The Etims Show

Etims get together to talk about Wilfried Nancy - his arrival and quite possibly his departure.
They pay Tribute to John 'Dixie' Deans.
They reflect on where MON left us and where Wilfried has subsequently taken us!
They look in detail at Hearts, Roma and especially the League Cup Final Defeat by St Mirren.

They have a NANCY or NONE SAY Quiz to try and lighten the mood!

They wonder just where this will end up...its Oh Mammy Daddy Time CSC!

Hector, Ralph, Desi and Monty get together to discuss a mad few days...from Ireland's impressive exploits, Scotland's shockeroonie and then that AGM!

They discuss the World Cup exploits and joy at watching those games. 

They look at Celtic involvement in internationals.

They discuss the Manager Hiring, or lack of, updates

They look at the THE AGM and the developing horror show that is Corporate Celtic Management. 

They wonder about the Boards end game here and ponder how this might all impact the team on the park.

Hector, Desi, Monty, Richie I am Jolly talk about the last week or so of the utter whatthefuckery that is Glasgow Celtic.

The discuss Montys 9 days of Official Mourning for Brendas exit.
They discuss Brendans resigning and Dermots rage.
They look at The return of Blessed Martin.
The consider the worth of wee Shauny.
The look at The Falkirk game and Johnny Kennys goals.
They look at the Semi Final eventual win.
They ruefully remember the shambles in Denmark on the Clubs 138th Birthday!
They look ahead to who could be...

A packed house discuss the sad state of affairs that is Celtic at present.

Hector, NotSoHappyCelticLass, Ralph, Monty and Desi look at where we are, what is coming up and what could be the outcomes over next few weeks and beyond for the Team, Manager,  Fans and Board!

From The Dundee no-show to the Sturn Graz fightback to the battering at Tynecastle and then towards Falkirk, Huns and Hampden and more Europa!.

In all honesty, it aint a jolly listen given the current state of affairs but maybe things will work out...!

Etims get together to discuss the recent Board & Celtic Fans Collective Meeting.
 
They look back on how we got this far and look into the future and what may come.

They dissect the Minutes and what they say, might say and dont say!

There even a shock guest that no-one expected, in fact 2!

Ralph & Desi get together to discuss a few Sliding Doors moments recently for Celtic.

Could the Braga game have been oh so different if that goal hadnt been chopped off?

Could the Braga game have been oh so different if Kaspar wasnt doing some daft twisty thing?

Could it be a new dawn for our new Bhoys after that last 20 mins vs Motherwell?

Could the Fans and the Board have healed the rift or has that chance now gone ?

Could the League Cup Final have taken on a new twist...

Hector, Monty and Desi talk about a very interesting 2 weeks:


They look at The Fans recent Meeting and action and the future potential there.They look at The board utter fuckupery.The consider Brendans Press conference and what that may mean for a certain someone or someones.They look at The Weekend, both at Ibrox and especially Rugby Park,They Salute our new Bhoy Beaton and that Penalty call and Mr Balls of Steel of course!They look ahead to the 2 Cups..League and Europa and beyond.And yes, they discuss swimming in Loch Lomond in September!

** Latest Sept 2nd Pod : Reloaded  & renamed after naming error **

Desi is joined by Hector, Monty and Karen (@HappyCelticLass on Twitter) to talk about the Weirdest Week ever for Celtic Football Club,

The talk about how everything that could go wrong DID go wrong and they wonder just who if any WASNT at fault!

They discuss the Champions League exit, The Hun no show draw and the absymal transfer Window.

They wonder just what is next and consider certain peoples futures!.

On a brighter note, they got to celebrate the Celtic W...

Desi is joined by Hector, Monty and Karen (@HappyCelticLass on Twitter) to talk about the Weirdest Week ever for Celtic Football Club,

The talk about how everything that could go wrong DID go wrong and they wonderjsut who if any WASNT at fault!

They discuss the Champions League exit, The Hun no show draw and the absyman transfer Window.

They wonder just what is next and consider certain peoples futures.

On a brighter note, they got to celebrate the Celtic Womens Team doing well so far this season!

Ralph, Monty and Desi get together to talk about the shambles that are Celtic at the moment.

They ask "Just what the fuck is going on?" and try and find a few answers!

They wonder "Are the fans the wean caught between 2 parents heading for a divorce?"

Theres Fitbaw talk, Rants, Complaints and even some helpful suggestions through a packed 90 minutes!

Maybe not one for  the Optimist CSC members mind!

Ralph, Hector and Desi with an early introduction to the New Season.

They take some time to salute John Clark and John Fallon who passed away recently.

They talk about the REAL reason lost the Scottish Cup Final to Aberdeen. Its a shocker|

They discuss Hectors love for a Kneecap gig and the impact it had on his knees!

They ask does Preseason matter to anyone, really?

They then discuss the horror show that is Celtic comings and goings, The signings, or lack of.

They look at the...

Desi, Hector and Ralph are joined by Karen aka HappyCeltic Lass to discuss the Season that's just been and the Scottish Cup Final coming up.

They discuss the Good, the Bad and the Ugly about this Tedius Treble chance Season.
They talk about the Womens Team and just where will Celtic take them next?
They consider the Surprises of the Season!
They talk about their favourite Goals....from Celtic and other sides!
There's even a Quiz!

Then they move onto the Scottish Cup Final and discuss the coming final and previous Cup...

The Team get together to discuss just how Tedious is it winning all the time?
The answer...Celtic fans fucking love Tedium!

They also look at the recent Killie and St Johnstone games

They discuss the Celtic statement regards Policing at recent Rangers game...and the Green Brigades reaction!..and the expected outcome ( or lack of!)

They remember Tom Campbell and wish Pat Woods all the best.

They talk about Season Book renewals and value for money when teams like Killie have 70 odd passes in a game.

They look...

Hector, Ralph and Desi get together to discuss the consistent Inconsistency of celtics form, or lack of!

They discuss the lack of Energy, Tactics, Heart and Attitude in recent games.

They discuss the recent Settlement in the Boys Club Abuse cases.

They look at the end of the dreadful career of Alan Muir and Ralph asks for a Statue for Wullie Collum!

They look ahead to Killie at Home and St Johnstone in the Cup!

There's even a Holiday advert for Eriskey and surrounding Island up North!

Basically...

The Team get together to look back and ahead at all the events impacting Celtic and beyond.

They look at The Alan Muir Disaster.

They discuss the Bayern Exit.

They consider Big Phils sacking and Bazza's impact over by.

They talk about This Sundays game and Rangers fans being back and possible absences.

They discuss the Celtic Board and no TIFO for Sunday.

They once again herald Daizen Tequila and Monty gives us a run down on just how much does it cost to take the Family to...

Desi, Hector and Monty discuss the latest games and goals along with the joys of Birmingham. They discuss The Transfer Window and the recent comings ( or lack of)  and goings, They look at the future games and possibilities coming ahead.

Theres even a Bayern Quiz, A Calmac 500 tribute and a Superbowl Halftime Show review discussion.

And lots of Jota!

Something for everyone!

Etims get together to discuss the highs and lows of a Celtic CL Wednesday.

From the wonder of winning that game and qualifying against Young Boys to the "WTF!!" exclamations when the news Kyogo is off to France suddenly appeared 1 hour later.

They discuss the prematch shenanigans of Monty getting a ticket, the atmosphere in the ground. The crowd carrying the Bhoys when it mattered. The Goal and the Goalkeeping heroics. The relief at the end.

Then they pay tribute to our Japanese wonder who departs with our best wishes and leaves us with...

Desi chats with Glasgow Music legend and Celtic Fan, Robert Hodgens aka Bobby Bluebell and they cover many a wonderful topic, ranging from:

What links Billy McNeil, Picasso and Stalin?
Memories of waving the Lisbon Lions Home!
Writing a Number One song!
Being on Top of the Pops!
Playing Golf with Dennis Hopper!
Working with Edwyn Collins, Elvis Costello, Davie Stewart and Brian Wilson
Watching his mate Lennys Celtic side beat Barcelona!
Watching Frank McAvennie lose badly at Golf!.
Playing the Barrowlands 40 years since the iconic Sisters Album was released.<...

Hector, Ralph and Desi get together celebrate a New Year and the same old madness from The Huns.

They discuss :

The Xmas fixtures
The New Years gubbing and wonder what could haver caused it?
The bounce back,
The deflation for Big Phil at Hibs and Dundee,
The Union Bears Shambolic Walkout.
The Transfer Window and recent Squad changes.
A look ahead to Dundee and Young Boys and even Aston Villa!
Theres even 2 Quizzes for everyone to play at home!

Hopefully there is something for everyone!

Its the Award Show that everyone has been waiting on!

Welcome to The Etims Ewards!

Categories  include
PlayerManagerGoalGameSigningLoanSurpriseDealWinnersPerformanceFuck-UpLord Lucan DisappearancePundits & PundTITSFashion & BeautyEtims FellowFellowShip AwardCeleb TimOnline TimCunto of the Year ( Shock in store!)

The Team get together to do League Cup Final Review


Hector gets asked how was hospitality at Etims Kings Park Car Park?

They look at The Team before hand...no surprises there - AJ fitness issues?

What about The Team not turning up...was it a surprise? No Barron for them?

They wonder £Has Philip sussed Brendan oot? Mcinness tactics"

They wail on The first half awfulness amd lack of Composure 

They look at the goal mistake by Taylor...how many Celtic fans shouted "TOLD YOU!"
Duration: 01:29:36

Hector, Monty and Desi get together post match to discuss the 0-0 game vs Zagreb,
Where we shite?, They shite, pitch shite, both shite, everything shite, or  was it just one of those CL games?

Was it a good point won or a poor 2 points dropped?
Are we all happy where we are now in the table and facing 2 games to go?


How does this all bode for the Cup Final on Sunday against Phils poor wee souls?

All this and much more inside!

All the Gang get together to talk all things Celtic.

They discuss the Killie win, The Hearts Gubbing and then move onto the Brugge encounter.

They consider the performances, the good and the bad. 
They look at the tactics from both sides.
The consider Reality vs Expectations.
They talk about the Quality Levels in this game, the League and the next few games in the CL.

They discuss Boo Bhoys and ask if they ever used to get annoyed at certain players.

They discuss the AGM and the awful i...

Hector, Monty and Desi get together to talk about a sensational Week for Celtic.

They discuss parking facilities for Etims Listeners at Hampden.
They talk about Maeda (again!)..and look at how UEFA see him too!
They talk about Kuhns amazing form.
They talk about AJs amazing assists.
They talk about Trusting in Trusty.
They talk about The Press and The Passing.
They discuss the great squad effort in the swashbuckling wins against Aberdeen and Leipzig.

They hand out special Listener Awards!

They look forward to Killie and...

Hector, Monty and Desi get on the pod to chat about the great 0-0 Victory(!) against Atalanta.

They discuss, the nerves and expectations.
Theytalk about the Injury woes,
The chat on the surprise line up.
The laud the wonderful performances all round and salute the great tactics. 

They look ahead at whats next both in Europe and domestic and ponder just what might be after a resolute and profession Italian Job!.

It even ends on a touch of class!

The team look back at win over Falkirk and look at John McGlynn and his attacking approach.

They discusss the impact of having quality subs.

They look at the wonder that was the win up in Perth over St Johnstone.

They discuss the sensational goals, the wonderful football and the great quality on show from all the squad.

They discuss the camaraderie in the Celtic Squad.

They look ahead to Dortmund and the Champions League game on Tuesday.

They ponder the tactics and make some wild predictions.
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Etims get together to discuss all things Celtic.

They discuss the  5 wins & 5 Clean Sheets perfect start.in the SPFL.
They almost praise the Board in checking the latest Accounts.
They look at the 5 star performance in scoring 5 against Bratislava in the CL opener.
They talk in detail about the 5 goals, the pressing, the players performances and the games ahead.

They finish with a Champions League Opponents Special Quiz.

The guys get together to talk about Sundays game and its repercussions.

They review Prematch and that great Tifo display
They discuss that awkward first 10 minutes.
They drill into that offside decision to ruin what was a beautiful goal.
They look at the phenomenon that is Daizen Maeda. What a guy.
They discuss the performance of Paulo Bernardo. 
They look at The contribution from everyone on the pitch and beyond.
They salute the brilliance of Kyogo.
They Herald our new arrivals and cheer for James Forrests 500th appearance.
And They l...

An extra special edition tonight where theres so much to discuss.



The Start of the season!The Transfer Window!The Ambition of Matt O'Riley ( and the delusion of most of this podcast team!)The Ambition of Brendan vs The BoardThe Future set up for Celtic Negotiation TeamThe Champions League DrawThe Huns game on Sunday

Basically something for everyone!

The team get together for the first podcast of the new season.

They look at items such as:


Celts at Euros and CONCAFRangers ground/steel issuesPre-season..the friendlies at home and in the USAExits from the Squad and beyond!Entries into the squad ( and lack of!)Flag Day and predictions for the rest of the window and the Season ahead.

Desi, Hector and Monty get together just before the Euros24 kicks off to look at :


The Cup FinalSeasons End Celebrations in the Highlands, irelands and LowlandsThe Adam Idan Audition and Whats next?A Celtic Season 23-24 QuizWondering how much power does Brendan have at Celtic Park?The Celtic Players current and past who are at the EurosSome predictions on just who will Scotland face in the FinalA Euros Quiz with a few Celtic references for good measure.Theres even a Music Quiz vcalled MBAPPESONGS to really get you in the moodHappy Summer
From
Etims!

Hector, Desi and Monty get together to discuss
Last weeks impressive Title winning race across the line!Idah making an Impression at KillieThe Party inside the Stadium and out!The brilliant Womens League win

They then preview the Cup FInal and consider




TacticsLine UpsPredictionsThe best place to watch it if you arent there!

They also have a Cup Quiz and Limerick competition to finish with.

Hector, Ralph, Monty and Desi get together to discuss
The Rangers Victory and all the key moments, before, during and afterwardsThe POTY Awards and The Ghod that is Henrik Fucking LarssonBig Joe Hart and the Departure CelebrationsThe Impact of Maeda and other key players when it matteredSome Alternative Awards that you wont get at The Hydro

Hector, Monty and Desi get together before the big game to discuss:
The Hearts game and the United Front The Vision of Matt O'Riley and Reo HatateThe runs of KyogoThe Fun Mind games of BrendanThe appointment of CollumThe Starting line up for the Rangers gameThe Ending Line up for the Rangers GamePredictions..does Desi get excited?The POTY AwardsThe Appointment of Mark Cooper as Scout Guru
And Happy Birthrday to Paul Heaton of the Housemartins!

Hector, Monty ( and 2 bottles of vino) and Desi get together to discuss


That Mad Semi Final last weekendThe Return of Match Tension!Hart the Villian meets Hart the HeroThe Return of Jamesie ForrestBrendans Mind GamesThe Fans Blame GameThe Miovski vs Ida DebateThe upcoming Dundee fixture and the Officials needing beat too!They end with a salute to Daizen Recovery Man Maeda and a Limerick competiton with the @ETimsNet followers on Twitter

Hector and Desi get together to discuss


That 3-3 draw at IbroxJohn BeatonThe Dundee Pitch DilemmaThe St Mirren 3-0 VictoryThe Ross Count 3-2 VictoryThe SplitThe Great weekend for Jeremie FrimpongMikey Johnstons latest AwardThe Aberdeen Semi FinalGags from the ETims Twitter crowd regards whcih song would Ally absent McCoist have been singing after Sundays lossA wee Tav gaga courtesy of Tam Sellic Son on Twitter to close out!Something for everyone!
Enjoy!

Hector, Monty and Desi get together to discuss the recent games and how they will impact the future big game at Ibrox on Sunday.

They discuss that Hearts game and the Beaton impact and ask if the SFA are really playing games by appointing Bellshills finest to the Ibrox encounter.

They look at Kuhn and Iwata's recent games and remember Liel Abada, now playing in North Carolina after a sudden exit.

They look at returning players form and fitness and consider the possible match tactics and ask just who are the favourites.

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With Celtic announcing a North America Tour for this Summer, Desi and Hector catch up with Callum Murray of the Washington CSC to discuss the up and coming visit from Celtic to the capital as well as Chapel Hill, North Carolina and South Bend, Indiana



They discuss the history for the Washington CSCThey discuss the CSC's big plans for the game weekend when Celtic (and Desi!) arriveThey discuss Football in America and how its different to what we see at Parkhead.They discuss the opportunities right there for the club to capitalise on.They discuss the...

Ralph joins Hector, Monty and Desi to discuss what the hell is going on with Celtic.


They discuss the Kilmarnock fiasco.They discuss the issues on and off the Park ( more later).They discuss possible solutions to all the current problemsThey end by wondering about those rumours circulating about Celtic being of interest to potential buyers and look at the numbers and reasons behind that story.Something for everyone!

Desi, Monty and Hector get together to discuss The January Window.

They ask How?
They ask Why?

Most importantly, they ask What the actual Fuck?

The reflect on a true shambles and no sign of a strategy from a shocking board for fans if not shareholders.

They talk about the fuck ups and consider the reasons.

They also have an Ultimate Celtic Cunt Quiz, so at least there is something to smile about at the end...including a classic song!

Emjoy it, unlike our new amazing quality...

Monty, Hector and Desi get together to discuss a certain few games just before the New Year and a certain aftermath or possibly aftermass!
They praise the return of the Green Brigade and the impact on results.They praise Bernardo and Kyogo's great goals to put Msr Clementes pipe in a peep.They discuss Penalties, or Non Penalties and The Great Papal conspiracyThey also discuss the turn up in form for certain Celtic players and the teams fluidity.They discuss comings and goings, including Coaches and players.The Rumour Mill even starts up again!There also a wee tribute...

**A New improved AUDIO file for The Etims 2023 Awards. **

You can now hear what Hector is saying after some recording level issues in original Podcast


Its the Etims "End of Year Awards" ​
Shock of the year! ​Balls Up of the Year! ​Most Controversial Opinion! ​Most Improved ​Most Regressed​Most Missed! ​Top Celeb Celt! ​Top Tim! ​W*nk W*nk of the Year! ​Good Guy of the Year!​And theres also a good 30 minute bit of ranting to discuss whats went wrong and how can it b...

Its the Etims "End of Year Awards" ​
Shock of the year! ​Balls Up of the Year! ​Most Controversial Opinion! ​Most Improved ​Most Regressed​Most Missed! ​Top Celeb Celt! ​Top Tim! ​W*nk W*nk of the Year! ​Good Guy of the Year!​And theres also a good 30 minute bit of ranting to discuss whats went wrong and how can it be fixed but mostly its the awards!!

See if your nomination took the title or were controversially pipped at the post

Merry Xmas Tiny Tim!

Desi and Hector get together with a very special Xmas Podcast guest, Matt from Hail Hail History to discuss the past, present and future like a good Scrooge CSC

Matthew tells some captivating tales of the early Celtic days, some legendary and surprising stories and they even wonder why did it become Celtic and not Keltic.

Matthew also talks about his new book "The Bould Bhoys : Glory to their Name" ..a great tale about Celtics first title...available to purchase at the Celtic Superstores, Amazon and also here:
https://celticstarbooks.com/product/the-bould-bhoys-glory-to-their-name-by-matthew-marr/

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Desi, Hector and Monty are joined by BBS Sportsounds latest Soup taker, Ralph Malph to discuss the recent Celtics goings on as well as various other goings on.


They discuss pooor Ralph and the worst Dinner Table invite ever!They discuss the recent performances and results.They debate what's the answer to stop us getting gubbed away or lose in the last minute at home?They ponder just how many players does Brendan expect in January and of what standard?They discuss VAR and Refereeing and recent headlines.They wonder just how much would you pay for...

Desi is joined by Hector and Monty to discuss the Atletico Madrid game and various other factors.
They consider the wonder that is Liam Scales turn of form.They talk about Matt O'Riley and Kyogo's combinations!They talk of Marvellous Mr Maeda..made of stone and can run all day and night!They talk of the rise in levels across the side and the changes made by the Manager.They discuss that tactical change to 3-5-2 and wonder would Ange have did the same?They discuss the joys of Greizmann and Simeone...very different but so enjoyable to...

Monty and Desi get together to discuss a wonderfully entertaining September.
From various wins, a Euro defeat, new deals and star performances and then a wonderful Get Out of Jail Performance against Motherwell.

Then we come to Aberdeen and Ibrox and the AfterMath which saw Derek Trotter depart the scene and head back South with his tail between his legs, BealeBall ends up BealBollocks.

They also look at the up coming Lazio came and ponder the rest of the Season as Rangers ponder just where the Hell do they go from here...hopefull from bad...

Hector, Monty and Desi get together to salute The Alamo Celtic Team who stood tall against all the odds and fears and came away from Ibrox with a sterling reputation and 3 wonderful points.


They look atthe Tactics...or lack off from wee Del Boy.
They look at the performances and the sheer wonder of Scales, Maeda, Kyogo and others on Sunday.
They look at what impact this could have across the season and across the water.
They look at the fine wee changes made that made all the difference.
They look at how...

The Celtic Grandad CSC all get together to discuss the Champions League draw which sees Celtic in Group E with trips to Rotterdam Rome and Madrid to look forward too,

They discuss the draw, the likely outcomes and the dangers and opportunities.

They look back on a summer and wonder have the Board been lazy or actually done a job worthy of the Club?

They consider the new signings and the new Manager...is it even the same old Brendan, yet?

They look ahead to Sundays trip to Ibrox and wonder will...

Etims get together to discuss:



The surreall Pre-Season which has seen Brendan return as if he was never away. Is he Sir Keir Starmer or Bobby Ewing?
The recent Japanese Tour and the players reactions to the new/old boss.
New Board room changes and backroom personnel returners.
They finally get round to discussing this mad Transfer window given the Saudi impact and they wonder just who will start against Rangers come September.


They close with a look at our own Little Mr Wonderful...
High praise is given to...

Guess Who's back...back again!

Etims get together to respond to the news that Brendan Rodgers is once again our Club Manager.

They discuss what led to Rodgers getting the gig and is it Forgive and Forget or Fool Me once...

They weigh up what Fan camp would they place themselve in?

Realistic PragmatistOpen hearted OptimistSour faced PessimistMon the hopes Masochist

They discuss the impact to fans, Players and Management,

They consider what could happen over the summer and they wonder just who will start for Celtic in...

Etims get together to wonder "Will we ever Learn?"
The white pants have been charmed off us all once again and in the morning after, we are left alone wondering how naive we could be...AGAIN!


The guys look at what happened with Ange exiting for Spurs and consider the machinations and ramifications for all us us at Celtic including The Board, Staff, Players and Fans.

They look ahead and discuss the set backs and opportunities that a need for a new Manager now gives to the Club and they consider they qualities the...

THE END OF SEASON PODCAST : CLAP YOUR HANDS!


Hector and Monty join Desi to look back( and forward) on a great Season and they consider:​
​
Your Personal Player or Tim of the Year?​Your favourite Goal​?Personal Highlight of the Season or Nice Surprise of the season?​Funniest Moment of the season ​Hunniest Moment ​of the seasonAdvice Time..."Im no telling Ange his job but.."​Hopes, Dreams, Fears, Expectations for the summer and season ahead?​And a 2022-23 Season Quiz

Hector, Monty and Desi get together along with a very special guest on the eve of the Scottish Cup Semi Final.
They are joined by The Pride of Cork ( copyright Mr T Hickey) Mr Tadhg Hickey, the man behind those brilliant and cutting videos and the only person we ever enjoy seeing in a Rangers strip.

They get together to discuss the Semi Final, how easy it was for glory hunters to get tickets.

They contemplate what the line up in the big game could be and what should Celtic look out for and more...

Hector, Monty and Desi get together to celebrate with agreement on Good Friday and look back at recent celtic games and related matters ( Brendan - huch spit!) and the big game against Rangers tomorrow which could effectively clinch the league for all intent and purpose.

The guys look back at the games both sides of the Intrernational break and they consider the different dynamics many of the players in simialr positions bring to the Celtic performances.

They look at Brendan Rodgers getting the bump at leicester and how Ange helped ease much of that lingering pain...

Hector, Monty and Ralph join Desi to discuss the last few weeks and that glorious League Cup Final victory at Hampden.



They look at results since the last pod, the victories and so many different goalscorers.They look at the week leading up to the Final..the attitudes, the comments, the mind-games.They look at the game itself and highlight the football intelligence and compare Anges ideas to "BealeBall".They discuss the great team ethic across the players, management and staff and how well Ange has done building such a great environmentThey compare the impact of...

Hector, Monty and Desi get together for a belated Happy New Year to everyone, the Club and to the current Transfer Window

We discuss the Celtic comings and goings. They welcome soon to be new striker Oh Hyeon-Gyu and they consider what the team could possibly look like as new players bed in and some present stars look to their futures, possibly away from the Hoops.

The guys look at the clubs current League and Cup standing and results since our last meet and look ahead to games and the League Cup Final. They discuss players...

Lets start with a Xmas Cracker joke:

Knock Knock
Who's there
The Sydney Cup..
Exactly!

The team get together to chat on recent events.

They discuss Peter Lawwell returning as Chairman after a year and a half away!
Chat on Michael BealeBalls return, the man who 4 days before joining said - "Integrity is a real big thing for me and loyalty. You don't give it to receive it back, but if those are the things you live by then at times when you are put...

Etims get together to look back on the last 7, yes, 7 games since the last podcast, Those game include the introduction of VAR and some memorable away wins as well as some European games with at least a goal or two to celebrate if no victories!

Hector tells us just what its like to hang out with his new Celtic Board chums in the lovely San Miguel Market and Hector and Desi recall their adventures in following Celtic to the Bernabeu.

Closer to home we look at recent last minute winners against Dundee United and the hopelessness...

Desi, Hector and Monto get together to discuss September into October and what might have been for Celtic.

They discuss the European games.

They discuss the domestic fixtures.

They discuss the injuries to key personnel and the impact to the team.

They discuss the Squad and Ange's use of it and of substitutes.

They discuss the goals, the lack of goals and the own goal of the season so far.

They look ahead to the games to come, a hard week in League and League Cup and some...

ETims get together to discuss the 4-0 gubbing of the Huns and the highly anticipated meeting with Real Madrid on Tuesday in the Champions League at Celtic Park.

They discuss the players, tactics and performances from Saturdays brilliant win and consider what could happen against the current holders of the Best side in the World Title.

One things for sure, theres gonna be goals one way or another.

The Team get together to talk about the Champions League draw. It is really exciting, its really enticing, its really really really bloody magic!

The 42 year wait is over and we get to face Madrid, as well as Red Bull Leipzig and Shahktar DOnetz, quite the draw for our Group F. Just what does that F stand for..Fenomenal?

They look back at the previous encounters, including memories of Del Bosque and Laurie Cunningham and all the home wins against our future opponents in previous encounters.

They discuss the opportunities ahead and the challenges...

The guys get together to discuss the last few weeks.
They discuss they and Celtics good fortune both on and off the pitch.
They discuss all the stunning goals and fitbaw from all the team.
They chat about Jota and his amazing contribution so far.
They discuss the Celtic B side and how much is it for a pint to drink whilst watching them!
They look forward to the end of the window and contemplate any personnel changes.
They look at this weekends game versus dour old Hearts.
They think about next Thursdays...

Hello Hello
Its that time again, already!

Desi, Hector, Monty and Ralph welcome back the glorious Glasgow Celtic with the first Podcast of Season 22-23.

The guys get together to discuss all things green and white from seasons end to now and beyond.

They discuss everything from the new strip to the new signings and new decor and facilities at Celtic pArk.

They decide Friendlies are pish and welcome our good friend ETIM from Nigeria out there in the North sea.

They wonder who could join recent departures and...

Hector Champion Bandido joins Monty Champion Burns along with Desi Champion Mond to salute Ange Postecoglou and Celtics amazing SPFL Championship Title Win.

Champions again!
Champions again!!
Champions again!!!
Ole Ole !!!!

Did we mention we are Champions?

The guys discuss how it was never in doubt(!) and salute what is a truly brilliant achievement

They discuss their Highlights and their Favourite goals.

They talk about performances from all the players, the manager and even Dom Mackay.

They remember their Favourite Ange moment and quotes and...

Desi gets together with renowned Scottish Author, Musician, DJ and all round good Celtic Man, George Paterson to talk about his great novel, The Girl, The Crow, The Writer and The Fighter.

They discuss Georges life growing up in Pollok and his adventures and experiences elsewhere. They cover his writing and his Music career and they chat about his love for Glasgow Celtic.

Listen to George talk about how his wonderful novel came to be created and hear about all the influences and many interesting aspects which helped in its creation along the way.

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Ralph and Desi got together with the Outer Hebrides Tourist Guide that is Hector Bandido to discuss todays massive 2-0 victory at Ross County and the Semi final defeat last week at Hampden.

They look back at quite the week and the games and their significance.

They consider next weeks game which could effectively see the Title won ( with such a Goal Difference in hand) and the benefits of finishing the season early for our Squad.

They consider player of the year nominations and they look forward to potential deals being tied up for...

The guys get together pre match to discuss their predictions and then gather again to celebrate after a brilliant performance to go 6 points clear at the top the the League!

Ralph, Monty and Hector join Desi to discuss the latest Celtic topics and try and be Positive in our lookout...well that lasts about 15 minutes all told.
They look back on the recent Scottish Cup tie win at tannadice.
They discuss the goals, the formation and also discuss the publicised lowlight from recent Celtic songbook that has been grabbing the headlines.

They commemorate the passing of Frank Connor and look forward to the return of Kyogo and Tunbull escpecially with 3 big games to come against that mob, at 3 different venues no less.
Just who should...

The guys get together to talk about the ups, downs and rickety in-betweens since that game against the Huns.
They discuss the win at Pittodrie and also away to Motherwell. They look at the home win to Raith Rovers and then look at the defeat in Europa Conference to FK Bodø/Glimt

They look at what went wrong, theyt ask about tactics and formation and did we all take too much for granted. They wonder what can be done to rectify the mistakes and will the leasons be learned from last nights gubbing?

They look a...

The guys get together to discuss the amazing events, day by day since the last podcast only a week or so ago...they look at:

Last Saturday...
That Ross County Goal...vs Bitton sent off then That Dundee United ending!... 10 men won the league type shudders!

Cue the nerves starting!

After a rest on Sunday, its Manic Monday where they look at the Transfer Window - Aaron Ramsey shock signing....how to win the headlines by DUP PR!


Moving onto TUESDAY...

Who thought we would care about a...

Hector, Ralph, Monty and Desi get together to pay tribute to the wonderful Wim Jansen and his achievements and legacy at Celtic.
They look back at that famous Season and what it meant then and beyond for all of us.
They also look back at Hibs, Alloa and Hearts and look forward to Dundee United and the Huns games.
Lots to listen too but hopefully lots to enjoy.

Hector, Monti and Desi get together to welcome the new year and welcome our new signings and the shock new sensation of doing business early in the window...or even before the window!

They discuss the opportunities ahead, they discuss the potential problems and they discuss the changes being seen at Celtic under Ange's reign, including shock early signings and smack down of the Press and rumour factory.

They look at the Squad and the level of quality on the pitch and on the bench and what that could mean. They consider potential exits before February...

Desi, Ralph and Hector get together to celebrate the brilliant feeling of winning again!

We salute Ange, Calmac, Dom Mackay and aof course the wonder that is Kyogo.

We look back at the Ralston header at Ross Cunty and the Cup Final as well as looking forward to the next mad 2 weeks of football, Covid permitting!, and the January window signing.

There's also a wee 10 minute Xmas cracker at the end with famous Celts and Celtic fans to help bring some Xmas cheer and say thanks to everyone for listening through the last year...

Hector. Monty and Desi get together while Ralph assisting Plod to talk about Celtics recent games, Berties send off and up and coming games with Hearts and Dundee United

They discuss the Cup Semi Final win, the Leverkusen defeat and the Aberdeen victory and all the talking points in between those games and beyond. They highlight the recent Foodbank collection debacle and Mr Higgins protests and problems mounting for the Celtic Board.

They talk Squad rotation and folk coming back to fitness and look forward to the Cup final and the busy schedule demands right up...

Etims get together to praise and give thanks for the wonderful Bertie Auld who passed away this week.

He may have been only 5ft 6 but a True Giant - Celtic and Glasgow Personified...
If Stein was The Brain, Jinky the Skill, Billy the Class, Bertie was the Wit, the Tongue, The Personality.

A man who put us in Gallus. He put the 'US' in Gallus!
He made us all feel a little taller, a little more noticable, a little more respectable and so very proud.

His passing reminds us to worship our...

Hector, Desi and Monty G Burns get together to discuss the big news that Stevie G has departed rangers and headed south to Aston Villa.

They discuss the news breaking and quickly concluding, They discuss the fans denial and anger. They discuss the similarities when Rodgers left ( some of us still cant forgive) and they look at who could be a contender for the job and is it a poisoned chalice right now?

Celtic wise they look at the Performances and Squad quality and contemplate what has happened since Livingston shocker and what lies ahead.
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A special Podcast for listeners as Etims go on a rant for half an hour about The Boards attitude to annoying the fans by their insane actions and negligence.
Etims ask if the Board members such as Wilson with his Liquidation denial are just idiots or do they with actions like contemplating bring Bernard Higgins on board just love to annoy us when we seem to be on a good run of results.
Etims ask would Celtic fans welcome a takeover instead of current incumbents and just how do Fans get heard when the numbers are weighed in...

The guys get together to talk about Angeball and the glorious Celtic fitbaw month of October.

They discuss the great football, players and management and pose a few questions like "Why doesnt anyone ask about Kennedy and Strachan anymore?" and why does Hector love Bitton more than Desi loves Carter Vickers?
As well as a look back, they also look forward to games coming up. with a few other interesting items discussed in the 90 minutes.
Look out for a special rant podcast about the Board and their reckless disregard also coming after this one!

Desi, Hector, Ralph and Monty get together to discuss all things Celtic.
They look back at recent home, away, domestic and European disappointments.
They also try and look forward to what awaits us and Ange.

The big discussion is Pragmatism vs Idealism..can Ange tweak and yet stay true to himself?

The guys look at the Squad and its limitations as wonder about changes now and in future.
They compare Ange to other Managers and even utter the words "Barnesacoglu!"

They look forward( well some do) to Aberdeen and Motherwell and...

Ralph, Desi and Monty aka Mark Kermode are joined by Hector eventually to discuss all things Celtic and beyond.

They look at the 4:3 defeat in Seville from Real Betis. The lows and the Highs.
They consider the positives and negatives and talk about the cost of ideology vs the cost of pragmatism ( deep eh!)

They discuss the recent Board departure for Dom McKay and all the rumours that appeared due to his departure.

They look towards Livingston away on Sunday and wonder how that abysmal pitch will impact Ange Ball and our players.<...

Hector and Desi get together to talk about quite an exciting end to August and maybe even more excitement lying beyond.
They talk about Europa League and game at Alkmaar and the draw.
The discuss Ange going to Ibrox, what went wrong and things look moving forward.
They discuss Anges recent interview and talk about how 2 different sets of fans could have such contrasting displays at the weekend and the political fallout over Ibrox way.
They review and forecast the latest Transfer window and consider purchases and areas needing strengthened.
There's even some classic reminiscing...

The team get together to talk about the transformation in Celtic over the last few weeks.
They discuss the changes in play, performance and personnel. ( and lack of in places).

They talk about the Return to Paradise and as Tom Jones once sang on the Govan Emerald bus "Oh its good to park your arse in the green green seats of Home".

They talk about just how wonderful the footballs been and the wonder that is Kyogo and the impact and improvement on players in the Hoops. Who knew we didnt need a mad hard...

Monty, Ralh and Desi join together to take in the 2nd half of Celtic latest Euro challenge.
4 goals for and 2 daft goals against see the Celts in control with quite a few talking points including performances, purchases and charges for next weeks return leg,

The Etims Carmudgeons get together to discuss the recent European exit and the utter shambles that Ange has had to face.

We look at how many years we have suffered so called shock exits. Are we just mugs for accepting this approach from the Board or does Monty have an argument that they are in fact doing their job.

We discuss just what Fans can do, if anything, and we discuss where we think problems exist ( answer everywhere!) and what is needed and who is needed to fix them

We finish with a look...

Hector, Monty and Desi get together to talk shop.
We hoped it was gonna be a positive podcast, it didnt quite work out that way!
We talk about The Euros and Hectors prediction and Englands fall,
We pay tribute to Charlie Gallagher RIP.
We reflect on pre season and Ange's impact and Doms lack of impact.
We touch on Leigh Griffiths new contract and alleged contact.
We discuss Ajeti reborn while Ajer is in a stalemate situation and keep coming back to the lack of signings with the CL looming next week.

The guys get togther to talk about Wee Bertie, The Euros, Ange arriving at Lennoxtown, 3 weeks to our first real game and not a dish washed, Leigh Griffiths, Neil Lennon, The Season Ticket Renewal deadline and the Fans lovefest conference this Friday.

The Etims team get together to discuss the recent events at Celtic Park and the world beyond.
They ask - HOWE can it come to this?
They wonder who is in in charge and who is failing in their job.
The discuss the new front runner and some differing opinions get uttered.
They wonder just what influence is The City Group having over Glasgow Celtic, if any mind you?
What's in store?
God only knows!

Hector, Monty, Ralph and Desi get together to say a great big THANK F*** that this season is finally over.
They look back on Broonys wonderful Celtic career and also look forward to the imminent arrival of Eddie Howe, possibly within the next week if sources info comes good.

The Oh My God we could have killed Kenny show!

Desi, Monty, Hector, Ralph and Emilio the dog get together to quickly review todays 1-1 draw with Rangers at Celtic Park.

They look at the tactics, the line-ups and the performances and analyse the beauty and ugliness of both the goals and review the wasted chances.

They discuss Willie Collums contribution and look ahead to what opportunities await from today's showing fro the players and management.

Hector, Monty and Desi get together to talk post match after Celtic 0-0 draw at Tannadice that confirms the league and 10 in a row has gone.

The guys discuss the game, the return of James Forrest and the million attempts at goal that saw no breakthrough today.

The discussion moves onto the Anger, Acceptance and Denial of losing the League and the 10 and then we look forward and discuss all the issues that the new CEO has to address when he takes over from Lawwell.

Its not a pretty picture thats for sure.
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26mins break


Hector, Monty and Desi get together to talk post match after Celtic 1-0 victory over Aberdeen at Celtic Park.

They discuss Kennedys line up and tactics looking at a few tweaks and new faces on the bench and review the overall performance.

The talk over the key points in the game and room for improvements.

They discuss personnel and expectations of the Celtic support.

They discuss the Post match rants of Strachan and Stubbs and how relevant they are to the decisions awaiting the Celtic Board.
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NFL Punt

Etim regulars, Hector, Ralph, MOnty and Desi are joined by Andy "Boards AOK!" Broadsword to talk about Neil Francis Lennon leaving the club.

The guys discuss how many Knock Knock jokes you can get out the current events at Parkhead and look back at the disaster that was this season.

Monty discusses Holiday plans now that Neil is available again and Hector gets the chance to praise Ryan Christie in a 4-4-2 for a change ( No he didnt - Ed!)

Ralph and Andy join midway to discuss the low...

Etims were fortunate enough to be invited to fill an hour slot on the brilliant 24 hours of Celtic Fan Podcasting Event for the Quadruple Treble Fundraiser organised by ACSOM over the recent Cup Final weekend.

Paul John Dykes and everyone at ACSOM did a great job presenting, organising and recording so many Celtic fans pods over the weekend and brilliantly raised over £26k.

It was truly sensational work to help so many worthy causes at such an important time of the year.

This is the audio from our video chat for anyone who may h...

Hector and Desi join Monty from the now Northern Ireland of non EU and EU to discuss the game yesterday .

We discuss the Game. The Tactics, the team, the subs ( oh the subs) and of course The Bitton incident and that heartfelt expectation resulting from risky desperation .

We discuss Celtic managing to beat Celtic as per all this season and a most of all we wonder just whats next. Listen to Montys optimism compared to the realism from the other 2 on air.

Ultimately we ask What is the point of Andy Walker and and...

Hector aka Gary McBarlow, Monty and Desi get together after the defeat to AC Milan to discuss the Game, the performance, the lack of defending, the present, past and future of Celtic in Europe.

They then turn to domestic football and that Ross County disaster and the aftermath at Celtic Park. Arent fans entitled to be angry Mr Lawwell?

The show concludes with a look ahead to who will be in charge over the next few weeks and a few heated discussion points are raised when Desi doubts the generosity of Dermot Desmond and questions just...

Post Sparta beating Celtic 4-1 AGAIN, Hector, Monty and Desi get together to discuss what exactly are we seeing on the pitch, what arent we seeing on the pitch and guess at just what is or isnt happening behind the scenes.

Birthday bhoy Monty gives his view on The 10 and the impact on the fractured world that is Celtic and the guys discuss the various options currently open to Lenny, Lawell and Dermot.

Who will be Manager come the Scotttish Cup Final..will any of the current staff still be around for Xmas or the January...

October_And_Onand On..The Etims Podcast

As Bono sang..

October
And the trees are stripped bare
Of all they wear
What do I care?
October
And kingdoms rise
And kingdoms fall
But you go on and on...

Hector, Desi, Monty and Ralph Malph aka George Roper get together to discuss the month of October and into November.
What was that exactly?
Will we ever know?
What can we do to fix whats wrong and what if anything is right at present?
What...

Hector, Monty and Desi get together to watch the second half of the Sarajevo v Celtic Europa league qualifier and its all recorded ( not the best audio but listenable).
Who knew Celtic TV had so many different timed streams?

The guys watch the game unfold and discuss all the activity or lack of it where relative before finally getting to cheer ( in instalments) as Eddie scores and the side progress into the Group Stages.

We look back on the last month, since the last Podcast and the results that have followed and look forward to...

Hector, Monty, Desi and eventually Ralph get together to discuss 'August and Everything After Bolingoli" ( one for Counting Crows fans there).
The guys go round the houses discussing all the issues over the last few weeks.
They analyse that terrible European exit whilst also looking ahead wondering whats in store for this Celtic squad and for the fans....is Covid the actual danger to 10 in a row rather than our own mistakes?
The pod comes round to wondering just how bad is it really and asks does Hope triumph over Fear with the new arrivals in Turnbull...