Tabletop Clown Society

The clowns (and the balloon men) play pirates encountering strange things on the high seas.

This episode contains profanity, sexual references, violence, and character death.

Today’s game is Dread, created by The Impossible Dream.

Special thanks to our guest balloon men, Oliver Runyon and Brandon Allbritton, for joining us at the Circus! You can find Oliver at oliverrunyon.com. Brandon is @ballbritton on Tiktok.

Sydney Clare as the Ringmaster

Bobby Michelle as Judy

Rae Neumann as Siri Evans

Brandon Allbritton as...

Transcript of announcement available here.

Hello Beloved Court of Jesters,

The bad news is we have to push the episode just one more week due to Sydney and Bobby moving into a new apartment. This month’s episode will release next Wednesday, June 26th at 11:00am EST. 

The good news is the video version of one of our favorite episodes, Shitcars, is now available to the public on our Youtube channel! You can find it here.

For the rest of our video episodes and more, check out pat...

Due to finals, moving, and graduation, there will unfortunately be no new episode today. The Clowns will be returning 6/97/24.

Thank you for your understanding

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The clowns play the world’s worst adventuring party looking for an artifact in a spooky forest.

This episode contains profanity, sexual references, body horror, violence, and gore.

Today’s game is Cairn created by Yochai Gal

Florien Collins as the Ringmaster

Sydney Clare as Moniker Cognomen

Rae Neumann as The Alchemist

Bobby Michelle as Iowa Clark

Episode Transcription will be available as soon as possible.

Edited by Sydney Clare

Cover art by Rae Neumann

Due to illness and travels and various things, today’s episode will instead come out one week from today, Wednesday March 27th at 11:00am EST. Additionally, because of finals and graduation, there will be no new episode in April.

Thank you for your patience and we'll see you next week!

Transcript of the announcement can be found here

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The clowns play devils trying to slack off on their office jobs in hell.

This episode contains profanity, character death, and animal death.

Today’s game is Idle Hands Make the Devil’s Work created by DonnieDynamo

Bobby Michelle as Michael Bubeel

Rae Neumann as Angela Drake

Sydney Clare as Emelem

(Ft. Hershey as the Hellcat)

Episode Transcription will be available as soon as possible.

Edited by Sydney Clare

Cover art by Rae Neumann

The clowns (and an elephant) play two warring Houses and their servants in a struggle for power (in space!)

This episode contains profanity, violence, character death, and minor threatening of violence against children.

Today’s game is The Fall of House Prosh created by Michael Elliott

Special thanks to our guest elephant, Alex Kingsley, for joining us at the Circus! You can find Alex at alexkingsley.org

All characters are played collectively by Rae Neumann, Sydney Clare, Bobby Michelle, and Alex Kingsley

Character Bank:

Due to finals and the holidays, there will unfortunately be no new episode tomorrow. The Clowns will be returning 1/17/24.

Transcript of the announcement is available here.

Thank you for your understanding

Support us on Patreon

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Email us at tabletopclownsociety@gmail.com

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The clowns play new city watch members attempting to non-violently fight crime in the fantasy suburbs

This episode contains profanity

Today’s game is De-Escalation created by Alex Kingsley

Sydney Clare as the Ringmaster

Florien Collins as Claymore John

Rae Neumann as Stewart Williamson

Bobby Michelle as Janice Nolastname

Episode transcript will be available as soon as possible

Edited by Sydney Clare

Cover art by Rae Neumann

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The Clowns are taking this month off due to our editor getting a concussion and will be back with a new episode in a month, November 15th at 11:00 am EST

Transcript of the announcement can be found here

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Tabletop Clown Society will be switching to a monthly schedule for the time being, releasing on the third Wednesday of every month. Our next episode will come out on October 18th at 11:00 am EST.

Transcript of the announcement can be found here

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The clowns play women who are either on their way to get married or fight to the death

This episode contains profanity, violence, and character death

Today’s game is Blade/Bride created by soumithri

Florien Collins as Gwendolen

Rae Neumann as Cynthia Willowsent

Brief cameo from Sydney Clare

Lend your support to writers and actors on strike here

Episode Transcript will be available as soon as possible

Edited by Sydney Clare

Cover art by...

The clowns play agents investigating the supernatural

This episode contains profanity, insects, violence, and character death

Today’s game is Agents of the O.D.D. created by Jason Tocci

Rae Neumann as the Ringmaster

Florien Collins as Sharon Dwight, Alice, and Jacob

Bobby Michelle as Krystal

Sydney Clare as Edward and Bella

Lend your support to writers and actors on strike here

Episode transcript will be available as soon as possible

Edited by Sydney Cl...

The Clowns are taking this week off to deal with some personal stuff and will be returning with a new episode in a month, September 6th at 11:00 am EST

Transcript of the announcement can be found here

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The clowns play sleazy salespeople at the worst used car dealership in town.

This episode contains profanity and sexual references.

Today’s game is SHITBIRDS created by Monte D. Monteleagre.

Sydney Clare as the Ringmaster and Andrew.

Florien Collins as Paul, the Ringmaster, and Adderall.

Rae Neumann as Mouth, the Ringmaster, and Muppet.

Bobby Michelle as Honda Accord and Sherman.

View Episode Transcript here.

Edited by Sydney Clare.

Cover art by Rae Neumann.

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The clowns play the Fates matchmaking dinosaurs in Victorian London.

This episode contains profanity and mild violence.

Today’s game is Mundane Magic created by Behold Her Studios

Bobby Michelle as the Ringmaster

Rae Neumann as Chess

Sydney Clare as Dell

Florien Collins as Vespera

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Edited by Sydney Clare

Cover art by Rae Neumann

Transcribed by Florien Collins and Sydney Clare

Our theme song is “Stra...

The Clowns are taking this week off to deal with some personal stuff and will be returning with a new episode in two weeks, July 12th at 11:00 am EST

Transcript of the announcement can be found here

Thank you for your understanding

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Email us at tabletopclownsociety@gmail.com

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The clowns play raccoons street-racing to steal the identity of a beloved actress from Star Wars.

This episode contains profanity, cartoon violence, car accidents, and character death.

Today’s game is Crash Pandas created by Grant Howitt

Rae Neumann as the Ringmaster

Florien Collins as Furby

Sydney Clare as Garbage

Bobby Michelle as Bozo

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Edited by Sydney Clare

Cover art by Rae Neumann

Transcribed by Florien Collins

The clowns play fairytale characters rescuing a princess from a dragon in a tower

This episode contains profanity and violence

Today’s game is Roll for Shoes created by DWeird on Story Games forums

Florien Collins as the Ringmaster

Sydney Clare as Spellmeijer

Bobby Michelle as Yesginndd

Rae Neumann as Human Fighter

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Edited by Sydney Clare

Cover art by Rae Neumann

Transcribed by Rae Neumann and Florien Collins

The clowns play a group of teens (and one Normal Adult Human Man) robbing the Space Met Gala

This episode contains profanity, possession, mild body horror, and character death

Today’s game is Teens in Space created by Jonathan Gilmour and Doug Levandowski

Rae Neumann as the Ringmaster

Sydney Clare as Hugh Manfershure

Florien Collins as Rell Ryan

Bobby Michelle as Scomp

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Edited by Sydney Clare

Cover art by Rae Neumann

The clowns play a group of old ladies solving a murder mystery in their small town.

This episode contains profanity, character death, descriptions of blood, and discussions of suicide/implied suicide.

Today’s game is Brindlewood Bay created by Jason Cordova.

Sydney Clare as the Ringmaster.

Rae Neumann as Kassidy Cathowary.

Florien Collins as Sandra John.

Bobby Michelle as Debra Thornton.

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Edited by Sydney Clare.

Cover art by Rae Neumann.

Welcome to the Circus! Episodes releasing every other Wednesday, starting May 3rd, 2023.

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