Golf Is Ruining My Life

Hi Par Pals!

Tom's finally lost his mind and decided he can be as good as Grant Horvat.

ALSO we chat pretty big topics on the show including:

TOM LOVES PLAYING FROM 100 YARDS

TOM LOVES SOFT BALLS

TOM WANTS TO HIT THE BALL FURTHER

All this and some other pipe dreams incoming!

Thanks for dropping by!

Toms x

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That is RIGHT, in 2026 Golf Is Ruining My Life is coming to a city near YOU-ish... we are bringing our show, "An Evening For Swingers" around the UK and we can not WAIT to have you there. Tickets go on sale NEXT Thursday and you can buy them on the website HERE

So... that is a thing!

Also in today's podcast we dive into the big box of emails and dig out some solid GOLD from you lot, including such topics as: golf, angry golfers and also golf

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Alright par pals?

It might be December but at least GIRML won't ever close because of wet fairways or drainage issues (don't hold us to this).

THIS TIME ON GIRML:

TOM NEEDS A FIFTY DEGREE

TOM GETS READY TO PLAY GOLF

TOM GETS ANGRY ABOUT AUSTRALIA

TOM HAS A TECHNICAL ISSUE

All this and, as ever, much much more. Enjoy!

Toms x

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How are they EVEN finding anything to talk out... we are in the DEPTHS of the golf off-season but that will NOT stop The Toms. On this weeks Thursday email special you can expect - how many wedges is to many wedges, golf course membership dilemmas and junior champion dreams.

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Hello Par Pals

Time for another burst of golf based chat. On the show today:

TOM PLAYS GOLF

TOM BUYS SOME SHOES

TOM CAN'T DECIDE IF HE'S GOING TO DO THE ROLL UP OR NOT

It's action packed.

See you Thursday for email special!

Toms x

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THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON.

Firstly, the new Golf Is Ruining My Life website is LIVE and you can view that right HERE… All the latest merch, a new exciting news letter called the 19th Hole AND a fancy way to contact the show ohhhhhh.

However, we’ve got a Thursday email special to do… on todays show expect - winter golf recommendations, a listener going from 17 handicap to 3 in ONE year and the show’s OLDEST listener with a brilliant golfing goal. 

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THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON.

Firstly, the new Golf Is Ruining My Life website is LIVE and you can view that right HERE… All the latest merch, a new exciting news letter called the 19th Hole AND a fancy way to contact the show ohhhhhh.

However, we’ve got a Thursday email special to do… on todays show expect - winter golf recommendations, a listener going from 17 handicap to 3 in ONE year and the show’s OLDEST listener with a brilliant golfing goal. 

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That's right, par pals - a simple bit of plastic could make you a better golfer. It's THAT EASY! But what is the toy? You'll have to listen to find out, of course.

ALSO on the show we catch up on Tom's stomach health, and find out what shot nearly got Tom Holland to the Ryder Cup team.

All that and more!

Email special on Thursday, now go and buy a cap please thanks

Toms x

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Also, on todays Thursday episode... have we discovered the golfer in the UK with the HIGHEST handicap, we think we might have found our best golfing listener and did Rory pick the wrong strategy for the DP World Tour Final playoff hole!

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Golfers!

Gather round!

It's November, golf is awful, but we have each other.

On the show today:

Golf Holidays - what DO you want?

Playing in winter clothes - does it make you play a bit better?

Tee Times - the struggle continues.

Also BUNT WATCH CONTINUES TOO!

Stay in touch, drop us an email, and STAND BY FOR A CHEEKY BIT OF NEWS NEXT WEEK

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It's a Thursday emails special edition of the podcast, which means its time to bury on golfing mitts into the big sack of golfing correspondence... IN the next THIRTY minutes expect - a listener FAILS to break 100, a listener SLAGS OFF the old podcast episode and a we have a CELEBRITY listener story!

IT'S VERY LISTENER CENTRIC

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Alright par pals?

Welcome along to another amble through the golfing world with two men called Tom.

Today:

Your County Card! It unlocks discounts - do you use it?

WORLD GOLF IS SOLVED BY TWO MEN

Also we might maybe have some new merch soon so stay tuned?

Lots of love and birdies

Toms x

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Thursday means one thing... EMAIL CORNER. This week the lads dissect - when to get fitting, ChatGPT for swing analysis, father son bonding and OVER 300 yard drives

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Alright Par Pals?

Welcome along to another slice of golf chat to get you hooked on this cruel pointless and wonderful game.

On the show today

WHAT a race to Mallorca!

What IS the PRICE FINGER?

What is YOUR winter shard of golfing joy?

Don't forget to like, subscribe, join the discord and all that

Toms x

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It's frantic, it's frenetic, it's frenzied... it's the most emails we have ever fit into email corner! You guys spoke and said, 'Toms, get rid of the backlog', so that's exactly what we've done. Expect - ChatGPT, tips to break 100, Japanese golfers, the anticap and golf holiday bookings.

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Ahoy

Here's some more golf chat then.

On the show today:

Tom has SOLVED the problem of Golf Day Bandits

Can you only play your best when your in comps?

Also - who HIRES A BUGGY at their local course?? Madness.

All that and more. And don't forget our lovely discord!

See you Thursday for email special

Toms x

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Every episode of this lovely podcast has its only theme and flavour… today’s episode is a tinged with a distinct desire to get things DONE before Traitors starts. But do not, for one god damn second, think that this will affect the quality of the broadcasting. OH NO. If anything this penchant for punctuality adds a zest previously lacking. This week the lads head over to email corner and discuss: golf club merch, chipping in and stopping golf anxiety!

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Hey Par Pals

Welcome back to another 30 minutes of golf waffle. Thanks for listening and just generally being there for us.

Today we're heaving our way through the giant pile of emails and we'll discuss slow play, first rounds on a course for beginners, and how to deal with BEING A WINNER.

All this and more on the way to your eyes and ears

Till next time!

Toms x

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In an attempt to FINALLY get to grips with the bulging email inbox , this week, The Toms are dedicating a full 30 mins to a email corner... they will NOT stop reading correspondence until the swap is drained. Over the next half an hour expect: TGs Lab conspiracy theory, is it worth going after distance and Noel Fielding is BACK jinxing people!

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Hello Par Pals,

Welcome back to another soggy stroll through the rough with two men called Tom.

On the show today:

Tom plays well!

So does Marco!

Is Speed Training worthwhile?

All this and more heading to your eyes and ears NOW!

Toms x

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It's the autumn slump... Green is feeling sad after playing his childhood course, Price was feeling sad and then had a breakthrough and the listeners are delivering arguably the best topic in GIRML history - weirdest place you've seen / taken golf clubs!

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Today’s episode has all the ingredients of a classic GIRML… there is some golf etiquette whining, some golf scoring whining and some golf holiday whining. ESSENTIALLY, it is two grown men having a strop about a sport that isn’t fair. 

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Alright golfers?

Welcome back to more wittering and wandering as we carve another conversation through the golfing lives we're living.

Today Tom is off to play his home course for the first time in years, we blame Keegan Bradley for being rubbish again a bit, and then we're heading to email corner.

See you next time!

Toms

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We are stressed... we are very, VERY stressed! After a nail biting final day at Bethpage Black, Luke Donald's European side get the must deserved W. There is so much to digest from what has been an EPIC Ryder Cup over in America, one that will go down in history for sure, BUT for now... a couple of Toms have a couple of thoughts!

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Wow.

Did you see that?

Just wow.

Here are two men called Tom who feel like, frankly, they're living in a golfing fever dream. ENJOY

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We are only 24 hours into the GREATEST golf event of the year... BUT European heads are starting to believe. We couldn't have asked for a better start, but there is still a long way today. Today The Toms with the help of Rob Jerram from Today's Golfer delve into all the action from day one of play.

You can check out ALL the TG Ryder Cup coverage ⁠HERE ⁠

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It's here!

The Ryder Cup is pretty much underway, and here are Tom, Tom and Rob to guide you through the opening Salvos.

Good luck everyone. It's going to be a hell of a ride.

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THIS IS HISTORY... the boys have pulled out all the stop this time, the daily podcasts are back and we able to cross over LIVE to New York City and connect up with the Today's Golfer team who are on ground at Beth Page Black for us all weekend!

Expect dodgy NY accents, Green & Price trying to do serious golf analyse and the Rob Jerram from Today's Golfer showing them up! It's CLASSIC GIRML!

You can check out ALL the TG Ryder Cup coverage HERE

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Whatsapp Groups are being made, finances are being discussed and the age old battle of ‘Portugal’ VS ‘UK BREAK’ is once again being waged. This week the lads look at golfing holidays for the coming year, discussing the pros and cons of different approaches. Not only that they delve into TG’S Grove Bag and discuss the impending Ryder Cup at Beth Page Black. 

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Alright par pals

Here's another slice (sorry) of golfing chat to hook (sorry) you in to the world of GIRML.

Today on the show:

TOM GETS HIS FRIENDS HOOKED ON GOLF

TOM DECIDED TO DO MORE MATCHPLAY

TOM IS EXCITED ABOUT THE RYDER CUP

YOUR EMAILS!

Stay in touch and get on the discord if you're not already!

See you next time

Toms...

It's Monday and the BMW Championship at Wentworth is behind us... the only thing ahead of us is the Ryder Cup but that won't stop these lads. The Toms of the Royal and Ancient game return for a 30 minute meandering chat in the golfing world. Today its all about - simulator golf, sofas, bags on lime bikes, sofas again, the inclement weather and also sofas.

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Hiya and welcome back for another stroll around with two men called Tom

Today on the show we're discussing:

HOW TO MAKE GOLF FUN

HOW COOL ARCCOS IS

HOW GREAT YOUR EMAILS ARE!

That's right, it's another email special episode.

Enjoy!

Toms x

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HOWEVER, back to the podcast… today BOTH Toms are golf sad, leaving them both to ponder the concept - is it possible to GOOD and getting better at golf WHILE ALSO being happy?

They think not!

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Good morning campers

We're really diving in HARD to your emails today, trying to catch up with our holiday inbox.

After a brief bit of over-excitement RE the Ryder Cup, Tom and Tom dive into your correspondence covering off the main golf topics.

Keep your emails coming and don't forget to jump on our Discord and possibly win big big big prizes!

Link HERE

Alright see you next week

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Golf Is Ruining My Life x Question Time... this weeks the Tom's tackle a HUGE subject, do golfers ACTUALLY want to see the game get bigger or are the old traditions halting progress?

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Hello Par Pals

Welcome along to another dissection of this ugly stick and ball game we call home.

On the show this week:

TOM GETS AN EAGLE

TOM GETS CROSS AT THE PGA TOUR

TOMMY WINS!

And more...

Don't forget to join our Discord - download the Discord app and click THIS link to join in ALL the fun.

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Post Bank Holiday, it's a strange Tuesday drop from GIRML... Unfortunately this podcast was recorded BEFORE the Tommy Fleetwood win, so those hot takes will come on Thursday. Today is all about - Green playing bad, Price being the sick man of Europe, analysis of the tour finale and do we dare to believe Team Europe could get the job done at Beth Page Black

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Hi and welcome back to another half an hour hacking through the conversational rough.

Today, Tom and Tom discuss:

WHY HAS THE DRIVER ABANDONED TOM?

WHEN WILL TOM PLAY AGAIN

And

We do email corner and discover one of the greatest golf crimes possibly EVER committed. But is it ok or should we be sending one of you to golf prison?

As ever keep your emails coming in and don't forget JOIN OUR DISCORD

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Fancy a healthy dosing of GIRML Toms... well, here we go - another episode crossing off most of the big topics in golf recently - Can Tommy win in American, Charley Hull not quite grabbing a major and Price letting his son down with his lack of snacks

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Morning golfers!

Time for another stroll around the conversational links.

This week:

TOM IS A WINNER

TOM IS IN A RICH VEIN OF FORM

TOM WENT TO CORNWALL

BOTH TOMS HAD BACK TO BACK BIRDIES

ALSO

WE HAVE A FLIPPIN DISCORD! Join it here and send Tom's phone notifications insane:

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And don't forget to drop us an email for next week's Email Corner with...

Alright?

Monday's here, and so are we!

It's time for another gentle stroll through the golfing highs and lows with two men called Tom.

Today:

Martin's made friends!

Shall we do a Discord?

Which Tees should you go off?

AND

We get all Bob Rotella on your A's.

Stay in touch and see you on Thursday for more of whatever on earth this is.

Toms x

So, hear us out... we think we might have an idea which is going to change the way you putt FOREVER, it's worked for Green and can work for you. Also this week - perfect halfway hut food, email corner & AN INAUGURAL EAGEL!

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Hey Par Pals

Welcome back to more golf guff from two men called Tom.

Today:

Tom's handicap journey CONTINUES

Other Tom's watched a video on The YOUTUBE and has decided he's better than Scottie

ALSO

Is it time to bring a 2 iron into the bag?

All this and more on the UK's SECOND biggest golf podcast.

See you Thursday for email special!

AND keep the celeb spots coming too pls thanks.

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Another Thursday GIRML episode, so you can expect the boys to be delving into email corner and picking out another winner... also on today's ep they talking about the ever approaching autumn golf, what makes the world number 1 happy and is Rory BIG SAD?

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Alright par pals?

Welcome back.

TODAY:

BUNKERS - sorted!

HOW MANY GOLF BALLS DOES TOM NEED FOR HIS TREVOSE TRIP?

And also what on EARTH has happened to bladed putters on tour?

All this and more on its way to your ears

Toms x

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The UK's golfing Toms return for another rendition, expedition and ermmm... another 'dition' word, of the Golf Is Ruining My Life podcast... this week, we REALLY want to hear about your best golfing celeb encounters, please email them over. Also, the importance of having driver in your bag and a trip over to email corner with our friends at GolfBidder. LETS GO GOLFING!

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IT IS DONE!

Scottie has - SOMEHOW - won

And now it's time for the real celebration (and it's longer than two minutes)!

It's half an hour of two golf nerds discussing their thoughts and feelings around this, the final men's major of the year.

Enjoy!

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What do you meaaaaaan it is obvious Scottie Scheffler is going to win this thing, we have no idea what you're talking about. Lots to digest in today's episode from the Scottie domination continuing, Lee Westwood shooting the lights out and is swearing in sport bad?

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We're halfway through the final major of the year and boy oh boy is it shaping up to be a classic (win for Scottie).

Who knows who might win (Scottie) and who knows what might happen (Scottie will win). It's all to play for (second place).

So join us, Tom and Tom, as we go through the first two days (of Scottie being good) and predict what's around the corner over the back 9 of the tournament (which Scottie is going to win).

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The final major of the 2025 season is UPON ON and the golfing Toms are here to recap what was a jam packed opening day of play… with a couple of fav favourites Westwood and Mickelson playing well out there. Missed anything today? Don’t worry… Tom can summarise it all.

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Hey Par Pals

Welcome back to another 30 minutes of golf chat.

Today:

EMAILS!

TOMS' BIG GOLF WEEKENDS

THE OPEN

What more could you want?

See you tomorrow for some exclusive and highly flawed analysis of the first day of the final major of the year!

Toms x

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The moment has come, the end of The Scottish Adventure, the boys sit on the veranda at The Renaissance Course discussing what has been a great experience on some truly unique links.

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It is a JAM PACKED GIRML episode… this week the boys talk about the incoming Open, the BIG differences between your average Tour Event and what the players have just witnessed over at The Genesis Scottish Open, playing golf with LET Player Sophie Walker and late night calls to golf coaches #Sexy

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Hey golfers

Gather round and prepare for another 30 minutes of two men called Tom blathering on about golf

Today:

Golfing rage. HOW DO WE SOLVE IT?!?!

Playing when you've got young kids. HOW DO WE SOLVE THIS?!?!

Scared of your driver? HOW DO WE SOLVE THIS?!?!? (get a lesson)

Got no golf mates? HOW DO WE SOLVE THIS??!

Don't forget our new VS episode at The Renaissance (home of this week's Genesis Scottish Open) is up now on our...

We are addicted, we are totally addicted to this stupid sport... in the Monday GIRML episode expect - the boys discussing what is a BAD golf score, how important are lessons, how to get your head around golf technicalities, how to feel about handicap change and should we all be practising more?

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Alright golfers?

Welcome back to another good talk spoiled as Toms Price and Green discuss:

Tom's big match

Tom's lack of driver

Tom's big mountain

AND

EMAIL CORNER with our pals at Golfbidder.

Fore left.

Don't forget our latest video is out THIS SUNDAY and you can watch us play The Renaissance, home of The Genesis Open which starts on Sky Sports next week. Go and check it out on our YouTubes!

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It today's episode The Tom's look inward (what, like they haven't been for the past 3/4 years) and ask the big question - Does golf REALLY make us happy? And the answer they give might not quite be what you expect. Also, driver breakthroughs, scoring in medals and chipping triumphs.

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Alright?

Anyone else woken up at 4am with an idea for a golf format? If so, this is the best podcast for you.

Elsewhere on the show:

Price has a big match on the way

Green is determined to put as many cards as possible in

We ask which Patio Guy are you?

We also ask who is the YOUNGEST captain you've ever known?

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We have another cracking email corner with our pals at Golfbidder!

Last night we all had our collective hearts broke as we watched a GOD DAMN golfing gent not quite get it done in the US for the umpteenth time. Tommy deserved that W but was robbed in the closing stages. In today's ep we dive into that 18 holes on Sunday, Green's 82 in a COMPETITION and Price's new chipping prowess.

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The Toms are back with another walk around the golfing block.

Today:

Are you a club golfer or do you travel well?

What happens when you do a card AND match play? (bad things)

ALSO it's email corner with our pals at Golfbidder!

Anyone else scared they might have a Vanity Handicap?

See you soon and don't forget to check out our latest VS video over on the YouTubes.

Toms x

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Another Monday and another major done... it was difficult out there with a rain delay halting proceedings. Green and Price delve into what they can take from JJ Spaun and put into their own game PLUS a deep dive into an EPIC 18 holes at Centurion GC, leaving the boys battered and bruised.

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Here we go then - a third day of hell in Oakmont for the golfers, and heaven for us mere mortals watching them toil.

On the show today we try and work out who is going to win (Adam Scott pls) and just why Rory keeps getting himself into the media spotlight.

AND don't forget our new video is heading to YouTube today, in case you want to see some properly good golfers rather than this absolute shower at the US Open. (that is a joke)

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Do you like the sound of two people Google'ing facts about day two at the US OPEN in Oakmont... then GOODNESS me you've come to the right place! The Toms are back with a handful of Tepid Takes and the term 'peppering the rough' has never been more apt.

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The third major is here and day one is in the bag.

Tom and Tom take a half hour out of their busy schedules to talk through some of the highs and a LOT of the lows.

Expect stats, laughing at the rough and a lot of speculation as to how badly they'd play on that course. And more!

You can see ep on our YouTube, and make sure you join us tomorrow for another trawl through as we take an in depth look...

It's true! Tom's been out and played well and we've basically worked out how you'll ALWAYS play well.

Also on the show:

Email corner with GolfBidder!

Tom gets APPLAUDED

and

We continue our hunt for the worst golf club posters.

See you soon, don't forget to drop us a review on Spotify and make sure you're ready for our next video from Scotland dropping this Sunday!

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It is the US Open week... we are now half way through all the majors of the year (sad) however, it's a bumper 2025 with the BMW at Wentworth & The Ryder Cup ALL still to come. Also today, the Toms dissect WHY aren't younger golfers joining casual club comps and how to get non-golfers into the sport

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Welcome back par pals to your bi-weekly dose of golf therapy.

TODAY:

Email corner with our pals at Golfbidder!

Green is smug even though he shot a terrible score.

AND

We discover our very own Swissner!

All the best and don't forget to watch our new YouTube Versus episode on Sunday, ok?

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A couple of weeks ago The Toms headed up to Scotland to take on some EPIC courses and meet the ancestral home of the sport we are all addicted to. In this first episode of the season, you meet Green and Price in a turret overlooking the Old Course, The Jigger Inn and the Swilcan bridge as they reminisce on what was an amazing first 48 hours of the trip!

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Time for another good talk spoiled - this time on GIRML:

What IS the best golf rule of thumb?

Is Tom about to have a golf partner FOR LIFE

and

How come we never hit drivers and irons well on the same day?

All this and more incoming! Enjoy

GIRML x

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It's a bank holiday Monday, but that will not stop The Toms of golf releasing another JAM PACKED episode of GIRML. This week - do we think ARCCOS would help us, the worst explanation of Strokes Gained you've ever heard and is removing driver from the bag a GAME CHANGING play?

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Hello Par Pals!

It's time for another totally menial golf chat with two men called Tom.

This week:

Ping!

Your Golfbidder Emails!

Why is Tom Golf Sad?

All this and more heading to your ears (and eyes). Enjoy!

Toms x

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It took its sweet, sweet time, but when we got to Sunday afternoon it would appear the second major of the year had started to heat up a little bit… maybe! Can Jon Rahm make the dream come true (no), can Matt Fitzpatrick go on a career defining charge (no), will Scottie grind out a fireworks free win (yes). Let’s all admit it… it wasn’t quite The Masters, but did we enjoy it while it was there (maybe)

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Morning!

So Day Three has been and gone and we just about managed to watch some of it in between Eurovision.

Was it a good day for Rory? A bad day for Bryson? Another massive day for Scottie?

No, yes, yes.

Have a listen and find out more as we prepare for the big final day at what is without a doubt the biggest major golf event of the year no question.

Like a fine wine or a lovely bottle of port, the US PGA has moved on and day two has happened.

Here's Tom and Tom to discuss all the issues including:

The Journeymen

Mud Balls

The Nightmare

The Dream

The Planting of The Right Foot.

And more!

See you tomorrow for more golf talk and hopefully less Tom Cold (sorry).

Toms x

THE DAILY PODCASTS ARE BACK... can the boys survive, only time will tell. Here is you debrief of what went on over at Quail Hollow on the opening day of the second major of 2025. Let's all be honest, the leaderboard currently isn't the most inspiring thing, but panic not, the boys have still got a couple of #TepidTakes for you to enjoy.

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Another jam packed GIRML for your ear holes… it is MAJOR week, the PGA Championship is here so the lads are limbering up for the RETURN of the daily podcasts; however, on today’s episode you can expect - a return to form for Green, a continued domination of the sport by Price, a truly HORRIFIC golf injury, the crowning of the Sun Mountain Club Glider winner and a return to GolfBidder email corner. 

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Alright Par Pals?

On today's episode:

Price is smug!

Green is sad!

What song plays in your head in between shots?

The monthly medal is IMPOSSIBLE. Discuss.

Is it ok to take a 7 iron off the first tee?

The next Major of the year is nearly here and Price has a new Tepid Take on Rory.

oh ALSO don't forget you can win a Sun Mountain Club Glider! Email us WHERE you'd play golf, WITH who and...

There have been a lot of hectic GIRML episodes, but we think this one takes the biscuit... over the coming half an hour expect - a debrief of the forthcoming Scottish Golf Content explosion, Green has a golf breakdown, Price has reached golf nirvana, the RETURN of the Golf Bidder email corner AND win BIG with the SunMountain and their club glider.

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Alright GIRMLers?

Fancy two men salivating over a golf fitting for 30 minutes or so? You've come to the right place

AND don't forget our incredible PING fitting experience will be up on YouTube from 7pm on Monday 5th May. It's been edited, don't panic. It's not six hours of two men hitting golf balls whilst saying "oh that feels better". Sadly.

Oh and for the REAL nerds - here's the spec the guys went for:

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It is Scotland Week, the lads are off up north to play the royal and ancient game... and they're taking it very very seriously, lots of prep has been done. This week on the pod they discuss Rory getting on the phone with two presidents, getting a helicopter to the course and a RIDICULOUS email from a listener on some questionable medal scoring!!

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Hello team GIRML

Welcome back for more golf chat with two men called Tom. This week:

SHOT SHAPING - is it for you? Can you? Dare you? SHOULD you?

Toms play the official best golf course in UK&I.

We also announce the first course we'll be playing on our Scotland trip.

All this and more heading STRAIGHT for your ears.

Team GIRML xx

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Tempid Takes galore... here are your favourite golfing lads back again with more rubbish golf based banter, half remembered stats and simply awful swing advice. What more could you possibly want from GB's second biggest golf podcast. This week - Green has a meltdown, The Scottish Trip is announced and we have more winners in GolfBidder Email corner.

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Hello and HAPPY EASTER to all those who celebrate

Here comes another episode of GIRML.

On Today's Show:

The Toms set out on a bold and selfless mission to get a full bag fitting

They discuss where the Back Monkey has moved to, now it's off Rory

And of course they inevitably get stuck trying talking about Tom's anger issues.

All this and more on its way to your eyes and ears right now.

There is a serious Masters come-down in the GIRML office, but do not worry because that will not stop the lads bringing you their bi-weekly #TepidTakes. This week they cover: the fear of golf after a GREAT round, can instagram golf girls change your game, GolfBidder email corner returns again and Green has a rant about football strips on golf courses.

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An historic day. An achievement no one thought possible. Four of them. That's right. All four of them.

Tom and Tom managed to do a podcast on all four days of a major tournament.

Also, Rory won a career grand slam.

Enjoy!

Toms

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Can he do... do we dare to dream. Rory is at the top of The Masters 2025 leaderboard going into Sunday and the stage is SET for what looks like it is going to be an EPIC 18 hole BATTLE to crown the first major winner of 2025. Over the next 30 minutes to dive into the Byrson analysis, a Rosie debrief and debate was that REALLY the best Saturday of any major ever?

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Rosie holds on, Rory comes back and the rest of the field keep up the pressure!

What a weekend we're in for. But before we get there, what do Tom & Tom make of what happened on Friday?

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The lads did what they promised, here is your debrief of what went on over at Augusta National on the opening day of play at The Masters 2025. Unreal scenes from Justin Rose, is Rory doing what he needs to do to get that final major and can the ever volatile Jon Rahm find some form. All that AND MORE as we debrief the opening round of the first major in 2025.

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Alright calm down.

Actually no don't calm down.

IT'S MASTERS WEEK AND WE'RE HERE TALKING ABOUT GOLF LIKE A PAIR OF PRATTLING IDIOTS.

On today's (first) show:

Tom makes Tom an incredible surprise

It's email corner, brought to you by GolfBidder! Go and check out what incredible clubs you can grab second hand on there now just click HERE

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It’s a huge week for GIRML, in a podcast first… we are going to attempt to do an episode every night POST Masters coverage. What’s the worst that can happen? In todays ep we give our Masters predictions, discuss what separates the top from the rest of the pack and double down on our new catchphrase… PEPPER.THE.ROUGH!!

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Hello YOU... We're back with more inane tepid takes, and AND an amazing email corner brought to you this week by our pals at Golfbidder. Go and have a hunt on there for your ultimate dream golf buy - there are so many brilliant deals and amazing finds. And every time you click THIS LINK you help us out too! A win win, I think you'll find.

Don't forget every Thursday is email corner - get your golf story / hot take in now and you could win a £50 voucher to spend at Golfbidder!

It's almost April, golf season is waking up and the Toms are here to help you on your merry golfing way... they've got another 30 mins of tepid takes and it feels like this episode might go down in the history books, up there with that episode from season 1 when Price recorded a WHOLE driver fitting and broadcast the lot. Why did that happen, you ask? Well, that's a great question. This episode will forever be know as... THE SWING DEEPDIVE!

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That's right - we're back.

Time for another stroll around the block of golf together.

This time on GIRML:

RULES

ETIQUETTE

AN INCREDIBLY LONG EMAIL FROM SOMEONE CALLED HARRY

oh and HUGE news from Tenby

Thanks for coming and do drop us a rating and a review if you've got the time?

Cheers!

Toms x

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It's a massive podcast episode from The Toms... this week Green is discussing his first 18 holes at the new club (not everything went to plan), the boys debrief their new LAB GOLF putter and debate are they worth it and Price brings a shocking etiquette breach to the table.

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Anyone for some inane golf chat?

This time on GIRML:

Tom learns how to play off the shaft

Tom compares his game to a wild dog

Tom has a new chipping strategy.

All this and more heading to your ears and eyes NOW!

See you next time!

Toms x

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It is a BIG day for the lads at GIRML - Green is getting played into his NEW golf club, the boys are debating the pros and cons of opening up the sport to partners at home and Price is delving into the email inbox to see if breaking 80 on winter rules counts and WHAT is the ultimate golfing achievement set!!

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Hi and welcome back to another good talk spoiled.

This week the Toms cover huge topics including:

What's the rule on plugging?

How many of you use a golf coach regularly?

Just what happened to Tom at the monthly medal?

All this and more heading to your ears and eyes if you're a YouTube type.

Enjoy!

Toms x

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Are you thinking of doing a golf trip to the Algarve, there are a lot mistakes you can make... however, there is ONE course which you MUST play. Green is back from a few days golfing in Portugal and he has got the lowdown you need before booking your next trip. Also, a very surprising iron revelation which could help you decide your next set for 2025.

Price is tired and Green has been in the car for 8 hours.

It is a pretty hectic episode. ALSO, they decide which car...

Alright?

Shall we spend some more time dwelling on the misery that is golf addiction?

Today:

A CLIFFHANGER!

An incredible idea!

Should courses have a flat track notification?

AND SO MUCH MORE!

**ALSO MERCH COMING SOON SO SO SOON**

Laters

Toms x

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They literally will not stop making podcasts, welcome back to GIRML. This week the boys are talking about what goes into a LAB putter fitting, discussing Green’s mate who binned off corporate life to try his luck as a caddie and if it is REALLY possible to start a Youtube series called ‘Quest for The Open… QUALIFYING’ 

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