Be Kind, Please Rewind!
By: Joe Gould
Language: en
Categories: Tv, Film, Reviews
Joe and Adam travel all across the globe in their quest to discover good cinema (mostly B-movies). Season 1: The Millennium series of Godzilla films Season 2: Early King Kong films, plus Mighty Joe Young (1949) Season 3: Hammer Films' Frankenstein series (Peter Cushing!) Season 4: Pre-bankruptcy Marvel Comics films (Part 1) Season 5: Rankin/Bass Christmas specials and Ernest P. Worrell Season 6: Pre-millennial video game movies Questions, comments, or requests? Send a message to bekind.pleaserewind.vhspodcast@gmail.com
Episodes
Episode 79: Frosty the Snowman (1969) / Frosty's Winter Wonderland (1976)
Dec 15, 2025Double Feature! Come join us as we revisit two Christmas classics: Frosty the Snowman (1969) and Frosty's Winter Wonderland (1976)!
In the original (which everyone has seen), we see the origin story of Frosty as he has an epic clash with the evil magician, Professor Hinkle! Will the neighborhood Karen survive?!?
Then, in the lesser-known sequel, Frosty takes a wife as he navigates the tricky winds of Jack Frost! Who will hold the broom?
Duration: 00:50:38Episode 78: Jack Frost (1979)
Dec 05, 2025Tis the Season for Rankin/Bass specials! Kicking off our holiday episodes, come join us with some hot cocoa as we discuss the merits of Jack Frost (1979).
Narrated by Pardon Me Pete (the most famous groundhog in the world), Jack Frost tells the tale of how the elfish ice sprite attempts to win over his true love.
Will Jack get the girl? Will he get fired by his creator and boss, Old Man Winter? Will all of this lead to the creation of Groundhog Day? Come find out!
Duration: 00:44:56Episode 77: Friday the 13th, Part 5: A New Beginning (1985)
Dec 01, 2025After 4 movies with the lovable Jason (and his mother), the Friday the 13th franchise decided to go in a bold new direction and begin what would become a new trilogy of films.
The result? This movie was so bad, and people were so disappointed, that the "new beginning" only lasted one movie. Jason returned in Part 6!
So, while we don't necessarily recommend watching this movie, come join us as we discuss Friday the 13th, Part 5: A New Beginning (1985)!
Duration: 00:27:18Episode 76: Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)
Nov 21, 2025While Michael Myers makes a cameo appearance in this movie as an actor (they play the original movie in the background!), the Shape as a force to be reckoned with is nowhere to be found in the third installment of the franchise.
Instead, we get the tale of an Irish witch sacrificing millions of children to the season of Winter by using trick-of-treating masks empowered by dust from Stonehenge via hidden microchips. Get all that? Welcome to Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)!
Duration: 00:32:42Episode 75: The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
Nov 13, 2025Frank and Freddy play with the chemical toxins responsible for The Night of the Living Dead (1968). Then Burt helps Ernie cover it up. But the cover up wakes up the long-term residents of Resurrection Cemetery, who terrorize a group of 1980s teenagers looking for a fun time...
Sounds like a blast! Actually, as the city of Louisville finds out, that may be part of the solution.
Come join us as we review the classic film, The Return of the Living Dead (1985)!
Duration: 00:40:32Episode 74: Return of the Fly (1959)
Nov 07, 2025The Fly returns! Actually, his son returns as a new, cheaper, version. But we do get a Fly in a tuxedo!
In the cash grab sequel to the original classic, Philippe blackmails his uncle Francois (Vincent Price) into helping him recreate his father's work. Ultimately, history repeats itself when Philippe falls into the web of his evil assistant Alan Hinds...
Duration: 00:40:48Episode 73: The Fly (1958)
Oct 29, 2025Buzz...Buzz... "Help me! Help me!"...Buzz...Buzz...
Originally a short story in an inappropriate men's magazine, The Fly (1958) took no time to fly to all-time classic status. A workaholic (and slightly insane) scientist Andre invents the first teleportation machine (take that, Star Trek!). After a mishap with the family cat, he tests the machine on himself. Shockingly, it does not go according to plan!
Add Andre's brother (who secretly loves Andre's wife) and the local Canadian Inspector, and you got a mess of a good movie!
Duration: 00:35:59Episode 72: The Return of Swamp Thing (1989)
Oct 17, 2025Swamp Thing is back in the Bayou! With a new suit and accent, Dick Durock once again stars in The Return of Swamp Thing (1989). A loose sequel to the 1982 film, Abbie Arcane (Heather Locklear) appears at Anton Arcane's mansion, seeking to find out what happened to her mother many years prior.
Little does she know, her DNA is a key ingredient that Arcane needs to make his magical swamp formula! The good news is that she loves plants and Swamp Thing likes to follow around and protect young women.
Duration: 00:42:19Episode 71: Swamp Thing (1982)
Oct 10, 2025Directed by the great Wes Craven, Swamp Thing (1982) is a hard-to-find cult classic that follows the adventures of mad scientist Anton Arcane as he chases down a magic formula that has transformed Dr. Alec Holland into Swamp Thing!
Swamp Thing also protects (and stares at) government agent Alice Cable as she is on the run from Arcane also. Nothing says romance like a bath in a murky swamp filled with alligators!
Episode 70: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
Oct 02, 2025In this milestone episode, we take a closer look at the greatest B-movie of all-time, Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) by the Chiodo Brothers, who are widely known for their special effects in movies such as Critters and Ernest Scared Stupid.
In this movie, aliens resembling clowns stop by earth to re-stock their fridge (are the dogs safe??). Can the local goofball college students and their police officer friend save the day?
Episode 69: James Gunn's Superman (2025) and The New Adventures of Superman (1966)
Sep 24, 2025Time for a double-header! First, we look at James Gunn's Superman (2025) [aka James Gunn Present Superman IV: A Quest for Peace Part 2] and the spiritual successor to some Superman show, the first season of The New Adventures of Superman (1966).
Duration: 00:44:04Episode 68: Captain America: The Pyun Cut (1990)
Sep 22, 2025Last season, we did an in-depth review of Captain America (1990). Little did we know that Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Video would release the restored Director's Cut! Join us as we discuss the merits of this version of the film.
New cult classic? Is this version great? Is this version good? Is the disliked original better than the director's vision? Let's find out together as we explore Captain America: The Pyun Cut!
Duration: 00:14:35Episode 67: Superman: The Last Son of Krypton (1996, Pilot)
Sep 17, 2025Time for another Super episode! This time we set our sights on Superman: The Last Son of Krypton (1996), otherwise known as the first three episodes of the popular Superman: The Animated Series.
Episode 66: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (Pilot, 1993)
Sep 03, 2025Join us as we look at the double-episode TV pilot of Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, which aired from 1993-1997. While the plot is a little all-over-the-place in the pilot, we get to see what many would argue is the collectively best cast in the history of Superman, including Dean Cain (Superman), Teri Hatcher (Lois Lane), Lane Smith (Perry White), and John Shea (Lex Luthor).
Look up!
Duration: 00:56:19Episode 65: Superman 4: The Quest for Peace (1987)
Aug 17, 2025Welcome back to the conclusion of the Christopher Reeve's Superman era! Not counting the horrid spiritual successor, Superman Returns, of course.
Featuring the returning Lex Luthor (Gene Hackman), this movie sees Superman take over the world! Not really, but Superman does try to force the end of the nuclear age, and what could go wrong with that?
Plus, we get what could have been a really cool villain (Nuclear Man). And we almost got to see Bizarro, but his scenes were cut...
Duration: 00:47:35Episode 64: Superman 3 (1983)
Aug 07, 2025And now for something completely different...
While not well received by Superfandom, we argue that compared to many 1980s films, Superman III (1983) has aged like a fine wine. Where else can you get Richard Pryor as a mad scientist (of sorts), the prototype for Zach Snyder's Superman, the first (unofficial) Brainiac, and a rude Superman who throws beer nuts?
Come join the fun with Superman III.
Duration: 00:40:33Episode 63: Superman Returns (2006)
Jul 28, 2025Intended as a legacy sequel to Superman I and II, Superman returns to earth after abandoning the earth and a pregnant Lois for 5 years! Working under the assumption she still received the kiss of amnesia, you would think this would set up an interesting plot for a movie, but...not so much.
Thankfully, this podcast is significantly shorter than the runtime of Superman Returns (2006)! Come join us!
Duration: 00:46:26Episode 62: Superman 2: The Richard Lester vs Richard Donner Cuts (1980, 2006)
Jul 15, 2025Welcome to the original Snyder Cut! Well, kind of....
Released in 2006, Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut is a re-edited director's cut of Superman II (1980). In fact, the edits are so dramatic that it is like watching an entirely different movie.
The back story is that Superman I and II were being filmed simultaneously, but prior to the completion of Superman II, the director (Richard Donner) was unceremoniously fired and replaced by Richard Lester, who completed the second movie. Come join us as we look at both versions!
Duration: 00:37:20Episode 61: Superman: The Fleischer Cartoons (1941-1943)
Jul 07, 2025Join us as we dive into the classic Superman short films produced by Fleischer Studios. These 17 shorts were released between 1941 and 1943, and in these films, we get all kinds of wonderful 6-minute adventures (from mad scientists to off-brand Godzilla to Superman fighting the Nazis and their allies).
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It's...classic wartime propaganda!
Duration: 00:40:18Episode 60: Supergirl (1984)
Jun 23, 2025Supergirl (1984) is the 4th film in the Superman film series set in the Christopher Reeve universe. This movie sees Supergirl run away from her misdeeds on her home planet and play private school girl on Earth. While you would think this premise combined with witches and warlocks would be box office gold, it didn't quite work out that way.
Also, while Superman is absent from this film, we do get Jimmy Olson, Lucy Lane, and a Superman poster with Christopher Reeve's likeness!
Duration: 01:00:27Episode 59: Superman and the Mole-Men (1951)
Jun 16, 2025Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's the Mole-Men!
In Superman and the Mole-Men (1951), we join George Reeves' Superman as he confronts a small town that is not playing nice with their underground neighbors. Is it really a big deal that everything the little people touch glows in the dark? Or that they carry a mean looking vacuum cleaner?
In the first Superman theatrical film (not including the serials), we are first exposed to the Superman we would later come to love in the Adventures of Superman (television series, 1952-58).
Duration: 00:47:40Episode 58: Street Fighter Alpha: The Animation (1999 or 2000)
Jun 04, 2025Concluding our series on early video game IPs adapted to film, we review Street Fighter Alpha: The Animation, also known as Street Fighter Zero: The Movie. This OVA is based on the Street Fighter Alpha 2 video game, and the English dub was released on the 10th anniversary (or birthday?) of the Street Fighter II: The World Warrior video game.
In this animated adventure, Ryu (alongside his buddy, KEN) struggles with the "Dark Hadou". He then discovers he may have a long-lost brother, Shun. Add an underground street fighting tournament, and you would think this movie would be...
Duration: 00:36:06Episode 57: Mega Man: Upon a Star (2002)
May 20, 2025Produced in 1993-94, this Mega Man OVA didn't see release until 2002! Why? Probably because it wasn't very good...
Well, we watched it so you wouldn't have to. Join us as we discuss this three-episode OVA!
Duration: 00:44:58Episode 56: Sonic the Hedgehog OVA (1996)
May 14, 2025We've uncovered another videogame movie largely lost to history (this time due to Sega's lackluster archival department). Come listen as we discuss the original video animation of Sonic the Hedgehog!
Eggman has hatched another scheme, this one involving Hyper Metal Terminator Sonic. But don't worry, Sonic isn't alone! Joining him in his adventure is Old Man Owl, the Australian Knuckles, and his young ward, Tails!
Can they rescue the cat/monkey girl and stop Eggman???
Duration: 00:46:02Episode 55: Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie (1994)
May 08, 2025Come join us as we discuss the first fully animated film in the Street Fighter franchise! A complicated film with multiple versions and releases, we get into the nitty gritty details, discussing the multiple soundtracks, English dubbings, forgotten plot points, and ... other stuff.
The only thing missing is Jean-Claude Van Damme and Raul Julia!
Duration: 00:36:09Episode 54: Ninja Gaiden OVA (Ninja Ryukenden, 1991)
May 01, 2025An OVA (original video animation) sequel to the popular NES games (Ninja Gaiden I and II), it is probably best that this film was never released in the United States.
In this movie, we join our ninja protagonist, Ryu, as he helps manage a curio shop with his non-girlfriend, Irene. The action revolves around a villain named Ned, who claims to have cured cancer, but who really has grown creature ninjas for Dr. Bucky-wise.
For those who haven't seen it, your gain is our pain. Join us as we discuss the highs and many lows...
Duration: 00:33:38Episode 53: Super Mario Bros.: The Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach! (1986 anime)
Apr 24, 2025What in the world is this? A Super Mario anime from 1986? Less known than the Lost Levels, come join us as we review Super Mario Bros.: The Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach! (1986). Never released in America!
Mario and Luigi, owners of the local Dollar General store, are pulled into a crazy adventure after an overly caffeinated Mario, who is staying up too late playing his Famicom, is caught in the middle of Bowser's plot to kidnap and marry the Princess!
The source code for a significant amount of future Super Mario game staples, come...
Duration: 00:50:20Episode 52: Mortal Kombat Annihilation (1997)
Apr 16, 2025Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Following the smash hit, Mortal Kombat (1995), its sequel was so terrible it effectually killed the franchise for 20 years.
Mortal Kombat Annihilation picks up right where the first film left off (with a few adjustments, such as new actors for nearly everyone). Other minor adjustments include a massive downgrade in dialogue, charisma, and acting ability.
So come join us as we discuss one of the truly terrible movies of the 1990s! [Deep Voice] "Mortal Kombat!!!!"
Duration: 00:39:18Episode 51: Mortal Kombat (1995)
Mar 31, 2025"There can be only one!" Sorry, wrong Christopher Lambert movie...
Considered by most historians to be the best pre-2000 video game movie, Mortal Kombat (1995) proved you really could make a not-bad live action movie based off a game.
As Gene Siskel said: "You had a better time, admit it, than you thought you were going to have at this picture."
Roger Ebert responded: "Well, since I thought I was gonna have a very BAD time, that would be true almost no matter what I thought!"
While we are no Siskel and...
Duration: 00:33:31Episode 50: Double Dragon (1994)
Mar 25, 2025Come celebrate our 50th episode with us as we review what is likely the worst video game movie of all-time, Double Dragon (1994)! If it isn't the worst of all-time, it is definitely the worst that no one has seen...
The cast (featuring Alyssa Milano and Robert Patrick) makes the most out of what they are given, which isn't much. Special effects? They looked better on the NES. Plot? Easier to understand on the NES.
At least it is fun to make laugh at bad movies!
Duration: 00:48:28Episode 49: Street Fighter (1994)
Mar 18, 2025Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme (Guile) and Raul Julia (M. Bison), this 1994 cult classic was not received fondly upon initial release. Based on the Street Fighter II video games, this G. I. Joe-inspired take on the franchise removes the pesky street fighting and special powers from the characters.
The movie is not all bad, however! JCVD and Julia provide excellent performances (considering the material they are given), and the film has lots of memorable dialogue. If only they hadn't completely dropped the ball with Ryu and Ken...
Duration: 00:52:07Episode 48: Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Feb 27, 2025The original bad video game movie, Super Mario Bros. (1993) follows Mario and Luigi as they seek to rescue Daisy from President Koopa in Dinohattan.
Unfaithful to most Mario lore, this film is based off the premise that a meteor shattered the universe into two dimensions: the dinosaur (lizard) dimension and the mammal dimension. It's complicated...
Anyways, no Princess Toadstool/Peach, no squishy Goombas, no jumping, no real Koopa, and no power-ups. But there is an animatronic Yoshi!
Duration: 00:52:18Episode 48: Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Feb 26, 2025The original bad video game movie, Super Mario Bros. (1993) follows Mario and Luigi as they seek to rescue Daisy from President Bowser in Dinohattan.
Unfaithful to most Mario lore, this film is based off the premise that a meteor shattered the universe into two dimensions: the dinosaur (lizard) dimension and the mammal dimension. It's complicated...
Anyways, no Princess Toadstool/Peach, no squishy Goombas, no jumping, no real Koopa, and no power-ups. But Yoshi does suck on a woman's foot.
Duration: 00:52:18Episode 47: The Wizard (1989)
Feb 18, 2025The movie that everyone has heard about but few have actually seen. . . The Wizard (1989) stars Fred Savage as he helps his younger brother travel from Utah to California to deal with some serious PTSD!
But the real story is that his younger brother is a video game genius, so what better way to earn money than by scamming people out of their hard-earned cash to fund the road trip?
Throw in a young lady named Haley, a bounty hunter with no first name, and a bunch of Nintendo and Universal advertising, and you got yourself...
Duration: 00:54:37Episode 46: The Death of the Incredible Hulk (1990)
Feb 12, 2025The final appearances of Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno in the roles of David Banner and the Hulk,The Death of the Incredible Hulk (1990) marks the conclusion of the trilogy of made-for-television movies which resurrected the beloved series (which ran from 1977-1982).
We also have the original love story between Banner and the Black Widow, which Joss Whedon would later rip off in Avengers: Age of Ultron (no, we can't prove it!).
Duration: 01:02:59Episode 45: The Fantastic Four (1994, unreleased film)
Feb 04, 2025Will a good Fantastic Four movie ever be released? Debatably, the best F4 movie may be the unreleased film from 1994.
One of the most controversial and mysterious films of the modern era, the cast put their heart and soul into this movie. Unfortunately, behind the scenes, this film was doomed to fail (pun intended).
So grab some popcorn (and possibly a stiff drink) as we discuss the most infamous B-movie of all time! It's clobbering time!
Duration: 00:53:56Episode 44: Captain America (1990)
Jan 28, 2025Yet another Marvel movie from the 1990s that ALMOST made it to theaters in the United States, see strong man Steve Rogers (with a limp) become Captain America and fight the child prodigy pianist, the Italian Red Skull!
Captain America also gets to fight alongside the President of the United States, who solved a great mystery with the help of his childhood friend's decoder ring.
Finally, Captain America's attire gets a major protection upgrade since we last saw him in the 1979 made-for-tv movies: full latex and rubber ears!
Duration: 01:00:09Episode 43: Dr. Strange (1978)
Jan 22, 2025Before Benedict Cumberbatch won over our hearts, Peter Hooten was the original Dr. Strange!
In this made-for-TV movie released in 1978, Dr. Strange (Hooten) becomes the new Sorcerer Supreme while fighting against a wannabe ancient girlfriend, Morgan le Fay (Jessica Walter) . . . all while starring in his own General Hospital soap opera. Oh yeah, he also "tutors" a young lady, Clea, who can't resist his stylish mustache and psychiatric machismo!
Unfortunately, this "pilot" failed to launch a weekly series! Come join us and hear why!
Duration: 00:45:44Episode 42: Ernest Rides Again (1993)
Jan 20, 2025The final theatrical release revolving around Ernest P. Worrell, Ernest Rides Again (1993) sees Jim Varney's character go out with a whimper. In this film, Ernest rides around town on a loose cannon as he works with his uncharismatic friend to find the Crown Jewels!
While the movie was a resounding failure following the successful themes of Camp, Christmas, Jail, and Halloween, this wouldn't be the end of Ernest, as he would have many more direct-to-video releases!
Duration: 00:42:11Episode 41: Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)
Jan 15, 2025After being the hero of Camp and saving Christmas, Ernest finds out the hard way that "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
In this week's episode, we look at Ernest Goes to Jail (1990). In this movie, Ernest gets palette swapped with his evil doppelganger and must pretend to be a criminal in jail!
Duration: 00:46:56Episode 40: Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)
Jan 08, 2025Hope everyone enjoyed their holiday break!
Joe and Adam are back and ready to go to summer camp! Not really, but they are ready to discuss the "classic" movie, Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)!
Jim Varney's first true Ernest P. Worrell film, this movie has a little bit of everything: snapping turtles, cultural appropriation (Iron Eyes Cody!), a mean businessman, and Jim Varney boxing a kangaroo! Okay, the last one doesn't really happen, but apparently A.I. can produce it...
Duration: 00:44:20Episode 39: Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam (1985, first theatrical appearance of Jim Varney's Ernest P. Worrell)
Dec 16, 2024As Jim Varney once said, "This movie is weird!"
Dr. Otto, a mysterious villain with a hand attached to the top of his head, uses his "gloom beam" to attack financial institutions all across the world! His arch nemesis, Lance Sterling, hopes to thwart his plan by solving the riddle!
Along the way, Lance and his partner, Doris, must overcome Rudd Hardtack (leader of a child militia), Jack O'Cockney (pirate), Auntie Nelda (evil old woman), and Guy Dandy (wealthy playboy).
Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam (1985) stars Jim Varney, who...
Duration: 00:39:15Episode 38: A Miser Brothers' Christmas (2008)
Dec 09, 2024Heat Miser and Snow Miser are back, baby! Originally introduced in the 1974 Rankin/Bass classic, The Year Without a Santa Claus, the boys are back in town and fighting with each other once again over seasonal superiority.
But when a conspiracy surrounding the attempted murder of Santa enters the picture, can the brothers settle their differences and save Christmas? Come find out as we discuss this homage to Rankin/Bass Christmas specials, A Miser Brothers' Christmas!
Duration: 00:42:48Episode 37: Rudolph's Shiny New Year (1976)
Dec 03, 2024Rudolph's back for the holidays! No longer just a Christmas icon, our favorite reindeer is sticking around for the biggest New Year's party of 1976. But there can be no party without the New Year's baby, who is destined to grow up to be Father Time (for a year) but is tired of being made fun of by all the mean people in the world.
Can Rudolph bring about world peace? Let's find out together as we watch Rudolph's Shiny New Year (1976)!
Duration: 00:46:01Episode 36: Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
Nov 25, 2024Before he wrestled with trolls and sponsored Miak, Ernest saved Christmas! Santa has landed in Orlando, and he needs Ernest's help in convincing a former children's show host to take up the reins. If he fails, all hope will be lost and Christmas will be slain!
Duration: 01:14:12Episode 35: The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974)
Nov 18, 2024Santa is run down and not taking care of himself, and this year it catches up with him! Following doctor elf orders, Santa decides to take the year off.
Mrs. Claus won't have any of that nonsense, and her meddling gets two forgettable elves and Vixen (the reindeer!) into a world of trouble. We also get introduced to the Miser Brothers, Heat and Snow!
Come join us as we endure The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974)!
Duration: 00:49:15Episode 34: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)
Nov 13, 2024Grab a cocoa and pull up a chair as we revisit the Christmas classic of all Christmas classics, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (originally 1964, but good luck finding that version!).
Can an elf become a legal dentist? Do Bumbles eat reindeer? Are all reindeer mean? Find out the answer to all these questions and more!
Duration: 00:26:13Episode 33: The Leprechaun's Christmas Gold (1981)
Nov 05, 2024A lesser-known Rankin/Bass Christmas classic, The Leprechaun's Christmas Gold (1981) showcases the sailor with no interpersonal skills, Dinty Doyle, and his adventure with the little leprechaun who harbors a grudge, Blarney Kilakalarney. Together, they face the infamous banshee, Mag the Hag!
So grab a pint, sit back and relax, and enjoy a story within a story within a story within a story....
Duration: 00:33:37Episode 32: Jack O'Lantern / Mad, Mad, Mad Monsters (1972)
Oct 29, 2024Double trouble! Pull up a chair, sip on your pumpkin spice latte, and enjoy the fun!
Today, Adam and Joe examine two Rankin/Bass not-so-classics, Jack O'Lantern and Mad, Mad, Mad Monsters (both 1972).
Jack O'Lantern is the unlikely tale of a leprechaun cosplaying as a pumpkin.
Mad, Mad, Mad Monsters is an animated soft-reboot using the IP from Mad Monster Party?, which was a stop-motion film released and forgotten about several years prior (and reviewed 2 episodes ago!).
Duration: 00:35:52Episode 31: Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
Oct 25, 2024Joe and Adam discuss the greatest non-18+ Halloween movie of all time, Ernest Scared Stupid (1991). The fourth Ernest film to reach the box office, this cult classic and modest hit features Ernest (Jim Varney) and his dog, Rimshot, teaming up with some children to put the proverbial genie back in the bottle, or in this case, the troll back in the tree.
For you see, Ernest has unwittingly unleashed Trantor the troll onto a small Missouri town. The troll is laser-focused on turning the children into little wooden dolls. Now, Ernest must engage in strategery with Old...
Duration: 00:51:54Episode 30: Mad Monster Party? (1967)
Oct 17, 2024Lucky you! You're invited to the baddest party ever, the Mad Monster Party?!
Boris Frankenstein has invited all the monsters in the great Monster Syndicate to announce his newest WMD (the de-mattering formula) and also his retirement. Fortunately for us, a great dispute takes place regarding his chosen successor, Felix Flanken (the pill popping pharmacist).
Join Frankenstein, the Monster and his Bride, Dracula, Wolf-Man, Felix, Francesca, King Kong, and many others as we enjoy this Rankin/Bass stop-motion Halloween classic!
Duration: 00:36:52Episode 29: The Trial of the Incredible Hulk (1989)
Oct 04, 2024In The Trial of the Incredible Hulk, David Banner (Hulk!) is awaiting trial for a murder he didn't commit. In his corner is attorney Matt Murdoch (Daredevil!), who is trying to bring down the local mob boss, Wilson Fisk (unnamed Kingpin!).
While the movie didn't spawn the Daredevil TV series it was hoping for, the movie did give us a ponytailed Kingpin and Daredevil's black suit!
Duration: 00:36:41Episode 28: The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988)
Sep 26, 2024The most popular Incredible Hulk of all time (played by the combo of Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno) returns in this made-for-television movie broadcast in 1988.
In The Incredible Hulk Returns, we find David Bruce Banner working at a research facility. He has recently finished a machine that will cure his curse, but just as he is about to perform the experiment...his old problem-child student breaks in and turns the machine off.
Cap the chaos off with Thor the Viking and some mean Cajuns, and get ready for a 90-minute thrill ride! You just need...
Duration: 00:38:17Episode 27: The Punisher (1989)
Sep 19, 2024Before Thomas Jane, Ray Stevenson, and Jon Bernthal, we had the original Punisher, Dolph Lundgren! Due to the financial woes of its studio, The Punisher (1989) was a direct-to-video release in the United States while the rest of the world was blessed to see it on the big screen.
A solid film, this movie has garnered a cult following despite being out-of-print and hard to stream (legally). The biggest crime against this movie is the lack of the iconic skull, but Dolph is Frank Castle.
Duration: 00:41:03Episode 26: Captain America 2: Death Too Soon (1979)
Sep 12, 2024The most inappropriate Captain America of all-time is back, baby! In this forgotten classic, Steve Rogers (Reb Brown) takes on an international kingpin who has unlocked the secret to rapid aging!
This tyrant is General Miguel, played by the iconic Christopher Lee. The General may not be kidnapping and eating the townspeople's pets, but he is making sure that they are exposed to nasty chemicals! Along with the children!
Hurry, Captain! You can't do this all day, because time is running short, and you must work quickly in order to save...Portland, Oregon!
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Duration: 00:59:04Episode 25: Captain America (1979)
Sep 04, 2024Join us as we celebrate the made-for-television movie, Captain America (1979), starring Reb Brown as our titular hero. Taking a unique spin on Steve Rogers, this version of the character is a carefree, former Marine who enjoys sketching children on the beach.
Originally presented as a hopeful television pilot for an ongoing series, this movie failed to capture audiences for various reasons...
Duration: 00:53:16Episode 24: Howard the Duck (1986)
Aug 28, 2024Season 4 is here! Examining pre-bankruptcy Marvel movies, Joe and Adam start with the...Howard the Duck!
While audiences failed to flock to theaters to watch Beverly's Duckie, the movie quickly became a cult classic and is generally beloved by audiences today.
Duration: 00:50:01Episode 23: The Horror of Frankenstein
Aug 23, 2024Joe and Adam wrap up Season 3 with The Horror of Frankenstein (1970). This film is a black comedy remake of The Curse of Frankenstein (1957) and sees Peter Cushing replaced as the title character by Ralph Bates. This would mark the only time that Hammer Films did not have Peter Cushing portraying Baron Frankenstein.
Duration: 00:40:07Episode 22: Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell
Aug 14, 2024In what could be considered the Ernest Scared Stupid variant of the Franken-multiverse, Adam and Joe revisit Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell (1974). In this "classic" tale, Peter Cushing's Frankenstein doesn't actually create anything, but he sure does have fun running an asylum with zany characters!
Come join us as we enjoy the final appearance of Peter Cushing as Baron Frankenstein!
Duration: 00:47:06Episode 21: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
Aug 08, 2024BONUS EPISODE! Joe and Adam give their thoughts on the new Deadpool & Wolverine movie! This action-packed episode includes their thoughts on the opening sequence, how this film is really a love letter to Hugh Jackman's Wolverine and the Fox's MCU, the future of Dogpool, and all the cameos.
Also, a Reb Brown reference is made which the audience will not understand. He played Steve Rogers in two made for television movies in 1979 (Captain America and Captain America 2: Dead Too Soon). Reviews for those movies are coming soon!
Duration: 00:33:01Episode 20: Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
Aug 02, 2024In the next installment of the Frankenstein saga starring Peter Cushing, the controversial Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969) features a unique take on the Monster. Come join the hosts as they lament the hazards of deer, crime, and the pace of this film.
Duration: 00:56:24Episode 19: Frankenstein Created Woman
Jul 26, 2024Things are getting weird in the Franken-verse! Contrary to promotional material which seems to promise a different type of scandalous, Baron Frankenstein (Peter Cushing) uses his odd technology to suck the soul out of his young servant and place it into the young man's girlfriend! Come enjoy Frankenstein Created Woman (1967)!
Duration: 00:56:09Episode 18: The Evil of Frankenstein
Jul 18, 2024The hammer falls in round 3 of our examination of Frankenstein films (by Hammer Films, of course). In The Evil of Frankenstein (1964), we find Dr. Frankenstein and his personality-devoid sidekick, Hans, on the run in a new town.
As luck would have it, however, they find the original (Universal?) monster with the help of a young lady. Throw a Hypnotist and a Burgermeister into the mix, and we end up with a big cluster of a movie!
Duration: 00:54:02Episode 17: The Revenge of Frankenstein
Jul 11, 2024After a 4th of July holiday break, Joe and Adam review The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958), starring Peter Cushing. This is the 2nd Frankenstein movie brought to us by Hammer Films.
They also reflect on what could have been if Hammer imitated The Incredible Hulk television series with Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno, with Cushing playing the role of the walking man...
Duration: 01:05:50Episode 16: The Curse of Frankenstein
Jun 27, 2024It's Hammer Time!
Season 3 kicks off with an in-depth look at Hammer Films' The Curse of Frankenstein (1957) with Peter Cushing as Frankenstein and Christopher Lee as the Monster.
We also get to watch an odd love triangle between Victor Frankenstein, Professor "Krispy Kreme" Krempe, and love interest Elizabeth!
Ultimately, this flick is an all-time classic horror film that has somewhat been lost to history. Let's rediscover it together!
Duration: 01:04:41Episode 15: King Kong Escapes
Jun 19, 2024In a stunning conclusion to Season 2, Joe and Adam revisit the epic (forgotten) classic, King Kong Escapes (1967).
Loosely based off the nearly lost Kong cartoon series, The King Kong Show (Rankin/Bass), this movie is like all the best parts of Saturday morning cartoons. In this film, you have it all: Kong, Mechani-kong, the evil Dr. Who, Madame Piranha, and more!
Also, Season 3 starts next week as we examine the Frankenstein series of films by Hammer Films, most of which star your favorite Star Wars character, Peter Cushing.
Duration: 00:57:04Episode 14: King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962, The Long Lost Japanese Version with English Subtitles)
Jun 12, 2024We've been lied to our entire lives. King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962) is not a bad movie. At least if you watch the Japanese version of the film. It is actually just the Universal-distributed Americanized version that is so very bad.
Having uncovered this gem of a film, Joe and Adam discuss the differences between the movies and lament having lived their entire lives not realizing the truth.
Duration: 01:04:06Episode 13: Mighty Joe Young (1949)
Jun 04, 2024The third film in RKO's unofficial trilogy, Mighty Joe Young was a film ahead of its time. In this episode, Joe (the podcaster, not the actor from this film) and Adam discuss the underrated Mighty Joe Young and the spectacular special effects from Ray Harryhausen.
Duration: 01:04:52Episode 12: Son of Kong
May 30, 2024Overshadowing Cody Rhodes at Wrestlemania, Joe and Adam discuss Carl Denham finishing his King Kong story once-and-for-all.
At 69 minutes, this rushed sequel picks up the story of Carl Denham dealing with the aftermath of King Kong's destruction.
Duration: 00:57:11Episode 11: King Kong (1933)
May 21, 2024Season Two begins!
Joe and Adam go old school with an all-time classic, King Kong (1933). Did Beauty kill the Beast? Or was it really Carl Denham?
Duration: 01:03:58Episode 10: Five Nights at Freddy's
May 14, 2024BONUS EPISODE...Joe discusses Five Nights at Freddy's with a special guest host, Logan Gould. They discuss the impressive practical effects, how the movie fits into FNAF lore, and the scary moments through (or lack thereof).
Duration: 00:25:52Episode 9: Godzilla: Final Wars
May 08, 2024Season One concludes with Godzilla: Final Wars, the final film in the Godzilla Millenium series! Oh, how fun this movie could have been....
Due to possibly the worst writing and directing combination in the Godzilla franchise, this was, by far, the longest running Godzilla film at the time of its release. This movie has it all (almost literally): aliens, lots of X, mutants, Don Frye, 15+ kaiju, and even a little bit of Godzilla.
Duration: 00:50:45Episode 8: Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.
May 01, 2024The sequel to Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla, Japan repairs Mechagodzilla and tinkers with his DNA to keep the soul of the 1954 Godzilla at bay. Eventually, we get another battle between the current Godzilla and Mechagodzilla, but this time they are not alone. Keeping continuity with the original Mothra (1961), old characters return!
Duration: 01:05:40Episode 7: Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
Apr 24, 2024BONUS EPISODE!
Joe and Adam give quick takes on the key plot points in Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire.
-Will Godzilla eventually transition into Reptar?
-Old Man Kong and his oral hygiene.
-Is Skar a rip-off of Scar from Lion King?
-Will Diddy Kong (aka Suko) get his red hat?
-Are we eventually going to get a Diddy Kong/Reptar vs Mechani-Kong/Mechani-Reptar film?
Duration: 00:23:05Episode 6: Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla, Part 2
Apr 17, 2024Technical issues resolved, Joe and Adam cover the 2nd half of Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla.
Utilizing shady ethics, Japan uses the bones of the original 1954 Godzilla to create the mighty Mechagodzilla. However, upon entering battle with the current Godzilla, things do not go according to plan!
Duration: 00:35:25Episode 5: Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla, Part 1
Apr 17, 2024Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, the team presents part 1 of their review of Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla. In this film, Japan does the 1954 Godzilla dirty, playing god with his bones and using them to make an archnemesis for another Godzilla, who has recently been making their life difficult.
This film is the 4th movie in Godzilla's Millenium series.
Duration: 00:33:18Episode 4: Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (aka GMK)
Apr 10, 2024What a lengthy title! After two box office failures, Toho overpowers the dream movie of their next director in order to ensure positive cash flow.
The result? This film. Move over B and C-string monsters, the big boys of Mothra and Ghidorah are in town for this epic (with their side kick, Baragon)!
Come join Joe and Adam as they discuss this "classic" and controversial Godzilla film, which sees Godzilla possessed by the souls of a previous generation as he (or is it they?) seek to punish Japan.
Duration: 00:56:41Episode 3: Godzilla Minus One
Apr 03, 2024Joe and Adam take a break from the Godzilla's Millenium series to check out the award-winning and box office sensation, Godzilla Minus One.
Duration: 01:08:55Episode 2: Godzilla vs. Megaguirus
Mar 27, 2024Joe and Adam discuss the 2nd film in the Millenium series of Godzilla. In the movie, Japan attempts to take down Godzilla via a black hole gun! What could possibly go wrong?
The result is they accidently unleash Megaguirus, a giant bug that resembles a cross between a cicada and a dragonfly!
Duration: 00:54:23Episode 1: Godzilla 2000
Mar 22, 2024What do you do when an American company creates a monster-sized movie using your IP? If it is as poorly received as Godzilla (1998), then you rush a smaller budget production to release and try to capitalize on the Y2K phenomenon by incorporating 2000 in the title. The result? Godzilla 2000 by Toho.
Season one of Be Kind, Please Rewind! begins with Joe Gould and Adam Winters reviewing Godzilla 2000, the first film in Godzilla's Millennium series.
Duration: 00:51:04