Those Gamer Geezers Video Game Podcast
By: Alan & Chris
Language: en-gb
Categories: Leisure, Games, Comedy, Hobbies, Video Games
Hello you cunts! Join two sharp witted, foul mouthed Middlesex lads with a passion for video games as they discuss the latest video game news, hilariously abuse their guests, and exchange absurd titbits in this controversial, flabbergasting, non PC, relatively new podcast.
Episodes
Episode 27 : Belated GotY edition 2024
Feb 03, 2025Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as they are joined by the motley crue of Ninfriendo Game Boy misfits as they discuss their 2024 games of the Year
Duration: 01:25:34Episode 26- Adam- Silent Hill 2 , FC25, Would you rather?
Dec 18, 2024Send us a text
After some heavy editing we have salvaged what was almost an unusable episode due to Alan's taking things too far again.
Alas, join Alan and Chris as they are joined by Adam to talk about some of the latest video game news and new releases such as Silent Hill 2 and FC25 (will always be Fifa)
Episode 25 - Alex & Shaun- Space Marine 2, Star Wars Outlaws and MORE!
Oct 03, 2024Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris again as they are joined by the incredibly dull Alex and arch nemesis of Chris Shaun as they talk about what they've been playing in the last month as well as a healthy mix of praising and slagging off the latest games. Oh also Alan becomes a feminist!
Duration: 01:06:25GG Shorts ep 17 - Adam - Ultimate Video Game Game Quiz
Sep 18, 2024Send us a text
If I explain the quiz it will sound utter bollocks…so just trust me, listen to it and fuck off!
Tbf once again Adam turns up with more amazing facts…. Smug cunt.
P.s Ends in feeble assault
Episode 24- Adam- Amazing Video Game Facts- Latest Outdated News, Cristian Conspiracies
Sep 12, 2024Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as they are joined by useless social media intern Adam as they discuss the latest outdated video game news and then listen to Adam reveal some amazing video game trivia (seriously… I hate Adam and don’t like to give him compliments… but this is great)
Duration: 00:59:47GG shorts ep 16 - Deeboiplays VGG game
Aug 23, 2024Send us a text
Join the cheating cunt Alan and Chris as they are joined by Quiz Master Deeboiplays for another hilarious short Video Game Game. New Episodes coming soon
Duration: 00:25:03Episode 23- Deeboiplayz- Quidditch Champions/ Kingdom come Deliverance 2/ Dune Awakening/ Batman Arkham Shadows/
Jul 10, 2024Send us a text
Join Alan, Chris and loveable regular Deeboiplayz as they discuss the upcoming games announced on last months Summer Game Fest.
Be sure to come up with your fav latin swearwords and your some opinions on Colin Farrel's eyebrows.
GG Shorts ep 15- Adam - VGG- Ultimate Video Game Opinions Debate
Jun 18, 2024Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as they are joined by TGG social media do-er Adam, as Alan and Adam debate unpopular video game opinions in this hilarious, off the cuff, witty episode of GG shorts.
Duration: 00:26:28Episode 22- Shaun- Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2/ Killer Klowns From Outta Space/ Elden Ring DLC/ Luigi's Mansion 2 HD
Jun 02, 2024Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as they are joined by regular guest and arch nemesis of Chris- Shaun as they talk about upcoming releases as well as recently released Hellblade 2. Also beyond the excellently crafted, ultimate Fromsoftware games quiz!
Duration: 00:53:14Episode 21- Adam- Dragons Dogma 2, Xbox Studio Closures, Assassins Creed Shadows, GTA 6 Release Date
May 22, 2024Send us a text
Hello you vagrant swines!
Join Alan and Chris once again as they are joined by the colourful bundle of clogged arteries and joy that is Adam as they talk about the latest gaming news as well as do a small dive into recent gaming hit Dragons Dogma 2
Episode 20- Ang- Weebaru, Persona 5 Royale, FF7, Yakuza Like a Dragon, BG3 AGAIN (ffs)
May 18, 2024Send us a text
Hello you cunts, terribly sorry for the radio silence due to technical laptop being a cunt issues.
We're back anyway and this time joined by Ninfriendo Game Boy Ang in another hilarious, dark humoured episode of Those Gamer Geezers Video Game Podcast.
Weebaru warning and a brand new Video Game Game called - Name The Useless Cunt
GG Shorts ep 14 : VGG -Dan- AA meeting quiz
Apr 12, 2024Send us a text
Join Alan, Chris and Deeboyplayz for a very unique video game game.
Enjoy and fuck off!
GG shorts Ep13- Helldivers 2 Review - Alex
Mar 21, 2024Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris for another sub par, yet hilarious review, this featuring the white hot- Helldivers 2..... Oh yeah, Alex is there as well.
Duration: 00:31:28Episode 19- Dan : Tomb Raider I-III, Skull & Bones, Suicide Squad, Final Fantasy Rebirth
Mar 06, 2024Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as they are joined by the wonderful @deeboiplayz…. Probably spelt that wrong…google it.
Join the guys for beautiful segways, tragic and desperate stories, retarded rumours, strong opinions on american-isms...Oh yeah, and video game stuff ( I promise )
Who’s your nemesis? …Jesus!!
GG shorts Ep12 - Aliens Dark Descent Review!
Feb 22, 2024Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as Alan gives a stellar review of recent indie banger; Aliens: Dark Descent!
Do you enjoy stress in video games?
Do you want us to stream horror games?
Episode 18- Dick Boy - Bullying, TLOU2 Remastered, Sea Of Thieves, Christian Killing, High On Life, Resident Evil
Jan 31, 2024Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris and Dick Boy as they talk about upcoming releases and what they have been playing in the last few weeks.
Also listen to a couple of dicey opinions bound to offend.
Enjoy !
GG Shorts Ep11: Top 5 N64 Games Of All Time!
Jan 22, 2024Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as they humbly list their top 5 N64 games of all time.
Alan over reacts, is gross for no reason and there is some divergent convos!
GG Shorts Ep10: The Ultimate GTA quiz- W. DeeBoiPlays- GTA6
Jan 10, 2024Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as they play another video game game, this time hosted by regular Ninfriendo Gameboy, DeeBoiPlays.
Today is a quiz about the entire Grand Theft Auto series in light of the recent GTA6 announcement.
Episode 17 - Christmas Special '23 Game Of The Year- Baldurs Gate 3, Lies of P, Starfield, Sea Of Stars, Hogwarts Legacy, FFXVI, Jedi Survivor
Dec 28, 2023Send us a text
Sorry for the delay everyone but it's finally here!
Join Alan and Chris as they joined by a host of the Ninfriendo Game Boys as they all discuss their personal game of the year as well as what they are looking forward to playing in 2024, and what they are going to hear on the TGG podcast!
Be sure to let us know what you all want to see more of next year.
Enjoy!
Fuck off!
Episode 16- DickBoy- Must Listen! Lies of P, Baldurs Gate 3, Starfield, Conan Exiles!!!
Dec 06, 2023Send us a text
Join Alan, Chris, and the conan exiles version of smeagol- DickBoy as they race through what they have been playing recently before they delve into a friendship ending online game saga on Conan exiles. A must listen! Join the clan!
Conan The Geezer
TGG
Episode 15- Shaun- Baldurs Gate 3, Lies of P, Starfield, Baldurs Gate 3
Nov 03, 2023Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as they welcome back to the Podcast Chris's arch nemesis Shaun!
Listen to the boys chat about some of the latests releases before they plunge into another hilarious Video Game Game!
Episode 14: Gaywood- Baldur's Gate 3, Lies of P, FF16, Mobile Games, The Bulge Riddle
Oct 01, 2023Send us a text
Welcome back to a swift return to form with Alan and Chris as they are joined by the first time a guest who didn't mind revealing their surname, Jamie Gaywood!
The boys once again discuss games of new and old that they have been playing as well as exchange grim stories of the dark and disturbing! Enjoy you cunts!
GG Shorts Ep9 - Video Game Music Quiz W.Alex!
Jul 04, 2023Send us a text
Join Alan & Chris and guest Alex (The Bearded Lesbian, The Stunted Blubbernaught, TheTurbo Nonce) as they engage in a very heated VG Game quiz about VG music. Things get heated, things get offensive and friends are almost lost in the latest short episode of Those Gamer Geezers Shorts.
Skip to the end if you get bored!
Episode 13- Dick Boy & Deeboyplays- Final Fantasy XVI, All things Final Fantasy, Indecent Exposure!
Jun 21, 2023Send us a text
Join Alan & Chris with the worlds biggest Final Fantasy Cunts to chat about the upcoming Final Fantasy 16 as well as all things Final Fantasy. If you aren't a virgin and don't play FF then fuck this episode off, unless you want to hear some embarrassing Alan stories and an incredibly unfair video game game that results in horrific punishment!
Duration: 01:06:09Episode 12- Alex- Turbo Nonce, Ark w.feces, Jedi Survivor, Dead Space RM, Callisto Protocol, Forspoken, Immortals: Fenyx Rising, Horrific Cock Football Story
Jun 13, 2023Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as they are joined again by OG guest Alex (with his many nicknames) as they talk about what they've been playing over the past few quiet months before Alan regales the room with a hilarious indecent exposure/ football story to the room!
Duration: 00:50:46GG Shorts Ep8- Video Game Sound FX Quiz- Video Game Game with Alex
May 30, 2023Send us a text
Join the rambunctious duo as they return from their short hiatus with another hilarious Video Game Game with Ninfriendo Game Boy- Alex
Enjoy OTT threats from Alan and unfair refereeing before he eventually assaults the loser.
Episode 11: Jack- COD MW2, Return To Monkey Island , F1 23 Competitive Racing, Hogwarts legacy
Mar 22, 2023Send us a text
CLICK NOISE FIXED- Join Alan and Chris as they are joined by dick head Jack, long time competitive racing game player/ probable virgin as they abuse jack and discuss a variety of video game topics until eventually they play a hilarious video game game (uni style)
Duration: 00:58:59GG Shorts Ep7- Hogwarts Legacy Controversy- Cancel Culture, MJ & Gary Glitter, Do You Give a Fuck?
Mar 01, 2023Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as they, for the first time ever, tackle a serious political issue regarding JK Rowling's alleged transphobia and all issues surrounding Hogwarts Legacy... don't expect to learn anything and be ready to google and fact check everything these imbeciles say!
Duration: 00:20:55Episode 10- Darren- Invading live streams, Golden Eye, Gingers, Trophy Hunting, Darren's mum,
Feb 15, 2023Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as they are joined by Ninfriendo GameBoy Darren as they invade DeeBoyPlays live stream, discuss topics such as, Golden Eye, Ginger resilience, Darren's mum's weight and trophy hunting!
They finish with a video game game that ends in a live on air breast feeding situation!
Episode 9: Tobias- Upcoming Games of 2023, Rusta-Aryan, Swiss Amy Knives, Burlap!
Jan 25, 2023Send us a text
SORRY FOR THE SHIT EQUIPMENT!
Join Chirs and Alan as they are joined by the mangy vagrant, and professional drummer Tobias as they talk about their most anticipated games of 2023 including, AC:mirage, Sons of the Forest, Command and Conquer , FF16 , Dead Space: Remake, BOTW 2, RE4:Remake, Jedi Survivor, Suicide Squad, Forspoken, Hogwarts Legacy, Lies of P, Ark 2.
Alan finally goes too far and has to be saved by editing!
GG Shorts Ep6- Video Game Games!
Jan 04, 2023Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as they are blessed with DboyPlays (original Dan) to play TWO much loved Video Game Games!
Witness Chris's retarded lack of comprehension and Alan's Inability to read!
GG Shorts Ep5: Top 9 Video Game Music
Dec 21, 2022Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as they are joined by Dan for the first time on a GG short with a guest, as they talk about their top picks for video game music.
Duration: 00:26:21Episode 8 - Game of The Year Christmas Special- Dan, Alex, Dick Boy(Luke)
Dec 08, 2022Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris in a very chaotic episode as they invite previous guests known now as- 'The Ninfriendo Game Boys’- to talk about their personal games of the year!
The banter is rife! and frankly, they went way too far this episode. So enjoy the ribald tomfoolery before they all play a hilarious Video-Game Game that Alan has grossly misunderstood, to see out the year!
Merry Christmas you loveable cunts!
Duration: 00:59:12Episode 7- Dan P- Fifa 23, Harvey Price, Madison, God of War: Ragnarok, Retro Gaming and Red Card Football
Nov 28, 2022Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris on another banter-full episode as they this time host some prick called Dan. P.
Listen as they unveil Dan.P's teenage sexcapades, recount a hilarious Harvey Price song by previous guest Dick Boy (Luke) and then talk about the last few weeks and even years of gaming including mentions of; Fifa 23, Cyberpunk 2077, Madison, GOW: Ragnarok, Red Card Football (ps2) and more!
Alan finishes off the episode with a 'horrific' poo related story from his past... not for the feint hearted!
Episode 6- Luke (Dick Boy)- Greatest Video Game Moments Of All Time- Ghost Recon, Friday 13th, Among Us, Sekiro
Nov 14, 2022Send us a text
Alan and Chris are joined in this episode by old school friend Dick Boy (Luke), to share each others best video game moments of all time. Listen to stories of Alan's and Luke's childhood of torment and bullying before they play a video game game that ends in an all out brawl. An absolute MUST LISTEN!
Duration: 00:49:48GG Shorts Ep 4- Playstation November Free Game Reviews (FIXED) Nioh 2, Heavenly Bodies, Lego Harry Potter
Nov 07, 2022Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as they crudely and unfairly sum up this months selection of free games including, Nioh 2, Heavenly Bodies, Lego Harry Potter!
Alan also crassly sums up the whole Harry Potter universe after his scathing review before receiving a call from him interrupting mother!
GG Shorts Ep 3 - 5 Horror Games You Must Play This Halloween
Nov 01, 2022Send us a text
Join Alan and Chris as they give you 5 of their favourite horror games to play this halloween. Alan also tells a tale of a terrible faux pas.
Sorry for the late upload!...you cunts!
GG Shorts Ep 3 - 5 Horror Games You Must Play This Halloween
Nov 01, 2022Join Alan and Chris as they give you 5 of their favourite horror games to play this halloween. Alan also tells a tale of a terrible faux pas.
Duration: 00:00:16Episode 5- Shaun- Xbox vs Playstation Console Wars! Game pass, controllers, PS VR, Xbox's Plans For The Future
Oct 12, 2022Send us a text
Shaun and Chris battle it out over what console is better whilst Alan antagonistically mediates until Chris eventually rage quits at the end of the podcast and throws everyone out of his house.Sorry about the technical catastrophe people!
Also find out who has the largest aureoles!
Duration: 01:01:12
GG Shorts Ep 2- Top 6 Sega Megadrive Games Of All Time!
Sep 30, 2022Send us a text
Alan and Chris list their top 6 Sega Megadrive games of all time (top 3 each) in a hilariously banter-full way!
Duration: 00:14:47Episode 4- Perry- Steam Deck Smut Review!!, Porn Games, Hilarious anecdotes!
Sep 12, 2022Send us a text
Meet Perry as he joins Alan and Chris and regales them with a stellar Steam Deck Review and talks about his secret porn game kink. Also listen to Alan's obscene new idea for a video game regarding Marge Simpson and Tifa from FF7, and also shares some hilarious Xbox Kinect related stories and even an outrageous non gaming related story at the end!
Duration: 00:55:28GG Shorts Ep 2- Top 6 Sega Megadrive Games Of All Time!
Sep 10, 2022Alan and Chris list their top 6 Sega Megadrive games of all time (top 3 each) in a hilariously banter-full way!
Duration: 00:14:47Episode 3- Dan- How To be a Streamer, Gaming On The Job, Sony get fined $5billion
Sep 05, 2022Send us a text
Meet streamer Dan as he talks about how to get started streaming video games. The boys play a hilarious video game game and philosophise about the future of console game. Enjoy you cunts! xxx
Duration: 01:04:17Episode 3- Dan- How To be a Streamer, Gaming On The Job, Sony Get Fined $5billion! The Future Of Console Gaming
Sep 03, 2022Meet streamer Dan as he talks about how to get started streaming video games. The boys play a hilarious video game game and philosophise about the future of console game. Enjoy you cunts! xxx
Duration: 01:04:19GG Shorts Ep 1- Top 5 Racing Games Of All Time
Aug 18, 2022Send us a text
Alan and Chris list their top 5 favourite racing games of all time. Alan also pitches his idea for a new Jeffery Epstein based racing game
Duration: 00:17:48Episode 2: Alex- Star Wars Jedi Survivor/ Eclipse, Fallout 5, Ark 2 Survival Game Anecdotes
Jun 29, 2022Send us a text
Alan & Chris are joined by Alex as they regale you with hilarious anecdotes about their times with survival/ sandbox games such as Conan Exiles and Subnautica. Also, Alex takes a veritable verbal bashing from their hosts for little to no reason.
Duration: 00:45:19