AE Double Back - The AEW Dynamite Recap Show

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

aka Chunky Dog Butts

aka StrickPage / SwervePage / HangLand / StrickHang

aka Turns Out I’m 100% That Goose

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Alternate Titles:

Despite the content warning, there are - in fact - no needles in any of the matches.

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I mean ... where's the lie? https://drive.google.com/file/d/1W32dKb_RWCgaT6iNiXcvRTXz1KgWBjU8/view?usp=sharing

Eight hours of wrestling covered in under two? What a bargain!

aka A Poem About Samoa Joe's Beef

Y'all ... Speedball and Shafir, mixed tag team, "Naked Piggies". Waddaya think?

Pretty good ep

We did it. It almost killed us, but we did it. THREE HOURS of Dynamite! SIX HOURS of All Out! It’s all here in JUST over two hours!

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Fun fact we learned in the pre-show: Theresa has never seen The Fly starring Jeff Goldblum, which is gonna be the first watchalong whenever we get a Patreon.

The disrespect!

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Did she say "Jeff"?

WARNING!

We may actually be changing the name of this show to AE Double Butts. It's what someone named our groupchat, and honestly, this whole podcast is basically one big groupchat with y'all.

OR IT WOULD BE IF YOU'D E-MAIL US! aedoubleback@gmail.com - hit us up!

Happy All In weekend, everybody!

I have no idea what Calder and Theresa said in this episode. Hopefully nothing defamatory? I'm gonna listen to it along with you.

The next mayor of New York is a sicko!

Happy Juneteenth, everybody!

Hoo boy ... hope the kiddo doesn't sue us in 15 years for using him on the podcast.

Just a band playing as the Titanic goes down over here...

So ... we lost a few minutes of Calder's audio this week. When you hear us responding to nothing, please fill in the absolute funniest thing you can imagine and know that it wasn't half as entertaining as what he actually said.

Honestly, please do that for the rest of us too. We're really much funnier in your head than in real life.

You'll be delighted to know that the TWENTY minutes prior to this episode - in which we argued about when Shatner's talk/singing became a thing - was cut prior to release. That's the kind of top-notch quality control we got going on around here.

Unpopular opinion, I know, but ... the guy was homicidal, suicidal, and genocidal! Shouldn't we be happy he's passed?

The answer, of course, is no. RIP to the realest one.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY *clap clap clapclapclap*

New head bip spot dropped

So ... basically the whole roster is in the Don Callis Family now, right?

Alt title: I Know Santa. I know Mom and Dad.

We're just running out the clock of life

Did Swerve steal 'Taker's zombie sit-up?

aka Cats: They're Not Dogs

aka Good Vibes Only

aka The World Cares About Ernest

aka Brody King, the Arf Arf Guy

Man, they brought that solid oak desk all the way to Nebraska?

Do your ears hang low?

PPV is Sunday, not Saturday!

Y'know what? Ratings are kinda dumb.

Show Rating: 3.15 with 41 Up Thumbs, 10 Middle Thumbs, and 3 Down Thumbs

This whole rating system is really overcomplicating itself, isn't it?

Show Rating: 3.53 with 8 Middles and 5 Downs

Yikes! Not great for a go-home show. But for a moderately-hyped Collision? Probably fine.

Show Rating: 4.61

Week 2 of the new rating system! What do you think?

Show Rating: 4.93

New rating system! No idea if it works, but see if this makes sense.

Every segment, each of the hosts are allowed to give up to three thumbs up or down OR one thumb in the middle.

There aren't usually a lot of middles and downs, so we leave those as they are - you'll know it's a stinker of a show if there's more than a handful of middles or more than a couple downs.

We divide the ups by the number of segments, which means there's a...

Show Rating: 66 Thumbs Up, 11 Thumbs in the Middle

We're trying something new! Here's the new show rating! Chan came up with it and has no idea what it means! But it's definitely more accurate! Once we figure out how it works!

Show Rating: 82% - Worth Watching

Clearly, out rating system is borked because this episode was better than the January 1st episode.

Show Rating: 98% Dang!

Fires still going, Theresa had to evacuate for a couple days, but we're all okay. Hope you are too!

Show Rating: 96% - WTF?

Rating’s a little skewed this week on account of there being TWENTY segments, which is, like, half again as many as usual.

Alternate episode titles:

We Ran Out of Body Bags … Continue

Shiny Bun Boy Status RESCINDED

Seal in My Juices Please

Show Rating: 94%

Show Rating: 90%

Show Rating: 83%

Show Rating: 73% - Um ...

Show Rating: 91% - Worth Watching

Show Rating: 90%

Show Rating: 91%

Show Rating: 91%

Rating 87%

Rating: 82%

Every podcast should have fans like Doug Johnson. But not Doug Johnson. That's OUR Doug Johnson. Get your own Doug Johnson.

Show Rating: 92%

DISCLAIMER: This episode is far too long. You should definitely not listen to the whole thing. Caveat emptor.

Rating: 100%

Wait ... is this a PPV or something?

Show Rating: 88%

Runner Up Title: Gwash

Rating: 85% - Ospreay Ospreay Ospreay Oi Oi Oi!

Rating: 92% - Helluva Go-Home Show

Show Rating: 90% - Worth Watching

RATING: 90% - Worth Watching

Tennish days ’til the big one!

Rating: 81%

Rating: 85%

Rating: 90% - Worth Watching

Rating: Who knows?

Rating: 91%

Rating: 94%

Rating: 96%

That's a heck of a go-home show!

99% - Must Watch

A perfect show? NOT ON MY WATCH!

83% - Worth Watching

86% - Worth Watching

Will a baseball game, too-hot Thai food, and Chan being Chan RUIN this week's episode?!

Rating: 91%

It's been a long week.

Rating: 95%

Pretty good show.

Rating: 91%

Sorry, Shibata - we’re gonna have to agree to disagree on who gets to wear floral prints.

Rating: 87%

A lot of ellipses this episode…

Rating: 93% 

Three hours?! What are we, camels or something?

Rating: 82%

DEAR GOD, TBS - FIX YOUR FUCKING AUDIO

Rating: 94% 

Come with us to the top of Wizard Mountain.

Rating: 74% - Watch Segments

A great ep if you’re one of those tribal wrestling fans…

Rating: 94% - Must Watch

You got no heart, Schiavone!

Rating: 94% - Worth Watching

aka Mr. Steak Does Fish Now

Rating: 87% - Worth Watching

What are we, WWE RAW over here?

Rating: 90% - Worth Watching

aka Are We Just Calling Them Meat Guys Now?

Rating: 91% - Worth Watching

Life without Sting? How will we go on?

Rating: 83% - Worth Watching

aka:

Clowns Can See Your Body Heat

Cat’s in the cradle and the Meow Meow Meow

Rating: 86% - Worth Watching

Match of the Night? Theresa’s daddy issues vs. Chan’s daddy issues.

Rating: 89% - Worth Watching

Dat mac ’n cheese doe…

Rating: 74% - Worth Watching

Okay, clearly our system isn’t geared to properly rate episodes with lots of amazing, long matches. A couple of really short talking segments sunk this one, but guaranteed WORTH WATCHING!

Rating: 85% - Worth Watching

ALTERNATE TITLES FOR THIS EPISODE:

The Gang Gang Bang

Me and Dacia Shared a Lyft

Rating: 84% - Worth Watching

OH THE MIDDLE THUMBS

Rating: 88% - Worth Watching

LOST EPISODE!

Rating: 94% - Worth Watching

Me ehccent! Me ehccent’s too fick!

Rating: 81% - Worth Watching

The Egg Monster is coming!