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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans enrich the Twilight in season 4 episode 25, Twilight's Kingdom Part 1! It is good to know Twilight's still alive even though she doesn't get to say "Tatarus". We commiserate about Mondays, and, let's be honest here, I'm trying to get my soul schlorped clean out my horn this weekend. Hell no I'm not registered to horse vote. We comment on some Tirek libertarian moments and admire noted Nintendo GameCube game, Bookvore.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans describe this episode as "bad!" season 4 episode 24, Equestria Games! Come get on the Joe Pogan experience, get sent to Crystalantanamo Bay, and bite with our crystal teeth (creeth). You know, if you see a bullfrog on a fencepost, somepony put him there.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are *Sweetie Belle voice* yoloing in season 4 episode 23, Inspiration Manifestation! Come as all these booktok influencers keep telling me to read the cursed tome, stick Rarity's eyes on my childhood bedroom ceiling, and agree that the birchussy would pop severely. Fortunately, there's plenty of room for my puppets while slenderma'am collects my patches. We speculate on a healthier sort of headpat and inflate you big and round like a book.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are asking how beans are you in season 4 episode 22, Trade Ya!! We celebrate our horsetruckiversary on October 21, we point at a marelet that will eventually enlengthen, and we sign a Twilight Sparkle Rookie Card. We admire Rainbow Dash's whole business and taint because she has to expose her entire perineum to Daring Do and the Sapphire Statue. We agree we've always wanted to do pie skip because Pinkie Pie does not need to feel special.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are asking about the first iPad baby in season 4 episode 21, Testing Testing 1, 2, 3! We hoot and holler about how the cider house rules, nod about how Rainbow Dash is going to have to repeat the second grade, and concur about the way you fuck Celestia and then die. But not before enjoying some hickory-smoked Icarus! Pinkie Pie's face ponus is voted most likely to extrude eggs, and it's also fun for her just to grab a boob. We empathize with God's saddest rectangle and speak one of the sentences said moments before getting isekai'd into...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are up corking our horn in season 4 episode 20, Leap of Faith! Remember, all old people are wrong about everything. Come watch as Applejack beats the background pony allegations while we're based as baking powder. You can't even eat paint chips any more because of woke cringe grandparents. We agree that a situation is an event with more than one outcome and that it's gay to react to stimuli. And, hey, any women out there wanna drink my mysterious ass tonic? Unfortuantely, that response vioated the non-aggression pact, so I'll be shitting my pants promptly...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans appreciate an epic self-consistent magic system in season 4 episode 19, For Whom The Sweetie Belle Tolls! We write a Den of Geek article about it, and start Sweetie Belle as a child with real tongue leavings! Poor thing can't even clown right. The thing about me is that I simply cannot sleep without my Fluttershy butt glasses while this Rarity cloud is pissing me off. Worry not, ovation nation, you'll be the cloaca of the ball!

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Graceful Spark and Spilled agree dames rule in season 4 episode 18, Maud Pie! We notice the dress doesn't talk, admire Boulder the Rock, and tell Pinkie Pie she can't say that to a hummingbird. Meanwhile, Berry Punch has her whole pussy out.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans grow into my powerful child diaphragm in season 4 episode 18, Somepony to Watch Over Me! We click through the Applejack soup tutorial, tell Big Mac we're yearnin', hit another cinemare sins ding, and shake our heads at the Apple Bloom fridge chips. We get got by the classic Applejack rake chastity routine, then the What Are Hands reversal, and, of course, get roasted on CNN. We pay our gay baby bail and refuse to slice the Sweetie Belle. You can only slice the Apple Bloom. This is my dad now. The one with the regular...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans ask about my birchussy in season 4 episode 16, It Ain't Easy Being Breezies! We admire George Washington's traditional wood pussy, show the pandas porn, and, for all we know, they fuck pollen. We go picket fence mode with the fellas, some real box-of-crayons birds. Aren't we all under the hoof of Big Applejack, much like the feeder kink micro settling in with one Ritz cracker? We install a door for a single bee and go helium mode because, at the end of the day, everyone's a little bit disappointed when you see a straight couple.<...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans remember when Shape Rotator moved into town in season 4 episode 15, Twilight Time! RIP Diamond Tiara, you would have loved ChatGPT. Come hear a list of children that are bad, try to explain Twilight Sparkle to an American, and behead Mareie Womantoinette. Remember, women want me, fish are me, and me am fish because it must be the work of an enemy lemonade stand. We apologize to Pip for his doghshit lemonade and ask the big question: you got dames on your hoof?

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discover science's cute for jokes in season 4 episode 14, Filli Vanilli! We embark on a bisexual Spike arc, or "bark", we've had second puberty, yes, but what about third puberty, and POV: you are getting vored. We're gonna tell our kids this was Bocchi the Rock, or possibly Flutter the Shy. Just remember Twilight is the Pentagon in this situation, and if you don't believe me, my cutie mark is in making really good metaphors. At least they chased Racist Bongos out of town.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are gonna be skeleton dust one day in season 4 episode 13, Simple Ways! It's time for some small-town Shiek. He discovered Miami, you know. It's not woke to be named Smallpox Blankets any more, but it's still cool to talk about the Buttfor Principle. We're on scrotch for Bad Applejack, so look out! You know Cousin Apple Piss isn't real, but do you know what is? An outfit so bad it gave her rickets.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans celebrate some other kind of pride in season 4 episode 12, Pinkie Pride! It's not a hootenanny, it's just an outing! Come along as we avert the course of horsetery, ask good lookin' to trap Rainbow Dash, and admire some bespoke-ass horse faces while she was getting her lemon pussy put in. Watch out! Someone's forgetting lore!

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans imagine ourselves as the shiny FDRmobile in season 4 episode 11, Three's a Crowd! You wouldn't want them to be cisparent, would you? I'm already blue, you asshole! Come as Pinkie Pie fucking dies, we become trapped in Cube 2: Hypercube, acknowledge that Discord knows about and possibly did 9/11, and do a gender reveal on this flower. I support a woman's right to emit beams- one of Celestia's little tests.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans witness the Pinkie Pie redemption arc in season 4 episode 10, Rainbow Falls! Here, respecting women gets a yeah! Personally, I'm with horse when it comes to Rainbow Dash hoof lettuce. We listen to Fleetfoot Mac's Rumares, admire a man with many bulges, and appreciate some shy feeder fetish sub energy. We open hoof slam the Chron-neigh-cles of Maredick VHS into the VCR because girl, you're literally a horse.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans announce good news! It's now weird when we have sex in season 4 episode 9, Pinkie Apple Pie! We acknowledge that Horse Fast and Furious is about family, meet Pattern Baldness and Pussy Whip, and notice that this dick tastes familiar. Will you, our listeners, understand Dr. Philtrum? We have our best "what are hands" yet while twinks are always dismantling my jalopy. We've noticed that it's hard to be crab, but soft to be bug. Have you?

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans preserve the Maresquarade in season 4 episode 8, Rarity Takes Manehattan! We theorize about what could be Scout's mom, appreciate an apple jack, gentrify a Pinkie Pie song, talk about where minutes come from, and give some special dispensation to Big Macintosh. And, hey, Spike's dagwoodmoding while Rarity achieves Super White Woman God White Woman.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans preserve the Maresquarade in season 4 episode 7, Bats!! We take a whimsical journey with James and the Giant Apple, we really make you think about apples, and, as always, announce the witching hour. The thing about women is that they love branch and that girls need their bessence in order to suck. Please only send us related peemails.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Bean...s meet enjoy Riven: The Sequel to Myst (mare Myst) in season 4 episode 6, Power Ponies! We play Horse Flipper, do some Extreme Marekovher: Horse Edition, and, hey, try reading book hole. After all, some days you're the beams, some days you're the woman. We do agree that shampoo expires, though, baby.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans meet HOA Harshwhinny in season 4 episode 5, Flight to the Finish! Don't let anyone dull your Dusk Shine while we meet my dad, Emerald Mine. Let's see if we can get our shooting JFK (John Frankfurter Kiss) cutie marks. There's just SO much horse.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans appreciate the Women Real Engine in season 4 episode 4, Daring Don't! Come wonder at Vriska kin Rainbow Dash, a real life Vriskhorse, from inside Grace balls. We debate the merits of pinkie down pieonomics, marvel at the Ring of Bestiny, and, of course, the Great and Powerful Penis. Happy National Random Holiday Party Day to all who celebrate.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get put in little plastic capsules in season 4 episode 3, Castle Mane-ia! Come as they're making me a super super rare five star PNG, ask if you'd do it for a spikey snack, horse book loaf wins, and, of course, what is a pussy if not nature's weird hallway?

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans ask why Luna would do something like this in Season 4 episode 2, Princess Twilight Sparkle: Part Two! Come along as we urge Twilight to drink the time cum, write a letter to the princess about fracking, and don't wanna to let Rainbow Dash vote. They're trauma bonding without you, you know. Over there where friendship is dirt.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans agree Fluttershy might like to be a twink in Season 4 episode 1, Princess Twilight Sparkle: Part One! Come with us as we Gurren Logoff, Pray the Tongue Away, and try to become Vine stars but it's 2024.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans enjoy a novelty Princess Celestia-shaped pencil eraser in our Equestria Girls mailbag and Fall of Sunset Shimmer discussion! Also available in video form. Check out some 90s horror webcomic face, learn it from you, mom, unlock eyebrows for 30 minutes a day, notice Princess Celestia's eye crusties, and get slurped into the kuribussy. We consider wing tucking, ride in the popemarebile, avoid the horse domarestication guide, and be warned about the guy whomst does the sucking.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do the Mij face at the camera as we discuss the second half of the first Equestria Girls movie! We get flashbanged by penis, have our nipples surgically replaced with the patreon logo, enjoy trying to have sex with a horse, engage with a perfect 50/50 cringe/bop ratio, enjoy some dick lickable cloptent, and don't talk to us unless you can put your rainbow dick in my goose vagina! And, of course, we could never ignore Twilight Sparkle's Toe Corner in our Discord vent channels.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans admire the most important hat in all of Equestria as we discuss the first half of the first Equestria Girls movie! We go wives akimbo, have the cutie mandate of heaven, shake our heads at this mareless wretch, and, of course, you'll never fit in if you can't tuck.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans asked for NO pickles in season 3 episode 13, Magical Mystery Cure! We only respect good dragon in this house, fuck you if you weren't born, thank Miss America, remember that Rainbow Dash loved being in that jar, and acknowledge my faithful student, Timbits Skunkle.

Thanks, Miss America!

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans violate the copyright in season 3 episode 12, Games Ponies Play! We consider Better Chrysalis Theory, gak on my gyro bowl til I stabilize, become narutypical and the next hokage (horse hokage), and enjoy Chekov's Bun while we're welcomed to the wiki.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans don't sell baskets of eggs covered in cloth in season 3 episode 11, Just For Sidekicks! They crucify our boy, we do that thing to Horse Shinzo Abe, and eventually build up an immunity to fall damage while Sparky need drinky.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans consider an interesting argument. Unfortunately, we've already drawn you as the blown-out Rarity in season 3 episode 10, Keep Calm and Flutter On. We appreciate Spoonity, become Ourbiquitous, comrade, and, of course, splat booda bing, you're done, you two-faced gravy misunderstander.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans check out some foss pornography in season 3 episode 9, Spike At Your Service. We list 12 buckets to knock over before you die, shoot a man named dick pope, acknowledge the neighstalgia critic, get into our shipping gayzebo, and, of course, go count grass.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans have the high ground in season 3 episode 8, Apple Family Reunion. We have surprising apple opinions, refuse to get red delicious pilled, fuhgeddaboutit, consider the Super Ontmario Sisters, and, of course. Gay bats. Happy pride!

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans wish the mail pony would just cum already in season 3 episode 7, Wonderbolts Academy. After all, in Canterlot, you can be cum. We watch someone get assigned bottom at academy, consider the Interneightional Horse Chess Federation, meet Copr, Maldr, and Seethr, agree we have trans hooves, have a crumb of loaf, and make some pro-teen powder.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans marvel at the rare and powerful scroaf in season 3 episode 6, Sleepless in Ponyville. We say hi to Scrunchaloaf, join the Sisterhood of the Traveling Couch, meet Sleep Deprivedaloo and Sweaty Belle, and, of course, mare door hook hoof car horse.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do a little toe trolling in season 3 episode 5, Magic Duel. We experience the reverse Samus twist, fail the boychdel test, listen to mare chemarechal romarence, and appreciate a neurotypical short king and ethical mare balls while we watch the Great and Powerful Trixie make this estrogen disappear.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans meet Cutie Markiplier in season 3 episode 4, One Bad Apple. We say hey to Sweetie Yug, learn the Interneightional Ponetic Alphabet, kin a pump and get to pumpin' here, concur that boys are allowed to smell things, appreciate da big apple, and agree that splat booda bing, you saved me!

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans gotta gotta get down because we marelinol in season 3 episode 3, Too Many Pinkie Pies. We notice that all a unicorn's outfits are horny, agree that you should save a car by riding a horseboy, and enjoy the nature's candy that is barn raisins.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans look at a basket in season 3 episode 2, the second part of The Crystal Empire. Join us as Twilight calls the teacher "mom", admit to a love wins long con, sigh and acknowledge that SOMBRA-19 is still happening, and teach Beans about pomf.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans go wherever they sent Neighponeon in season 3 episode 1, the first part of The Crystal Empire. Join us as we meet a dark empath, note that Twilight keeps running at the pool, agree that Shining Armor's balls never dropped (but WERE demolished by a changeling army), enjoy a crystal cheesewich, and consider becoming double isekai'd.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans reject commoner jizz in season 2 episode 26, the second part of A Canterlot Wedding. Join us as we mind palacing these nuts, fumble Shining Armor's bag, have Beans get snortballed with a weekend at Braeburnie's, check out the most important white boy in all of Equestria, meet Princess Scrunchlestia, appreciate Sausage Armor and Princess Casing, and, at the end of the day, watch as love unfortunately wins.

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The Lady of the Library and faer darling plushbug Ripped Seams welcome our lovely listeners to some stuff they might want to know before starting the big ol' finale.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans take things at long face value in season 2 episode 25, the first part of A Canterlot Wedding. Come as butterfly Applejack is the funniest shit we've ever seen, you give your friends puberty with sonic rainbooms, and watch as half a dozen royal guards take one look at some foaltenyl and immediately die.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans engage in mare to mare communication in season 2 episode 24, MMMystery on the Friendship Express. Come understand the shape of silence, watch Rainbow Dash drop her weighted training strap, ask why Twilight Sparkle didn't teleport the ring to Mordor, win the Dames for Impact award, get cakehooves AND frostingpilled, find a puppy-coded loaf (a ploaf), not to mention a bonus loaf, understand the fault in our cars, meet Transity, AND after all that, I vored your cartoon!

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get cutiepilled and markhooves in season 2 episode 23, Ponyville Confidential. Come with us as we learn that Pinkie Pie is NOT the coast guard and point at the two boys, stuck with bubblegum together 'cause they're not gay and stay for Spark's typewriter takes!

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans let boys say things in season 2 episode 22, Hurricane Fluttershy. Come marvel at Blossom The Third: A Woman Called Fujiko Marene. Remember, if you got isekai'd, you have to tell us. We consider the majestic Pizza Diane Pie and watch the womanamaremeter spin because women are always banishing me to the eyeball zone.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans cut a boy gland clean off in season 2 episode 21, Dragon Quest. Check out sissy Spike, or possibly show us transgender Spike. He's not like other dragons, after all. He's a horse. Marvel at the rare lineless phoenix as we add mysterious bulges with Rainbow Dash's muscular bones.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans ask if you've heard about gender in season 2 episode 20, It's About Time. We put the sandwich-shaped dick in the sandwichussy, point at a suspiciously human nose, warn Pinkie Pie about her ballussy, and, as always, Graceful Spark explains how King Crimson works. Come marvel at this inefficient doomsday prepper and George who died of wet blankets. Also, Tartarus is real?

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans fuck a nerd for asparagus in season 2 episode 19, Putting Your Hoof Down. After all, we're not straight, but asparagussy is asparagussy. Everypony knows you can't fuck Lemmon Pussy for a cherry, but you can appreciate a homeskunk, and, of course, the tree outside Fluttershy's house is dying. Reblog to make it die faster, pony 47.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do a trumpet yeehaw in season 2 episode 18, A Friend in Deed. We ask if she eats these, make some tau jokes, meet Ponyville's Attorney Specific, admit that love wins (wife ins), but at what cost, and Spark uses her penis like she always does.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans imagine Sisyphus and Diamond Tiara pissed at everything in season 2 episode 17, Hearts and Hooves Day. We celebrate a cutie loaf, realize that Catholicism real, and commiserate that they took my clown in the divorce. We meet a different human chest hair guy, tolerate consensual feminization, and, in conclusion, pilot emblems are mech cutie marks.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans don't like Scrubie Pie in season 2 episode 16, Read It And Weep. We do surgery on a Pinkie Pie, ask Rainbow Dash how she's this cringefail but agree that she's allowed to be naked, discuss maregma, and concur that darings only do this when they're extremely distressed.

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Draekos can be found draekos.art!

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans forget about ram TF in season 2 episode 15, The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000. We meet Foamy Top, consider perfectly spherical horses in a vacuum, congratulate the show on its nice France reference, go off about cider logistics, and agree: we don't want to be isekai'd into ALF. Also, uh, Spark probably has a job by the time this episode goes out, but we left the plea in as a joke. Thank you, though!

Spark's compiler porn is at https://perfect.hypnovir.us/dragons-layer and on her AO3!

Our website is at...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans stan a cuck king in season 2 episode 14, Baby Cakes. We notice that Winamplejack really whips the llama's ass, appreciate that stinky GILF drip, have a hole, detect a MILF, and agree on something important: plot rules. And we have a special fandom history corner!

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Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Draekos can be found draekos.art!

Intro and...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans stan a cuck king in season 2 episode 13, Baby Cakes. We notice it's Spark-thirty and thus time for dick-flattening, talk about a cake that kins a pump, hoot and holler about Clover the Transgender, and mourn the free online encyclopedia that nopony will ever edit again.

Check out Alien Swarm: Reactive Drop on Steam!

Check out Beans's tabletop stuff on her itch.io!

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Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!<...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans serve Shakespearean cunt in what we're calling season 2 episode 12. Hearth's Warming Eve. We learn that keikaku means horse plan, Spark goes off about the class divide in Equestria for like ten minutes straight, and, I gotta tell ya, love wins. I'm sorry we didn't put that many jokes in this episode, but, like, neither did Hasbro. Oh, and they call their planet Earth. What the hell.

Check out Alien Swarm: Reactive Drop on Steam!

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get up early in the morbing for season 2 episode 11(?) 12? The zap apple one. Diversity win! The worst woman you know is transgender, your grandma is cringefail, and do you fine ponies know where a gentlecolt can get some acid? Join us while we sell rich people to drugs so we don't have to collect horse social security.

The pornography Spark talks about is at https://perfect.hypnovir.us/everlass!

Images discussed in this episode: https://trixiebooru.org/images/118451 https://trixiebooru.org/images/3053237 https://trixiebooru.org/images/3052829 https://horseisekai.tumblr.com...

In this episode of Warning! Incoming Dames, Stage Fright and Memory Leak meet the Walking Doug in season 1 episode 2 of ReBoot. We get into chair ball insertion, ask whether there's a Missus Suck, give crystal head, apply our honesty patches, and we just can't wait to cloud compute our data algorithm til we dropbox.

The video portion of this episode is also on youtube at https://youtu.be/1OPAbU_Hv_Q.

Reboot episode from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtFFonSxPek.

Georunner gameplay from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrF5EIfn8-c.<...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans make half the world forget about feet in season 2 episode 10. We try not to contract #fossteoperosis, have more Eminem, somehow, make an appointment with Doctor Normal, observe that the Ponyville's biggest sub wants to be a troop, and, of course, she ten gallon on my hat 'til I yeehaw.

Also, hey, Spark's birthday is on the day after this goes live, so say something nice about her. This is kind of a prank current-me is playing on future-me because I'm usually too shy to mention it on the day.

Our...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get feet and elite in season 2 episode 9 with another win for McCarthyism. We ask why they named the horse foot, and make some difficult deSHEsions in honor of women's history month.

The "pussy stuck to a TV" image we were talking about is on the pony booru (NSFW, obviously).

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Draekos can be...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans take on season 2 episode 8 by knocking on wood, inventing the humble sigma mare, give Beans her biweekly de-wizening, and ask the big question: What's with these POnies dissing my MARE?

The Trixie picture we were hooting and hollering about is on our tumblr.

The Thirsty Sword Lesbians book Beans made is on her itch.io.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans dive into dame theory, go hurling, discuss a surprising amount of skin, and, of course, will krump with you, Twilight.

Grace and Hearth talk about Avatar 2: Wet Ones on the Wisdom app.

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Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans remember a fancy little egg lad, consider The Big Lebeanski, theorize about Pony Erectus, and ask the big question: do you remember arms?

Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Draekos can be found draekos.art!

Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get funky with the winkerbeans, establish that Apple Bloom is an NSHC, and agree that Mario eat bologna out of Princess Peach's hand.

If you want to learn about Funky Winkerbean, Spark wrote about it on Cohost.

The pictures we took and discussed this episode are on Spark's mastodon.

For future reference, the thing Spark was laughing too hard to say was "she funky on my winkerbean til I cancer".

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Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans experience some Family Guy scary moments, imagine a world where it's problematic to ask your neighbors for candy, and go for a drink at the speakdifficult.

Our website is at isekai.horse!

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Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

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Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get into Twilight teleportation disc horse, agree that she was ordered by the god-king to touch grass, lay Rainbow Jackoff, and face the ceaseless beating of the Twi-Tale Heart.

Our website is at isekai.horse!

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Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Draekos can be found draekos.art!

Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans consider turning a horse inside out (without pinching them), wonder if we've ever heard of a sad horse, agree that art lets us travel anywhere, and peer into Discord's uncanny valley.

I did make a bunch of riffs on that Applejack/Rarity image, if you're curious.

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Draekos can be found draekos.art!

Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are back, baby, ready to howl at the moon, lament that, buddy, they won't even let us fuck the horn hole, write "Damaged" on Pinkie Pie's forehead, and appreciate the rare and majestic long neck Fluttershy.

Our website is at isekai.horse!

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Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans finally get to the Grand Galloping Gala! We appreciate Spike's tailboner, Beans's very good duck penis joke, how pianos don't work if there's a horse in them, and get to the bottom of the polevussy.

The first song we mention in this episode.

And talking about Rät.

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Intro and outro music by the darling Avery C...

While Beans recovers from gala-related injuries, Graceful Spark and Starry Skies cut a live wisecast special. The stated title of the talk was "The Mathematics Of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls", but we wind up talking about Equestria Girls as a whole, Sunset Shimmer in specific, and see where the wind takes us. This one does have some talk about Equestria Girls and later-season stuff, if you'd prefer to go in fresh.

You can find Starry "Hearth" Skies at dragongirl.gay!

You can find Spark's Wisdom app profile at joinwisdom.audio/sexhaver, if you want...

In the leadup to the Grand Galloping Gala, Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans answer some fan mail before the big night. We talk about the desire to be erotically everted, discuss the points of the Johnny Bravo/Kronk/Enzo Reboot triangle, and ask the big question: Is eating the pussy vore?

Hawkpelt's twitter thread about ableism in Winter Wrap-Up

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Intro and outro music...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans dispense a hot cup of takes, agree that Pinkamania's gonna run wild on you, concur that they should let Big Mac say "bitch", and wish a humpy bumpday to nummity num.

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Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss bus vore, femboy Owlowiscious, making the blender alive, talk about how you gotta protect your bitch wife, go on foot watch, and balance a book on Spike's ass shelf.

The pictures we keep talking about are on the twitter.

The song Spark keeps referencing is Tell Her About It.

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Draekos can be found draekos.art!

Intro and outro music by the...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss their membership in the flavor fandom, discuss which school plays IGN gave a terrible rating to, and anticipate the rerelease of Skyrim on a pony.

The images we discussed today are on this twitter post.

Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Draekos can be found draekos.art!

Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about Mr. Cake's wife guy qualifications, mention that horse 9/11 might have just happened, and watch Fluttershy do surgery on a bird.

Our website is at isekai.horse!

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Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

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Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about how the tree isn't gonna fuck Applejack, end our long loaf drought, and not much else because this episode is a bad one. Don't worry, this is the first part of a double feature.

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Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about Spike's full-on simp face, discuss the humble boy of gender, and Spark realizes she has another type.

The comic in question at https://www.deviantart.com/kasun05/art/I-GO-253942090.

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Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

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Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans have nostalgia for the movie Holes, discuss Spike's skin pocket, and pay our respects to the great hunkfather and primordial ur-hunks before us.

Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

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Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans invite our dear listener to look forward to feet, discuss the humble catgirl Apple Bloom, and get taken to task for their twink takes.

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Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

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Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss the class relationships of horse society, the original cottagecore gf, agree that certain children can safely handle hammers, and weigh in on the age old debate: snicken or chake?

Our website is at isekai.horse!

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Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss a completely theoretical Seinfeld isekai, the missing Wright brother, compare orb fears with hoop dreams, and agree that Spark should get to decide who lives and who dies.

Eminem's very good freestyle.

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Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans stand corrected about the utility of an apple cellar, ship the two ponies that don't appear in this episode, discuss Twilight's prescription piano, and still find time to chat about horse music.

The Lauren Faust post we keep referencing is at https://www.deviantart.com/comments/4/1603670/1868624964

The Raridash fan art we discussed

Avocado toast pony

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans wonder where Horse France is, discuss whether taurs are real in horseland, encounter the immortal line, and shake their heads at Applejack's unfortunately-shaped hat.

Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

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Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Check out Spark's friend's kickstarter!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about the rugs and the bees, say "come on, ref" a lot, discuss the difference between real and fake leaf fans, and leave time to be gay while there's some extraordinarily homosexual horse behavior happening on screen.

Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

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Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Check out Spark's friend's kickstarter!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk a lot about horse puberty, the unparalleled ability of children to lie to each other, and read some viewer mail. Graceful Spark honors a dark pact called "friendship."

Check out Spark's friend's kickstarter!

Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Draekos can be found draekos.art!

Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do our best to help out with Winter Wrap-Up, and talk about the rare and majestic girlwife, assign ponysonas to the Big Bang Theory cast, and, again, talk about how Weird Al and Pinkie Pie canonically fuck in the future.

Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Draekos can be found @DraekosArt!

Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk geometry, the correct number of orbs to have, and how extraordinarily frustrating it is that Pinkie Pie doesn't say one more sentence about what she plans on doing.

Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Draekos can be found @DraekosArt!

Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Giant Spark and Spilled Leaves get social experimented on by poison joke, discuss whether the first of many racism morals does its job, and read some listener mail. And that's not even counting how hard this episode ships Appledash.

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Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

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Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss this episode's attempts at the beloved Rarijack ship, see Twilight engage in some maximum book horsing, and still have enough time to get roped into Beans's long-awaited Dark Bit. Oh, and we show off our hot new website!

Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Draekos can be found @DraekosArt!

Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

We play script doctors to this bold tale of dragging Fluttershy to the top of a mountain, try to get to the bottom of this horseshoe situation, and discuss a very good-shaped dragon.

Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Draekos can be found @DraekosArt!

Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

We get to meet The Great and Powerful Trixie, discuss how surprisingly little gender I get from her, and how we would have told her story better if we were the mysterious gods pulling the strings. They could have used this magical horse so much better.

Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Draekos can be found @DraekosArt!

Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

We discuss Ponyville's best and most confusing pranks, how our younger selves wanted to either be or buck Gilda, and lament how nopony can eat cake normal style. We have our first listener mail call in this episode, and I hope it isn't the last.

Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Draekos can be found @DraekosArt!

Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

We talk about Twilight Sparkle's cubescore, the morality of writing real pony fic after you've been isekai'd, and discuss how, despite Applejack's very big trophy for being the best horse, her friends don't really seem all that great at putting her talents to good use.

Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Draekos can be found @DraekosArt!

Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

We talk about Prince Juice, the difficulty of finding a restaurant that serves gemstones in Ponyville, and offer our insider perspective on the third episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Twilight has some decent social skills in this one, I'll admit.

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Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Draekos can be found @DraekosArt!

Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

We, uh, try to come to grips with the fact that we're dead now and we have to continue podcasting in Equestria. I guess it'll be easier to podcast about things that actually happen now? Like, things are pretty good aside from the fact that we're ponies. We talk about the eternal night and rank the Mane 6 from worst to best while I brace myself for the endless "Dear Graceful Spark, how do you type with hooves?" emails.

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Draekos can be found @DraekosArt!

Princess Grace and her darling Draekos discuss the first episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. We discuss how it can often feel like getting hit by a horse truck when you're confronted with all the MLP canon at once. To round out the episode, we take some online quizzes to assign ponysonas to ourselves. Pretty chill time, all things considered.

Quizzes: https://www.quotev.com/quiz/13989071/What-MLP-species-are-you https://uquiz.com/quiz/JQUzeJ/what-type-of-pony-are-you

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Draekos can be found @DraekosArt!