[Censored] Gamers Say: Opinions about Video Games

Joe (MadMagyar92); Peter (11samype OR samype11); Read the title, you idiot. Music credit: RMaster

Joe (MadMagyar92); Peter (11samype OR samype11); Read the title, you idiot. Music credit: RMaster

Joe (MadMagyar92); Peter (11samype OR samype11); Read the title, you idiot. Music credit: RMaster

Joe (MadMagyar92); Peter (11samype OR samype11); Read the title, you idiot. Music credit: RMaster

Joe (MadMagyar92); Peter (11samype OR samype11); Read the title, you idiot. Music credit: RMaster

Joe (MadMagyar92); Peter (11samype OR samype11); Jason Nguyen (ShiroToraSama); Read the title, you idiot. Music credit: RMaster

Peter (11samype OR samype11); Read the title, you idiot. Music credit: Nintendo

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Read the title, you idiot. Music credit: Blink-182

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Read the title, you idiot. Music credit: RMaster

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Read the title, you idiot. Music credit: RMaster

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Read the title, you idiot. Music credit: RMaster

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Read the title, you idiot. Music credit: RMaster

Peter (11samype OR samype11); Read the title, you idiot.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Read the title, you idiot. Music credit: RMaster

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe watches a Marvel movie and Peter makes sweet love to Nathan Drake. Music credit: RMaster

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe plays THE game. Peter has a serious trip. Addons or tackons? Music credit: RMaster

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe and Peter notice a curious cycle of big studios getting their just desserts.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter plays games and Joe cooks. We talk about superheroes for longer than usual.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter goes through great lengths to show that he is a super sleuth. Joe becomes totally desu kawaii in SF.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter does what he can to keep the podcast alive.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter goes on vacation to Tennessee and Joe is angry. zucchinithumbs@gmail.com

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe and Peter discuss bad opinions, minority opinions, and majority opinions. All wrong in their own right.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe pokes The Witness, Peter fantasizes about the perfect Guns N Roses reunion, and Nintendo gets a legit online service soon.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); We've been on a gaming spree. Joe plats the Witness and Rocket League while Peter splurges on Sherlock Holmes and King's Quest. zucchinithumbs@gmail.com

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe and Peter talk shop, the latest Playstation indie titles, the latest Nintendo handheld titles, and ET. zucchinithumbs@gmail.com

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter does a solocast, Joe is nowhere to be found.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe and Peter discuss the games they played over the holidays.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe and Peter discuss the news from over the holiday, as well as what they did with their families.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe and Peter rank their personal top 25 games of all time.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe and Peter rank their personal top 25 games of all time.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter and Joe complain for about 1 hour.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter complains for about 30 minutes.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe discusses the finess of finding housing in the South Bay, Peter's Xbox commits seppuko, and things start receiving dates.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe died from too much turkey, so Peter took solomid this week.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter wars the stars. Joe outs the falls. Amiibos come and go, but friendships last forever. Speaking of which, it's been forever since a proper Mario game came out.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe joins the war machine. Peter extends an offer we can't refuse. Mobile games galore, unsatisfied gamers, and no news being good news.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter is a party animal. Joe wastes his precious birthday time. Video game dates are shifted every which way. Donate to our Extra Life page: http://www.extra-life.org/participant/josephbota

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter cheats on Rock Band with the IOS version of Guitar Hero. He also encounters some nefarious hackers from 4Chan.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); We lament Tony Hawk 5, but not our drunken decisions. Joe continues to clean up all the aminals in Metal Gear Solid V.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Fandom gets out of control. Rocking out on boats. Humble bundle job cuts.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter rocks out with his member out in Rock Band 4. Joe travels across Ohio on a sketchhound bus. Nintendo is making moves in the right direction.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter has healthy apple sex and plays with LEGO. Joe blacks out. Specs and sizes for the hotest releases. Megaman fanon.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter goes back to Rose and lights stuff on fire. Joe eats a lonely pizza. We dog on Nintendo and Konami some more. Japan gets creepy

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Let's talk football and beer. Let's talk Nintendo and mobile. Let's talk about Kevin.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe becomes the biggest, bossiest boss. Peter loses saved data. We talk serious video game business, deals, and dumbness.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe and Peter talk Metal Gear, their dietary habits, and the hottest releases.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11), Tim (tim_pat_ryan); We share the trials and tribulations of Tinder, tattoos, and Timothy.

REMEMBER TO RESUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES STARTING AUGUST 19TH! Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); If you want to keep listening, you should resubscribe on iTunes after the 19th.

REMEMBER TO RESUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES STARTING AUGUST 19TH! Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe has a wild and crazy time in San Francisco; Peter finds homes for his Amiibos on a spice rack; Microsoft kills it at GamesCom.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter and Joe have extreme weekends!

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe experiences Facebook, Peter plays Box Boy, we explore the treacherous world of Animu, and China gets a dose of freedom!

Joe (MagMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11). Satoru Iwata passes away. Peter plays Prototype. Joe watches the Anime. Patches and double crosses galore.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11). Joe and Peter spitball about life and field some questions. Edited just to troll you idiots.

Joe (MadMagyar92) and Peter (11sampye OR samype11); Joe forgets to upload the podcast. Peter forgets his place. Both these idiots forget that it's the eve to the founding of the greatest nation ever brought upon this Earth. USA! USA! USA!

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe and Peter meet the hosts of IGN's Beyond and Unlocked podcasts, as well as a special, spooky guest. Peter plays... something, Joe's too drunk to remember. Joe becomes starry-eyed when he returns to the land of Majora's Mask and Costa Rica.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype or samype11); after a long week of E3, Joe and Peter go over each press conference, from worst to best.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Nobody plays anything; the gang makes completely non-bold predictions about E3; news continues to pour out the week before E3; such is life.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter hauls himself out to Kansas City; Joe finds his way home; mysteries still linger for this coming E3; the pirate ship is lurking out in the harbor and the hype train is entering the station, ALL ABOARD!

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); The audio is a mess this week! Peter gets a degree in alcoholism; Joe plays it safe and just murders gods insteads; Konami backpedals on its mobile nonsense; Nvidia releases a remastered version of the 980; and Square asks us all to please understand.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter gets into some misadventures after finally finishing college; he also plays some games; Joe also plays some games... and complains about some games; Nintendo's CEO is looking like a no-show for E3; GTAV is making loads of money.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter loses his voice and Joe's voice malfunctions; Joe dies hard in Battlefield Bad Company; Peter injects new life into Assassins Creed 4 thanks to the power of music; tech talks abound with the release of source code, Oculus rift specs, and some Nvidia shenanigans.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe and Peter recount briefly their last hurrah in the Midwest; Peter gets trippy with Hohohohokum; a very large segment of the podcast is dedicated to various, bite-sized news stories.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe and Peter discuss their favorite game openings; Joe tries to remember his week in another installment of Drunk Tales; Peter goes back in time so that he can then go forward in time on one long sneaking mission; Steam gets an early access game, loses paid mods, and destroys the American Dollar; a new character-platformer-collectathon-banjo-kazooie-clone is alive.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe recalls Drunk Tales; Peter is on a sneaking mission; Mods, remasters, and E3.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); TOO FAST TOO FURIOUS AAAAAAAAH

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter and Joe discuss what they look for in a job, what they think about Net Neutrality, and their affinity for classic pop rock.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe hums along in GTA: Online; Peter plays the best that the West and the Japanese have to offer, like Tony Hawk HD and Metal Gear Solid; Peter pisses of Ubisoft at BoilerFrag 8.0; Battlefield Heroes goes away, but Battlefront has come to play; Guitar Hero.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter and Joe puzzle out Puzzle Agent 2 and Valiant Hearts; they also platform around in Kick & Fennick and Trine 2: The Complete Story; strange games happen in strange places (like the Vita and Android); Joe and Peter talk about BoilerFrag 8.0 and MLG Finals.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe and Peter discuss Dead Rising: Watchtower; Peter gets the inside scoop from that game company; April tomfoolery happens; Joe speaks too soon on Valiant Hearts; Nintendo has a direct discussion; State of the Union: Amiibo Edition.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe and Peter do a blind commentary on the free internet movie Dead Rising: Watchtower, found on Crackle right here: http://www.crackle.com/c/dead-rising-watchtower

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Instead of lamenting the day the music died, Joe and Peter recall the day the music lived! Peter retells his horrowing tale of a life of theft and how it led him to become a master detective; Joe rises from the ground like a skyscraper; Zelda no longer exists as a game or movie; Metal Gear and Silent Hill are sinking (sunk?) ships.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe cannot swapping in the Swapper; Peter amasses a small militia of golden Mario Amiibos; Gaben and Kojima team up to create a small city-state known as Outer Heaven.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe and Peter celebrate their 30th episode by answering emails.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Kyle (BachNewton), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Peter points his way through the puzzles of Sherlock Holmes and Valiant Hearts; Joe is seeking a middle management position as a Prison Architect; Kyle, Peter, and Joe discuss the sustainability of VR; Online-only games are exposed!

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe punches Diablo to death; Peter muses about the universal joy of LittleBigPlanet; Metal Gear Solid V gets a release date; Rock Band 4 gets announced; Engines, engines everywhere!

Joe (MadMagyar92), Kyle (BachNewton), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe and Peter recount Sony exclusives for Kyle; Peter rocks out with his socks out in Rock Band Blitz; Kyle has the Need for Speed: Most Wanted; DirectX 12 does some weird stuff.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe remembers what Final Fantasy XII used to look like with component cables; Peter gets screwed by the Best Buy; Peter finishes an Unfinished Swan; Harmonix stages a comeback with Rock Band; too many Amiibas!

Joe (MadMagyar92), Kyle (BachNewton), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe speedruns any% GTAV's credits; Peter travels back in time to 2007 with his PS4 to play Super Stardust Ultra; Kyle goes to SPAAACE and humblebrags about Star Wars games; Sahnic the Hedgie has fallen on rough(er) times.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Oliver (Zutano), Kyle (BachNewton), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Oliver runs naked through the fields in Rust; Peter finds a way to make God of War more like Dark Souls in Apotheon; Kyle thinks Civilization V is the worst game since Sliced Bread: The Game; Joe can't composite Final Fantasy VII; and Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo happen.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype or samype11); Peter praises Birdman, our featherly overlord; Joe plays phone games, and he hates them; and the crew discuss godd*mn Amiibas, holy sh*t.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Kyle (BachNewton), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Kyle mods every Bethesda game to high hell; Joe is late to the party on 2013's Game of the Year; Peter plays a video game INSIDE THE INTERNET; Peter and Joe try to convince Kyle that Windows 10 is the future; and Nintendo decides to stop giving the gang calenders.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype OR samype11); Joe forgot to upload the podcast; Joe starts to burn out with Madden Ultimate Team; Peter doesn't stop gaming for nobody; Nintendo has a direct about the direction of the Amiibos; and the 3DS becomes new again!

Joe (MadMagyar92), Peter (11samype), Kyle (BachNewton); Kyle discusses his "funnest of 2014" list; Joe describes the nerdom of football via Madden; and Peter is only 500 levels away from figuring out what makes Desert Golf a masterpiece.

Joe (MadMagyar92) and Peter (11samype). Joe and Peter fill dead air since nothing has happened this week!

Joe (MadMagyar92) and Peter (11samype). Joe and Peter wrap up the new year by discussing their favorite games that they played in 2014! Also includes bonus Soulcalibur drama!

Joe (MadMagyar92) and Peter (11samype). The Wintercast! Joe muses on sending little green men to their doom in Kerbal Space Program; Peter gets into some amateur gardening in Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare; and Joe and Peter predict Nintendo's next console.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Kyle (BachNewton), Peter (11samype). The gang talks about the PlayStation experience; Joe and Peter are still reeling about Square's missteps; Joe describes competitive Halo; Peter is all aboard the PvZ Garden Warfare fun train; and Kyle plays ancient Nintendo games from the year 2002.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Kyle (BachNewton), Peter (11Samype). Joe casts sleep on Kyle and Peter while describing Final Fantasy XIII's battle system; Peter reviews Smash Bros. for seemingly the third time; Kyle recounts his Summer, MMO days; Joe and Peter jump on the HouseMarque hypetrain.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Kyle (BachNewton), Peter (11Samype). In this week's episode, Joe nails the intro and whiffs on his purchases; Peter plays LittleBigPlanet 2 for the tight platforming; and Kyle and the gang recall their backlogs.

Joe (MadMagyar92), Kyle (BachNewton), Brandon (Kerrminater/Handonium), and Peter (11Samype). On this week's episode, Joe and Kyle have a play date with Borderlands and Kerbal; Joe, Brandon, and Peter all discuss Smash Bros. and the ridiculous Amiibos; and Joe and Peter discuss some indie nonsense.

THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE FASTER THEY GET OFF TRACK! In this American-sized episode, not only do we run on for 2+ hours, but we also bring on a fourth chair. Kyle (bachnewton) joins Joe (madmagyar92), Peter (11samype), and Sydney (livelovedance00) in discussing a breadth of video game topics.

Joe talks about Madden to deafening silence, Peter struggles with the aging Bioshock series, Sydney swoons over Portal proposals, and then we begrudgingly talk about Amiibos... Again.

Joe decides to never play a new game ever again, Peter has a laundry list of games to play, including Bioshock, Bayonetta, and Playstation Home, they both have a bone to pick with Sony and Nintendo, while they consider to jump the proverbial fence into Microsoft's camp.

Joe balances podcasting with Madden, Peter ranks all the Prince of Persia games that crashed on his PS3, Sydney won't stop talking about Minecraft, the Pokemon Alpha-Omega demo isn't a demo, and we rant about Nintendo for the ninth time!

Edward joins us for but a second time! In this episode, Joe rages about a game that's been irrelevant for 5 years, Peter discusses how Smash Bros. is only worth 4.5 Elephants, Edward is excited for the next car game, everyone agrees that the 3DS is not ergonomic, and Driveclub still doesn't work.

The show must go on, as Peter exclaims his excitement for Super Smash Bros, Joe raves about his new found conversion to the mobile platform, and Sydney stays eerily silent, watching, waiting, commiserating.

Peter takes Joe's place as host this week. Edward, a guest to the show, tells us about Battlefield and new changes to the game. Peter talks up Smash Bros. on 3DS and Edward guesses the roster. Finally, Sydney takes over the news section. Also, Disney Princesses.

Peter convinces Joe to download the Smash Bros. demo, Joe shares horroring stories to Sydney about his Minecraft escapades, Sydney plays a game, I guess, news is also shared, I dunno, and a discussion is had about framerate and how it's we all largely agree on everything, sorta. I don't know how this got uploaded.

What has happened? Why can't I swear? My ears are bleeding! Also, Peter discusses his return to the lusty Soul Calibur Lost Swords, Joe takes another trip down nostalgia lane with Theatrhythm Curtain Call and Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions, Sydney expresses disappointment with the Microsoft acquisition of Mojang, and everyone realizes what a weirdo Joe is.

Joe , Peter , and guest Brandon discuss the PlayStation's good (Final Fantasy Tactics), bad (Rock of the Dead), and ugly (God of War Collection Vita) games, share professional Smash Bros. strategems, appreciate beautiful and hard PS4 games, and ponder what a Microsoft acquisition of Mojang would entail.