The Before Hours Podcast

Boris joins us as we discuss toddlers with gaydar, the art of tricking college students, and the worst way to draw Muhammad.

Conspiracies theories, Bobby and Ilya enjoy vicarious misery, and Chris took a girl to see the worst movie imaginable.

Ilya went to the hospital. Rich is garbage. Bobby was a strange boy.

Rich has stuff to say! Eating hot pockets, navigating the borderline girlies, and the science of misgendering.

¡Hola, amigos del desayuno! Ozempic side effects, meeting Alec Baldwin, and finding love on 123 Main Street.

Howdy, breakfast boys. We talk about Bobby's experience with the Tamil Tigers, being censored by Big Corn, and the ethics of bringing your kids to work.

This episode was filmed weeks in advance.Bobby, Ilya, and Brittany talk about sleep paralysis, the H Word, and fighting your dentist.Go follow  @brittonuscardwell she has a special coming out!

The Sleeveless Wonder of the World, Matt Maran, joins us.

We talk John Cage, Donda's bazongas (sorry Ye), and Birthright trips.

Go to the Comedy Fight Club 10 Year Anniversary at The Stand in NYC on Sunday, September 7th at 9pm https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/11429/2025-09-07-210000-comedy-fight-club-10-year-anniversary

I accidentally made friends with a homophobe, so we rated units to compensate.

This is the most editing I've ever done.

Hey breakfast buddies. Jake is back. Go watch "Unalived by Dog Pills" on YouTube. I have dandruff, a weird shaped unit, and, apparently, I wipe wrong. Enjoy!

Enjoy your breakfast, folks. Ilya and Bobby speak about Asian dads, placing yourself on the bell curve, and the limits of artistic liberty.DM Bobby if you're in Scotland in the first two weeks of August and he'll tell you how to see him do standup comedy.

Ilya and Bobby continue to be modern day philosophers. We cover getting tested, gay math, All Eyez on Rafah, and so so much more.

This one's a bit shorter cause I got to the studio late. I will DO BETTER moving forward.

Ilya and I talk about the cognitive dissonance of cult members, the morality of anorectic drugs, and how to beat off in the 90s.

Welcome to episode whatever of The Morning Cereal Hour. Ilya and Bobby talk about getting arrested, scamming old people, and jackin' off at the doctor.

#podcast #halleberry #knowyourrights #funnystories #fortheboys

Hi everyone! Welcome to episode 2 of the Morning Cereal Hour.

Lot of stuff going on. Zoomer girls appropriate boomer humor. Being based is Cringe. And Ilya hates my whimsy (hurtful).#morningroutine #genzvsmillenial #based #cringe #comedypodcast

Today is the first day of the rest of our lives. JOI vids to come.

I make FIGHT videos. For high school kids.

and/or become rich. Ilya Laksin, folks.

My most disagreeable video (hope that's ok)

simple as that

Let me know if you like this or if it was silly.

Thanks for letting me trauma dump

This one is SICK lol (just joking around)

I read two books and now I'm an expert.

Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way.

Thought it'd be helpful, since they're everywhere.

Thank you, m'listeners.

As popular as he is controversial (then and now)

I talk about sleep and Girl Reagan.

Just in case.

Here's my view. James McPherson's "The Battle Cry of Freedom" is a great book. And watch Ken Burns, of course.

What a wild time.

Andrew tells me about his old diet (it involves see men).

He also sings some songs (including one about how I DUMPED him).

Follow him on Insta (@andrewbsteiner) and be sure to watch his special on YouTube, "Toast for Dinner". It comes out May 3.

#nyccrime #homelessness #jonathanhaidt #sadamhussain #podcast

I also talk about homelessness in NYC, Jonathan Haidt's "The Anxious Generation", and the absolute mad lad, Uday Hussein.

Follow me on insta @BobbySheehanLOL but don't spend more than 25 minutes a day there.

I talk about the TikTok ban, my apartment break in, and my dad being hilarious.

Dedicated to Trevor Moore.

Please follow me on Insta (@BobbySheehanLOL), unless you don't want to.

#socialdilemma #makingsense #selfdefenseclass #comedypodcast

Good morning, folks! Zach Vandegrift is a standup comedian.

OCD, insomnia, the baby boy cut, and more!

Follow him on Instagram @handyvandy and go to his show "Rent Controlled" every other Friday at 8pm at Music Inn World Instruments in NYC (next show February 21).

Good morning, folks! Zach Vandegrift is a standup comedian.

OCD, Insomnia, the baby boy cut, and more!Follow him on Instagram @handyvandy and go to his show "Rent Controlled" every other Friday at 8pm at Music Inn World Instruments in NYC (next show February 21).

Good morning, folks! Jake Vevera is a standup comedian.

He tells me about serving in Afghanistan, the power of Ms. Rachel, the time he 0D'd on dog pills, and more.

Watch his special here!Jake Vevera: UnAlived by Dog Pills | Full Comedy Special

Last meals.

Plastic Surgery

My allergy to earnestness

and more!

Jill Weiner is a standup comedian. Follow her on Instagram and Youtube (@Jill_Lives) and visit her website JillLives.com

Good morning, folks! Brennan Tasseff is a standup comedian and podcaster.

He tells me about playing college football, rehab and the court system, and the coolest way to break a car window.

Follow him on all social media @BrennanTComedy, go to BrennanTComedy.com for tour dates, and listen to Your Ex Drinking Buddy Podcast.

Good morning, folks! Wild 'n Out's Jacob Williams joins us.

We talk er0tic fiction, gambling addiction, and how to talk to your heroes.

Watch/listen to his special!

YouTube: Jacob Williams: Unemotional Roller Coaster - Full Comedy Special

(Also available on Amazon and Apple music)

Follow him on Instagram, X, and TikTok for tour dates and more!

Instagram

https://x.com/MrJacobWilliams

TikTok - Make Your Day

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Good morning, folks! Noah Snyder is a standup comedian.

We talk a lot about childhood. Think if "The Wonder Years" were in podcast form. Junior high romance, smoking doobies, telling the priest your sins, and more.

Follow Noah on Instagram (@Noah_Snyder). Good luck finding him on TikTok. If you see him at a park, please be nice to him.

Good morning, folks! Bo Ballew is a standup comedian.

We talk about working in customer service, my bad shoulder, and the worst president of all time.

Follow Bo on Instagram @boboballew

Good morning, folks! Ilya Laksin is a standup comedian.

We talk about Marie Kondo, early oughts shock videos, bird law, and more.

Follow him on Instagram: @ilyalaksin

Good morning, folks! Nick Bailey is a standup comedian and photographer.

We talk about Dexter's Lab, a very old controversy, and our good buddy Marshall.

Follow him on Instagram: @EnvyBaileyX (for comedy) and @Envy_Pictures_NY (for photography).

Good morning, folks! Bryan Vogt-Nilsen is a standup comedian.

He tells me about living with ADHD, his meme coin journey, and getting fleeced by TMZ's Harvey Levin.

Follow him on Instagram and TikTok (@Juandisemo) and watch his movie "Finals Week".

Good morning, folks! Gabby Jordan Brown is a standup comedian.

We talk about Lea Michelle, our president-elect (not for too long), and of course, Mr. Hands.

Followed her on Instagram (@hipsoccermom) and X (BaseballisCamp).

Good morning, folks! Brandon Puff is a standup comedian. We talk about Hugh Jackman, Mike Pence, and Tickles the Clown. Follow him on Instagram @BPuffComedy

Good morning, folks! Brooks Tawil is a standup comedian.

We talk about The Sopranos ending, John Brown, and my old Japanese friend. Follow him on Instagram (@brookstall) and check out Bushwick Comedy Club (@BushwickComedyClub). The Union Forever.

Good morning, folks! Jesse Montanez is a standup comedian and podcaster.

We talk about raw dogging pasta, politically correct swearing, and of course, Playboy.com.

Follow him on Insta and TikTok (@JesseMComic) and Youtube (JesseMontanez44). And check out his podcast, Diablo Radio.

Good morning, folks! David Dobbins is a standup comedian. We talk about Crank, Ken Burns, and David meeting his chili soulmate. Follow him on Instsgram @pastor_dave_bless

Good morning, folks! Rob Van Sant is a professional body builder, amateur chef, and a dad to FIVE dogs. We talk contest prep, training simple, how he became The King of Newark, and more! Follow him on Instagram: @vansant.ifbb #ifbb #comedy #comedypodcast #podcast

Good morning, folks! Ben Miller is a standup comedian and man of science.

We talk about The Sopranos, boy internet, and the trampoline tax.

For tour dates (U.S. and Europe), follow Ben on Instagram (@ThisIsBenMiller) and visit his website, BenMillerComedy.com

Good morning, folks! Keren Margolis and Amanda Gail are standup comedians and podcasters. We debate cut v uncut, Britney Spears, and protein shakes. Go to their next show in NYC at The Stand on Thursday, Oct. 10 at 7pm: https://thestandnyc.com//shows/show/9630/20241010-700-pm-keren-margolis-amanda-gail-present-the-audacity Check out their podcast "The Audacity" wherever you get podcasts. Follow Keren on Instagram @kerenmargolis Follow Amanda on Instagram @the_amanda_gail

Good morning, folks!

Ben Kirschenbaum is standup comedian. We talk about learning a new language, driving in Tunisia, and what constitutes an "emergency".

Follow him on Instagram (@benkirschenbaum) and watch his special "Big Picture" by going to Mark Normand's YouTube channel or clicking here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6AorYXiGww

Good morning, folks! J Turner is a standup comedian.

We talk Diddy, 2Pac, and most importantly, naps.

Follow him on Instagram (@jturner3000) and subscribe to his Youtube channel (jturner3000).

Good morning, folks!

Helen Wildy is a standup comedian.We talk about Coming to America (from Northern Ireland), her Hanson obsession, and my favorite Spanish restaurant.

Follow Helen on Instagram @HowTheHelen

Good morning, folks!

Gene Meyer is a musician, therapist, and standup comedian. We talk about singing in a grindcore band, reading the mean comments, and laughing when you're not supposed to.

Follow him on Instagram (genemeyerlol) and listen to Bandit wherever you get music.

Good morning, folks!

Chase is a standup comedian.We talk about living with birds, being a new Yu-Gi-Oh! fan, and the importance of relocating.

Follow Chase on all social media platforms (@chasedurousseau).

Good morning, folks! Devin Lake is a comedian, actor, and rapper.

We talk about Shakespeare, being on probation, and brushing your teeth with baking soda.

Find his music on Apple Music or Spotify and follow him on Instagram (@devin_lake).

Good morning, folks!

Derick Gonzalez is a comedian, DJ, and voice actor. We talk about working with kids, DJ requests, and performing for JoJo Siwa.

Following Derick on Instagram and TikTok (@officiallyderickgonzalez). See him perform live: https://citywinery.com/new-york-city/events/brown-sugar-brunch-pke3z0

Good morning, folks!

Antonio is a standup comedian and podcaster.We talk about car trouble in Quebec, the Eminem-Mariah Carey beef, and Jerry Tillinghast

Follow Antonio on Instagram (@antoniothecomical), listen to his podcast The Smoking Simian, and read his Substack (abarbosa.substack.com).

Good morning, folks!

Igor Martinez is a standup comedian.We talk about fleeing Venezuela, terrible jobs, and most importantly, Pop-Tarts.

Follow Igor on Instagram and Threads (@igormartinezcomedy).

Good morning, folks!

Jamie Wolf is a standup comedian and podcaster.

We talk about cults, dating apps v meeting IRL, and the importance of being a *fun* liberal.

Listen to Jamie's podcast, Can I Go Home Now. Follow him on Instagram (@JamieWolfComedy) and visit his website, jamiewolfcomedy.com

Good morning, folks!

Danny Polishchuk is a standup comedian.We talk about selling Cutco Knives, our hero Dr. Mike Israetel, and our even bigger hero Rob Ford.

Follow Danny on X and Instagram: DannyJokes

And check out his podcasts:

Boyscast w/ Ryan Long every Friday (including the episode with Dr. Mike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA3UUQTFXGc)

Low Value Mail every Monday

Bath House every Tuesday

Good morning, folks! Christopher Reiter is a standup comedian. We talk about being a people pleaser, Nike At Nite, and the congestion pricing controversy. Follow Christopher on Instagram and TikTik: @ChristopherTheComic

Good morning, folks!

Jeff Scheen is a standup comedian.We talk about tackling shoplifters, doing improv, and almost becoming a cop.

Follow him on Instagram and YouTube @Newyorkjeffrey  and visit www.jeffscheen.com

Good morning, folks! Keith Chase is a standup comedian. We talk about grief, wakes v shivas, and The Boss, Bruce Springsteen. Follow him on Instagram and TikTok ( @chasetheshortguy ), and X (@ChasingKeith).

Good morning, folks!

Ryan Erwin is a standup comedian. We talk about Tiger King, growing up as a CODA, and of course, the latest season of Survivor

Follow him on Instagram and TikTok, @RyErwin

Good morning, folks!

Sarah Adelman is a standup comedian. We talk about being type A, the origins of neonatal incubators, and the prefect about of microplastics to ingest.

Follow her on Instagram (@SarahAdelman1), visit her website (SarahAdelmanComedy.com), and go see her solo show at Under St Marks Theater on August 22, 23, and 24.

Good morning, folks!

Paddy Defino is a standup comedian. We talk about h0rny season, being an alter boy, and objecting at weddings.

Follow  @newsfrombed  on YouTube and follow him on Instagram (@Paddy_is_Funky).

Good morning, folks!

Garri Madera is a standup comedian. We talk about Romana Didulo, taking naps, and hanging out at The Hip Hop Show.

Follow him on Instagram (@GarCom), listen to his podcast, Democracy Mao, and go to his "Secret Sauce Comedy Show" on Sundays at 8pm at Beauty Bar in Manhattan.

Good morning, folks!

Ben Miller is a standup comedian. We talk about our recent tour, going to Gilbert's Lodge, and visiting the Eminem hole.

See him on the road! Follow him on Instagram (@ThisISBenMiller) and go to BenMillerComedy.com

Good morning, folks!

Nick Tilleli is a standup comedian.We talk gym etiquette, being only children, and The Slim Shady LP.

Follow him on Instagram: @nicktilleli

Good morning, folks! Patrick Holbert is a standup comedian.

We talk about perfectionism, fatherhood, and crying with the boys.

Follow him on Instagram: @TheHolbertReport

Good morning, folks!

Michael Good is a standup comedian.He tells me how to handle people oversharing, having a pet monkey, and his new middle name.

Follow him in Insta (MichaelGoodComedy). DM him that you listened to this episode and he will follow you back. Also, check out Morning Good Podcast on YouTube.

Good morning, folks!

Rob Van Sant is a professional body builder and close childhood friend of yours truly. We talked about being weird little kids, muscle worship, and balancing pursuing your dreams and enjoying life.

Follow him on Instagram: vansant.ifbb

Good morning, folks!

Sean Barry is a standup comedian.We talk about playing college football, Better Call Saul v Breaking Bad, and Gay Guy Parties v Straight Guy Parties.

Follow Sean on all social media platforms (@SeanBarryComic) and check out his Substack https://substack.com/@seanbarrycomic

Good morning, folks! Chris Cheney is standup comedian. We talk screw drivers vs. mimosas, the art of correcting people, and playing a good ol' fashioned game of Cat Boner. Follow him on all social media platforms @NotThatCheney, check out his website NotThatCheney.com, and go to his next show at the Comedy Shop in NYC on Tuesday, April 30.

Good morning, folks! Osheé Baugus is a standup comedian.

He tells me about having a tough mom, being queer but not gay, and the time he was a plumber in Iraq.

Follow him on Instagram (@osheebaugus) and check him out at the Meadowlands Comedy Festival in New Jersey.

Good morning, folks! Danit Sibs is a standup comedian.

We talk about Jadakiss’ legacy, navigating the U.S. healthcare system, and getting kicked off Birthright.

Follow her on Instagram (@DanitSibs) and go to The Hot Box on Friday, April 5 at Work'n'roll in NYC (featuring DJ Vinny Goods).

Good morning, folks! Cesh Reyes is standup comedian.

We talk about detoxing from coffee, being a professional matchmaker, and dating in New York City (which is hard).

Follow her on Instagram: @seshreyes

Good morning, folks!

Natan Badalov is a standup comedian.We talk about Uzbekistan, learning to empathize more, and the South Park episode that ruined my life.

Follow Natan on Instagram (@natanbadalov), or don't.

Good morning, folks!

Ari Shield is a standup comedian. We've both worked for shady companies. Ari aced the ASVAB test. I failed the Lady Bug test.

Follow Ari on Instagram (@TheRealAriShield), send him an email (AriShieldComedy@gmail.com), and listen to his podcast, Say Good Say Better (available on all streaming platforms).

Good morning, folks!

Boris Khaykin is standup comedian. He talks about growing up in Ukraine, bleeding green blood, and raising his kid to be a bodybuilder.

Follow him on Instagram: @theborisk

Good morning, folks! Clayton Smith is a standup comedian, actor, and playwright.

We talk about being fat little boys, the horniest ice cream flavor, and what the 90s were all about.

Follow Clatyon on Instagram, TikTok, and X (@clayjaysmith) and go to his 30th Birthday Show at Grove 34 on March 15 in NYC.

Good morning, folks! Brendan Sagalow is a standup comedian.

We talk about J. K. Rowling's new book, being sober on NYE, and the time a woman Ray Riced me.

Follow Brendan on Instagram (@brendansagalow), check out his Twitch (sags2riches), and keep a lookout for his comedy special on Youtube ( @BrendanSagalow).

Good morning, folk! Frankie Hoy is a standup comedian and podcaster.

We talk about soccer tryouts in Europe, van life, and the politics of being a pocho.

Follow @FrankieHoy on everything, subscribe to  @areal_pow  on YouTube, and listen to his podcast, Keep on Trucking.

Good morning, folks! Mark Henely is a standup comedian.

We talk about stealing from Target, fighting people in the nursing home, and eating chili with a fork.

Follow Mark on Instagram and TikTok (@MarkHenely) and follow Comedy Fight Club on Instagram (@ComedyFightClubNYC).

Good morning, folks!

Bo Ballew is a standup comedian and podcaster. We talk sobriety, what to order at Chili's, and the best Planet Fitness in NYC.

Follow him on Instagram (@boboballew) and watch the 1975 noir/thriller, "Night Moves", staring Gene Hackman.

Good morning, folks! Patrick Haggerty is a standup comedian. We talk about doing triathlons, getting engaged, and his shower-bath-shower routine. Follow him on Instagram (@patrickhaggertycomedy) and subscribe to his Youtube channel (@patrickhaggerty3167).

Good morning, folks! Camille Roberts is a standup comedian. We talk about living alone, nostalgic depression, and exercising for vanity vs utility. Follow Camille on Instagram and TikTok (@CamilleRobertsVerified).

Good morning, folks! Tony Sykowski is a standup comedian.

We talk about cheap therapists, not drinking our calories, and alpha male poetry.

Follow Tony on Instagram and TikTok (@TonySykowski).

Nathan Orton is a standup comedian and actor. We talk about his v0lcel journey, making friend in the sauna, and most importantly, what he eats for breakfast.

Follow him on Instagram and TikTok (nathanortonnyc) and watch Cobell Engery (CombellEnergy.com)!

Good morning, folks! Andrew Steiner is a stand-up comedian and YouTube sensation.

We talk about open relationships, getting expelled from school, and of course, reaching enlightenment.

Follow Andrew on Instagram and YouTube (@ndrewsteiner)

Good morning, folks! Brooks Tawil is a standup comedian. We discuss Napolean, Catholic school v Yeshiva, and my first hemorrhoid.

Follow him on Insta and TikTok (@BrooksTawil) and see him perform live on Christmas at Saint Mark's Comedy Club!

Good morning, folks! Standup comedian Ben Miller is back.

We talk about bad dates, taking care of drunk people, and the world's weirdest science experiment.

Follow him on Instagram (@ThisIsBenMilller) and be sure to see him when he comes to your city.

Good morning, folks! Dan Pulzello is a stand-up comedian.

We talk about setting multiple alarms, the necessity of talking shit, and the fragility/preciousness of democracy.

Follow him on Instagram (@DanPulzello) - all the other platforms SUCK (in his opinion).

Good Morning, folks! Rich Happel is a standup comedian and podcaster. Follow him on Instagram (@richhappelcomedy), follow his podcast The Happel Hour, and subscribe to his Patreon (RichHappelComedy). I show my feet at the end.

Good Morning, folks! Ryan Erwin is a standup comedian, former Mormon, and current homosexual. Follow him on Instagram and TikTok (@ryerwin), and Facebook, YouTube, and X (RyanErwinComedy).