Mindless Prattle

Run and hide four blocks away its time to play the murder raven games! We here at MP provide the utmost arguments on why one should train birds to laugh at significant partners while looking in to the different types of therapy which is apparently more than one...

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These chievements won't get themselves! We here at MP take our hunting as seriously as any maze on the back of a cereal box lover would. Yes you read that or didn't I'm an episode description not a cop. Anyway here's Ripley:

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Ripley doesn't have the words to describe the amount of cat hair arising from near the end of the objects around her so instead here's a fun fact. The world's most stolen food is cheese. Probably learned it in Skyrim tbh.

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There's questions that need answering and answering that needs silence and alone time its spent too long around other people today. It's Mindless Prattle, the favorite of many and the disdain for some.

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There's definitely not a hole out there with a bunch of mutated fish brothers and sisters... Unless you listen to this episode and find out its not a great idea to get drunk in the middle of the desert. That's right it's Mindless and its Prattle back in your ear canals.

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Easy on pain off that's the way we like to wax our hills. We've lost track of the plot and our script guy is on vacation so for now what you've got is Ripley and Jordon Prattling on for a bit in your head. Let's not make a big deal of it shall we.

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We hangry this week on Mindless Prattle and its starting to show in Ripley's eyes... Anyways we hope you're on the lookout for your next reading cycle for something great as we have all the nonsensical stories here that anyone could ever wander in for.

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We all make bad decisions sometimes. Some more than others. Some less than most. Some should go back to bed and think about what they've done instead of dragging all of us out of our happy little lives! Some should listen to Mindless Prattle. These are the four states of being.

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Get your glasses and your staches because Mindless Prattle is brining the conversation near you after a small deposit and fee. I swear it's a one time thing for my cousin in the bank he needs seed money before he gives me the inheritance. There's a lot of milk in this one folks.

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Time to hit the old dusty trail round these parts. It's Mindless Prattle with the end all be all of random news to get your knickers in a twist. This was a test of the emergency sand broadcast, we thank you for listening.

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Put simply, a gentle caress from a tiny hand. Put complex, a torture device for the astutely unaware. Yes you heard correct another episode of Mindless Prattle has descended upon thine ears and if its later than usual, your eyes. Where's the best sandwich?

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You heard it right, its the first ever episode of Mindless Prattle without a curse word to tingle your ears! Not to worry though there are tongues tied up in the symphony of games within the era of not enough time to play through your backlog. Still just as mindless as ever we did hear from an inside source (Ripley's brain) that there are four more books in the works that definitely would not get delayed...

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Hello again all of our mindless peeps and welcome back to Mindless Prattle. This week we discuss the frequency of.... stuff, and things, as well as who gets to name the children, the awful state of the world, and everything else in between. We've got lots of laughs and lots of sarcasm for anyone interested on this weeks episode...

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How much platonic sweat do you harbor at the sparring mat? If you had to think about it its too much, just use romantic sweat instead! Of course, if you're out of that you could always file a broad patent or borrow some from Mindless Prattle!

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You asked and Ripley answered. Yes it is an entire episode with only Ripley's face! Jordon is but a ghost in the background of life at this point as Ripley makes her debut as star host by means of not hitting record... All this to say the Mindless is real with this one you never know what's going to comes next. We hope you enjoy this special insight into the face of Ripley though as she explores the concepts of bacteria growth and immortality!

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There's less knee and spine twists but all the more reason to stick your gut on the table and schlop up that purse soda with your bread because yes it's that time to Mindless the Prattle once more! This week is brought to you by injuries, may they yield to your undying light always. Don't let the nail who shall not be named get you down, there's always plenty of fun to be told with good ol' 128.

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Hello again Mindless Peeps. Your favorite couple is back to tell you all about your favorite things such as Taylor Swift's new album, Taylor Swift's boyfriend, and Taylor Swift's cats....

We're joking. Mostly. Other than that we've got lots of hijinks and shenanigans to tell you. Jordon's still got the vid but don't worry-- Ripley edited out most of the coughs.

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Where do all the little pieces go at night when the board is cleared and there's no king left to corner? These and many more chess mysteries answered here by the infamous Bishoprook Ripley III. Don't let the vid fool you, we still have plenty of Mindlessness instore for you on this weeks episode!

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Welcome back to another rousing episode of Mindless Prattle. Can you tell Ripley edited this one? Oh, you can? Oh...

Well, don't let that stop you from hearing all about racists in Arkansas, random words Jordon didn't just make up on the spot, and all the books Ripley will write. We've got a lot of things to say and only an allotted 30-45 minutes of episode time, so hurry up and listen to Mindless Prattle now!

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Welcome back to another episode of Mindless Prattle, where Ripley is forced to edit the video so you have to suffer. This week, you get to hear all about credit card Catholicism, monks who do meth, and so much more. Who would you be in the zombie apocalypse? Would you jog briskly away or climb a tree? Let us know in the comments!

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Ever a gaze upon the horizon and see the green flash of a new truck? Ripley has her heart set on one and there's no tide strong enough to stop her on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. Join the crew as we delve into Ripley's inner fantasies and gift giving abilities throughout her time in the family!

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Whether its the screech of a microphone or the call of a good bath, the Mindless Hardback team is here to scratch that weekly itch in your inner ear that only Mindless rambling can do but I feel like we've gotten off track because this seems like a long sentence with little help identifying what seems to be an endless stream of characters in a blank wall of white.

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Let's get down and comfy with your favorite new out of work dress code pillow and let the business flow. That's right its Mindless Prattle with all the secrets, deals, and wheels for your ears. Take care this holiday season with a good inside joke and an outward laugh!

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We did our best and came up with the most fantasticalling new genres for your hearts to devour in the salt mines! Yes that's right it's another Mindless description that makes the head pound and the ears wander free. Not to worry though, there's audio streaming and eyes rolling for all ages to enjoy in this special installment of Mindless Prattle!

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It's another beautiful day to get prattling with the mindless crew. This week we have a wide and diverse group of topics to discuss like... video games! More video games! And even more video games! Don't worry-- there's plenty of video games to go around. Be careful with your wallet this summer, steam is trying to steal it.

Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise officially comes of July 4th, 2025 to all the online places near you! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at...

Did you miss us babe like we've been gone 4eva and its been like totally awesome getting to know you but we gotta like keep our options open of course... If you've watched Avatar: The Last Airbender, then this is the episode for you because its mentioned once and then never again :( In between that there's book talk and surprise gym gods to fear in this episode of Mindless Prattle!

Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise officially comes of July 4th, 2025 to all the online places near you! If you want to see more head...

Is it really that time of the week again where the walls stir and the floors move? Buckle up and take your glasses with ya because we have another righteous episode of Mindless Prattle to take your socks from one Pavlovian bell to another in this fun house of episodes!

Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise officially comes of July 4th, 2025 to all the online places near you! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and stop by YouTube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joi

Set em up and pop em out for some free daycare and additional hands around the house! Why else would you keep going after the first few? Whether you're a long time popper or new to the rodeo, there's plenty coming out this episode of Mindless Prattle! 

Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise officially comes of July 4th, 2025 to all the online places near you! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and stop by YouTube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll s

Don't get lost in the abyss just yet, we here at the Prattles that Mindless have a very saturated episode to bring your ears with such delight and merriment as ever seen sometimes not before! Prepare to see the depths of video game and soul as Ripley journeys through the passage of the office and her own mind.

Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise officially comes of July 4th, 2025 to all the online places near you! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and stop by YouTube for a new video every Tue

Its one day from the eververse and three days past vow season here on Mindless Prattle so if you haven't done so already, take back the receipts and grab your law suits just to glide on in to the latest episode in season 3!

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Set forth into the great unknown with Ripley and Jordon as they once more forget the plot and the intro. Brave uncharted paint brushes and air fried crabs lightly seasoned and ready to freeze. There's missing adventures and rogue like battles on the horizon so strap in for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle!

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Get yonder to days of olden with tales from the plighted and insane! Whether looking for whales or finding some red bees, the faire is a place of wonder and enchantment with the added conundrum of not allowing deodorant for some reason. Outside does not make it better, only the mead can drown out the Vikings taking all the steins and lifting all the weights!

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Don't get your pasta in a bunch, get that Mindless action in before you get blue noodles of limpness. We have a bit of extra pasta water to share but only for your ears. Possibly your eye slits if you look left in places. Don't mind us though, its been a rigid week of stiff squirts and pumps that brought us all together in a Mindless Prattle.

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There's time yet to save at the local pet wash and home event this week only or possibly next week also but besides that it's Mindless Prattle! When all the floors are dirty, don't move that duffel bag, simply sit next to your friend in the stall and narrate to yourself the number of flushes needed per wolf spider.

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It's open season on mini pigs in the eye of the pirate Ripley, scourge of the nine seas! Sail through the open waters of this episode of MP with a hefty price to be paid... about 30minutes of yer listening. We plundered the depths to find some working audio without catching the stranger with a gun to your heads attention so no need to be afraid of the cast herein!

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It's time to take the high road out of your nightmares and into a fresh set of memories that won't last as we venture into this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Where did the aliens take the dinosaurs? Why do so many fourth graders want to fight Ripley? How many will make it to the final four?

*If this episode sounds off its because our main audio got corrupted so we had to use the backup audio this week.

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It's the show where the endless Prattle and the Mindless sing, that favorite zing that rings true with ducks a plenty that's right its the folks at Mindless Prattle giving you the Christmas watchings you need! If you've seen Santa or just have a new video game to attend to, this is the place for your ears to stop off before they continue on their journey!

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Its heavy lettuce season once again and as the weight of the inevitable third cat goes out the window with dreams comes another saga of epic Mindlessness from the Prattlers that sit each week with their own demons. Happy St. Patrick's day Mindless family!

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Its axes covered in Lowes blood this week as the hatchets fall on another episode of your favoritest Mindless Prattlers! They're back like majestic dolphins to bring you tales of money, space, and the realization of new space colonization games might just be for you.

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It is what it is. Percentages are going up, cities are going away, NASA has some rocks in space that are coming for us. But until all that its this week's episode of Mindless Prattle with your favorite hosts and their grand gestures of pretending to keep it together and have it figured out! Keep on trying and as Ripley always says, wamsickle magic popcorn times ahead!

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Have you heard of the new diamond that just dropped? I hear its free of slave labor and everything what with them crazy scientists always advancing society and whatnot. Join the Mindless hosts this week as they goes through the age old question, which came first, the birds or the plants. There's even a surprise appearance from a mystical creature on this one!

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Its that lovely chocolatey time of year when Valentines day has come and gone and loneliness is in the chocolates! Don't spray the gym just yet though, we've still got this brand new episode of Mindless Prattle for your ears only, only one person at a time listen... Anyway you slice it there's a few hundred year old murders to solve and trucks to park!

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It's the brand new start of season 3 with all new faces and tales abound! Dive through and climb under for the tales you love from the Mindless hosts as they delve into the much anticipated completion of Ripley's book, how to look afool with pizza, where the old elevators live, and the random laughs that always follow!

We're incredibly excited to kick off season 3 with the addition of a recording of all the Mindless faces that Jordon and Ripley have to offer! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Thank...

Its already here, that magical time of year when we look back and acknowledge some of the things that made us laugh along the way. Join in as the Mindless peeps go through some of their favorite clips both in and out of context from the first 100 episodes and of course get side-tracked along the way.

Its been an incredible first 100 episodes and if you've made it this far thank you for coming along this journey with us! We'll be back on 03 February, 2025 for Season 3 but until then you've got another 99 episodes to relisten to...

It's time to sit down and think about the perfect description for your fantasy appendages as Ripley often does. We're one step closer to a new year and that means one more list of self improvement for the new year to later ignore and go get tacos anyway. This episode is brought to you by Ripley and her book, its got a title and everything! Don't wait forever for your fries, just eat them in public so everyone can see you in the parking lot.

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Don't throw out all the scrabble words yet cause we've got some to throw at you this holiday season! That's right its Mindless and her sidekick Prattle back at it again before that special time of year where snapchat makes a reappearance and the test for rabies are deadly. So get your baby pig pardon on and rear against the seasonal affective disorder once more!

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There were games last week and now we know of new games this week. Crazy how time be workin like that. We've only seen the bad ending to The Witcher 3 so we're even more excited about the fourth one and no we don't mind that its about Ciri. If you played Astros Playroom religiously maybe you know what the full game was about. Don't miss out on Ripley's Texas sized Yeehaw in this one folks.

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Its the season of the CEO on Mindless Prattle where the hosts choose to be a ghost and the age old choice of Twilight fans gets answered on behalf of the Italian Mafia. Print out success and plastic as Ripley journeys through the joy of owning a 3D printer and the would you rather questions that come with a price.

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There be wolves this holiday season and if there's anything I possibly know about wolves its foxes jackal wolves but which wolves can jackal foxes. If a fox screams for a lot of reasons did it really scream at all? Give the gift of psychology this season as Ripley and Jordon dive through the best practices in gift giving and surprisingly its not a lump of coal for everyone who has ever wronged you!

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When you go shooting for the first time, don't let it be with the Grim Reaper's baby. Instead move to Italy for a Euro and do some Egyptian Psychedelics while six monkeys still roam free! Take a trip through the dark romance fantasy compared to a tv show in this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle!

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There's monkeys loose in South Carolina and based on the laughs in this episode a couple might be in the MP studio. If you didn't get your red cup last week, I hear the best solution is to yell at the baristas because they're definitely holding the best red cups for the most determined customers who demand one from the managers... But if not as always be on the lookout for bears because the chance that they open your car door and scratch you is low but never zero!

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Yes it's that time of year once more, the time when podcasts turn holidays and the stories turn to Victoria of wall street. Ripley's got some real facts of a doozy this week as she dives into her latest obsession and recommendations for new TV show ideas. Don't worry, you're not the only one who thinks serving sizes are too small. Get yourself some shoe bling this year with croc accessories to show everyone else just how much better you are on this week of Mindless Prattles!

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There's new logos and the inevitable expansion of territory all bundled up on this week of Mindless Prattle, your favorite casting of the pods where Ripley and Jordon explore the depths of the horrors in the hotel room next door, the ability to time travel, and the human race procrastinating the solution to Y2K.

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Get your F money out cause we on a rampage quest for which fish is the most animal and why SHERLOC has old life. No AI in this episode, probably, as we explore the world of wholesome science news about the blob fish face, the untimely demise of team Blue, and the dangers of the online Blox community. Its Mindless Prattle back from a new studio so put on your ears and find a chair!

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Don't let yourself become Thanatoast, listen in to this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! The loneliness is not alone, at least in Japan where they got one of them Ministers of Loneliness to help the public during tough times. We used to have the scientists with all the money and now we have the ice planet we live on!

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There's E Coli in the water and Hydrogen in the cars but with the future of protein structures secured there's no shortage of satellites from Northwood. If nothing else alarmo could be the way to go for your morning wake up needs, either that or the new alien game coming out. In any case this is the Prattle that goes on endlessly for at least another week.

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If you're in the wake of Hurricane Milton, i.e. Florida, leave before it gets there! Which came first, the fruit or the intoxicated ants? Depends on if you happen to be in Costa Rica or a bird I suppose. Don't pay the wrong bank and always ensure you have awareness of any unexploded ordinance in your area as Ripley leads us through another fruit fly brain of an episode of Mindless Prattle!

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Its complicated when the brain shrinks and all the memories go bye bye. Luckily we have the mighty Ripley to explain it all away for us. She promises equal scares for all under her reign and no children allowed during spooky season so don't forget to get out and vote in your local election for spookiest caster! If you do forget no need to worry, it's probably just your brain shrinking from pregnancy...

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If you've ever slept in the dark this might be the episode for you. We've got breathing and water and sometimes both but most of all there are video games to live in and then there are video games to LIVE in... You choose on this week of Ripley asks a question that we don't have the answer to but the show must go on and this is a really long title for a show! It be Mindless Prattle in all its glory if you must know!

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In this frosty episode, we dive into the world's most pressing mysteries—like why grain silos are scarier than quicksand, and why ice is secretly the ultimate villain. Brace yourself for tales of ice derbies, catastrophic cat videos from space, and why the apocalypse is really just an elaborate scheme to take all our ice cubes. We'll also investigate the unsolved mystery of why playing the piano is harder than doing taxes, and how Jordon has been hiding his musical genius.

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This week, we have a feast for your ears as we discuss wild things such as people who are bad at driving and the proper way to build a pc. Jordon has some adventures at the bar and Ripley gets major FOMO. We've got all that and more on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle.

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Do you enjoy thermometers being injected into your anus? What about valuing the gym over your child's comfort? No? Well, if that doesn't do it for you then we also have plenty of space facts and discussions about cool new games coming to a screen near you. If you're still not convinced then maybe you will enjoy the riveting tale of the spy whale. That's your mindless prattle for the week :)

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Hello Mindless Peeps. This week we have a true treat for your ears. You can learn all about casual alcoholism, galloping crocodiles, and so much more! Catch Jordon being annoying and Ripley being hopped up on coffee. If that's not enough, we discuss some facts that will wow your ears.

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The Mexican Siri is here to help your ears digest the latest episode of Mindless Prattle! She goes in depth this week on the aspects of stilts versus spreaders and how to know which one is which. Find out how to paint your Xbox holes. Get an extra soul mate who will defend you from bees at the local pool. Get in love with Fall for the low price of a pumpkin and a printer and always remember, Manatees are greater than dolphins.

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Hello our mindless brethren! This week we've got a whole bunch of fun for you such as the tiktok censorship algorithm, the insidiousness of AI art, and if Redfall still sucks (it does). Do you care about your gamer score and the whole-ness of numbers? What about the sadness of What Remains of Edith Finch?

If you've ever witnessed a woman being terrible to video game characters, please call our hotline. It's staffed exclusively by prison geese.

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Hello Mindless Peeps! (TW for this episode: we discuss a case of black children being enslaved by their white adoptive parents. If this is too much for you, please skip this episode and we will see you next week instead.)

We are back with another episode of things that will amaze and shock you. Learn about the end of gaming magazines as we know it and why English linguistics hurts the brain. Not so friendly reminder that slavery is bad and wrong and shouldn't exist, but high speed trains definitely should. We'll also explain why...

Is the episode late or are we early for next week? Take all your things and understand what it is to hoard with us as we explore the latest quiz we didn't want to know the answers to. There's dumpster trucks full of snacks and a mild Halloween in Japan just waiting for more souls to cling onto but don't you fret none because there's a microtransaction right behind it to fuel our galactic overlords pockets! And if that wasn't enough there's also this episode of Mindless Prattle that you can have all to yourself!

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Hello hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. If you wanna hear all the crazy cats talking and throw your heirloom plates at the wall, listen up. We'll talk about our happy and not-so-happy childhoods and tell you why you should question everything. Jordon explains why fish don't exist and Ripley discusses the great alien of the seas. Deep dive in with us this week and let us know if you like the show!

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Do you love overheating and feeling like you're baking in an oven? Then you'll love Las Vegas! Don't worry-- there's more than just our desert tales. We'll talk about cool fridges for surviving the apocalypse, why everything is hard and expensive, reasons Ripley hasn't posted on our socials and so much more! Hear us gentle parent our cats and discuss that suffocation is bad for you. The creme de la creme of this week is Jordon's reasoning for why hurricane names just aren't scary enough.

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Be perfect and infallible with our favorite Mindless Hosts as we go through some classic Futurama episodes, the truth behind why Jordon hasn't been watching Netflix, the appearance of a new Hunger Games, and just how many independence days do there need to be like seriously you countries need to chill; You want to conquer something do it in the bedroom with consent geez. Anyway what was I saying... Oh right, its episode 74 of Mindless Prattle as we boldly go into July during this the year of oh my gosh why is it so hot its only eight in...

Hold on to your mattresses and come to the store with us on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. There's back pain, chili, questions about amazon and more. Hear all about how wrong Ripley is and the worst mattress buying experience a human could have.

(side note-- Indian isn't a language. The official language of India is Hindi & English, but the country recognizes 26 different languages. When editing this episode, Ripley did some research and decided to add this correction. :) )

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Hold off on second puberty for a bit cause it's time for more Mindless Prattle in your not so innocent ears. Shout out to the Chaplains for their input on the implementation of last rites and when not to use them! This week we dug up some old news and compared movies to their better book counterparts, had some mint with some lamb, registered a ship in Nassau, discussed why new hobbies are terrifying, and sang about how easy it is to break a cold brew machine.

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Ever a gander at the horizon and think, "Gee I sure wish I didn't watch that scary movie and could sleep right about now?" Well sit back and get unrelaxed with another episode of horrors from the Mindless experiences of Ripley and her midnight adventures. Jordon was off looking for his car this week so he took a backseat to all the horrors unfolding around him but nevertheless we got the Mindless stories for you and the pee hands on another incredible installment of Mindless Prattle!!

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Its all cruise all the time, short, sweet, and a little delayed! The Mindless hosts are back from their regularly scheduled vacation to deliver unto you the audience an experience of proportions and tales of mystery. Can't leave out the part about all the progress Ripley has made on her book too!

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Welcome back to Mindless Prattle where we share with you all of our delusions about how to survive in the wilderness, the intense dislike Ripley has for fun (sky-diving), and all about surviving your first baby mama. Don't worry, you also get to hear Ripley's weird OCD tendencies and stuff you probably didn't wanna know. We've got all that and more this week so ready your ears and buckle in for another great episode.

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Ready your ears for all the coughs and laughter you can handle. This week we tackle the hard stuff like tanning in a drive thru, how to compliment people, and Ripley's vengeful nature. Don't worry-- there's some wedding talk and discussions on upcoming games and why people get mad about diversity too.

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Open your ears for all the cat-walking and rap-gossipping you can hear on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. Ripley wins at VR and Jordon subscribes to email spam because he's too quick and doesn't read. Have you watched an Issekai anime and wondered what it would be like in real life? Did you know apparently ambulances are held together by zip-ties? There's some video game drama brewing in the world and Jordon discusses his #1 ex-girlfriend. There's all that and more that you probably didn't know you wanted to hear, but now you do! 

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Get the chihuahua shake under control for this Fallout inducing, Taylor Swift loving, slow water watching, autistic quiz taking, read ahead or count ahead in class, cute little snail watching, random thought weilding rock em sock em episode of Mindless Prattle specifically prepared for your ears! Yes thats right no you didn't get a single period in that description, if the entertainment never stops then neither do our sentences... Except maybe that last one and this one that we've made an exception for at Ripley's request.

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Shoutout to the presidents that brought us stuffed crust pizza! Who knew they could accomplish so much in their time running the country. Mindless Prattle is brought to you this week by impending moldy cheese found in the richest caves around. No need to spend fifteen thousand on a small celebration, just talk about someone else and happy cry instead! Wind out your stressful week with talks of massages and maybe even a happy ending or two... Just kidding we can't legally condone that probably. Give your earholes a great time with the latest installment of MP and let...

Its all pain all the time on this weekly installment of Mindless Prattle! Join us as we discuss what it's like to start a new dental treatment plan that Ripley definitely maybe sorta told me about ahead of time and then gloated about it. Either way its gonna be a doozy of a week for the eating club!

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Spring has Sprang and its Springiness is Sprunging along beautifully. With that there's a new episode of Mindless Prattle... It's this one, this is the episode, this one here. It's even got some people talking about things with their face holes. Did you see that bridge collapse?? I saw the video, why didn't they just turn... it's a bridge, it wasn't going anywhere! 

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Dive deep with the knowledge of what's rude at work, the various methods of killing people for science that have transpired throughout the world, a little dabble into the world of self-experimentation, the new farm types that have all the chicken lovers in a craze, trying to romance a wizard, a quick take on the live action One Piece, a friendly reminder to not be a pedophile, how to drive away from a car accident, the intricacies and hardships of writing a bestselling novel, and a quick reminder to not have run on sentences in your descriptions. Sounds like...

It is that time of a week again where the words come from the device and travel through vibrations into your ears so you may interpret the sounds as they have been defined in the English language. But enough politics, we have some small jars that are only good for alcohol and a new RPG dress up game that's sure to delight (as long as you read slow enough to absorb the story and you do not expect the story to make sense), we narrowly avoided having spoilers for Dune Part II and we did the conversation in Spanish...

Don't let your migraines damage your movie continuity too much this week as we have a whole nugget filled adventure in store for you! Get your sugar parents wallet out, sit back, and go on a shopping spree with your favorite Mindless crew Prattling on in your ear. We even make dinosaur sounds. If your hair stylist ever asks for lunch recommendations remember, all the Pringles' cans are the same! Whether its for a school project or just to pass the time, this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle will leave you wondering just how big is dragon?

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Is that a special late episode or just the version that had to be rerecorded due to audio issues??? In either case we bring you this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we talk about the most efficient way to keep your captured children and dogs comfortable in their cages, the apparently gorgeous cast of Dune Part II, our live action tattoo ideas, and the importance of enjoying the journey of possibly losing the one you love to another man of greater prestige within the noble ranks. Don't let the city lights of another planet stop you from stopping...

Don't drop your socks off at the cleaners just yet, its the first unedited episode of Mindless Prattle where we bring you Ripley's thoughts raw and in the headphones. Get ready to practice your squats for the history of childbirth, a lesson on royal lines, the how to guide on chastising squirrels and the exciting make believe world of courtship in England. Don't forget your weekly dose of cat stories and you've got yourself this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle.

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Wriggle and worm your way on in to this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we discuss only the finest of imports such as which is the ruling class of fruit, why is the taste of green, and getting your card buggy asked for at the local grocery store. Don't be a big cog in the machine, this week be a little cog and challenge the types of orange chicken they serve you! Get on your nice perfume before you go for a haircut and as always, don't forget to charge your cats GPS before it goes out so...

We hope you enjoyed that week off because Mindless Prattle is back with another episode that ranges from vaping with bees and not watching the new season of Halo in favor of the new season of Bridgerton to adopting a cat and getting trampled by elephants. Bring back your favorite extinct animals and buckle up as we use our announcer voices on the latest episode of Mindless Prattle!

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Don't check in to a hotel under a false name, instead spend all weekend giving the wrong name to everyone you meet! It's just gonna be another life stat you get to see when you pass on anyway. Fight the good fight whether its in your dreams or in real life and never stop believing in the new Wonka movie and the power of friendship and a town that exclusively eats chocolate. Were you a part of the CIAs uno reverse that happened a few weeks ago or were you the one that ripped the head off your lifesize...

Ever been given so many tasks in a week that your hobbies take a backset by default? If so you must be this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Don't let the length disappoint you there's still tons of fun to be had and some people have to learn to work with what they've got! From the new MFA course to the lovingly partially deaf meat counter attendants this weeks stuffed with all sorts for the imagination of most ages!

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We back for another season of thoughts misconstrued and ill-conceived at all manner of times throughout the brain. Don't get wrapped up in the Games just yet, first learn about the Snow and why Big Gulps on the floor just have a better flavor than the rest. The world kicked had a rockin new year celebration with an explosion in South Korea, an earthquake in Japan, and plane parts falling from the sky and just as a reminder, birds. Make all your decisions through staring contests this year and always as we dive into another exciting season of Mindless...

It's the last episode of Season 1 for Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops this week as we go over some of our year in review stats. Ripley continues work on her book while learning new things about the space. Don't let the concerning sounds coming from your Xbox get you down, just visit your nearest Tarjay and grab a new one so you can enjoy all them new games that don't follow traditional game scale. A special shoutout to GondorsFinestHufflepuff for publishing a fan fic for Sleep Token which you can find here: Abyssal Reverie. And...

Its the penultimate episode for Season 1 of Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops. We've got the stress of ordering food at restaurants. We've got broken checkout machines at the grocery store. We've got the cults and the chickens to back them up, but most importantly, we've got the Prattles that go on mindlessly. Be on the lookout for Ripley's new book, rumored to come out Feb 2024. In the meantime, enjoy this hodgepodge of talkings to about the wild world of French cults and the newest laws about porn!

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Theres a benefit to all trash in the many forms it has. If you know of one, leave a comment of what your favorite trash is while you're waiting for McDonald's to allow you to cancel your own order. We've got childhood trauma and childhood Sims and not necessarily in that order but don't worry about the eczema just yet for we also have a broken fridge in stock for all our military dependas out there!

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It's holiday season and you know what that means. Sick people everywhere and who needs medicine when you have most of a bottle of vodka?? Sick people do. Don't be afraid to go see a doctor. Especially if you're in one of those places that has healthcare as a right?! Break out your tiktoks and hold on to your trees it's the first Monday of December and the Mindless crew is here to spread sickness and joy to all the beloved Prattlers. 

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The Archaic Ancients come to visit this week as we dive sea goat first into the mysterious realm of the past to learn some of the hippest slang the kids use daily. Don't get your Bake Kujira in a twist, and definitely don't Google it in public. Mindless Prattle is of course brought to you by its henchman and henchwoman who, due to their wonderful time management skills, had to cut this week's episode a little bit short but that doesn't stop the thoughts from flowing freely from their word jumblers straight toy our ears!

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Don't buy your car from your friends or your friends from your car, they can't be trusted anyways. Instead come on down to Mindless Prattle for another trustworthy episode where we tell you nothing but facts. Such as: How to get the cops called on you in a coffee shop; Why Nessy goes on vacation to Canada; Where all the priests went during the plague; Why are cats apart of which culture; and more incredible tales of animals adapting to frighten your ears! 

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Don't lose your rice over this one, we've got too much ice and movie shootings going on this week for just one set of ears. This episode of Mindless Prattle was preheated and baked until delicious just for your listening pleasure. There's a lot to be said when you're drunk in Vegas, and someone keeps making you do errands so you can't read your alien p**n in public but don't let that stop you from having a good time. Get your clumps and your tufts together for the grand showing of the not so out of the ordinary...

Ever been trapped in a Walmart with only one impregnable door in your way and no other openings besides asking the employees for help? Ever dove into an online video game thinking everything wouldn't be immediately sexist? Ever feel like you're too good to enjoy tap water at a bar? Ever get tired of too many questions in what's supposed to be a podcast episode description? Don't worry, we're your friendly neighborhood Mindless Prattle and we're here to bring you relatable stories that may or may not be mentioned above! Don't breakup with your partner in Starbucks just yet...

We brave the waters of foreign weddings and the fabled nice McDonalds to bring back tales for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. Grab your adventure hat and make sure you're not getting shot at as we embark on this journey through the spooky season together! Don't know what to get your partner for the trip ahead? Get you some of that London Fog Grey Tea Grande that We've been hearing so much about because the Earl is from London! Whether it's a baby spider or a baby with a new cup, Mindless Prattle has what your ears need...