Doctor Who: Too Hot For TV

Doctor Who: Too Hot For TV

By: Doctor Who: Too Hot For TV

Language: en-us

Categories: Tv, Film, Reviews, Arts, Visual

A podcast about the extended universe of Doctor Who. Nothing is too niche for us! 

Episodes

S6 E16 - Advent Calendar Day 16
Dec 16, 2025

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Dylan is joined by Mikey Smith to talk about 'On the Planet Isoptreus'.

Duration: 00:20:37
S6 E15 - Advent Calendar Day 15
Dec 15, 2025

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Dylan is joined by Joe McLachlan to talk about 'Pitter Patter'. 

Duration: 00:25:02
S6 E14 - Advent Calendar Day 14
Dec 14, 2025

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Dylan is joined by Rob and Dave from the Doctor Who show to discuss 'The Sour Note'. 

Duration: 00:20:47
S6 E13 - Advent Calendar Day 13
Dec 13, 2025

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Dylan is joined by John Dorney to discuss 'The Radio Waves'. 

Duration: 00:20:21
S6 E12 - Advent Calendar Day 12
Dec 12, 2025

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Dylan is joined by Liam to discuss 'The Sinister Sponge'.

Duration: 00:10:54
S6 E11 - Advent Calendar Day 11
Dec 11, 2025

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Dylan is joined by Joe Ford  to discuss 'The Celestial Toyshop'.


Duration: 00:13:35
S6 E10 - Advent Calendar Day 10
Dec 10, 2025

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Dylan is joined by John Isles to discuss 'Mission For Duh'.

Duration: 00:19:13
S6 E09 - Advent Calendar Day 9
Dec 09, 2025

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Dylan is joined by Mark Donaldson to discuss 'Flood!!!'

Duration: 00:20:27
S6 E08 - Advent Calendar Day 8
Dec 08, 2025

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Dylan is joined by Ross  to discuss 'The Cavern of Terror'. 

Duration: 00:14:40
S6 E07 - Advent Calendar Day 7
Dec 07, 2025

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Dylan is joined by Ioan Morris to discuss 'It's Only a Game'. 

Duration: 00:22:09
S6 E06 - Advent Calendar Day 6
Dec 06, 2025

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Dylan is joined by Pete Lambert to discuss 'The Time Savers'. 

Duration: 00:16:41
S6 E05 - Advent Calendar Day 5
Dec 05, 2025

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Dylan is joined by Iain Martin to discuss 'Class 4 Renegade'.

Duration: 00:19:47
S6 E04 - Advent Calendar Day 4
Dec 04, 2025

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Dylan is joined by Toby Hadoke to discuss 'X-Rani and the Ugly Mutants'.

Duration: 00:28:40
S6 E03 - Advent Calendar Day 3
Dec 03, 2025

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Dylan is joined by Joseph Lidster to discuss 'Galactic Gangster'.

Duration: 00:28:17
S6 E02 - Advent Calendar Day 2
Dec 02, 2025

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Dylan is joined by Richie Morgan to discuss 'The Vampire Plants'.

Duration: 00:14:37
S6 E01 - Advent Calendar Day 1
Dec 01, 2025

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Dylan is joined by Michael Mills to talk about 'The Lair of Zarbi Supremo'.

Duration: 00:26:39
S5 E60 - Doing Both Ends
Nov 23, 2025

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Okay, so the series was supposed to be over but here is one more episode for Doctor Who's 62nd Anniversary. And nothing says Anniversary like Reeltime Pictures 'Lust in Space' and the Big Finish audio 'Fly me to the Moon'. Join Dylan, Joe Ford and Iain Martin as they answer the burning questions:

What is 'Allo 'Allo in space? 
Who is acting through a sandwich? 
Is there any difference between James Bree and Axl Rose?

Then head over to Iain's pod 'We're All Stories In The End' an...

Duration: 01:02:37
S5 E59 - Truly Madly Leekley
Nov 15, 2025

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For the final episode of this series of Too Hot For TV, Dylan is joined by Mark Donaldson to look at some of the pitches for 90's/00's Doctor Who.  And as always the answer the burning questions:

Why does Deadly Assassin have a lot to answer for?

Why are the Cybermen so damn vain? 

When did the Doctor smoke cigars? 

Duration: 01:23:16
S5 E58 - Too Hot For Too Hot For TV
Nov 01, 2025

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On the penultimate episode of this season Dylan is joined by Luke Molloy to discuss the 7th Doctor novel ‘Lungbarrow’ by Marc Platt and the Doctor Who porn parody Doctor Screw. And as always they answer the boring question:

What happens when Doctor Who fans turn 16?

Who has the Doctor stuck inside them?

Who has kept their socks on? 

Duration: 01:40:47
S5 E57 - Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) 2000
Oct 25, 2025

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Dylan and Jackson are joined by Richie Morgan to look at Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) 2000, in the penultimate episode of their journey through Doctor Who replacements of the 90's and 00's.

Duration: 00:46:06
S5 E56 - Billie Pipers Lament
Oct 24, 2025

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On this episode Dylan is joined by Mark Rawlins to talk about the the David J. Howe penned 'The Pipers Lament' staring Frazer Hines and the Big Finish Rose Tyler story 'The Flood' by Lisa McMullin and staring Billie Piper. And as always they answer the burning questions: 

What is going on at Heathrow airport?

What's Frazer Hines doing in Majorca?

Why can't you hold a Dr Who convention in a Primark 

Duration: 01:06:01
S5 E55 - Goodnight Sweetheart
Oct 18, 2025

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Dylan and Jackson take another dip into the Doctor Who shaped hole of the 90's this time they are joined by Mikey Smith to take a look at the time travelling sitcom 'Goodnight Sweetheart'. 

Duration: 00:43:14
S5 E54 - Diet of the Daleks
Oct 17, 2025

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On this latest episode Dylan is joined by James Lark to look at 'The Macra Terror' Audio Cassette read by Colin Baker, The 1993 Doctor Who Yearbook and Harry Hills Fruit Corner featuring Jon Pertwee. And as always answer the burning questions:

Should we novelise evil of the Daleks again?

How many Venusian lullaby's are there ?

Why do Daleks have livers ?

Duration: 01:58:13
S5 E53 - Neverwhere
Oct 11, 2025

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Dylan and Jackson continue their journey through the Doctor Who replacements of the 1990's, this time they are joined by Pete Lambert to discuss Neverwhere. 

Duration: 00:43:05
S5 E52 - Secreting Fluids
Oct 10, 2025

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On this latests episode Dylan is joined by Liam for a trip to the early 90's for a look at what could have been Season 27 and 28. Then they look at the recently rleased missing story Alixion by Robin Mukherjee. And as always they answer the burning questions:

Is there life after Sophie Aldred ?

What pick up line isn't working ?

What is the mystery of Edward young ?

And be sure to check out Liams artwork on Instagram. 
https://www.instagram.com/artfullyliam/#

Duration: 00:57:00
S5 E51 - How To Prevent An Erection
Oct 03, 2025

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On this latest episode Dylan is joined by Joe Ford and Michael Mills to look at two Big Finish stories set in mental health facilities. First up is the 8th Doctor story 'Minuet In Hell' by Alan W. Lear and Gary Russell and then its the 7th Doctor story 'Unregenerate' by David A. McIntee. And as always they answer the burning questions:

What is Winter Olympics Doctor Who?
What is Dr Who for heterosexuals?

Who is Muffling in the background?

And if you want to hear...

Duration: 01:32:36
S5 E50 - Crime Time
Sep 27, 2025

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Dylan is once again joined by Jackson and Mark Rawlins to discuss Crime Traveller.

Duration: 00:51:34
S5 E49 - David J. Howe Interview
Sep 26, 2025

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In this latest episode Dylan talks to David J. Howe about his new book Who Me! Available from Bedford Square Publishers October 9th

If you would like to get tickets to And Evening with David J. Howe, you can order them here: 

https://www.waterstones.com/events/an-evening-with-david-howe/doncaster

If you would like to order a copy of the book, you can pre order it here:

https://bedfordsquarepublishers.co.uk/book/who-me/

Duration: 00:59:08
S5 E48 - Bros In Space
Sep 19, 2025

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In this latest episode Dylan is joined by Luke Sims-Jenkins to talk about the First Doctor Companion Chronicles 'The Perpetual Bond', 'The Cold Equations' and 'The First Wave'  written by Simon Guerrier, directed by Lisa Bowerman and performed by Peter Purves and Tom Allen. And as always they answer the burning questions: 

Why is listening to a Companion Chronicle like craving sweetcorn? 

Who would have had a different woman every episodes? 

What is new series desperation?  



Duration: 01:30:37
S5 E47 - Someones Fetish
Sep 12, 2025

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On the latest episode of Too Hot For TV, Dylan is joined by Ross from the General Witchfinders to look at two Big Finish stories featuring the Meddling Monk. First up it's 'The Secret History' featuring the Fifth Doctor, Steven and Vicki written by Eddie Robson. Then its 'Subterfuge' featuring the Seventh Doctor and Churchill written by Helen Goldwyn. And as always they answer the burning the questions: 

Who does not work well as part of a team?
Who is not a Doctor? 
What Doctor Who story had more im...

Duration: 01:33:28
S5 E46 - Whooverville 2025
Sep 05, 2025

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On this episode we present a panel from Whooverville 16, featuring Dylan, Keith Barnfather, David J. Howe and Robert Dick. 

Doctor Who Myths and Legends: The Reeltime Pictures Story is available from https://telos.co.uk/shop/doctor-who/myths-legends/

If you want to dip into the Reeltime Picture catalogue be sure to visit https://timetraveltv.com/ 

Duration: 00:51:04
S5 E45 - Guest Starring The Sensational She Hulk
Aug 29, 2025

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In this latest episode Dylan is joined by Gareth Bowley to talk about Death's Head's encounters with the Seventh Doctor. And as always they answer the burning questions: 

What universe is this? 

What is a law suit waiting to happen? 

What is the giant robot war? 


Duration: 01:22:21
S5 E44 - Bugs Life
Aug 23, 2025

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Dylan and Jackson continue their journey through the Doctor Who replacements of the 90's, this time they are joined by Joe Ford to talk about Bugs. 

Duration: 00:49:44
S5 E43 - How To Drain Your Pipes
Aug 22, 2025

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On this new episode Dylan is joined by Rod Brown to looking at various comedy skits, spoofs and fan films. Including 'The Curse of the Fatal Death', 'The Few Doctors', 'The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot' and many more. And as always they answer the burning questions: 

Why is Gary Downie dressed as a Time Lord ?
Who is nearly cancelled?
Which show runner is an ego maniac? 

Duration: 01:38:31
S5 E42 - The Great Leveller
Aug 15, 2025

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On this latest episode of Doctor Who Too Hot For TV, Dylan is joined once again by Nigel Bromley to talk about two Doctor Who related audio releases. First up its 'Jon Pertwee: An Evening with the Doctor' and then its 'Doctor Who at the BBC'. And as always they answer the burning questions:

Can you be angry for living? 

What Doctor Who releases almost caused a car crash? 

Why are Doctor Who fans good at commitment ?


Duration: 01:37:01
S5 E41 - There Is No Ish
Aug 08, 2025

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On the latest Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by Joe McLachlan aka Mad Paddington of The Pagiarist podcast. Together they look at 2 9th Doctor Big Finish stories 'Salvation 9' and 'The Seas of Titan' and as always answer the burning questions:

Who eats an entire mango? 

Are monsters iconic or just returning? 

What would the best Sontaran spin off be? 

Please check out Joe's brilliant podcast The Pagiarist, available where you get your podcasts. 

https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/doctor-who-the-pagiarist/5600985

Duration: 01:16:45
S5 E40 - Please Be More Explicit
Aug 01, 2025

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On the latest episode of Too Hot For TV, Dylan is joined by Mark Donaldson to look at 3 obscurities from the Whoniverse. First up it's the text based adventure game 'Doctor Who and the Warlord', then it's the book 'Make Your Own Adventure with Doctor Who: Mission to Venus' and finally its the Big Finish audio play 'You Are the Doctor' And as always, they answer the burning questions:

Is it Dr Who better on VHS? 
What doesn't William Emms want you to do?
Who was an evil bitch ? Duration: 01:45:15

S5 E39 - It Was Always Timothy West
Jul 25, 2025

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On the latest Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by Martin Parsons to talk about two mid 00's Big Finish stories, the Seventh Doctor story 'House of Blue Fire' and the Fifth Doctor story 'The Emerald Tiger' and as always they answer the burning questions: 

What happens when you take RTD to Hollywood?

Who is Jen ?

Can you love threads?

Duration: 01:35:58
S5 E38 - Creek Addicts
Jul 19, 2025

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Dylan and Jackson are joined by Mark Donaldson to discuss the two further episodes of Jonathan Creek that are taking up Doctor Who's place in the TV schedule. 

Duration: 00:58:21
S5 E37 - Tap Dancing on Gravel
Jul 18, 2025

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In this latest episode Dylan is joined by Paul Griggs to talk about two Sontaran stories. First its the BBV audio ‘Conduct Unbecoming’ written by Gareth Preston and directed by John Wadmore, starring Tom Chadbon. Then they look at the Big Finish Lost Story ‘The First Sontarans’ written by Andrew Smith and starring Colin Baker and Nicola Bryant. And as always they answer the brining questions: 

Who doesn’t want to talk about Doctor Who? 

Who is the only person who would associate with the producer?

What are the Time...

Duration: 01:04:41
S5 E36 - Endlessly Flicking Through
Jul 11, 2025

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On the latest Too Hot For TV, Dylan is joined by Jim Allenby to talk about two very different bits of Doctor Who media. First up it's the BBC2 documentary 'Resistance is Useless' and then it's the 7th Doctor and Ace in the Big Finish play 'The Grey Man of the Mountain'. And as always they answer the burning questions:

Why is Football better than Genesis of the Daleks?
Why does the TARDIS have lips?
What book has a lot to answer for? 

Duration: 01:20:41
S5 E35 - I Shouldn't Have Had That Pasty
Jul 04, 2025

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Dylan is once again by Liam to look at various JNT related releases. Together they look at  JNT's Myth Makers, JNT Uncut and The John Nathan-Turner Memoirs The Life and Scandalous Times of John Nathan-Turner by Richard Marson. And as always answer the burning questions: 

Why was Innes Lloyd never wrong ?

What did Arnie steal from JNT?

Who was a thrusting executive ?




Duration: 01:38:33
S5 E34 - Nick Peggs Pot Noodle
Jun 27, 2025

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On this latest Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by Joe Ford to look at the audio adventures of The Stranger. Together they traverse the Stranger Chronicles, some 00's prequels and 50th anniversary sequel. And as always they answer the burning questions: 

What isn't Liz Sladen up to?
What Dr Who spin off isn't even on the dark web ?
What's an offence to Dr who fan films?

Duration: 01:28:40
S5 E33 - Just A Bit of Tea With A Wee Lassie
Jun 20, 2025

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In this episode Dylan is joined by Gareth Preston, together they look at 2 lost stories from Big Finish. First up its the first Doctor story 'Farewell, Great Macedon' written by Moris Farhi and adapted by Nigel Robinson. Then its the second Doctor story 'The Queen of Time' written by Brian Hayles and adapted by Catherine Harvey. And as always the answer the burning questions" 

Who is flirting with Troughton ?

What is a typical woman's approach to science ?

Why does Hartnell have sweaty feet? 

Duration: 01:16:37

S5 E32 - Feeling sorry for the Sontarans
Jun 13, 2025

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In this latest episode of Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by Dan Pinn to witness the 7th Doctor revisiting some old foes. First up its the comic strip 'Pureblood' featuring the Sontarans and then its the Big Finish audio 'Robophobia' featuring the Voc Robots. As always they answer the burning questions:

How do you insure a Doctor Who collection? 

Why is Dylan so so wrong?

What is wrong with everyone who ever wrote Doctor Who?

Duration: 01:33:09
S5 E31 - Filling The Void
Jun 06, 2025

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In a break from regular programming Dylan and Jackson look at one of the ways TV schedules filled the Doctor Who shaped hole in the 90's. And as always answer the burning questions: 

Where was the best place to learn about British culture in the 90's? 
Who is a secret magic fan?
Who is cutting up sexy women? 

Duration: 00:43:42
S5 E30 - Wil-deux-ness
May 31, 2025

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Recorded in March 2025 Dylan and Liam traverse this season finale of Doctor Who and the future of the show and get it spectacularly right/wrong. They also look at two turning points in the show history first up its the TV Comic strip ‘The Night Walkers’, then they look at the abandoned script for episode 14 of ‘The Trial of a Timelord’ entitled ‘Time Incorporated’  written by Eric Saward. And as always they answer the burning questions:


Who is the bonny blue of Dr Who podcasting ? 

What is Dynasty on...

Duration: 01:15:59
S5 E29 - Bang & Jugs
May 16, 2025

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In this latest episode Dylan is joined by Pete Lambert as they take a trip to the Intergalactic Song Contest with the 7th Doctor and Mel in 'Bang-Bang-A-Boom'  written by G****h R*****s and Clayton Hickman. Then it's Dalek V.S. Mechanoids in 'The Juggernauts' featuring the 6th Doctor and Mel by Scott Alan Woodard. And as always the answers those burning questions: 

Who was the most famous person in 20th century who ?
Who is the most sexless doctor?
When did Dr who magazine get a spine?

Duration: 01:33:10
S5 E28 - Dodo in a cupboard, I know I know it's serious
May 09, 2025

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In this latests episode Dylan is joined by David Gillespie-Pratt to talk about 2 Big Finish audios, the Third Doctor story Intelligence for War by Eddie Robson and the First Doctor Story Fugitive of the Daleks by Jonathan Morris. And as always answer the burning questions:

How many sequels does one story need? 

What story should you never f**k with? 

Who are all these people? 


Duration: 01:27:37
S5 E27 - Enter the Briggsverse
Apr 25, 2025

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In the latest episode of Doctor Who: Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by John Isles to discuss three Nick Briggs train related stories. First up its the Audio Visual audio 'Conglomerate' starring Nick as the Doctor, then its BBV VHS 'The Stranger: In Memory Alone' starring Colin Baker and finally the Big Finish audio 'The Nowhere Place'. And as always the answer the burning questions: 

What is in the dealers bargain bucket? 

What is a pre spin off spin off? 

Who didn't cry? 

Duration: 01:16:06
S5 E26 - It's Not About Whizz Bang
Apr 18, 2025

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On this latest episode Dylan is joined by Geoff from Who Corner to Corner. Together they look at two 13th Doctor stories. First up it's the Titan Comic story 'Old Friends' written by Jody Houser with art by Roberta Ingranata and Rachael Stott. Then it's the BBC audio book 'The Romanov Project' written by Niel Bushnell and read by Toby Longworth. And as always they answer the burning questions:

Who is an absolute bastard?

What is a stot spot? 

What is Dylan not over? 


Duration: 01:09:28
S5 E25 - The Fabulous Doctor Who
Apr 10, 2025

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In this new episode Dylan is once again joined by Conrad Westmass to look at the 1970's Doctor Who Trump Card Game and 'Who is Tom Baker: Unauthorised!' And as always the answer the burning questions: 

Who is in the hands of cautious men?

What is the worst thing that happens in Oxford?

Who needs rules? 

Duration: 01:04:32
S5 E24 - The Vegetable Man Gives Me Nightmares
Apr 04, 2025

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On this latest episode Dylan is joined by Ioan Morris to discuss three Doctor Who documentaries 'Whose Doctor Who', '30 Years in the TARDIS' and 'Doctor Who Confidential: Do You Remember the First Time?'. And as always they answer the burning questions:

What is a pasta coloured world? 

Would Nick Courtney ever lie? 

What occasions in the 1970's do you need to get dressed up for? 


Duration: 01:32:59
S5 E23 - Before Goth Went Emo
Mar 29, 2025

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In this episode Dylan is joined by J.R. Southall to discuss BBV's Auton trilogy. Together they answer the ultimate questions: 

What looks like a JJB Sports?

What impact did Se7en have on Doctor Who spin offs? 

Who looks like Tim Shaw? 

Duration: 01:42:13
S5 E22 - 40 Year Old Frozen Milk
Mar 22, 2025

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On the latest Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by Si Hart to talk about Doctor Who adverts. And as always answer the burning questions:

Who was riding the pink pony? 

Why do cousin’s always have cooler toys? 

What is the vintage ice cream scene like? 

The adverts 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acHn-jygGEo | Walls Sky Ray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUbAEP7RaQU | Mr Men & Doctor Who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg20DRD1TBE | Dennys...

Duration: 01:24:43
S5 E21 - Tugged By A Quark
Mar 15, 2025

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In another cross over extravaganza Dylan teams up with Joe Ford & Frazer Gregory to talk all things Quark related. On Too Hot For TV you can hear them talk about the many appearance of the Quarks with the second Doctor in TV Comic, then they look at Dominant Species by John Dorney featuring the fourth Doctor, Harry and Naomi. And as always answer the burning questions: 

What happened to quarriers? 

How does Doctor Who make America great again? 

Who is smoking asbestos?

Then head over to...

Duration: 01:31:23
S5 E20 - Bamboozled Brig
Mar 08, 2025

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In this latest episode of Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by Chris Hogben to 'The Diary of River Song Series 09: New Recruit' Written by Lizbeth Myles, James Kettle, Helen Goldwyn and Lisa McMullin and starring Alex Kingston & Daisy Ashford. As always they answer the burning questions:

Who is bankrolling big finish?

What is attack of the killer refrigerators? 

Who is at Dylan's door? 



Duration: 01:08:57
S5 E19 - Destructive Work Place Romance
Mar 01, 2025

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In this latest episode of Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by Iain Martin to look at 2 Eighth Doctor Big Finish stories. First up it's 'The Next Life' by Alan Barnes and Gary Russell, then it's 'Terror Firma' by Joseph Lidster. And as as always they answere the burning questions:

What is a drop your bacon sandwich moment?

Where can you can always get a baguette?

Is your money safe with the bank of Rassilon?

Duration: 01:49:36
S5 E18 - Staircases All Over England
Feb 22, 2025

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In this episode Dylan is joined by Nigel Bromley to talk look at three very different Doctor Who spin offs. First up its ‘Genesis of the Daleks’ LP, then it's the Denys Fisher dolls and finally the Big Finish audio ‘The Genocide Machine’. And as alway they answer the burning questions: 

Who is Derek Goom?

Whose scalf is too tight? 

Why are Doctor Who conventions never anywhere glamorous? 

Duration: 01:16:47
S5 E17 - Recalling 'Recall UNIT: The Great T-Bag Mystery'
Feb 15, 2025

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Its been 5 years since Too Hot For TV launched, to celebrate this join Dylan and Jackson along with Mark Donaldson, Joe Ford, Luke Molloy, Mikey Smith, Lee McMenemy and Cameron Phillips for a "dramatic" reading of Richard Franklins smash hit Fringe show 'Recall UNIT: The Great T-Bag Mystery'. And as always they answer the burning questions: 

Who are the nuclear dames? 

What happened to Richard Franklin in Sweden?

Where is Mrs Thatcher? 

Be sure to check Liam Ruddens article on the play here https://liamrudden.subs...

Duration: 02:26:42
S5 E16 - The Great Waffling
Feb 01, 2025

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It's episode 100 of Too Hot For TV and Dylan is once again joined by Jackson. Together they look at the audio version of Tom Bakers autobiography 'Who on Earth is Tom Baker?' and the Big Finish audio play 'Death in the Family' written by written by Steven Hall, starring Sylvester McCoy, Sophie Aldred, Philip Olivier and Maggie Stables. And as alway they answers those burning questions:

Who died twice? 

Who is a stoney dwarf man on MDMA?

What gives you a terrifying, trembling erection? 

Duration: 01:22:06

S5 E15 - We Went Shopping
Jan 19, 2025

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Dylan and Michael Storm look at the BBC book 'Corpse Marker' by Chris Boucher and the audio 'Storm Mine" by Daniel O'Mahony.

Duration: 01:15:10
S5 E14 - Two Men Out Of Time
Dec 25, 2024

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In this Christmas day special Dylan is joined by Michael Mills to discuss 'Doctor Who and the Daleks in the Seven Keys to Doomsday' By Terrance Dicks. And as always this answer the burning questions: 


What is the best Dr Who title ever? 

Who is smoking Christmas weed?
 
Is Trevor Martin a pre Hartnell Doctor? 


Duration: 00:36:56
S5 E13 - Ding-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!
Dec 21, 2024

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In this festive special Dylan is joined by Luke Molloy and Mark Donaldson to talk about some festive treats. First up they look at Christmas songs Doctor Who stars including John Barrowman's Christmas album. Then it's the short story 'The Christmas Inversion' written by Jacqueline Rayner and featuring The Third Doctor, Jo and Yates Jackie. And finally they listen to Tom Baker reading 'A Christmas Carol' by Charles Dickens. And as always answer the burning questions:

Is David Tennant the next Bono? 
Is Santa Omnisexual? 
What is a Jazz pi...

Duration: 02:22:23
S5 E12 - Raw Dog The Log
Dec 14, 2024

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In the first of the Too Hot For TV festive specials, Dylan is joined by Liam to do a commentary on 'Festive Thirteenth Doctor Yule Log' a 2 hour animated webcast from BBC America. As they endure 2 hours of very little activity they discuss all things festive and Doctor Who related with a sprinkle comic strips and Big Finish for good measure. And as always they answer the burning questions:

Who is getting smuggled into Panopticon? 
What is the best 13th Doctor Christmas Special?
Who are generation Alan?

A...

Duration: 02:07:01
S5 E11 - Piss Riddled Children
Dec 07, 2024

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In this latests episode of Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by Jon Arnold to discuss 2 stories by Nick Briggs. First up it's the eleventh Doctor novel 'The Dalek Generation' from BBC books, then its the third & second Doctor story 'The Annihilators' from Big Finish. And as always our hosts answers the burning questions: 

Who is a Tory bullshitter? 
Can something be 5/5 if you have not read it?
When did all mom's have a thing for Peter Davison? 

Duration: 01:31:41
S5 E10 - Conceptual Punishment
Dec 01, 2024

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In this latest episode of Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by J.R. Southhall to discuss the short stories of Steven Moffat, with particular focus on 'The Least Important Man', 'Corner of the Eye' and 'The Terror of the Umpty Ums'. Together the burning questions:  

What was Bonnie Langford doing with Chris Moyles?

What does RTD do in the Kitchen that Moffat does on run? 

What has Watergate got to do with any of this? 

Duration: 01:35:06
S5 E09 - The Eternal Bedtime Battle
Nov 24, 2024

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In the latest episode of Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by Joe Ford & Michael Mills to discuss 'Shakedown: Return of the Sontarans' written by Terrance Dicks, directed by Kevin Davies and starring Jan Chappell. Brian Croucher, Carole Ann Ford, Sophie Aldred, Rory O'Donnell and Michael Wisher. Then they listen to 'Sontarans: Silent Warrior' written by Peter Grehan and directed by Tim Saward. Together they answer the burning questions: 

Who is too straight for large parts of Doctor Who? 
What is the eternal bed time battle? 
Why did you...

Duration: 01:53:18
S5 E08 - A Masturbatory Fantasy
Nov 17, 2024

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On this episode of Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by Ian Winterton to look at 2 different BBV Zygon releases. First up its the audio play 'Zygon: The Barnacled Baby' written by Anthony Keetch, directed by Paul Griggs and starring Debbie Watling. Then it’s 'Zygon: When being You Just Isn’t Enough' Directed by Bill Baggs and starring Joe Castelton, Daniel Harcourt and Keith Drinkle. They also answer the boring questions: 

What is the secret shame of a doctor fan? 

What is better than buying a sports car?<...

Duration: 01:33:04
S5 E07 - Celery Coated Flesh
Nov 10, 2024

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In this latest instalment of Doctor Who: Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by Michael Mills to discuss two fifth Doctor Big Finish stories, 'Nekromanteia' by Austen Atkinson and '1963: Fanfare for the Common Men' by Eddie Robson. And as always they answer the burning questions: 
 
Who is waking up next to Simon Williams?
What did women sound like in 2003?
What is the template for the downfall of Doctor Who?



Duration: 01:26:08
S5 E06 - Not Feratu
Oct 31, 2024

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In this halloween special Dylan is joined by Ross from the General Witchfinders to discuss the use of horrors big 3 in the Doctor Who extended universe as they examine stories featuring mummies, werwolves and vampires. First up it's the BBV audio 'Guests for Night' written by Nigel Fairs and starring Sylvester McCoy and Sophie Aldred. Then it's the DWM comic strip 'The Curse of the Scarab' written
Alan Barnes with art by Martin Geraghty and featuring the fifth Doctor and Peri. The final release is the Big Finish audio 'An Alien Werewolf...

Duration: 01:23:45
S5 E05 - A Rough Approximation of Woman
Oct 26, 2024

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The future maybe uncertain but the past was fucked. Join Dylan, Joe Ford and Luke Molloy as they experience two of Doctor Who's most controversial lost stories. First up it's 'Mission to Magnus' by Phillip Martin and then it's 'Prison in Space' by Dick Sharples. The trio traverse the many topics associated with these adventures and answer the burning questions:  

How do you reconstruct something that was never constructed? 
Who is dripping wet in Sil juice? 
Who definitely isn't a sex pest? 

Duration: 01:45:36
S5 E04 - 8 Rounds Rapid
Oct 19, 2024

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In the latest episode of Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by David Kitchen from The Doctor Who show. Together they look at 20th Anniversary Radio Times Magazine and the David A. Mcintee Missing Adventure 'Lords of the Storm'. And they answer the burning questions: 

Why does anybody in Australia know about the Radio Times? 
What is the Toymaker doing on Gallifrey? 
What Doctor Who story is used in Guantánamo Bay?

Duration: 01:20:31
S5 E03 - Unnecessary Exposure
Oct 05, 2024

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In this episode Dylan is joined by anecdote sceptic Mikey Smith to talk about a Sixth Doctor and Jamie trilogy from Big Finish. ‘City of Spires’ by Simon Bovey, ‘The Wreck of the Titan' by Barnaby Edwards and ‘Legend of the Cybermen’ by Mike Maddox all go under the microscope. 

Dylan and Mikey also answer those burning questions: 

Who is the Big Finish Stewart Lee?
Is Georgia Moffat listening? 
How do you offend historical carnival owners?

 

Duration: 01:42:51
S5 E02 - Ramblin Amblin
Sep 21, 2024

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In the latest episode Too Hot For TV goes to Hollywood! Dylan is joined by Liam to look at several abandoned attempts to get Doctor Who off the ground in the 90's, Sylvester McCoy's video diary Bidding Adieu and Jon Pertwee's appearance on Surprise Surprise. All while answering the burning questions:

What is a 90's kid doing rummaging around in a phone box? 
Who Doctor Who fan did Dylan hate as a child?
What would Spielbergs Doctor Who look like? 


Duration: 01:53:12
S5 E01 - Eggy Montage
Sep 07, 2024

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In the first episode of Series 5 of Doctor Who: Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by Pete Lambert and Conrad Westmaas. Together they look at the studio footage and Ian Levine edit of 'Dimensions in Time', the Vworp Vworp animation of 'A Meeting on the Common' and the BBV audio 'The Rani Reaps the Whirlwind'. And as always answer the burning questions: 

What is the size of medium sized restaurant ?
What is it like to see Gary Downie at work? 
Who was pen pals with with Pip and Ja...

Duration: 01:31:04
S4B E05 - No Sausages in the Apocalypse
Aug 25, 2024

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In the final episode of this Too Hot For TV mini series on spin offs from other franchises, Dylan is joined by Ross from the General Witch Finders to talk all things Terminator. Together they discuss each of the cinematic outing for the franchise, before jumping into the comic ’The Burning Earth’ written by Ron Fortier with art by Alex Ross, then they look at the Universal Studios ride T2-3D: Battle Across Time and finally they talk about the 90’s Kenner Terminator 2 action figures. And as always the answer the burning questi...

Duration: 01:49:04
S4B E04 - Soaked in Sadness
Jul 28, 2024

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In then penultimate episode of series 4B, Dylan is joined by Richie Morgan to talk Red Dwarf. First up they look at the radio skits ‘Dave Hollins: Space Cadet’, then its the book ‘Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers’. And as always they answer the burning questions:

What is the cursed phrase of the Scottish?

When are we getting the Archers-verse?

Why is there a sheep in a toilet? 


Duration: 01:33:22
S4B E03 - The 12 Inch Glory
Jul 07, 2024

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Too Hot For TV continues its journey into spin offs from other media, this time with guest Pete Lambert. This IP has been many a film and TV show, but it's definitive version is almost certainly a prog rock extravaganza, it's 'Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds'. Join Dylan and Pete as they answer the burning questions: 

Who was born to be a poachers wife? 
What do all young Dr who fans do on car trips?
Why did Louise Jameson ruin Dylans family holiday?

Duration: 01:19:11
S4B E02 - Where Is Chris Boucher?
Jun 15, 2024

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Too Hot For TV's journey through the spin offs of other franchises continues with Blakes 7. The time Dylan is joined by David Gillespie-Pratt to look at the two BBC radio plays 'The Seven Fold Crown' and The Syndeton Experiment by Barry Letts. And always answer the burning questions:  

Who hates Felicity Kendal?
Who is obsessed boobs? 
What would an AI Blakes 7 be like? 

Duration: 01:26:13
S4B E01 - A Bunch of Dead People
Jun 01, 2024

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S4B E01 - A Bunch of Dead People 

All good franchises need a spin off and Too Hot For TV is no exception. In the first episode of this mini season Dylan is joined by Ben and Mark from On The Timelash to discuss some surprise spin off media. And as always answer the burning  :

What is the default version of every franchise? 
What’s the most expensive big finish box set of all time?
Why is Joh Barrowman in court? 

Duration: 02:12:36
S4 E36 - Frankly, Mr Franklin!
May 16, 2024

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It’s the final episode of this mammoth series of Too Hot For TV, so we thought what better way to finish than with a Bang enough for the Brigadier. In this episode Dylan is joined by Lee and Cam from the Polis Box to talk about three UNIT related releases. First up its the Big Finish play ’The Spectre of Lanyon Moor’ written by Nicholas Pegg featuring the Sixth Doctor, Evelyn and the Brigadier. Then it’s the BBV audio book ‘The Killing Stone’ by Richard Franklin and featuring the Fourth Doctor, Sarah Jane S...

Duration: 02:06:56
S4 E35 - Riding Bareback at the Academy
May 10, 2024

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Join Dylan and Mark Donaldson down the Shobogan Wetherspoons as they discuss two relaunches for the Eighth Doctor that came after his first adventure (never let it be said we aren’t relevant) . First up it’s the BBC EDA ‘The Eight Doctors’ by Terrance Dicks. Then it’s the Big Finish audio ’Storm Warning’ starring Paul McGann and India Fisher, written by Alan Barnes. And as always the answer the burning questions: 

What did the doctor ride bareback at the academy ?
Who is a beefy Doctor Watson? 
Which dr who companion...

Duration: 02:03:44
S4 E34 - Punk’d by Stephen Cole
May 04, 2024

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Dylan is once again joined by Jack to look at series 5 of Bernice Summerfield starring Lisa Bowerman and featuring the stories: 

The Grel Escape by Jack Rayner
The Bone of Contention by Simon A. Forward
The Relics of Jegg-Sau by Stephen Cole
The Masquerade of Death by Stewart Sheargold 

And as always they answer the burning questions: 

How can porn inform a woman’s personality? 
What did Peter Ling create? 
What is Terry Molloy doing in Wookey Hole? 


Duration: 01:00:40
S4 E33 - Emma Peels Cold Open
Apr 28, 2024

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In this episode Dylan is Joined by Rod Brown to talk about the first the two series of Counter Measures from Big Finish. 8 stories, 8 writers and a whole lot of Doccy Who.  And as always we we answer the burning questions:

What hasn't been flicked since Christmas day? 
What is Quatermass 2 meets The Underwater Menace?
What can't Catholics Do?

Duration: 01:31:19
S4 E32 - Buckets and Buckets of Goo
Apr 20, 2024

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In this episode Dylan is joined by Mikey Smith to look at two Big Finish audios chosen off the back of watching Tales of the Tardis. First up they discuss the fifth Doctor and Tegan story 'The Gathering' by Joseph Lidster. Then they chat about the sixth Doctor and Peri adventure 'The Widows Assassin' written by Nev Fountain. All while answering the burning questions: 

Who is making the charity single Davros in Distress? 
What is Mikey doing in the bath? 
What makes Tegan a Trump supporter? 

Duration: 01:23:08
S4 E31 - Car Safety with Cliff Richard
Apr 06, 2024

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In the latest episode of Doctor Who: Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by Ross from the podcast General Witchfinders. Together they explore the wild world of the 1977 Doctor Who annual. After that they venture into territory not yet explored by too hot for tv, in that it is both televised and not Doctor Who at all. But as always they answer the burning questions: 

What is Darth Vader doing in a  video shop?
What links tramps and BBV? 
Why is it a snatch heavy year for Doctor Who...

Duration: 01:26:39
S4 E30 - Traipsing Down Corridors
Mar 24, 2024

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In this latest episode of Too Hot For TV Dylan is joined by Toby Hadoke  to discuss two Big Finish stories from recent years. First up they look at the the first Doctor adventure 'The Invention of Death' written by John Dorney and starring David Bradley as the First Doctor, Claudia Grant as Susan Foreman, Jamie Glover as Ian Chesterton and Jemma Powell as Barbara Wright. Then they look at the fifth Doctor story 'Pursuit of the Nightjar' written by Tim Foley and starring Peter Davison as the Fifth Doctor, Sarah Sutton as N...

Duration: 01:32:12
S4 E29 - Effective Male Awkwardness
Mar 10, 2024

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Jack has returned to talk all things Benny. First up they look at the Virgin New Adventures book 'Return of the Living Dad' by Kate Orman and featuring the 7th Doctor Chris, Roz, Benny and Jason. Then they look at the Big Finish audio 'Death and the Daleks' by Paul Cornell and featuring Benny, Jason, Bev and Braxiatel. And as always answer these burning questions: 

What is Dylan's mind palace?
Who didn't shag Ace?
Who is the Doctor watching sleep? 

Duration: 01:04:28
S4 E28 - Local Cybermen For Local People
Feb 25, 2024

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In this episode Dylan is joined by Richie from I Hate Doctor Who, together they explore two different eras of spin offs. First up they look at the BBC audio 'Doctor Who and the Pescatons' starring Tom Baker and Elizabeth Sladen. After that they  look at the Big Finish box set 'Old Friends' featuring Christopher Eccleston as the ninth Doctor. And as always they answer the burning questions: 

Which Doctor Who story is actually an A24 film? 
What is a Kyrnoid made of weed? 
Why will Ben Verth kill Rich...

Duration: 01:35:58
S4 E27 - Don't Mention John Barrowman
Feb 10, 2024

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In the latest episode of Too Hot For TV  Dylan is joined by Martyn Havell. Together they look at two Big Finish spin offs from very different eras of Doctor Who. First up is Jago & Litefoot & Strax: The Haunting written by Justin Richards. The second story they look at is Torchwood: Broken by Joseph Lidster and Starring John Barrowman Gareth David-Lloyd. And as always they answer the bringing questions: 

Whose first experience of Doctor Who was Zagraus ?

When did Martyn first see boobs? 

Which Doctor is a sex...

Duration: 01:23:13
S4 E26 - Not Your Average Adult!
Jan 21, 2024

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In this first episode of 2024, Dylan is joined by Si Hart host of Maximum Power, Trap One and The Library of Impossible Things. Together they do a commentary on 'Regeneration' and 'Liberation' the first 2 episodes of the K9 series.  All while answering the questions:

Who is the Houdini of Florida ? 
What was the Bidmead renaissance?
How do you make a dystopian London with a black cab and over flowing bin ? 
 

Duration: 01:10:42
S4 E25 - Weetabitches of N-Space
Dec 30, 2023

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In final episode of 2023, Dylan is joined by Conrad Westmaas to take a look at the 1977 Doctor Who Weetabix promotion. They also look at the 1996 BBC audio play ‘The Ghosts of N-Space’ by Barry Letts and starring Jon Pertwee, Elizabeth Sladen and Nicholas Courtney. And as always answer the burning questions:

Which fiend is entering Sandra Dickinson?

Who is getting speared by Blor? 

Are brit-pop, boys and Prozac better than ‘The Ghosts of N-Space’ ?

Duration: 01:28:41
S4 E24 - Destroy the Daleks, get a shag!
Dec 23, 2023

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Ever wondered what it’s like to spend Christmas with a Dalek? Join Dylan and Michael Mills for a festive special where they  find out, as they tackle the Big Finish audio adaptation of the stage show ‘The Curse of the Daleks' originally written by David Whitaker and Terry Nation and adapted for audio by Nick Briggs. Then they look at first ever Doctor Who spin off novel ‘Doctor Who and the Invasion from Space’ by J.L Morrissey.  Plus the story ’Ten Fathom Pirates ‘ from the 1967 Doctor Who annual.  And as always the answer the...

Duration: 01:39:41
S4 E23 - Andy Lane Interview
Dec 17, 2023

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In a follow to last week's episode, Dylan and John Isles talk to Andy Lane about writing 'All Consuming Fire' as well as his other Doctor Who books.

Duration: 01:08:19
S4 E22 - Murder... Such an ugly word
Dec 10, 2023

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Still coming down from the highs of the 60th, why not take a dip into the 7th Doctor's era with Dylan, John Isles and Gareth Preston?  In this episode they look at DWM comic strip 'Fellow Travellers' written by Andrew Cartmel with art by Arthur Ranson. Then it's  the New Adventure 'All Consuming Fire' by Andy Lane, which sees the 7th Doctor meet Sherlock Holmes.  And finally its nearly Doctor Who with the BBV audio 'The Time Travellers: Ghosts' written by Nigel Fairs. They also answer the burning questions: 

Who is Evil...

Duration: 01:40:02
S4 E21 - Barnaby Eaton-Jones & Sophie Aldred Interview
Dec 03, 2023

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In a break from our regular schedule, Dylan talks to Barnaby Eaton-Jones and Sophie Aldred about a new Doctor Who spin off 'Children of the Circus'.  This new audio drama from AUK is a sequel to 'The Greatest Show In The Galaxy'  featuring all the surviving members of the cast, in a musical story that centres around Christopher Guard as Bellboy and Dee Sadler as Flowerchild.

The CD and download can be pre ordered here: https://auk.direct/product/children-of-the-circus/

Duration: 00:38:34
S4 E20 - Tug Him By A Limb
Nov 26, 2023

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Forget the Star Beast, the return of David Tennant and that surprise cameo by the Monoids.... probably. It's time for a brand new episode of Too Hot For TV. This time Dylan is joined by Pete Lambert, together they traverse both comics and audios. First up it's the Doctor Who Weekly comic strip 'The Tide of Time'  written by Steve Parkhouse with art by Dave Gibbons, featuring the Fifth Doctor. Then it's Sixth Doctor and Charlie Big Finish Audio 'The Condemned' written by Eddie Robson and directed by Nick Briggs.  And as always th...

Duration: 01:17:43
S4 E19 - Scream of the Shalka Commentary Episode 6
Nov 25, 2023

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It's anniversary week, so every day Too Hot For TV  will be dropping a commentary for an episode of the six part story 'Scream of the Shalka' the webcast by Paul Cornell featuring one time ninth Doctor Richard E Grant. Join Dylan, Joe Ford and Luke Molloy as they measure each others cocks, speculate about the 60th, talk about the Toy Story character they would most like to shag and talk about anything they possibly can to not talk about 'Scream of the Shalka'.

Duration: 00:36:14
S4 E18 - Scream of the Shalka Commentary Episode 5
Nov 24, 2023

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It's anniversary week, so every day Too Hot For TV  will be dropping a commentary for an episode of the six part story 'Scream of the Shalka' the webcast by Paul Cornell featuring one time ninth Doctor Richard E Grant. Join Dylan, Joe Ford and Luke Molloy as they measure each others cocks, speculate about the 60th, talk about the Toy Story character they would most like to shag and talk about anything they possibly can to not talk about 'Scream of the Shalka'.


Duration: 00:21:35