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Dear Humans,

Today Jesus and I responded to the tragic news of the passing of Rob and Michelle Reiner, as well as the unbelievably disgusting response by Donald Trump.

After we processed all of that, we took time to watch some of our favorite Reiner movie scenes from:

Stand By Me

Spinal Tap

When Harry Met Sally

A Few Good Men

The Princess Bride

Listen in as we pay tribute to Rob and Michelle.

It's Fuck It Friday, but there's no shortage of news to discuss! Plus, we're joined by friend of the pod Michael Cohen to discuss the latest news!

We discuss:

God presses Michael on where all the stolen tariff money goes and why no one seems to give a shit

God, Jesus and Michael discuss the coming bloodbath for Republicans in the midterms

God closes out the show with his...

It's Thursday, December 11, and Kristi Noem got humiliated during a hearing then scampered out of the room. God and Jesus have a laugh over the video, watch another really embarrassing moment for Kristi, catch up on other recent news including Donold's new plan to make people buy their way into the country (Does it look like a credit card from Chase?) and MUCH more!

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It's Wednesday, December 10, and Democrats have introduced articles of impeachment against RFK Jr. - Will he actually be impeached? Plus, we share clips from the latest Trump event (And he's even more insane than normal), God becomes convinced that Jesus' Trump impression is good, and we answer questions from the Angels!

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It's Tuesday, December 9, and Trump fell into an embarrasing new interview when he accepted a stupid new honor from Politico. We laugh over Trump's rating of his own economy, the farmer bailouts, we take look at Donold's hypocritical remarks concerning the boat strikes in recent days, and much more!

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God and Jesus recap the news that happened over the weekend, including Marjorie Taylor Greene's interview with 60 Minutes and why Donold crashed out over it. Plus, we review why Trump is so much like the Grinch, we discuss inspiring words from our Angels, and we confirm that YES you ARE in hell.

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Dear Humans,

If you missed today's live stream of The God Show, it's now available for your viewing pleasure! As we gear up for Halloween, God and Jesus (as The Dude and a Labubu) discuss JD Vance clinging onto hope that his Hindu practicing wife will convert to Christianity. Plus, we talk about the judge who might save the SNAP program, and what God's been watching lately to deal with reality.

God and Jesus stream LIVE every week day beginning at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT. We have a great time talking with the Humans and...

Dear Humans,

We have a fantastic new episode of The God Pod for you today, in which friend of the show and one of our favorite Humans, comedian and radio host John Fugelsang returns to our studio!

John has been one of the most outspoken proponents of what Jesus' teachings REALLY mean, and how they should not be twisted into hateful messages.

His new book, Separation of Church and Hate, gives YOU an easy and fun guide to battling your crazy MAGA Uncle. In his book, which hits store shelves September 9, you'll learn ho...

Dear Humans,

September kicks off with a bang on the God Pod, because Jesus and I welcomed the one and only Zainab Johnson! You might know her from Amazon Prime's Upload — a show God has secretly been obsessed with for years. (Yes, even I fangod from time to time.)

We talked about everything from her AI chatbot overlords, to my bad standup material on air travel, to why billionaires are so desperate to cheat death. Zainab also shared her thoughts on the Trump Administration and explained why Upload is the perfect show for this awful moment...

Dear Humans,

I was recently joined by Emmy-winning actress Nancy Lee Grahn (who you may know from General Hospital, and Santa Barbara) for an unfiltered conversation about career, politics, and democracy.

We had a great time discussing how she balanced motherhood with a demanding acting career—and never missed a parent-teacher conference. She also opened up about her outspoken political voice on social media and the risks of speaking truth to power in Hollywood.

Plus, Nancy and I dug into the danger of apathy in politics—and why voting matters more than ever. It's...

Dear Humans,

I hope you enjoy this latest episode of the God Pod because it is a powerful one about how to actually fight fascism. Every listen, every like, every share helps spread these conversations further, so I hope you will watch and enjoy it.

And thank you. To everyone reading, whether you are a free subscriber who shows up every day or a paid subscriber who keeps this whole thing alive, you are the reason we can keep going.

This week Jesus and I were joined by Dana of Visibility Brigade and P...

Dear Humans,

Today Jesus and I got to sit down with the one and only Jodie Sweetin. Yes, that Jodie Sweetin, Stephanie Tanner from Full House and Fuller House. She is still keeping busy, still making us laugh, and now hosting her own re-watch podcast, How Rude, Tanneritos!

We talked about her activism in Los Angeles, the emotional night she honored Bob Saget, and how American life somehow went from being Full House to feeling like fucking Andor. Jodie shared what it was like to grow up in front of the camera, and how she...

Dear Humans,

I thought it would be nice to take a break from the doom and gloom, so I laughed My Ass off with one of My favorite actors. Thank you to our subscribers who made this possible! Please subscribe now if you can.

Jesus and I got a little taste of the Hollywood red carpet this week when we attended a press junket to speak with actor and comedian Ben Feldman!

Mr. Feldman has a new animated series coming to Netflix called Long Story Short, and considering it's by the creator of the...

Dear Humans,

Today we're excited to share our interview with Julie J, a New York-based Drag Queen who has teamed up with other queens to release an empowering new book, No Tea, No Shade: Life As a Drag Queen!

As big LGBTQ+ allies, we were thrilled to have on our first drag queen, and Julie J was equal parts inspiring, insightful, and serving LEWKS.

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We discuss:

They dis...

Dear Humans,

God watched the new season of King of the Hill that just dropped on Disney Plus.

And lo, it was hilaglorius.

Even better, I got to speak with one of the funniest new members of the cast, actor and comedian Anthony "CiTRiC" Campos, who plays Bobby Hill's assistant chef Emilio.

We learned how Anthony first worked with Mike Judge as a cabinet member on Idiocracy.

I gush over the return of King of the Hill and why the new season hits harder than ever. Anthony gives me his d...

Dear Humans,

This week on The God Pod we were joined by Everybody Loves Raymond creator and Somebody Feed Phil star Phil Rosenthal!

Phil is about to head out on a tour across America to meet humans like you, and we got to speak to him about his hit TV shows.

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We discuss:

Why Jesus is so excited to have Phil on the podcast.

Why Somebody Feed Phil is unique compared to other travel and food shows.

Phil's favorite places in th...

Dear Humans,

We kicked off this week's live shows strong with our special guest, author and comedy writer Tamara Yajia!

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Tamara just released her new memoir, Cry For Me Argentina, in which she recounts her upbringing as a 'failed child star'! We had a hilarious conversation about her life and her parents. Tamara doesn't hold back. We also discussed the latest news over the weekend, and watch some wild clips in which Trump cheats at golf.

Topics today include:

Why do Tamara's boobs hurt?

Dear Humans,

Today Jesus and I are excited to welcome our friend Brooklyn Dad Defiant back to the pod!

While the subject matter we discussed with BDD were serious, we had a lot of fun throughout! Don't miss his Substack called Defiant Dispatches, and look forward to Me being on his show July 30 at 1 PM ET!

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We discuss:

Hunter Biden's nonstop F-bombs in his recent interview.

Trump's obsession with what Late Night hosts like Stephen Colbert are saying about him.

The em...

Dear Humans,

Today on the podcast we're joined by comedian Vir Das, who joined us on the day his latest Netflix special Vir Das: Fool Volume was released!

It was appropriate that he joined us on release day for his special, because he wanted to send a few prayers to us to get him through his launch weekend.

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We discuss:

Why Vir was repeatedly saying 'Oh God' all day.

Our thoughts on Stephen Colbert and The Late Show bei...

Dear Humans,

Ready for a really fun history lesson? History should always be fascinating to you, but in our latest God Pod we are joined by author Sam Kelly, whose new book reveals the drugs your favorite historical figures were on!

Sam's new book Human History on Drugs: An Utterly Scandalous But Truthful Look at History Under the Influence teaches you what your History Teacher in High School did not.

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We discuss:

Why history should be fascinating to everyone.

Donold freaking out about th...

Dear Humans,

Lo, imagine my surprise when we welcomed actor Luke Dimyan, who plays Judas Iscariot in Amazon Prime's TV series The Chosen, and we learned that he has been a fan of My work online for ages! Let us know what you think of this interview in the comments!!

Jesus and I had a delightful time talking to Luke about portraying my Son's iconic biblical foe in the hit TV series The Chosen, which started as a crowdfunding project but blossomed into a hugely successful TV show.

We also discuss:

Gro...

Dear Humans,

We've been lucky to speak with guests recently who are bringing much needed hope into our lives, and today's God Pod guest is no different: Journalist and author Aymann Ismail!

In our latest God Pod, Aymann tells us how he felt the need to pivot into a bright personality after 9/11 happened while he was just a river away in Newark, New Jersey.

We also discuss:

Aymann's new book Becoming Baba, which is about fatherhood and identity.

His journey from aspiring filmmaker to Slate journalist

Aymann's th...

Dear Humans,

Today Jesus and I are joined by Washington Post writer and author Faiz Siddiqui, who recently wrote the book Hubris Maximus: The Shattering of Elon Musk. (A title we can definitely get behind!)

We had a fascinating discussion with Faiz about Elon's fall from grace, including recent headlines he's been making in MAGA world.

We Discuss:

How Musk sees himself as a gladiator or Alexander the Great.

Musk's potential to form the "America Party" and whether it could split the GOP vote.

If Americans can a...

Dear Humans,

We celebrated the holiday weekend by chatting with comedian Kiran Deol! Kiran's comedy special Joysuck tackles the task of fighting the suck with joy. It's out now on Prime, don't miss it!

In this latest God Pod, we discuss:

When Kiran played the Virgin Mary in a school play. We use the opportunity to check in on Jesus's relationship with his mom.

The Orcas' war on Billionaires

How social media algorithms make growing The God Pod a constant uphill battle.

"Chill Hell" and how Satan has...

Dear Humans,

Is it possible to find political common ground with your brother-in-law who loves Joe Rogan? That's what we're discussing today with author and former Obama speechwriter David Litt!

David recently wrote a new book about finding common ground with the brother-in-law in question. It's called It's Only Drowning: A True Story of Learning to Surf and the Search for Common Ground and is out now!

We Discuss:

The recently passed immigration bill and the implications of expanding ICE powers.

Will there even be elections in 2026?

Wh...

Dear Humans,

With the way the Supreme Court is currently stacked, it may feel like the judicial system in America is hopeless, but today's guest is here to make Me and Jesus feel better!

Today on The God Pod we're joined by Leah Litman, author of the new book Lawless: How the Supreme Court runs on Conservative Grievance, Fringe Theories, and Bad Vibes (Find it at your favorite bookstore, including Bookshop.org!).

We discuss:

Aspects of America's political system that give Leah hope for the future.

The latest Supreme...

Dear Humans,

Get ready to laugh with Jesus and Me, because today we're joined by hilarious friend of ours, comedian Brent Terhune!

We discuss:

Brent's incredible videos that screw with MAGA and his plans for the forthcoming Civil War.

Jay Leno's impressive stand up skills.

Comedy club crowds want to laugh again, and Brent delivers both politics and personal stories.

Alex Jones = Vince McMahon of conspiracy theories. A dangerous asshole, but undeniably theatrical.

Brent's love for horror movies, why he sees them as an escape fr...

Dear Humans,

Jesus and I had the pleasure of being joined by a human who brings you joy through his food and his insights: Chef Andrew Zimmern!

As the 4th of July holiday approaches for Americans, Andrew will be hosting Tastemade's 2025 Grill Week, kicking off June 30th. Don't miss it!

We were floored by Andrew's insight to the state of the world, and his solutions for solving hunger. Did you know childhood hunger could be solved in 6 weeks?!

We discuss:

The best animal God has ever created, according to...

Dear Humans,

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Today Jesus and I are joined by writer and author of "On This Day in History Sh!t Went Down" James Fell! James has a dirty mouth and was a natural fit with God as the trio discusses James' many creative Trump nicknames, the latest news including Donold's latest TACO moment, an upcoming rainy weekend in D.C., and much more!

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This week Jesus and I were joined by friend of the pod Andra Watkins! She was one of our earliest live-streaming guests, so we were thrilled to have her fun, dirty, and incredibly insights back on the show!

Andra has a Substack called For Such...

Dear Humans,

This week I was joined by Joy Reid!

Joy-Ann Reid is an award-winning journalist, bestselling author, and one of the most trusted progressive voices in media. Known for her fearless commentary and deep insight into race, politics, and culture, she previously hosted The ReidOut and AM Joy on MSNBC. She's also the author of multiple books, including the New York Times bestsellers The Man Who Sold America and Medgar and Myrlie.

Now, she's back with The Joy Reid Show, launching June 9 on YouTube and all major podcast platforms. Airing Mondays, Wednesdays, and Friday...

Dear Humans,

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This week Jesus and I were joined by Substack writer and radio host Dean Obeidallah to discuss the latest news, inter-SiriusXM-feuding, Taco Man, and so much more!

We discuss: A theological boy band? Dean ranks Go...

Dear Humans,

Will America… make it? On today's episode of The God Pod, comedian and co-star of MAX's Have I Got News For You Michael Ian Black joins God and Jesus to discuss politics, his career, and more with his signature dry humor!

Our chat with Michael Ian Black picks up halfway through our time with him because we were having some internet issues, but once things worked correctly, our interview with him was a blast!

Michael Ian Black:

Wonders why the Pope didn't die when he and his wife were visi...

Dear Humans,

If you're looking to feel hopeful and seeking signs of empathy, today's new episode is for you! This week on The God Pod, God and Jesus are joined by bestselling author Brad Meltzer to discuss his new book, Make Magic: The Book of Inspiration You Didn't Know You Needed!

We discuss:

How Brad turned a beloved commencement speech he wrote into his new book, and why his message resonates with humans.

How he used stories of rejection to inspire his son's graduating class.

Empathy once again comes u...

Dear Humans,

In today's new episode of The God Pod, Jesus and I are joined by Comedian Alex Hooper who tells us about his brand new comedy special "Brace Yourself," which is available to watch NOW on Apple TV, Amazon Prime, YouTube, and Google Play!

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We discuss:

How Alex accidentally stumbled into a comedy career.

When Alex's life took a dramatic turn after he got married.

How he beat cancer, and how he turned his stories into a comedy act that are now...

Dear Humans,

Easter Weekend ended with the death of The Pope - mere hours of spending time with Hell Spawn JD Vance (not a coincidence) - and later that day, Jesus and I were joined by comedian Trae Crowder on The God Pod!

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Trae Crowder, aka "The Liberal Redneck" recently released a second special, Trash Daddy, which premiered Thursday, March 13th. Watch it on YouTube!

Elsewhere on today's episode:

Trae shares his thoughts on The Pope and if The Vatican will roll back their progress t...

Dear Humans,

Jesus and I sit down with the man who once said, "The question isn't 'Is there a God?' The question is 'Why do people believe in God?'"

That's right. Penn Jillette is on the God Pod!

Not to oversell it, but it might just be the greatest thing you'll ever witness in your entire life. Seriously. If you've ever wanted to watch Penn Jillette mock God to his face…this is your moment.

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Here's what we got into:

Faith and...

Comedian and commentator Pete Dominick stopped by for a divine check-in, and things got real.

He opened up about his work helping veterans and men in crisis. Then he looked Me and Jesus in the eye and asked, "Where were You when I needed You?" And lo, the room got awkward.

Pete also shared the daily routines that keep him sane in a collapsing world, and stories from his time hanging with comedy legends like Lewis Black and Artie Lange. The man's seen some things.

And yes, we talked about Donold's big tariff...

Dear Humans,

Karan Soni once played My assistant on Miracle Workers. Now instead of pretending with Steve Buscemi, he's talking to the real thing.

We talked about his new film, A Nice Indian Boy, and what it means to navigate family, culture, and identity in a country that feels like it's falling apart.

We also touched on tariffs, current events, and how anyone is supposed to stay joyful when everything around them is burning.

It's funny. It's thoughtful. It might be the calmest thing I've published all week.

Take a br...

Dear Humans,

Legendary comedian Lewis Black sat down with God (and Jesus) yesterday for a heartwarming, hilarious, and surprisingly spiritual interview.

Not to oversell it, but it might just be the greatest thing you'll ever witness in your entire life. Seriously. If you've ever wanted to watch Lewis Black ask God if he's going to Heaven…this is your moment.

In this episode:

Lewis Black's biggest question for God and Jesus now that he's face-to-face with the divine

Lewis Black talks to God about getting into Heaven

How...

Dear Humans,

Today, Jesus and I sit down with social media star, author and Bible scholar Dan McClellan, whose new book The Bible Says So: What We Get Right (and Wrong) About Scripture's Most Controversial Issues drops April 29.

Dan breaks down what the Bible really says about hot-button issues like abortion, slavery, lying, and homosexuality…and how scripture often contradicts itself. He also shares how he went from being raised agnostic to becoming a Mormon, and what most people get wrong about Mormonism.

If you're skeptical about a Mormon writing a book like this...

Author and radio personality John Fugelsang joins The God Pod to discuss how the right continues to twist the Bible and Jesus with sickening levels of hypocrisy. Buckle up, this is a PERFECT 36-minute episode.

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1. This Week on The God Pod: John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang is a Drama League nominated actor, comedian & broadcaster who hosts the acclaimed "Tell Me Everything" series on SiriusXM Progress #127.

His first book, "Separation of Chu...

Dear Humans,

We sat down with Veep star Matt Walsh to talk improv, the afterlife, and why he just might like Chill Hell.

1. This Week on The God Pod

🔥 His new movie Novocaine—in theaters now!
🔥 What's giving him hope on Earth?
🔥 What's the secret to being a King of Improv?
🔥 If he could play any role in the Godiverse, who would it be?
🔥 If he had one thing to say to Elon Musk, what would it be?

Oh, and Matt literally prays to God—and we answer.

Check out Ma...

The richest man on Earth is falling apart. In a recent interview he was very close to tears. Let's laugh at his pain together!

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1. Behold! Musk's empire is crumbling

Elon Musk went on camera and nearly broke down. When asked about Tesla's struggles, the man who claims to be the smartest person alive suddenly didn't have any answers.

📉 Tesla stock is in freefall.
🐦 Twitter is still a broken mess.
😭 Even his most devoted fanboys are losing faith.

The protests are working. The myth of M...

Rejoice, for I bring thee tidings of great schadenfreude: Elon Musk hath lost a whole Bill Gates.

1. He Did This To Himself

Tesla's stock hath crashed over 40% since December, wiping out $111 billion of Elon's fortune. Turns out, investors don't love it when a CEO ditches his own company to spend his days boosting Nazis and banning journalists.

And who smote him most? His best bro Don-old. Trump's new tariffs on China, Canada, and Mexico are wrecking Tesla's supply chains, and the stock market took one look and said nah. Funny how licking fascist boots alwa...

Dear Humans,

Another day, another disaster waiting to happen. Donold wants Boeing to rush a new Air Force One—because what could possibly go wrong? Inflation is "back" (according to Donold), people are apparently flipping eggs like real estate, and Sean Duffy is making up more lies about air safety.

Oh, and if Jesus came back? Yeah, let's just say it wouldn't go well.

Let's get into it.

1. Topics include:

The Department of Government Evil (DOGE)

Donold wants Boeing to rush a new Air Force One

Wh...

Dear Humans,

Sometimes, the universe delivers a moment of pure, unfiltered schadenfreude so powerful that even God and Jesus can't handle it. This was one of those moments.

Elon Musk's own son obliterated Donold in the Oval Office, proving once and for all that even small children know to tell him to shut up and go away. And we, your benevolent deities, are here to watch it unfold together and laugh our divine asses off.

1. Even a Toddler Can See Through Donold's BS

Baby X (or, as we prefer, Elon's son) had a hot...

Dear Humans,

It's only been 17 days since Tangerine Palpatine somehow returned, and the United States is in a full-blown crisis. Planes are dropping from the sky, Donold wants to build a casino in Gaza, and a foreign billionaire is the shadow president. But take heart! We're looking to the helpers.

1. People Fight Back Against President Musk

We watch some powerful and hilarious moments from Democrats dissing the shit out of Felon Musk as they protest at the Treasury building. Watch us laugh as Ayanna Presley calls Elon a "Nazi nepo baby."

...

Dear Humans,

While it may feel like an eternity, it's only been TEN DAYS since America's worst President returned to the White House. It's become clear that you all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.

As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you've been pondering over the last few days.

1. Trump Supporters Getting Fired Or Deported

We expose how Donold's very expensive and cruel racism managed to raise coffee prices.

God attacks the racist masculinity complex and...

Dear Humans,

You made it through Velveeta Voldemort's first week. Congratulations! Here's a little treat: God and I are back with a new episode of The God Pod to laugh and cry about everything that happened.

As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you've been pondering over the last few days.

1. Egg Shortage, Elon VS. Donold, Bishop Budde

Who really caused the egg shortage happening in America

Elon's rift with Donold over artificial intelligence funding (Uh oh, there's already trouble in...

Dear Human,

God and Jesus return from winter vacation, and we're catching up on all the good and bad news that happened in the last couple weeks.

Topics include

MAGA's Meltdown and Blue MAGA Rising

Jimmy Carter and the possibility he'll replace God in Heaven

Donold crying over flags being flown at 'half-mast' during his Inauguration

God and Jesus's predictions for 2025

God celebrates 420k followers on Bluesky

And lots more!

Watch, laugh, and cry with us in this new episode, and d...

Dear Humans,
My birthday is coming up, and it's time for The God Pod Holiday Special! You won't want to miss this final episode of the year filled with holiday cheer!

What We Cover:

What God did (or didn't) get Jesus for his birthday (And why he's sweating so much)

What we're looking forward to in 2025, from Andor to a new Nintendo system to humans continuing to fight for equality and justice.

What's going on with those mystery drones, and how Trump might be fooling us all.

Who God...

Dear Humans,

Jesus and God are thrilled to welcome progressive champion and fellow Substack superstar Jess Piper to The God Pod!

As someone who grew up evangelical, Jess was equally thrilled to FINALLY get to hear back from God and Jesus. Watch or listen to our interview now—this is one you don't want to miss!!!

What We Cover:

The state of the American healthcare system

What Jess believes Democrats need to do to capture rural Americans

The surprising history of the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter

And l...

Dear Humans,

Jesus was having a great Thanksgiving weekend with Mary and Joseph - not to mention seeing Wicked with Judas - until he learned that Joe Biden had pardoned his son Hunter.

This and more are discussed on today's new episode of The God Pod! Watch to hear what we think of Joe's pardon, what Jesus thought of Wicked, how God celebrated Thanksgiving, and how corporate media has unfairly covered the economy.

While we're on the subject of corporate media coverage, it will shock no one that to learn that yesterday, the NY...

Dear Humans,

It's time for a new episode of The God Pod, and this week we're thrilled to be joined by Evan Hurst, author of The Moral High Ground and writer at Wonkette, one of the oldest publications on the Internet!

We discuss Donold's cabinet of clowns, the state of the Democratic party in 2024, and what individuals like you should be doing RIGHT NOW to improve their lives in these uncertain times.

Hilariously, God learns from his two fellow gay podcasters that Gavin Newsome actually isn't gay. Whoops! LOL.

By the end o...

WARNING: This episode contains thoughts and solutions you might not fully agree with. Um…sorry.

Dear Humans,

In the newest episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus attempt to figure out what went wrong in this election and where we must go from here.

STOP saying 'we only lost by two points.'

STOP paying political consultants, and START trying to win over low information voters. Progressive politics work!

Do we want to win... ever? Let's start by figuring out who is making the decisions at the DNC.

Dearest Humans,

This week on The God Pod:

Jesus has a case of the giggles as he and God look at some of the most deranged Donold moments of the last week.

God shares a clip of Obama at a recent rally that is not getting enough attention, in which President Obama points out the cost of Donold's lies.

Speaking of lies, we voice our support for a new rumor that involves yet another couch.

Listen to The God Pod here or on your favorite podcast app, and let...

Dear Humans,

On this week's all new episode of the God Pod, we discuss all the latest in the US election.

Donold tells his followers to vote on January 5th. Why?

Donold asked his followers if they would "rather have the Black president or the white president?"

Donold threatens using the military to go after "radical leftists" who don't support him

Kamala and Tim continue to troll him into oblivion

A discussion of the polls, and why corporate media wants you to think this is a horse-race<...

BEHOLD! Yesterday Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to everything that's happened in U.S. politics in the last week. Check it out!

Be sure to visit TheGodPodcast.com to get full video episodes and daily articles from God and Jesus!

BEHOLD! Last night Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to the debate. Check it out in the video above!

Forsooth, as we predicted, the corporate media said that Vance won the debate because they have pudding for brains, which is mean to pudding. Pudding isn't totally corrupt, bought and paid for by right wing billionaires. We talk about it all in-depth!

Dear Humans,

The other day Captain Dipshit said in an interview that he won't run again in 2028 if he loses this election. He would be 82 or 83 at the time.

"No, I don't. I think ... that will be it. I don't see that at all," said The Demented One, when asked if he would run again in 4 years if he loses this year.

Of course, he said in 2020 that if he lost that year, we would never see or hear from him again. And sadly, that was not true. He never shuts the fuck...

Dear Donald Trump Jr.,

I see thou art whining about having to explain to children that a shooter almost killed thy father. Now you know how it feels to be a parent sending their kids to public schools in the USA on any given day.

Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is living in America. Your father was the president for 4 years. What did he get done? Nothing. He literally people to "get over it" the day after a mass shooting in Iowa. Human life is meaningless to him.

Thou shalt...

Dear Humans,

Lo, last night was wonderful. It was the long waited for comeuppance that Donold so richly deserved. It was the smiting we all needed to watch! Thank you to everyone who joined our live chat! Jesus and I had so much fun hanging out with you! It was so nice having our live chat locked to paid subscribers so we could enjoy it without fear of having any trolls there.

After the debate, loser Donold went to the spin room, a sure sign that he knew he had just been destroyed. Every single...

Dear Humans,

We're back! On today's episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus discuss all that hath occurred over the last two weeks, from the Democratic National Convention to Dana Bash's interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

A lot of things happened whilst Jesus was on vacation! We also preview the first presidential debate coming on Tuesday night between Kamala and Donold.

GOD'S 5 MONTH ANNIVERSARY SALE

Well, tomorrow marks out 5th birthday here on Substack. It's been going BONKERS. We are now at #80 on the US Politics leaderboard. Only 10...

Jesus and I recapped everything that's happened in the last week. We celebrate the addition of Tim Walz to the Democratic ticket, and laugh our asses off at the ongoing smiting of Downfall Donold.

Forsooth, how does Donold keep outdoing himself in the humiliation department?

Wishing Biden was still running

Complaining that Kamala's crowds must be "fake"

'Accidentally' flying on Jeffrey Epstein's private jet in 2024

And so much more. Join us as God and Jesus try to process all the funny things that are happening.

I have...

Dear Humans,

Earlier this week, Jesus and I had the rare opportunity to converse with Project 2025 expert Andra Watkins, who doth cover Project 2025 every single day on her Substack, "How Project 2025 Will Ruin YOUR Life." Verily, we quickly discovered that Andra is exceedingly cool and fun, and doth enjoy cursing as much as God. She is delightful and brilliant, and we didst have a blast hanging out with her.

In addition to doing the Lord's work in educating the world on Project 2025, Andra is a cherished member of the God community. I oft see her...

Dear Humans,

Wow, what an episode we have for you this week! The rollercoaster has not slowed down and the last few days have been absolutely wild. We discuss the latest with data nerd Nick Powers. 

Nick tells us about what he's seeing and we compare notes. And what we're seeing is AWESOME. The Kamala momentum is real and spreading. We also laugh at the expense of extreme weirdo JD Vance, which feels SofaKing good. Later on, we discuss Trump's weird speech to Christians. But first, we review all the amazing statistics!

Join u...

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Dear Humans,

I never could have imagined how emotional the past few days would make me. I have cried more tears of joy, hope, and pride than I can remember. For the first time in a long time, I am filled with hope for the future. Joe Biden's decision to step down wasn't just a brilliant chess move; it was a symbolic passing of the torch from one generation to the next. And all the next generation wants to do is save the world. They have been champing at the bit for...

Dear Humans,

Today Jesus and I sit-down with Johnny Palmadessa, a sharp young Democratic Strategist who found himself in the thick of chaos at the Trump campaign rally where a mass shooting occurred on Saturday. One innocent bystander lost their life, and Donald came within 2 inches bullet going through his brain.

Johnny shares his firsthand account of the event. Jesus and I tried to wrap our minds around it, and let me tell you, it's not easy processing this kind of madness.

Johnny's story is a sobering reminder of the real consequences of d...

Dear Human Being reading this,

It's me, God, and boy, do we have a divine dispatch for you today! We just recorded a brand new episode of The God Pod, and you're not gonna want to miss this one. We dug into some juicy topics that are hotter than hell's furnace, so grab your popcorn and buckle up.

First up, we tackled the question that's been on everyone's mind: Who exactly is trying to push Biden out? Surprise, surprise—it's the millionaires and billionaires pulling the strings. The regular folks? They're still supporting him. The re...

Hey there, you beautiful mortals! It's me, God, back with another episode of The God Pod. This time, Jesus and I are tearing apart Project 2025, that insane conservative plan to turn the USA into Gilead.

First up, I go off on how these utter douchebags want to centralize power and roll back rights. Seriously, it's like they want to drag us all back to the Dark Ages….and the Dark Ages sucked! Jesus jumps in to rip apart Trump's lies. He's pissed, folks, and rightfully so.

These idiots would melt the polar ice caps and ca...

Dear Humans,

We're back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into the latest Supreme Court decisions and the media hysteria following the debate. Here's your holy recap:

Episode Highlights:

Supreme Court Decisions:

🏛️ Supreme Court grants Trump immunity for January 6.

👩🏽‍⚖️ Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson's dissent calling the ruling "absurd."

⚖️ Supreme Court ends Chevron Deference, impacting regulatory power.

💧 Implications for regulatory power and the suggestion to start buying bottled water.

🚫 Supreme Court ruling allowing cities to punish people for sleepi...

Dear Heavenly Followers,

We're back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! 😇 In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into the jaw-dropping scandal involving Trump's spiritual advisor Robert Morris, who resigned amid allegations he molested a 12-year-old. We also cover Trump's purely evil suggestion for migrant fighting leagues, his ironic all-caps endorsement of the Ten Commandments, Biden's lead in the polls, even Fox News cutting away from Trump's insane gibberish, and George Santos starting an OnlyFans account. Here's your holy recap:

Episode Highlights:

Trump's Migrant Fighting Leagues 🥊: Trump's evil suggestion and the his...

Dear Heavenly Followers,

We're back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into a mix of divine humor and righteous rants, covering everything from Louisiana's latest classroom mandate to the broader implications of such moves. Here's your holy recap:

🎙️ Episode Highlights:

Why Louisiana's Ten Commandments Mandate Won't Save Its Soul Louisiana has decided to mandate the display of the Ten Commandments in every classroom. We delve into the historical context, the legal implications, and the irony of this decision given Louisiana's education, crime, and corrupt...

Hi Humans,

We're back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into a mix of divine humor and righteous rants, covering everything from surreal papal meetings to the latest political chaos. Here's your holy recap:

🎙️ Episode Highlights:

Who Is A Better Father, Biden Or Trump? Father's Day messages from Biden and Trump couldn't be more different. Biden's heartfelt message of unity and family contrasts sharply with Trump's self-centered, grievance-filled rant. We dissect what these messages reveal about their broader political personas. Excuse us if we can...

🎙️ Episode Highlights:

Crime Myths Debunked: Discover the real data behind Trump's false claims about rising crime rates under Biden.

Hunter Biden's Conviction: Explore how Hunter Biden's guilty verdict fits into the broader narrative of justice and political manipulation.

Supreme Court Corruption: Unveil the shocking statements from Justice Samuel Alito about pushing the country towards 'godliness.'

Father's Day Special: God and Jesus share their thoughts on Father's Day, with heartfelt and humorous reflections.

🔍 Why Listen?

Hilarious Takes: From crime myths to courtroom drama, our satirical spin will keep you...

🎙️ Episode Highlights:

Dolly Parton vs. The Federalist: Discover why attacking Dolly Parton is such folly. Laugh along as we dive into the backlash!

Trump's Probation Drama: Get the scoop on Trump's first probation meeting and his bizarre rally rants on sharks, extreme heat, and saying the quiet part out loud!

Divine Comedy: Join God and Jesus as they roast the absurdities of the week with humor and heart.

🔍 Why Listen?

Hilarious Takes: From Dolly's unbreakable spirit to Trump's incoherent ramblings, our satirical spin will keep you laughing.

Stay Inf...

Today on The God Pod, God and Jesus discuss:

Trump loses his gun permit in New York

Steve Bannon is going to prison

Alito's neighbor disputes Alito's flagging account

Americans have forgotten how bad Trump's COVID response was

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Happy Pride Month! 

What a week it was! Jesus and God catch up and laugh and laugh and laugh. We discuss where we were when we heard the news that he was convicted, and everything that's happened since. 

We discuss:

It's Pride month, baby!

Cult leader convicted

Cult leader's followers go apeshit

Where were you when you first heard Trump was convicted? Let us know in the comments! 

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On this week's episode of The God Pod I hang out with my son Jesus Christ after a week off in Jamaica, mon. 

We discuss:

Memorial Day

Christian Nationalism

"Just be normal then"

Project 2025

Harrison Butker

Samuel Alito

Pope Francis uses a homophobic slur

Hitler Endorses Trump From Hell Betwixt Tortured Screams

Dear Americans,

As the Almighty LORD THY GOD, I've watched over humanity for thousands of years.  I've seen the evolution of societies, the rise and fall of empires, and the ebb and flow of human rights. Today, I'm frigging furious over Alabama Senator Katie Britt's proposal for the 'MOMS' act, which OF COURSE she says would help moms, but in fact would create a federal database of pregnant women. And that is terrifying.

This dystopian database not only infringes on personal freedoms but paves the way for a 'Handmaid's Tale' future.

Once created, a...

In this episode of the God Pod, God tells Jesus how excited he is to have joined Substack and grow a newsletter there: https://thegodpod.substack.com/

Also discussed today:

Why do Republicans hate dogs so much?

An evangelical pastor slammed the Trump Bible, but watch out because he's full of crap too

Trump warned not to be a contemptuous bastard anymore or else he'll go to jail, but why hasn't he been sent there already?!?

Republicans voted against funding cancer research just to hurt Biden

God...

God goes on hiatus and his evil twin brother 'Tod' replaces him to discuss the latest news with Jesus. 

Discussed today:

Students are protesting

Jerry Seinfeld blames "the extreme left" for why you "can't make sitcoms anymore"

Tod argues with Jesus about woke

All this and so much more on today's episode of The God Pod!

God and Jesus hang out and review the latest news. 

Discussed today:

Jesus reviews Taylor Swift's new album, "The Tortured Poets Department"

TikTok to be banned

Crazy plane lady becomes a right wing influencer

And so much more

Listen to God's frigging podcast, dammit.

God and Jesus travel back in time to the year 1864, just kidding it's still 2024, although it's hard to tell sometimes. Discussed today:

Super Christian Donald Trump on trial for banging a porn star and then paying her to keep quiet during an election year

OJ Simpsons dies, but who is his roommate in Hell?

Abortion, abortion, abortion

And so much more!

Listen to God's frigging podcast, dammit.

On today's episode, God and Jesus discuss:

The Apoc-Eclipse

The lunatics were wrong about the rapture again

Later on they answer some questions

TODAY GOD AND JESUS DISCUSS:

Trump sells Bibles for $60, MAGA freaks out over National Trans Easter Visibility Day, Project 2025, and Christian conservatives go nuts over the coming total eclipse of the sun. All this and more on this episode of the God Podcast.

God and Jesus review all the latest news in politics, entertainment, and the world.

God and Jesus respond to the Oscars! 

Also discussed today:

What are some "gay secrets" straight people don't know?

Straight men, what's the strangest thing you've been told not to do because "that's gay"?

God reviews the latest posts on r/atheism. 

God and Jesus judge an AITA post about Disney World

God tells Jesus jokes about Jesus

We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we did recording it! 

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God and Jesus discuss the latest developments with the Supremely Corrupt Court and Donald Chump. Also discussed on this episode:

Wendy's Surge Pricing?

Kellog's CEO Suggests Poor People Should Eat Cereal For Dinner

NFL Prospect Doesn't "Believe In Outer Space"

Finally, God and Jesus spend time answering questions live from humans. 

JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God's Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch channel. Watch wherever you want. Have it Yahweh!

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This week, God and Jesus respond to:

Kid Rock Advocates For Genocide On Joe Rogan

Man Sets Himself On Fire In Protest

The Death Of Trans High School Student Nex Benedict

Libs Of TikTok Creator Exposed As Moron

IVF Banned In Alabama

Website Bug Tricks Man Into Thinking He Won Lottery

Woman Gets Charged $1000 For A Subway Sandwich

JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God's Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch channel. Watch wherever you want. Have...

Does Jesus Still Love Flipping Tables? Does God Listen To Slayer? God And Jesus Answer Questions!

God and Jesus spend an hour answering all kinds of silly questions from humans from all over the world! Does Jesus like tacos? What's God's least favorite creation? Does Jesus still love flipping tables? And does God listen to Slayer? Tune in, drop out, and escape from this sick, sad world for a little while. 

JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God's Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch channel. Watch wherever you want. H...

God and Jesus respond to the Super Bowl win by Taylor Swift and her boyfriend. Jesus responds to the Hobby Lobby ad showing him washing feet. And so much more! 

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God and Jesus preview the big game. Who does Jesus favor? And why? 

Humans are now walking around wearing cyber goggles called Apple Vision Pros, and God is disgusted. Elmo got trauma dumped on and the King has cancer. All this and the Grammies on the God Pod Taylor Swift Superbowl Preview!

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God and Jesus talk to Kelly Carlin about the 'AI George Carlin Special' and the lawsuit brought against it by the George Carlin Estate. We discuss the ethics of AI, and just how dystopian it is, and antithetical to everything George stood for. 

Later on, God and Jesus discuss a woman who got stuck on a gondola at Heavenly Ski Resort, the state of Missouri (misery?), and the situation at the US border. 

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Jesus furiously responds to the Oscars nominations, Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show, and God responds to a pastor who says 'God told him' to defraud his flock of over 1 million dollars so he could remodel his bathroom. God and Jesus answer questions live from humans on Facebook, and discuss the complexities of society and culture in such a divided social media landscape. 

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God goes to the hospital for a fart attack, Hell has frozen over, and God smites Jerry Jones. God smites the AI generated Carlin special and asks that we let people rest in peace. 

Later, God and Jesus answer questions from the God Pod community. 

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God and Jesus storm into 2024, covering everything that's happened over the holiday break! From Trump saying 'ROT IN HELL' on Christmas, to Lil Nas X announcing a new song dedicated to Jesus, the GOD POD IS BACK and on the case!

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Join us for a recap of the second half of 2023!                  

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Mary Mags RETURNS! Mary and God discuss Christmas songs, vibes, and a Satanic idol being desecrated in Iowa. Join us for as we attempt to find the spirit of Christmas during a bleak time in human history. 

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