The Brand X Podcast

The Brand X Podcast

By: John Jamingo, Deuce, and Joe

Language: en

Categories: Society, Culture, Personal, Journals, News, Commentary

This is a hangout podcast where three friends get together for lunch and day drinking once a month to discuss the growing stupidity in the world.

Episodes

Four Cylinder Word | 137
Dec 13, 2025

The latest episode of the Brand X Podcast is a rollicking, unfiltered round table that mixes sharp-witted humor, pop culture banter, and no-apologies storytelling. John, Deuce, Joe, and guest Duchess dive right in with a tongue-in-cheek debate about whether “Jingle Bells” is racist, riffing on recent controversies and the ever-rotating cycle of outrage culture. The gang quickly segues into reminiscence, sharing memories of classic comedians like Steve Landisberg, Buddy Hackett, and Jonathan Winters, and the golden age of late-night TV, from Johnny Carson to Ed McMahon.

Thanksgiving traditions spark a round of stories about turkey preferences, divorced Than...

Duration: 02:50:32
Parent Torturing - A Holiday Tradition | Vintage 27
Nov 27, 2025

Welcome to a vintage episode of the Brand X Podcast! In this throwback installment, originally released November 23, 2016. John and Deuce kick things off by reminiscing about their week, from brutal summer heat to work parties and memories of manual labor in their youth. 

The hosts dive into an entertaining discussion about how times have changed, especially for younger generations. They reflect on the work ethic instilled in them through chores, early jobs, and hands-on problem-solving, contrasting it with today’s culture of convenience and technology.

The conversation steers into a lively debate about millennials, touching on...

Duration: 01:28:02
Jumping to Conclusions & Which Chinese Restaurant Would You Pick? | Vintage 11
Nov 25, 2025

In this vintage episode of the Brand X Podcast 11, recorded on July 23, 2016. John Jamingo and Deuce dive into current events, reflect on their relationships with longtime friends, and playfully brainstorm launching a business. They share insights about podcasting as a creative outlet and address hot-button issues in the news with humor and candor. The episode also features a hilarious segment spinning up names for a mock Chinese restaurant and rounds out with the much-anticipated Hot Babes bracket. Whether you're here for laughs, commentary, or pure nostalgia, this episode brings vintage Brand X energy.

Tune in for:

W...

Duration: 01:13:23
Throbbing Member | 136
Nov 23, 2025

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast, John Jamingo, Deuce, and Jimmy dive into a raucous mix of conspiracy theories, New Jersey politics, and the everyday absurdities of modern life. From arguments about whether men actually landed on the moon to complaints about skyrocketing taxes and failing schools, the hosts pull no punches. The crew reminisces about college radio shenanigans, explores the murky world of government secrecy, and even tries to nail down the elusive date for their next recording. Along the way, they share personal stories, gripe about technology, and touch on everything from gun laws to...

Duration: 02:36:00
Oil Wrestling | 135
Oct 18, 2025

The Brand X crew is back for episode 135, catching up after a long hiatus and diving headfirst into their trademark mix of banter, nostalgia, and no-holds-barred takes.

John Jamingo, Deuce, and Joe reminisce about classic concerts, relive wild strip club stories, and spar over which lawmakers are actually hot. They touch on growing older, medical mishaps, and surviving government shutdowns with trademark irreverence.

The guys also debate today's tech, AI, politics, and which bands make them want to change the radio station. Get ready for unfiltered talk on life, music, politics, and everything in between—wi...

Duration: 01:59:23
We're Back! Pizza, Powerball, and Politics | 134
Sep 06, 2025

John, Deuce, and Joe reunite after a summer hiatus to deliver a spirited, no-holds-barred chat covering everything from Italian pizza blasphemies to the state of public education in New Jersey.

The episode opens with the gang catching up, diving straight into a debate about unconventional pizza toppings. Fruit on pizza? The group draws the line—unless it's a tomato. The conversation quickly shifts to the intricacies and occasional absurdities of the lottery system, as Deuce shares his extensive experience running a workplace lottery pool and dishes out stories from his years as a lottery agent. The hosts br...

Duration: 01:52:26
Independence Day & The Hot Babe Madness Sweet Sixteen
Aug 01, 2025

In this vintage episode of the Brand X Podcast, John Jamingo and Deuce celebrate Independence Day with a nostalgic look back at 4th of July traditions and the mischief of their youth. The hosts recount small-town celebrations, explosive fireworks memories, and the changes in how holidays are observed today. They also dive into current events, including controversies surrounding patriotic displays and laugh-out-loud workplace blunders. The episode shines a humorous light on everything from childhood bomb-making escapades to the evolution of American holidays and pop culture icons. Listeners will enjoy a ride through classic memories, sharp commentary, and the next...

Duration: 01:15:04
Hot Babe Madness & The Tax Man
Jul 29, 2025

On this vintage episode of the Brand X Podcast, John Jamingo and Deuce take a nostalgic walk down memory lane, diving headfirst into the stories, debates, and cultural touchstones that shaped their youth. Kicking things off with a special March Madness-style "bracket game," the hosts pit iconic TV women from the 1960s and 1970s against each other to determine who reigns supreme in pop culture crushes. Along the way, they offer witty banter, personal anecdotes, and sharp opinions about what made these decades—and the women on their screens—so unforgettable. The conversation takes a sharp turn to a heat...

Duration: 01:12:16
Father's Day Genghis & John Tribute
Jul 26, 2025

In this vintage episode of the Brand X Podcast, John Jamingo and Deuce return with plenty of laughs, reflections, and candid conversation. They recap their Father’s Day celebrations, trade stories about their dads, and riff on the lost art of not being easily offended. The duo dives into their favorite podcasts, shares how they got started with the medium, and offers listeners recommendations for new shows to check out. They also discuss recent news stories, including the handling of controversial statements in the press, the Harambe incident at the zoo, and oddball YouTube search histories. Throughout, their trademark ch...

Duration: 01:10:23
Sex Rabbits | 133
Jun 24, 2025

This is a brand new episode!

John, Deuce, Joe, and The Duchess dive deep into their love-hate relationships with technology, swapping tales of AI adventures, smart home debacles, and the joys and perils of paying bills the old-fashioned way.

Cannolis are devoured, generational gaps are explored, and no one is safe from a good-natured roasting.

The gang even gets philosophical about the future of AI, tech dependency, and whether a podcast cohosted by a chatbot is a sign of progress or just the latest in John's “shiny object” pursuits. Add in digressions on sex...

Duration: 01:57:09
Orlando Nightclub Shooting
Jun 19, 2025

In this emotional episode of the Brand X Podcast, John Jamingo and Deuce step away from their usual comedic banter to tackle the tragic events surrounding the Orlando nightclub shooting. With heavy hearts, they dive into the media’s response, gun control debates, and the broader issues of hate and national security. The hosts share personal perspectives on the Second Amendment, explore ideological conflicts, and discuss how leadership and policy shape America’s conversation on tragedy. They challenge both the political left and right, urging listeners to consider the deeper causes behind such violence. This episode is a passionate, unfi...

Duration: 00:53:59
Clean Up Register Two
Jun 12, 2025

On this vintage episode of the Brand X Podcast, John Jamingo and Deuce bring their signature humor to everyday oddities and international headlines. From beer pipelines in Belgium to bizarre supermarket incidents and heated debates about parking etiquette, no topic is too strange or trivial for the duo. They tackle outrageous news stories, riff on modern annoyances like self-checkout machines, and even dive into hard-hitting political developments in the Philippines. Buckle up for a wide-ranging conversation that’s equal parts irreverent, insightful, and uproarious. This is classic Brand X—honest, unfiltered, and a little bit unpredictable.

In this...

Duration: 00:55:35
Gorilla Lives Matter, Meth Loans & Fax Machines, Smartphone Cancer
May 31, 2025

In this vintage episode of the Brand X Podcast, originally broadcast on May 31, 2016, hosts John Jamingo and Deuce kick things off with light-hearted banter about classic summer foods like grilled hot dogs, potato salad, and especially the beloved Jersey tomato. The duo fondly reminisce about summertime produce and recount funny stories from their youth and experiences working in local food shops, highlighting Jersey tomatoes' messiness—yet unmistakable deliciousness.

The main topic shifts to the highly publicized Harambe incident at the Cincinnati Zoo, where a gorilla was shot after a child fell into its enclosure. John and Deuce pa...

Duration: 00:58:26
Embracing Our Manliness at The Heart Attack Grill
May 27, 2025

Welcome to a vintage episode of the Brand X Podcast, originally broadcast on May 27, 2016! Join hosts John Jamingo and Deuce as they take a hilariously irreverent look at what it means to embrace your manliness in a world that seems determined to tone it down. In this episode, the guys reminisce about the glory days of wild “steak fests,” shooting skeet, epic hiking trips, and the legendary Brand X pancakes—moments that defined their unapologetic approach to living life to the fullest.

But the real adventure begins as they set their sights on the infamous Heart Attack Grill...

Duration: 01:04:56
Bullying, Mr. Softee, and Quitting a Job
May 18, 2025

Welcome to a vintage episode of the Brand X Podcast! Originally broadcast on May 18, 2016, this episode is packed with classic storytelling, candid conversations, and a dose of nostalgia. Hosts John Jamingo and Deuce kick things off with a look back at their week – including John’s fun guest stint on another comedy podcast.

This week, the guys get real about quitting jobs, tough boss decisions, and the complicated etiquette around giving notice – complete with personal tales from both sides of the employer-employee divide. They reminisce about the childhood thrill of chasing down the Mr. Softee ice cream truck...

Duration: 01:08:50
The Essence of Herb | Episode 132
May 17, 2025

In this lively episode of the BrandX Podcast, hosts John Jamingo and Deuce are joined by the long-awaited return of Maak, along with Diane, who provides background commentary and laughter. The conversation kicks off with stories about retirement, including Maak’s recent transition into retired life and reflections on what it means to leave the workforce after decades on the job.

The episode's heart dives into hilarious and sometimes outrageous stories from their years in sales, particularly focusing on their interactions with a cast of memorable colleagues and bosses—most notably, their eccentric former boss Herb. Tales of o...

Duration: 03:00:22
Social Media, Auto Correct & Embracing Your Inner Grumpiness
May 11, 2025

Welcome back to the Brand X Podcast! In this vintage episode from May 11, 2016, hosts John Jamingo and Deuce dive into a hilarious and relatable mix of everyday annoyances and nostalgic observations. Kick back as John shares his “grumpy old man” adventures, from enduring parking lot gridlock on Mother's Day—complete with two clueless security guards—to unleashing the power of Twitter when customer service falls flat. Deuce adds his flavor, reflecting on how social media has transformed how we talk, connect, and—sometimes—argue while recounting his reluctant adoption of smartphones and the epic autocorrect fail story you’ll have to hear t...

Duration: 00:55:01
Bert and Ernie have the HIV? Genghis John Stories | Rebroadcast of episode 1
May 04, 2025

Deuce and John kick off their first show, bxp001, with laughter, stories from the past, and reflections on the evolution of friendship into broadcasting. 

They explore how the concept for the podcast emerged from years of entertaining banter and conversations shared among friends. The episode fondly reminisces about formative years and cherished memories while setting the stage for fun-filled, unscripted, and humorous discussions on current events. 

The duo recalls engaging anecdotes, like Deuce's artistic talents and humorous family tales that shaped their dynamic style. The episode ends with a lively discussion on a news story co...

Duration: 00:50:40
So Back to Dog Breeding | Episode 131
May 02, 2025

John Jamingo, Deuce, and Joe reunite for a wide-ranging, offbeat conversation brimming with personal stories, hot takes, and unscripted laughs. The episode opens with a humorous tribute to comedian Ruth Buzzi and a discussion of classic TV nostalgia, including reflections on the cast of “Gilligan’s Island.” The hosts swap tales about their love–or lack thereof–for cats and dogs, segueing into the quirks of pet ownership and the personalities of different animals.

Podcast production and technical mishaps get plenty of airtime, with John recounting behind-the-scenes challenges and bantering with Deuce about control freak tendencies and the chaos...

Duration: 02:11:56
The Big Malarkey | Episode 130
Apr 19, 2025

Welcome to another laugh-out-loud episode of the Brand X Podcast! In this unfiltered and freewheeling session, your hosts John, Deuce, and Joe reunite with stories, banter, and sharp opinions on everything from workplace impersonations to the wild world of lottery winnings and the complexities of free speech. The crew dives headfirst into hilarious memories—like customizing lawnmowers and imitating co-workers’ voices—before pivoting into heated debates about political hot topics, the boundaries of protest, and the state of American education. They don’t shy away from controversy, tussling over the realities of lottery taxes, the logic (or lack thereof) in gover...

Duration: 02:44:10
Neptune's Kiss | Episode 129
Mar 08, 2025

In this lively episode of the Brand X Podcast, hosts Joe, Deuce, and John delve into nostalgia, memorable jingles, humorous workplace tales, and more, all while enjoying the camaraderie that comes with their unique brand of humor. The conversation flows through varying topics, punctuated by personal anecdotes and off-the-cuff jokes, typical of the Brand X Podcast's style. Amid the banter, the hosts challenge each other with an 80s-themed quiz that brings out friendly competition. This episode promises listeners a mix of laughter and a walk down memory lane with relatable workplace stories and pop culture references. Join the trio...

Duration: 02:27:19
Billy The Clown | Brand X Short
Mar 02, 2025

In this Brand X Short Joe tells the ledgen of Billy the Clown. This was from episode 43. March 30, 2017,

Duration: 00:08:36
The Winning Just Won't Stop | Episode 128
Feb 09, 2025

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast, the hosts dive into entertaining tales and humorous anecdotes ranging from Christmas gift exchanges to nostalgic reflections on childhood antics. John, Deuce, Joe, and Duchess bring their dynamic banter to discussions about Trump's latest tweets, the quirks of aging, and amusing nicknames from their past. They reminisce about their mischievous adventures and peculiar characters they've encountered throughout their lives. Packed with laughter and a bit of playful outrage, this episode promises to keep listeners engaged with its mix of nostalgia, political satire, and lighthearted storytelling. Get ready for a joyful ride...

Duration: 02:17:11
Old Fashion Podcasting | Episode 127
Jan 11, 2025

JohnJamingo, Deuce, and Joe dive deep into current political dynamics, media biases, and a variety of controversial topics. They discuss the handling of natural disasters, censorship on social media, and the mismanagement of resources. The episode also explores personal experiences with weaponry, the impact of AI in creative tasks, and reflections on aging and celebrity culture. Adding a lighter touch, there are humorous anecdotes about pizza preferences and nostalgic moments about their past. The episode concludes with predictions for the future and the role of independent media.

In this episode:

Criticism of Media Bias and...

Duration: 02:05:40
Miss Albino Lizzo | Episode 126
Jun 09, 2024

In this episode, Joe, John, and Deuce dive into a myriad of topics ranging from the complexities of gender identity. They share a Male presenting personal story about coming out and the backlash she faced, and discuss the impact of trolls on beauty pageant winners like Sarah Millican. The debate shifts to controversial topics like abortion rights, the participation of transgender women in sports, and societal perceptions of beauty standards. There's a sharp critique of political figures, along with musings about rising gas prices and grocery costs. Join the hosts as they navigate a mix of humor, heated debates...

Duration: 02:38:07
Wheel of Misfortune | Episode 125
May 05, 2024

Welcome to episode 125 of the Brand X Podcast, where your favorite trio, Joe, Deuce, and John dive deep into a mix of serious topics and light-hearted banter, marking another memorable chapter in our ongoing dialogue.

From discussing the nuanced dynamics of gambling and skill games like poker to addressing the controversial topics around protests and immigration, this episode is packed with nuanced takes and bold opinions.

Expect a blend of humor, candid stories, and a bit of controversy as we navigate through topics that touch upon societal pressures, personal freedoms, and the essence of modern...

Duration: 01:40:07
The Dead Herb Scrolls | Episode 124
Mar 09, 2024

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast, hosts Deuce, John Jamingo, and Joe, with guest Mark, delve deep into the deceptive escapades of Mark and Deuce's former boss Herb. From corporate scams to personal betrayals, they unpack wild tales of manipulation and deceit that will leave you shaking your head in disbelief.

Join us as we navigate the murky waters of Herb's world, sharing uproarious anecdotes from our hosts' past experiences and offering a candid look at corporate malfeasance and the individuals who profit from it. Laugh, learn, and gasp with us on this unforgettable journey...

Duration: 02:19:07
Getting The Band Back Together | Episode 123
Feb 10, 2024

Welcome back to the Brand X Podcast—your uncensored dive into discussions that push the envelope and ignite important conversations. In Episode 123, "Getting The Band Back Together," Deuce, Joe, and John open up about the shadowy parts of family histories and how they relate to today’s dialogue on race and reconciliation.

They delve into the ethics of passion versus technology, societal responsibilities, and the fast-moving advancements in robotics that align with Elon Musk's futuristic predictions.

Join us as we blend sober reflections with signature Brand X humor, covering everything from the ghosts of past gene...

Duration: 02:29:38
Back Then | Episode 122
Jan 17, 2024

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast titled "Back Then" hosts Deuce and John, engage in a wide-ranging discussion covering a diverse array of topics, from political commentary to nostalgic reminiscences.

The episode features the hosts delving into their opinions on political figures such as Nikki Haley and Kamala, voicing contrasting views on their suitability for public office and past actions.

The conversation takes a controversial turn as they touch upon theories surrounding Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, and express skepticism about COVID-19 and vaccine-related concerns.

Throughout the episode, they transition seamlessly...

Duration: 01:52:15
Jamingo Bingo | Episode 121
Dec 22, 2023

John Jamingo and Deuce Welcome “The Duchess” and “The Jimmy” to the Podcast Dungeon Studio. The gang dives into a wide array of conversations ranging from gambling experiences in casinos to reminiscing about classic TV shows, sharing personal anecdotes and engaging in light-hearted banter. The podcast episode is filled with humorous exchanges, quirky tangents, and insightful discussions.

Deuce introduces Jamingo Bingo! A game based on Jamingo's crutch words. The winning card is below, but who won?

The hosts recount their experiences with gambling, sharing stories of winning big and losing it all, gaining complimentary hotel rooms an...

Duration: 01:58:18
Penis Flytrap | Episode 120
Nov 22, 2023

Episode 120 of the Brand X Podcast titled "Penis Flytrap," hosts Deuce and John tackle a wide range of topics and engage in their usual banter. The episode kicks off with John discussing his recent vision improvement, which allows him to see the chat while hosting the show. They then delve into a lost episode with audio issues before touching on the challenges of creating daily content and the overreach of social media platforms.

The hosts share their views on the Elon Musk controversy, discuss the ethics of paid shoutouts, and crack jokes about being capitalists. They mention...

Duration: 02:00:12
John and Deuce Talk Politics | Episode 119
Oct 14, 2023

In this episode titled "John and Deuce Talk Politics" on the Brand X Podcast, hosts Deuce and John Jamingo delve into various political topics and share their opinions and observations. They discuss their presence on Discord, a platform they describe as a Facebook-like space without censorship, and encourage listeners to join their Discord server by using the invite link in the show notes. They also mention their availability on Twitter and through email.

Throughout the episode, the hosts express their criticism of a certain individual for not taking a particular action, suggesting that this inaction has led...

Duration: 00:36:49
Spinning the Hits | Episode 120
Oct 14, 2023

We hope this email finds you well and ready for another exciting installment of the Brand X Podcast. In this episode, titled "Spinning The Hits," our hosts Deuce and John Jamingo dive into a plethora of fascinating topics that are sure to keep you entertained. First up, we have a special treat for you!

First up, John talked about his run in with failed Radio host Eric Zane. Eric Zane begged John to do an episode together, John agreed and Zane's audience was so offended. So offended, That Eric Zane cut all ties like the coward he...

Duration: 02:03:08
King of Convenience | Episode 118
Aug 27, 2023

Welcome back to another episode of the Brand X Podcast! In today's thought-provoking discussion, your hosts John and Deuce dive into the fascinating world of convenience and cultural control. From the frustrations of the "woke" agenda in TV shows and movies to the potential rise of a parallel comedy economy, they explore the impact of social justice warriors and the influence they have on our media landscape.

But it doesn't end there, folks. John and Deuce also delve into the power of convenience in our daily lives, examining how our reliance on technology has led to a...

Duration: 01:54:00
Everyone Hates Jamingo | Episode 117
Jul 15, 2023

On this episode of the Brand X Podcast, Deuce and John start by discussing Pop's Racer from the show Speed Racer, describing his resemblance to Uncle Carmen and his badassery in beating up a group of guys trying to steal the Mach Five plans. 

Then share personal experiences, including Deuce encountering a roach in a break room, and a misunderstanding with a store manager. Deuce’s family takes a trip to Florida in the 1970s and finds out about Palmetto bugs.

John tells the story of panicking when he thought he lost his daughter in a s...

Duration: 02:13:31
Donuts For Dinner
Jun 03, 2023

Happy Pride Month! Or is it? Elon Musk still has to come in and referee Twitter. Daily Wire tried you showcase the “What is a Woman” documentary and Twitter said no way after they said yes.

Speaking of Twitter, John found out that @aocpress the AOC Twitter parody account he loved so much was deleted by its owner. How did he find out? The Elon Musk Twitter Parody account told him.

Should conservatives boycott companies that bend a knee to the woke mob? Deuce and John disagree.

The famous songwriter, Cynthia Weil, who wrot...

Duration: 01:55:16
Atlas Shrugged | Episode 115
May 21, 2023

We recorded this episode on the 7th anniversary of our first episode release. We go down memory lane. Hit a few topics along the way, and talk about where we want the show to go from here. And then there’s Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged.

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Duration: 01:49:45
American As Cheese
Apr 15, 2023

We start the episode anxiously waiting for our cheesesteak delivery. John was also brokering an auto repair for his daughter. Old fashions were made and we start by addressing comments made about us by Doug on the Who’s Right Podcast about women in combat. Is Facebook dying? What social media platform would Deuce use? How much would it cost to have Deuce join Discord? John has a health scare. Do you hear Brainstorm or Green Needle? A Florida teacher allowed kids to duke it out in class. John wants to open the 1970s Daycare. What’s up with the...

Duration: 01:34:05
Old Fashioned | Episode 113
Mar 12, 2023

In this episode, Deuce introduced John to Old Fashions. John thoroughly enjoyed the libation when made with Rye or Bourbon. In Fact, John drank 5 Old Fashions during the recording. It certainly did make this episode interesting.

We started off with the breaking news that Robert Blake had just passed. We discussed the murder of his 2nd wife Bonnie Lee Bakley. And how Blake was a little crazy back in the day.
Then the genius move of Tiger Woods by sending his live-in girlfriend on a vacation and then moving her belongings out of the house. The girlfriend...

Duration: 01:25:22
Botnay Bay In The Third | Episode 112
Feb 08, 2023

Sorry, no time to write show notes for this episode. The links John promised were a lie.

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Duration: 01:48:47
Wawa Thanksgiving
Dec 28, 2022

Disclaimer: This is a long episode, but you don’t have to listen all at once. We only record once a month, make it last.

In this episode, John reveals he had a Wawa Thanksgiving. Deuce thinks it’s sad to have a Wawa Turkey Gobbler as a Thanksgiving meal.

Then John and Deuce talk about the Railroad Strike.

John wants to know if classic 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s sitcoms came back, what would they be like? 

And so much more! 

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Duration: 01:37:08
Be A Man!
Nov 05, 2022

Disclaimer: This is a long episode, but you don’t have to listen all at once. We only record once a month, make it last.

This episode embraces masculinity, and the battle cry, “Be A Man!”

We start by poking fun at Jason, from the Jason and Mindy podcast, and how he sits to pee. Then John makes a revelation of his own.

Elon Musk sent out an email stating that about half the people won’t be employed by Twitter in 24 hours and Twitter melts down.

Elon Musk continues to own US R...

Duration: 02:04:05
I'm Still Standing | Episode 109
Oct 08, 2022

Disclaimer: This is a long episode, but you don’t have to listen all at once. We only record once a month, make it last.

This episode starts out with Deuce reveling in the fact that on the Boomer Bunker podcast John admitted that Deuce was correct in his views about politics. John has seen the light!

John was wrong once again when he mistakenly referred to Velma from Scooby-Doo as Thelma. But Hollywood must gay up everything they release lately and 82% of straight people are not interested in watching. This makes the LGBTQ+ community fu...

Duration: 01:51:48
Freedom Isn't Free | Episode 107
Sep 14, 2022

Do we rely on our phones too much? Is the phone the new door bell?

Is the tyranny of the minority overrunning common sense? When it comes to standing for core American values should we punish the cowards?

What is this all about? Well just push that play button and find out.

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Duration: 00:48:05
Knower of Most | Ep 106
Aug 17, 2022

John and Deuce didn’t hit the billion-dollar Mega Millions Jackpot.  An 80-year-old store owner shoots a robber before he can say “Put Your Hands Up!” But the wounded robber did scream, “He Shot My Arm Off!!!” All the way to the hospital, where he was arrested. Uncool Things Boomers do - How many of these do John and Deuce still do? John Hates Cops and Cats Stop asking people to fund your sick cat’s, Vet Bill. Send it across the Rainbow Bridge. Deuce answers listener questions

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Duration: 01:37:34
The Holy Roman Empire
Jul 11, 2022

The Large Hadron Collider was activated the day of this recording July 5th, 2022. John thinks this has shot him into another dimension which is Hell. He is losing to 12-year-olds playing PokerStars VR Poker on the River as a big favorite. Plus he is podcasting with Dave from Rubberneckers.

We also talk about seeing Jaws when it was released in 1975. How Fathers made sons face their fears like real men!

In the middle of the episode, John’s mind goes blank.

And Deuce answers listener questions

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Duration: 01:08:28
The Moors: A History Lesson
Jun 12, 2022

In this episode, we go back to our roots. The pizza parlor wasn’t interested in us recording in their establishment. Understandable, so we move to plan B. We recorded via the interwebs.

We get the results of Deuce’s stress test. John tries to sell Deuce on the Metaverse A big woke battle rages at the Washington Post Do you invite racist family members to your interracial wedding? And we see how many podcasts are still producing episodes from our old podcast shoutout list.

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Duration: 01:19:40
Como Estas Bitches
May 11, 2022

On August 20, 2018, John and Deuce published episode 102. 1,361 days later they published episode 103. John and Deuce ease into episode 103 like a hot bath. Find out what happened, and what’s been going on with Deuce. And where the show will be going in the future.

For anyone who is still subscribed to this podcast, thank you for not losing faith.

Duration: 01:21:33
Conspiracy Hypothesis
Aug 20, 2018

John Thinks about Deuce's theory that Lawyers and lawsuits allowed more stupid people to survive and procreate. John comes up with some Conspiracy Hypothesis of his own and Deuce and the Chat Room laugh.

Millennial Couple Bikes Near ISIS Territory to Prove ‘Humans Are Kind’ are Murdered Man dies from bacterial infection from Vibrio vulnificus in raw oysters - Deuce Feel Vindicated Matt Lauer agrees to give his ex $20 million in divorce settlement Woman gives birth while overdosing on heroin in Burger King bathroom Man Kills Other Driver in road rage incident. Then He Gets Quite A Surprise.
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Duration: 01:15:16
Preserving the Stupid Gene
Aug 13, 2018

Lawyers are preserving the stupid gene. John & Deuce discuss Militant Vegans, Bar Fights, Gun Safety, and how due to Lawyers we are now overrun with stupidity.

Popular Pig Roast Canceled Amid Complaints From Militant Vegans Bar fight brawler gets chaired Man Accidentally Shot Himself and a Friend Man Attempts to Blow up NYC Gas Station

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Duration: 01:18:52
What's Your Guilty Pleasure?
Aug 06, 2018

John and Deuce welcome Joe back for episode 100. John finds a Swinger Podcast @PriorySociety and discusses the Swinger Lifestyle. It was International Beer day and we talk about "The Order of Yoni" brewery launched a line of beer made from the "vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models." We tried streaming the episode live and the chatroom fills up and the listeners drive the show. We also caught some shrapnel over episode 99.

Beer Made From The Vaginal Lactic Acid Of Hot Models Finally Goes On Sale All Masculinity Is Toxic? 10 Things That Will Probably Be Extinct By 2025
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Duration: 01:46:47
Tastes Like Chicken
Jul 27, 2018

John reads the US Constitution and a debate breaks out once again. Alexia Music Trivia 70’s style, and some Nonsense in the News.

Stupid dopey villagers blame crocodile for man's actions What does Crocodile taste like? Tattoo addict has GENITALS removed because they interfere with his 'aesthetic enjoyment

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Duration: 01:32:54
Life, Liberty, and Chick-Fil-A
Jul 17, 2018

John and Deuce talk Chick-fil-a and Gay Pride, but a history lesson breaks out via Deuce. John offers to answer Twitter’s CEO’s Tweets. Deuce goes on a “Lefty” rant and John gives podcasters an ear full about bad sound.

Twitter CEO apologizes for eating Chick-fil-A during Pride Month Twitter begins removing millions of accounts in crackdown on fake profiles Lions eat 'rhino poachers' on South African game reserve Luckiest Man Alive - NJ Man Finds Wife, Mechanic Lover Killed By Carbon Monoxide Man could lose limbs from flesh-eating bacteria after crabbing in N.J.

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Duration: 01:16:30
Vacations and Guns
Jul 09, 2018

Deuce is back from vacation and gets into a Facebook comment war with “Dude from Episode 26 Unsocial Media - The Unfriend Zone. We discuss why bring Pepper Spray to a Gunfight? A Stalker from New Zealand shows up in Richmond Va to abduct a 16-year-old girl and Mom shoots him in the neck. We think we got called out by another podcaster for doing accents and making fun of stereotypes.

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Duration: 01:33:59
The Lost Episode Part 2
Jun 28, 2018

This episode bothered John so much it took 286 days to release it to the public. This was recorded on September 13, 2017. Joe was still with the podcast. Everything that could go wrong did go wrong. John loses his patience and Deuce and Joe Dogpile on and won’t let up.

Nonsense In The News

Dirty Filthy Naughty Nurses Every Automobile Enthusiasts Worst Fears Confirmed

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Duration: 01:08:05
The Lost Episode Part 1 | Brand X Podcast Bonus
Jun 27, 2018

This episode bothered John so much it took 286 days to release it to the public. This was recorded on September 13, 2017. Joe was still with the podcast. Everything that could go wrong did go wrong. John loses his patience and Deuce and Joe Dogpile on and won’t let up.

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Duration: 00:54:34
John the Jinx
Jun 18, 2018

One of our fans calls out John for being lazy. John is a self-proclaimed moosh. Playing Poker, John uses his bad luck to his advantage by rooting for his opponent's cards NJ signs sports betting into law.

Nonsense In The News

Philadelphia 76ers team president Bryan Colangelo resigns Fly Eagles Fly - But not to the White House

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Duration: 01:14:22
Cheesecake and Psychopaths
Jun 06, 2018

John and Deuce weigh in on Roseanne, Chocolate Mousse Cheesecake, and the "Right to Try Law." We also take the Sociopath Test. John loses a bet with Lisa & Sam from the I Shake My Head Podcast.

Nonsense In The News

Roseanne Barr Incites Fury With Racist Tweet, and Her Show Is Canceled by ABC Radio presenters and journalists among top jobs for psychopaths The test that will tell you if someone is a sociopath

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Duration: 01:18:50
No F**ks Left To Give
May 28, 2018

This episode we have a guest. Deuce’s wife Diane joins us in the studio. John has no more F**ks to give about all the NFL nonsense about the National Anthem.

 Nonsense In The News

Woman Furiously Shits On Floor Of Tim Hortons, Throws It At Employees Lucas Glover said wife ‘has gone crazy’ after she told 911 his mother attacked her An exasperated man strolls past bomb squad to the empty suspicious package before being rugby-tackled by FBI N.F.L. Teams Will Be Fined if Players Kneel During National Anthem

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Duration: 01:52:52
Parking Lot Confrontations
May 21, 2018

John has computer issues, which turned into a parking lot confrontation. Secular Soup and enjoyed our review of their show and our argument. John & Deuce play an Alexia Music Game.

Nonsense In The News

Santa Claus is a pervert Woman may have served lover's remains at neighborhood barbecue

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Duration: 01:28:18
Avoiding The Landmines Of Dating
May 16, 2018

John likes the term “Mz.” Being a real man is all about having respect for Women. But does being a Gentleman put you to the Friend Zone? Talking dating vs dating back in the day. John enjoys being single. John is a Sologamist

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Duration: 01:34:40
The Problem With Kids Today Is They Can’t Take A Beating
May 10, 2018

John wants to start a new segment called Podcast Spotlight, where John and hopefully Deuce review a new podcast they happen to find. The Tom and Steve Show is gone! Wiped from the internet John and Deuce start talking Cryptocurrency. Deuce was a huge Simpson’s fan. They talk about the Apu Controversy John finally breaks down and buys YouTube Red to watch Cobra Kai John talks about his parenting style.

Nonsense In The News

Florida County Commissioner Arrested For Housing, Feeding, Paying For Prostitute & Pimp Husband To Live With Him

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Duration: 01:17:00
Toxic Masculinity
Apr 30, 2018

John and Deuce are sans Jimmy this episode. We tackle the topic of toxic masculinity. Someone reached out to John and asked if they wrote a stand-up set would John go on stage and perform their Jokes.

John solves the Dunkin Donuts Drive-Thru problem John and Deuce tell childhood stories of being assholes Deuce taunts John with sugar

Nonsense In The News

80-Year-Old Cancer-Stricken Nun Has Been Left Skint After Legal Battle With Katy Perry

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Duration: 01:57:00
The Mmm-Hmm Concurrence
Apr 25, 2018

John and Deuce are still working out some bugs in the new studio. John wants to fire the show's editor. John started the Ketogenic Diet and is dealing with major brain fog and Keto flu. John & Deuce talk about intestinal worms

John does battle with Dunkin Donuts Drive Thru Deuce taunts John sugar Doug from Who’s Right Podcast called in for a brief second Deuce is anomaly Deuce is a urine test overachiever

Nonsense In The News

This Guy Paints the Sex He Allegedly Has with Aliens The President of Uganda tries to ban or...

Duration: 01:41:18
John In The Spotlight - Thanks Alcohol
Apr 20, 2018

This is the first test of the new Brand X Studio John goes to Open Mic Night and Drinks enough Jack Daniel’s to get on stage The Can’t Understand Normal Thinking Bracket bit took a hit Another Teacher abused student Inmate offers 20 jail meals for cellmate to kill ex-wife Florida Woman On Probation For DUI Gets DUI Student charged with animal cruelty after biting chicken's head off

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Duration: 01:42:06
Condom Snorting and is there a White Tax?
Apr 07, 2018

John and Deuce discuss if either one of them would pay a “White Tax?” Food Stall Serves Up A Social Experiment: White Customers Asked To Pay More. John can’t say “disparity.” John talks about the last Who’s Right Podcast John was helping Doug from Who’s Right with editing There might be a Co-host swap episode with Who’s Right in the future No Dilly Dilly at the Masters Police thought Deuce was a robber at the Pine Valley Golf Club Generation Z is Snorting Condoms and Pulling them Back Out the Throat Police talked with YouTube shooter hours before att...

Duration: 01:20:38
Can’t Understand Normal Thinking Championship
Mar 31, 2018

The Jimmy is back! We discuss his visit to the Hospital. It’s March Madness and we roll out the Sweet 16 Can’t Understand Normal Thinking bracket. People on Twitter are mocking Ben Affleck's massive back tattoo and should he care? Autonomous Car returns after video of the accident shows a difference from last week’s interview. We talk about Constitutionalists vs Anti-Constitutionalists on social media.

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Duration: 01:22:52
Stephen Hawking and Autonomous Car Visit the Show | Brand X Podcast 085
Mar 23, 2018

Stephen Hawking: Visionary physicist dies aged 76 Gal Gadot gets attacked for paying tribute to Stephen Hawking by Twitter Trolls Stephen Hawking visits the show The Self-Driving Uber in Fatal Crash Didn't Have a Vision Problem Autonomous Car visits the show

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Duration: 00:57:38
Killing My Wife: Hypothetically
Mar 16, 2018

John picks on a podcast newbie on Facebook and has bully remorse John helps a client fend off Twitter Trolls Doug from The Who’s Right Podcast isn’t talking to John Trans 'Male' On Testosterone Wins Girls' State Wrestling Tournament Second Year In Row Florida Teacher Says Her Racist Podcast Was ‘Satire’ OJ Simpson confesses to killing his wife in a 2006 interview, hypothetically The Tom and Steve Show is no more.

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Duration: 01:15:01
Will John Get Ink?
Mar 01, 2018

Deuce reminds John of his promise to get a tattoo if the Eagles win the Super Bowl. John Hates tattoos. The Jimmy piles on and lets John know he has a tattoo artist. They talk about TV Series worth watching. Kevin Smith has a heart attack at 47. A woman cries on twitter over Kevin Smith. John lobbies for a woman to cry on Twitter for John when he has his heart attack. John has all 5 signs of having a heart attack. When John dies he wants a Chinese Funeral because of the Strippers. They plan John’s Funeral at a st...

Duration: 01:10:52
It's The Jimmy
Feb 22, 2018

In this episode "The Jimmy" joins John in the Brand X Podcast studio. 

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Duration: 01:03:43
John Plays With His New Toy
Feb 01, 2018

John and Deuce talk about the Philadelphia Eagles getting ready for Super Bowl LII. John and Deuce pick prop bets for the Super Bowl. Deuce and his co-workers go to an escape room John and Deuce talk about a college bar from back in the day to pick up college chicks. Even though John and Deuce didn’t attend College they hung out and drank at College John has control of the @PodcastShare twitter account for this week. Deuce thinks John using the @PodcastShare twitter account to promote the Brand X Podcast is self-serving. Emily and The Story Behind podcast ar...

Duration: 01:21:25
Turnabout is Fair Play? John Gets a Twitter Troll
Jan 25, 2018

John is excited the Philadelphia Eagles are in Super Bowl 52. The beat the Minnesota Vikings and the Vikings fans that traveled to Philadelphia were not happy with how they were treated by Eagles fans. John and Deuce think Eagles fans were just misunderstood. John also has a personal twitter troll @littleorphanangry on twitter who is living rent-free in John’s head. The second annual “No Sandwich Saturday” or what is commonly known as the Women's March happened and John has no idea why they are marching? Pussy Hats cause Pussy Envy for Transgenders.

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Duration: 01:15:47
Dog Pile’s and Stockholm Syndrome
Jan 14, 2018

John was surprised by the way Deuce took up with Doug and Anthony from Who’s Right against John. John feels like Deuce should have had his back. John and his ex-wife buy a car for his daughter. Which made John lose his temper. Jay Thomas died of throat cancer. Jerry Van Dyke also died. The Guys talk about the TV show Coach. John needs a colonoscopy John, Dave from Bad Cop Bad Cop, and Daniel from Toe on the Trigger are going to have a weight off. There will be no naked pictures of the losers Hollywood goes to th...

Duration: 01:36:58
Psychopathic Troll
Jan 01, 2018

John seems to get in trouble on Twitter weekly. Deuce and Doug & Anthony from Who’s Right podcast try to give John a Social Media Intervention. Also, Deuce is afraid if John drops dead that he and the other 30 some odd pallbearers will get hernias trying to carry his piano case size coffin.

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Duration: 01:35:45
Christmas Best of Episode
Dec 25, 2017

Merry Christmas to our listeners. Here is a present from Deuce, Joe, and John to you.

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Duration: 01:10:49
Meet the Transgender’s
Dec 21, 2017

John changes his opinion on Net Neutrality and Deuce wants an apology. John shouts out Jen Briney’s podcast The Congressional Dish on Net Neutrality. After John watched the last Facebook Live he has determined that he hates video. John’s lack of reading ability may be due to the fact he can’t really see the screen clearly. Deuce hate the left so much he only makes right turns. John’s weekly social media drama about Net Neutrality. John goes full Techno Bully on Procasters, Media Hosting Companies, and Advertisers.

Nonsense in the News

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Duration: 01:31:12
Wife Stolen by the Love of Cox
Dec 15, 2017

Twitter drama and Poo Haiku’s start off this episode. John also wants to figure out how to produce "The Jimmy" podcast.

Nonsense in the News

Bud Light sends Minneapolis brewery a cease and desist from the Resistance Philadelphia Eagles' Fletcher Cox Sued for Stealing Man's Wife 'Time Traveler' who came from the future 'warns' Earth will be attacked by aliens in 2018 YouTube idiot cemented his head inside a microwave Amazon delivery woman defecates on customer’s front yard while dropping off package

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Duration: 01:14:31
Sexual Harassment Takedowns
Dec 08, 2017

Matt Lauer is the latest to be taken down by his alleged rapey behavior. The song “Baby it’s cold outside” is Rapey by today’s standards. Is podcasting’s new download algorithm causing podcasters to off themselves? John shares his time in therapy. And Nonsense in the News

Nonsense in the News

Problem at sex doll brothel: The johns are getting too weird Anti-LGBT politician resigns after being 'caught having sex with man in his office Is Matt Lauer the reason NBC spiked Ronan Farrow’s Harvey Weinstein exposé? New York woman killed by hunter while walking...

Duration: 01:41:15
John's Bad Luck Streak
Nov 29, 2017

John had a rough week. Did the Good Doctor Jen Gunter put a hex on him? We were trolled by an Urban Dictionary troll James Fell. And there are a lot of crazy news stories to discuss.

Nonsense in the News

Grocery Chain Recalls Nuts Because Packages Didn't Warn That They Contain — Nuts! Military Pilots Who Traced Giant Phallus In Sky Face Punishment

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Duration: 01:16:51
The Clam Strikes Back!
Nov 17, 2017

Well, the good Doctor whose story we discussed in the last episode didn't take kindly to our humor about her vaginosis issue. She shared our podcast on her twitter feed and her supporters came to her rescue and attacked us. It was fantastic! And as usual, there are a lot of crazy news stories to discuss.

Nonsense in the News

Doctor dumped boyfriend because he criticised the smell of her vagina – and wants other women to follow suit. Feminist Hero Bakes Sourdough Bread Using Her Own Vaginal Yeast Halloween Tricksters face criminal charges Harvard Hosts Anal Se...

Duration: 01:14:59
Smelly Clam Oh Smelly Clam
Nov 06, 2017

After a three week hiatus. John, Deuce, and Joe Come are well rested and ready to make you laugh. John lays out the rules of social media as it pertains to Exhibitionists and Lurkers. Deuce has stories from his California trip. And there a ton of crazy news stories to discuss.

Nonsense in the News

It's okay to be White Doctor Breaks Up With Boyfriend Because He complained About Her Vagina Smell Woman 'caught giving man oral sex on Delta flight' Restaurant Uses Pre- And Post-Transition Caitlyn Jenner Photos As Bathroom Signs Man, high on ecstasy...

Duration: 02:05:25
Sexual Predators and Conspiracy Theories
Oct 12, 2017

The Las Vegas shooting conspiracy, Harvey Weinstein's sexual escapades, and some heated debates. Deuce takes his Break Room ball and goes home.

Nonsense in the News

Woman Charged With Beating Boyfriend To Death With Frying Pans Harvey Weinstein Paid Off Sexual Harassment Accusers for Decades

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Duration: 01:33:06
Views on Hugh - The Life of an American Icon | Brand X Podcast 069
Oct 02, 2017

We remember Hugh Hefner and his contributions to American culture. Deuce meets Miss America and she takes a shining to his classic Corvette. What’s Deuce Drinking? It’s Two Roads Brewing Company’s Twenty Ton Ale. In the Breakroom, they ponder who refills the sun? John announces a new podcast he is starting with Doug from Who’s Right.

Nonsense in the News

GLAAD CEO calls Hugh Hefner a ‘misogynist,’ blasts media for positive coverage Florida mom has affair with daughter's husband, attempts to kill him for ruining her relationship...

Duration: 01:24:02
Your Head’s Stuck Where?
Sep 28, 2017

Joe was missing in action so Doug from the Who’s Right Podcast jumped on line with us. Deuce bring up the Movie of Jaws and that sparked a shark debate and if Jamie from Mythbusters was gay. Does Beret mean Gay?

Nonsense in the News

Couple hospitalized after man gets his head stuck in his wife’s vagina Sign language interpreter signs gibberish....again! Interpreter Video Mad Shitter on the loose, dumps while jogging! Despite Pleas, Oklahoma City Officer Fatally Shoots Deaf Man Fans Petition 'Wonder Woman' To Be Bi-Sexual In The Sequel

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Duration: 01:21:24
Transexuals & Cats Lead to Impotence in Straight Men | Brand X Podcast 067
Sep 21, 2017

Emily from The Story Behind Podcast asked John for a favor and of course, John replied. John recaps last episode and how it took a lot of Jack Daniels to calm him down. Deuce has a new segment - In the Breakroom.

Nonsense in the News

Top Model Comes Out As Trans After Walking In NYC Fashion Week Theodora Quinlivan Instagram Fist fight over a painted penis! Man left unable to get an erection after being scratched by a CAT and contracting rare feline disease

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Duration: 01:24:36
Breast Milk Brownies with Deez Nuts | Brand X Podcast 065
Sep 05, 2017

Superfan Dave joins the Guys for this episode. John gets a shiny new audio mixer (Zoom Live Track L-12) just hours before the show. Jerry from the Bad Cop Bad Cop Show challenged John’s manhood because John didn’t want to tear the studio apart before the show, So John tears the studio apart and can’t get the new mixer to work in time and has to scramble to hook up the old mixer. John realizes he is no Mike Rowe. John was banished from a Facebook Podcast Group after a Social Justice Warrior attacked him on his th...

Duration: 01:11:28
Powerball Madness and iPhone Tech Support | Brand X Podcast 064
Aug 30, 2017

Happy 25th Anniversary to Deuce & Diane. We recount events of the day, and what a day it was. Joe pulls the trigger and buys an iPhone! The Jimmy almost broke John when John tries to walk Jimmy through email on his iPhone. ADD was raging tonight as we jump from topic to topic like car tops in a Houston parking lot. The Jimmy goes Facebook Live and John joins the show!

Nonsense in the News

Massachusetts hospital worker claims record undivided $758 million Powerball jackpot The Jimmy makes a play for Mavis the lottery winner...

Duration: 01:50:54
Disaster at the Strip Club and We're Back! | Brand X Podcast 063
Aug 23, 2017

Techno Bully does battle with Hackers from another land over ransomware. John exercises his fat lazy South Jersey Tongue. The Who’s Right podcast cries about their plug. John has a great idea for a weight loss app using Sarah from Ice and the Face. Also, listener feedback.

Nonsense in the News

Couple moving grill in SUV injured in explosion after one lights a cigarette - Sent to us by "The Jimmy" Tainted Buffet At Jackson Strip Club Blamed After Severe Diarrhea Incident On Stage Paris Hilton thinks she would have been social figure like Princess Di...

Duration: 01:42:05
The "WTF is Going On?" Episode
Aug 16, 2017

We are Joeless this episode.

Nonsense in the News

British Woman Shot In Vagina After Sexual Fantasy Goes Horribly Wrong Arkansas Man Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Neighbors' Donkeys 15 Teenagers Treated for Rabies After Engaging in Bestiality with Donkey Female teacher had sex with schoolgirl in car 'then bragged to friends about it' Woman Who Lost Her Arm Has A Hilariously Brilliant Tinder Bio Find Lauren on twitter and Instagram Intoxicated driver yelled racial slurs, tried to flee on bike Woman Buys Female Slave, Cops Horrified By What She Kept Putting Inside Her Man, 73, banned from Volusia...

Duration: 01:38:29
Techno Bully Rocks Out Live
Aug 10, 2017

John wants to start “The Jimmy” podcast if Jimmy wouldn’t clam up. John charges into Dunkin Donuts to complain about being shorted in the drive thru only to find the wake-up wraps were stuck in between his seats. Pete Rose is even a bigger alleged scumbag than we thought. Friend of the show, Mark Des Cotes from the Resourceful Designer Podcast, a Canadian clears up the Canadian money debate

Nonsense in the News

Baseball Legend Pete Rose, Accused of Sex With Minor in 1970’s The gene pool once again tries to cleanse itself. Jersey Girls Take on...

Duration: 01:49:16
Techno Bully Taken Down By Gross Stories
Aug 02, 2017

John’s shit starting gets him blocked again on Twitter. This time Jasmine Cain kicks John to the curb for trolling. It seems the Sexbot industry is picking up steam. And the guys discuss some added features. John gets woozy when the news includes bodily functions and Deuce sees an opening to make John suffer.

Nonsense in the News

City of Toronto tears down handyman's park stairs Don't bathe in a Florida retention pond Chimp with an AK-47 Thieving Socialist steals neighbor's newspaper! Shit eating father slays own son

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Duration: 01:35:08
Rampaging Sex Crazed Monkeys
Jul 26, 2017

A hard drive crash the morning of recording had John scrambling to get everything back online for this episode. But the show must go on! Luke the star of the Bold and Belligerent podcast got a 12 hour twitter time out for jumping into the Rob and Slim show fray. Luke told us that we now have to do a good show to avenge his ban. Also, Jason Bryant from the Matt Talk on Line Podcast about spanking children can lead to mental issues.

Nonsense in the News

Man grades ex-girlfriends apology letter. Man Uses...

Duration: 01:36:26
Going Nuclear - The Anger and Resentment Episode | Brand X Podcast 058
Jul 18, 2017

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe talk about how Rob from the Rob & Slim Podcast got into a Twitter war and was sent to Twitter Jail over a misspelling in a direct message. Things were rolling along just fine. There was laughing, joking, and busting balls as usual. Until the topic of Net Neutrality reared its ugly head. Then the show went nuclear.

Nonsense in the News

Bestiality brothels are 'spreading through Germany' Man marries video game cartoon character Man Arrested After Shooting Compressed Air Up Other Man's...

Duration: 01:26:10
Phone Scammers & Porn Research | Brand X Podcast 057
Jul 11, 2017

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe discuss:

John’s quest for porn knowledge after a Bukkake death in Japan. Should stupid people be allowed in the drive-thru lanes? The Governor of NJ shoots himself in the foot again. Doug & Anthony of the Who’s Right Podcasts proposes that the Hush Your Face Network Shows cum together to show support for the LGBTQ community.

Nonsense in the News

Popular Adult JAV Actress dies by Bukkake - I'm a porn watcher!! Dogs kills landlord Florida man sits on gun...

Duration: 01:32:52
Technical Gremlins Invade the Show | Brand X Podcast 056
Jul 05, 2017

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe fight off all kinds of technical gremlins throughout the show. It’s also the start of our new regular Friday night recording.

Nonsense in the News

The Gene Pool cleanses itself - YouTube stunt with gun leaves boyfriend dead 111 terminally ill patients took their own lives in first 6 months of California right-to-die law Cheating Slut Gets Owned Syrian Female sniper almost shot in the head (video)

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Duration: 01:28:12
Techno Bully is a Beer Puss | Brand X Podcast 055
Jun 29, 2017

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe discuss:

The lost episode and how John published it against his better judgment. Still no sign of the Tom & Steve Show.

Nonsense in the News

Smoking Hot 25 year old Teacher Arrested for having sex with students Why This Teacher Who Slept With Students Will Not Have to Register as Sex Offender Erin, go braless. It's good for you. Cosby taking the hit for men who've wronged women The End of Chinglish!

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Duration: 01:34:11
Techno-Bully Jihad - The Lost Episode | Brand X Podcast 048
Jun 22, 2017

This episode of the Brand X Podcast was very heated. So much so it was not going to be released. But, John had some personal issues to deal with and couldn’t record. So he blew the dust of of this episode and here it is. Even though these debates are heated, at the end of the day we are great friends. So buckle up Buttercup, here we go!

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Duration: 01:31:28
John Has a Fat Lazy Tongue | Brand X Podcast 054
Jun 14, 2017

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and discuss:  

We are changing our live recording schedule because of Radio Vegas Rocks Jerry from the Bad Cop Bad Cop podcast pointed out that John has an issue saying Lorne from Bold and Belligerent’s wrong. John has a fat lazy tongue. Deuce is drinking Two Roads Brewing Road 2 Ruin Double IPA Jason and Mindy from the Three is Comedy podcast calls into the show. Three is Comedy now has gear - Eat a Dick Sandwich T’s are coming Jason’s whoa song of the week: Shine J...

Duration: 01:56:22
Stealin Drinkin Humpin & Survivin | Brand X Podcast 053
Jun 08, 2017

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe discuss:

John thinks it might be time to throttle back his aggressive posture on social media. Is President Trump the Rodney Dangerfield of Presidents? Kathy Griffin tap dances after her photo shoot.

Nonsense in the News

Teen cuts off his own Manhood and stabs Mom over Skunk Weed Man sues dating app Grindr after 1,100 men show up expecting sex Drug Raid Live! Man who mowed lawn with tornado behind him says he 'was keeping an eye on it' 8-year-old girl disqualified from...

Duration: 01:42:59