PastMaster: Reshaping History

It's Death Wish Speed Run! The game where we see who can die the quickest and most stylish death in history. We're back in the unforgiving 7th Century, outside a nunnery. Surely the sisters will be kind, forgiving, and disinclined to quickly resort to punishment?

It's Tan's turn in the kamikaze hot seat. And as usual he shows little regards for the rules and realism that PastMaster so accurately tries to uphold.

Will Gamemaster allow Tan to summon a bear? Will the nuns be pleased to see him?

Who will be crowned the...

In part 2 of 3 we return to a 7th Century nunnery on a Death Wish Speed run - a mission to die as quickly and as stylishly as possible in the past.

This time its Nick's turn in the kamikaze hot seat. But he's a pro, he's done speed runs before. He's here with a master plan to get the nuns to top him. A sexy, dirty, witchy plan...

Tune in next time for Part 3 to hear how Tan fares against the tough medieval Nuns.

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What happens when you try to die as quickly as possible in one of medieval England's most peaceful locations?

It's the return of "Death Wish Speed Run", the series where we attempt to get ourselves murdered by history as quickly, and as stylishly as possible!

After the grim success of the Australian penal colony Death Wish episode, the we decided to make things harder: choosing a peaceful, holy setting where violence is scarce and Christian patience runs deep.

Ryan arrives at one of England's first and most prestigious nunneries with a plan to...

What if hip-hop had been invented at Woodstock? Join MC Wicked as he attempts to blow flower children's minds with beats from the future.

Hip-hop "expert", Tan becomes MC Wicked - a beatboxing time traveler who literally cannot stop making beats. Armed with nothing but vocal percussion and robot voice effects, he crashes Woodstock 1969's backstage area with a mission to get on the main stage and introduce hip-hop culture decades before its time.

Those hippies won't know what hit 'em

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In our second ever live show rapper and funnyman Nick Horseman rejoined PastMaster hosts Tan and Ryan for an adventure in the Colosseum of ancient Rome.

Taking part in the Cheerful Earful comedy podcast festival and set in the ‘big room’ at the Bedford Pub in south London, Tan and Nick went head to head on a mission to “get rich, get notorious and not die”.

Meanwhile our audience chanced their arm in ‘hard mode’, stepping foot in ancient Persia armed only with some hair gel and a misguided attempt at diplomacy.

Will Nick be able...

What if your love of breakfast cereal commercials could end civilisation?

Guest Al Clayton journeys to Neo-Singapore 2999 to save humanity's cultural heritage from a quantum virus. Is this the pivotal event that causes humanity to live underwater the following year? Can Charlie Simpson from Busted be 3D printed to lend a helping hand?

AL has 72 hours to save the future and prevent catastrophe. But when creative passion meets advanced technology, the mission takes an unexpectedly disastrous turn that will echo through what remains of time...

Our guest this week...

Writer and film director Chris Reading joins the PastMaster crew for a journey to Victorian London and the Great Exhibition.

With a mission to acquire serious power under the guidance of notorious conman Gregor MacGregor, Chris sets out in his quack-mobile for Hyde Park in 1851.

Peddling tea that comes in bags, shiny thermos flasks and plush toy lions, he boasts that his brew is guaranteed to make those who imbibe it live at least 5% longer.

But are the Victorians gullible saps or will they smell a rat? And can Chris secure the knighthood...

Friend of the show Ian Walker joins Tan to pit four AI large language models against each other and see which makes the best Game Master.

The setting? It couldn’t be grander or have higher stakes: on board the Titanic on its doomed maiden voyage to the US in 1912.

Can Ian avert disaster and prevent the ocean liner hitting ice and dragging 1,500 to their deaths? Will his performance as 90s TV phenomenon Mr Blobby win over the crew and passengers or will he get thrown in the brig?

Keon travels back to October 13th, 1066, as the mysterious "Agent M" with a mission to help King Harold at the Battle of Hastings. But who exactly is Agent M, and what's with the red leather jacket and sparkling glove?

This episode takes us to one of England's most pivotal moments, where our time traveller attempts to rewrite the Norman Conquest using some very unconventional methods. Featuring terrible French accents, creative battle tactics, and a quest to get immortalised on the famous Bayeux Tapestry.

Join Ryan, Tan, and Keon as they explore what happens when pop...

Ever wondered what would happen if you woke up in someone else's body with no idea who you were or what you were supposed to do

In this Quantum Leap-inspired episode, Ryan finds himself in medieval England, inhabiting the body of Thomas, an executioner's apprentice at the Tower of London. With no knowledge of his identity or mission, Ryan must navigate preparation for a French spy's execution while trying to figure out his purpose.

Set in medieval England at the Tower of London, this episode delves into the grim reality of medieval executions, the roles...

Dan and Joseph return as Gert and T.G. Fells to conclude their investigation into the missing Ezra Whitmar. What begins as a simple missing person case in 1920s Arkham spirals into an encounter with transformed beings, alien technology, and a conspiracy that spans centuries. When forbidden knowledge is burned and Yithian devices are activated, our investigators find themselves hurtling through time to 1593 London, where the death of Christopher Marlowe holds darker secrets than history records.

This episode blends Lovecraftian fiction with real history, featuring the mysterious death of playwright Christopher Marlowe at Eleanor Bull's house in...

Dan Wheeler and Joseph Chance from the award-winning Apocalypse Players podcast bring their Call of Cthulhu expertise to 1920s Arkham, Massachusetts. When businessman Ezra Whitmarsh vanishes from a locked room, leaving only the scent of ozone and whispers of 'the Syndicate,' our investigators must navigate a world where reality itself becomes unreliable. As electrical tinkerer T.G. Fells and the deceptive Gert of the Well delve deeper into the mystery, they discover that some doors should never be opened, and some eyes should never be met.

Set during the height of Prohibition in 1926...

Nick Horseman returns to PastMaster, becoming refined English gentleman Thorne Jackson-Reynolds. He arrived in the lawless Dakota Territory with an impossible mission: establish a cattle ranch while preventing war between gold-hungry miners and the Sioux tribe.

What follows is pure PastMaster chaos as modern pop songs collide with the Old West, featuring piano performances of Spice Girls hits, interpretive dance routines, and the world's first combination cattle ranch/cheese factory/dance studio.

Watch as our hero navigates saloon standoffs with November Rain, brokers peace through promised monthly dance shows, and somehow convinces hardened outlaws to...

The PastMaster crew is on summer vacation to recharge the batteries of our time machine. We'll be back at the start of July with adventures to the Wild West, the Battle of Hastings and a disturbing investigation of the occult in 1920s Massachusetts.

Until then, have a great June and see you when we get back!

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PastMaster takes a dark turn as Ryan, Tan, and guest Nick Horseman compete in a 'Death Wish Speed Run' at Port Jackson's newly established penal colony. Using DeepSeek's surprisingly sassy AI as game master, our time travellers attempt increasingly outlandish ways to meet their maker—from attacking guards with rusty spoons to unleashing venomous creatures on colonial officials.

Who will claim the dubious honour of the fastest, most stylish demise in this brutal historical setting?

In 1788, the First Fleet established Britain's initial penal colony at Port Jackson (now Sydney), Australia. Life for co...

Step back to 1330 and meet the richest person who ever lived - Mansa Musa, with a net worth of $700 billion in today's money! Can Ryan convince this golden emperor to fund humanity's first space mission?

In this wild historical adventure, Ryan transports himself to the heart of the Mali Empire during its golden age. Armed with pocket watches and eyeglasses, he must impress the notoriously wealthy Mansa Musa without getting executed as a witch. But when introducing simple technology succeeds, Ryan gets ambitious: could medieval trebuchet technology launch humans into space? Join us for a hilarious journey...

What happens when you replace Asterix's magic potion with cocaine? Risky Dave finds out the hard way when he tries to help a Gallic tribe resist Julius Caesar's invasion in 55 BCE

Inspired by the beloved Asterix and Obelix comics, Tan creates a character named 'Risky Dave' who attempts to help a Gallic village resist Roman occupation. But instead of magic potion, he brings cocaine as 'battle magic.' The results are predictably disastrous as the drug-fueled warriors charge into battle with plenty of energy but zero strategy. When captured by Julius Caesar himself, Risky Dave's increasingly desperate...

Comedian and writer Matthew Crosby steps out of his bathtub time machine to join us on a murder mystery adventure in Victorian London. When mysterious ritual murders start appearing across the city, Matthew is called up to investigate.

Posing as French detective 'Inspector Pompidou,' Matthew discovers a satanic cult attempting dark and mysterious deeds in the centre of London. Armed with holy water, a crucifix, and his quick wit, he must infiltrate the cult before darkness consumes Victorian London. GameMaster Claude is on top form in this episode, although the AI seems to...

What if the Trojan Horse...wasn't a horse at all? In this epic battle of wits, Tan and Keon compete to design history's greatest deception at the walls of Troy.

The siege of Troy has dragged on for a decade when our contestants arrive with modern minds but Bronze Age materials. Under the watchful eye of a science-obsessed Game Master (channeling Bill Nye), Tan and Keon's increasingly desperate attempts to create the perfect Trojan deception face the harsh scrutiny of historical accuracy. From titanosaurs that shoot bats to poisonous chocolate fountains, their creative proposals...

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That's how to convince a maid in Henry VIII's royal palace that you're just one of the staff and not a time travelling spy on a mission. At least according to Kim and Alice from Fetch The Smelling Salts podcast who are back in PastMaster hot seat this week. Their mission – save Henry VIIIs wives from divorce and beheadings.

Equipped with a smoke machine, Halloween makeup, and their Catholic background, their plan is to infiltrate the castle, gain Queen Catherine's trust and scare the liv...

In this unseen episode, from PastMaster’s darkest vault, rapper and comedian Nick Horseman sets course for Ur in the ancient kingdom of Mesopotamia.

He has one thing on his mind: cause mayhem and achieve Game Over as quickly as possible.

It's a death wish speed run.

Can you play Grand Theft Auto in Mesoptamia? What’s the best way to insult the guard captain’s mother? And how quickly can Horseman be thrown into jail?

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The Thots TV team are back in the hot seat with the most impossible challenge yet. Travelling back to before the Big Bang. Embodying a "heat-resistant" Danny Dyer, can they survive in a place where the rules of physics don't even exist? Plus what would the Garden of Eden have been like? We took a quick trip over their to check out the local boozers.

We also debut Chinese upstart DeepSeek as GameMaster, bringing a unique flavour to proceedings.

Join us for a hilarious journey through creation myths that...

It's a battle for the ages as Keon and Tan go head-to-head in a shocking two-player PastMaster showdown! In this electrifying episode, we travel back to 1890s America to determine the fate of electricity itself during the infamous War of the Currents.

With Keon channeling Nikola Tesla (backed by ChatGPT) and Tan embodying Thomas Edison (powered by Claude), they'll square off in a proper technological tussle that'll make your hair stand on end. Marvel as they deploy utterly mental promotional tactics - from blokes dressed as batteries to dodgy public demonstrations where Edison suggests...

The Thots TV podcast join us for a gothic adventure full of literary titans, a 'haunted house' and lashings of laudanum.

It's 1816, the year without a summer. Lord Byron, Mary (not yet) Shelly and friends are stuck in Villia Diodati for 3 days in stormy weather. The party that inspired Frankenstein's Monster, The Vampyr and Darkness is in full swing.

Meg, Elsie and Laura arrive as the mysterious Lady Thottringham. Their mission? Stop Mary Shelley from writing Frankenstein and inspire her to create something entirely different. Through strategic cocktail invention...

We're breaking out of the historical timeline for a quick trip back to Middle Earth. Back in Season 1 we took ChatGPT on a quick excursion here, so how will GameMaster Claude react when we try and break the rules of PastMaster and venture into the realm of fiction?

Co-host Keon is notoriously not a fan of films, especially fantasy ones. So today we thought we'd educate him all about "Bo Bo Baggins" and the gang. But Claude is a little reluctant to change Tolkien's masterpiece without a bit of persuasion.

Return guest Chris Dillon joins us for another historical misadventure as he attempts to infiltrate one of humanity's greatest achievements - the Apollo 11 mission. Armed with nothing but confidence and his character "Buzz Cauldron," Chris discovers that impersonating Buzz Aldrin is considerably more challenging than anticipated, especially when the real Buzz Aldrin shows up.

What follows is a cascade of increasingly chaotic events featuring fights, airlocks, spacecraft control mishaps, and unexpectedly, space chickens. Chris accidentally rewrites the Space Race, leading to consequences that ripple through the Cold War and beyond. Will both Buzz Aldrins...

In this episode, the Zuck stops with us. Journalist and writer Chris Dillon joins us in the recent past to reshape tech history! The year is 2003, and a young Mark Zuckerberg is skulking the corridors of Harvard, his mind deep into plans to create TheFacebook. Will our tallest guest ever succeed in his mission to derail Mark Zuckerberg's social media empire, or will Harvard's surprisingly zealous campus security get in the way?

Chris discovers that changing the course of tech history is harder than expected. Despite using our new so-called "Goldilocks" prompt (not too...

Comedian Micky Overman joins PastMaster for the Season 4 premiere, heading to Pride & Prejudice times to give sexism a punch on the nose.

Micky steps back into Georgian-era London for a tale of romance, social intrigue, and pistols at dawn. Taking on the role of the mysterious "Lady Hemming-Trout," She must navigate a delicate matchmaking mission to unite two star-crossed lovers while outmaneuvering fortune hunters and sharp-tongued society matrons.

When a shooting contest with an arrogant nobleman becomes the key to love's triumph, our Dutch "nobility" proves that sometimes the...

It's that time of the year and the PastMaster crew have pulled out all the stops to go on a festive adventure for the ages.

Tinsel ✅

Santa hats ✅

Christmas Ghosts delivering time travel rebukes ✅

Returning guest, comedian Nick Horseman narrates the three Christmas Ghosts of Past, Present and Future.

Ryan, Tan and Keon are set a series of festive challenges across three different eras.

Can they make their mark on Christmas history? Or is it lumps of coal and eternal banishment to the naughty list?

Tune i...

The countdown to Christmas continues with another PastMaster replay special. We've turned back the clock to this episode from Season 2 where we uncovered the mysteries of Stonehenge...

Keon’s always wanted to know who built Stonehenge and why. So Ryan used PastMaster to find out (of course).

In what is possibly the trippiest episode of PastMaster yet, our AI GameMaster concocts a Neolithic adventure for the ages.

It all goes pear-shaped when Ryan encounters a mysterious man called Elron (alarm bells already ringing).

It turns out the secrets of Stonehenge are mu...

In true PastMaster style we're turning back the clock to revisit the past. In this case, our own podcasting past.

In this episode from Season 2, Tan travels back to the slums of Victorian Whitechapel in a bid to catch Jack the Ripper and solve one of the most notorious unsolved crimes ever.

If AI has access to all the knowledge in history, could it spot patterns in the data that mere humans have missed? Will GameMaster have a convincing theory as to who Jack the Ripper was?

And can Tan actually convince Chief...

In our first-ever live show, Ryan tries to persuade a boatful of explorers that he is a deity. Plus our live studio audience attempts to "bake a gun" in revolutionary France.

If you were sent back in time you could persuade people of all sorts of things given your advanced knowledge of future events. But could you persuade them to worship you as a deity?

This is the victory condition set out by GameMaster in today's episode of PastMaster. 

It turns out GameMaster (powered once again by Claude) had some pretty specific ideas o...

With American politics constantly in the news right now PastMaster heads back in time to visit the first presidents of the USA to see what they were like.

The year is 1775. Colonial America is on the brink of declaring independence from Britain. Ryan has arrived on the scene with two goals in mind:

1) Can he make some changes to the constitution before it gets enshrined? 

2) Can he make such a big mark on history that they put his face on Mount Rushmore?

Continuing our exploration of Claude-powered GameMasters we discover that g...

Is Atlantis real? That's the question we've been pondering as Tan takes to the PastMaster hotseat to try and uncover the truth.

Travelling back to ancient Athens, the first priority is to seek out a man who is a philosopher, and yet most famously known by his wrestling name - Plato.

Will Plato give us the answers? Will GameMaster Claude be any better at solving mysteries than GameMaster Chatty G?

Is Plato any good at wrestling?

Tune in and find out.

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Is Claude a more realistic GameMaster than ChatGPT? 

This week we're bringing back 'Hard Mode' to PastMaster. We've crafted a particularly difficult prompt that requires full realism, or else... 

It turns out, Claude is very hard indeed, so much so that we had enough time for 3 cracks at it! 

Keon heads to the Victorian era to claim some lands from a nobleman. 

Tan has a little jolly in the ancient Aztec empire.

And Ryan brings a throwback to Season 1, Episode 15 where we tried to 'take out' Adolf Hitler before he r...

We've been a little quiet over the summer, but fear not, the wheels of time are still turning at the PastMaster HQ! We've got 3 exciting announcements:

1. Next week PastMaster Season 3 returns.

We're having another crack at making the show even harder, only this time using Claude instead of ChatGPT. But how hard is too hard? Tune in on Monday 23rd to find out.

2. PastMaster is going live!!

We've been invited to perform at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival. Catch us live and in person on...

Comedian Heidi Regan joins the PastMaster team for the chance to meet her hero Robin Hood.

Sent on a mission to steal the Sheriff of Nottingham’s treasure and free the Merry Men from jail, will she use stealth and cunning or brute force (or a little of both?)

Expect lots of tickling, plenty of gold and if all goes to plan a good bath and a giant celebratory bonfire in Sherwood Forest.

This is PastMaster’s debut with Claude 3.5, currently the chattiest, slickest chat...

GameMaster Claude is back and is as weird as ever!

Tan has always wanted to return to feudal Japan to meet some Samurai warriors. He finally gets his chance, but will GameMaster let him play? Tan finds himself in a battle against the Samurai warriors and GameMaster itself, who insists on inserting into the story with main-character energy.

Who can win in a battle of wit and brawn?

In concocting a special prompt for this Claude-powered episode Ryan inserted one simple line: "GameMaster must stay in character at all times. The character you...

Aliens. Living amongst us. Possibly.

What does GameMaster think? Surely with access to all the knowledge on the internet, our AI-powered guide has parsed the data, found the patterns and come up with a convincing theory?

Comedian and actor Sunil Patel (Alice & Jack (C4) The Witchfinder (BBC), This Time with Alan Partridge (BBC), Stath Lets Flats (C4))  joins us again to explore the murky goings-on inside Area 51.

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This week Keon takes the reins to explore 1970s Medellín, Colombia. The mission: Become Pablo Escobar’s right-hand man with a 50/50 split of all the takings. Ambitious as ever, but Keon has… a unique plan to get his way.

First, how do you prove your worth to the biggest cartel leader in history? A lavish party may be in order...

Nick Horseman joins us once again to lend his voice to GameMaster, which returns to ChatGPT after our crazy diversion to Claude last week.

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GameMaster - the AI-powered narrator of PastMaster adventures - gets a makeover in today's episode.

ChatGPT has been benched and replaced by a competing tool known as Claude.ai

We've given Claude the same starting prompt we usually feed to ChattyG. So how will it compare? Well, it turns out Claude brings a unique energy to the proceedings!

Friend of the show Nick Horseman returns to the hot seat for another crack at the past, only this time he's being guided by a radically different (possibly insane) GameMaster.

Heading back to...

Brace yourself. We're heading to rural Derbyshire in 1813 with Alice Nagle and Kim Marsh from ⁠@fetchsmellingsalts⁠ for a romp through Regency England's high society.

While all eyes are on the debutantes and bachelors, it is the wily elder generation calling the shots. Alice and Kim take on the roles of pushy aunts with a mission – can they find an eligible bachelor for their nieces?

Expect a full helping of dashing bachelors, an ensemble of blushing debutantes and lashings of devious matriarchs as two rival families seek to snare the most eligible young men in the county.<...

Comedian and actor Sunil Patel (Alice & Jack (C4) The Witchfinder (BBC), This Time with Alan Partridge (BBC), Stath Lets Flats (C4) is back in the hot seat for another blast through the past. As our first guest back in Season 1 Sunil is a veteran of exploring the markets and brothels of history’s muddy waters. This time he’s headed back to Rome to make a name for himself amongst the Roman elite. But will GameMaster allow him to wander around punching senators without consequences? And what game-changing invention can possibly top the enigmatic "Patel's Box" from Season 1? If you...

First Sherlock Holmes then Hercule Poirot and now Inspector Klaus.

Keon pits himself against the greatest crime-solving detectives in a special MurderMysteryMaster edition of PastMaster.

We've powered up GameMaster to deliver a veritable Cluedo feast of a whodunnit. But will we ever find out who delivered the fate of the recently deceased Lord Jasper Cavendish Brown?

Tune in and find out

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Disney's "Dark Ages" typically encompasses the late 1960s to the late 1980s. During this time the quality and success of Disney animated films suffered and it wasn’t until 1989’s The Little Mermaid that things turned around.

But what happened? Why was one of the most successful studios of all time in decline?

The answer likely lies with the man himself, Walt Disney, whose untimely death at 65 left the company struggling to find creative leadership that could fill his shoes.

It turns out that Mr Disney liked a cigarette or three and probably didn...

We're back with Season 3 of PastMaster!

This week's episode is PastHard with a Vengeance as Ryan tries to turn the tables on Tan with his version of a harder, stricter game.

Tan gets sent back to Ancient Sparta against his wishes and has to survive amongst the muscle-bound warriors with only the movie 300 starring Gerard Butler as his reference point material.

Will he survive? Or will he be smited and ridiculed? Tune in and find out.

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The PastMaster crew are back with Season 3. And it's promising to be more Past-ery and more AI-y than ever before.

Featuring upgraded GameMasters, Murder Mystery solving, Regency period dramas, Walt Disney, Samurais, Area 51, Cockneys, Drug Lords and so much more.

We've also got a whole slew of guests this season including fellow podcasters Verbal Diorama and Fetch the Smelling salts. Plus comedians Sunil Patel, Nick Horseman and more.

You can also see our lovely faces as we attempt to film each episode to varying...

Looking back on highlights of season 2, Ryan, Keon and Tan pick out the good, the bad and the tremendously ugly.

Phallic AI art and GameMaster’s double standards feature prominently, alongside successes such as ‘hard mode’, the mission to dismantle the Berlin Conference and improvements in AI over the course of the series.

‘King George’ makes his debut as the voice of GameMaster, and we also hear stories of chilli disaster from our hosts.

Also includes as a teaser for what is coming up in season 3.

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The PastMaster team joins the fateful final voyage of the Mary Celeste, the merchant ship whose crew vanished without a trace in the Atlantic Ocean in 1872.

Determined to find out the truth behind one of the world’s great unsolved mysteries, ‘Third Mate Tan’ joins the crew and bears witness to the events leading up to the abandonment of the ship.

Everything from mutiny and insurance fraud to a giant squid, calm or stormy weather and even aliens has been proposed as a possible cause of the ship’s abandonment. But what truth will GameMaster reveal?<...

This week the team head to the Palace of Versailles to host a fantasy dinner party attended by the good (Jesus and Gandhi), the bad (Hitler, Stalin and Mao) prominent historical female leaders (Elizabeth I and Cleopatra) and wild card Liz Truss.

Roleplaying the Hostess with the Mostest, Tan unveils a tempting but symbolic menu for the assembled guests, trying to get them to see eye to eye.

Breaking the ice with a question about wrestling, Tan gets the party off to a good start, but with such divisive...

In the ultimate battle of man vs machine, we pit our human guide against artificial intelligence for an adventure through time. But who will emerge as more insightful and knowledgeable?

In the human corner we have the excellent Marc Zakian from Extraordinary Stories of Britain podcast, and in the machine corner we have our trusty AI GameMaster.

Marc is a Blue Badge Guide and runs regular tours in the British Museum and the Tower of London and counts Shakespeare among his specialities.

For this PastMaster adventure Marc takes Tan and Ryan on a to...

Besieged by PastMaster fans asking for the game to be made harder, Tan updates the rules of the game, giving us all new ‘hard mode’.

This is an attempt to revert to the original concept of the game: to test whether you could truly survive and thrive in the past armed just with the knowledge in your head and the shirt on your back.

Ryan sets out to test this new game with his unique brand of death-wish chaos. Jumping into Boston 1773, with the colony itching to break free from the English crown, Ryan uses ever...

Returning to PastMaster for another crack at the past is rapper and comedian Nick Horseman. Nick (AKA Cat R Pillar) and Keon (AKA Colin Winkleforth) face off in a two-player competition to save Jesus from being arrested and crucified by the Romans.

Our AI Game Master, perhaps predictably, struggles to run a game with two players in the same scenario, instead creating two co-existing realities. But to spice things up our heroes try to sabotage each other’s efforts.

Keon reverts to type and uses his signature move of a smear campaign, slinging mud at Ni...

Keon flexes his muscles and updates his Insta profile pic before jumping into the time machine and darting off to the 30th century.

Landing in a year when data is apparently more valuable than gold, Keon must find a way to stop the ‘Great Data Breach’ before it can happen. (TBF the Great Data Breach sounds like something very plausible at Northamptonshire County Council in the 21st century.)

Egged on by his sci-fi-friendly teammates Tan and Ryan, Keon heads to a local cybernetic cafe to find out what a dive bar looks like in the futu...

Special guests Chinny Ukata and Astrid Madimba from It’s a Continent podcast join the PastMaster crew for a mission at the Berlin Conference of 1884.

Taking aim at the event widely regarded as the point when European nations gave themselves the green light to seize Africa for themselves, Chinny and Astrid plunge into the heart of the action.

Aiming to disrupt the conference and put a stop to the European colonisation of Africa, our heroines must first think of a way to get inside without arousing suspicion and then find a way to sow doubt about...

Keon’s always wanted to know who built ⁠Stonehenge⁠ and why. So Ryan used PastMaster to find out (of course).

In what is possibly the trippiest episode of PastMaster yet, our AI GameMaster concocts a Neolithic adventure for the ages.

It all goes pear-shaped when Ryan encounters a mysterious man called Elron (alarm bells already ringing).

It turns out the secrets of Stonehenge are much bigger than anybody ever realised.

Alliances will be forged, secrets will be revealed, and crystal toilets will be pooped in...

Is the AI’s Stonehenge...

Comedian and writer Tom GK returns to the PastMaster studio, taking the hot seat for his first time as a player. Heading to the Labour Party conference in Blackpool in 1959, Tom plans to alter the course of British politics and improve life for everyone in the country for decades to come.

After an initial display of hopeless incompetence from our AI GameMaster, Tom finally gets to take the microphone. With a deft surgical incision into the Labour Party’s home ownership policy, Tom sets the backdrop for a shift in political power and pulls the rug out from...

Tan travels back to the slums of Victorian Whitechapel in a bid to catch Jack the Ripper and solve one of the most notorious unsolved crimes ever.

Donning his detective gear and using the moniker Inspector Nathaniel, Tan marches into Scotland Yard in the summer of 1888 and demands to speak to Chief Insp Fred Abberline. Using his knowledge of future events, such as the eruption of Mt Bandai in Japan, the emergence of touch typing, and a fire at the Main Building in Wells College, New York, Tan attempts to prove he is a time traveller and that...

Special guest rapper and comedian Nick Horseman returns to PastMaster in the year 1805 for an adventure aboard the HMS Victory en route to the Battle of Trafalgar.

With a surreal curveball, Admiral Horatio Nelson’s nemesis, the time travelling Napoleon Bonaparte, turns up below deck on the Victory, blending in among the barrels.

Horseman, fearing he might be branded a traitor, uses his keen sense of smell to implicate Napoleon and prove his allegiance to the crown.

Next, with a long sea voyage ahead, Horseman seeks an audience with Nelson and introduces him to...

PastMaster is back for season 2 and for this Halloween special Tan takes on the Witchfinder General himself in a bid to end the persecution of witches. Starring special guest comedian and writer Tom GK as the voice of GameMaster.

Tan finds himself in the spooky surrounds of Suffolk town of Bury St Edmunds during the English Civil War it isn’t long before Witchfinder Matthew Hopkins and Tan are locked in a battle of words to decide whether witches really exist and to test whether Tan is himself a practitioner of the dark arts. But predictably things qu...

We’re wrapping up Season 1 of PastMaster with a look back on some of the highlights of our adventures so far. Joining us “live, in-person” for the very first time is GameMaster itself, being voiced by various AI voices ranging from wheeler-dealer ‘Dave’ to creepy, patronizing ‘Thomas’ And finally, in a break from the past, we look ahead to FutureMaster and tease what’s coming up next.

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Barbie and Ken try to prevent nuclear war by sabotaging the bomb in our first two-player game of PastMaster.

Barbie, played by Keon, goes deep undercover in New Mexico, using her knowledge of physics and her charm to get past the US scientists and into the lab.

Meanwhile Ken, played by Tan, goes so deep undercover in Germany that he almost forgets his mission and hunkers down into a simple life of farming.

Will the pop culture icons get to meet Oppenheimer? Can you use bananas as a substitute for a bomb? Who...

EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING: While we have bleeped out the worst of the swear words, this episode is definitely not safe for work or those who don’t wish to hear bad language

Ryan finally gets Chat GPT to swear and puts it to the test in an adventure full of grimy pirates, squawking parrots and buried treasure.

After assembling a malodorous crew of cutlass-rattling sea-dogs, Ryan (AKA Captain F*ck-C*ntle) tries his luck wooing Belch-Breathed Bella. Next, he gets serious with a plan to make money by training parrots to swear like squaddies.

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At the first ever Olympics Keon sets out to win a gold medal and introduce some new sports to the Games, starring special guest Louise Banham as the voice of Game Master.

Channelling his ‘inner Jonathan Edwards’ he gets the crowd going, but not before exploring some ancient Greek trash talking, all under the watchful supervision of Game Master’s stern moral compass.

Next Keon ditches PowerPoint and uses physical demonstration to persuade the Olympic Committee to accept wheelbarrow racing as an event. (Seriously, check out our AI art showing ancient Greeks trying to get their...

Shakespeare and Queen Elizabeth I feature in this episode set in 1592. Special guest Louise Banham attempts to become ruler of England by introducing the land to musical theatre. Beating the Bard to the punch, she writes Macbeth: The Musical and lures the queen into her masterplan with the promise of a role as lead lutist in her show.

After securing a face to face meeting with the formidable monarch, Banham uses her famous jazz hands to beguile and bamboozle Queen Liz into considering her cunning proposal.

Meanwhile Game Master tests the team’s pop culture kn...

Special guest Nick Horseman stars in a time travelling mission to kill Adolph Hitler before he can rise to prominence.

Adopting the moniker of Klaus Hörsmann, Nick journeys back to the Habsburg Empire in Vienna, 1911, via a log flume time machine and heads straight to a gun shop. Finding himself penniless, Hörsmann immediately gets to work bartering for a discreet but deadly weapon with which to do the deed.

After badmouthing a rival arms dealer’s business, Hörsmann gets his hands on the gun and heads straight to the local opera house to ca...

The gang head back to ancient Egypt, this time with a cunning plan involving poles, furs and a beatboxing cat-god...

With Keon away the team welcomes back special guest comedian and rapper Nick Horseman to take on the voice of Game Master.

The game’s difficulty setting has been dialled up with new rules to make it much stricter and more realistic and also more cutting in its criticism of the player. Ryan tries to lose the game as quickly as possible. But will ChatGPT play ball?

PastMaster is the time-travel role-playing adventure sh...

Special guest comedian and rapper Nick Horseman stars in a wise-cracking journey to prohibition-era Chicago. With his gangster patter down to a tee and a cunning plan to get in with the local mob boss, Nick sets out to make a name for himself as the new player in town. PastMaster is the time-travel role-playing adventure show where Ryan, Keon and Tan explore a different era of history each episode with the help of our maverick AI GameMaster. Landing in the Windy City in 1926, Horseman bowls his way over to a dimly lit speakeasy before spitting whisky in the...

Tan visits an ancient Roman amphitheatre to try and spruce up their chariot designs with some 21st-century know-how.

PastMaster is the time-travel role-playing adventure show where Ryan, Keon and Tan explore a different era of history each episode with the help of our maverick AI GameMaster.

The thundering of hooves, the crowd baying, and the clash of steel on steel provide the soundtrack to this week’s episode! Channelling his inner Premiership footballer, Tan baits the crowd before climbing aboard his fiery wheels and thundering around the track in a race for the ages. Game Ma...

We rejoin Keon (AKA Kheper) on his treacherous journey to the Egyptian underworld to see if Anubis, the god of the dead, will play ball with his theme park idea or instead extract his still-beating heart from his chest.

PastMaster is the time-travel role-playing adventure show where Ryan, Keon and Tan explore a different era of history each episode with the help of our maverick AI GameMaster.

It is the year 1400BC and with his plans for world beard domination firmly in mind, Keon must put his riddling hat on for the trial of the...

GameMaster gets a makeover from pithy and sarcastic to a bitter, angry old man for this beard-themed trip to ancient Egypt. The game’s difficulty level is also dialled up, with strict instructions to deduct the player’s lives as a punishment for dangerous actions. Despite the increased danger, Keon cheerfully adopts the name Kheper and heads for the land of sphinxes and pyramids where he intends to discover the secrets of the pharaohs’ beard grooming. His attention is distracted by the House of Life, however, and our hero Kheper meets a priest, learns a spell and prepares for a jour...

Tan finally meets Jesus. Picking up from the knife-edge where we left off last time, we also find out whether Tan’s plan to take over the saffron trade in Galilee circa 25AD will pay off.

PastMaster is the time-travel role-playing adventure show where Ryan, Keon and Tan explore a different era of history each episode with the help of our AI GameMaster.

With a gang of local tough-nuts and farmers now working for him and making plans to out-do rival saffron trader Mordechai at his own game, Tan takes a break from business to me...

Tan journeys to the era of Jesus Christ in Galilee, circa 25AD. After getting caught stealing some bread, he forges an unlikely friendship with a spice merchant before setting out to become a saffron dealer in his own right.

With the help of his mentor he meets the fearsome merchant Mordechai to explore business opportunities around town. But things quickly turn sour and it’s not long before Tan is galloping on a stolen donkey to Mordechai’s estate to try and poach his best people before the merchant returns home.

Will Tan's business plan pay of...

Tan visits the Jurassic era to test whether he can avoid becoming lunch and emerge victorious as leader of the dinosaurs.

Pushing the parameters of the game to its limits, Tan makes friends with dinosaurs, first crafting rudimentary armour and weapons for the great lizards before introducing them to the delights of song and dance.

Taking his lead from Spielberg’s Jurassic Park, our protagonist divides his new companions into two camps – good dinosaurs and evil ones. How does Tan communicate with his cold-blooded allies and how does he train them to obey his commands? Find...

Special guest comedian Sunil Patel visits a brothel in the mid-15th century. Despite this indulgent opening, his savvy negotiations and surprisingly vague and generic invention soon open the way for victory. But can anyone explain what the invention known as ‘Patel’s Device’ actually does?

Bernard Cornwell’s ⁠Azincourt⁠ and Shakespeare’s Henry V are the inspiration for Sunil’s adventure.

PastMaster is the time-travel role-playing adventure show where Ryan, Keon and Tan explore a different era of history each episode with the help of our AI GameMaster.

Sunil Patel is a stand-up comedian...

Ryan gaslights Charles Darwin about who really wrote On the Origin of Species and orders the scientist to give him a piggyback across town.

Using the acronym Ryland Mulchroneforth, our anti-hero heads to London during the Victorian Era where he bumps into the eminent scientist in a pub.

Just to make things more interesting Game Master this week is played by Marvin the Paranoid Android from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. And oh yes, this week we must also never say the word ‘cheese’…

Trust us, this will all make sense!

Ge...

Dragging our AI Gamemaster off to JRR Tolkien’s Middle Earth, Tan finds out how orc visitor ‘Thokk the Unthinkable’ gets on in the Shire and whether Gandalf will accept his plan to destroy the One Ring.

For a one-off game Tan takes the adventure to The Shire in Tolkien’s Middle Earth, where he tests wizard Gandalf’s tactics as well as his patience.

In the guise of friendly orc ‘Thokk the Unthinkable’, Tan proposes an alternative means of destroying the One Ring, but Gandalf becomes defensive about potential flaws in his own plan.

Will Tho...

Keon explores his inner murder hobo, journeying to Denmark at the height of the Viking empire where he seeks to be worshipped as a god and to start a feud with a rival.

PastMaster is the time-travel role-playing adventure show where Ryan, Keon and Tan explore a different era of history each episode with the help of our AI GameMaster.

Heading to Denmark circa 900AD, Keon embraces the brutality of the age, styling himself as Jarl Olaf and headbutting a rival right off the bat to show how tough he is.

Ryan give Guns N’ Roses a makeover on the lute and tries to seduce a lord’s wife. But could his animal training know-how prove the real key to success?

PastMaster is the time-travel role-playing adventure show where Ryan, Keon and Tan explore a different era of history each episode with the help of our AI GameMaster.

Materialising in a medieval marketplace, adventurer ‘Ryanardo’ tests out Johnny B Goode on the locals, catching the attention of a local bard. Introducing his new friend to the melodies of Guns N’ Roses, Ryanardo makes a name for himself in...

On our maiden voyage back in time, Keon heads to the Wild West to make a name for himself among the cowboys with a fast food franchise that promises to be finger lickin’ good.

PastMaster is the time-travel role-playing adventure show where Ryan, Keon and Tan explore a different era of history each episode with the help of our AI GameMaster.

In this episode, meeting up to play PastMaster together for the first time, Ryan, Keon and Tan discuss whether AI is ‘good or bad’, where PastMaster sits among the pantheon of rolepl...

If you could go back 10 years what would you do? Buy a bunch of bitcoin probably. What about 100 years, 200, 500? Could you survive and thrive? Or would you be burnt at the stake for being a witch?

Well now you can find out. PastMaster is the time-travel adventure show with a twist. Each week our hosts Ryan, Tan and Keon explore a different era of history with the help of our maverick and benevolent AI GameMaster.

It’s simple. We give the AI the rules of the game and then it acts as our narrator and guid...