The Phosphene Catalogue
By: Tris Oaten
Language: en
Categories: Fiction, Drama, Arts, Visual, Leisure, Crafts
An urban fantasy podcast of tape recordings by the curator of a secretive London-based art auction house.The Phosphene Catalogue is a 1970s mail-order catalogue, specialising in those items that cannot be sold at other auction houses: Paintings of lost origin, statues that are too grotesque for public display, and books better left unread...Episodes fortnightly.
Episodes
3.4 - Steering The Craft & Gytrash
Dec 12, 2025Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Steering The Craft", Goody Shipton, Late 1960s. A Perfumed Watercolour on Cardboard, 10in X 8in
and
"Gytrash", Mark Norman, 1925, Rogue Taxidermy of an Unknown Animal
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📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/3-4-steering-145368861
🦣 Mastodon https://namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produce...
3.3 - Drawings of Disaggregation & Dreams of the Red House
Nov 27, 2025Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Drawings Of Disaggregation", Peter Tidd 1959. A Hierarchical Set of Pencil Drawings
and
"Dreams Of the Red House", Phillip Web, painted between 1860 and 1915. A Red House Surrounded by Mist. Oil on Linen, Oak Frame
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📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/3-2-erinnerungen-142485778
🦣 Mastodon https://namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is...
3.2 - Erinnerungen & Civil Twilight
Nov 20, 2025Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Erinnerungen", Unknown Artist, Early 1941. A Single-sided Gramophone Recording of a Solo Violin
"Civil Twilight", Elbwin Reydan, 1972, Oil on Canvas, Agarwood Frame
Subscriber to our patreon for bonus episodes, merch, and more! https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/3-2-erinnerungen-142485778
🦣 Mastodon https://namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Tha...
3.1 - Hireth & Pendragon's Tears
Oct 31, 2025Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Hireth", an oil painting by Demetria De Witte
"Pendragon's Tears", A Ruby and Carved Silver Necklace
Subscriber to our patreon for bonus episodes, merch, and more! https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/142169655
🦣 Mastodon https://namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, b...
2.7 - Morgan Le Fey & Mariners' Risk
Jan 23, 2025Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
Morgan Le Fey, a 3-volume set by Jacob Sprenger
Mariners' Risk, a watercolour painting by Sarah Porter
Subscriber to our patreon for bonus episodes, merch, and more! https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/119634075
🦣 Mastodon https://namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports...
2.6 - The Garden & Golden Oracle
Jan 09, 2025Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"The Garden" a watercolour painting by Josephine Croft
"Golden Oracle", a linen tapestry Kurbak and Posch
The next episode available is available TODAY for subscribers: https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript:
🦣 Mastodon https://namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers...
2.5 - Portrait of a Young Man & Casket of Wonders
Dec 27, 2024Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Portrait of a Young Man", an oil painting by Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino
"Casket of Wonders", a walnut box by Embriachi Workshop
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117816210
🦣 Mastodon https://masto.namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
- Step
2.4 - Happenings & Fey Tails
Dec 12, 2024Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"The Juniper Tree", an oil painting by Olive Yorke
The next episode available is available TODAY for subscribers: https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript:
🦣 Mastodon https://masto.namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
- Stephen McCandless
2.3 - The Sentinal & The Unquiet
Nov 28, 2024Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"The Sentinel", a statue by Audrey Pennington
"The Unquiet", a late 18th Century. Bronze Singing BowlThe next episode available is available TODAY for subscribers: https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript:
🦣 Mastodon https://masto.namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
2.2 - Lithocarta & The Stranger
Nov 14, 2024Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Lithocarta", An Astrological Star Map Carved in Stone
"The Stranger", Henri Beauchamp. Oil on Canvas, Teak Frame
The next episode available is available TODAY for subscribers: https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115091892
🦣 Mastodon https://masto.namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports...
2.1 - Huijia & Sirens
Oct 31, 2024Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Huija", an ink wash painting by Li Zhen.
"Sirens", an oil painting by Sarah Porter.
The next episode available is available TODAY for subscribers: https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/2-1-huijia-114567058
🦣 Mastodon https://masto.namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who...
1.7 - The Shipwreck & Endings
Apr 11, 2024Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/1-7-shipwreck-101222447
▶️ THANK YOU! ▶️
That’s a wrap for season 1! And now, some updates:
Firstly, did you know we have a Patreon? I know, how unusual!
We’re putting together some digital and physical free gifts, and will be sending them out to our patrons ahead of Season 2, soon.
There are more benefits, including a private area of the Discord server available to patrons at http://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
We’re an independent production, the show is just Wolfie and I, and we are so g...
1.6 - Undercroft & Watercolour Ophelia
Mar 28, 2024Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/1-6-undercroft-100345597
The next episode available is available right now for subscribers: https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
▶️ THANK YOU! ▶️
Hi folks, Tris here, writer of The Phosphene Catalogue.
Thank you so much for listening to our show!
It's an independent production with just Wolfie and I working on it, and so you bet we have a Patreon with cool perks for you:
patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
Our membership starts at just 3 pounds a month, and for your support you'll get access to early episodes ahead of the publ...
1.5 - The Book & Iron Coin
Mar 14, 2024Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/1-5-book-iron-98986981
The next episode available is available right now for subscribers: https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
▶️ THANK YOU! ▶️
Hi folks, Tris here, writer of The Phosphene Catalogue.
Thank you so much for listening to our show!
It's an independent production with just Wolfie and I working on it, and so you bet we have a Patreon with cool perks for you:
patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
Our membership starts at just 3 pounds a month, and for your support you'll get access to early episodes ahead of the publ...
1.4 - Haunted Reel & Motion Picture
Feb 22, 2024Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/1-4-haunted-reel-98523557
The next episode available is available right now for subscribers: https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
▶️ THANK YOU! ▶️
Hi folks, Tris here, writer of The Phosphene Catalogue.
Thank you so much for listening to our show!
It's an independent production with just Wolfie and I working on it, and so you bet we have a Patreon with cool perks for you:
patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
Our membership starts at just 3 pounds a month, and for your support you'll get access to early episodes ahead of the publ...
1.3 - Tapestry & Modern Art
Feb 15, 2024Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/1-3-tapestery-97651268
The next episode available is available right now for subscribers: https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
▶️ THANK YOU! ▶️
Hi folks, Tris here, writer of The Phosphene Catalogue.
Thank you so much for listening to our show!
It's an independent production with just Wolfie and I working on it, and so you bet we have a Patreon with cool perks for you:
patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
Our membership starts at just 3 pounds a month, and for your support you'll get access to early episodes ahead of the publ...
1.2 - Charcoal Rolls
Feb 01, 2024Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/97061548
The next episode available is available right now for subscribers: https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
▶️ THANK YOU! ▶️
Hi folks, Tris here, writer of The Phosphene Catalogue.
Thank you so much for listening to our show!
It's an independent production with just Wolfie and I working on it, and so you bet we have a Patreon with cool perks for you:
patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
Our membership starts at just 3 pounds a month, and for your support you'll get access to early episodes ahead of the public feed, be...
1.1 - We See Light Where Others See Only Darkness
Jan 18, 2024Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/96692821
▶️ THANK YOU! ▶️
Hi folks, Tris here, writer of The Phosphene Catalogue.
Thank you so much for listening to our show!
It's an independent production with just Wolfie and I working on it, and so you bet we have a Patreon with cool perks for you:
patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
Our membership starts at just 3 pounds a month, and for your support you'll get access to early episodes ahead of the public feed, behind-the-scenes updates direct from us and access to a private Discord channel on my server.
If...
Teaser #2 - "The Shipwreck", Sarah Porter
Jan 16, 2024Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/96496344
This is the final teaser for The Phosphene Catalogue, a NAMTAO production.
Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts to listen to Season 1, arriving in January '24.
For our merch store, mastodon account, and Patreon. Check out our website,
https://phosphenecatalogue.com
If you like what you hear and would like to support us, and get bonus episodes and other perks, please sign up to our Patreon!
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Teaser #1 - "The Oneironauts", Agata Wójcik
Jan 08, 2024Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/95563587
You just heard the first teaser for The Phosphene Catalogue, a NAMTAO production.
Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts to listen to Season 1, arriving in January '24.
For our merch store, mastodon account, and Patreon. Check out our website,
https://phosphenecatalogue.com
If you like what you hear and would like to support us, and get bonus episodes and other perks, please sign up to our Patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/modemprometheus
▶️ LISTEN TO MORE NAMTAO MUSIC ▶️
Spotify http://oat.sh/namtao-s...