Unserious Darts

We look at everyone and everything that is bothering us in darts, from a wasp to punching a table.

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Events at a gig, midlife crisis updates, Barry Hearn’s nightmare, Gary Anderson’s chainsaw, and darts.

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Exhibition fury, Price’s missing coat, free dartboards, audio Panini action, and a tirade about the moon.

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A bad song, stickers, a Littler backlash, talking, a sad farewell, and the Dartsmas schedule.

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A boozy taste test, some sickening content, eaves, Luke Humphries’ demise, and a weekend preview.

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Sea-dwelling darts fans, head blood, Noppert’s voice, Pro Tour worries, Premier Beau, and slow walk-ons.

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A new board, some live researching, pub furniture acquisition, and a Grand Slam preview.

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Grand Slam qualification mystery, baby dog dress up, Star Wars, slim Gerwyn, and some blood.

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Spoilers and spoiling, Dirk’s meltdown, Euro Championship preview, Price noise, and Littler loses it.

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Cooking a chicken, a Grand Prix preview, a game, energy gels, online abuse, and Gerwyn Price’s noise.

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A hosting takeover, will talk, racing car darts, Leicester romance, midlife crisis chat, a game, and a meat drink.

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Secrets, pizzas, waiter power play, an unlikely champion, midlife crisis talk, changing arms, and sadness.

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The return of divorced MVG, a special guest, crazy darts, midlife crisis action, drugs, and some new equipment.

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A beer snake, walk-on rage, weight loss, a dream nightmare, and a mid-life crisis allegation.

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A classic final, dancing, a proposal proposal, a long neck, some big muscles, and trouble in Prague.

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Nicknames, some shocking seniors news, a bulked-up cat, and some Popeye content.

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A Hotland-based pod, a death threat, down under darts, sobriety, and the Triple Crown.

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Do kitchen appliances have feelings? And also some darts stuff…

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A bad Nando’s, backstage battling, a Heta lookalike, dirty Gilding, mouthy players, and some predictions.

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Stupid rain, a World Matchplay preview, childbirth, old players talking rubbish, and a fantastic tournament idea.

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Chocolate pasties, qualifications, Baltic Sea darts, over-hugging, acts of charity, and missing luggage.

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Darts Conspiracies Dot Com, another underwhelming tournament, onstage tooting, and a spy accusation.

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The 2025 World Cup of Darts. Arguably the greatest sporting tournament of all time… discussed.

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Splots, snakes, percentages, Pricey politics, and a World Cup preview.

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The Premier League still annoys, an annoying weekend tournament, butter talk, pranks, and a useless union.

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Big Brother, Paul Lim, whistling Germans, breaking Pope news, Clayton’s brain, racism, and nose fat.

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A car boot sale gem, hero Humphries, a night out in Newcastle, a massive bust, and some complaints about prizes.

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Intro analysis, a Littler fashion deal, a Menzies meltdown, a German referee, and a gaming distraction.

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Some co-host abuse, MVG bird talk, a stadium pond, sweets, a sign plan, and nine-dart boredom.

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More behind-the-scenes Modus chat, bounce-out danger, an eventful weekend for James Wade, and some tournament talk.

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A six-hour road trip to one of the hearts of UK darts, and a look ahead at one of the best tournaments of the year.

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Throat illness, whistling table responsibility, food labelling, and Seniors coverage confusion.

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A hosting takeover, crowd fights, Exeter, cabinet lights, infiltration, and a Premier League preview.

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Lockdown lessons, a cash boost, Masters love, a fancy watch, alternate investments, and Euro grumpiness.

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More carvery talk, the Masters previewed, MVG’s shirt crime, and Littler’s birthday celebrations assessed.

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Domestic imprisonment, dangerous trophies, the awfulness of Bahrain, another box game, and carvery chat.

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A look back at the World Championship final, some serious doubts about the Premier League line-up, and a sour apple.

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Our Christmas night out, some Ally Pally grumbling, a semi preview, and a look at some actual statistics.

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Unserious breakfasts, a nine-darter, golf moustaches, Gilding’s listening choices, a killer snake, and a chopping injury.

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Embarrassment, a downfall, childhood memories, two theories, a special diet, and more van der Voort opinions.

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A snapped barrel, a hero comes and goes, a big boy, a dodgy accent, a box, crowd complaints, and more.

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A close look at the Ally Pally customer rules, and a preview of the World Darts Championship.

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The first part of our ‘Game of Throws’ deep dive, with bullet points and everything.

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Avoiding scammers, Littler criticism, a crying youth, visible balls, and the draw for the Worlds.

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Luke Littler’s refuelling habits, bargains accidental and otherwise, a box, some specialist headgear, and some darts.

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Exhaustion, a radical shift in power, watching the darts on a phone, more whistler hate, and our night out at Nissan.

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Some confusion, a new Unserious legend, darts comes to Sunderland, and a brilliant 1959 radio series.

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Euro chaos, an Edhousehouse, fatigue, unserious Pooh, experiments, sponsor sadness, and a revamped tournament.

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Some darts stuff, costume suggestions, a fight-off, and some flying fear.

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Excuses, chip talk, darts previews, the Argos gift guide, and criticism of a comeback.

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An outdoor episode, looking back and looking forward, and talking about assorted injuries and car park sizes.

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A missed tournament, a moving victory speech, and the World Cup of Darts previewed.

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Our serious counterparts, darts we didn’t watch, the World Cup, yawn suppression, and homemade glue.

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Young lads winning stuff, booze smuggling, a well-tended beard, and the grim prospect of Saudi darts.

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Exams, different opinions, new darts, a good documentary, and Kim’s recovery.

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A wasted youth, Huybrechts gets duffed up, Kiel facts, a quiz is renamed, and a Modus update.

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Insulting tough Scots, insulting soft English, Michael Smith’s noise, a quiz, and some Dutch opinions.

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Pronunciations, classical music, the wrath of the Liverpool crowd, and darts previews.

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Hosting hijack, maximum joy, some MVG s-housery, a new segment, and more darting youth.

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Chaos in Manchester, authoritarian security methods, crow intervention, and approval-craving.

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The flattest Premier League night revealed, nemesis talk, an Apprentice diversion, a Germany preview, a glance at Modus, and a rant.

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Rowdy predictions, championing methods, airport baked goods, salt facts, seniors, and hands full of darts magic.

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Water theft, aggression, Pokemon Go, leading a protest in sandals, and post-match punch.

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Players we like and dislike (and our permanent favourite), a look back at the UK Open, a sad darting loss, and more Kim news.

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Premier League reaction, UK Open preview, slap descriptions, a new list, and listeners’ questions.

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We look at the in-depth broadsheet interview that the darts prodigy has just given and argue about walk-ons…

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