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By: Post Unavailable
Language: en
Categories: Comedy
4 big, rude boys from a small South Ontario town vibe with you and discuss the backroads of the internet, pop culture, or Canada, in conversations that should always be deleted later.
Episodes
Episode 237: Forward Facing Goat
Dec 15, 2025Huff on this one hotshot, we're talking about not watching the Game Awards, David Cage Star Wars, Canadian Dhalsim, Tim’s donuts Mount Rushmore, futa semantics, ai coded algo slop, untrained sandwich artists, Halal ranch, gold haki, forward facing goats, Dr. Pooshittle,nas fiends, Newfoundland mustard pickles, and pickled pub eggs. I bet you can't handle it.
Duration: 01:05:39Episode 236: Ghostbuster Bodycams
Dec 08, 2025Who ya gonna call? As we inch closer to our inevitable holiday hiatus, we've scraped together a nice episode all about Dusk Till Dawn drinking games, Kill Bill's Lost Chapter, The Grinch meal, Tron movies, Jared Leto's He-man, Grinch movie rankings, Ontario Ghostbusters, roadkill superstitions, bird shit cope, sidewalk autism, breaking the piss matrix, basketball fouling fouls, skating fall testing, the hockey dad, Royal Mail mundanity, console lifespans, and destroying your family for the work wife. Some of my favourite things.
Duration: 01:10:14Episode 235: Pizza Sweat Nostalgia
Dec 01, 2025Lock in for greatness with the PU crew as they talk cat game metas, rat-based tv, protecting Slim Shady, the Tomba 2 video, GDQ vendors, pizza sweats, the Wicked cast hijinks, Wicked 2 spoilers, Vin Diesel headline, The Mud 2025, playing hide and seek at work, Walking Dead powerscaling, Davis Clarke goes postal, lolcow milking, Chris Chan bodycam footage, The Perfect Neighbour, drive by bow and arrow attacks, and eating a parasite out of an eels mouth. Don't even try to chirp, buddy.
Duration: 01:04:24Episode 234: r/RichardGere
Nov 24, 2025We filibuster in front of Canadian parliament by talking about Kirkification, ai investigation, server farm towns, curating shame experiences, Nickocado’s monster, Mark Carney ai, charming the tech teacher, everything is pudding, making Trump laugh, Predator fame, r/richardgere, billion dollar indie games, Adi Shankar, Canadian parliament attacks, regional Dalai Lama, everything is Fortnite, Dichen Lachman, and Mario lore. We have more we could talk about.
Duration: 01:09:09Episode 233: Monkey White Guy Racist
Nov 17, 2025It's all lore and oversharing in this one, as we talk about doing more character work, machete licences, the British tv gestapo, Renaissance Melee tournament, What Kind Of A Podcast Is This, Diddy Blud, Chris’ race-baiting uncle, Vince Slapchoppi’s Wokebusters, Pedophobia, MAGA singers, Joker rap vocal stim, R'as al Ghul's made up race, Prodigal Son song, jacking off on Webkinz, big gym propaganda, spin class call outs, weed pen vs crack, Zyn fiends, HR policy under Trump, Epstein riffing, blocking the Subway Takes account, cows can smell rain, Chris’ excuses, caving to call out videos, old unpopular YouTubers, and 20...
Duration: 01:05:29Episode 232: Marineland Graveyard
Nov 05, 2025There's a place I know in Ontario where the 4 whitest boys you know talk about Chinese whispers, drunk cyberpunk, niche Halloween costumes, québécois jumpscare, speed running semen retention, gooning psy op, vacuum seal therapy, making grandmas more racist, gun powder night , firework hooligans, British trick or treating, Chris Carbone’s Monster Madness, Black Koreans, Marineland bears, Polar Bear Park, the Trailer Park Boys pilot, His Master's Voice, crap dvd bin, Chowder vs Rowley, Kosher wigs, and Ed Gein's YouTube channel. Everyone loves it.
Duration: 01:08:32Episode 230: Sic Semper Six Seven
Oct 13, 2025Prepare to be sworn in, as it's time for another Feud 34, the world's most upsetting gameshow! This time the boys contest to see who can name the US Presidents and Canadian PMs showing the most skin online. We also discuss adding more countries, Ontario civil wars, mega provinces, Trudeau's son, Vegas pennies, stealing grocery carts, the Deal Or No Deal penny, the JFK - Lincoln connections, Noah’s namesake, Jumbo, and Chris' nuts. It's going to be a good term.
Duration: 01:15:20Episode 231: All Bald Barbers
Oct 06, 2025You shouldn't be seeing this but since you're here anyways enjoy us talking about the Eagles vs ICE, worse Ontario cities, 67 research, rage baiting suspension, live show at Riyadh, Gaming World Records 2025, Goosebumps speedrun, work shits, advanced math burn outs, Project M on Survivor, Nintendo's nuclear option, Chinese AI straight couples, online AI detective, UK McDonald’s, Being Ian's Gob episode, resetting to cable tv, Teenage Jesus, ethnic barbers and the new Sentinel Islands. Welcome to the future.
Duration: 01:07:43Episode 229: Bunch of Munsch
Sep 22, 2025Boo! Just kidding, it's us again, and this time we're yapping about 40 eggs games, Podomatic, click farms, getting right wingers riled up, Robert Munsch approved assisted suicide, Jordan Peterson crying for attention, Swedish suicide pod, hiring dark web hitman, hating free speech, TSA competition, chinese train 9/11, Pinocchio Dark Souls, Grandpa Joe video games, Zack and Cody vs Sephiroth, no more game menus, Battle Brothers, Israeli video games vs Palestinian games, mainstream bible games, one handed games on Steam, Yoshi's Mysterious Bush, Nintendo patents, Chinese indie games, Ben Affleck 3D model, Final Fantasy Spirits Within, and poo eating propaganda. Won't...
Duration: 01:06:10Bonus Episode: World's Worst Teachers - Chair Pranks and Nationalism with Ms. G
Sep 15, 2025To give the PU crew a break this week, we have a very special treat, that being the test pilots for a new podcast Noah started a long time ago called World's Worst Teachers. A show about teachers bombing observations, failing students, and getting through it all. In this second of two inaugural eps, Noah (Mr. F) interviews with his former teachers college colleague/enemy Ms. G about teaching in Toronto, Poki, computer fascism, chair pranks, nationalism, and teacher jargon. Now show some respect and listen.
Duration: 00:39:48Bonus Episode: World's Worst Teachers - Crashing Out with Mr. Alan
Sep 15, 2025To give the PU crew a break this week, we have a very special treat, that being the test pilot for a new podcast Noah started a long time ago called World's Worst Teachers. A show about teachers bombing observations, failing students, and getting through it all. In this first ep, Noah (Mr. F) talks to fellow burnout teachers college grad, Alan about teaching in Australia, candy bribes, the "there, there..." technique, walkie talkie nonsense, angel investing, teacher turn around, and asian hinge. Class is now in session baby.
Duration: 00:47:43Episode 228: Upyermukluk
Sep 08, 2025Good morning beautiful, you are just in time for the a new PU where we're talking John Williams doing our taxes, British pride, Epstein’s nakama, Sort by Poo Big Foot edition, cryptid Mt. Rushmore , dire wolf dna, sabretooth squirrels, white supremacist yetis, plesiosaur girls, Fur Affinity denial, VR strip clubs, shower shows, fur suit water boarding, monkey arm extenders, bush in early film, new Lorax leaks, Woke of the Libs, lost Yvon of the Yukon episodes, frontier wives, YTV shutting down, Chinese Ferb, the Monster by Mistake theme song, Jimmy Neutron's first interracial couple, Frankie Muniz voice work, The...
Duration: 01:10:01Episode 227: The Dublin Gar-Par
Sep 01, 2025Our hiatus is officially over with our first "family-friendly" ever made. And by family friendly I mean we're talking nostalgia investments, Youtubists, Joe Rogan simulacrums, Daily Wire Diddles, the Comedian in Chief, YTV tariffs, Canadian child psy-ops, Instagram puzzles, weed merchant certification, child-proof weed packaging, podcast arms race, 3D printed scimitars, Chris' shotgun trap, University prison cells, Nando's redemtption, chicken wing enrichment, secret menu hacks, airport Wendy's, back-sweat security checks, National Railway hell, The Man in the Basement, the art of the tv remote, download code hotlines, and Kojimaless games. I don't know if this will pass censors.
Duration: 01:09:47Episode 226: Murder on the Epstein Express
Jul 21, 2025All is revealed as our crack reporting team unveils the secrets behind Fantastic foreskins, Sopranos MCU crossovers, Kevin Spacey Epstein Files, Murder on the Lolita Express, JD Binks, MDickie game catalogs, Bible games, old shitty games, mandatory arcades, Banjo Kazooie sucks, Gex remaster, Sonic Super Hard R, Dilbert vs Garfield, The Lasagna Zone, Snoopy Tennis, The Ides of Dilbert, Garfield slop, Chinese Sonic wet market, Chao breeders, the perfect game, The Amazing Digital Circus, friendslop and mascot horror, and MatPat’s gamer party. If we are wacked soon, you'll know why.
Duration: 01:08:59Episode 225: Baboon Lockdowns and Drive-Thru Pizza
Jul 14, 2025The PU boys have returned from their many travels, ready to regale their loyal listeners with tales of Vrbo Palestine, cotty scams, never buy insurance, Greek weed, Hitler's personal sauerkraut, the Joey Chestnut record, Major League Eating rankings, Squirt from a yard glass, Badlands Chug's service dog, YouTube housing market, alligator sized incinerators, explore page ai slop, Billy Joel's coma, being mean to celebrities, the Instagram activity tab, Post Unavailable flotilla, Ai podcast remake, Spotify robot artists, being primatistic, feeding seagulls pennies, monkey package delivery, baboon lock down, the big mammal, Martin Cabello III, the Sonichu omnibus, funniest Chris...
Duration: 01:17:06Episode 224: Pouring Coke on the Parthenon
Jun 22, 2025Welcome back boys, Basie and Noah hold down the fort and get down to business with the we ball cycle, David Fincher Lego tutorials, Trump's parade, pardoning the Burger King plane guy, King of the Hill deaths, internet inspectors, blood pressure outlier, getting safeguarded at the pool, social media police, Zack Snyder bomb threats, Facebook dead internet, getting in trouble at the Parthenon, England is yelling, MdotR , astronaut whippets, lying to doctors, Piss and Shitties, Mission Impossible flashbacks, Tom Cruise clones, game discourse slop, the Switch 2, video game boomers, and old YouTube glimmers. Real shit.
Duration: 01:14:04Episode 223: Tomb of the Unknown Twink
Jun 08, 2025You've found us! We were just talking about Basie's milk kettle, Noah’s blind orthodontist, John Travolta's whereabouts , Uwe Boll's wife, the Zelda movie, Elden Ring cast, Kojima's USB, Meet n F history, being kept up with the Kardashians, the genius of Dance Moms, American tv, irreplaceable life skills, ai novels, abusing robot employees, Terraria jokes, The George Clooney cut, Pedophile Rapist Dog Sunscreen, French justice system, Italian Jesus, Texas trip, Polish Brexit, the redditor in chief, Canadian nukes, and Chernobyl urban explorers. Now go away please!
Duration: 01:06:05Episode 222: Whipping Bakugans at a Wall
May 19, 2025Whoa that's a lot of 2s, but don't worry we're here to talk about owning Kevin O’Leary, PP heads, Jim Crowe Remastered, Nic Cage Spider-Man, LA Noire movie, Diddy Kong's redesign, French Canadian cartoons, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Yu Gi Oh wars, wishing you were in the Chaotix world, Zatch Bell child fighter, every McDonald’s toy, ruining Yu-gi-oh tournaments , shitty Sonic handhelds, Russian McDonald’s rebranding, The Chocolate Rain Guy, The List of YouTubers, Boogie’s pain, stopping video games, Chinese Minecraft, omega level mutants, JFK spoilers, after school charisma, the Death of a Salesman video game, Flinstones suicide...
Duration: 01:10:02Episode 221: 100 Gorillas and Other Jokes From Family Guy
May 11, 2025Howdy ho neighbourino do you wanna hear something sick and F'd up? How about an ep about Noah’s last day, supply McDonald’s workers, sending wives to Australia, Busch Boys, the gorilla situation, Peter's Odyssey, not gay uncles, human trafficking flattery, Superman's mysterious orb, GTA 6 trailer psychos, our famous YouTube friends, small LA creators bum fights, Summit Ice removal, autism registry test, most dangerous Canadian cities, Yukon Tower of Babel, slave highway work, The Night of 1000 Bong Smashes, Trump never conceding, riding a horse too fast, and Oblivion girls. Or is that too much for a BABY like you?
Duration: 01:07:40Episode 220: Minerving My McGonagall
Apr 28, 2025Magic awaits you as the boys return to the world's most upsetting game show Feud 34 to dissect which Harry Potter characters they think psychos want to bone the most. Noah's lovely fiance Amanda also joins us to discuss buying a Switch 2 or European prostitute, the Amsterdam of south Ontario, Basie's kidneys, why people vote conservative, the boys who fucks, rooster missions, Weezy, doing Bellatrix on it, Thimbleshag Bristletits, Polish Hagrid, Albus Brian Griffin Dumbledore, cucking Draco Malfoy, Myrtle Moanington, and checking your patronus. Wands at the ready!
Duration: 00:57:39Episode 219: Sexy Purple Emo Game
Apr 28, 2025Fully immerse yourself into the World of Warcraft as Basie and Noah run duos on Azeroth and lead you through Asmongold's whole thing, Warcraft furries, WoW expansion packs cool factor, sexy fantasy purple nerds, giving up WoW for lent, game names immersion, parsing 99, WoW simulations, wiping your bloody gums against the wall, the most expensive item and best WoW player in the world, the JCS apology, zombie house flipping murder, advice for family killers, Gabby Petito cops, coasting with no qualifications, learning who your neighbours are, cop dps, kids clowning on the Minecraft movie, banning white boys, no more...
Duration: 01:23:31Episode 218: Dad's Hulk Room
Apr 07, 2025The boys take a look at people's basements as we discuss prawn shelters, chicken nugget plastic, Iroquois fillet o fish, oomsday prepper foraging, Mattdog, Teletoon Retro, Looney Tunes screams, Switch 2 Canadian price, Donkey Kong crafting system, 302 Dalmatians, Paraplegic Rocket League, Bloodborne 2, video game patents, Crazy Taxi sanity system, plug and play systems, Flight Simulator joystick, gen z Ghostbusters, psychotic collections, the Green Goblin shelf, Girl John Wick, rating Hulk collections, astral projecting into basements, Oxford card show, wife’s Reddit account, pop-up Anne Frank houses. Gotta catch 'em all.
Duration: 01:05:00Episode 217: Synthetic Urine Vape Shop
Mar 24, 2025Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's time for our evil show! Topics butchered this ep include the Bye Bye Man, the Xbox 720, Dookimon, doing a US road trip, maga red coats, the Tesla rebate, pedestrian rights, man pigs, Reddit defenders, new Snow White production, jokes that didn’t land, shaming Basie, Gman riding a segway, Brian Johnson rat torture, Unit 731, mysterious substances in Amsterdam, The Elephant Fent, Marvel Supermans, The Thunderbolts, Jack Black naming things from Minecraft, DeviantArt Minecraft concept art, genderless Jack Black, MineCon questions, deditated wam, low key chill pedophile vibes, and combining Ass Reddit and Sort by Poo. Nah th...
Duration: 01:02:41Episode 216: Dreamworks Adults
Mar 17, 2025Welcome explorers, let these boys take you on a journey through Matan Even fans, a more evangelical Trump, White 23 and Me, Mongolian reparations, the tariff war, cat meat, Zelenskyy Trudeau negotiations, Justin Bieber presents the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Zack and Cody spin offs, lost media ambiance, JCS Ai videos, annihilating your family for your work wife, Facebook marketplace dating, Shrek 5, Illumination adults, Footloose remake remake, Stone Henge meaning, The Night at the Museum generation, ranking the 8 wonders of the world, pirate battle dinner theatre, wonder cities, tallest statue in this world, Gods of Egypt accolades, protecting the...
Duration: 01:03:55Episode 215: The Case of Paul
Feb 28, 2025What's this true believers? Our heroes face challenges more dastardly than ever before such as Chinese Moviegoers, cancelling the nazi salute, Tijuana Nazis, ai is so cool, Roger Ebert's mouth, the Adult Swim show about Matt, Harry Potter censorship, pronouncing director names, Emelia Perez review, Ronald Reagan glazing, Bill Clinton and Kim Jong Il Challengers, the case of Paul, Chris Carbone lore, the Human Torch killing Hitler, DC does one, Spiderman Homecoming's laugh track, Big Bang Theory purists, every Curb episode, Testificates, r/stinkyfeet, winning at improv and more in this new epic from Post Unavailable!
Duration: 01:02:30Episode 214: Going Special Interest for Special Interest
Feb 18, 2025Finishing the month strong with another offering from the PU boys, this time about the Rotterdam buttplug gnome, Justin Roland update, words we can’t say, The Serpent Society, Nezha 2, Gord Downie’s Alpha Flight, Super Bowl DEI, American commercials, Catholic nostalgia, zoning out fantasy, RFK’s condition, playing your autism hand, special interest for special interest, media slurpers, puzzle box shows, the woke Spider-Man show, the Green Goblin is the coolest character, the mutant dilemma, Plastico, Malcolm X's Sonic, new ERBs, Willy Wonka Immersive Experience, ai restaurant art, the Sans Undertale Paradox, Action Replay, and light skinned actors. We're...
Duration: 01:08:12Episode 213: You've Got A Good Face For Hulk
Feb 09, 2025Walk down this lonely road with us as the boys regale you with tales of Stevie wonder interviews, Michael Jackson conspiracies, Kim Jung Un witness protection, explaining plane crashes, wholesome halftime show, friend of the show Kanye West, Content Nukes, right wing class solidarity, wrestler's wives, the ban on women, giving Alaska to China, Groundhog Day beef, racist Spiderman, the tariffs, Chris Bores, the Sonichu medallion curse, private Chris-Chan collectors, DEI food, McDonald’s bought the beans, UK Canadian racism, anti work tv shows, Chinese Seinfeld, Basie gets Severanced, Joe Fixit, a good face for Hulk, Marvel's Israeli super so...
Duration: 01:06:14Episode 212: The VVere VVulf
Jan 27, 2025It's getting scary out there, so let the boys light the way, as we guide you through Yi Lan Ma, politics in video games, Al Queda Parademons, real life The Accountant, failing Duolingo, Chris as a JAV star, Basie vs the ADL, being globally delayed, Grimes, Chris-Chan streams, mushroom tea, Mexican reservation spliffs, Nosferatu tumblerinas, that damn strokers Dracula, depressing British pre show, The VVere VVolf, Kickassia on Letterboxd, Co-workers, reddit comments, italian discrimination in China, unc shit, causing a Marvel Rivals public scene, the Atlantis 2 effect, Harry Potter names, dwarf gate keeping, Robbie Williams monkey movie, people-first terminology...
Duration: 01:15:53Episode 211: Frasier Hero Shooter
Jan 13, 2025Basie tries to convince Noah to play Marvel Rivals with him, so they break down the game's roster, as well as explaining white Nick Fury’s black son, Milana Vayntrub, monkey kings, Florida monkey sex trafficking, Overwatch's holocaust survivors, Venom's asshole, White Iron Fist, Ancient Chinese Wakanda, Namor-heads, Squirrel Boy, the Punisher male fantasy, facsimiles of Jesus, Jeff the shark, Mantis obsessions, duck titties, The Leader leaks, The Hulk Dogs, Black Adam’s DC Enemies, Reddit wishlists, Kelsey Grammar going beast mode, Alpha Flight, the first French Canadian gay wedding in comics, green aliens from Newfoundland, french video game anta...
Duration: 01:10:56Post Unavailable Christmas Special: Newgrounds Sex-Ed
Dec 16, 2024Ho ho ho, its time for the boys to talk about the ho-ho-hoes of Super Smash Bros in our first ever on-camera Feud 34! Its not much but remember, this is mostly a podcast. Speaking of which we're talking about The Grinch IDF training, Dax Flame's lies, Bobby's World live action, Deal or No Deal's antagonist, Zone-tan, Smashdle, Echo Fighters, Canada's annexation and more! Have a happy christian holiday and we'll see you in the new year!
Duration: 01:12:00Episode 209: The Game Awards and Dilbert Retrospective
Nov 25, 2024'Tis the season for our favourite award show, Geoff Keighley's slimy Game Awards is coming up and were looking at this years nominees, as well as talking about fake game awards ballots, Wizarding World, JK Rowling's funny racism, Geoff Keighley in Beijing , double lesbian edition, best content creator, game athletes, critiquing esport teams postures, accurate Yakuza show, Knucklesathon, Fanem Tax historical debate, Jay Leno fell down a hill, Pokemon creatures, woke Dilbert, scary Simpson's claymation, Newgrounds criminals, christian schizophrenia, Temple OS, bible time madness, The Twelve Tweakers, thermal roller coasters. Let the best gamer win!
Duration: 00:56:50Episode 208: Crunchy Wotsits
Nov 18, 2024Oi oi oi, wots all dis den? Pick up on some british lingo as the boys discuss commissioned Bored Ape recreations, the king of HBO, The Moaning Lisa, Israeli hooligans, shithole football clubs, favourite Doge meme, Chinese beta tariffs, the true second Rome, Rizzler Ai, Elon Musk's other kids, too rich to be gay, Michael Cera's beard, Drake Bell’s foresight, workplace safety commercials, UK snack revolution, 1 trillion vapes, McFired, monkey powered vapes, mandrill outbreak, the state of the channel, Jimmy Carter fans. the peanut bubble, The Onion's big blunder, Rudy Giuliani Twitch streams, Kick's sex offender mandate and an...
Duration: 01:04:28Episode 207: Conservative Polycules
Nov 10, 2024Nothing bad can ever happen when all your favourite boys get together to talk about working slave jobs,Tinder live, the election, Meta Army conscription, PP, seal clubbing, that guy with the glasses, Musk's rocket, getting crazy at the Dentist, insurrection land acknowledgment, American Indigenous-Chinese army, the guy who shot Bin Laden, Trump's Celebrity Cabinet, the literacy rate, Rami Malek's mouth, The New Norm x Fuggedaboutit, Yvonne of the Yukon, Crank Yankers, tv license, Grossology, not all Angry Beavers, the Rizzler on Letterman, the Costco Guy lineage, Rizzler conservatorship, Italian Peewee Herman, Bryan Johnson’s cult, Facebook roleplay, testing gr...
Duration: 01:02:16Episode 206: Chinese Blue Wizards
Nov 06, 2024Despite everything, the boys will always be here to talk about government banned merch, Prime and Feastsbles, fake Mrbeast, Madison Square Garden, Trump working at Harvey’s, our old characters, Black Ops 6 chat, Dragon Ball Sparking Zero, wheelchair cosplay, chair pants, warehouse Halloween, black face raves, British halloween, Revenge of the Sith's scary trailer, Star Wars semantics, Disney Epstein Island, Norrin Radd, why Gandalf loves hobbits, arbitrary Tolkien lore, gaming circlejerk, horror games, cool Buddhist symbol, and addressing HATE comments. Don't worry, we got this.
Duration: 01:17:09Post Unavailable: Modern Day Machinima ft. Matt from FTI Studios
Nov 03, 2024Noah sits down with longtime collaborator, Matt from FTI Studios, to talk about our respective relaunches, MCNs, LARPing as content creators, working with other creators, and more. Check out FTI here: https://www.instagram.com/fromtheinsidestudios?igsh=cGo1NDRxeWJsb3di
Duration: 00:56:04Episode 205: Game Freaks
Oct 29, 2024We're leaking this one early so we can talk about big Pokemon leaks, big video game movies, big Transformers One babies, big crafting recipes, big live service games, big Rick and Morty voices, big quintuple A games, and big Concord fixes. It's big.
Duration: 01:02:15Episode 204: We're So Back?
Oct 24, 2024Oh yea baby, we're finally back after what felt like forever to catch up with the boys, talk about Noah's move to the UK, South Ontario people, RFK, and randomizers. The new era starts now! I love this show!
Duration: 00:53:16Episode 203: Base-Form Sheldon
Jul 15, 2024Do you know you can read the transcripts of these episodes on iTunes? So if I miss any topic from this episode in this list, including being no longer at peace, Romanians, coming out as a femboy, Pope locker room talk, the debate 2 weeks later, Young Sheldonverse, coolautisticgamer774, lobotomy retreats, most racist car company, Chocolat Favoris, Subway payment plans, rat burgers, tipping culture, bald allies, scalp transplant or leg extensions, dental hygienists, new sports, basement frolf courses, being industry giants, octopus hotdogs, long pig, Schafer souls, and dressing like Mario on survivor, it will show up in the receipts.
Duration: 01:17:16Episode 202: Capybara World
Jul 04, 2024We're not beating any allegations but we're also not going anywhere so here is new PU about YouTube hebephiles, the streaming gamble, evil white demon Anderson Cooper, bondsman for communists, Lockheed Martin blacklist, Smallville rewatch, YouTube dog whistles, poisoned capybaras, baboon petting zoo, Guelph pride, the meth bubble, Mario is on crack, new drug PSAs, sex snakes, tasting like chicken, Vince McMahon quotes, looking at the computer, Parasocial Friends, apologizing for the show, the new theme song, and fish perverts. We ain't going nowhere.
Duration: 01:01:13Episode 201: Sweaty White Prompt Engineers
Jun 26, 2024We back in this. Got a pretty good one for you, this time the boys get real on aloe money, the cure for cancer, tv being dead, Below Deck, Willow season 1, Ranger's Apprentice, dragon content, Luma AI video, Dr. Laptop, Chappie, The Wizard true story, Smiling Friends bongs, presidential smoke-off, Donald Faison - Zack Braff murder suicide, exhibition debates, and the Rock's contract/sex-life. Only real shit.
Duration: 01:05:21Episode 200: All-Female Reboot
Jun 14, 2024Congratulations! To me! We're celebrating our 200th episode with an extravaganza of podding, starting with a script read of our very first episode performed by previous guests / friends of the show Avery, Amanda, Piper, and Kristine, followed by a brand new, crazy Feud 34 on every Pokemon ever freakin' made, and then we close it off with a classic PU ep, where the boys talk racist gamers, Minecraft movie fancasting, farm-to-table dogs, Basie's board game, Tony Hawk's Primordial Conflict, Shadow the Hedgehog endings, the Echidna protests, Bill Maher solving everything, monkey BBLs, monkeys falling out of trees in Mexico, Princess...
Duration: 02:17:16Episode 199: Famous Canadian Family Killers
Apr 23, 2024As we get closer to 200, the more morbid we get because we're talking Mackenzie King's orb, Americanization, doing my own taxes, Amsterdam rules, 30 year old jobs, blue light glasses, microwaved diapers, babysitter fetish, Gordian knot testicles, documentary ai, sexy Transformers folder, Kegel Michael Key, concept artists, new video game crash, dirty comic con, staged olympic wrestling, The Greasy Italian, huge and evil Vince McMahon, Quebec bad guys, CTE, ai Chris Benoit, Trump x McMahon, Epstein Island Wrestlemania, being grateful for Andre the Giant, french birth defects, dark web amniotic fluid and acupuncture certification. I think we're getting antsy, we...
Duration: 01:05:09Episode 198: Dragon Ball Casino
Apr 14, 2024To me, my X-Men, which is what we call our listeners. Listeners who enjoy Dragon Ball gambling, Saudi Arabia theme parks, fast food slave tie in, the Chikker, halal McRib, gas station Subway timelines, free use Kit Fisto, Watto's dick, peasant shoes, Kung Fu Panda franchising, everything we know about Shrek 5, Donkey spin off pitch, kid spy movies, shitty 3D glasses, The Whale 3D, blowhole mutant, wheelchair powers, accessibility X-Men, Noah’s Comic Cavalcade Hour, cancer culture, OJ manifesting, YTV true crime, and the Raven medieval show. Now off with you!
Duration: 01:06:56Episode 197: Amsterdam Penis Sauce
Apr 05, 2024What the hell are they talking about? Anyways, we're finally back from our month long break and we're here to fill you all in on all the professional development we went through including grocery store gambling, Africa and Vegas, airplane movies, Rusty Ryan, DJ Pauly D, malaria pills, In-and-Out chicken parm, Sodom and Gomorrah hell world, Amsterdam traps, Kenyan outlaw justice, Mara Masai Hard Rock Cafe, homophobic elephants, shillings, sex tourism, bartering, Quickmart, Kenyan Fried Chicken, space rocks, pickpocket heists, old-timey taxes, Anne Hathaway's chest, snake fish, and penis sauce. It's getting harder and harder to get away with...
Duration: 01:21:34Episode 196: Coke and Coffee Assisted Suicide
Feb 28, 2024I hope you're happy because here is our last little episode before we take March off. We talk all anarchists being pedos, Trump's missile crisis, Baron Trump gorilla swing, not talking to girls, Coke and Coffee ban, counter Muppets, Macho Man rap battle, Hitlers black ghost writer, 'Quebecois podcast listeners, Dark Side of the Ring, Macho Man reacts to ex-wife’s death, Iron Claw cut content, Vince McMahon's gimmick, new prohibition, playing American football, the autism card, Kevin Spacey scorched earth, acid castration, Two-Face's powers, skingraftmaxxing, Joker subculture, The 100th Floridian, Italian Jokers, Channel Awesome vs the Impractical Jokers, Do...
Duration: 01:10:19Episode 195: Hobbit Hole Breakfast
Feb 22, 2024We become unemployable in this PU sesh, as the boys talk Hitler's BIPOC friends, Jesus photoshops, thai swastika merch, Hulk Hogan's demon, getting cancelled for killing Scooby Doo, 4chan's true power, PR crisis firm, Kelsey Grammar Beast court sketch, Ai dog video, Supreme Court auto blow, UN hearing gay sex, Bohemian Grove, Taylor Swift lawsuits, Basie’s Google reviews, media background checks, Godzilla x King Kong racist burger, Special Circle K, abusing the Denny’s robot, Han Solo breakfast menu, Ready Player One: Soy Burger, Fantastic Four-cheese omelette, The Thing burger commercial, The Thing electronic feet, Halloween costume models, powe...
Duration: 01:06:59Episode 194: Altar Troopers
Feb 14, 2024Dear lord, please bring me a new Post Unavailable, one where they discuss Ye's Super Bowl commercial, Bianca Censori cryptid, Buddha loves you, altarboy soldiers, blood of Christ rave, Nickelodeon slimed with Josh, MrBeast cigarettes, low tapered fades, Ash Wednesday, gangstalking Catholics, Creedism, Facebook reels era, work hell, Chris is a yuppie, drunk haircuts, facial hair proof, podcast sponsor scams, star NFTs, roadkill beanie bear, high school bowl cuts, fairy tale hunters, Food Basic's god apples, zoomer bible stories, and bullying Wil Wheaton. Amen.
Duration: 00:59:20Episode 193: Monkey Meat Oreos
Feb 07, 2024Getting sexy in this one as our video analysts breakdown the probably fake video of Drake swinging his wiener around and also Texas malaria, Florida bloat bugs, presidential heroin needle, blue weed, Change My Diaper, Drake's dick, Toronto aliens, ice cream haircut, looksmaxxing 8 year olds, HackHock, ai dad crimes, Noah’s stand up, Facebook dives, the art of home videos, Apple lens in the cyber truck, jokering Jimmy Kimmel, India live show, UN social media poll, r/outoftheloop, psycho twitch mods, Super Bowl and Knuckles, Usher Illuminati, Minecraft YouTuber consultant, prison goon cave, The Vampires That Don’t Get Puss...
Duration: 01:07:19Episode 192: Creature From The Rap Lagoon
Jan 31, 2024Squeak squeak, it's me, the rat in Noah's apartment. Before he finds me and breaks my little rat bones, I need to tell you about this new Post Unavailable where they talk rat roommates, little soap shits, house worms, rat crucifixion, Ferrall kings, homeless people trailcam, our driving stats, we’ve gone woke, the racism bubble, Antarctica boys trip, Mrbeast meets the president, Joe Biden Ai, Taylor Swift regulations, Texas civil war, SpongeBob political compass, nuking whales, 3 bears vs a gun, Trudeau orchestrated chimp event, martyrmaxxing, Ben Shapiro rap, political Lizzo, guns are so easy, Viper the Rapper, Canadians ar...
Duration: 01:09:19Episode 191: Childbearing Cargo Shorts
Jan 24, 2024Did somebody say classic? The boys are back with another PU banger, this time about Jupiter University, relatable Breaking Bad, gaslighting your kids in Nunavut, Ontario cp TikTok sting, dark web assassins, robbing Urban Outfitters, Breaking Brad Smash Room, snowbreasts, Dragonslayer vs Buster Sword, Palworld, mental illness flytrap, Chainsaw Hands, ancient Chinese bum fights, Tosh.o journalism, Bryan Johnson’s divorce, best era for online scams, chain emailing Redbubble, too much slang, Godzilla-mode, You’re So Skibidi, Crazy Frog Beanie Baby, reddit nft ads, Frenchatooie, Jerry Seinfeld says the n-word, urban Xbox avatar, Chop Socky Chooks, Planet Sketch, Carl Squa...
Duration: 01:03:56Episode 190: Captain Gargle
Jan 17, 2024It is time once again for the world's most upsetting game show: Feud 34! This time we're looking at the rest of Marvel and DC's bad cast of characters as well as talking about the Dream of Donkey Kong, zins, smoking out your kids in the car, party stomas, Joe Camel vs Mac Tonight,Trump's 9 pizzas, Feud 34 rules and pacing, Giant Man accident, Goonmora, Big Black Canary, Miss Marcin, Super Lad, Madame Web, the Tom Holland, Grid, wheelchair sex, The Night Cummer, and Grum. As always, high brow stuff here.
Duration: 01:07:00Episode 189: SpongeBob's Old Wife
Jan 10, 2024Happy New Year baby, it's time for another year of PU poo, starting off the year right with instant boiling water, soloing Mt. Everest, filmed in Toronto, SpongeBob age, more voice impressions, the 2024 election, The Qanon Shaman, Chinarado, presidential gloryhole, buying a game at Walmart, Canadian weapon restrictions, the American fist, the monkey fist knot, pulled pork claws, the public domain, Steamboat Willie not racist, Hidden Mickeys, Lev Gleeson Daredevil, Schling Schlong, copyrighted Jesus, swamp milk, Nesquick TikTok trend, Starbucks Joker, Ferrall Lamb, Grand Old Party, Trump mewing, and the original goon. Another year of all this.
Duration: 01:06:53Best Posts Available - Episodes 61-70
Dec 29, 2023Seasons greetings from the PU boys! We're taking a little holiday break so please enjoy a compilation of some of the best bits from our younger days. Bits like stealing African Lion Safari monkeys, supply teacher power trips, successful gang membership, Planet Sheen, Beast Boy Joker, Teen Lantern, female Jabba the hut, explaining what the dog doin, fake death battles, bad impressions, Shrek STDs, bald confidence, defending Chills, real life Star Fox, the grinch of gamers, Noah’s Ark Doom, Watto Musk, One Piece sensory chamber, grocery store social skills, favourite BTS member, Sonic bandwagon, heroes don’t do that...
Duration: 00:55:25Episode 188: A Polish Elevator
Dec 20, 2023Ahoy ahoy we finally got our Marcin back and just in time to talk about Sonic impressions, peeping hogs, #backshots, 18+ Twitch, Post Unavailable clarity, Shadow says the r slur, Timothee Chalamet's modded Xbox controller channel, The Boy and the Heron dub, grandma movies, Avatar 2 real, Polar Express revolution, John HamMan, Game Awards recap, No Kojima, Netflix games, AVGN plays Death Stranding The Movie The Game on Netflix, journalist drone strike, Apple's GDP, full Italians, Poland's Pornhub recap, viruses on your Wii, neopuritan pep talk, Peter Griffin doggystyle, Latina of the Year, libertarian guys with ethnic wives, The American Empire...
Duration: 01:01:58Episode 187: Augustus Gloop Origins
Dec 13, 2023Christmas vibes all around as the PU crew take a big brown bite out of celebrity farms, Twitter jokes, biblical gamers, nativity scene drama, sucking on the yule log, wiseman gifts, bible anime, christian veins, racist Christmas songs, One Love Hobo Version, boomwhackers, instruments that don’t count, The Grinch’s slaves, worst book you ever read, Geronimo Stilton, I Want To Go Home, audio book spacing out, James Franco now, the cool Green Goblin, Looking for Alaska tattoo, Stargirl movie, having a rumble, Willy Wonka LiveLeak videos, jacked oompa-loompas, Timothee Chalamet Ayatollah, Willy Wonka's Fatwa, Tim Burton’s hamste...
Duration: 01:03:44Episode 186: Gravy Rearing
Dec 06, 2023Goo goo ga ga, it's baby time because we're talking about baby cribs, Big Baby vs dogs, domesticated seals, shark tank instillation, raccoon propaganda, Duolingo babies, test tube baby challenges, french dominance, Napoleon accuracy, crazy f'ed up filmographies, Walter White Moses analogue, GTA Tuesday, Godzilla x King Kong, an evil red ape, King Kong Doritos, bag boys, Home Depot birds, adding gyatt and skibidi to the dictionary, youthquake, hungry at the Game Awards, getting Meta verified, lizard milk, and racist TikTok comments. You can just call us Fathers of the year.
Duration: 01:00:19Episode 185: Jeopardy Mud Run
Nov 29, 2023By the skin of my teeth, it's out the long awaited episode where we discuss werewolf vs vampire girlfriends, Daniel Laurence Whitney, actor strike doxxing, Wheatus, weird girl arcs, detention stories, civvies day, computer class RuneScape bots, Wolf Quest, curling broom prices, good bowlers, rock picking, squirrel fishing, hurling, caber tossing camp, year-long olympics, real Squid Games, Online Survivor, Splatalot urbex, Wipe-Out wife, evil Glenn Hetrick, and the Disney streaker. The wait is over!
Duration: 01:06:18Episode 184: Ancient Chinese Big Foots
Nov 22, 2023Oh you think we forgot huh? We never give up the hunt for elusive cryptids and mysteries like Snoop Dogg quitting smoke, celebrity cook books, degrees of Stanley Tucci, Trejo's Cantina, J'zz cannons, Bear Grylls' catchphrase, Grylls vs Straud, Big Foot Club, Burning BigFoot, Sentinel Island cringe, fnonks, George Lucas' ducks, Mad About Me, Ponda Baba, Slave Are #1, Legend of Zelda movie, twink surplus, elephant DNA, Basie's Link audition, and Miyamoto facts. Do you believe?
Duration: 01:01:38Episode 183: Submit Your Cat To Garfield
Nov 15, 2023It's awards season baby, and by awards I mean the freaking Game Awards, that's right! The PU boys vote on the nominees for this years upcoming gamer Oscars as well as talking about tent city fights, air bnb noise complaints, fire alarm life hacks, house fire assassinations, Rescue Heroes speedrun, The Game Awards bingo card, Young Joker, Boogie's financial burdens, games for impact, vtuber stuff, best fishing game, Basie's Star Wars wager, Pikmin Wars, the Ray Man show, Spreen, insane Dream tweets, non-violent Chinese esports, Faker’s mpreg, Evil Geniuses, Hideo Kojima's a gooner, Garfield Kart 3, and Bloons Tower De...
Duration: 01:07:26Episode 182: Cake Boss Lore
Nov 08, 2023While Marcin is at sea and Chris is moving a big piano, we got our friends Avery and Amanda to come talk about no one caring about Bill Maher, koala chlamydia, Spotify for Podcasters, our skibidi toilet, 6th grade lingo, Gordon’s, Cake Boss’ cake machine, bleach fights, pizza vending machines, fake lemons, wet trail mix, killable hikers, serial killer destinations, robot racism, gritty Astro Boy reboot, killing cacti, green people, garden gnome thefts, mushroom collection, Gnomeo and Juliet, Sharon Osborne, Simon Cowell's face, Susan Boyle, chimp falconry, Planet of the Apes stunt show, Caesar’s Cafe, FNAF pop up res...
Duration: 01:07:48Episode 181: Podcastyaburi
Nov 01, 2023Welcome to the PU dojo, the only discipline where you learn about train sex, dying in the Hindenburg, OJ Simpson truthers, FNAF movie review, Blumhouse movies, They Follows, Friday the Thirteenth snake murder, Goblin by Daylight, The Living Tombstone, Aikido masters, Karate grifts, child dojo repair service, putting your kids in Kony, white guy podcast topics, black belt birthday parties, pro-bullying karate, DJ Khaled in a gi, dojoyaburi, the Snake Eyes fantasy, and Count Dante. Taste the pain.
Duration: 00:58:42Episode 180: Chica From The Block
Oct 25, 2023BWAHH! That's you screaming at the return of Feud 34, the world's most upsetting gameshow, with this round focused on those rusty ass, sexy, evil robots from the Five Nights at Freddy's mega franchise. Along the way we talk about Chris-chan's return, prison archipelagos, us vs the Simpsons, the Frankensteiniverse, Toy Chica, the lore of the puppet, Mike Shit, furry progenitor, Orville Elephant, satanic YouTubers, The lemonade clown, devout catholic games, JJ the blue balloon boy, it’s all Goku, Shamrock Freddy, Horny Villa, Chris’s dad's band, Scrap Baby, Smut Base dot com, and goddamn dirty gooners. Can you surv...
Duration: 01:11:39Episode 179: The Onceler of Seals
Oct 18, 2023Happy Boooo-rthday to you because it's a spooky special PU ep, as the boys get into spooky festive foods as well as the Wabbajack, Starfield review, game journalists in warzones, is Mario woke now?, Chris’ Morty, .avif files, Candy Cane Lane, the white Eddie Murphy, Flubber Mandela Effect, Halloween Haunt, the Yukon Striker experiment, fast pass gambling, theme park hookahs, green sandwich, fun Halloween food, candy apples suck, cauliflower gaslighting, squid occupation, purple food turns me on, lettuce repellent, potluck jungle juice, isopod broil, cooked penguin, black blubber, seal clubbers, flushing jelly beans, my car body, Will it Fertilize?, an...
Duration: 01:04:13Episode 178: The McPlant
Oct 11, 2023We are loving it as these big boys get into Joe Rogan transcript pacing, Polish Housewife dot com, lettuce timbits, animal mukbang, seeing clam, Princess Daisy elephant, Mario Maker dev paths, Sonic Symphony, Japan super jail, Jimmy Chief, Black Ops 5, Caveman Call of Duty, streamer bait, Lego World Wars, loving 3D Sonic, ai censorship, Tom Hanks evil, Star Wars rubric's cubes, Watto defenders, best McDonald's toys, Star Wars Transformers from God, Transformers faux pas, McDonald's Israel, Trump's antibodies, the One Piece burger, and the Eren Yeager interview. I think this is like our 12th McDonald's themed one.
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Duration: 01:06:25Episode 177: Gymnasium Crucifix Payment Plan
Oct 04, 2023This is a dirty, nasty one. We confess our sins and discuss the toughest guy in the laundromat, The Ballad of Noah Scruggs, year long Spirit Halloween, X-men '97, Funko Pop store confession, Hagrid’s second chance, fall fair people, r/peterborough, Sort by Poo Ontario subreddits, rat narcs, chimp play structures, the next Michelangelo, Dalle 3, Wall-E spaceship gooners , ai scam, the goon squad, the troops suck shirt, wars for Christ, Doctor Dodgeball, gymnasium crucifix, Catholic supply store, Bishoujo Mother Mary statues, and New York Pompeii. Bless me father, for we are the scum of the earth.
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Duration: 01:04:49Episode 176: F-Beero
Sep 28, 2023The PU pit crew race to finish this episode as we drift through topics like Gob fans, Harry Styles gaslighting, mouth sound albums, helping scam callers, PUWs, standing ovations for nazis, GameStop midnight releases, mom's iPad exclusive skins, Family Guy Go, yearbook class, F-Zero 99, Beerio Kart, Yogscast celebrities, the mayor's Minecraft channel, garbage old YouTube, Robot Chicken clips, prolific actor Seth Green, towering wife, open-world chess, ai Seinfeld, FNAF fan cast, Citizen Kane happy meal toys, bug people movies, and the revenge of Maltazar. See you at the finish line haha yeah baby see ya there.
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Duration: 01:03:53Episode 175: Do Not Provoke The Minions
Sep 20, 2023We're regular Hunter S. Thomson or the guy from Frost/Nixon because we are full of everything new and happening in politics. From Leageu of Legends sportsmanship, provoking India, Lauren Boebert spycam, Trudeau's last name, a piece of 9/11, crisis buildings, Minions are not good role models, Osama for president, who did Dick Cheney kill, Dick Q, Noah explains Vice, the 42 People March, 37 heart transplants, Kevin Costner's divorce, huge L for George Sr., presidential incels, kermit your enthusiasm, deadnaming X, Mexican alien conference, ancient beautiful white people, Scandinavian alien trade, gaslighting Columbus, Viking Berserkers vs Guelph, WW2 spears, Canadian nukes...
Duration: 01:12:29Episode 174: I'm The Best At Bananas
Sep 13, 2023A very human episode where we get vulnerable about cars, space, autumn, and fruit. As well as the state of gaming, chaotic neutral cars, Ribfest trophies, Peter Pan, Newgrounds art directors, leaked military documents, fake ufos, true abduction stories, pranks of opportunity, nicky nine door attacks, egging houses, evil teens, pumpkin loss, chipmunk burials, fall grandpa podcast, orange peel mastery, monkey style, slutty little tangerines, highest fruit achievement, berries is small, english breakfast Ws, thanksgiving bowls, and eating without YouTube. Returning to our roots on this one.
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Duration: 01:02:51Episode 173: The What's With Andy Podcast
Sep 07, 2023Hey there hosers, we're back with more greasy shit to shovel and this time we're looking at Basie's bidet, Mark Wahlberg's hate crimes, why him and not Woody Allen, 36 as an age ceiling, Mr. Young, women of Jacob Two-Two, What's With Andy, trash canadian cartoons, bad anime titles, Chris' nuzlocke rules, girlfriend kings, a League of Legends takeover, kid bitcoin miners, Dog Ningen, Sentinel Island isekai, Mimi's strawberry eggs, thot crimes, Chalamet Club, Shuma Gorath, The Goofy Newfie, dog breed blindness, Mike Myers, people just doing bits, Chiwetel Ejiofor as Jimmy Buffett, gamer rage history, beautiful video game women...
Duration: 01:16:28Episode 172: Craig the Redeemer
Aug 30, 2023Hallelujah boys, it's time for another classic Post Unavailable and this time we managed to get Chris in here for a few words on the most famous Craig, Christ the hostile architecture, John A Macdonald pepsi, CN Tower ranking, wasp home invasion, tarantula riding a hawk wasp, roomba for bugs, meat honey, taxidermied into a bong, crow infestation, evil dolphin facts, band for band with an armadillo, homophobic animals, Todd Howard's GQ piece, patron saint of gaming, greek dolphins, Alex Proyas, prop gun investigators, American Psycho inspiration, Top 15 Tom Cruise sightings, Toby's Game, best poker faces, poker player pressure...
Duration: 01:06:25Episode 171: Good Cushion Alcohol
Aug 23, 2023Hahaha. That is the cringe sound you'll make while listening to the PU boys talk about Alpha Brain pills, 1 in a krillion, Good Cushion Alcohol, wash cloth bar, eggnog drinking competition, jelquing time lapse, counter ick, King of the Hill Guelph episode, cutting out names, ringing a bell in a town, Primal ending, watching the Witcher, killing DJ Khaled for the revolution, schlocky Game of Thrones, Magic Treehouse arcs, Throg cameo, learning about Lizzo, Weezer halftime show, Ninja Turtles Coming Out Of Their Shells Tour, Orpah Gangnam Style, Minch off, the smell of emo night, the Island Boys, CBC...
Duration: 01:05:47Episode 170: Men 10
Aug 16, 2023It's as classic as it comes, with another Feud 34, the world's most upsetting game show. This time we set our big green watches to Ben 10 rule 34, as well as talk about Snapchat journalism, Tom Cruise improv, Woke Gandhi, Dear Friend Hitler, European Psycho, Winston Churchill merch, President Truman rule 34, Fandom gambling ads, asshole-based aliens, The Forever King, Zombozo, unseen aliens, Kevin Ethan Leven, Upchucks whole family, new Wiggler, the Golden Mantis, Cumtown is one guy, Overwatch 2 Steam reviews, and Walter. Slam this shit down!
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Episode 169: Black Flubber
Aug 09, 2023We REALLY go through it in this one while talking about zoomer theatres, a red skeleton, babies on TikTok, NRA punch card, Kenton bowler club, open door podcast policy, street preacher family, police vs weird guys, dog park fighting pits, tarantula boxing, animal fight license, baby fight rabbit hole, real mongoose, animals in the Pokemon world, a lot of worm talk, Wiglett, Fat Pikachu, Pete the Cat, Liam Neeson concubine, Hunnish, Night at the Museum trivia, Eddie Murphy universe, and Flubber land. Keep it movin' buddy.
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<... Duration: 01:06:11Episode 168: Frank's Raw Hot Dogs
Aug 02, 2023I don't even remember what this one is about. Like I really don't think there's an overarching theme here. We do talk about marijuana warning labels, girls with lazy eyes, Mythbusters sneezing, John Wick's hair stylist, Post Unavailable takes on Texas, GTA Bikini Bottom, YouTube Interactive, Hillside explained, gentrified tent city, teacher teacher narcs, attencione pickpocket nazi, sensory hot dogs, Pee Wee Herman's arrests, porno theatre sting operation, celebrity indecent exposure, Ron Jeremy, Johnny Sins QnA panel, porn convention sewer people, epic Family Guy TikTok edits, Peter Griffin listicles, ScreenRat, more ChatGPT descriptions, Angus Cloud death and hairline, Euphoria...
Duration: 01:07:00Episode 167: SeaWorld Matadors
Jul 26, 2023Do you hear that? That's the distant hungry growl of a new Post Unavailable about the animal kingdom! This time we talk about Times magazine's 100 most influential animals as well as Chinese Craig, the Barbenheimer experience, killing Marcin in Texas, Dreamworks kart racer, game slop, Pinky the dolphin, zoomer movies, Lockheed Martin mammoth clone, the Krack brothers, full blown Pangea, all dentists are psychopaths, liking video games too much, bull slave prisoners, trained whale soldiers, the acting bears, the pizza and the rat, Naruto selfie lawsuit, brainwashed pedophile orca, clone some bitches, Tardar Sauce, X, Argentina Europe, deep fried...
Duration: 01:08:03Episode 166: Goku Prays in the Garden
Jul 19, 2023This one is all about auto-fellatio and Christ. Alongside our other usual topics like blocking your family, patreon bonus content, Jimmy the micro penis, open heimer style, oompa loompa appropriation, Deep Roy's wife, dad generated balls, Marilyn Manson rumours, everyone loves Cornergas, auto fellatio deaths, The Flash NFTs, TikTok Justice League, mooshroom gut biome, Minecraft animators, the Mac cut, Josh Hutchinson zeitgeist, splorngo blorngo horror games, Karl Urban Minecraft skin, apologies to M3GAN, werewolf 911 call, Fable adultery, Crash Bandicoot in the real world, the oracle's nipple, church strippers, destructo disk of thorns, Dragon Ball christian heaven, Goku's dad...
Duration: 01:01:18Episode 165: Your Wife is Beautiful
Jul 12, 2023The PU crew is getting friskier than usual because the world needs more warm, thick love. These lovers get into poor food, sour cream KD, long math, baby coding, carrier pigeon king, Alec Baldwin slander, SNL criminals, Paul Dano beef, beautiful wives segment, all love is predatory, the video essay boom, Wendigoon sponsors, high school right wing pipeline, Threads, TikTok censorship, Ice Poseidon's arrest, Burger Andy, Fuggedaboutit lore, Thailand laws, cunty service dog, Person of the Year smash or pass, The Inheritor, the dot com boom, Jeff Bezos' girlfriend, person of the year runners up, and subway surfer irl...
Duration: 01:06:55Episode 164: Dippified Man
Jul 05, 2023It's Post Unavailable time, where we ramble about everything horrid and esoteric under the sun like Chris’ excuses, Laptop clitoris, 3DS peripherals, condom hacks, a posh wank, John Pork, the mustard belt, measured by orgasm, face sitting diving bell, Smosh is back, will it pussy?, Smosh.com articles, unsupervised Twitch, Genshin Impact whales, Justin TV, Italian Flash, Non-Binaria, Robert Downey Jr lifts, Tom Cruise assistants, Black Scientologists, going to Ohio vs joining a cult, Freedom Medal of Valour, freak Simpson voice actors, Shelly Miscavige, natty woman, Dj Khaled Poseidon, packed lip funeral, and dip ocean. It's like listening to a...
Duration: 01:01:35Episode 163: No One Ever Expects The Worms
Jun 28, 2023It's time again for post-tragedy debrief as we discuss all the fake hardships the world has faced this past week, and who is better suited than the PU crew? We get into the new Canadian Seven, government mandated Drake tours, getting hype on Frank, weed smoking prison soldiers, exploding vape pens, Phish Lot balloons, that dang ol' submarine, Gabe Newell torpedo, ice worms, forced underwater welders, instant gratification tragedies, Musk v Zuckerberg, improving ghost tours, Door Dash sit-down restaurants, Kraven the Hunter, rhino ivermectin, movie games, FF7 house remake, and Papa John's news. Let us wipe those tears away.<...
Duration: 01:06:29Episode 162: The Ranch of Christ
Jun 21, 2023It's a new era of Post Unavailable with new features including now-recurring guest, Chris, and a soundboard, that it turns out, is not audible in the recording! Nevertheless we talk about the League of Legends recovery centre, Medieval Times authentic black plague, boring ah DC movie, Tom Cruise time perception, the orca revolution, Russian hired Somali pirates, podcaster mercenaries, Free Willy milk, good Christian propaganda, Zoroastrian Veggie Tales, Larry Boy, Blizzard protest convoy, VHS collections, early 2000s demons, a real sloth of a man, the fish of water, lead paint murders, Mystique make up, unusual suspects, best haven for...
Duration: 01:01:00Episode 161: Beanie Baby Angel
Jun 14, 2023Another evil episode to gum up your brain, this time the PU boys get nerdy and flirty with discussion on Trump Wick faith, Blondie suicide, Netflix CEO executions, Mark Wahlberg Gollum, Obama bomb kid, dynamite armed teachers, Canada forest fires, meatball mode, Times Square billboard guy, secret English people, italian superman, polish apples, Gollum apologists, gameplay that should be removed, Far Cry skill trees, Giancarlo Esposito fan cast, Brian Cranston retirement, Overwatch society, Geoff Keighley best friend award, racist G4, Tommy Tellerico, The Guy Game remake, Kojima Twitter, pig fat dinosaurs, mammal hype, more jar man questions, monkey torture...
Duration: 01:08:01Episode 160: A Dog With Bangs
Jun 07, 2023Welcome back to the world's most upsetting gameshow! Feud 34 returns and this time we are looking at the 4th generation of pokemon, all your favourite sexed up lizards and plants from Diamond and Pearl! We also talk the pride fall hoax, Post Unavailable Brazil, nutritious seal blubber, French English dictionaries, Marianne, Egirls of hope, Joe Byron, Infernape foot lettuce, the veil of fighting, ice cream child dog, stealth rock in real life, Hillary Rotom Clinton, flaccid shaped, Jubitar, Danto, Noah’s perfect Japanese, and post nut unavailable. Our skeeze will never be captured.
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Duration: 01:02:06Best Posts Available - Episodes 51-60
Jun 07, 2023What is this, freakin' Christmas time or something, haha? Nah but for real, here's another compilation of classic bangers and goofs from our past, to make up for taking a little break this past week. All of your favourites or new favourites are here such as Zack Snyder's interview, anime voice acting, greasy gross woman, Melee players, cringe contest, r/amitheasshole, Spore virus, losing your Disney job, joke stealing, Holmes and Watson, Gaylord Focker, reddit comments, Superhero 2008 movie reviews, TikTokTit, Superman vs the British, white vision, Puppy Girl, gooey decimal system, the popemobile, Alf driving school, secularizing every religion...
Duration: 00:51:57Best Posts Available - Episodes 41-50
May 24, 2023Before we cap off this past month with our 160th episode, here is a look back at what I would say is the beginning of some of our best content. Ya know, where we really found our stride, our rhythm, ya know? Included are classics such as the Santa disease, Inception furry mod, European Union Jedi Masters, Kraig, anime girlfriends, Disney rat problem, CNDeez nuts, ethical animal eating, the Home Depot obelisks, bad superhero movies, Burger King speedrunning, GDQ moments, Harvey's drive-thru, Gordon Ramsay, Chuck Norris merch, jelquing tutorials, BadLandsChugs regeneron, ChillsTop15 marathon, Charles Darwin animal murder, mellified man...
Duration: 01:02:55Post Unavailable Presents: The Batman From Memory
May 17, 2023In a special presentation from the PU crew, we present to you a screenplay reading of the 2022 Matt Reeves emo spectacular The Batman, with the twist being, none of our cohosts have the script present and are going off of pure memory and comedic, improv kung-fu. None of which are very good. Join us for this special radio play that took way too long for what it is, and isn't even the whole movie! Let us know if we should keep this Batman train going, but until then, enjoy a very different goodie from your boys in PU.
Duration: 01:11:23Episode 159: Rat-Likes
May 17, 2023If you're a fan of clicks and clacks of the ol' video game remote then this is the episode for you because it's time for another classic video games episode from your favourite boys. We also discuss Best of Marcin vs Best of Noah, the secret Chris Carbone plan, The Wii Man, our Marge era, worst impressions episode, Jon H. Benjamin cadence, Alberta on fire, Diaspora Ontario, Five Nights at Freddy's teaser frame by frame, video game prices, Carbone DVD operation, the 1000th Pokemon, horniest Zelda game, french Zelda sex comics, Midna Amiibo meat, old ladies bending over, Twilight...
Duration: 01:05:27Episode 158: My Huge Blindsides
May 17, 2023Yeah, I'm thinking we're back. After getting trapped making our The Batman From Memory project and some life going on, we're finally back with a two hour special with all the classic PU fixings. We get into bird talk, male black widowers, jerk-off siestas, day sleepers, hot wax toasters, night naps, Stabbington Ontario, stealing street signs, two beers, Okja meat, our Rocket Raccoon, Marvel voyeur, nude beach Hulk, ball glow, street preacher families, Kingston character roster, lamprey pie, binturong cheesecake, saying woke mind virus, Jeremy Hansen's pole, Kubrick's cool moon movie, pre-Transformers Bumblebee Camaros, Mark Wahlberg's schedule, cryochamber recovery...
Duration: 01:51:19Episode 157: The Cyberpig
Apr 19, 2023It's Post Unavailable! Just a swell, no gimmick, good ol' ep of your least favourite podcast. On top of apologizing for not delivering our The Batman from memory project this week, we also discuss the Suicide Squad novelization, Scientology movies, Hubbard heads, UFO designs, GTA writers, Chevy Chase price points, the Fan Expo line up, body pillow bloodstains, anime human trafficking, milking The Office, The Community movie, not beating the allegations, Ike Perlmutter, Rennervations reviews, the Pedro Pascal train, trans ally MrBeast, Joe Rogen's developing brain, MrBeast baby learning, Chills again, Ploppy Playtime, James Cameron's Five Nights at Freddy's...
Duration: 01:03:29Episode 156: That Dalai Lama Rizz
Apr 12, 2023It's time for a blessing from your favourite boys, this time we get a little religious, a little political, and everywhere in between as we go through every topical venture we can like Silvagunner Gilvasunner, leftist infighting, homeschool valedictorians, Mario movie review and QnA, raw unadulterated Seth Rogen laughs, most racist movie you've ever seen, weird monkey creature, Mario critics vs Sonic critics, the Bowser jar, the Mandoverse, the Dalai Lama tongue, godless Avatar, outlawed reincarnation, hot female Dalai Lama, true christian satanists, youth pastor podcasts, Dead Sea Scroll dick rubbing, Roman JNCO jeans, fat Canadian military, getting into...
Duration: 01:06:19Episode 155: Jeremy Hansen Moon Penetration
Apr 05, 2023It's one very, very small step for podcasts in this mostly space-themed episode of Post Unavailable, where the boys discuss Canada's first man on the moon as well as other bullshit like white lies for adults, the ai era, Milli Vanilli, HotS vocaloid team, Super Mario VIP matinee, D&D rules lawyering, Netflix inflation, The Real Harry Potter, television penetration, Avatar Caligula, Jeremy Hansen, woke NASA, canadian Ron Jeremy, first lady presidents, JFK car ride, and Nixon dick riding. Far out.
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Duration: 01:01:39Episode 154: Would You Like Bugs With That
Mar 29, 2023We left some eggs inside your brain and we're just coming to pick them up, sorry. While you've got bug-brain listen to us buzz about remembering dead comedians, TikTok WiFi, free spy market, The Great Wall lie, Lord of the Rings LiveLeak, pitbull reputation, deep frying your dog's balls, Church's Chicken slogan, Chris Chan prison release, Noah Needs Moms, Kanye West Superbad, pawg and muscle mommy erasure, bug protein propaganda, standard issue pedophiles, really small cows, McWasp burger, calamari shrimp, Osmos rat meat, fake pollution studies, make me a purple stew, Will It Toes?, the death of MCNs, Judge...
Duration: 01:04:36Episode 153: Evil Casino Vampires
Mar 22, 2023Welcome to the winner's circle where we give you all our tips and tricks on how to win big and still ruin your life in the process. We also give you a grim look into the future of AI and how it'll take over this show. We're talking Gary's Mod e-sex, anti-woke podcasts, SFM foley, pre YouTube video websites, Ninja cigarette ads, casino public strip poker, gambling addiction, tricking grandmas with ai, TikTok lies, pants full of gold, new Fallout currency, bad rap for gamers, chatGPT learning, ai generated episode descriptions, The PU Boys, JCS threats, new host Jakub...
Duration: 01:05:27Episode 152: Civet Secretions
Mar 15, 2023Hail to the chief, which is us because we are back in the swing of things with another spicy, REAL episode of podcast content. We're dishing about Basie's Antarctica mic, avoiding conscription, tomb guards on their phones, name of the unknown soldier, veterans of the war on men, sperm whale hunting, AI animals, Waterworld king, scorpion burgers, lab meat, vasectomy collateral, Forge Unavailable, stabbing ranges, ballistic dummy titties, home defense anvil, 3:1 scale Dragonslayer, Ontario Indigo Voldemort, Harry Potter cheats, official lego porn, dollar per hour games, Assassin's Creed canon, A24 commenters, Cinemasins recaps, being put in a Chills thumbnail...
Duration: 01:10:13Episode 151: Hardstep Sausage Booths
Mar 08, 2023We're back! Well some of us at least, but that won't stop us from putting out some chill ass content where we put together a playlist of the songs that encapsulate each episode of our beautiful long-running show. We also talk about the carny clause, active participant Santa movies, YouTube short pipeline, the 8 year old vote, Poor Mr. Beast, the Wal Mart of God, 2016 YouTubers, shopping cart confrontation, Epic Rap Battle stabbing, Chat GPT content, AI Presidents, George Bush memes vs Obama memes, nyan cat 10 hour loop, a lot of Bon Iver, Subway Surfer footage, Philip DeFuckface, almost racist...
Duration: 01:04:16Best Posts Available - Episodes 31-40
Mar 01, 2023Another blast of peak content coming at you, this time including some more fast-paced and chaotic bits and clips including: Osama’s hard drive, Alec Baldwin angry moments, sperm music, throwing a monkey off the cn tower, kids costumes, Halloween jokes, Ray William Johnson death, Brontosaurus ribs, 15,000 big foots, animatronic safari, prone bone the Queen, naming every pirates movie, r/nextfuckinglevel, Trudeau brown face, Ai ghost stories, League of Legends ghosts, Blair Witch Project theories, Telefrancais, the sad wall, Woody Allen Roman Polanski daughter swap, Post Unavailable loot crate, George Lucas plans, Jar Man mysteries, stinky prayer, fast food gr...
Duration: 00:47:57Best Posts Available - Episodes 21 - 30
Feb 15, 2023We’re celebrating reaching 150 episodes of the ding dang show by taking a little vacation, a little baby break but in the meantime enjoy a look back at some of our best segments, bits, jokes, and conversations from our early years including Grade 8 song parodies, Cha cha slide cheating, monkey labour ethics, monkey restaurant, chicken wings controversy, baby escape room, choice-based mini golf, Rick Grimes movies, Bright semantics, Ezra Miller, Dc Fandome, China censorship, Post Unavailable 3D assets, foreskin safari, Wendy’s stories, KFC slogan, serial shitters, and the P-wing. Expect another clip show next week and we hope to s...
Duration: 00:57:42Episode 150: Steampunk and Women
Feb 08, 2023What better way to celebrate a milestone like our 150th episode than to play the world's most upsetting game show, Feud 34! This time Marcin hosts a League of Legends themed game, as we discuss all things League, such as ai butthole cereal, deepfake porn of your friends, right-wing whistle blowing, League Joker, questioning the host, ARAM, Powder, The Women Band, blue haired red eyed liberals, Piltover, a league of theythems, hot assassin bitch, centaur dussy, cum skin, Ireliavent, loli-coded, they're all purple bugs, naming a single Valorant character, Basie's ear steroids, privatized healthcare, the meek revolution, Justin Castro, Tom...
Duration: 01:27:40Episode 149: Gangstalker Intervention
Feb 01, 2023The Friend's Circle finally comes to a close as we invite multiple guests from the past 10 weeks to speak in this unorganized, and chaotic mess of a 12 host Post Unavailable. Listen to your favourite guest stars talk about Bandercock, Trivia Crack, hybrid snowblowers, blue collar cold opens, podcast migrant workers, human trafficking stories, gangstalking, rizz origin, comfort slang, the benevolent Mr. Beast, blood discrimination, chimp blood transfusion, skin suit donation, White Claw aquamation, tree heaven, wild tide pods, Zeller's restaurant, Canadian bass pro shop, normalizing baths, sauna cremation, wasp honey, ant crimes, feeding polar bears, The Menu tax fraud...
Duration: 01:04:02Episode 148: Oshawa Ganja
Jan 26, 2023Prepare to get smoked out in our latest Friend Circle episode featuring our wonderful friend Von! Von helps us decipher our favourite conspiracies as well as some of our world's greatest mysteries such as facebook conspiracies, OJ Simpson verified on twitter, jail lies, ashwagandha, dunking on Kim Jung-un, secret Hitler extra, Fat Suit of the Year, TikTok community violations, becoming right-wing grifters, fat suit review, Zendaya imposter, strangers lying, Stevie Spielberg's cousin, golf dads, openly racist strangers, old man edgy humour, 80s segregated schools, shower piss detectives, pool poo protocol, goose-based assault, moose kill order, Myth Busters vs Penn...
Duration: 01:06:43Episode 147: Second Most Evil Justin
Jan 18, 2023Hell yea brother, it's time for another PU stew and this time we've pulled our slick friend Erik out of our bag of co-hosts from our Friend Circle (I keep changing the title of this series but maybe this is it). Erik joins in to break down our usual mess of media news and internet oddities such as the gamer sweats, mobile game stock exchange, Cookie Clicker speedruns, Justin Roiland's big day, domestic abuser tier list, fleshlight review channel, Rick and Morty auditions, Kenny v Spenny, Channel 5 Epstein Island, Greta Thunberg's execution, That's So Dorner, Andrew Tate maximum security...
Duration: 01:02:50