They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!
By: They're Not Even Real Housewives Though Podcast
Language: en
Categories: Tv, Film, Reviews, After-Shows
Welcome to 'They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!', a UK based Housewives podcast where two friends come together to share their love of the hit Bravo series "The Real Housewives". Join us each week as we sit down with a glass of wine and discuss the latest episodes in all their messy, chaotic glory. From over-the-top drama to shocking moments, we'll give our unfiltered opinions on all the juicy details. So grab a drink, relax, and join us for some wild and hilarious conversation on 'They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!'New Episodes Drop Monday. Make sure you subscribe...
Episodes
Housewives, Pro International Fallers!
Dec 15, 2025We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S10 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S6 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S15 Ep 2.
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Duration: 00:45:49The Catholic Church Knows How To Email? Who Knew?!
Dec 09, 2025We catch up on the new Vanderpump Rules, The RHOA divorce, new Married to Medicine, RHOP S10 Ep 8 & 9, RHOSLC S6 Ep 11 & 12 and RHOBH S15 Ep1!
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Duration: 01:10:26The Theme This Week is Boats!
Nov 04, 2025We recap RHOP S10 Ep4, RHOLDN Reunion Part 1 and RHOSLC S6 Ep 7. We'll recap Housewives Wife Swap and RHOC on the next episode.
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Duration: 00:54:36Meredith's Bad Day!
Nov 03, 2025It's a week late, sorry!
We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S10 Ep 4, Real Housewives of London S1 Finale, Real Housewives of Orange County S19 Ep 16 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S6 Ep6
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Duration: 01:23:22They are not in Scotland!!!
Oct 15, 2025We're back, with terrible editing and sound quality! We've had some serious technology issues - Sorry!
We recap RHOP S10 Ep 1, RHOM S7 Reunion Part 1, RHOC S19 Ep 13, RHOSLC S6 Ep 4 and RHOLDN S1 Ep 8. Hopefully next week, we'll be back properly.
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Duration: 01:12:52Summer is over, but London is here!
Sep 15, 2025We're back from our summer break!! We get into Real Housewives of London, Real Housewives of Orange County and Real Housewives of Miami!
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Duration: 01:06:43The one from the floor!
Aug 04, 2025A special IRL episode this week. We recorded while Rosie did my lashes - it's all over the place, but we do manage to recap Atlanta, Orange County, The Valley, and Miami.
See you in a couple of weeks! We're taking a break for summer.
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Duration: 00:58:22How about not freaking out?
Jul 28, 2025We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Reunion Part 2, Next Gen NYC Finale, Real Housewives of Orange County S19 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Miami S7 Ep 7.
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Duration: 01:12:09Bravo have the rights to her funeral!
Jul 23, 2025It's late this week, sorry!! We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Reunion Part 1, Next Gen NYC S1 Ep 8, The Valley S2 Ep 14, and Real Housewives of Miami S7 Ep 6.
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Duration: 01:19:50Janet the Fan is happy, Orange County is Back!!
Jul 14, 2025We respond to the Brock cheating story - Scheana, the smartest girl in the group???
TW: SA and EDs.
We recap Real Housewives of Orange County S19 Ep 1, The Valley S2 Ep 13, Next Gen NYC Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Miami S7 Ep 5.
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Duration: 01:18:13Such a Charlie, our new fav insult!
Jul 07, 2025We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 17, The Valley S2 Ep 12, Next Gen NYC Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Miami S7 Ep 4.
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Duration: 01:22:57The one where we discuss two episodes!
Jun 30, 2025TW: We discuss the comment made by Brit to Kelli - around the 15min mark.
We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Eps 15 & 16, The Valley S2 Eps 10 & 11, Next Gen NYC Eps 3 & 4 and Real Housewives of Miami S7 Ep 2
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Duration: 01:17:05What's good for the hole... RHOM is back!!
Jun 16, 2025What a week to be alive! Real Housewives of Miami are back and boy did we miss them!
We recap Love Hotel Ep 7, Real housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 14, The Valley S2 Ep 9 and Next Gen NYC S1 Ep 2
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Duration: 01:25:10Erika Jayne at Koko!
Jun 09, 2025We saw Erika Jayne in the flesh and she was amazing!
We recap Love Hotel, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Summer House, The Valley and Next Gen NYC
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Duration: 01:16:46Better Late Than Never!
Jun 02, 2025So... Completely forgot to release an episode last week - very sorry!!!
We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 11, Love Hotel S1 Ep 4 and The Valley S2 Ep 6.
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Duration: 01:22:19She's The Ultimate Buy A Wife Kit!
May 19, 2025We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 10, Love Hotel Ep 3, The Valley S2 Ep 5 and Summer House S9 Ep 14! What a week to be alive, Welcome Back Secret Lives of Mormon Wives!
The most beautiful Housewife list comes in around 30min 40secs!
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Duration: 01:34:20Angela Oakley - MVP!
May 12, 2025We have no notes for this week, so it's a nonsensical ride!!! Recap of Love Hotel Ep 3, Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep9, The Valley S2 Ep 3 and Summer House S9 Ep 13.
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Duration: 01:18:47You Seem Sad & Not Good At S*x!
May 05, 2025Love Hotel is finally here and it is giving us life!!! We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 8, Summer House S9 Ep 12 and The Valley S2 Ep 3. Bravo TV is heating up for the summer - finally!
Also, only 1 month to go until we see Erika Jayne at Koko!
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Duration: 01:31:43The Valley Is Back!
Apr 28, 2025Let's go Season 2 of The Valley! It's shaping up to be a good one. We get into Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion and Summer House too!
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Duration: 01:13:48You Came In Strong, I am Strong!
Apr 14, 2025We're back after a little break! We get into Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Reunion Part 1 & 2, Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Eps 4 & 5 and Summer House S9.
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Duration: 01:16:28The RHOA Husband Who Is A Petty Little B*tch...
Mar 25, 2025This week we recap the long awaited Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Eps 1 & 2, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Eps 15 & 16 and Summer House S9 Ep 6. Atlanta feels like home doesn't it?
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Duration: 01:03:14She's Not That Wild!
Mar 10, 2025We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Reunion Part 3, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 14 and Summer House S9 Ep3. We also briefly touch on Denise Richards' new show. What do you think, we're not sure...
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Duration: 01:07:27At Least Say I Love You First!
Mar 03, 2025We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Part 1 & 2 Reunion, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 13 and Summer House S9 Ep 2.
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Duration: 01:12:46Only Two Years Left To Catch A D*ck!
Feb 20, 2025Trigger Warning - Talk of suicide
We recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 11 and Rosie watched Summer House for the first time ever, so we talk about S9 Ep 1.
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Duration: 01:13:52It's All Going to Sh*t!
Feb 10, 2025This week we recap Real Housewives of New York S15 Reunion Part 1 and 2, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 17, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 10 and Real Housewives Salt Lake City S5 Reunion Part 3.
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Duration: 01:05:00We're All In A Lose, Lose, Lose!
Jan 27, 2025We recap Real Housewives of New York S15 finale - oh dear lord, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 15, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Reunion Part 1.
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Duration: 01:22:10We're A Recap Show That's Forgotten the Episode!
Jan 20, 2025Rosie spoke to herself this episode because Tijani's video wasn't working! Fun times were had! We recap Bravo TV's, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 14, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 7, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 14 (and the reunion lewks!) and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 16. Whew those messages!
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Duration: 01:18:43New Show for 2025... Vicki Gunvalson, Bounty Hunter!
Jan 13, 2025Happy New Year Everyone! We're back with a recap of Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 6, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 13 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 15.
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Duration: 01:19:18Goodbye Kyl...2024!
Dec 24, 2024Merry Christmas!! It's the last episode of 2024! How has your year been? Any highlights?
We recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 5, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 12, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 14.
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Duration: 01:37:26The One Where Salt Lake and New York Angers Us!
Dec 16, 2024We are full of joy for the festive season! Not - lol! What is up with the Royal Mail and their opening hours?!
We recap Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 10. We briefly touch on Married to Medicine too.
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Duration: 01:22:35Top Gun is the new Sound Bath!
Dec 09, 2024We recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 3, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 9, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 10 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 12.
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Duration: 01:19:20It's Beverley Hills Time Baby!
Nov 26, 2024Sorry it's late this week!
We recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep7, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S14 Ep1, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep10 and Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 8!
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Duration: 01:24:26She's A Weird Duck!
Nov 18, 2024We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep6, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep7 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 9.
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Duration: 01:28:19How Many Twins Are There In The Bravo Universe?
Nov 11, 2024This week we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 5, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 8, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Reunion Part 1!
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Duration: 01:13:54Clueless, yes she is and she's aware!
Nov 04, 2024We're finally getting back into the swing of things. We recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 7, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 4, Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 17 and Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 5.
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Duration: 01:34:31Objectively Ryan be lying
Oct 29, 2024Not even going to list episode numbers because we took a break and now we don't know where we are! We sort of recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18, Real Housewives of New York S15, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5.
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Duration: 01:33:15The New York Ladies Are Back!
Oct 07, 2024Real Housewives of New York is back! And dare we say it, we missed them and they feel like home! We recap Ep1 of S15 and Jenna Lyons has serious coat game!
We had zero notes for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 13, so our recap is sketchy at best. But one thing we do know is Alexis Bellino acted like a prize tw*t!
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Duration: 01:19:38Sharp As A Spoon!
Sep 30, 2024We recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep2 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 12.
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Duration: 01:26:30Salt Lake City Season 5 Is Here!
Sep 23, 2024We're a bit more on topic this week! We briefly recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Reunion Pt 2 because it wasn't giving, so we gave it a few minutes! We get into Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 1 - what a premier and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 11.
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Duration: 01:26:08The episode where we Mention It All!
Sep 16, 2024The episode where we can't stick to Bravo TV topics! We digress a lot! Somewhere in the episode we recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Reunion Part 1 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 10. Honestly, we drift off, but stay with us!
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Duration: 01:16:45What are they going to do with a farm?
Sep 09, 2024Word on the street is back, we've released this episode on time. I think we're back people! Still don't have Hayu Fan Fest tickets and we're not salty at all - LOL!
We recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 13 (season finale) and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 9.
#teamshannon all day!
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Duration: 01:14:59We're Also Going To Hell!
Sep 04, 2024Our recaps of Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 8 are all over the place! We get distracted, jump around the episodes, but it's fun, stay with us LOL!
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Duration: 01:05:47RHODubai's Sara is an conundrum!
Aug 26, 2024We're back and regular programming is resuming! We recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Eps 6 & 7 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Eps 10 & 11.
It feels good to be back and Bravo TV schedule is improving!
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Duration: 01:23:14RHONJ S14 Finale!
Aug 07, 2024RHONJ S14 Finale - It's here, but is it the end of Real Housewives of New Jersey??? We recap the S14 finale!
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Duration: 01:04:24Bumper Episode - RHOC S18 Is Here!
Jul 22, 2024Season 18 of Real Housewives of Orange County is here people! We recap Eps 1& 2.
We also get into Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 10 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 6 & 7!
It's summer, so we'll be taking breaks, check out our social media and subscribe to see when new episodes will drop.
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Duration: 01:52:52Has He Even Been Tired?
Jul 08, 2024Next Week's episode will be delayed to make sure we recap the RHOC season premier.
We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 9 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 5.
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Duration: 01:10:39Don't Start None, Won't Be None!
Jul 01, 2024We get into the Kenya Moore of it all. How are you feeling about her not returning to RHOA?
We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Dubai Season 2 Ep 4. Enjoy!
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Duration: 01:06:40It's not the intention, it's the impact!
Jun 24, 2024We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 7 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 3. Seriously, we need more Bravo shows to air.
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Duration: 01:14:26Marry, F, Kill with the Countess!
Jun 17, 2024We finally talk the Countess Luann! Then go onto a chat about our nights and days out, so to avoid that skip to 12mins.
We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 2. We need more Bravo TV Shows, what is happening with this schedule, because we just end up talking about random things! Do you enjoy that, should we edit it out?
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Duration: 01:06:00She has Sutton-itis!
Jun 10, 2024This episode was recorded the night before we went to see The Countess in Marry F Kill at Koko Camden. We will recap our experience in another episode!
We try to recap two weeks of Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Eps 4 & 5, Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 3 and The Valley S1 Eps11 & 12.
Question - when was this season of RHONJ filmed, was it before or after the Bravocon Joe Gorga explosion?
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Duration: 01:30:16He's Not That Tall, But Can Look In Windows
May 27, 2024We get right into this week with recaps of Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 3, VanderPump Rules S11 Reunion Part 2 and The Valley S1 Ep 10.
We even touch on S5 of The Kardashians - Kris Jenner is the GOAT. Argue with yourself.
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Duration: 01:15:17The Brunch That Kept On Brunching!
May 20, 2024Rosie is a medical marvel. Joe Gorga got me (Tijani) all fired up - LOL! Getting a bit tired of Bravo treating me like an idiot.
We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 1 and The Valley S1 Ep 9.
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Duration: 01:19:12All Things Bravo with Brummy Mummy of 2!
May 13, 2024This week we are joined by the amazing Emma aka Brummy Mummy of 2. She's an Instagram sensation, Author, YouTuber and Podcast host. We ask her all about her trip to LA, heading to Schwartz and Sandys and her meeting with Tom (but which one?)
We talk all things Bravo and get into the S11 Vanderpump Rules Finale, S14 Real Housewives of New Jersey Premier and the always giving The Valley S1 Ep 8.
If you don't already, go follow Brummy Mummy of 2 on all the things! Listen to her podcast - The Phone Box...
Duration: 01:22:23What does Jax Taylor & Fred Flinstone have in common?
May 06, 2024We digress a bit this episode, blame Bravo TV, we're bored!
We talk about the Alexia and Marysol podcast about Tod, Netflix's Baby Reindeer, the TLC doc, Bravo Ultimatums, we both sing - it's a whole thing.
Eventually we recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 14 and The Valley S1 Ep 7.
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Duration: 01:22:23Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown - The new Jenn & Ryan!
May 01, 2024Re-Release RHONJ Countdown Reunion Part 2!
What a week! We have Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Real Housewives of Atlanta and the finale of Vanderpump Rules Reunion. Whew, it's a lot.
Rosie and I don't mess about and get straight into it.
#PUMPRULES ends with us being a bit annoyed with this revelation teaser, but are living for the throuple.
#RHOC is back and Tamra is activated. But keep the s*x chats to a minimum please.
#RHONJ Big Frank is hitting us...
Duration: 01:40:09Re-Release RHONJ S14 Countdown! Tits and Teeth Babe
Apr 30, 2024RHONJ S14 Countdown - We've hit the reunions!
SOUND DISCLAIMER: Slight internet issues, so Tijani sounds like a robot occasionally.
Rosie and Tijani are back and get straight into Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Pt2. It's the week of explosive reunions, with Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Reunion Pt 1 too!
We finally talk about Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 and Kandi was missed in Ep4. The Marlo and Kenya drama is getting to be too much. It was funny, but it's crossed the line now.
Don't forget to...
Duration: 01:42:23New Episode!! VPR and The Valley Keeping Us Going
Apr 29, 2024Potential TW: We talk the 3rd part of Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion and Gordon and his Bipolar diagnosis.
We also recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Eps 12 & 13 and The Valley S1 Eps 5 & 6
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Duration: 01:32:08Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown! - We love drunk Jen Aydin
Apr 29, 2024Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown!
Disclaimer, we had sound and internet issues. There's some back ground noise and weird static voices now and again during the episode. We're sorry!
Rosie and I are recapping Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 12 and Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep 12.
RHONJ - The husbands steal the episode and we love them!
PumpRules - Schwartz, just OMG. He is the worst. Tijani makes a confession about Jax Taylor - yea, it's not great. LOL
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Duration: 01:22:05Re-release RHONJ S14 - Countdown! - Introducing Roachel!
Apr 28, 2024Re-release RHONJ S14 - Countdown!
We're back and we don't waste any time getting into the latest rumblings in the Bravo universe. I know everyone is tired of Scandoval, but honestly Rosie and I aren't and we have christened Rachel, Roachel (someone else's gem)!
We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 11, Vanderpump Rules S10 The Wedding and Aftermath and Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 Finale!
RHONJ - They're in Ireland and honestly, we're disappointed, but Jen Fessler steals the show. Are you team Rachel or team Danielle?<...
Duration: 01:41:00Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown - Do you trim your husbands armpit hair?
Apr 27, 2024Re-release day 6! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!
DISCLAIMER - Tijani is wasted this episode. Just a heads up, it gets a bit wild and we've left in the outtakes because, well, it's funny.
This week Rosie and Tijani recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 9, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 and Vanderpump Rules.
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Duration: 01:28:42Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown - He's got most of his fingers missing!
Apr 26, 2024Re-release day 5! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!
This week Rosie and I are joined by a spacial guest, Renate! She fills us in on the Sonja Morgan show in San Francisco! Newsflash, it was a shambles - makes us love Miss Morgan so much more!
We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 8, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 and Vanderpump Rules S10!
RHONJ - Whose version of the pizza oven story do you believe?
RHUGT3 - Pepsi is still MVP and we're...
Duration: 02:03:54Re-Release countdown to RHONJ S14 - Oranges & Roundabouts
Apr 25, 2024Re-release day 4! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!
Sorry it's late this week, Tijani has been away!
We're only recapping Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Eps 6 & 7 and Vanderpump Rules S10 Eps 6 & 7.
We'll catch up again in the next couple of days to recap Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 Eps 1-3 and parts 2 & 3 of Real Housewives of Miami Reunion.
PumpRules is really messing with our minds, we both agree we would hate f**k Sandoval. Schwartz is clearly hiding something and Katie Maloney is the...
Duration: 01:32:06Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown - Is he suing for the amount he owes on Ashley's House?
Apr 24, 2024Re-release day 3! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!
This week Rosie and I start a new segment - Send us your life hacks and general shitty day to day issues to notevenhousewivespodcast@gmail.com, completely anon unless you want a shout out!
We get into gossip from the streets about HWs past, present and future (is Michael Darby suing for the amount he owes on Ashley's house?). Sadly we recorded before the PumpRules drama exploded, we will get to it.
We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S7...
Duration: 01:47:22RHONJ S14 Countdown Day 2! - Flamingo with Goats
Apr 23, 2024Re-release day 2! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!
It's our birthday, it's not a special episode, that's coming (we've not had time).
We do rant a lot about random stuff though because there's only 2 episodes at the time of recording. We cover the Superbowl, JLo's new tattoo and other musings.
When we do talk about Real Housewives, we recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 2 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Eps 13 &14.
RHONJ, Rachel and Danielle are bringing it, we're obsessed.
RHOM Kiki...
Duration: 01:03:14Re-Release for RHONJ S14 Countdown- Vanderpump Rules and New Jersey is back!
Apr 22, 2024In the run up to S14 of RHONJ, we'll be releasing the S13 Recap Eps!
During the recording we work out that it's almost our 1 year Anniversary. 20th Feb marks our first ever episode!
This week we cover Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Finale and Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 1. Rosie starts Vanderpump Rules, but isn't doing the work and is starting at the new season. We get into it about the various characters and bars owned by LVP. Tijani hasn't seen Real Housewives Miami because NowTV is sh*t, but...
Duration: 01:30:07Scheana only V.I.Pees!
Apr 15, 2024Do you have one of those Roombas or other branded auto vaccums? Do you have any wild stories? Has yours spread dog sh*t across your house?
What do you think about the Baldwin's joining RHOBH? We're low key here for it.
UK peeps, make sure you vote on 2nd May! Your voice matters!
Eventually we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 11 and The Valley S1 Ep 4.
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Duration: 01:28:01Vanderpump Villa - Oh lala!
Apr 08, 2024There is something living in the walls of the room I record in, so my audio is echoey. Sorry! But I can't go back in there LOL!
Rosie and I are back after a Easter Break.
We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 1, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 10, The Valley S1 Ep 3 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Villa!
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Duration: 01:35:28Get his D*ck Out Because It's Tiny & Funny!
Mar 25, 2024So, Netflix is giving more than Bravo right now?!!
We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 17, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 8, The Valley S1 Ep 1 and Buying Beverley Hills S2 Ep 1. Just a FYI, we have zero idea who is who on The Valley.
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Duration: 01:54:50When is Jo, because it's not 2024?!
Mar 18, 2024We recap the final part of the S6 Real Housewives of Miami Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 16, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 7 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 3.
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Duration: 01:31:57A Brock In A China Shop!
Mar 11, 2024Do we give 5* content? Would you review us and let us know? Thanks luvs!
We've booked tickets to see Countess Luann at Koko in London - come see us and hang out with the Countess.
Anyway, we talk the RHONJ trailer, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep15, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep6, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 2 and Erika Jayne's Bet It All On Blonde. Spoiler - Rosie wasn't a fan of Miss EJ's show.
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Duration: 01:40:25The Kandi Burruss of Sandwiches!
Mar 04, 2024It's reunion week!! We recap Real Housewives of Miami S6 Reunion Parts 1 and 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hill S13 Reunion Part 1 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 5.
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Duration: 01:53:39First Stage Of Rage!
Feb 26, 2024Do you commute to work using public transport, can you please share your funny stories? The things you must see, hear or smell, we need to know! Email them over to notevenhousewivespodcast@gmail.com
We get into the Reunion lewks for RHOBH, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep13, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep4, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep17 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep17.
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Duration: 01:52:45Superbowl Ruined Our Bravo Week!
Feb 19, 2024What is up with no Bravo Shows when there's sporting events? However, we are here for Beyonce's country album announcement!
Because of the Super Bowl (ugh) we only recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 16 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 16.
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Duration: 01:21:05Merce is Dispersed!
Feb 12, 2024We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 12, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 15 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 15.
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Duration: 01:21:17Vanderpump Rules is BACK!
Feb 05, 2024We recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep1, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 14 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 14.
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Duration: 01:35:34Monica - Queen of Self Sabotage?
Jan 29, 2024What a week! We get into weird conspiracy theories on the internet, cats on a train and musicals.
In between all of that we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Reunion Finale, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 23 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 13.
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Duration: 01:31:02Where's Theres Smoke, There's A D*ckhead
Jan 22, 2024We recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Reunion Pt 2, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 9, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 12.
RHOP TW - to avoid listening to the sensitive topics of SA, skip to 56:36:59
Rosie has had a complete mare with the Hayu app, is there a better way to watch these shows?
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Duration: 01:34:17We Need A Friend Like Marysol!
Jan 15, 2024This week we get into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 8, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 11 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 11.
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Duration: 01:36:04RHOSLC Finale and Some!
Jan 08, 2024Episode 2 of the New Year and we're getting back into it. We still drift into random topics, so bare with - LOL. We get into recaps around the 11min 20sec mark.
We recap the highly anticipated Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Finale and boy did it deliver.
Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 10 gives us epic Erika. Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 10 kinda flopped, Ana should've come better.
Sad times because RHONY Legacy Girls Trip is over! We need more Kristen, Sonja and Luann on our screens.
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Duration: 01:40:50It's Not Right! - Christmas & New Year Episode
Jan 02, 2024WARNING - Audio isn't great and someone was eating during some of the recording - not naming or shaming LOL
Happy New Year! This episode is a mess of Rosie and I just catching up after Christmas. We do briefly talk about Housewives but it's mostly us chatting sh*t, literally, we don't discuss anything sensible. So feel free to skip to around 26mins when we start Housewives chat.
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Duration: 01:30:15RHONY Legacy Girls Trip!
Dec 18, 2023It's finally here RHONY Legacy Girls Trip! We get into the first 3 episodes in no particular order.
You gotta love a RHUGT especially when it features our favourite Real Housewives of New York ladies - even Ramona!
This is our last episode of 2023! We shall be back first week of January.
Have a fabulous Christmas - muah!
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Duration: 01:17:26Dinner Party From Hell Pt 2 - It's still about Kyle's Marriage
Dec 11, 2023Between some mic issues and snot filled hosts, the audio is a bit off in some parts.
Sorry, but Christmas spirit is here people! We have tough questions, ferrero rocher or a christmas ham?!
We recap Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 6, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 5, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep13, Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 Ep 7.
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Duration: 01:23:04Salt Lake, It Must Be Salty!
Dec 04, 2023We cover everything from getting pregnant to second weddings, it's a lot!
In and amongst that we recap Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 4, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 4, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 12, Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 6.
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Duration: 01:30:34Cocktails In A Capri Sun!
Nov 28, 2023It's not our best week for remembering what happened. We digress a fair amount. Sleep has been lacking - sorry guys.
We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 3, Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 3, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep5.
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Duration: 01:21:3390s Fashion Is Back - Are We Old?
Nov 20, 2023We've come to the conclusion that we're old and it's terrifying, why are we living through a 90s revival??
We recap Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 3.
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Duration: 01:34:03Married 2 Medicine Is Back - Show Them Respect!
Nov 13, 2023We're adding a new show to recap! Rosie has finally got with the programme and joined the Married 2 Medicine stan group!
Also, who knew Rosie was an Usher fan?!
We get into Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep1, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 1, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 3, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 9 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 2.
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Duration: 01:31:39BRAVOCON 23!
Nov 06, 2023We're back! Let's be very clear, we are not happy about not being at Bravo Con! LOL
But Bravo TV has been bringing it this week, we have A LOT to say.
Tangents ensue, but we recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Reunion, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Eps 1&2, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 1.
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Duration: 01:49:46Episode 22 - I want an honorary doctorate in Thursdays
Oct 31, 2023Re-release of a popular episode!
This is the last episode for a few weeks. We'll be back recording 19th August.
Rosie and I discuss Real Housewives of Dubai, BH and Atlanta. We skip Ex-Wives Club this week, but touch on how much we love hungover Brandi.
We also discuss clothing designers and which ones are safe to like.
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Duration: 01:37:45Who doesn't want to get slapped by 1000 d*cks!?
Oct 23, 2023Hello guys, it's a new week and a new recap sesh!
We get into Real Housewives of New York S14 Finale and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 7.
We're taking a little break, so no new episode next week.
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Duration: 01:27:28You Can't Navigate Ice & You're From Utah!?
Oct 16, 2023Hello you lovely lot! Thank you for the recent ratings, we really appreciate it. If you don't already, head over to Twitter and Instagram to give us a follow and say Hi!
This week we recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Reunion Pt 2.
Bravocon is fast approaching and it's not cool that we're not attending, who else thinks Bravo TV should do something this side of the pond?
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Duration: 01:25:49EFF A Duck Part 2!
Oct 09, 2023Why would you feed a duck McDonalds?
After realising we have so many amazing Bravo TV shows dropping soon, Rosie and I get into Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 12, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Reunion Pt 1.
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Duration: 01:30:21From Dust & Cobwebs to Fish Vag*na Eggs
Oct 02, 2023There's a surprise guest at the start of recording! It was terrifying - LOL!
When I say I didn't see your suggestions for Andy coming! After my initial shock, I love it.
We recap Real Housewives of New York S14 ep 11, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Finale.
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Duration: 01:37:18You Just Have A Dirty Mouth - Charming!
Sep 25, 2023Hello! It's a new week and what a week for us Bravo TV fans. Do we know how Archie is? That's the question we all need the answer to.
Rosie and I share our most embarrassing stories, care to share yours? We'll keep it anonymous.
TW - We briefly touch on Russell Brand.
We recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 15.
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Duration: 01:38:01The Real Grandparents of Mecca!
Sep 18, 2023Tijani is sick this week, so sorry about snot sounds - LOL! We talk about school and the amount of admin we need to manage for our kids. Potential TW - We touch on the Danny M case at the beginning, around the 7mins-10mins mark.
We recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Conclusion, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 2 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 14.
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Duration: 01:44:19Don't p*ss in my face & tell me it's raining!
Sep 11, 2023Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back people and what a premier! S4 kicked off well and new girl Monica is another great casting choice, well done Bravo TV! Sushi Nachos though, yes please!
Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Part 1 was giving so much more than the whole season.
Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 8 is in Aquilla, we're not happy with how they are treating Jenna.
Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 13 is all about Emily, drunk, sober we don't care, she's amazing.
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Duration: 01:50:02Summer is over - They're not even real housewives though podcast
Sep 04, 2023It's been 2 weeks and we've got to talk about. We discuss all kinds of things including At Home With The Fury's - we're obsessed with Paris.
We eventually recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Eps 6 & 7, Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Eps 15 & 15 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Eps 11 & 12.
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Duration: 01:50:07Rosie Wrote A Poem! - They're not even real housewives though podcast
Aug 28, 2023Another throw back episode this week. Do you remember when Rosie wrote a poem?
OMG! Rosie wrote a poem and it is EVERYTHING! The recaps of Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Reunion Pt 2, Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Ep 15 just don't seem as good!
What do you think?
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Duration: 01:30:53He has itchy sperm - They're not even real housewives though podcast
Aug 21, 2023While we're taking a little break here's a throw back to one of our most listened to episodes.
This week Rosie and I recap the Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Reunion pt 3, Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Reunion Pt 1. We also chat about Vanderpump Rules because, well, we're obsessed!
Tijani plans to test out a hangover life hack sent in by one of you lovely lot, find out next episode how it goes. Keep them coming, send us your life hacks via email or socials.<...
Duration: 01:36:37OG of the OC is BACK! - They're not even real housewives though podcast
Aug 14, 2023We're back (after a little break) recapping Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Orange County and Real Housewives of New York.
We discuss everything from jump scares to falling off bar stools.
No new episode next week FYI.
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Duration: 01:31:20Caviar On A Pringle? - They're not even real housewives though podcast
Jul 31, 2023We're back recapping Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep8, Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep2 and Crappie Lake.
Still no hilling in RHOA, we see Tamra's t*ts in RHOC, garment bags are the order of the day in RHONY and we get distracted by cow's balls in Crappie Lake.
We'll be taking little breaks in August dates will be mentioned in episodes.
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Duration: 01:44:43