Satan is my Superhero

The Four Horsemen have arrived — and one of them might be riding a green My Little Pony named Minty. Join us as we plunge headfirst into the book of revelation 6, where John of Patmos takes a break from persecution to write the wildest fanfiction in biblical history.

Expect plague balls, Elon Musk jokes, martyrs begging God for blood vengeance, and the rich elites hiding in caves — some things never change.

This episode features:

Horsemen hot takes: conquest, war, famine, death (and plague balls)Why John’s “visions” read more like bad acid tripsHow f...

Duration: 00:21:21

This week we drag the Jezebel stereotype and crazy christian conspiracies through the fiery pits of satire! From Rihanna to Katy Perry, pop divas apparently summon demons with every sequined costume, and the Super Bowl halftime show is “ground zero” for sexist Satanic panic. We fact-check the hysteria, expose the blatant misogyny behind “Satanic” accusations, and celebrate the real power of women in music. This episode blends satire, fact-checks, and pop culture chaos into one glorious 20-minute ride. 

   “If Beyoncé is summoning demons, at least they’ve got rhythm." 

 If you loved today’s Super Bowl meltdown, check...

Duration: 00:20:20

Why are Beyoncé and Jay Z accused of everything from 33rd degree Freemasonry to spirit possession by “Sasha Fierce”? Join us as we hilariously dissect the christian right’s most outlandish conspiracy theories, from backmasking to secret satanic messages in hip hop. Featuring comedy sketches, sharp satire, and plenty of shade, this episode is a knockout for anyone tired of celebrity scapegoating. 

 Timestamps: 

 00:00 – Intro & Destiny’s Child Origins 

 03:42 – Jay Z’s Satanic Panic & MC Hammer Disses 

 09:41 – The “Beyoncébub” App Satire 2

 14:12 – Christian Leaders & Viral Lies 

 26:16 – Outro & Patreon Support Info 

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Duration: 00:26:58

Hi, it’s Teeteaze. Judas and Lexi have disappeared under mysterious circumstances, so I’m taking over this week’s podcast to bring you my personally curated, totally unauthorised “Best of Patreon 2025.”  You're welcome.

Inside this episode:

Angela Merkel performs satanic rituals at the Pergamon Altar, apparentlyRight-wing cookbook Attila Hildmann does life coaching for sociopathsEvangelical sex-pest-adjacent ex-chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt (aka Klingonshit) tells us how Navy Jesus hates the gaysA deep dive into the Genshin Impact Archons and their demon namesakes from demonology grimoires like The Lesser Key of SolomonGuest appearances by Satan, a possessed Life Coach and an alar...

Duration: 00:20:27

What do Satan, a horny goat god, and lettuce soaked in semen have in common?
They were all part of the ancient blueprint for the devil we know today. In this minisode, we finish our whirlwind tour of the Ancient Near East and Mediterranean gods who got retrofitted into Christianity’s ultimate villain.

From Hades and Pan to Set and Apep, we explore how early Christians demonized other people's gods, turning fertility symbols into hellish nightmares and chaotic uncles into eternal enemies. Along the way, you'll meet tricksters, chaos monsters and mythological disasters that wo...

Duration: 00:12:00

Who invented Satan? If you said "the Bible," think again nerds!
In this Origin Story Vol. 1 minisode, we go ancient, like really ancient and introduce you to Zoroaster, a Persian prophet who may have accidentally drawn up Satan’s first résumé.

Before YHWH got possessive and the Christians started branding anyone with hobbies as a witch, Zoroaster was preaching about ONE god ‘Ahura Mazda’ and his cosmic nemesis, ‘Angra Mainyu’. This dualistic theology gave us some suspiciously familiar tropes:
🔥 a lake of fire
🐍 a fallen being who tempts h...

Duration: 00:11:33

In this Origins minisode of Satan Is My Superhero, we plunge Ba’als deep (yeah, we went there) into the ancient world of horned gods, storm gods, and seven headed sea monsters that helped shape the modern image of Satan. Meet Ba’al Hadid the OG bringer of storms, plus other Ba’als who were demonized by the Bible’s propaganda machine. We’ll expose how gods like Attar (aka Venus, the Morning Star) and Lotan (the Leviathan’s cousin) got turned from...

Duration: 00:11:15

What are the Seven Seals in the Book of Revelation, and why does every end times movie obsess over them? 
In this episode, we tear into Revelation Chapter 5—where YHWH clutches an unreadable book, a slain lamb shows up with seven horns and seven eyes, and a countless horde of angels simps hard for the apocalypse. Also featuring: thoughts and prayers (now available in jar form), David Koresh laying down the rules, and Jesus—just a lonely guy looking for love.

Expect savage biblical satire, original comedy sketches, and even some punk rock as we qu...

Duration: 00:20:20

To celebrate the 2nd anniversary of his passing, I pulled this one from the Patreon feed for you.

In this episode we follow up our biography episode on the life of the despicable little troll Pat Robertson, by giving him the right of reply and concentrate entirely on his own words.

Featuring celebrity cameo gust star appearances from Halloween, witches, Druids, Christmas, New York Magazine, Taylor Swift, Women Grand Chess Masters, Susan Polger, Hungary, New Age, Jacob, Moses, New World Order, America, LGBTQ+, Christian Coalition, Iowa, Equal Rights Amendment, Feminism, Democratic Congress, Islam, Hinduism, Ruth...

Duration: 00:25:46

In this episode we broaden our search for Satan in Science Fiction. In the previous episodes in this series, we looked for him in the Christ Myth. Tales of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural powers. Now it’s time to find the devil in his own science fiction stories.

 

There are special guest stars making cameos like James Cameron, John Connor, Kyle Reese, Holy Ghost, Skynet, Marlon Brando, Jor El, Superman, Jonathon Kent, Martha Kent, Henry Cavill, Hollywood, Lex Luthor, Arthur C Clarke, Childhoods End, Doc...

Duration: 00:13:48

In this episode, we once again return to the Christ myth, in our search for the devil in Science Fiction with The Matrix. The Christ Myth is usually the story of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural powers coming to rescue us all from evil. I would argue, Matrix is the most blatant and obvious of our Christ myth stories. 

 

Special guest stars include Keanu Reeves, Thomas Anderson, Neo, Kung Fu, Trinity, John the Baptist, Morpheus, Jesus, River Jordan, red pill, Roman, Ovid, Metamorphoses, Cypher, Rolling St...

Duration: 00:11:46

In this episode we try our damnedest to avoid the golden path. But no matter how much emo teenage pouting we do it still all ends up in genocide and our kid turning into an immortal homicidal worm. That’s right, it’s Frank Herbert’s seminal epic Dune. We will once again look for Satan in Science Fiction through the lens of the Christ Myth. The idea of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural powers coming to rescue us all from evil.

 

Special guest star appeara...

Duration: 00:13:24

In celebration of May the Fourth, over the next four weeks, we’re pulling apart one of our first season episodes, putting it back together with dozens of new jokes and unashamedly admitting, we don’t think it was all that good, first time round. And in this Sci Fi Satan miniseries of minisodes we're looking at where the Christian Bible has influenced Science Fiction.

In this episode we’ll look at some of the comparisons that can be made between the most commercially successful Science Fiction epic ever and Star Wars.

There will be specia...

Duration: 00:11:24

In this sinful episode of Satan Is My Superhero, Judas (and Lexi) dig into the diamond-studded sermons of Creflo Dollar—pastor of World Changers Church and poster boy of the prosperity gospel. We investigate how wealthy Creflo Dollar really is, why he needed a $65 million jet, and what’s up with all the cars, mansions, and ministries. Did you hear about the Creflo Dollar plane crash hoax? We did too—and we’re calling BS. It’s a darkly comedic breakdown of Creflo Dollar’s net worth, his brand of holy hustle, and what happens when faith becomes a financial em...

Duration: 00:22:40

He wasn’t Keanu Reeves, and he definitely wasn’t a Christian hero. In this episode, we rip the golden halo off Constantine the Great and dig into the actual history behind the man who allegedly saw a cross in the sky and converted an empire. Spoiler: he was more into Apollo than Jesus.

Was Constantine a devout believer or just a savvy warlord with excellent PR? We’re dragging in all the big names—Diocletian, Eusebius, Helena, Galerius, Julius Caesar, Sol Invictus—and tossing their reputations on the pyre of historical comedy.

Featuring entrails, imperial p...

Duration: 00:17:49

Have you ever wondered what happens when ancient religious texts and hallucinogenic experiences collide? Our latest deep dive into the Book of Revelation might just convince you that John of Patmos was experiencing something far more chemical than divine.

Taking you straight through heaven's door in Chapter 4, we explore John's fantastical descriptions of beings that shine like precious stones, a floor made of glass "like unto crystal," and creatures covered in eyes with faces of lions, calves, men, and eagles. We compare these vivid visions to documented medical cases of hallucinations, including a fascinating 2022 paper describing patients...

Duration: 00:22:58

In this episode we avoid the most violent depraved and abusive things pastors make the headlines for every day, because this is a comedy show. Instead we will concentrate on their light hearted misogyny.

Special guest star appearances include Pastor R.C. Sproul Jr, The Impact Team, Ashley Madison, Tennessee pastor, Greg Locke, Witches, National Secular Society, Office of the Scottish Charity Regulator, Pastor Donald Clough, Moray Coast Baptist Church, Megan Manson, MINNESOTA, Journey Church, Kenosha, Wisconsin, Guest Experience Pastor, Gabriel Mills, Douglas Wilson, Christian Nationalist, Sean Moon, Rod of Iron Ministries, Sun Myung Moon, Moonies, Hak...

Duration: 00:16:37

In this episode we celebrate International Women’s Day and grapple with the huge throbbing phallus of Christian fragility. Engorged and swollen with an urgent pressure it must release. But first we should ask ourselves the question, did Jesus hate women? Coz his followers sure do!

This episode features special guest appearances from DEI, disciples, Progressives, apologists, feminists, YHWH, Genesis, Tertullian, Christian bloggers, INCELs, Bishop of Milan Ambrose, Paradise, Eve, Adam, Serpent, Wendy's, John Chrysostom, St. Augustine, Thomas Aquinas, Girdle of chastity, Northern Italy, Franciscan Friar Cherubino of Siena, Douglas Wilson, The Feminist Mistake: The Radical Impact of...

Duration: 00:21:47

In this episode we stroll down the corridors of power in high heels, paint the White House pink and take up residence in the OVARY Office. We’ tell the story of women attempting to enter the White House via the Electoral College and the trouble that brings.

We’ve got special guest star appearances from the likes of Harpers Weekly, Thomas Nast, Victoria Woodhull, Marx and Engel’s, Demosthenes, Fredrick Douglass, President Grant, The Equal Rights Party, Anthony Comstock, United States Postal Inspector, Union Army, Civil War, Confederates, The Comstock Act of 1873, Mifepristone, US Mail, Donald Trump, Projec...

Duration: 00:19:56

In this episode, we ask the question, why won't Jesus allow his chosen people, Americans to be ruled over by a woman? And did the Bible predict her downfall?

We’ll be joined on this quest for knowledge by some very special guest stars like Texas pastor, Tom Buck, Joe Biden, Southern Baptist Convention executive Steve Swofford, Donald Trump, MAGA, Lance Wallnau, The Kremlin, Mario Murillo, The Holy Ghost, Robert Henderson, Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Ratatouille, Texas pastor Joel Webbon, Right Response Ministries podcast, Oklahoma state Senator, Dusty Deevers, Douglas Wilson, Pastor Andrew Isker, Ne...

Duration: 00:22:16

In this special in between season’s episode I have pulled one from the Patreon. 

Here we dwell on all our missed steps in 2023. 

What missed step would be complete without special guest stars like, Michael Bolton, Mutt Lange, Brother’s Grimm, Russell Crowe, Disney, Eric Clapton, John Wayne, Paul McCartney, Uri Gellar, Pokémon, Joey Tempest, Europe, Nikki Sixx, Motley Crue, Duffer Brothers, The Stranger Things, Venus, Benny Hinn, Carlos Santana, Santa Claus, Artificial Intelligence, Alexa, Norwegian Black Metal, Lovecraft, Black Sabbath, The Book of Revelation, Dragons, Phoenician bath house, Nightrider, Shakespeare, first folio, Melania...

Duration: 00:18:07

In this special, in between seasons, compilation, we mash together our previous four episodes about the last book of the New Testament. The finest final chapter. The most metal maelstrom of mayhem and madness. The epilogue to end all epilogues. The volume of vengeful violence that is, the Book of Revelation!

 

Volume 1 contains the previously released episodes,

Book of Revelation 00 Prologue of the Epilogue

Book of Revelation 01 First Chapter of the Final Chapter

Book of Revelation 02 Where Satan Dwells

Book of Revelation 03 I Will Come In To H...

Duration: 01:13:18

In this episode we look back over the year that was 2024 and fondly remember all those characters we let on our show like, Slayer, Tipper Gore, Jesus, Paul Di’Anno, Iron Maiden, The Antichrist in Jerusalem, Antiochus, Kirk Hammett, Dave Mustaine, Greyhound buses, Donald Trump, Lord Byron, Taylor Swift, Zeena Schreck, Joe Rogan, Vocaloid, Wasp, Demi Lovato, Prosperity Gospel, Pat Robertson, Danzig, The Roman Empire, Constantine the Great, Helluva Boss, Hazbin Hotel, The Book of Revelation, Santa, Motörhead, Lemmy, Jeopardy, Maga, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, the White House, George Washington, Chester A. Arthur, Abraham Lincoln, F.D.R., Ron...

Duration: 00:20:06

In this episode, we wrap up the year with one final look at Satan in 2024's news. Or more accurately, we put shit on liars who invoke Satan to get attention from those, mentally, emotionally and intellectually less fortunate than the rest of us.

We talk about Roman Emperor Theodosius I, Olympic Games, pagan rituals, Ancient Greek, Zeus, Paris, drag queens,  Jan van Bijlert, Le Festin des Dieux, The Feast of the Gods, Leonardo da Vinci, Last Supper, Gay Turtles, Gay frogs, Alex Jones, Rob Schneider, Twitter, American Olympic team, C-Span, Conservative Christian Podcaster, Allie Beth Stuckey, C...

Duration: 00:20:25

In this episode we look at where Satan showed himself in the news cycle for the first half of 2024.

We have special guest star cameo appearances from Trump lawyer Alina Habba, Christian wannabe astrologer and numerologist Amanda Grace, multi-millionaire E. Jean. Carroll, Arizona lawmakers Republican Senators Jake Hoffman, J.D. Mesnard and Ken Bennet, Mississippi wannabe congressional candidate Michael Cassidy, Baphomet, Iowa State Capitol Building, Church of Latter Day Saints, Scientology, Tea Party, Barrack Obama, Kenya, Overton Window, John Cena, illuminati, Andrew Tate, Oscars, Academy Awards, Qanon fan girl Liz Crokin, Hollywood, Donald Trump, North American continent...

Duration: 00:20:32

In this episode we investigate the claim made by conservative Christians every year that Christmas is being threatened by forces they are weirdly shy about specifically naming. But of course the first and foremost piece of cognitive dissonance we must force our way through when examining the threat to Christmas is where it has ACTUALLY come from, historically. Christmas had been frowned upon and ignored in a lot of Protestant places throughout Europe for as long as the Protestant movement had existed. Their reasoning was pretty straight forward. Unbelievably straightforward and logical for Christians actually. The Christmas celebration is...

Duration: 00:22:08

In this episode we’re diverting from the usual Satan in the White House formula. We won’t be talking about all the people who have claimed Donald Trump is the antichrist. But rather we’re tackling the people who have claimed he is the chosen one.

There are cameo guest star appearances from Texas, Secretary of Energy, Rick Perry, Republican Party, Fox News, Africa, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Michele Bachman, Israel, Gaza, Assassins Creed, Palestine, Black Lives Matter, The Salt Lake Tribune, Pentecostals, Billy Graham Evangelistic Association, Vladimir Putin, Franklin Graham, Lance Wallnau, God's Chaos Candidate, POTUS Shield...

Duration: 00:16:30

In this episode we look for Satan in the oval office during the last decade of the 20th century and the first couple of the 21st. Think of them as the Jon Stewart presidents.

There are cameo guest star appearances from The International Prophecy Conference, Jerry Rolan Church, Bill Clinton, Roman Emperor Nero, Arkansas, witchcraft, George Walker Bush Jr, Hugo Chavez, United Nations, Barack Obama, Faithful World Baptist Church, Pastor Steven Andersen, Walgreens, DNA , The Genuine Hoots of Joy, Donald J Trump, Joe Biden, John Voight, Roger Stone, ReAwaken America Tour, Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, MAGA, Nikki...

Duration: 00:16:32

In this episode we search out evil in the highest office of the land of freedom from FDR to his polar opposite, Ronald Reagan.

Cameo guest stars include, Gerald Burton Winrod, The Antichrist and the Atomic Bomb, Concerned Christian, Kim Miller, big pharma, Harry S. Truman, George Bush, George E Lowe, Stalking the Antichrists, Gabriel J Cola, Unmasking the Beast, The Second Reign of JFK, Armageddon, Revelation, Qanon, Dealey Plaza, Dallas, Texas, Donald Trump, JD Vance, Hunter S Thompson, Richard Nixon, Oval Office, Billy Graham, Hollywood, Knute Rockne All American, The Gipper, Notre Dame, The Four Horsemen...

Duration: 00:15:08

In this episode we will be discussing Satan intersecting with US Presidents from George Washington to Chester A Arthur.

When it comes to religion, George Washington set the tone for many US presidents to come. 

 

This episode will also feature special guest cameo appearances from Oney Judge, Church of England, Deist, Asia, Africa, Europe, Freemasons, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, New Testament, Connecticut, John Page, James Madison, Bill of Rights, Catholics, Mormons, Satanists, Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Johnson, James Brown, James Garfield, Charles Julius Guiteau and John Wilkes Booth.

 

#666 #SketchComedy #Sketch #Com...

Duration: 00:13:18

In this episode we will uncover all the behind the scenes conniving and machinations that have made Taylor Swift the most feared woman in certain corners of America.

This star studded episode features a supporting cast of Travis Kelce, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Fox News, Jesse Watters, The Pentagon, Greg Kelly, Newsmax, Donald Trump, Democrats, DNC, RNC, Republican Party, Democratic Party, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Sean Hannity, John Stewart, Super Bowl, NFL, Kansas City Chiefs, Seth Myers, Michael Jackson, Vice, The Daily Stormer, Andre Anglin, Elon Musk, Europe, Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, Houston Law Review, Armenia, Afghanistan...

Duration: 00:22:08

In this episode we tempt the algorithm to bring all kinds of crazies to our door with the most click baity number there is, 666 mark of the best. 

This entire episode is absolutely not a way of correcting a typo on our order to our merch supplier.

Obviously it goes without saying 666 is relevant to anyone mentally unstable, and this show,

Because of its appearance in the Book of Revelation.

Now I’m not going to get into what all this means here and now. We have a series dedicated to a v...

Duration: 00:23:29

In this episode we strap on the mutton chops like biker Jesus pumped full of amphetamines and look straight up to the heavens with the voice of a demon for a warts ‘n all take on one of the most influential bands of the last fifty years.

If you’re not familiar with Motörhead, they are best known for the song, Ace of Spades and I have described them in the past as what it would sound like if Chuck Berry was hit by an out of control freight train driven by drunken pirates.

While...

Duration: 00:22:44

In this episode we once again, pick up the Book of Revelation at chapter three and continue calling out early Christian churches in Asia Minor for not being Christian enough. For not hating enough. For not paying enough. We have already done three episodes on this book which you can easily find in the feed. But for those of you who have not studied for this exam, here’s a quick recap. John of Patmos is sitting all alone in a cave like a totally normal person, writing a letter to seven churches in modern day Turkey. Back in ch...

Duration: 00:22:27

In this episode we’re diving deep down into the dark and seedy world of adult animation. Helluva Boss is an adult animated cartoon about 3 demons, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie who work at a company called I.M.P which stands for Immediate Murder Professionals. These demons live in one of the seven rings of Hell and murder people in the living world. Hazbin Hotel is another animated series, set in the same universe as Helluva Boss and came out at the same time. In it, fallen angel Lucifer's daughter, Charlie Morningstar attempts to rehabilitate the souls of sinners in...

Duration: 00:23:46

In this episode we will examine the story of a real life demon who betrayed his brothers in arms, deceived many in a craven lust for power and murdered his own wife and child. With a resume like that, it goes without saying Roman Emperor, Saint Constantine the Great is held up as an iconic Christian hero. 

Also making special guest star appearances we have Romans, CAESAR, Christians, Eusebius, Lactantius, Christianity, Roman Empire, France, Britain, Italy, Rome, Tetrarch, Maxentius, Tiber river, Milvian Bridge, Jesus Christ, Chi Rho, Greek, Christos, Twitter, X, staurogram, crucifix, Arch of Constantine, Tetrarchy, L...

Duration: 00:21:14

In this episode we flex our massive biceps and with the voice of a fallen angel in a roid filled rage scream for the blood of all the gods. We’re looking at Danzig’s debut album, titled Danzig. Look at least this time there isn’t also a song on it called Danzig, so that’s something new for one of these debut album episodes.

Special guest stars include VANILLA ICE, Misfits, Glenn Danzig, Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison, Nancy Sinatra, Samhain, Halloween, Initium, Samhain III: November Coming Fire, Unholy Passion, Plan 9 Records, Metallica, The $5.98 Garage Days Re-Revis...

Duration: 00:21:30

In this episode we are going to mine for comedy gold in the tragic stories of a dozen people screwed over by the 19th century bad boy poet Lord Byron.

This episode features cameo guest star appearances from Catherine Gordon, May Gray, Mary Chaworth, William Chaworth, vampire, familiar, heartbroken gloomy melodramatic teen, Lady Caroline Lamb, Victorians, Ireland, Lady Oxford, Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage, Lady Charlotte Bacon, Anne Isabella Milbank, 11th Baroness Wentworth, Jane Austin, Princess of Parallelograms, Annabella, Augusta Leigh, Elizabeth Medora, Ada Lovelace, Forrest Gump, William King-Noel, 1st Earl of Lovelace, Marquis Antonio Cavalli, Countess Clelia Ra...

Duration: 00:21:40

In this episode we dip our dainty little toes back in the murky waters of Prosperity Gospel with a look at one of the most despicable human beings to have ever lived.

Originally known as Olórin, he was the wisest Maiar of Valinor and chosen as one of the five Istari to assume human form in the Third Age of Middle Earth and counsel Men, Elves, and Dwarves in their struggle with Sauron. Oh wait a minute, that’s Gandalf. He’s a different ancient wizard.

Pat Robertson was a preacher, faith healer, confidence man a...

Duration: 00:24:21

In this episode we dress up like we’re in a Mad Max movie, strap on a comically ridiculous codpiece and dive head first into the world where shock rock meets glam rock in the form of the legendary metal band W.A.S.P.

In the same way Lemmy is Motorhead, Blackie Lawless is Wasp. So maybe more accurately we will be diving face first into Blackie’s comically ridiculous codpiece.

Blackie grew up in Florida and New York in the 60s and considered following his uncle into a career in professional baseball. 

But...

Duration: 00:24:33

In this episode we will investigate the mysterious world of Vocaloid. What is it? Why is it? And most importantly, does it upset Chri$tians? 

Vocaloid is a voice synthesizer program launched by the Yamaha Corporation in 2004. This software allows users to synthesize human singing by typing in the lyrics, much like text to speech.

Each voicebank was modelled after professional singers and each voice bank has a custom avatar.

Each voice has an animated character that goes along with that voice. For example there are Kagamine Len and Rin who are twins w...

Duration: 00:20:12

In this episode we peak into the white hot Christian outrage around Taylor Swift and hope we don’t go blind. What are they so mad? Taylor Swift is simply the biggest popstar on the planet. The biggest we’ve seen in a long time. As a woman of wealth, power and influence she terrifies misogynists and makes their tiny little claims to manhood shrivel up.

Also appearing in this episode - Travis Kelce, Joseph Jackson, Church of Satan, Anton LaVey, Zeena Schreck, Joe Rogan, Willow, Evermore, The Supernatural Life Ministry, Daniel Adam, Vlad Savchuk, YouTube, christofacist, Hank...

Duration: 00:21:49

In this episode we will look at one of English literature’s greatest names, the Romantic Poet, Lord Byron. 

It is claimed outside of the U.K. he is the second most read British author behind Shakespeare.

We first mentioned Byron in our second episode, Science Fiction Satan, where we quoted contemporary poet Robert Southey who dubbed Byron and his good friend Percy Shelley as ‘The Satanic School’. Southey claimed their work was, ‘characterised by a Satanic spirit of pride and audacious impiety.’

Add to Southey’s glowing endorsement, there is of course the more famo...

Duration: 00:23:19

In this episode we will seek and destroy the four horsemen, join the metal militia, hit the lights, jump in the fire and hope we don’t get whiplash from our phantom lord who has no remorse and motorbreath. That’s right! It’s Metallica’s debut album, Kill em All.

Find out how a in the late 70s and early 80s a teenaged Danish tennis pro, living in L.A. was going to heavy metal shows all over the world and getting himself backstage went from fan to rockstar.

We get special guest appearances from Lar...

Duration: 00:18:41

In this episode we’re going pre Jesus, we’re going to the second century BCE, we’re going to a Hellenistic king at his peak at the peak of the Hellenistic Period. We’re on a journey to find the O.G. template for THE ANTICHRIST!

You know, the one who comes at the end for the final battle with Jesus. 

We are going to take a comedic look at the atrocities carried out in Jerusalem by the Seleucid king, Antiochus IV Epiphanes. This one individual had his hand in inspiring the Book of Daniel, F...

Duration: 00:20:03

In this episode we will go back to a time before the songs of Anglo Saxons and Vikings, Alexander the Great and Darius III or Frank Herbert’s Dune. Ace pilots, tail gunners, commandos and submariners. 

We’re going back before all that to the middle of the punk explosion. Playing the toughest East London pubs, Iron Maiden had to work blue.  

The songs were about sex pests, sex workers, spending the night in jail and the Opera.

According to legend, Steve Harris formed Iron Maiden on Christmas Day 1975 and that is where our st...

Duration: 00:19:44

In this episode we dive back into the madness that is the Christian Bible and fart gag our way through the second chapter of the Book of Revelation. 

(Check out Book of Revelation episode one )

John of Patmos is having a psychological breakdown/writing a letter to seven churches in modern day Turkey, claiming this letter may be in John’s handwriting but the content comes directly from the mouth of the lord Jesus Christ himself.

John will explain to the church of Ephesus just how much the ultimate creator god of the enti...

Duration: 00:23:35

In this episode we travel south of heaven where Hell awaits to spend seasons in the abyss and reign in blood with our undisputed attitude that God hates us all in the Chri$t illusion. Without divine intervention we see a world painted blood in repentless diabolus musica and tell the story of Slayer’s debut album, Show No Mercy.

In 1981 Huntington Park California guitarists Kerry King and Jeff Hanneman met at an audition and realised they were into the same stuff. Living only just around the corner was like-minded bass player and singer Tom Araya. All th...

Duration: 00:16:00

In this extra special mini episode I hope to whet your appetite, pique your interest and get you all round excited about the upcoming roster of shows we have planned for your 2024. 

We've got a weirdly wholesome episode about the Slayer album, Show No Mercy. We will be delving back into The Book of Revelation. We'll shine the spotlight on the almighty Iron Maiden.

Up the irons! 

We investigate the O.G. antichrist, Antiochus IV Epiphanes.
We're doing Metallica, Lord Bryon, WASP, Constantine, Danzig and Pat Robertson.

And that's just th...

Duration: 00:03:57

In this episode we look back on favourite sketches of 2023, as chosen Tee Tease. You are about to have the most fun you've ever had. By the end of this episode you will realise you've only been imitating fun your whole life. If I were you, I would take off my pants. You’re about to shit yourself. 

There are sketches from Highway to Hell, the tale of ACDC’s first taste of global success. 

In Cross Road Blues, the story behind the Ralph Macchio vehicle of the same name and some Robert Johnson guy, we did...

Duration: 00:22:05

In this episode we will finish 2023 in exactly the same way we ended 2022. Huddled in a corner crying. It couldn’t possibly get any worse. Right?

We’ll check in with credulous former intelligence official David Grusch testifying to a congressional hearing into, Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena. #UAP

Grusch claims he was told things he would not talk about by people he could not name.

So the internet lit up with the headline, Aliens exist!

Also this year, the Barbie movie was released and a tiny little piece of Jesus died. We’ll hea...

Duration: 00:18:55

In this episode we wrap up the first half of 2023 with a look at the times an ancient Middle Eastern demon entered our 21st century news cycle. Through the lens of sketch comedy and the occasional song we laugh our way through the ‘current events’ of 2023 and try to figure out why the devil is still a thing.

Through the magic of audio illusions we will transport you to the annual Passion Conference in Atlanta Georgia. We’ll observe a celebration of the love of Jesus with thousands of evangelical university students. We’ll meet ex lesbian, drug abu...

Duration: 00:18:50

In this episode we dip back into the world of Asian video games. That’s right another episode suggested and researched by my kids. Luckily for us these games do tend to have a penchant for upsetting good honest narrow minded white chri$tians just trying to get through their day without experiencing anything new. If you’re old enough to remember Carly Rae Jepsen, you might just be wondering, what is a Genshin Impact? 

It’s only the fastest money making video game of all time. Released in 2020 by Chinese games company miHoYo, Genshin Impact is an acti...

Duration: 00:15:37

In this episode we will tell the story of a long haired hippy with a dream to do something spectacular. With the help of his talented friends and against the powers of the land he made that dream into a reality. Then thousands of years later 2 middle class British toffs turned that story into a multi hundred million dollar enterprise with a Hollywood film, a lavish stage show and the epitome of 70s culture the concept double album.

How did a 24 year old Tim Rice, an assistant producer in the record industry and 21 year old composer Andrew...

Duration: 00:21:25

In this episode we look at how an evil 1st century apocalyptic blood cult that secretly and not so secretly controls much of our lives with its over represented influence on media and politics is terrified of Disney. 

 

After the spooky month we’ve had it's time for a fun family friendly palate cleanser. 

 

If you look for lists of Disney witches you will find there is somewhere in the region of 140 of them. 

 

Disney had already created an impressive catalogue of witches by the time the company...

Duration: 00:18:43

In this episode we return to a former subject of this podcast, Cotton Mather and tear another chapter from his life story. We first met Cotton in the episode, A Pox to You, where Cotton was the voice of reason, the man of science who stood up to superstitious misgivings and disinformation. He was, not to put too finer point on it, the hero of that story. So how does our man of science and reasoning acquit himself at the Salem Witch Trials?

 

Spoiler alert. Not good.

 

This episode features special gu...

Duration: 00:21:19

In this true crime special episode we delve into the sickening tale of one of the U.K’s most successful serial killers, Matthew Hopkins the self-proclaimed Witchfinder General. Between 1644 and 1646 Hopkins may have murdered as many as three hundred people under the guise of doing the lord’s work. Hopkins is a fascinating individual and hundreds of historians have written thousands of pages about him. Just go online and there is a plethora of information about him and his life before, during and after his one and half year reign of terror. But he hasn’t had the Satan...

Duration: 00:23:10

 

In this episode we will finally get to the WITCHES of Shakespeare’s Macbeth!

Because of course, let us not forget it is our Spooky Month Special!

The witches are in fact the very first characters to appear onstage. Act 1, Scene 1, A Desert Place. The trio speak in a different rhythm to everyone else in the play. This allows their vocal performance to sell their otherworldliness. Described by Shakespeare as weyward sisters in the first folio, refer to my excellent description of what the first folio is, in the last episode. These ladies are...

Duration: 00:20:04

In this episode we dig around in the garage to find the plastic storage tub filled with Halloween decorations and cover the house in them for the next 31 day of our Spooky month special.

It’s witches bitches!

That's right for the next 5 Tuesdays in a row we will be delving into the wicked world of witchcraft.

We kick spooky month off as we mean to go on and dive right into the witches of Shakespeare’s Macbeth. Shakespeare never calls the 3 sisters in Macbeth, witches. The source material that inspired him to writ...

Duration: 00:15:16

In this episode we examine chapter one of the Book of Revelation! The antichrist, conspiracy theorists, heavy metal, zombie movies, evangelicals, all my favourite things have been influenced by this book. And it has a half-naked sexually liberated temptress riding a dragon! 

Did you know you are blessed just to read it or hear it read? Did you now this book is a cornerstone of conspiracy theories like Flat Earth Theory and the Holy Trinity? Does it allude to the Holy Ghost or the Archangels? What’s the deal with John and the number seven? Will we see...

Duration: 00:15:31

In this episode we skip past the first 65 books of the Chri$tian bible and go straight to the good stuff. The last book of the New Testament. The finest final chapter. The most metal maelstrom of mayhem and madness. The epilogue to end all epilogues. The volume of vengeful violence that is,The Book of Revelation! 

And it has a dragon!

Many apologists, theologians, academics, historians and scholars have pondered the inclusion of this Lovecraftian hallucination in the final draft of the Chri$tian Bible. We will look at the various theories as they c...

Duration: 00:18:06

In this episode we warm up the speculum with our breath, give the old forceps a wipe with our handkerchief and insert the internal ultrasound wand right up the birth canal to study the embryonic beginnings of heavy metal in the womb. The debut self-titled 1970 album, Black Sabbath, by the band Black Sabbath, featuring the number one song on Rolling Stone's 100 Greatest Heavy Metal Songs of All Time list, Black Sabbath.

Featuring cameo appearances from Birmingham, Tony Iommi, Bill Ward, Geezer Butler, Jimmy Phillips, Alan Clarke, Ozzy Osbourne, The Polka Tulk Blues Band, Earth, Jim Simpson, Boris...

Duration: 00:14:59

In this episode we close our eyes and slip into a hellish dream scape of our deepest darkest fears and hope we don’t lose our minds on a sea of madness while we examine where the depraved imagination of H.P. Lovecraft crosses paths with our favourite superhero and how the writings of this science fiction horror writer is being drawn upon by the occult.

Featuring cameos from Kerry Bolton, Kenneth Grant, Aleister Crowley, Peter Gilmore, Anton LeVay, Michael Aquino, Steven Greenwood, Randolph Carter, Harry Houdini, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Derek Riggs, Metallica, Malcolm Reynolds, Daniel Jo...

Duration: 00:20:32

In this episode we dive into the story behind the debut album by the New Wave of British Heavy Metal’s Schizoid Sons of Satan themselves Venom. 

‘…a band that was heavier and more over the top than anything anyone had ever seen or heard before, more Satanic than Black Sabbath, louder than Motörhead, with a pyrotechnic show to rival Kiss, and with even more leather and studs than Judas Priest, the ultimate ingredients for the Ultimate Metal Band.’

Venom never compromised. Venom played up the Satanic angle and never apologized. They cut their own path a...

Duration: 00:18:57

In this episode we conclude our ride along the information superhighway, quickly approaching the destination of digital demons that is artificial intelligence and examine what concerns are raised by the most fundamentally flawed among us. 

With guest appearances from Leo Lyon Zagami, Leo Young, Anne Cumming, David Icke, Alex Jones, Donald Trump, Andrew Torba, Chat GPT and Kevin Roose.

Sauces

 

https://www.churchofsatan.com/pentagonal-revisionism/

 

https://thenextweb.com/news/heres-what-the-vatican-us-evangelicals-and-satanists-say-about-ai

By Tristian Greene

 

https://erlc.com/resource-library/statements/artificial-intelligence-an-evangelical-statement-of-principles/

 

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Duration: 00:20:49

In this episode we stand on the precipice staring into a potential abyss of an apocalypse caused by artificial intelligence and wonder if the abyss is staring back. Thankfully some of the world's greatest minds have thought very seriously about this question. Along with the clever people, Chri$tians have also weighed in with their opinions. So that's nice.

This topic should inspire us to ponder the hard problem of consciousness. Will sentience come about as an emergent property of staggering amounts of information fed into a complex substrate of interacting nodes and conduits computing advanced algorithms...

Duration: 00:23:20

In this episode we look for some kindness, compassion, understanding, consideration, gentleness, respect, tenderness, and sympathy for the Devil as we dive into the recording and legacy of this song by The Rolling Stones.

 

Featuring appearances from Mikhail Bulgakov, Pontius Pilate, Judas Iscariot, Mick Jagger, Marianne Faithful, Charles Baudelaire, Bob Dylan, Keith Richards, JFK, Robert F Kennedy, Sirhan Sirhan, Jean-Luc Godard, Meredith Hunter, Jim Lovell, Paul McCartney, The Beatles, Richard Nixon, Pol Pot, Gough Whitlam, David ‘Son of Sam’ Berkowitz, Jim Jones, George Moscone, Harvey Milk, Ted Bundy, Margaret Thatcher, Carlos Santana, Santa Claus, Hunter S. Th...

Duration: 00:15:21

In this episode we sink once again into the disgusting cesspool of corruption and abuse that is Prosperity Gospel. Our conduit into the effluent pipe straight to hell this time is the perpetually persistently pernicious perfidious perennial perpetrator and peddler of pestiferous peccadilloes on a path to perdition, Benny Hinn. Unlike all the other pieces of poo, I mean Prosperity Preacher’s we’ve highlighted in the past, Benny is not your typical southern born Baptist raised narcissist with no conscience. He’s an Israeli born Eastern Orthodox raised narcissist with no conscience.

This episode will also featur...

Duration: 00:24:21

In this episode we will raise our fist in the air and shout at the devil.  The year is 1983 and Mötley Crüe are creating a legend around themselves as the very worst of rock n roll’s bad boys. They’ve been thrown off a Kiss tour for bad behaviour. According to legend, they’ve upset AC/DC and Van Halen so much on tour they have to be locked in a trailer and that trailer is then elevated metres off the ground by a crane so they can’t escape while the other bands play. In the middle...

Duration: 00:09:49

In this episode we return to a topic we’ve briefly touched on in previous shows. But this time it’s personal. I know what you’re wondering. How could an Asian video game involving monsters, magic and mythology upset people with a Chri$tian world view? Well, it’s Asian, involves monsters, magic and you get where this is going.

Phil Arms, Satoshi Tajiri, Pastor Brett Peterson from the incredibly credible show Ancient Aliens, Gene Moody, Earline Moody, Franz Klintsevich, Andrei Polyakov, Eric Barger, David Benoit, David Brown and Uri Gellar all make guest star appearances.

Sau...

Duration: 00:25:23

In this episode we will get to the bottom and then we’ll go back up to the top of the slide that is Helter Skelter by the Beatles with cameos from Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Charles Manson, Patricia Krenwinkel, Tex Watson, Vincent Bugliosi, Norwich Cathedral, Bishop Gavin Ashenden, Rochester Cathedral and Manchester Cathedral.

 

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https://aucklandtheology.wordpress.com/tag/helter-skelter/

https://www.christianpost.com/news/norwich-cathedral-helter-skelter-carnival-ride-big-mistake-queens-former-chaplain.html

https://virtueonline.org/convert-or-be-converted

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-kent-49162116

https://heavy.com/news/2017/01/helter-skelter-charles-manson-beatles-lyrics-book-death-illness-prison-cult/

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Duration: 00:10:31

In this episode we celebrate the reason for the season. That season being Easter. This holiday shouldn’t just be a celebration of that time Jesus impregnated a bunny rabbit with chocolate eggs. We should also remember the belligerent bewitching beguiling bewildering bedevilling bedazzling befuddling bemuddling besmirching belittling beastly betrayer who invented the holiday in the first place, Judas Iscariot. We’ll also discuss historicity of Jesus, the dog whistles found in the New Testament Gospels, assassins, Josephus, Pontius Pilate, Peter, Locksmiths, Dante’s Divine Comedy, Cassius, Brutus, of Julio-Claudian family propaganda, Leonardo Da Vinci’s racism, The Greatest Story Ev...

Duration: 00:22:35

In this episode we’re going down to the cross road, fall to our knees, beg for mercy please and sell our soul for musical greatness.

We investigate Robert Johnson’s ‘Cross Road Blues’ and attempt to sort through, fact, fiction, myth and legend. Is it Blues’ the haunting tale of a Faustian contract or the harrowing reality of an African American man’s experience in the Deep South?

We also discuss Ralph Macchio’s punchable face. And find out what links Johnson to Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse...

Duration: 00:11:58

In this episode we will stick our thumb out and hitch a ride on AC/DC’s Highway to Hell. We look at the song, the album and all that controversy.

 

Episode Sauces

 

https://www.loudersound.com/features/no-speed-limit-the-story-of-acdcs-highway-to-hell-album

https://www.guitarworld.com/features/angus-young-on-life-in-one-of-the-worlds-biggest-rock-bands-an-in-depth-interview-with-the-acdc-icon

https://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/acdcs-highway-to-hell-blazes-into-funereal-charts-20090417-a9l2.html

https://www.christianpost.com/news/perry-noble-megachurch-ac-dc-highway-to-hell-easter.html

https://www.christiantimes.com/news/band-draws-backlash-after-performing-ac-dc-song-during-worship-service-at-indiana-church.html#:~:text=Another%20church%20in%20South%20Carolina,of%20the%20song%20was%20positive.

https://ulti...

Duration: 00:20:50

Welcome to Satan is my Superhero. A show for atheists, scoffers, heathens and unbelievers. It's a sketch comedy show poking fun at ancient superstitions and conspiracy theories.

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Duration: 00:03:43

In this episode we will round off the year with a selection of sketches from 2022 selected by Tee Teaz.

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Duration: 00:18:55

In this episode we will look back through the year of our lord 2022 and see where a fiendish fictional figment of fantasy fashioned from foolish fancy and forgery by flagrant fraudsters and philandering fakers falsely baring witness thousands of years ago has touched Swedish singer songwriter Anna von Hausswolff, Scottsdale Arizona, Will Smith, Chris Rock, Denzel Washington, Vladimir Putin, Trump’s favourite groom of the stool, Roger Stone, Daniel Damien Lucey, The Satanic Temple, Lucien Greaves, social media influencer Lisa Wilson, Hadi Matar, Salman Rushdie, Pope Francis, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Alex Jones and the living train wreck, the tragic di...

Duration: 00:22:38

In this episode we complete our journey towards cinematic eternal damnation and pick up with the release of Monty Python’s Life of Brian in the U.K.

The Pythons come up against the likes of Mary Whitehouse, Malcolm Muggeridge, Mervyn Stockwood and founder of Christian Voice, Stephen Green.

Sauces

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life by Robert Sellers

Life of Brian: The Gospel According to Monty Python by Leah Schnelbach

Eric Idle’s Twitter Account

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20190822-life-of-brian-the-most-blasphemous-film-ever

50 Year...

Duration: 00:21:08

In this episode we take a trip down the blasphemous heretical road to Golgotha that is, Monty Python’s Life of Brian. We will scour the scourge of screaming scathing scornful scandals aimed at scuttling the most scrumptiously scurrilously scatological sacrilegious scrutiny of scripture ever scribbled by scruffy scriptwriters when it scorched across screens in 1979. 

Sauces 

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life by Robert Sellers

Life of Brian: The Gospel According to Monty Python by Leah Schnelbach

Eric Idle’s Twitter Account

https://www.bbc.com/culture/articl...

Duration: 00:19:14

In part 2 of our Joel Osteen saga we investigate the rise and rise of Prosperity Theology’s most successful blasphemer, purveyor of the cotton candy gospel, the shinier than shiny, smiling preacher. Where we left the last episode Joel’s father John, while lying on his deathbed asked Joel to take over the 8000 seat Lakewood Church and burgeoning television ministry. 

We will see how the handover from John to Joel goes much like Phillip II of Macedon’s handover of his kingdom to Alexander the Great.

Tee Teaz doesn’t agree with me but I’m sticking...

Duration: 00:27:05

In this episode we begin our journey to understand the cross between a Ken doll and a Labradoodle that is Joel Osteen by going back a generation to see where he comes from.

Beginning in 1939 with his father John Osteen.

We follow John’s progress through a bachelor’s degree at John Brown University and a Master’s thesis at Northern Baptist Theological Seminary.

His success as a young Southern Baptist pastor in and around his home state of Texas. Marriage to second wife Dodie and 5 children. 

Prepare to marvel at John’s...

Duration: 00:19:36

In this episode we follow up Fun Satanic Hoaxes by looking at how Lord of Flies is used by the dark side of the force. Demonstrably dishonest diatribe, designed to deceive damage and destroy distributed by disingenuous dickheads driving division dissention and dividends as always been a thing. I don’t know how long it was between the first human inventing the first god and then coming up with the first devil but I’d bet you could count it in minutes.

We look at some of the hoaxes where Satan has been thrown into the mix to m...

Duration: 00:20:13

In this episode we will look into some fun Satanic Hoaxes. We still live in the shadow of the satanic panic of the 1980s and under the spectre of Qanon today but those hoaxes have cost people their lives and that’s not fun. I thought in this episode we would look at some of the less famous stories where the devil is to blame.

We will investigate the fake Satanic ritual sites discovered on the Scandinavian island of Anholt and their connection to Devil coins turning up all over Europe including Bath Abbey in the U.K...

Duration: 00:19:21

In this episode we return to the blight on Chri$tianity that is Prosperity Gospel and this time look at one of the important conduits through which this hedonistic blasphemy finds its way into homes of everyday people, Paul and Jan Crouch’s Trinity Broadcasting Network or TBN for short.

The Trinity Broadcasting Network is one of the largest group owners of broadcast TV stations in the U.S and probably the biggest Chri$tian television network in the world. 

Evangelical husband and wife preachers, Paul and Jan Crouch founded TBN in the 1970s, by the...

Duration: 00:29:07

In this episode we dip back into our Dungeons and Dragons discussion and bring it to a conclusion but not before doubling down on the delusional deluge of disinformation. 

If you think the dishonest disreputable deriders of Dungeons and Dragons disgraced themselves in the last episode then dig in for a downpour of disturbed deceptive ding bats.

We’ll delve into the deranged world of Fundamentalist Christian comic book creator Jack Chick. The most published comic book author in the world, whom you’ve never heard of. A man into all kinds of conspiracy theories. He is...

Duration: 00:25:53

In this episode we will investigate the gateway drug to hell known as Dungeons & Dragons. A table top fantasy role playing game that I’m sure you have at least heard of. 

We follow the games invention by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson in 1974 to moving 750 000 copies per annum by 1984.

We look at the official magazines it spawned and the arrival of and attractive new character, Satan, introduced by Alexander von Thorn in 1979.

Former lord of the 9 Hells, this shape shifter whose most potent power is temptation was toppled from his throne by a m...

Duration: 00:27:54

In this episode we will be looking at the shaping of Satan in the 1st century Chri$tian writings.

There is a plethora of early Chri$tian writings on our favourite subject. For now we are sticking to canonical scripture but that is not to say the non-canonical stuff isn’t relevant. It paints a picture of the mindset of the early Chri$tians. 

In the King James Version of the New Testament the word Devil or Devils comes up 102 times. Satan gets mentioned 32 times. There are also other synonyms used to describe Lucifer. Despite all...

Duration: 00:36:14

In this episode we will look at the obstacles faced by Copernicus, Galileo and others in trying to convince humanity we are not the centre of the universe.

Having brought you right up to the present with Flat Earth theory and its pundits in the previous 2 episodes, ‘New Flat World Order 1 Flimflammers Charlatans and Snake Oil and New Flat World Order 2  Liars Deniers and INCELs’, we will now take a detour back in time. The denial of a heliocentric solar system is crucial to any flat earth theory.

As discussed in the first episode of this...

Duration: 00:28:27

In this episode we pick up where we left off in the last episode, ‘New Flat World Order 1 Flimflammers Charlatans and Snake Oil’ with Flat Earth Theory’s introduction to the interwebs in the naughties through Daniel Shenton.

Unlike 19th century pseudoscience quack Samuel Rowbotham, actual research and experimentation or at least the illusion of it seem to be of no interest to Shenton and his followers. 

We will also deep dive into the most egregious and objectionable of the current flat earth peddlers, YouTube Yoga instructor Eric Dubay, head of the International Flat Earth Researc...

Duration: 00:33:24

In this episode we deep dive into the mother of all conspiracy theories, the Flat Earth where science denial alone is nowhere near enough cognitive dissidence to keep the belief alive.

This is a deep state cover up that predates the very actors that are covering it up. It goes back at the very least 2500 years and has been perpetuated and hidden from the world by quite literally billions of people. 

It is very easy to understand how pre-seafaring civilisations believed the Earth was flat. You could be forgiven for assuming that flat earth theory i...

Duration: 00:27:18

In this episode we will investigate the worst stain on the legacy of Jesus Chri$t, Prosperity Gospel. Be prepared to be amazed by the lengths at which these con artists will go to crowbar outrageous greed into Chri$tian doctrine and plumb the depths of human exploitation.

In a nutshell it’s the idea that ‘their god’ rewards them with wealth and health right here on Earth in this lifetime. Not so bad you say. Well the implication and sometimes outright accusation is that if you are sick or poor it’s because you are a loathsom...

Duration: 00:32:59

In this episode we are interviewing a FORMER anti-vaxer and hope to shed some light on the other side of the story. For many of us it is hard to comprehend in this statistics driven world that some of our fellow citizens can remain so willfully ignorant in the face of overwhelming data.

Essential Oils, Crystals, Detoxing, Genetically Modified Organisms, Organic Food, Acupuncture, Aromatherapy, Chiropractic, Feng Shui, Iridology, Homeopathy, Magnets, Naturopaths, Reiki, Reflexology, Traditional Chinese Medicine, Tarot Cards, Palm Reading and drinking your own urine are just some of the Science Denial we discuss in this episode.<...

Duration: 01:32:39

In this episode we compare and contrast the Smallpox outbreaks from the past with the present situation. You may believe the challenges we face today are new. They are not. Science denial is as old as science itself. The players change but the script remains the same.

Politicians and pundits put the economy ahead of public health back then as now!

Conspiracy theorists were just as vocal and effective in the pre social media age as they are now.

Con-artists selling alternative cures used all the same tricks they do today.

...

Duration: 01:09:51

In this episode Teeteaz takes control of the podcast for a look back at some of the best sketches from 2021.

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Duration: 00:35:16

In this episode I will investigate homophobic demonization in the modern era. From father of the Christian Right in the U.S. Baptist Minister Robert to televangelists like Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson screaming blue murder against LGBT rights. 

We also find out what Second Runner Up in the Miss America Pageant and anti LGBT rights campaigner Anita Bryant revealed to Playboy Magazine about her own sex life.

We explore conspiracy theories about ‘The Gay Agenda’, the holocaust and the ‘Lavender Scare’.

Reality TV star Phil Robertson shows his age and of course Westboro...

Duration: 00:27:29

In this episode I will try and decipher the attitude towards the LGBT community throughout history. 

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Duration: 00:47:14

In this special bonus mini episode I will show you the 13 most common signs you or a loved one may be possessed by the devil! 

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Duration: 00:06:00