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This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and Andy spin the big wheel of fate and dive into game show movies—where the stakes are high, the rules are shady, and the hosts are sometimes the real villains.

They break down The New Running Man, a modern update on the deadly televised competition that asks what happens when entertainment really costs lives. Then it’s on to The Luckiest Man in America, the true story of a contestant whose winning streak was too good...

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This week, Ken and Andy ante up for a trio of gambling flicks that run the table on chaos, charm, and questionable decision-making. First, they revisit the laid-back frontier wisdom of Kenny Rogers in The Gambler, then sprint to the racetrack for Richard Dreyfuss’ wild lucky streak in Let It Ride, and finally descend into the smoky neon underworld of PTA’s debut neo-crime drama Hard Eight. From old-school saloon poker to manic horse-betting superstition to Reno’s quiet desperation, the guys break down what hits the jackpot—and what belongs in the discard...

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This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and Andy let the dogs out — straight into the movies. From wilderness survival to foul-mouthed strays to a brand-new horror pup, we’re diving snout-first into three wildly different canine flicks.

First up: Call of the Wild, where Harrison Ford befriends a CGI dog with more emotional intelligence than most humans. Then we unleash Strays, the filthy-mouthed, unapologetically chaotic comedy led by Will Ferrell’s most enthusiastic dog persona yet. And finally, we take a walk on the dark side with Good Boy (2025).

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This week, Ken and Andy tumble deep into the bizarre end of cinema’s bathtub with three gloriously deranged picks: The Greasy Strangler, Krazy House, and One Battle After Another. It’s an ooze-soaked, brain-melting journey through awkward nudity, screaming absurdity, and art so strange it might actually be genius.

Expect confusion, laughter, and philosophical debates about whether something can be “so bad it’s good” or just “so weird it’s perfect.” Grab your popcorn (and maybe a shower afterward).

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Ken and Andy return to Castle Rock for another round of Stephen King adaptations, and this time the ride gets weird. The boys tackle the early-’90s CGI trip The Lawnmower Man in a full Better Than Gigli segment, asking the hard question: is this cyber-thriller a misunderstood gem or just lawn clippings? Then it’s on to two very different King stories — the claustrophobic, nerve-wracking Gerald’s Game and the long-rumored dystopian saga The Long Walk.

From virtual reality gods to handcuff horror to a deadly march through America’s heartland...

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This week, Ken and Andy dive headfirst into the wild world of animation! We’re rolling through three very different animated adventures: the trippy cult-classic Heavy Metal (1981), Pixar’s latest family-friendly cosmic quest Elio (2025), and the neon-fueled, music-powered chaos of K-Pop: Demon Hunters.

From hard rock space operas to heartfelt alien misunderstandings to magical idol battles, we cover it all—while asking the big question: are these movies worth your cash, worth a sneaky stream, or not worth your time at all?

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This week Ken and Andy open the nursery door into the world of evil offspring and spine-tingling child terror. Our theme: Creepy Kids.

👶 First up, we take on The First Omen (2024), a stylish prequel that tries to recapture the devilish dread of the classic franchise.
🧸 Then we move into chilling psychological territory with Bring Her Back, where parental fears and supernatural twists collide.
🔪 And finally, Weapons, a nightmare-fuel anthology of young innocence turned sinister.

As always, we ask the big question: are these flicks worth the ticke...

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This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and Andy dive headfirst into the spooky, swoony world of Horroromance—where scares meet love stories. We’re breaking down three very different entries in the genre: the Norwegian supernatural coming-of-age thriller Thelma (2017), the heartfelt Your Monster, and the quirky indie romance Together.

Joining us for the ride is film producer Thomas Mahoney, whose work spans indie features and festival favorites. Thomas brings a behind-the-scenes perspective on how films like these come to life, and we’re thrilled to have his in...

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In this one-off Better Than Gigli deep dive, we grab our space helmets and bandanas to explore the inexplicable, unproduced fever dream that is Ice Cube’s War of the Worlds. We talk alien invasions with West Coast swagger, debate whether tripod walkers would be improved with hydraulics and spinning rims, and imagine what happens when “Today Was a Good Day” meets “The End of the World as We Know It.” Join us as we break down the premise, the potential, and why it still might have been better than Gigli. 

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 🎙️ New Episode: Red, White & Reel — Right-Wing Cinema Explored
This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and the gang dive headfirst into the world of right-wing cinema with a triple feature that’s as ideologically loaded as it is conversation-worthy. First up, the vigilante fantasy Sound of Freedom — a box office juggernaut that sparked a culture war. Then it's on to Sovereign, a lesser-known indie film with liberty on the brain and paranoia in its veins. Finally, Eddington rounds out the lineup with a stoic, flag-waving take on American exceptionalism. Are these films...

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This week, Ken dives deep into the world of lighthearted documentaries—but things get weird fast. From a secret apartment hidden in a mall to the uniquely charming life of “My Mom Jayne,” and finally, the truly unforgettable saga of the Trainwreck: Poop Cruise, we’re peeling back the curtain on some of the quirkiest true stories out there.
Expect laughter, disbelief, and maybe a few mild existential crises.

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🧟‍♂️ This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and Andy are crawling out of the grave to sink their teeth into three undead entries in the zombie genre: the quiet heartbreak of Maggie (2015), the meditative Scandinavian dread of Handling the Undead (2024), and the surprise resurrection sequel 28 Years Later… (2025).

Do these flicks breathe new life into the genre, or are they just more shambling corpses in a crowded graveyard? Tune in as your hosts (and occasional guest groans) break down what’s worth your cash, what’s worth a stream, and wha...

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 🎙️ This Week on a very special Pass, Pirate, Pay
We’re heading for high altitudes and low morals with Mountainhead, Jesse Armstrong’s HBO satire about four tech bros trapped in a luxury chalet while the world burns (because of them). Steve Carell, Jason Schwartzman, and Ramy Youssef lead this dark, weirdly funny spiral into AI, ego, and snowbound insanity. Is it biting social commentary or just a bunch of billionaires being weird in the woods? We break it down and ask the big question—Pass, Pirate… or Pay? 

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We dive into three very different slices of the Stephen King cinematic universe — the prison epic The Shawshank Redemption, the haunted sequel Doctor Sleep, and the meditative mind-bender The Life of Chuck. From hope and horror to heartache and hallucinations, we’re breaking down which of these adaptations are worth your time… and which ones should’ve stayed buried in Derry.

Will we Pass, Pirate, or Pay? Tune in and find out — redrum not required.

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🎃 This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and Andy creep down the haunted hallway of horror cinema—where the floorboards creak with trauma and the wallpaper is peeling in dread. First up is 1985's House, the gonzo ghost-fest where Vietnam flashbacks share a two-bedroom with flying garden tools. Then we check into His House, a bone-chilling blend of immigration drama and supernatural terror—because trauma always finds a way to follow you home. And finally, we stumble into the abyss with Skinamarink, where logic evaporates, doors v...

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🎙️ Pass, Pirate, Pay dives deep into the neon-lit VHS vault for Forgotten '80s Favorites! This week, Ken and Andy are joined by longtime pal and pop culture savant Danny Jackson to revisit three offbeat gems that deserve a rewind.

We’ve got Lucas (1986), the tender teen heartbreaker that made us all protective of Corey Haim and suspicious of jocks. Then it’s Cloak & Dagger (1984), a spy-kid fantasy with enough paranoia and Atari propaganda to keep your inner child thrilled and confused. Finally, we hit th...

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 Saddle up and keep your trigger fingers loose—Ken and Andy are riding back into the wild, weird West! This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, the fellas tackle the dusty trail of The Cowboys (1972), where John Wayne herds up some preteen ranch hands; the grisly horror-western Bone Tomahawk, where things get downright cannibalistic; and the brand-new frontier slow-burn Rust (2025), a film with a production saga nearly as dramatic as its plot. Expect shootouts, side-eyes, and saddle sores as we decide: is it worth your gold, or should you...

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🦇🕺💉 This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, we’re throwin' on our capes and creepin’ through the crypt of Black vampire cinema! First up, the OG fang daddy himself in Blackula 🧛🏿—smooth, spooky, and rocking a velvet collar. Then we hit the streets with Vampire in Brooklyn 🕷️, where Eddie Murphy does everything (including the wigs). And finally, we dig into the indie cult madness of Sinners 🎤🩸—twin brothers, a juke joint, and oh yeah... vampires.

Is it sexy? Scary? Campy as hell? Yes. 😈 Tune in, sharpen your teeth, and find out if these bloodsuckers are worth a...

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This week, Ken and Andy reach deep into the cinematic grab bag and pull out three wildly different flicks for your reviewing pleasure in an episode we’re calling… Mixed Bag.

🌀 Twisted (2004) – Ashley Judd, Samuel L. Jackson, and Andy Garcia star in this forgotten thriller that gets our full “Better Than Gigli?” treatment. Spoiler: the bar is low, but the laughs are high.
🕵️‍♂️ Black Bag – A slick, shadowy espionage flick that tries to stay one step ahead of the audience. Does it succeed, or get lost in its own spycra...

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Batter up! This week, Ken and Andy are sliding headfirst into the world of baseball movies, covering three films that span decades of dugouts, dreams, and devilish deals.

⚾ The Bad News Bears (1976) – The original misfit little leaguers with beer, cursing, and just enough heart to win you over.
🧢 Damn Yankees (1958) – A musical take on America’s pastime, where one man literally sells his soul to beat the Yankees.
🔥 Ephus (2025) – The newest entry into the baseball movie canon—does this modern tale of curveballs and comeback stories live up to the legends...

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Grab a pint and cue the fiddle—it's our St. Patrick's Day Special! Ken and Andy are diving into three Irish-themed films that span magic, music, and immigration, as we celebrate the Emerald Isle on screen.

🍀 Darby O'Gill and the Little People – Disney's mischievous leprechaun classic, complete with banshees and baby-faced Sean Connery.
🇮🇪 In America – A heartfelt immigrant story about an Irish family chasing the American dream in early 2000s New York.
🎶 Once – The indie musical that captured hearts with its busker romance and Oscar-winning soundtrack.

From whimsy to hea...

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This week, Ken and Andy salute one of cinema’s greatest and most versatile actors—the legendary Gene Hackman. From tough-as-nails detectives to drifters and naval officers, Hackman brought grit, depth, and undeniable presence to every role.

We’re diving into three of his most iconic performances:
 🚓 The French Connection – The gritty cop thriller that won him an Oscar.
🎭 Scarecrow – A raw, underrated road movie where Hackman shines opposite Pacino.
⚓ Crimson Tide – Submarine tension at its finest, with Hackman squaring off against Denzel.

Whether you're a longtime fan...

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Hollywood’s biggest night is upon us, and Ken and Andy are here to break it all down! In this special episode, we’re diving into the 2024 Academy Award nominees—who will take home gold, who got snubbed, and which films had us cheering or snoozing.

Plus, we’re giving out our own awards as Ken and Andy reveal their Top Movies of 2024—some Oscar-worthy, some… maybe not, but all worth discussing.

Will the Academy get it right this year, or is it time to revo...

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In this week’s episode, Ken and Andy dive deep into the future of love, lust, and artificial intelligence as they review three films about robotic romance gone awry: Cherry 2000 (1987), Subservience (2024), and Companion (2024). From Melanie Griffith battling wasteland warlords to Megan Fox playing the ultimate dream (or nightmare) companion, we break down the sci-fi, satire, and sheer absurdity of these mechanical muses.

Are these films worth your hard-earned credits, or should you let them rust in the scrapyard? Tune in as we give each one the ultimate verdict—Pass, Pirate, or Pay...

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Get ready to feel all the feels on this week's episode of Pass, Pirate, Pay! Ken and Andy take a deep dive into emotionally devastating films—Steel Magnolias, Nowhere Special, and Ghost Light. Join them as they navigate heart-wrenching tales of love, loss, and life's bittersweet moments, weighing whether these tearjerkers earn a Pass, a Pirate, or a Pay. Bring your tissues and tune in for a rollercoaster of raw emotion! 

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 Get ready for some classic chills and modern thrills on this episode of Pass, Pirate, Pay! Ken and Andy dive into Universal's iconic monster lore, reviewing the eerie elegance of Creature from the Black Lagoon, the horror-comedy hijinks of Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, and the fresh bite of 2025's Wolf Man. From gill-men to howling mayhem, they tackle whether these monster tales are timeless treasures or should stay buried in the crypt. Who gets a Pass, a Pirate, or a Pay? Tune in to find out... if you dare! 🐺🧛‍♂️ 

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 Brace yourself for a haunting episode of Pass, Pirate, Pay as Ken and Andy venture into the darkest corners of cinema. This week, they review A Serbian Film, Megan Is Missing, and Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom—three deeply disturbing films notorious for their controversial and unsettling content. 🎥 Trigger Warning: This episode contains discussions of extreme violence, abuse, and other sensitive topics depicted in these films. If you're ready to confront the uncomfortable, join us as we explore whether these shocking stories deserve a Pass, a Pirate, or a Pay. 

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 In this delicious episode, Ken and Andy indulge in the world of food-centric cinema, savoring three mouthwatering films that celebrate the art of cooking. First up is Babette’s Feast, a sumptuous story of gratitude, sacrifice, and a meal that transforms a small Danish village. Next, they serve up Big Night, where two Italian brothers put everything on the line for one unforgettable night of culinary perfection. Finally, they dig into The Taste of Things, a rich and sensuous exploration of love and cuisine. Grab a seat at the table and join us for...

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 On this chilling episode, Ken and Andy sink their teeth into three vampire films, each offering a fresh twist on the undead legend. First, they explore the moody, immortal romance of Only Lovers Left Alive, where ancient bloodsuckers find beauty in a decaying world. Next, they delve into the darkly quirky Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person, blending existential humor with a bite of melancholy. Finally, they tackle the highly anticipated 2024 remake of Nosferatu, a haunting homage to the original cinematic creature of the night. Grab your garlic (or don’t) and join us...

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 "On this musical episode of Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and Andy jam out with reviews of movies and shows about musicians! From the riotous rock antics of We Are Lady Parts to the gritty Irish hip-hop vibes of Kneecap, and the enigmatic Dylan-inspired A Complete Unknown, they break down the beats, the feels, and the cinematic vibes. Will these stories of sound and soul get a Pass, a Pirate, or a Pay? Tune in to find out!" 

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 This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, it’s Christmas special: Part 2! We’re diving into the holiday spirit with reviews of Joyeux Noel, the wild ride that is Rare Exports, and the new Farrelly Brothers, Jack Black movie Dear Santa. Grab some cocoa, settle in, and let’s unwrap some festive film gems! 🎄🎥 

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 This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, it's a holly jolly Christmas special! We’re back with another round of Better Than Gigli, taking aim at The Rock's new holiday flick, Red One. Then, Ken and Andy unwrap their top 3 Christmas movies of all time. Grab some eggnog and tune in for some festive film fun! 🎄🎬 

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 On this magical episode, Ken and Andy set off down the Yellow Brick Road in search of the Wizard of Cinema, exploring three enchanting tales inspired by the land of Oz. First, they encounter Lynch/Oz, a documentary that unravels David Lynch’s deep, mysterious connection to the 1939 classic The Wizard of Oz. Next, they dance their way into the vibrant world of The Wiz, where Diana Ross and Michael Jackson reimagine the timeless journey to Emerald City with soulful flair. Finally, the duo ventures behind the curtain of the smash-hit musical Wicked, dis...

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 And lo, Ken and Andy did venture into the land of cinematic zealotry, where the faithful and the fanatical dwelled. And they spake of Red State, the tale of a cultish church led astray, and of Saint Maud, the story of a maiden consumed by her fervent piety. Yea, they also proclaimed the coming of Heretic, the newest revelation starring Hugh Grant, now showing in the temples of film. And it was said: “Judge ye these films, whether they be a Pass, Pirate, or Pay.” Thus sayeth the podcasters. Amen. 

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On this steamy episode of Pass, Pirate, Pay, we’re turning up the heat with three films that dive into the world’s oldest profession. First, we swoon over the ultimate 90s fairytale Pretty Woman, where Julia Roberts redefines “shop till you drop.” Then it’s time to two-step back to the 80s for The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, a musical romp that’s as spicy as Southern barbecue. Finally, we get raw and real with Sean Baker’s latest gem, Anora, starring the electrifying Mikey Madison. Grab your popcorn and join us for a sultr...

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 Get ready to go East! This episode has an Asian twist, kicking off with a fresh, hilarious segment in a new 100-part series, 'Better Than Gigli!' where Ken dives into Rotten Tomatoes' infamous list of the 100 worst movies. First up: M. Night Shyamalan’s epic misfire, The Last Airbender (brace yourselves). Then, it’s back to our regular program as we unpack the dazzling vibes of Chungking Express and the soul-stirring Past Lives. So grab your chopsticks, dish up some beef chow mein, and settle in as Ken Goes East! 

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In this episode ken and Andy explore the wild wild west as they review two films and one mini series of the western genre. 

The first is 1971's McCabe and Mrs. Miller starring Warren Beatty and Julie Christie and directed by Robert Altman. 

Next is the 1989 Miniseries Lonesome Dove Starring Robert Duvall and Tommy Lee Jones. 

And the last is the 2024 Peter Dinklage shoot em up The Thicket. 

Kick off yer boots and saddle up to the fire pardner, because we're gonna tell ya if you...

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 In this bone-chilling Halloween special, we’re diving into the terrifying trilogy that haunts clown phobias everywhere—Terrifier Parts 1, 2, and the brand-new Part 3! Brace yourselves as Ken shares his killer takes on Art the Clown’s blood-soaked escapades. Beware: these reviews are not for the faint of heart. Expect laughs, gasps, and spine-tingling gore galore in our spookiest episode yet! 

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In this episode Ken and Andy chat about three movies that involve women at various stages of their life.

My Old Ass: A girl does Hallucinogenic drugs and meets an older version of herself, played by Aubrey Plaza.
The Substance: Demi Moore plays a past her prime TV workout instructor who tries a drug that creates a younger, more beautiful version of herself.
Thelma: June Squibb plays Thelma who gets scammed on the phone out of $10k and tracks down her scammers. 

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In this episode we explore two TV shows and one movie from the Batman Universe that are very current and decide if you should Pass, Pirate, or Pay. 

The Caped Crusader: The Netflix animated Crime Drama 
The Penguin: The new Crime Drama on HBO/MAX starring Colin Ferrell
Joker: Folie à Deux: The new Todd Phillips Joker sequel starring Joaquin Phoenix and Lady gaga

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