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🎙️ Episode 15: The Elf, Diddy, and Carlin…

Today’s Advent Calendar micro-dose dives into the unhinged world of Elf on the Shelf, where the gang debates why parents ever signed up for a nightly surveillance doll with a criminal imagination. Jerry dreams of staging his elf in scandalous “sugar” situations, Jen wants nothing to do with it, and Scramble wonders why this elf needs a full PR department on Facebook every December.

Somewhere between naughty elf pranks and model-train disasters, the trio detours into Melissa McCarthy commercials, George Carlin’s dildo-based commandments, and Diddy’s current “toilet...

🎙️ Episode 14: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel…

Today’s Advent Calendar micro-dose takes a wonderfully chaotic dive into Hanukkah — or rather, the version the three of you thought you understood growing up in Indiana. The gang reflects on how Adam Sandler’s “Hanukkah Song” was basically their first Judaism crash course, why none of them knew anyone lighting a menorah as kids, and how blue-and-white Christmas lights accidentally made their house look like a synagogue.

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🎙️ Episode 13: This Playlist Could Cause a 72 Hour Hold…

In today’s festive meltdown, the gang dives headfirst into the emotional minefield that is Christmas music. Jen Pancake declares she hates Christmas and its soundtrack, Jerry passionately defends “Dominic the Donkey” and “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas,” and Josh Scramble questions what the hell “Deck the Halls” even means and why anyone is still using holly in the year 2024.

From thirsty Santa Claus cameos to the questionable consent of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” from Jesus' nonexistent songwriting catalog to the Three Wise Men showing up uninvited, t...

🎙️ Episode 12: O’Tannenbaum (AKA O’Fire Hazard)

Today’s micro-dose of festive chaos dives into the dangerous history of Christmas trees — real, fake, flammable, and always surrounded by a 1970s fog of cigarette smoke. Jerry recalls the Cutlass-topped tree deliveries of his childhood, Jen marvels that any houses survived the decade, and Scramble defends his family’s lifelong loyalty to fake trees.

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🎙️ Episode 11 – It Was the Worst of Times...

From smoky polyester kid robes and creepy vibrating tennis statues to a Steelers jersey picked out by a random child, expired Chi-Chi’s gift cards, balsa-wood dinosaur “fun,” and cartons of Camels, Jerry, Jen & Scramble unwrap the absolute bottom-tier holiday gifts of their lives. Along the way they reminisce about flea markets, encyclopedias, and why no kid actually wants “educational” presents for Christmas—then point you toward the only gifts that don’t suck: weird shirts from SoCoolShirts.com.

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Episode 10 – It Was the Best of Times…

A micro-dose of smart-ass notes to listen while it snows.

December 10th brings a burst of Christmas nostalgia as Josh and Jerry share their best childhood gifts—bikes of every flavor, from neon-orange Huffys to yellow-fendered BMX dream machines. Jen remembers her pink Huffy and the day four-year-old her taught herself to ride by grabbing parked cars and hoping for the best.

Jerry also recalls his ultimate 1980s Christmas: a Betamax, Mattel handheld games, and the mighty Atari 800—thanks to McCormick Place vendors who didn’t w...

Episode 9 – What Would Bob Barker Do?

A micro-dose of smart-ass holiday wisdom to listen to while it snows… or while you regret every Christmas gift you’ve ever bought.

In today’s festive rant, Josh Scramble unleashes on one of the great holiday crimes: buying a pet for Christmas. The gang breaks down why tiny bunnies turn into land piranhas, why children should not be trusted with anything that breathes, and why Florida should NOT be selling souvenir-shop turtles to tourists who definitely can’t keep them alive.

Jerry revisits the saga of Ki...

Episode 8 – Nut Sack to Bunghole

A micro-dose of smart-ass notes to listen while it snows… and while LBJ gets fitted for trousers with more “presidential breathing room.”

Josh Scramble kicks off December 8th with a full rant about Christmas gift-giving: why he doesn’t do it, why adults should just buy their own crap, and why buying clothes for another human being is a guaranteed friendship-ending event. Jen defends her tragic jean-purchasing mistake, Jerry reveals he was a toddler obsessed with vacuuming, and the crew debates whether anyone on earth actually needs more pants.

Episode 7 – The Trashy Sledding Hill…

A micro-dose of winter chaos, childhood stupidity, and the kind of “holiday magic” you only get when you grow up sledding on a hill decorated with leftover car parts and questionable life choices.

Jerry, Josh, and Jen take a downhill trip through their childhood sledding memories — from exploding inner tubes to metal-blade death sleds to the shocking revelation of what Pancake and his brother used to stash in the sewer pipe for “reading” breaks. Jen defends garbage-bag sledding, Josh questions her citizenship, and Pancake unveils the lost art of sledding-an...

🎙️ Episode 6: Jen Likes Pies…

The crew dives fork-first into the holiday season with a full spread of Thanksgiving and Christmas classics — turkey, ham, beef roasts, deviled eggs, fudge, lasagna, fruitcakes that go straight to the trash, and enough cream pies to send Jerry into a spiritual awakening.

Jen confesses to liking all the pies, Josh defends the honor of Mama Scramble’s donuts, and Jerry relives the trauma of a pecan-less pecan pie. From sugary goo to chocolate meringue, the Madhouse celebrates (and insults) every dish that ever graced a Midwestern holiday table.

It’s c...

🎙️ Day 5 – No One Likes Your Christmas Story

Miller Morning Madhouse Audio Advent Calendar

Today’s miniature meltdown centers on the crew’s most loved — and most violently hated — Christmas movies. Jen Pancake declares open war on nearly every holiday film ever made, and her Christmas anger grows by the minute. Scramble defends Elf with religious passion, Pancake unleashes a full-volume rant about A Christmas Story, and the gang debates whether Die Hard is the greatest Christmas movie or not even a Christmas movie at all.

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🎙️ Day 4 – Here Comes Santa Claus
Miller Morning Madhouse Audio Advent Calendar

Today’s episode is a nostalgic sleigh ride through the exact moment each of the Madhouse crew discovered the truth about Santa Claus — and how that moment shaped the chaotic Christmas adults they eventually became.

Jen Pancake realized the truth at age three or four, thanks to her legendary snooping skills and her mom’s dangerously disorganized closet full of shoes and poorly hidden toys. Scramble found out the classic way — a loudmouth kid at school ruined it — though he still believed hard enough to miss bl...

🎙️ Episode 3 — Black Friday
Miller Morning Madhouse Audio Advent Calendar

It’s December 3rd, and the holiday chaos continues as Pancake, Scramble, and Jen dive headfirst into the retail hellscape known as Black Friday — a day Jen Pancake absolutely despises at a molecular level.

The episode kicks off with Pancake accidentally channeling Grandma Pancake’s racism, Scramble confessing he used to work at the Southlake Mall Disney Store, and Jen explaining how Black Friday used to be normal before corporations decided to weaponize doorbusters and 6AM reward coupons.

Scramble reveals that back in the Disney St...

🎙️ Episode 2: Saved By The Bells

It's Day 2 of the Miller Morning Madhouse Audio Advent Calendar, and Scramble has officially hit his holiday limit.
 Not with shopping crowds. Not with Mariah Carey.
 Nope — with the Salvation Army bell ringers.

Apparently, the non-stop ding-ding-ding outside the grocery store has driven him to the edge of Yuletide sanity.
Pancake, being the problem-SOLVER (not causer) that he is, proposes a brilliant solution:
➡️ What if the bell ringers were actually Holiday DJs?
Like DJ Marshmallow — but festive. With snow. And Grandma dancing.

Picture this...

From the snowy shores of Miller Beach comes the first-ever Miller Morning Madhouse Advent Calendar — a daily December podcast event filled with festive chaos, emotional baggage, muppet-style storytelling, and more holiday drama than a Frankfort HOA meeting.

🎙️ Episode 1: Grandma Got Run Over by a Burro
It’s 1978 in Blue Island, Illinois. Little Jerry Pancake, wearing his Mister Rogers clip-on tie and an excessive level of enthusiasm, belts out Feliz Navidad at the Lincoln School Holiday Concert. The problem? The neighborhood wasn't emotionally or culturally ready for José Feliciano.

Jerry sang. Grandma raged.
Dad panicked.<...

🎙️ Episode: Cabo Makeover Meltdown – The Pancake House Transformation

After a long, chaotic travel day home from Cabo — complete with circling O’Hare, a trash-filled Uber piloted by a man on Jesus music and edibles, and the kind of exhaustion that reshapes your soul — Pancake walks into the surprise of a lifetime: a full HGTV-style home makeover engineered by Leslie Lattes, Jen Dancin, and Sandy Strawberry Shortcake.

Meanwhile, Scramble recounts his own personal hell: being drafted into the technical nightmare of removing the TV from the fireplace, re-mounting it, managing the world’s flimsiest Samsung frame bezel, hooking...

🎙️ Episode: Miller All-Stars & The Cabo Third Wheel Disaster

Jerry returns from Cabo with a tale of pure airline suffering — trapped in the middle seat between a couple who treated Row 18 like a honeymoon suite. Meanwhile, back home in Miller Beach, Jen Pancake and Josh Scramble are honored by the Miller Beach Citizens Corporation as this year’s Miller All-Stars for their community impact. Jerry is proud. Jerry is supportive. Jerry is also extremely bored.

Plus: cake mishaps, inflatable movie chaos, golf outing conspiracy theories, and what happens when you try to throw Miller-style celebrations with absolutel...

🎙️ Episode: Miller Hall of Shame – Mr. Loud Music Boat Guy

 A bonus beach day turns chaotic when Boat Guy rolls up blasting music loud enough to scare seagulls off the breakwall. Jerry, Josh & Jenny break down the noise, the nerves, and why Miller Beach deserves a volume limit — plus previews of the Miller All-Stars honors and the Pancake House Makeover.

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🎙️ Episode: Trivia Throwdown – Season 5, Game 1 Recap
The Marshall J. Gardner Center was PACKED and loud as Josh Scramble unleashed “Ye Olde Cover Tunes” (yes, AfroMan on lute), Super Beach rode the chaos, and Facts Over Snacks clipped PhD’s Nuts in sudden-death overtime. We relive the near-riot over Smash Mouth, crown “Sticks and Dicks” as Favorite Wrong Answer for Kubb (aka Viking chess), salute a heroic bar tab, and issue a PSA: subscribe, scan the giant QR, and don’t beach-bomb two feet from our towels. Postgame? A Voltron of friend groups at Sand & Salsa, powerful margs, and accidental double t...

🎙️ Episode: Flamingo Fest Recap – Miller Style

Labor Day in Miller Beach means one thing: Flamingo Fest! Jerry, Josh & Jen Pancake take you inside the mayhem with live clips from the beach, music from local bands like Nick Danger, Hurricane Reggae, and The Ramos, plus stories only Miller could deliver. 🍕

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From reggae rhythms to rock riffs and a packed beer ga...

🎙️ Episode Title: Afterburners and Sunburners...

👥 Hosts: Jerry Pancake & Josh Scramble (with cameos from Broadway Beth, Joel, and Gianna “G-Eazy”)

🎧 Presented by: SoCoolShirts.com & All In Jest Trivia

💥 In this extra-toasty episode, the Madhouse crew recaps the Gary Air Show — Miller’s unofficial Super Bowl of sunburns, shitbags, and sketchy $20 driveway parking schemes. The Thunderbirds roar overhead while locals roast below, turning the beach into a battlefield of canopies, patio furniture, and pure chaos.
☀️ Josh reports live from the sand with survival tips: don’t fuck with the locals, bring water, and for the love of SPF, wear sunscr...

🎙️ Episode Title: Born on the 3rd of July

👥 Hosts: Jerry Pancake, Josh Scramble, Elizabeth Benedict

🎧 Presented by: SoCoolShirts.com & The Miller Beach University of Advanced Consumption

💥 In this red, white, and totally unhinged episode, the gang recaps a wild stretch of summer madness in Miller Beach. First up, a fight breaks out at The Flamingo just before the 4th — punches, flip-flops, and bad decisions flying through the air like bottle rockets.

☀️ Then we check in on the heatwave that’s got everybody spicier than gas station salsa, and reflect on the emotional toll of 92 d...

🎙️ Episode Title: First Cars & Kinda-For-Sale Dreams

In this very special episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake finally spills the (motor) oil on true stories he’s never shared before—his legendary first cars. Buckle up for tales of a wobbly Karmann Ghia and a 1977 Cutlass Supreme so massive it needed its own zip code. These are the rides that started it all—and yes, we’re talking about the IROC-Z too. It’s still around. It’s still loud. And it’s kinda for sale (if you’re cool).

🎭 Also in this episode: a shoutout...

🎸 S2E2 – You Can’t Get There from Here

In this episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake and Jen Pancake stay safely behind the mic while Josh Scramble returns from the Sonic Temple Music Festival with tales of glory, grit, and gastrointestinal distress.

What starts as a music review quickly unravels into a cautionary tale about rideshare disasters, rickshaw salvation, and why you should never trust a festival porta-potty after dark. Josh recounts the madness of 100-band lineups, questionable fashion choices (bondagewear in the sun?!), and the existential despair of trying to find your Uber wh...

🎧 Season 2, Episode 1: Heavy Uncles, Moshpits, and Goth Tits
Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, where the coffee’s burnt, the guests are unpaid, and the FCC hasn’t figured out how to shut us down yet. Pancake and Scramble are back in the saddle (and in serious need of a nap), joined by the fabulous Jen Pancake and our man in the pit—Josh Scramble—who just survived Sonic Temple Music Festival with only minor bruising and one mysterious stain.

In this episode, we dive headfirst into:

🎙️ Episode 10: Deny, Defend, Depose

🧑‍⚖️ "Somebody ate the evidence."

In this legal-thriller-turned-80s-gamer throwback, Jerry Pancake finds himself in the hot seat—literally—being deposed for reasons he may or may not understand. But things take a turn when a mysterious someone eats the only piece of evidence. (No spoilers, but it may have involved nacho cheese.)

Between dodging legal jargon and blaming his attorney, Pancake takes a nostalgic detour back to the pixelated days of the Mario Brothers, exploring the real question: Was Princess Peach worth all that jumping? Spoiler: Not when there’s a warp pip...

Episode 9: Everything Sucks Now… 🎙️

🚨 DOUBLE EPISODE ALERT! 🚨
After a long hiatus filled with illness, burnout, and an overwhelming sense of being over it, Jerry Pancake and the Miller Morning Madhouse crew are back with a nearly double-length episode (41 minutes of pure, unfiltered truth).

In this episode, we catch up on what we’ve been up to the last couple of months, and most importantly, we break down why travel—specifically flying—absolutely sucks now. From chaotic airports to airlines treating passengers like livestock, we leave no stone unturned in our rant against the skies. And if you think th...

Episode 8: Bathrooms and Backdrafts...

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This week on Miller Morning Madhouse, we flush out some of the messiest tales yet. Join Jerry Pancake, Josh Scramble, and Jen Pancake as they tackle the pressing issues of bathroom etiquette, work poop protocols, and the dreaded backdrafts that leave lasting impressions (on more than just porcelain).

From the public restroom horrors of Benton Harbor gas stations to the oddly poetic bathroom setups at Midway Airport, this episode is an overflowing mix of laughter, embarrassment, and just a hint of...

Episode 7: In the Doghouse...

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This week on Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble team up with the ever-entertaining Elizabeth Benedict to bring you an unforgettable episode full of nostalgia, surprise endings, and laughs so big, they might scare your guinea pig.

🌐 First, we’re traveling back in time to the early days of AOL and the internet. Remember that sweet sound of dial-up connecting? From chatroom chaos to regrettable screen names, we’re reliving the wild west of c...

Episode 6: Jesus is Just Alright

Sponsored by SoCool Shirts, All In Jest Trivia, and Chad's Shack of Crap. 

On this hilarious and unexpectedly heartfelt episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, we continue our conversation with Elizabeth Benedict, the Madhouse's newest true crime detective. From the scandalous stories of Miller Beach's past to a surprising deep dive into local trivia night traditions, Elizabeth holds her own as the chaos unfolds.

Of course, with Josh Scramble at the production helm, there are plenty of unexpected twists—think wacky sound effects, food-related trivia teasers, and a wild tan...

Episode 5: Suicide by Charleston
Sponsored by SoCool Shirts and the Great State of Indiana: "It's not that bad..."

In this episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, we’re diving deep into the dramatic and tragic story of former Gary mayor William J. Fulton, a man who lived and died during the wild Jazz Age. Join us as we uncover how the allure of speakeasies, gangsters, and a relentless Charleston craze led to his untimely end.

This week, we're excited to introduce our new crime reporter, Elizabeth Benedict, who’s here to shed light on the unto...

Episode 4: Smokestack Jack and the Tiny Hands…

Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.Com, Chad GPT, and Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel. Also, Millerites, make sure to join Josh Scramble for All in Jest Trivia at the Marshall J Gardner Center for the Arts here in Miller Beach on Black Friday! It's all about food! 

Welcome back to Miller Morning Madhouse! Episode 4 has us diving into the thrills and pitfalls of throuples, the questionable joys of warm vodka, and the saga of tiny hands. This one’s a smokestack jacking ride that’ll keep you laughing (and maybe que...

Episode 3: Just the Tips...

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We’re back with another wild ride in Miller Morning Madhouse Episode 3, and this one’s all about Just the Tip(s). We’re serving up the ultimate guide for potential Air BNB renters at Miller Beach, with everything you need to know to avoid sunburns and seagull ambushes. Plus, we dive into some laugh-out-loud Yelp reviews of Romantix—because who doesn’t love a little awkward humor?

But first, a HUGE thank you to all of our incredible listeners...

Episode 2: Her Hole Had Lots of Visitors...
 
Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, where Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble keep things chaotic and unpredictable with another round of local drama, fan interactions, and, of course, hilarious weather updates. Hold on to your hats, because this episode goes off the rails fast!

In this episode:

Episode 1: What Had Happened Was...
Welcome to Miller Morning Madhouse, the wildest ride in Miller Beach! Hosted by local legend Jerry Pancake and his trusty co-host Josh Scramble, this show dives into the hilarious, strange, and downright unbelievable stories from Miller Beach and beyond. It’s part local radio, part circus, and all madhouse. Whether you’re a die-hard local or just tuning in for the chaos, you're in for a wild time!

In this episode:

Get ready for a sneak peek into the wild world of Miller Morning Madhouse! This teaser introduces you to the hilarious chaos that’s about to unfold. Join hosts Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble as they dive into the most ridiculous and unforgettable topics that only they could tackle.

This madhouse has everything:

On the anniversary of my Dad’s death, here’s an episode devoted to him. Love you all. 

This is a re-release of the first episode of Season 2 in 2019. We thought the movie would be released in early 2020, but due to Covid, production was halted and it was not released until 2022. This is one of our best episodes. Season 2 was recorded over a three day period in October of 2019, along with our comedy album - Deez Nutz. We will be releasing another episode ifor season 4 soon, so stay tuned!

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The S...

We're back! The gang has invested in an odd purchase - a helicopter to fly over bars, which they use to check in on The 'Ole Slut Bar in North Scottsdale and the Flamingo in Gary, IN. Beelzebub checks in with Pancake to talk about his plans for Epstein Island and how Jedi's jerk off. 

This Episode is sponsered by Satan, or Sa - Tan, and the 'Ole Slut Bar. Songs by Power Station and Elton John. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on...

We packed a lot into this one folks. Christopher Robin is back fresh from Wuhan, where he attended a huge pool party. How are kids going back to school? Did everyone measure dicks? Pancake questions Jesus's carpentry skills and wonders if they had porn back then. We have an exclusive interview with Mask Scott (The Mascot for Masks), who is live from filthy Sturgis and maskless. Christopher Robin contemplates what it would be like dating a woman 3 and a half feet tall, and thinks he might have yellow fever. 

We are sponsored this week by The Wuhan P...

Yolo is back with the SoCool Boys in this super LONG episode. The gang talks about Sex Demons, Mead, and Christopher Robin's Covid-19 Cures. Pancake is on Sex Demon dating website. Yolo hates fucking Goya and Chick-Fil-A.  Christopher Robin is negative on Covid, but positive on having sex with a Demon. Beelzebub makes an appearance and fucks with the technical aspects of the show. Songs from The Black Crowes and A/C. Sponsored by Trump's Old Balls *Formerly Trump Steaks. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us...

The commercial everyone is talking about! What's for dinner at little Johnny's house? It's Trump's Old Balls! This commercial is performed by Yolo Monte Cristo (Mom), Jerry Pancake (Dad), and Christopher Robin (Little Johnny). Get Trump's Old Balls while they're hot!

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

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The boys are on their own for this episode because Yolo is working six jobs. Christopher Robin is a Stay-At-Home hero this week, as he salutes front-line workers from his window. Pancake has a theory on Prince and saving his jizz. On the B Side - THE FISHBOWL COMES BACK - A bit broken, but it spits out a maskless movie 'OutBreak' Starring Tootsie Dustin Hoffman, Patrick Dempsey, and a Monkey. BTW, Covid Sucks. 

Songs from Freddie King, Duice, and EbnOzn. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5...

The USA is Burning. Pancake and Yolo step out of character to talk about all the crazy racist shit going on; Donald Plump, and Karens. Is that Wuhan Flu still a thing? Christopher Robin is off doing White Guy stuff. Songs from 2Pac and Public Enemy. #BlackLivesMatter

hank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

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Satan checks in with his protege Beelzebub Kushner to talk about how things are going down there with the Covid-19. On the B Side, the gang checks in on Zoom and tries to do a live show. Pancake and Yolo are playing by the rules and staying home, Christopher Robin is planting roses and having people over to serve him Rosé.

We have a new original song called 'Moons Over My Hammy' by Producer Bill, Lyrics by Pancake, from the upcoming comedy EP of the same name. The gang also auditions for a potential sponsor -  Ballsy Me...

Originally recorded before Season 3 Episode 1, the boys get together remotely to finish their conversation about weird email addresses from the past, and talk about the Covid-19 outbreak. Pancake is anxious, and staying home. Robin is Flitting around town.

Music from Juice Newton and Michigan Rattlers.

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

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Hope everyone is still alive out there. The full gang is back for Season 3, as Pancake is self-quarantined and joins remotely from his tiny basement bunker.  Christopher Robin and Yolo social distance at the Stone Bridge Studio with producer Mr. Bill manning the board from his bomb shelter.

Robin discusses how he now has Jesus in his heart, and maybe blind people are the largest group spreading the 'Wuhan Flu' as he's calling it. Pancake is riddled with anxiety and is just not leaving his house because he's terrified, which apparently also affects his joke delivery. Yolo h...

It's the end of the world, and we do not feel fine! Pancake has barricaded himself in his basement, and both the boys struggle with technology as they try to live stream this show. It's didn't work. If anyone has any tips for us on doing a live video with two  people, please call us at 708-928-5015. Does anyone think our voices sound funny? Maybe we're sick??

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, an...

Chips O'Tool from the old SoCoolAZ.Com days leaves some drunk voicemails, and we have updates on Season 3, and the new Jerry & Gerald Podcast from SoCool Media. We want to encourage everyone to share the show, and maybe binge it during these trying times. It's an escape back to a simpler time - with morning zoo radio shows and threats of nuclear war. Stop buying all the fucking toilet paper for God sakes. 

We do have big plans for season 3 and beyond. Thank you again for listening! We love you!

Call or s...

We knew we had this phone call recorded! It just took a while to find it! This is the actual finale for The SoCool Podcast - Season 2. Yolo figures out Pancake's plan to use her soul in a bargain to save the podcast. Satan threatens to burn it all down, and may be in love with Yolo. Pancake suspects Christopher Robin has an ulterior motive, and potentially an alternate persona. 

Songs from Outcast, Lil Nas X, and The Charlie Daniels Band.

Sponsored by The Ole' Slut Bar in Nagsusugat, Maine. 

If you haven't li...

Hey there! We have some updates here! The Atari 800XLD Computer is being repaired by The Old Atari Gays, and hopefully we'll have it next season. 

If you haven't listened or bought the Comedy Album - Deez Nutz - what's wrong with you? 

It's sweeping the nation and Sexy Oldsmobiles is almost a Gold Record!!

In all seriousness, we really want to thank the thousands of people who have downloaded the SoCool Podcast, in not yet our first year. We are all humbled that so many people enjoy the humor and listen to ev...

The Season 2 Penultimate Episode has arrived! Yolo is put in a Faustian Bargain situation by the Dark Lord himself, and Pancake admits selling his soul for a 'hip' podcast. 'Louis' aka the Dark Lord Satan, is all forked tongue and double speak, as he tries to convince Yolo to follow Pancake down his dark path. Robin is mysteriously absent, prompting some inner speculation about whether he might be moonlighting as Satan. 

If you haven't bought any Christmas presents, consider buying Deez Nutz for friends and family. It's a full Comedy EP in the tradition of Adam Sandler, an...

Eastbound and Down! We start this episode with four clips from the upcoming Comedy Ep - Deez Nutz (Release Date 12/10/2019), produced and written by the folks at The Socool Podcast. The clips featured are: Ass Bandit #1, The Mailman #1, Sexy Oldsmobiles (song), and a commercial for Flaming Yon's Drag Review.

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There's a Dildo in the Dishwasher! Pancake discovers a dildo in Christopher Robin's dishwasher, and Yolo comes clean about how ladies landscape their pussies.

Pancake has a very specific person he wants to be 'When He Grows Up', shocker - 'It's Mister Rogers', and Christopher Robin hides who he really wants to be. Yolo has a sexy Barbie house with orgies. 

Songs from Styx, Daft Punk, and Mister Rogers. 

This episode is brought to you by Johnny Five's Robot Brothel. 

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We've got bush! We've got bush! Nerds Pancake and Robin convince Yolo to sit in on their classic Fishbowl bit and she picks the 1984 Classic 'Revenge of the Nerds' starring the guy who died jerking off, Christopher Robin (aka Curtis Armstrong), and Goose from Top Gun. 

On the B side the trio reboots a segment from last season, now dubbed, 'You've Got the Look', with a twist - the celebrity look alike has to be a cartoon, or the opposite sex. Christopher Robin becomes Bob from Bob's Burgers; Pancake morphs into Daniel Son's mom from the Karate K...

My Dad died. So this is a tribute to him, and I apologize for the audio quality on the A side, but also I don't really give a fuck. My father was a great storyteller, and we have the one about Oprah in a porno, and the infamous Chrysler Cordoba told from a bar in Fort Wayne Indiana. 

Christopher Robin and I do a Fishbowl of The Blues Brothers, which my Dad was an extra in; about 10 hours before he died. This was a really tough episode for me to get through, but it's a tribute to m...

Houston - we have a problem. The new Vintage Atari Computer Fishbowl system turns gay for Tom Cruise, and the boys have to make a pivot on-the-fly from Days of Thunder to Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Pancake and Robin seem to know a lot about this one, and extend the episode to match the awesomeness of the 1982 Amy Heckerling classic. They discuss the merits of Phoebe Cates's tits, and Mike Damone's five point plan. 

On the B side, Yolo Monte Cristo joins Pancake and Robin for a new bit called, 'Back to The Grinder', the crew d...

Beer is for breakfast, drink or be gone! In this extended episode of The SoCool Podcast; Pancake, Robin, and Yolo are back with the 'For the Publicity' game. There are some tough choices made; as Pancake and Yolo choose to fuck dead Burt Reynolds for entirely different motives, Pancake makes a completely offensive joke about Peter Dinklage (he's sorry), and Christopher Robin takes it one step too far with headless Muammar Gaddafi.

On the B side, the boys tackle another gay Tom Cruise movie, 1988's Worst Picture, Cocktail, and Pancake suspects that there might be some issues...

In Episode Deuce of Season 2 of The SoCool Podcast, Pancake gets an attitude adjustment from the Devil; Robin bombs on the Two Jokes segment by writing the longest jokes on the worst subjects, and Yolo Monte Cristo gets a sexy proposition from a guy named Louie on the 708-928-5015 show hotline.

This episode is sponsored by Ku Klux Clams, with music by Van Halen and The Charlie Daniels Band.  

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for...

We're back for Season 2 of SoCool Podcast! Can Pancake and Robin resolve their differences about the Fishbowl? Will Yolo Monte Cristo finally get paid? This episode features the dramatic conclusion of the fight between Pancake and Robin that ended Season One, as they find themselves fighting each other in court. Robin spends $8000 on an old Atari 800XL computer that's 'locked out' of the internet to secure the integrity of the Fishbowl. Pancake spends a ton of money on Gucci shoes and sunglasses. And the boys do a Fishbowl using the new system for the movie Top Gun. 

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We’re excited to be back for Season 2 of the SoCool Podcast! Pancake, Robin, and Yolo have plenty of sexy fun for everyone. Follow us on Facebook.com/SoCoolPodcast, Subscribe and rate us on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify and Stitcher. Sext us at 708-928-5015 or email theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

The SoCool Podcast is performed and written by: Jerry Pancake, Christopher Robin, and Yolo Monte Cristo. Extra Special thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for producing this season!

All the commercials, none of the content! Here are the commercials from Season 1 of the SoCool Podcast. 

Betten Chevrolet, Cords & Swords, Mike T's, El Duce's, Jimmy's Chicago Heights, Steely Dan's Pawn Shop, Ass Cream, and Sledgehammer Steinberg Law are all in this special collection! If you haven't listened to our first full 8 Episodes please subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts. 

Stay subscribed for bonus episodes and teasers for (hopefully) Season 2. Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls th...

A couple updates here - Thanks to the guys over at the Crabdiving Radio Network for streaming the SoCool Podcast 24/7! If you haven't checked out their podcast, please do so at www.crabdiving.com. 

Christopher Robin has gone silent, and is reportedly working on some top-secret project with Yolo Monte Cristo, who leaked that to me. 

Check out this new segment I'm floating called, 'Pancake in The Movies', this one is the last scene from Paul Newman and Tom Cruise's 'Color of Money' with me playing the Tom Cruise part. 

Things are in flux at SoCool, just an update to let you guys know what's happening with the podcast. It seems some legal proceedings are in process, as Pancake gets a certified letter from Pete 'SledgeHammer' Steinberg, and Christopher Robin insists on sending his updates in on cassette tapes. 

Pancake's partnership with Slash ends badly, but he does score an advertiser. 

Stay subscribed for bonus episodes and teasers for (hopefully) Season 2. Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for so...

May the 4th be with you! The long awaited season finale is here! Christopher Robin and Yolo Monte Cristo discover a plot by Pancake that may derail the show for good. Pancake continues his path to the dark side; once again compares himself to Hayden Christensen; and asks Robin to call him Darth Pancake. 

The boys do their classic fishbowl bit for the 1977 Blockbuster Star Wars - A New Hope. Robin questions the integrity of Pancake and the Fishbowl, and threatens legal action. 

This episode is classically scored by the Star Wars - A New Ho...

Pancake and Robin go back to the Fishbowl in this episode for 1985's Best Picture 'Better Off Dead', and discuss the oscar winning performance of Curtis Armstrong aka Charles De Mar.

On the B Side, the boys are prodded into telling their own Fake ID stories, which came way before the movie Superbad and the rise of McLovin.

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a...

Isn't 6 the Devil's number? We get our first caller to the new SoCool Hotline at 708-928-5015, and guess who it is? The Prince of Darkness Himself! Pancake tries to sell his soul to help the podcast, and the boys experiment with a couple new bits. Tom Brokaw checks in with a breaking news update from SoCoolAZ circa 2006, and the SoCool Ladies Yolo Monte Christo and Fauz Gucci join us on the B-Side to discuss a botched purse deal. 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for s...

Highlights and lowlights of our first 5 episodes! Enjoy and text or sext us at 708-928-5015, email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Done in the style of 1980's Talk Radio -- think 105.9 WCKG and 97.9 The Loop; the SoCool Podcast is two forty something guys trying to stay relevant. Nostalgic Generation X Comedy, Movies, and Video Games. More Gen X than hipster Millennial the SoCool guys will take you down a wormhole you won't soon forget! We tell the stories of our youth through funny commercials, sketches, and bits. Pancake and Robin have been dubbed 'Sexiest Gen X...

We're Back! In this episode we go right back to the fishbowl for the 1986 Masterpiece - Short Circuit. Johnny Five is Alive BABY!

We have two new sponsers - El Duche's Otherworldly Counseling, and Ass Cream. 

Pancake presses his luck with a Mama's Family joke that maybe goes off the rails. 

Sexy Kids, and songs from Van Halen and El Debarge? 

We also have a whole new old school way to interact with the show - leave us a voicemail or sext us at 708-928-5015 - tell us how cool we...

Pancake & Robin have a public service 'offline' discussion on strokes and hemorrhoids and discuss their possible relation to Luke Perry's death. The Fishbowl Segment returns with the 1984 movie STARMAN and the boys reveal the background for the infamous Betten Chevrolet commercial. Songs by Herbie Hancock and School House Rock. Commercials for Cords & Swords and Betten Chevrolet. 

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

A Perry Special Episode. #RIP Luke Perry. In this episode, Robin professes his love for Luke Perry. Songs from the 90210 Soundtrack and Van Halen. "May the bridges I burn light the way."

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

In this episode the boys discuss which celebrities they look like, and workshop a potentially homophobic joke about Eddie Murphy. Commercials from Mike T's Dance Club and Cords & Swords. The SoCool Ladies, Yolo Monte Christo and Faux Gucci once again join Pancake and Robin. Songs from Harold Faltermyer and The Pointer Sisters. Guess who looks like Judge Reinhold? The dissappointed Jerry Pancake. 

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

SoCool guys Jerry Pancaque and Christopher Robin introduce you to their tie-died world of comedy.

EP1 - Introduction - Commercial break - Crocodile Dundee - Commercial break

- Fuck for the love or publicity? (Guests Yolo Montecristo & Faux Gucci) - Wrap-up

The comedy duo, who have been voted People Magazine's Sexiest Generation X Men Alive too many years to count will pack in more non-relevant entertainment peppered with ridiculous POV than a half hour could contain...that's why our first episode is thirty-seven minutes.   Enjoy, rate us and leave a comment about how fucking...