Verbal Graffiti

1) Not permitted to discuss BJ

2) No coffee for your husband

3) guillotine should be the penalty for pissing on toilet seats

1) Cyberpunk 2077 got me back into gaming

2) vagina cyst

3) yearn for the boredom of childhood

This episode is dedicated to my friend Colin James

1) Jealous I'll never be pregnant

2) Yoo Young-Chul - South Korean raincoat Killer

3) never volunteer

1) 15 mins on the state of my standup career 12 yrs in

2) women should not take hormonal birth control

1) Pilgrims > indians

2) 4chan penis hammock

3) locker room etiquette & regrets

1) bagel economy

2) I'm gifted & talented

3) teachers micro-dosing shrooms

1) how is anyone surviving economically?

2) SpongeBob SquarePants urine

3) negotiating for my kidney

did Ella Knox retire?

2) Don't tell your priest you masturbate

3) Was i born to be a wordsmith for a Only Fans creator?

1) Idea for getting out of babysitting responsibilities

2) cops and their lattes

3) babe sports reporters are boinking athletes - right?

1) Running for political office is annoying

20 Kid Rock as WWII general

3) So you want to be a brat?

1) Ranking hotness of female team sports

2) co-worker funeral attendance policy

3) fetish want ads

1) Breast implant illness

2) I got caught with binoculars at Marriott

3) what's a cuck to do when he busts early & his lady/bull are still going

1) Camsoda is where lovemaking goes to die

2) show your face you gutless smut

3) walking outside for the first time in 5 yrs

1) Yankees manager Aaron Boone dresses inappropriately

2) gooner luv potion

3) FDA approves Motiva breast implants

4) Having confidence while eating alone at the bar

1) 1990s Saturn & JNCO jeans

2) looksmaxxing matters more as you age

3) Dan Dangler & her tattoos

1) Dissertation on breast augmentation testimonials

2) ejaculating quickly is complimentary

1) rub & tug tuggy

2) wheelchairs deserve luv & affection too

3) WFH attire

1) I want a pet panda

2) men's rights safety app

3) busking hack with amplifcation

1) Alone to the movie theatre (One Battle After Another)

2) Deserve to be single if you enjoy Panda Express

3) GF has the Bubonic Plague

1) stop blaming the algorithm

2) 48 & a job - ur a failure

3) can't trust unmarried real estate agents

1) slap on redGIFs

2) loitering around 25 yr-old employee

3) remembering a younger sister who took her own life

1) UK gooner coming to NYC

2) Professor is a fake career

1) no admiration for your suburban marriage

2) untrustworthy tennis instructors

3) Zillow idea

1) 18 yr old wonders if her boobs will ever get bigger

2) Erika Kirk

3) dusty Sour Skittles

1) Jeffrey Epstein was handsome

2) thefighter&thekid subreddit

3) identifying clean butt cracks

4) nude David vs. Virgin Mary

1) Charlie Kirk thoughts

2) Pit Bull ownership should be illegal

3) quit your dreams & open a liquor store

1) Grand Theft Auto street walkers

2) babe logic is a rollercoaster

3) Ikea make your own casket

1) kindergarten marks end of childhood

2) 9-11 is my fav holiday

3) pro eugenics

4) your son ain't anything special

1) Bumble swiped left on me times infinity

2) Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan is no more

3) poppers enthusiasts share

1) I pluck my ear hair twice a week

2) spirituality of giving birth

3) would you sign a NDA to date a billionaire?

1) illegal substances & firearms not on the hub & OF

2) naked camping with the gays

3) Aladdin audition

1) West Haven CT is home to botched plastic surgery

2) chatGPTNSFW erotic literature

3) had 1 drink & pulled over - what should I say?

1) Divorce your Venmo request husband

2) company layoffs

3) modern day Dirk Diggler

1) witnessed a bee & moth fight to the death

2) I stopped tipping baristas

3) ex-felon making OF & the Hub content

1) Travel sports ruins communities

2) how often do you wash your balls

3)baby momma wants more money

1) Divorce your fantasy football playing husband

2) friends cost too much money $

3) striped shirts give me the ick

4) Board of directors is a fake position

1) my return to Yankee Stadium - B-cups at the ballpark hit different

2) growing your clit with testosterone cream

3) you're a terrible mother

1) 2% merit raise

2) Husband invites ex-wife to the pool

3) obsessing over BF's ex-GF

1) New boyfriend humiliation ritual

2) where do the homeless shave pubes?

3) paid off the mortgage - now what?

1) Book review - A Salesman's Wife

2) Bonnie Blue has an outie vagina (allegedly)

3) sensing love of co-workers

1) dangers of drinking & eBay

2) $350 ukulele

3) squirt vs. wild squirt

1) My neighbor(friend) died of drug OD

2) Skee-ball world champ

3) 1 night stand gone awry

1) Enamored by a ponytail

2) retiring from Twitter

3) Silence is no longer free

Looking at Verbal Graffiti metrics - I'm a failure

1) Seeing Americans with no hope

2) Mr. Small Dick

3) 2.5 hours on the toilet

1) Scooters are ruining downtown New Haven

2) 99 problems and my camgirl ain't one

3) how many toys is too many

1) you have yourself to blame for your botched boob job

2) divorced babe joins online dating and not pleased with the gentlemen she's interacting with

3) co-worker tucks penis in waistband

1) July is when butt lickers earn their stripes

2) slutes at the club

3) ur friend is a dimwit & I'd not have it any other way

1) I want to see nukes

2) old geeser patrolling playground

3) improv is for losers

1) Scouting a 19 yr old OF creator

2) SFW vs. NSFW art

3) married 56 yr old sending 1st dick pic

1) plane crashes

2) AirBnB guest pisses the bed

3) dreaming of bigger loads

1) LA riots the perfect place to meet a man

2) Deep Throat 2 auditions

3) Pool parties for kids

1) Did AIDS killed all the fun gays?

2) Conspiracy theorist in Target

3) Mom upset her self-absorbed daughter eloped

1) my friends wives have morphed into fatties & idk how to tell them

2) Mad Men office politics

3) Harvard vs. Yale

1) Age gap relationships

2) Do you piss in the sink?

3) How to handle a co-workers death

1) Hoodrats on a yacht

2) Little League parents are violent

3). When a sub loses her dom

1) Wife upset loving husband shares intimate details with friends

2) 6 inches of girth hurts to suck

1) Feminism is a fraudulent ideology

2) Tips to become a dynamic individual

1) Employed by Kohl's

2) Your husband has an addiction to strange

1) Gas station dick pills

2) threesome at the brothel

1) Autistic neighbor wants my cat

2) Breakup text message etiquette

1) MAGA cis male can't do a single pull-up

2) 6th grader can't get a pencil

1) Does your spouse have snapchat?

2) Prepping for a goon session

1) Are you a shallow dater?

2) She needs a dick between those tits

1) Would you sniff my feet?

2) where to dispose of 100s of shoes?

1) Trucker honks at kid

2) 500 day of semen retention

1) Breastfeeding in 1690

2) Hyper sexual autistic can't find a babe

1) Lollipops

2) NYC skylines

3) Security guards standing up

1) My therapist was drunk during our session (allegedly)

2) Roommates think he's taunting them with his Dirk Diggler piece

Student loan has Redditor in eternal debt

1) Uglies with a beautiful...does it happen more with men or babes?

1) Red Bull addiction is real

2) Fearful of the cheese

1) Don't mess with the old guy in pool

2) 23 year old quits drinking (for now)

1) Altercation with a hobo (slur)

2) Ejaculating in the toilet bowl

1) Influencers filming at the gym

2) Serving underage undercover cop

1) Millennial has give up on life because of President Trump

2) Everyone can't be a gangster

1) Hooters goes bankrupt

2) Strategies for in-person interviews

1) Family thinks their son is gay

2) her ass ain't it

All things contemporary Art & Mona Lisa's tit

1) New hire spent misses convention b/c he was at the strip club

2) Stripper not appreciative of premature ejaculation

1) Should Teacher pursue former student?

2) Father coming back to his questionable punk roots

1) Should felons be allowed to vote?

2) Sharing nudes of your wife with your buddies

1) Dumpster diver has company

2) Incel angry John gave up his seat

1) In search of a penpal

2) Fearful of walking alone at night

1) Should bulges in public be legal?

2) GF cheats on BF while on cruise

1) Potty trained at 17 months

2) 73 yr-old sugar daddy doubling down

1) dad has the bowling yips

2) single guy feels worthless having to get eggs at the food bank

1) Nano-blading gone wrong

2) should a John assist his whore of a hooker get admitted into college

1) Professor catches student selling exams

2) Blacked out father not as drunk as his wife/mommy

1) What to do with $50K inheritance

2) help, my final exam is tomorrow

Ode to alternative rock station 104.1 & Limp Bizkit

1) Attractive baddies having fatty besties is an epidemic

2) Saving poolside lounge chairs at all inclusive resorts

1) Short king out of answers

2) Cuck wants to know how to interact with a bull

1) Should G-strings bikinis be legal at beach

2) pregaming open bars

1) Lily Phillips & Bonnie Blue chasing world records

2) black magic penis candles

3) mom changing in front of her child

1) Discuss our viewership numbies

2) GF nervous BF will cheat while abroad

3) Intern eating 6 donuts

1) Customer service is below us all

2) having brain surgery & family won't cancel their vacation

1) lie to get EBT

2) uber eats has an order from the mall food court

Verbal Graffiti - Episode 97

1) Get well soon office card etiquette

2) Pre-owned butt plugs for sale

Verbal Graffiti - Episode 96

1) Ken Cheng's Linkedin profile

2) Ranking smut from naughtiest to tamest

1) Is dipping french fries in soda weird?

2) My queefing is uncontrollable :(