Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
By: Mark Fortune
Language: en
Categories: Tv, Film, Reviews
Friends and fellow nerds Mark Fortune and Jamie Ball drunkenly discuss and mis-remember a wide range of pop culture
Episodes
An American Werewolf In London
Dec 15, 2025156. "It makes me think of puking up at Christmas." Hiya listeners, welcome, this time round it's a mighty maim feature presentation. The dungeon doofs are talking about 80s, horror-comedy classic; An American Werewolf In London. Stay off the moors. Beware the moon. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? thanks hairy face!
#anamericanwerewolfinlondon
Duration: 01:18:09True Crime, Trailers and Toads
Dec 08, 2025155. "He was taking them from Diddy Manor to Diddy Heights." We're back baby! Thanks for waiting around. The dungeon duo return with another one of those inept, chatter box style episodes. Shoot the shit, sort of thing. Topics up for discussion this time round include; Australian wildlife, recent true crime stories, videogames, hate groups, and the torrid tale of a local prostitution ring, smashed by Chippenham police. Not too much about movies in this one, sorry. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and dead toads that could possibly offend or irritate. Let's hope you find...
Duration: 00:50:45Starcrash
Nov 11, 2025154. "Was there a scrawl?" Hello space opera fans, please join us, for another spectacular maim feature episode of the Betamax Dungeon! This week, the dungeon boneheads tackle the thoroughly unspectacular; Starcrash, from 1978. It's an Italian Star Wars rip off, with the Hoff in it, and a spaceship shaped like a hand, what could possibly go wrong? As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and people shouting "Stella!", that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it endearing, if you do, why not like, share or leave a comment? Thanks dunge heads.
<... Duration: 00:45:14Tornado / The Fall Guy / Alien: Earth Finale / Peacemaker / MAFS
Nov 08, 2025153. "Punch him across in front of a Cortina." Greetings, denizens of the dungeon! It's another one of those, off the cuff, directionless type episodes. Jamie and Fortch chatter the usual nonsense, and recount the fun stuff they've been watching over the last couple of weeks. Also in this episode, more lead fuelled tales of the bleak 1970s. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not send us a message and get mentioned in an upcoming episode? Thanks fruitcake.<...
Duration: 00:50:01Rob Zombie's 31
Oct 29, 2025152. "I shouldn't have showed her the tooth." Happy Halloween dunge heads! Butternut squash was the gourd I was thinking of! Its the spooky season, so Jamie and Fortch sat down and tried to make sense of Rob Zombie's 31. Which was quite a task, because this movie is kinda senseless. Also this episode, cannibal chat and kinky foot talk. Sorry. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and creepy clowns that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it endearing, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks fiends. Have...
Duration: 01:22:25One Battle After Another / Peacemaker / Monster: The Ed Gein Story / Bring Her Back
Oct 22, 2025151. "Smashing bananas in his face, just to prove he's more ape like." Autumnal greetings dear listener. Welcome to another, shoot the shit, chatterbox style episode of the Betamax Dungeon. As the nights draw in, the dungeon doofs are enjoying the run up to Halloween, and have been watching all kinds of fun things, too many to mention individually, but ape sex, nazis and gourds all pop up in the conversation. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend or irritate, so be warned! Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do...
Duration: 00:47:10The Exorcist
Oct 14, 2025150!!! "Its paper mache tits and a cock, and red paint." It's another mighty milestone in the podcasting world, as the Betamax Dungeon hits 150 episodes. Thank you, dear listener for taking this ramshackle, off kilter, half-assed journey with us. It's been emotional. This week, as is tradition when we reach a significant number, we're doing another iconic movie. A stone cold classic if you will. This week the dungeon boneheads sat down and watched William Friedkin's The Exorcist. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about...
Duration: 01:07:46Dangerous Animals / Night Gallery / KPop Demon Hunters
Oct 04, 2025149. "The Devil's always got the best tunes." Hi groovy listeners, thanks for joining us. It's a chit chat chatter type of episode once again, and things are still a little bit fishy down in the dungeon depths. Jamie has watched a serial killer movie, where the method of murder is shark, and Mark has been checking out more of Rod Serling's work. Plus, new trailers, K-pop and all the usual tangents and nonsense. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you...
Duration: 00:33:33Jaws 2
Sep 30, 2025148. "It is an aquatic slasher, by the end." Ahoy there land lubbers, hop aboard the good ship Betamax Dungeon as we sail into perilous waters once again! This episode, the dungeon duo thought it was safe to go back in the water, but they were seriously wrong as they get menaced by a melty faced shark in Jaws 2. Also, Mark has been enjoying the Alien TV show. Plus, Jamie drunkenly reveals which TV star he is obsessed with this week. (Apologies) Typically, this podcast contains swearing and DRUNKEN opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find...
Duration: 01:07:01Drop / Jaws 50th Anniversary
Sep 23, 2025147. "All things have their season." Good morning goobers! Take a big chug of coffee, and settle in to your daily commute as the Betamax Dungeon takes you on a magical journey with just their words! It's another breezy, chit chat sort of episode this week. Jamie has been to the local fleapit to watch Jaws, he also watched a nail biting thriller that plays out over a mobile phone. In a restaurant. Mark is still trapped in a Twilight Zone of his own making. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and creepy locals that could...
Duration: 00:46:09Oculus / Alien: Earth / Together
Sep 14, 2025146. "I wouldn't have it in my house." Greetings ghoulies, thanks for stopping by. This episode was a supposed maim feature edition, focusing on Mike Flanagan's Oculus from 2013. One of the better haunted mirror movies, in which seeing isn't always believing. Unfortunately, the two dungeon morons get distracted and also chat about Together, the new Alien TV series and Stephen King adaptations. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it endearing, if you do, please leave a comment or recommend us to a friend. Thanks...
Duration: 00:54:55Weapons
Sep 06, 2025145. "You nearly got one of your two heads knocked off." Hello once again acolytes of the macabre. Stick your toe inside our dungeon door, and witness our dark delights! This week the two buttheads went to the local fleapit to watch recent horror smash hit; Weapons. Please go watch it first, as there are SPOILERS AHEAD! Also, Mark got round to watching Fantastic Four, and listener's favourite, Paddy the dog makes a special guest appearance. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you find something about it endearing, if you...
Duration: 00:49:33Alligator
Aug 30, 2025144. "A guy jumps into a cake, because it's raining." Hey listeners, who's up for another thrilling, maim feature episode of the Betamax Dungeon? In this episode, the two dungeon dumbest head into the stench filled sewers of Chicago, in search of a hormone imbalanced giant gator, called Ramon. We're very much in Jaws rip off territory again, but this one was lots of fun, and features a now iconic wedding massacre. Typically, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and stupid voices that could possibly irritate or offend. We really hope you find something redeeming about it, if you...
Duration: 01:09:44Fantastic Four: First Steps
Aug 22, 2025143. "I was talking about donuts. Lovely, delicious jam donuts." Hey there, nerdling, thanks for stopping by the dungeon once again. In this episode of the Betamax Dungeon; Jamie's been to watch the new Fantastic Four movie, and is haunted by past mistakes. The two doofs also reminisce about The A-Team, 80s game shows and fail to recognise that arc is an anagram of car! As usual, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and poorly pronounced park names that some listeners could possibly find offensive or irritating. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please...
Duration: 00:42:16Lord Of Illusions
Aug 14, 2025142. "He's menacing her with his mandrill." Greetings ghoulies, thanks for entering the dungeon depths! It's maim feature time again, and this week it was Jamie's turn to pick. He choose Clive Barker's Lord of Illusions, a sweaty noir tale of magic and illusion, which features an evil cult, doomed romance and a haunted detective. Mark slipped into a coma. Is there anything of note to this movie? or is it just a big snoozefest? As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and sleepiness that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming...
Duration: 00:56:53Ticks / Monkey (1978)
Aug 07, 2025141. "They were diverse, and I fancied all three of them." Hello lovely weirdos, good to see you back in the Dungeon. Its a breezy, casual chat type of episode with a wide range of subjects. Kids TV from the late 70s, more sad celebrity deaths, balloon boy and masterchef. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and discussions of woke that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please leave a comment or follow us on Facebook. Thank you fiends.
#ticks #monkey #balloonboy #masterchef
Duration: 00:50:47Superman (2025) / Jurassic World: Rebirth
Jul 29, 2025140. "There was an inkling of me that was like, they better not kill this dog." Look up in the sky listeners! is it a bird? is it a plane? No, its the Betamax Dungeon podcast! Welcome to another chit chat style episode, this time round the dungeon doofs are in summer blockbuster mode. They've both been to the local fleapit to watch the new Superman movie (spoilers) and Jamie has watched the new Jurassic World movie (some spoilers). They also take a moment to discuss some recent trailers. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could...
Duration: 01:03:05Leprechaun
Jul 24, 2025139. "The configuration of the laces wasn't what you would expect." Top of the morning to you, dear listener. Welcome to the Betamax Dungeon! It's one of our exciting maim feature style episodes again. This week, Jamie and Fortch offer up a detailed analysis of Leprechaun from 1993. Lot of Warwick Davis on wheels in this one. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and terrible Irish accents that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please like and share this podcast. Thanks Fright fans!
#leprechaun
Duration: 00:48:5428 Years Later / RIP Michael Madsen / Labour's Of Hercules
Jul 15, 2025138. "Dude, if you fall over now, you will bust a nut." Hello deviants! Out of the dungeon this week, is another one of those chit chat type of episodes. Directionless, you might say. Jamie tells Mark all about 28 Years Later, while avoiding major spoilers. Mark has some more on Greek myth, and the dungeon pays tribute to the late Michael Madsen. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and Porkins, which some listeners could find offensive or irritating. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not leave a friendly comment or share...
Duration: 00:39:47Friday The 13th Part 2
Jul 06, 2025137. "He keeps falling over, and getting hit in the nuts, he's the least intimidating Jason." Gather round the campfire kids, whip out the marshmallows, and settle in, as we recount the terrifying legend of Baghead Jason Voorhees! Welcome to the Betamax Dungeon you weirdos, it's another maim feature episode. This week, we're back in slasher territory (in the woods) with Friday the 13th part 2. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thank you...
Duration: 01:00:16The Coffee Table / Predator: Killer Of Killers / Greek Myth
Jun 28, 2025136. "I've been listening to about 25 hours of Stephen Fry, whispering things about Greek stuff in my ears." Hello listeners, thanks for stopping by the dungeon once again. Its another casual chat, round-up type of episode. Jamie has watched a dark comedy from Spain, and a documentary about notorious local killers, Fred and Rose West. Mark has watched the latest offering in the Predator franchise, and been hanging out in his book nook. All this and some comic book chit chat as well. As usual, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you...
Duration: 00:42:18Westworld
Jun 17, 2025135. "Make the fangs foam!" Howdy strangers, welcome to the whiskey soaked saloon, that we call The Betamax Dungeon! It's summer holiday time and the dungeon doofs head off to a new fashioned, technological paradise of a theme park, for some old fashioned sex and violence. This week the main feature is Michael Crichton's Westworld. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not leave a comment or share this podcast with a friend? Happy trails partner!
#michaelcrichton #westworld<...
Duration: 01:04:17The Klansman / Lilo And Stitch / Final Destination: Bloodlines (No Spoilers)
Jun 10, 2025134. "I can't turn off, oh, it's because I've got a plaster on me hand." Greetings listeners, the dungeon door is open, enticing you once again with dark and forbidden delights! It's another casual chat type of episode. Mark has been watching a lot of Disney, Jamie's seen the new Final Destination entry and a klan exploitation movie from the 70s. Typically, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please like and share this podcast. Cheers dungeon friends!
#the klansman #liloandstitch...
Duration: 00:41:24Hostel
Jun 04, 2025133. "Mark, don't be afraid, because white pus would not dribble out of your face like that!" Hello there, listeners of the dark and diabolical. Thanks for joining us down in the depths once more. This episode, the dungeon dickheads take a look at Eli Roth's Hostel, the movie that helped coin the infamous phrase "torture porn." Typically, as ever, this podcast contains repeated ramblings, swearing, drunken opinions and repeated ramblings, that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it at least moderately redeeming, if you do, why not follow us on Facebook or leave an...
Duration: 01:20:28Thunderbolts*
May 26, 2025132. "I never understood the fascination with Kiss." Hello miscreants, welcome once again to the dripping bowels of the Betamax Dungeon. Its a casual chat episode, which this time round is about recent marvel movie, Thunderbolts* Warning!! Massive Spoilers!!!! The two dopes also discuss marvel movies in general, and in the dying minutes Jamie mentions gruelling, heartbreaking serial killer movie; The House That Jack Built. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and disturbing discussions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you gain some kind of enjoyment out of it. If you do, why not like...
Duration: 00:44:53Assault On Precinct 13
May 17, 2025131. "We've got to talk about the ice cream man." Pucker up buttercup! Welcome loyal deviants to another "maim feature" episode of the Betamax Dungeon. This week, the two numbskulls discuss early John Carpenter movie; Assault On Precinct 13. Or should that really be Precinct 9, division 13? I dunno. Not sure the numbers matter. What I do know, is that this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from it anyway, if you do, please like and follow this podcast. Thanks sweetcheeks! #assaultonprecinct13 #johncarpenter
Duration: 01:08:38Hardcore / Yellowjackets / The Cottage
May 08, 2025130. "That was three seconds thinking about Superman's key." Hey there you loveable little fruitcake. Thanks for joining us, this episode is one of those "casual chat" type affairs. Jamie and Fortch don't drill down on any particular movie, they just have a bit of a catch up. This episode, the two dorks discuss TV show Yellowjackets (no spoilers), comicbook physics, cannibalism, and movies; The Cottage and Hardcore. Typically, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and considerations of cannibalism that could irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, how about leaving a comment or...
Duration: 00:46:35Dressed To Kill
Apr 28, 2025129. "I love a stormy night denouement!" Whaddup weirdos! It's another "maim feature" episode of the Betamax Dungeon, this week the BD2 tackle a tale of murder, lust, and shower scenes, with Brian De Palma's Dressed To Kill from 1980. A homage of Psycho, this one turned out to be pretty divisive, down in the dungeon! As ever, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and boobs that could possibly irritate or offend. let's hope you get something out of the whole thing, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks cheeky chops! #dressedtokill #briandepalma
Duration: 01:14:21Sinners
Apr 25, 2025128b. "I think you'd probably grow new teeth wouldn't you?" Hello listener and welcome to a special bonus episode of the Betamax Dungeon. The two idiots have been to the local fleapit to watch Delta blues vampire movie; Sinners and just had to blab all about. if you haven't seen Sinners yet, please do so, because this episode is heavy on the spoilers. Typically this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you get something out of it, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? It would help thank you. #sinners...
Duration: 00:51:27Strange Darling
Apr 20, 2025128. "I've never been curious." Hello, lovers of the bizarre and uncanny. Put the kettle on, grab some tasty biscuits and settle in for another, "casual chat" episode of The Betamax Dungeon. This week the dungeon duo address a listener complaint, Jamie takes on the guise of agony aunt and the films discussed include; Strange Darling, Creep and Target (RIP Gene Hackman). As ever, this podcast contains swearing, rudeness, drunken opinions and discussions of piss drinking, which could offend or irritate. Hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please help us out and leave a comment or...
Duration: 00:44:04Samurai Cop
Apr 12, 2025127. "It was an experience!" Hiya beautiful people, welcome once again to a maim feature episode of the Betamax Dungeon. This week the two doofs offer a detailed analysis of; Samurai Cop from 1991. This movie was so bad it was enough to make Mark and Jamie completely forget that they ever had such a thing as a "swear jar", their roasting of this film is that vitriolic. Typically this podcast contains swearing (LOTS OF SWEARING SORRY) drunken opinions and swearing that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please like, or share, or...
Duration: 01:08:04The Monkey
Apr 07, 2025126. "Mark Fortune's Erotic Fiction Theatre!" Greetings once again you lovely chuckleheads. Welcome back to the all new, newly formatted Betamax Dungeon. In this episode; the dungeon duo have a casual chat about the other works of David Lynch, dirty books, "mystery box" TV shows and the recent Oz Perkins movie; The Monkey (Spoilers!!) Typically this podcast contains swearing, rudeness, racy bits and drunken opinions. Let's hope you see something redeeming in it, if you do, please leave a comment or share with a friend. Thanks Buddy! #themonkey #davidlynch #lost #yellowjackets
Duration: 00:43:41Wild At Heart
Mar 30, 2025125. "There's no grey area!" Whaddup weirdos, who's up for a midnight road trip into chaos and madness? Visionary director, David Lynch, sadly passed away earlier this year. For a belated tribute the two dungeon morons discuss the impact of his work in general, and present a main feature focusing on Wild At Heart from 1990. Typically, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and heated discussions as to the existence of grey areas, that could possibly irritate or offend. BEWARE! This movie contains a scene of sexual assault, which is discussed. Also, more piss poor impressions. Hope you find something about all...
Duration: 01:00:08Heretic / Heart Eyes / T2
Mar 24, 2025124. "He's got matted hair, crazy blue eyes, he's got a little bit of the rapscallion, Charles Manson about him." We're back in the dungeon baby! Thanks for sticking around, it's been a while. welcome back listener, we've returned from another brief hiatus, so this episode the dungeon doofs have a good catch up. There's tales of the mean streets of Chippenham, a fresh new format to contend with, a discussion, with spoilers, about two fairly recent horror movies, piss poor impressions and Mark has rewatched Terminator 2 with a more critical eye. All that, in under an hour!! Typically, this podcast...
Duration: 00:42:39Society / Babylon / Creature Commandos
Feb 04, 2025123. "We're gonna have a sandwich, and then shunt the shit out of you." Howdy ho weirdos, thank you for returning to the chilling embrace of the Betamax Dungeon. This episode; the two boneheads pay tribute to the late, great David Lynch RIP, Mark has been watching cartoons and Jamie has been watching inexplicable flop; Babylon. The maim feature is the seriously icky, subtle class system satire; Society. Beware!! This one is pretty gross! As usual, this podcast contains swearing, rudeness, drunken opinions and the grotesque. Hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, how about leaving a comment...
Duration: 01:28:36The Prowler / Wicked / Censor
Jan 15, 2025122. "Thats when the sheriff was buying his deodorant." Hello again, seekers of the strange and unusual. Welcome once again to the creepy inner sanctum of the Betamax Dungeon. In this episode; Mark explores his new found love of musical theatre, Jamie has watched a movie based around the video nasty hysteria of the early 80s and the maim feature is gory, atmospheric slasher; The Prowler. Typically, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions, and rudeness that could irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please give us 5 stars or leave a comment. Thanks chuckleheads! ...
Duration: 01:41:39Review of 2024 / Nosferatu
Jan 05, 2025121. "He looks like he stinks, and she still goes for it." Happy New Year you filthy animals! welcome back to the cozy, fireplace lit Betamax Dungeon. This episode, the dungeon dickheads discuss the best things what they seen in 2024 and they also venture to the local fleapit to watch Robert Eggers latest movie; Nosferatu. (Spoilers!!) Turns out this one was a little divisive. Typically this podcast contains swearing, rudeness, drunken opinions and paper rustling that could irritate or offend. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment anyway, please leave a comment. Thank you fellow creatures of the night! #nosferatu #reviewof2024
Duration: 01:53:36Lethal Weapon / Superman Teaser Trailer / The "Human" Factor
Dec 25, 2024120. "My criteria Mark, is sex and violence." Merry Christmas dungeon friends! Welcome to the festive special of the Betamax Dungeon. Loads of jibber jabber this episode listener, the new James Gunn Superman trailer has the dungeon doofs optimistic for it, and leads to chat about Venom and Dr Who. Mark has watched; The Moors, and Jamie has watched George Kennedy in the "Human" Factor. The main feature this week, out of leftfield, is Christmas classic; Lethal Weapon from 1987. As usual, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions, rudeness and gerbils that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you enjoy anyway, have...
Duration: 02:04:34C.H.U.D. / A Dark Song / The Wizard Of Oz
Dec 09, 2024119. "The chud hands look great!" Hiya cine freaks, our doors are wide and welcoming, step inside for some more ghoulish fun. This episode, Jamie has borrowed a dvd from a work mate and Mark has revisited a children's classic. The maim feature this week, is 80s sewer based monster romp; C.H.U.D. Also, stay tuned for more piss poor impressions near the end! Typically this podcast contains swearing, dodgy jokes, and drunken opinions that could offend or irritate. Hope you get some sort of kick out of it. Leave a bloody comment would you! Thanks chuddy buddies! #c...
Duration: 01:30:02The Beastmaster
Dec 02, 2024118. "We're gonna borrow one off you, and paint it black." Howdy ho dungeon fiends. Thanks for joining us. This episode the dungeon duo discuss recent trials and tribulations, including the sad death of horror icon Tony Todd, piss poor communication, localised flooding and a pesky missing episode. The maim feature this week is truly something to get excited about, it's epic 80s sword and sorcery "masterpiece"; The Beastmaster. Typically this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you get a kick out of it anyway. Hey, why not leave a friendly comment? Thanks dunge...
Duration: 01:48:55The Return Of The Living Dead / Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
Nov 18, 2024117. "Do you ever think about dying?" Hello Dunge heads. Join us once again, in a celebration of the weird and the macabre! This week; Mark delivers a spoiler free review of; Heretic, Jamie has also been to the local flea pit and has a spoiler free review of; Smile 2. There is also some emotionally vulnerable Star Trek chat, and the maim feature is 1980s zombie comedy; The Return of the Living Dead. Typically this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and rudeness that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you get a kick anyway, please leave a comment below. Also, watch...
Duration: 01:19:33The VVitch / Absolute Batman / Royal Rumble 99
Nov 07, 2024116. "What's she milking in there?" Hello fellow weirdos, step inside our dungeon door, but prepare yourself for the unearthly oddities lurking with in, there they are, just sitting on a sofa and conversing with gerbils. Oh boy, do we have a fun episode for you this week listener. Jamie has been reliving his childhood by reading Batman comics and watching wrestling, and the maim feature is Robert Eggers debut movie; The Witch. Typically this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and ranting that could irritate or offend. Hope you get some sort of enjoyment out of it, if you do, why...
Duration: 01:32:25May / Terrifier 3 / More on Joker: Folie a Deux
Oct 31, 2024115. "Cujo was obvious." Happy Samhain trick or treaters! Or Halloween for the normies! Welcome back to the pumpkin strewn, bat flappy Betamax Dungeon. This episode, there is more chit chat on the new Joker movie (spoilers skip to 24:42), Jamie has watched the splattery Terrifier 3 at the local flea pit (spoilers skip to 32:00) Mark has watched Dracula on a cruise movie; The Last Voyage of the Demeter (spoilers skip to 37:09) and the maim feature this week, is the Halloween themed, twisted character study; May from 2002. As usual, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend or irritate. Hope you...
Duration: 01:37:56Trick / The Substance / Cuckoo / Joker: Folie a Deux
Oct 24, 2024114. "He's clearly trying to swing a heavy object into my head." A spooky time indeed! You can almost smell the pumpkin spiced lattes in the air listener, as the dungeon duo start to get into a Halloween state of mind. Its another bumper episode for your fun loving lug holes, as this week Jamie and Fortch discuss three new releases; Cuckoo (spoilers skip 3:30 to 11:54), The Substance (spoilers skip 12:38 to 27:50) and Joker: Folie a Deux (spoilers skip 29:00 to 39:05). The maim feature is the Halloween themed slasher; Trick. I'm sorry, but as usual, this podcast contains swearing, rudeness and heavy opinions that...
Duration: 01:31:57Revenge Of The Ninja
Oct 15, 2024113. "Were they trying to boil her in a bath?" Boom! Another ninja kick to the face! How do listener, welcome to the action packed Betamax Dungeon. This episode sees the dungeon duo discuss upcoming releases, The Substance and Terrifier 3, Mark has been watching The Penguin TV show and the maim feature is violent, early 80s ninja movie; Revenge of the Ninja. As usual, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and general stupidity that could irritate or offend. Hope you enjoy it regardless, if you do, please leave a nice comment, all feedback is appreciated. Thanks listener. #revengeoftheninja #thesubstance #terrifier3 #thepenquin
Duration: 01:29:58The Relic / Rebel Ridge
Oct 08, 2024112. "Broadcasting live from Chippenham's historic radial gate!" Greetings once again from the darkside, thanks for joining us listener. This episode; Jamie attempts to boost local tourism and casts unwarranted doubt on the moon landing, Mark has been watching Rebel Ridge on Netflix and the maim feature is museum based monster movie; The Relic. The dungeon doofs had a lot of fun revisiting this 90s gem, we hope you do too. As always, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and nonsense conspiracy theories that could confuse, irritate or offend. Hope you get a kick out of it anyway, if you do...
Duration: 01:16:40Night Of The Comet / Django Unchained
Sep 27, 2024111. "Who owns the birds in the sky Jamie?" Whaddup Fright fans, welcome back to the spooky ass Betamax Dungeon! We've got another scintillating episode for you this week, Mark has been rewatching Django Unchained whilst revealing a possibly illegal hunger for duck, while Jamie has the price of cod, and general pet safety on his mind. The maim feature is under seen, 80s apocalypse movie; Night of the Comet. As ever, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and general idiocy that could irritate or offend. Hope you enjoy it anyway, if you do, please leave a comment or maybe share...
Duration: 01:19:35Gremlins 2: The New Batch / The Devil's Rain / The Deliverance
Sep 21, 2024110. "I could put an imaginary animal, that doesn't exist, in a bag and hit it with a shovel." Hey there groovy listener! Welcome back to the ghoulish depths of the Betamax Dungeon. This episode sees the two morons chat about; early 70s melt movie; The Devil's Rain, Mark has been watching Glen Close in The Deliverance on Netflix, and the maim feature is gleefully anarchic, parody sequel; Gremlins 2: the new batch from 1990. As ever, this podcast contains swearing, stupid comments, drunken ramblings and idiocy, that could irritate or offend. We hope you enjoy it anyway. Please like and share this...
Duration: 01:09:28Blue Steel / Alien: Romulus
Sep 12, 2024109. "Is it her sweaty belly button though?" Howdy ho action fans, ready to walk the mean streets of the Betamax Dungeon? This episode; the dungeon duo are back at the local fleapit to watch Alien: Romulus (spoilers skip 1:30 to 28:20) In space, no one can hear you gripe! and the maim feature, is tense, rookie cop v serial killer thriller; Blue Steel. That's right listener, we're dropping Blue Steel! As ever, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and buffoonery that could irritate or offend. Hope you get some sort of kick out of all this, if you do, why not leave...
Duration: 01:17:31Highlander / Trap
Sep 05, 2024108. "Thats got to be the best way to be immortal really." Hello pretty! Greetings deviant dunge heads. Enter the Betamax Dungeon, if you dare!! This episode; the two idiots get stuck at the local fleapit to watch M. Night Shyamalan's latest thriller; Trap (spoilers avoid 4:37 to 19:30 as we tear it a new one) and the maim feature is genre blending, time spanning sword fight movie; Highlander. As ever, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and references to outdated expressions that could irritate or offend, be warned. Hope you get some sort of laugh out of all this, if you do...
Duration: 01:13:01Tentacles / Longlegs / Deadpool & Wolverine
Aug 21, 2024107. "The harpsichord was going mental." Good evening suckers, welcome to another spine tingling episode of the Betamax Dungeon. This week; the dungeon duo totally spoil Longlegs (spoilers skip 2:25 to 18:41 ), they've also been to the local fleapit to check out the latest Marvel offering; Deadpool & Wolverine (spoilers skip 19:10 to 39:22 ) and our maim feature this week is inky Jaws rip off; Tentacles. This podcast contains swearing, rudeness and drunken behaviour that could offend. Hope you get some sort of cheap thrill out of all this, if you do, please leave a nice comment. Go on, do it! #Tentacles #longlegs #deadpool&wolverine
Duration: 01:15:50Poltergeist / Longlegs (No Spoilers)
Aug 12, 2024106. "That piece of meat, limping across the countertop? dunno why, terrifying!" Greetings from beyond the grave loyal listener! This week; Mark has visited a local gem of a cinema to watch Longlegs, and delivers a spoiler free review. Jamie has revisited Ti West's Pearl, and the maim feature is blockbuster haunted house movie; Poltergeist. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you get some sort of cheap thrill outta all this. If you do, how about leaving us a nice comment, only takes a second. Thanks friendly freako. #poltergeist #longlegs #pearl
Duration: 01:23:55Gator Bait / In A Violent Nature / Maxxxine
Jul 26, 2024105. "If they hadn't of given me that exploding head, I would have been fuming." Its gonna be a blood bath this week batty listener!! welcome to the Betamax Dungeon, up for discussion this episode; unique slasher; In a violent nature (spoilers avoid 3:10 to 14:55) Ti West's sleazy homage to Hollywood; Maxxxine (spoilers avoid 18:42 to 34:06) and we issue a TRIGGER WARNING!!! for our maim feature which contains scenes of sexual violence, which are discussed. This week the dopey duo are talking about 70s hicksploitation shocker; Gator Bait. As ever, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and repetitive rambling that could offend or...
Duration: 01:15:32Cube
Jul 18, 2024104. "Don't let em' look behind the curtain Jamie." Hello fiends, good to see you again. This week, amidst the excitement of a UK general election, Mark has been watching unique slasher; In a violent nature (no spoilers) and Jamie has travelled out of town to watch Kevin Costner western epic; Horizon chapter one (no spoilers). The maim feature, this week, is math horror head scratcher; Cube. As always, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and nonsense that could offend. Hope you enjoy, please like and follow this podcast. Cheers big ears!
#cube #inaviolentnature #horizonchapterone
Duration: 01:17:22Witchfinder General / Under Paris / The Bikeriders
Jul 16, 2024103. “England is ablaze with civil war." Hiya dunge heads, big spoilers warning this week, as we ask you to step inside and look at what we been watching. First up; Netflix shark movie; Under Paris (spoilers avoid 2:20 to 11:20) Jamie has been to the local fleapit to watch outlaw biker movie; The Bikeriders (spoilers avoid 13:30 to 20:05) TV series; Them gets discussed (spoilers avoid 20:15 to 30:00) and the maim feature is Vincent Price "classic", Witchfinder General. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. We hope you get some enjoyment out of all this, if you do, why not li...
Duration: 01:28:18Hardware / 10 To Midnight
Jul 16, 2024102. "She wouldn't touch my genitals with that robot hand." Hello creatures of the night, you are welcome once again to step across the threshold into the sketchy innards of the Betamax Dungeon. This week; Mark has been watching stop-motion, Jamie has been watching a Charles Bronson serial killer movie, and the maim feature is Richard Stanley's debut, the killer robot movie; Hardware. As ever, this podcast has swearing, rudeness and drunken behaviour that could irritate or offend. Hope you get some sort of cheap thrill from all this, hey if you do, why not like and follow this podcast? Thank...
Duration: 01:21:32House of 1000 Corpses
Jul 16, 2024101. "Not only is she murdering me, she's annoying with it." Howdy Goobers, thanks for joining us once again in the murky depths of the Betamax Dungeon. This episode, Jamie has been watching a lurid Italian zombie movie, Mark has been watching a hand puppet inspired slasher movie from the North of England, and the maim feature is Rob Zombie's debut movie; House of 1000 Corpses. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you get some sort of cheap thrill from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks sweetie. #houseof1000...
Duration: 01:31:13Psycho 100th Episode Special!
Jun 09, 2024100!! "Norman! Comb my hair, like you did when you were a young boy Norman." Throw your devil horn hands in the air dunge heads, and prepare to party with Jamie and Mark in celebrating their truly diabolical 100th episode! It's an extravaganza bonanza, that features; laughs, gifts, Igor, cryptids and murder, all awaiting just inside the dungeon door. Also this week; the two doofs visit the local fleapit to watch Mad Max spin off, Furiosa (some spoilers avoid 17:00 to 26:30). The long promised, maim feature is Hitchcock classic; Psycho. As ever, contains swearing and drunken behaviour that could irritate or...
Duration: 02:05:56Switchblade Romance (Haute Tension) / The Strangers: Chapter One
Jun 01, 202499. "You're a flasher!" Bonjour Fright fans! The Dark ceremony is about to begin, bring snacks! This week, Mark has been watching meditative werewolf movie; Blackout, and TV series; Them. Jamie has been to the local fleapit to watch baffling reboot; The Strangers: Chapter One, and the maim feature is blood soaked, psychological French slasher; Switchblade Romance aka Haute Tension. Directed by Alexandre Aja, this one really paints the walls red! As ever, contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you get a twisted kick out of all this, if you do, why not like and follow this podcast...
Duration: 01:21:04Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama / Late Night With The Devil
May 25, 202498. "She looked hot when she was robbing those banks, man." Alright you freaky little weirdo! Welcome back to the slimey insides of the Betamax Dungeon. This week; recent, fascinating, devil within out midst movie; Late Night With The Devil is up for discussion, and the maim feature is classic 80s boob/non-horror movie; Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. As ever, contains drunken opinions and swearing which could offend. Hope you get some sort of kick outta all this bullshit, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Cheers you little monkey! #latenightwiththedevil #sororitybabesintheslimeballbowl-o-rama
Duration: 01:04:47Ginger Snaps / Chompy & the Girls
May 18, 202497. "I would only shag a werewolf if I was a werewolf, maybe." Whaddup dunge heads! Hope you're in the mood for some riveting horror chit chat! This week; Jamie makes a regrettable social blunder regarding the upcoming M. Night Shyamalan movie; Trap. Mark has been watching a surreal cannibal movie?, and the main feature is Canadian, coming of age, werewolf movie; Ginger Snaps. As ever, contains swearing and controversial drunken opinions that could offend, hope you get some sort of twisted kick out of all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks cheeky chops...
Duration: 01:27:01Bad Dreams / Abigail
May 12, 202496. "There's something jammed up the turbine, its turned the hospital off." Hiya you loveable lunatics. Come inside for another fun filled edition of the betamax dungeon. This week, Jamie ponders cooker innovation and recent vampire ballerina movie, Abigail. Mark has been watching It: Chapter 2 and the maim feature this week is; Bad dreams. Is it just a dream warriors rip off or is there more than what meets the eye? As ever, contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you get some sort of illicit thrill from all this, if you do, how about liking or sharing...
Duration: 01:23:31Alice, Sweet Alice / The First Omen (No Spoilers)
May 05, 202495. "So you think you could knock out Mike Tyson without a table leg?" Greetings Dunge Heads! We're back with another fun packed episode, this week, nuns in peril movie; The First Omen gets a compare and contrast with the recently released Immaculate. The main feature is psychological slasher Alice, Sweet Alice from 1976, which gets the once over, plus all the usual gubbings, nonsense and drivel. If all this floats your boat, why not give us like, a share or tell a friend !
#alicesweetalice #thefirstomen #immaculate
Duration: 01:11:51Night Of The Living Dead
Apr 26, 202494. "They're coming to get you Barbra!" Howdy ho dunge heads. Thanks for joining us once again. This week, Mark has been catching up on Curb your enthusiasm, Jamie has a spiritual encounter in a Doctors waiting room, and the main feature is George A. Romero zombie classic; Night of the Living Dead. As ever, contains drunken opinions and lots of swearing that could possibly offend. Hope you get some sort of kick out of all this, if you do, how about leaving a comment or giving us a 5 star rating. Thinks lovely listeners. #nightofthelivingdead
Duration: 01:19:21Intruder / Godzilla x Kong
Apr 19, 202493. "Stop shitting on Bruce Campbell man!" Greetings goobers! Packed episode again, this time we have our first ever live action guest; Paddy the dog. The dungeon duo have also braved the horrors of the local fleapit to check out the latest legendary monsterverse film; Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (some spoilers). The main feature is single location, supermarket set, splattery slasher; Intruder. As ever contains swearing and drunken opinions and nonsense that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of kick out of all this, if you do, why not leave a comment? Or follow this podcast? Thanks film...
Duration: 01:15:51Class of 1984 / Immaculate (No Spoilers)
Apr 11, 202492. "Take a look at my face. I am the future. How do you like what you see?" Hello you gorgeous bastards. Welcome back to the Betamax dungeon! It's another packed podcast for your fun loving ear holes. Jamie and Fortch have been back to the local fleapit to watch scary nun movie; Immaculate (no spoilers!) and the main feature is sleazy, mean-spirited, delinquent horror; Class of 1984. Also, The Manson family! As ever, contains swearing and drunken opinions and idiocy that could irritate or offend. Hope you get some sort of kick out of this, if you do, why not like...
Duration: 01:23:14The Wraith / When Evil Lurks (No Spoilers)
Apr 06, 202491. "Mark's pulling a funny face listener." Howdy-ho thrill seekers, the dark ritual is about to begin, join us! Lots of chatter this time round; Jamie has exciting Ghoulies news, Mark has revisited Starship Troopers, there's a Clint Howard tangent, and the main feature is car based, vengeful ghost movie; The Wraith. Buckle up dunge heads, for some high velocity action! As ever contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate and offend. Hope you get a kick out of all this, if you do, why not like, follow and share this podcast? Thanks dude! #thewraith #whenevillurks #starshiptroopers
Duration: 01:11:15Alien
Mar 26, 202490. "I thought there was someone at my window, but I've got daffodils there." Greetings deviant listener! The dungeon door is open, why not step inside? Its another bumper episode, popping up in the chat this time round; Lovecraft Country, an anthropomorphic animal serial killer comic, Ultimate Spiderman, scooby doo, captain caveman and Gamera. The main feature this week is definitely one you've heard of, it's Alien from 1979. A game changing Sci fi horror classic! As ever, contains drunken opinions and swearing and mentions of symbolic rape that could possibly offend. Hope you get a kick out of all this, if...
Duration: 01:52:02Ghoulies / Dune (No Spoilers)
Mar 18, 202489. "Wow, the retro kid." Hey weirdo, nice to see you. This week, Mark has sand in his crack from checking out all the Dunes. Jamie has a few corrections and has been watching TV. The main feature this week is another one of those little creatures run amok movies. Ghoulies from 1984, which features wizards, black magic and piss poor break dancing. As ever, contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some ghoulish enjoyment from all this, if you do, please like and follow this podcast. Thanks listener! #ghoulies #dune
Duration: 01:07:35Squirm / The Black Hole
Mar 07, 202488. "He can't smile and talk at the same time." Hello there lovely listeners! Nice to have you back. We've got another loaded episode for you this time round. Popping up in the chat; The Black Hole, slang terms for money, Ernest Borgnine, the vapours, and tv show The Curse. For the main feature the dungeon doofs discuss icky 70s worm attack movie; Squirm. Thats right, I said worm attack movie. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks Buddy! #squirm #theblackhole #thecurse
Duration: 01:27:53Altered States / Two Minute Warning
Feb 26, 202487. "Wow, look at our pentagon." Hey weirdo, nice to have you back in our innards, of the dungeon, that is. This week the dungeon duo discuss the loss of a beloved national treasure, Steve Wright RIP. Jamie has been watching The White Lotus TV show, and 70s disaster/crazed sniper movie; Two Minute Warning. For the main feature, the two knobheads discuss trippy Ken Russell movie; Altered States. Grab a blanket and some heart warming snacks, then settle in for a come down of truly cinematic proportions. Also, The Superbowl from an ignorant English perspective. Hope you gain some kind...
Duration: 01:15:19My Bloody Valentine
Feb 14, 202486. "What happened to your Dad, Axel?" Happy Valentines day dunge heads! Hope you have a lovely romantic day, you know, with flowers and chocolates and candlelit suppers. Kissing and stuff. This week; Jamie has a burrito related existential moment in Swindon Town centre, the dungeon doofs discuss possible Valentines day date options and in keeping with the romantic theme, the main feature is 1981 slasher classic; My Bloody Valentine. As ever, contains swearing and drunken opinions and stupidity that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of wonky enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this...
Duration: 01:41:46Maniac Cop / Grizzly Man
Feb 10, 202485. "My nickname in prison, would be Stinky." Hiya listeners! Step inside and join us on another journey into the bizarre and wonderful. This episode; Jamie has been spending a worrying amount of time on a Nintendo game and also dabbling in the realm of Japanese pinky violence films. Mark has been watching tragic, Timothy Treadwell documentary; Grizzly Man, and for the main feature the dungeon duo are back on the mean streets of New York City, for 80s, fuzz based slasher; Maniac Cop! As ever, contains swearing, drunken opinions and stupid things tumbling outta of Jamie's big gob. Hope you...
Duration: 01:12:36All The Colors Of The Dark / Saltburn
Feb 04, 202484. "Make it a bit more welcoming." Whaddup dunge heads, welcome back to the Betamax Dungeon. This week; Jamie has discovered why everyone is banging on about Saltburn (spoilers, avoid 2:30 to 8:30), and for the main feature the dungeon dickheads discuss the surreal, 70s satanic panic movie; All The Colors Of The Dark, starring the iconic Edwige Fenech. As ever contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend, hope you gain some kind of twisted enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? #Allthecolorsofthedark #saltburn
Duration: 01:06:55Hatchet / Rebel Moon / The Beast Must Die!
Jan 23, 202483. "He fucked up the time I met Tony Todd." You grubby little ghoulie, once again we have you in our vice like grip! Welcome back to the Betamax Dungeon dunge heads!. Loads to talk about this episode; Mark has been watching bizarre werewolf mystery movie; The Beast Must Die! Jamie has watched Zack Snyder's latest; Rebel Moon (spoilers, avoid 12:40 to 28:45) and for the main feature the two idiots have a lengthy discussion about Adam Green's debut movie; Hatchet. As ever, contains drunken opinions and swearing that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you gain some kind of twisted enjoyment out...
Duration: 01:17:00Enter The Ninja / Review of 2023
Jan 11, 202482. "They hadn't found gold for ages." Bang! Ninja kick to the face! Happy new year dunge heads! Welcome once again to our creepy ass bowels. We've got another bumper episode for you, to keep you warm in the winter months. First up, the dungeon duo discuss their favourite movies of 2023, and for the main feature they take a trip back to the early 80s ninja craze to watch Cannon film's Enter the Ninja from 1981. As ever, contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend, hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like...
Duration: 01:46:53Silent Night, Deadly Night / The Pope's Exorcist (No spoilers)
Dec 24, 202381. "Put this habit on and beat the shit outta me." Merry Christmas dunge heads (phew! just in time), break out the egg nog and mince pies! Welcome to our special holiday Yuletide celebration!! As a special Christmas gift to you, the dungeon doofs discuss recent exorcism movie; The Pope's Exorcist, and for our main feature; we're doing festive slasher; Silent Night, Deadly Night from 1984. Comically mean spirited and controversial, it's right up the betamax dungeon's wheelhouse. Warning!! The movie contains scenes of sexual assault plus the usual swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of...
Duration: 01:30:56Basket Case
Dec 22, 202380. "Maybe he's been filing them down, he's got two hands." Hello again thrill seekers, we're beckoning to you in a faintly creepy manner, why not step inside the dungeon once again? This week Mark has been down an unexpected rabbit hole, and there's a brief discussion of dated sit-coms. For our main feature we're back on the scuzzy streets of New York for low budget "classic"; Basket Case. Warning!!! Contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of twisted enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not follow or share this podcast? #basketcase #talesoftheunexpected
Duration: 01:12:07Graduation Day
Dec 16, 202379. "How is he gonna be happy with the turtle?" Hiya dunge heads. Welcome back to our slimy, monster filled inner sanctum. Lots to chat about this week, to start, the duo discuss a couple of recent trailer releases, Jamie is haunted by an eerie episode of Tales of the Unexpected, Tobe Hooper pops up briefly and our main feature this week, is early 80s slasher; Graduation Day. Warning!! As ever contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, how about following, rating and sharing this podcast? Thanks...
Duration: 01:57:44Dog Soldiers / Thanksgiving (No Spoilers!)
Dec 09, 202378. "You can only sleep with people that have never seen you in a film." Whaddup dunge heads! Nice of you to drop into the depths again. We've got another thrilling, bumper episode of fun for you this week. Topics covered include; Jason and the argonauts, the new Japanese Godzilla movie and which cinemas it may play in, Mark has been watching various werewolf movies, and Jamie has been back to the local fleapit to watch Eli Roth's Thanksgiving (don't worry, no spoilers!) This weeks main feature is Neil Marshall's Dog Soldiers from 2002. This squaddies V werewolves movie features; cracking acting...
Duration: 01:56:16The Exterminator
Dec 03, 202377. "The cost of beef in New York is too high!" Greetings ghoulies, its good to have you back in our clutches. This episode you can expect; further criticism of the introduction and theme tune, brief chatter regarding Edgar Allan Poe, the extended cut of Batman v Superman and seven samurai in space. For the main feature the dungeon duo head back to the grimy grindhouse era of New York City and watch violent, urban vigilante movie; The Exterminator from 1980. Listen in as Jamie and Fortch discuss; the explosive opening 6 minutes, the gruesome beheading scene, cooking a hotdog with wires out...
Duration: 01:46:43Wrong Turn / More Tales of the Unexpected
Nov 22, 202376. "I think he pops up in the sequels, yeh, I'm not sitting through any of them soon." Hiya weirdos, I see you're back to take another cheeky peek into the abyss. If you can get past Jamie's atrocious introduction, then there's plenty of dark fun in store for you this episode. Mark has been watching more Tales of the Unexpected and Jamies been watching the new Netflix series; Fall of the House of Usher (spoilers for episode 2). This weeks main feature is back woods, mutant hillbilly horror; Wrong Turn. Listen in as the dungeon goofballs discuss; the difference between a...
Duration: 01:59:59Creature From The Black Lagoon
Nov 15, 202375. "I was hoping my noise box would do all the heavy lifting." Hello dunge heads, nice to have you back again. This episode; Jamie unveils his crappy new introduction (with added sound effects!), he's also been to the local flea pit to watch Killers of the Flower Moon (don't worry, no spoilers!!) theres brief chat about John Carpenter's Escape from New York and for the main feature the dungeon doofs take a look at classic, man in a rubber suit, Universal monster movie; Creature from the Black Lagoon 1954. Warning! As ever contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope...
Duration: 01:31:31Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Nov 07, 202374. "I think he was only letting down his kids, no one important." Autumnal greetings listener. Nice of you to join us in the rancid depths again. This week the dungeon duo are still in a Samhain state of mind, so the main feature is insane Halloween sequel; Season of the Witch. This third entry in the franchise is so bonkers that it doesn't even feature Michael Myers! What it does have though is killer robots, an evil Irish toymaker, the theft of stonehenge, an inappropriate fling, a dumb twist, and masks, so scary, they will seriously mess your head up...
Duration: 01:53:56Trick 'r Treat / The Creator / Halloween
Oct 31, 202373. "I dont want strangers knowing about my fish dying! What?" Boo!! Wa-hey listener. Welcome to Halloween in the dungeon!! Or Samhain if you happen to be a druid, Wiccan or serial killer. Why not take a break from apple bobbing, pumpkin carving or body disposal and have a listen to this weeks podcast? This episode the dungeon duo get fully into the spooky spirit of things and discuss Halloween anthology movie; Trick 'r Treat. Also popping up in the discussion; analysis of Dr Loomis in Halloween, piss poor fancy dress choices, and the duo have braved the horrors of the...
Duration: 01:42:49The Warriors
Oct 25, 202372. "Mine just looked like thunderbirds two." Can you dig it? Hiya dunge heads, nice of you to join us again. This episode, the dungeon duo discuss; the phantom raspberry blower of olde London Town, further character assassination of scaffolders, Mark has been watching Steve Coogan in The Reckoning, Jamie has been stuck on a boss in the Resident Evil 4 remake and a listener shout out turns into a brief discussion of crude penis drawings. The main feature is Walter Hill's 1979 gang warfare movie; The Warriors. This cult classic features; cutting edge street fashion, a bat fight, fear of moral and...
Duration: 01:42:51Re-Animator / Saw X / Toxic Avenger trailer
Oct 18, 202371. "Maybe you're putting a scaffolding up." Hello you lush weirdo, its nice to have you back in our bowels, we've got a truly diabolical episode for you this time round. Listen in as the dungeon duo discuss; the new Toxic Avenger teaser trailer, Jamie's recent trip to the local flea pit to watch Saw X, another detailed analysis of nudity, and the main feature is splatter classic; Re-Animator, director Stuart Gordon's lurid adaptation of a H.P Lovecraft tale. It's another over the top, 80s romp that features gore, nudity and a glistening Jeffrey Combs. Warning!! Contains swearing, heavy breathing...
Duration: 01:46:21Vamp / Chuck Palahniuk
Oct 12, 202370. "You can go to Tescos and look at a woman's face!" We're back listener! With a brand new spooky ass theme tune, just in time for the Halloween season! This week the dungeon bozos discuss; the recent Zelda game; Tears of the Kingdom, a correction regarding Eli Roth's Thanksgiving trailer, Jamie looks forward to the new Saw movie, and for the main feature; the duo take a trip to the neon lit, wrong side of town for 80s, stripper vampire movie; Vamp. This one features an iconic Grace Jones performance, a seedy night club, protocol regarding audience numbers when booking...
Duration: 01:52:37Species
Oct 05, 202369. "They're a gang of cock blockers, just chasing after her for the whole movie." Howdy ho listener, ready for another mind bending trip into the chilling world of the betamsx dungeon? The chatter this week covers; Valiant and Image comics of the 90s, a family visit to the local fleapit to watch A Haunting in Venice, and the main feature is H.R Giger inspired, horny alien on the loose movie; Species. This one contains; nudity, cutting edge alien design, a squirrel attack, tangents that lead to Cocktail, and Roadhouse, and Jamie makes a case for equality when it comes...
Duration: 02:04:45Shakma / Thanksgiving trailer
Sep 30, 202368. "Its not about the size Mark, its about the fury." Hello you huggable and supportive dunge heads, ready to take another plunge into the weird and bizarre world of the Betamax dungeon? It's monkey business as usual this week (sorry), as the two boneheads roll the dice, and take a chance on another movie they've never seen before! The risky main feature this week, is killer baboon movie; Shakma. What will be the final verdict on a movie that contains; live action role-playing, Roddy McDowall, a murderous, angry monkey, creepy, inappropriate crushes and endless boring corridors? Also up for discussion...
Duration: 01:08:04District 9 / Tales of the Unexpected
Sep 24, 202367. "Are you sure it was you that put the bread in the bed?" Hiya you beautiful freak, the dungeon door is wide open, venture in if you dare! Come on, hang out with us. This episode, the main feature is Neil Blomkamp's amazing Sci-fi debut; District 9. Listen in as the dungeon duo discuss; advanced alien weaponry, the zero to hero character arc of our protagonist, the moving performance of Sharlto Copley, and never judging an alien until you've walked a mile in their robo power suit. Also popping up in the chit chat; Jamie's worrying nocturnal habits, cheating at boxing...
Duration: 01:39:11Bats / Planet Of The Apes
Sep 14, 202366. "When Optimus Prime died, I cried, it was like his leg had come off again." Whaddup you gorgeous dunge heads, good of you to hang with us again in the inner sanctum of our wonky ass dungeon. This episode was recorded on Jamie's actual, real life, IRL birthday, so as a treat he got to pick the movie again. Determined to choose something that he and Fortch had never seen before; this week's main feature is Bats from 1999. Lou Diamond Phillips out of Young Guns is in it, and its about killer bats, what more do you need? I'm in...
Duration: 01:44:01Warning Sign / Police Academy
Sep 09, 202365. "Its like having a trifle, oh this is nice!, on the top a lovely bit of cream on the top, sprinkles on it, and then its shit underneath." Hiya listener. Always good to have you back in the creepy bowels of our spooky dungeon. This episode the two dickheads discuss viral outbreak thriller; Warning Sign. Fondly remembered by Jamie from his distant youth, its fair to say that inspite of a top notch cast, Fortch is fervently unimpressed. Also up for discussion; the Police Academy movies, Jamie's take on the recent Guardians of the Galaxy movie and more superhero chit...
Duration: 01:31:08Gremlins / The Meg 2
Aug 30, 202364. "Billy, is a shit pet owner!!" Hello dunge heads, thanks for returning to our funky little dungeon. This week the dungeon duo discuss a wide range of stuff after a brief summer break; the main feature is Joe Dante's gateway horror classic, Gremlins. Fortch has also been to the local fleapit to watch the Meg 2, which sparks a conversation about shark attack movies and jamie has been down a Cronenberg rabbit hole. Hope you gain some enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not follow us or give a 5 star rating? Warning!! As ever contains drunken opinions and swearing...
Duration: 01:34:01Amsterdamned
Aug 20, 202363. "Some of the chewbacca outfits were a bit ropey." Hello again you beautiful seeker of the weird and wonderful, it's good to have you back in the bowels of the dungeon. This episode the dungeon duo visit the land of clogs, tulips and windmills. Theres no time for a cup of tea and a sandwich in a ganja cafe though because a murderous frogman is stalking and terrorising the canals of Amsterdam! Can maverick cop Eric Vissor get the girl and catch the killer? That's right listener, this week our main feature is the 1988, sub aquatic, Dutch slasher; Amsterdamned. Also...
Duration: 01:44:24Hellraiser / The Twilight Zone
Aug 05, 202362. "The cenobites? Are they perverts?" Hello again strange listener, it's good to have you back. This week the dungeon duo muck about with a mysterious puzzle box and take a day trip to hell to discuss Clive Barker's Hellraiser! Listen in as they discuss a splatter classic created by a true visionary of the horror genre, also popping up in the chat; Fortch revisits his favourite Twilight Zone episodes, Jamie remembers the Razorline comic imprint and a controversial method of getting blood off a sofa is revealed! Warning! As usual, contains drunken opinions that could offend! Hope you get some...
Duration: 01:41:33Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous / Alien franchise chat
Jul 25, 202361. Hiya dunge heads! Prepare yourself for some serious action! We've another exciting episode for you dear listener. This week, Jamie displays a limited knowledge of voodoo folklore, Mark attempts to introduce the Alien franchise to an apathetic, younger generation, and our main feature is mid 80s action/adventure movie; Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous. Listen in as the dungeon duo discuss; the controversial casting issues, the edge of the seat statue of liberty set piece, guard dogs more intelligent than our hero, murderous construction workers and the art of dodging bullets. Warning! As ever, contains drunken opinions that could offend, I...
Duration: 01:35:20Critters / Star 80 / The Omen
Jul 18, 202360. "You got zero percent Guinness all over your shoe, if it had any alcohol in it Mark, I'd be aghast." Burning incense, the damp blue walls, the devices of torture, a mountain of analogue tapes, weird chanting and two bare-chested, oiled up morons in executioners hoods, it can only mean one thing listener. You're back in the magical, creepy and yet dopey world of the Betamax Dungeon! We've got another thrilling episode for you listener. Jamie is still obsessing over the tragic story of playmate of the year, Dorothy Stratten. Fortch revisits classic anti-christ coming of age movie; The Omen...
Duration: 01:05:26Maximum Overdrive / The Flash / Bones and All
Jul 12, 202359. Hiya listener, are you sure you're in the right place? This is the Betamax Dungeon, a safe space for weirdos, deviants, and generally unhinged people. Who also happen to love movies! As you've just read for yourself in the title above, we've got another jam packed episode for you, up for discussion with the dungeon duo this time; superhero movie burn out, cannibals on the road, Morticia Addams, and the main feature is Stephen King's coke, AC/DC and testosterone fuelled directorial debut; Maximum Overdrive! Possible alien interference has made the machines act like arseholes, can the rag tag group...
Duration: 01:51:59Upgrade / 3 From Hell
Jul 03, 202358. Hello again you little weirdo, welcome back to the betamax dungeon, we've missed you. This episode; Jamie suffers a case of satanic memory loss, the duo discuss the recent "This Morning" scandal, Rob Zombie's 3 From Hell, and the main feature is Leigh Whannell's sci-fi action thriller, Upgrade. A movie that seems to share Jamie's pessimistic view of modern technology, it also features decent gore, kinetic fight sequences and an ending so fatalistic it should have been made in the 70s. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? ...
Duration: 01:46:34