Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
By: Erik Lane
Language: en
Categories: Society, Culture, Personal, Journals, Comedy, News, Commentary
If you see something stupid--say something, Stupid!All of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity!Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” & the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week...
Episodes
Overthinking Parenthood, Russian Bird-Biodrones, and Pit Porn
Dec 13, 2025(00:00:00) Overthinking Parenthood, Russian Bird-Biodrones, and Pit Porn
(00:01:40) A PIece of My Mind
(00:08:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(01:15:24) Ask Pancho
(01:36:48) Insane Game Show
(01:51:51) Coming Next Episode
There is a degree of trepidation for new parents but when overthinking becomes the norm, it's time for a reality check. We all know Russia is always up to no good when it comes to experimenting on new ways to spy on the rest of the world. Well, now they're putting computer chips in bird brains to use as flying spy planes. There is a fetish for...
Drunk Coon In A Liquor Store, Pittsburgh Grinch, and A Masterbating Fireman
Dec 10, 2025The Grinch is alive & arrested in Pittsburgh after trying to "end Christmas". A racoon is in AA after breaking into a liquor store & slurping up enough booze to pass out in the bathroom. A fireman is being "hosed" for playing with his "fire hose" in multiple locations.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
Man Set His Family's Home On Fire Following Argument On Thanksgiving500lb. Bear Turns Home Into His Personal DenAL Family Finds Spiked Object Lodged In The Bumper Of Their VehicleTurkey Day Slip-Up: Ocean Spray Accidentally Filled Cranberry Sauce Cans with WaterWoman Is Arrested For 4-Whippets-Related D...
Bald Eagle Cat Bomb, TSA Tampon Scan, and A Radio Show Creepy Caller
Dec 06, 2025Nature can be so beautiful until it comes through your car's windshield as you travel down the freeway! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will graphically tell you how one woman from NC got a front row seat experience. Going through airport security is stressful enough without the realization that those TSA officers operating the scanners can see a lot more than just what in your pockets. Radio announcers might appear to have a comfy career coming into work at a studio and playing music and talking. Until they start taking calls from the public...live...on the air...and...
Duration: 02:09:14Squeezable Leftover Gravy, Buck Naked FL Man, and An IA Man Flashes For Excitement
Dec 03, 2025Nothing spells "yummy" like squeezable gravy in a bottle. But the ingenious people a Heinz had to add the word, "leftover" to really add some pizazz. Polk Co., FL Sheriff Grady Judd has a visual for what it means to be "buck naked", thanks to a FL man claiming to be doing a TikTok challenge...without his phone. In a stunning display of the definition of I.O.W.A (Idiots Out Walking Around), you'll get to know Danan Ary who was looking for some "excitement" by putting his manhood on full display on the side of the road, standing...
Duration: 01:33:42ChatBot Children, Cockroach Murder Accomplice, Smuggled Parakeets In Underwear
Nov 26, 2025If you're going to develop feelings for your AI Chatbot, shouldn't you also let it have your children? Some people seem to think so. A lot of the psychotic murderers hear voices in their heads telling them to kill people. This guy hears it from bugs. If you're going to sneak birds out of a country, do you think putting them in your shorts next to your equipment is the best place to smuggle them out? What if their pecker goes after your pecker? Confused yet? It will all make sense when you hear this Midweek BONUS Episode!
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Baby's Diaper Consent, Chatbot Jesus, Scottish "Windmilling", and Pancho's Boobie Tea Pot
Nov 22, 2025I'm all about proper protocol but when parents have to start granting consent from their newborn before they can remove a poopy diaper, protocol goes down the commode. You can now chat with the Almighty right from your smartphone and pray to Jesus just like you would do a Google search! Windmills look so picturesque when seen against a sunset. But for 2 dudes from Scotland, the "windmills" they displayed to their neighborhood (including small children) was something that would never be "unseen". And if you take milk with your tea, my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" has the perfect teapot...
Duration: 01:50:39Bass Pro Shop Bathroom Beatdown, Naked Chainsawing, and A Bearista Cup Bruhaha
Nov 19, 2025If you thought things could get tense when a line of women are trying to get into a bathroom, wait until you hear about what happens when a bunch of men at a Bass Pro Shop need to potty! You've heard stories of naked gardening, but now you're treated in this episode to naked chainsawing. But the neighbors were not amused. Starbucks Coffee may not get a lot of attention but their glass Bearista Cups sure did cause a lot of stupidity. And there's even more stupidity where all this came from...
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
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Police Pig On The Loose!, Big Boob Bubbles, Police Chief Stung By Hooker Crime
Nov 15, 2025An officer with the City of Buffalo couldn't keep his "Breakfast" contained and it went after a woman in his neighborhood. A man in the UK couldn't stop looking at boobs after his eye surgery. A police chief couldn't stop helping prostitutes get off the street and got caught up in a sting operation. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will explain all this stupidity and it could get unpredictable.
In this Weekend Episode...
A Piece of My Mind…People Share More With AI Chatbots Introduced as HumanWomen Can Read Age and Testosterone Level From a...
Pantless Police Officer On Zoom, Walmart Monkey In A Diaper, and An AZ Judge Peein In The Bushes
Nov 12, 2025Halloween really brings out the stupid in people and we have some examples. Also a judge saw too much evidence displayed by a police officer in a Zoom hearing when it was revealed that the cop was revealing more than he focused on. Attention Walmart shopper...loose monkey in a diaper in the Halloween department. A ticket in the hand is better than a sitting judge caught peeing in the bushes. Confused? You shouldn't be...this is a podcast about stupidity.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode....
A United Flight Delayed 4 Hours After Flight Attendants Get Into A...
College Kids Cheat AND Apologize With AI, Duckfaced Woman On A Roller Coaster, and Nutmaxxing
Nov 08, 2025It's bad enough to cheat on a college paper by using artificial intelligence. But when the profs caught the cheaters, the profs began getting letters of apology....ony to later discover that the apology letters were also written with AI. Riding a roller coaster to experience the thrill of speed and gravity defiance was suddenly interruped for one woman who got duckfaced...by a real duck. Guys love to brag about their manhood and as you'll find out from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", some of these guys are changing their diets to give their firehoses more pressure.
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Booger Candy, A "Glam Campbell" AI Remix, and Smashing Pumpkins At Target
Nov 05, 2025You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose and now you can pick up some booger candy ...but I wouldn't recommend you put that in your nose. Someone who had more spare time on their hands than time would allow wondered what Glen Campbell's 1975 hit, "Rhinestone Cowboy" would sound like if it were done by an 80's glam metal band. So, he used a little AI and voila! Glen Campbell now has a mullet and a mission. If you wanted to see smashing pumkins at Target, you could have been the one harassing a a FL man...
Duration: 01:26:04Skeleton Strip Show Snitfit, 67, Monkey Madness, & ‘Whitexicans’ In Queens
Nov 01, 2025Halloween sure brings out the stupid in people and this is the place to find out how. Monkeys one the loose both virtually and literally from NJ to MS. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" who considers himself a "Mexican-In-Law" has news about how New Yorkers are losing their minds over a restaurant that triggers all the left-wingnuts. 67.
In This Weekend Episode...
"A Piece of My Mind"…'67' is Dictionary.com's 2025 Word of the YearNew York Restaurant Named ‘Whitexicans’: Cue The OUTRAGEHigh School Teacher Is 'Uncomfortable' Because Many Of Her Students Are Sucking On Pacifiers During ClassA...
The Ultimate Bush Thongs, Montana Pumpkin Mystery, and A Diamond-Encrusted Eyeball
Oct 29, 2025Just when you thought Kim Kardashian couldn't get any more stupid ideas, we now have an option to buy our girl a frisky thong with pubic hair. A 30-year long mystery has plagued the Missoula campus of the University of Montana that finds a pumpkin somehow impaled atop of a spire high above the Main Hall. No one knows who, why, or how. Would you trust a jeweler who had an actual diamond IN his eye?
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
Airline Upcharges Customers To Recline Their Plane SeatKim Kardashian Released Underwear with Faux Pubic HairSchool Therapist...
Toxic Toad Licking, Smart Bed Snafu, and A Slow Check-Out Stabbing
Oct 25, 2025Having the insaciable urge to lick something should lead a person to an ice cream cone or a lolipop--not frogs. But some people are just stupid, as you will discover when my Insane FL Nephew Pancho Guero will tell you. A lot of smart beds got stupid when the massive outage occurred at Amazon Web Services (AWS), leaving some night owls sleeping like a taco. Rage can manifest itself rapidly when life isn't moving fast enough for some people. Like those in a check-out line who just saw a great deal on a set of kitchen knives.
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Scent-Based Alarm Clocks, Thermos Up The Rectum, and A Crock-Pot Cauldron
Oct 18, 2025Imagine waking up to the smell of fresh coffee, bacon, or gasoline. Just pick what suits your fancy the next time you have a hotel stay. Some Holiday Inn Express hotels are introducing scent-based alarm clocks! Was this guy trying to keep his soup warm when he shoved what looks to be a 20-oz. THERMOS up his "exit ramp"? As my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guerdo" will tell you, Sherif Grady Judd is confused. Some TikTok witches are not happy with the Crock-Pot people who promised them Halloween caultrons. Would they be able to cast a spell on the company w...
Duration: 01:34:47Career Catfishing, His & Hers DUI, and Taylor Swift's "Wood"
Oct 15, 2025You might have been the victim of or the perputrator to the dating scam known as "catfishing" where you portray yourself as something you're not. Now this has evolved to the job hunting profession. When you say your wedding vows, you typically promise "to death do us part"...but can you also comimit "to DUI do us serve"? One couple did & ended up cellmates. Taylor Swift's new album has the Swifties talking about her fiance's "features" cleverly disguised in one of the songs on that new album. But does Travis Kelcie like it???
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
Death-Themed Coffee, Mushroom Mocktails, and Diarrhea In The Face
Oct 08, 2025Would you pick up a cup of "Graveyard Shift Coffee" on your way into the hospital to visit your terminally ill grandma? The Mayo Clinic would probably not endose this, so they booted the death-themed coffee truck from its parking lot. Would you spare the hangover by drinking a mocktail made from mushrooms? Would you consider a career in corrections if your job included risks like having diarrhea thrown in your face? Find out what happens in these and more stupid encounters in our Midweek BONUS Episode.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
A Hospital Booted a Death-Themed...
Billboard Bachelorette, Eating Peacocks For Spite, and A $10M "Seed Round" For Sperm Races
Oct 04, 2025Forget being a mail-order bride, that's so old-fashioned. Be a Billboard Bride aan tell everyone you're "available" with an online application. One way to teach your neighbors about not feeding your pets is to EAT them. The pets. Not the neighbors. A Florida man did just that with his peacocks. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", thinks ESPN should cash in on the latest college sports craze...Sperm racing! It's taking swimming to a whole new level.
In this Weekend Episode...
A Piece of My Mind…(It's Come To THIS)...Parents Now Book ‘Appointments’ With Kids For Qualit...
In-n-Out Burger's "Home Run", Meltdown In The Delta Lounge, and An NFL "Poo-Nami"
Oct 01, 2025When you hit a "home run" at an In-n-Out Burger, you're not coming in first. When you crash a Delta Sky Lounge without credentials, you're are going out first. When you change a baby's diaper, you really don't know what's coming out first. You'll understand all of these when you check out this Midweek BONUS Episode...
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
In-N-Out Burger Has Your Back When It Comes to Line Cutters–Should All Drive-Thrus Have This Policy?California Restaurant Workers Duke It Out in a Benihana BrawlA Man Was Accused of Crashing His Car...and Hurling Ki...
IgNoble Awards, Bus Driver "Cooks" Students, and A FL Bear's Tale
Sep 27, 2025Did you know you can actually get an "award" for inventing something stupid? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" breaks down the recent recipients of the "Ig-Noble" Awards. Those elementary school kids can drive teachers nuts sometimes. They also drive the bus drivers to the point of stupidity...and one school bus driver used the heater to "cook" those kids. If you thought living in FL means having gators invade your home, you're right--most of the time, except when a BEAR watzes into your garage & gets flips out when the automatic garage door closes.
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Emotional Support Gator At Walmart, Rebelious Austrian Nuns, and Hotpot Pee
Sep 23, 2025You are likely to see just about anything inside any given Walmart. But what about an alligator in a shopping cart...in a dress? After 85+ years living the "straight and narrow" as nuns, 3 octogenarian sisters are not about to be told where to retire. When you're young and stupid there's a pretty good chance you're going to do something that will live on well past your retirement. And taking a pee in a pot of soup in a fancy restaurant will guarantee just that.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
Elton John Had His Old Kneecaps Baked Into...
Dorm Room Bear Skinning, Birthday Cake Bottle Rockets, and Brake-Checking An Ambulance
Sep 20, 2025Oh, those silly college kids. They will do just about anything stupid. Sometime illegal...but there's no laws broken when 2 Cornell students bag a bear and skin it in the dorm. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" describes all the gory details. Some parents didn't read the package when they bought birthday candles for their kids because it turned out as a Roman candle event. Those New York drivers always have to feel dominant on the highway. And when an ambulance passes one on its way to an emergency call, one New York motorist, feels it's his job to make...
Duration: 01:52:13Blue and Red Squirrels, DUI In A Pink Barbie Jeep, & CPR On A Coon
Sep 17, 2025Red Pill or Blue Pill? That was the question in The Matrix. So, where would you find Red Squirrel or Blue Squirrel? In this podcast! You get thirsty for a slurpie & you don't want to walk...and you're a little tipsy...what to do? Grab your daughter's pink Barbie Jeep & head for the 7-Eleven. You have to really love animals to give a coon CPR. And the coon must really love moonshine because it passed out drunk in a pool of water inside a dumpster after eating a moonshine-soaked peach. You get the exclusive story right here.
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Nestlé' CEO's "Swiss Miss", Stupid Work Mistakes, and "Phillies Karen"
Sep 13, 2025There was no JumboTron expose like what happened at the Coldplay concert, but it was a hotline that the mistress of the Nestlé CEO put him in "hot chocolate" by reporting his affair with a company employee. It's one thing when the CEO of a major comany makes a stupid work mistake, but what about the regular slobs? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells about the one Phillies fan who made the mistake of becoming a "Karen" at a FL Marlins game in FL where she demanded the home run ball a father grabbed for his son...on his b...
Duration: 02:08:12A Crime-Fighting Nun, Cracker Barrel Blow-up, and Catfighting At Walmart
Sep 10, 2025The 1960's-era TV show called, The Flying Nun, is nothing compared to the crime-fighting nun of Pittsburgh. Some surprises you may not have realized from the still-ongoing controversy that has really burnt the biscuits at Cracker Barrel. Nothing screams "Walmart" like a knock-down, drag-out involving a crowd of women in the check-out aisle.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
"P as in Pork": A Dermatology Office's Silly Voicemail Is Going ViralFall Is Coming: So It's Almost "Butter Candle" Season Again!A Man's Dog Pooped on a Neighbor's Lawn, & She Pulled a Gun on HimUK’s Thames River 'Wet Wip...
Naked Yoga, The Dude Wipe "Tush Push", and A Fouled-Up Foot Fetish
Sep 06, 2025It's supposed to enhance body positivity, fitness, and self-esteem when you engage in nude yoga. But does it do anything else? Americans will find anything to sponsor to make some money and that even includes the (in)famous Tush Push NFL play by the Philadelphia Eagles. And they've found the perfect sponsor. Meeting someone in a hotel room that you first encountered on a dating app is strange enough. And if it's with a fellow with a foot fetish, it just broke the strange meter. And this guy took it a step farther. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", also...
Duration: 01:46:39Judge Flubs Verdict; Nude Airline Gate Show; Little Leage Betting
Sep 03, 2025How would you feel if you get a "Guilty" verdict in court for a crime you didn't commit...only to find out 20 seconds later that the judge messed up reading the verdict? Wonder how the judge feels? It can be pretty boring waiting around the airport for your flight to be called, but if you have some striptease entertainment, it might make the time go by faster--or slower--depending on who the "entertainer" is. This entertainer was a man who put on a show at a Jed Blue gate in the Boston-Logan International Airport. The gambling apps are multiplying faster than...
Duration: 01:20:35Super-Glued Teeth; Catfishing Fishermen; and Hamstering On A Sunroof
Aug 30, 2025Would you trust your teeth to the Tapp Inn Beauty Bar to veneer your teeth...even if they used Gorrilla Glue? Some did and paid a hefty price! There are fishermen posing as interested women on dating apps so they can steal other fishermen's favorite fishing spots. Inspiration for enhancing romance has been found in how hamsters drink water! Curious? My Insane Florida Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will amaze you with what they're doing on a sunroof.
In This Weekend Episode...
A Piece of My Mind… Church On Sundays Linked, Then Friday Night Lights? Religious Attendance Linked to Mo...
Radioactive Shrimp; Biohazard Diarrhea; and Pregnant Robots!
Aug 27, 2025If you eat frozen shrimp from Walmart, you might glow in the dark! If you eat undercooked hamburger in a foreign country, your trip home may be explosive in the plane's bathroom. Robots may soon be surragates for your next baby!
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
You Should Probably Not Eat the Radioactive Shrimp from WalmartAngler Hooked a 4-ft. Alligator…in PennsylvaniaMan's Truck Stolen—While He's In The Truck's BedLong Island Official Drops NSFW Line While Hyping Up America's 250th BirthdayFlight Canceled After Female Passenger Had 'Biohazard' Diarrhea That Destroyed BathroomNeighbor From Hell Places TRAIN Horn onto...
Life-saving Pilot Gets The Bird; Toothpaste From Hair; and A Stinky Butt Boyfriend
Aug 23, 2025You would think that a pilot that made an emergency landing to save a French woman's life would be thanked instead of given the "bird"! You could be brushing your teeth in 3 years with toothpaste made from hair. And a stinky relationship soured because of soiled underwear...on purpose! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains why a man thinks wiping his butt will make him "gay".
In This Weekend Episode...
A Piece of My Mind… 79% Of Gen Z Workers Have Their Parents Talk To Their Bosses—Instead Of Doing It ThemselvesFL Congresswoman says lawmakers have evidence of ‘...
Ketchup Smoothies, Stolen Labubu Doll Spree; and Fridge-Humping
Aug 20, 2025Heinz is again putting out more stupid variations how to enjoy ketchup...this time as a smoothie! There's a labubu doll craze that is drawing theives who try to sell them on the black market. You find a lot of unique items at Trader Joe's but you may not be prepared to see a man humping a fridge.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
London Teen on Family Vacation Boards Wrong Flight, Ends Up in MilanMan Goes to Homegoods and Gets Scratched by a BatGrown Woman Gets Stuck Inside of Chuck E. Cheese Game Before Getting Rescued...
Adult Binkies; A Mayo Marraige; & A Beer Run To The Hospital
Aug 16, 2025You have to be pretty stressed to regress all the way back to your infancy but that's what grown-@$$ adults are doing by sucking a pacifier to calm down. You have to be pretty starved for attention to agree to having a jar of Hellman's Mayonnaise pronounce you man and wife. And you have to be pretty stupid to shoot your wife and then make a beer run as you take her to the ER. My Insane FL Nephew kicks off the 7th Season of the podcast with even more stupider stupidity.
In this Episode...
A Piece...
Smokey Bear Bust; Ozempic Face; Chuck-E-Cheese Birthday Brawl
Aug 13, 2025Only Smokey can prevent crime when a FL man is busted by a bear for swiping signs in FL. One small side effect of losing weight with Ozempic is you look OLD and in need of a facelift. What better place for grown-ups to engage in a public brawl than at a kid's playground like Chuck-E-Cheese! You won't find better stupidity than right here!
In this SEASON 7 PREMIERE Midweek BONUS Episode...
Drivers Going 1-mph *Below* the Speed Limit "Could Face Jail" in LADid a Ring Camera in L.A. Catch a Real Live Alien on...
Poopy Plane Passengers; 3 Wives In 3 Counties; and Radoactive Wasps
Aug 09, 2025You're under enough stress just getting through a large, International airport and you don't need raw sewage to rain down on you to make things any worse. But that's exactly what happened to Atlanta Hartsfield International Airport passengers. One crafty FL man managed to get away with being married to 3 wives simultaneously in 3 counties until one wife got wise. If you're no fan of bugs with stingers, you'll certainly be no fan of radioactive bugs with stingers! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" also break down the biological understanding of keeping important body parts cool in the heat.
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Pervy Plane Couple Perform For Kids; Naked Boat Joyride Down The Hudson; and South Park "Trumps" Season Opener
Aug 06, 2025There was no movie on this flight but there was a show and the kids got an eyefull. New Yorkers got an eyefull of a joyride by a naked man floating down the Hudson. And fans of South Park's season premiere were treated to an "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Little Presidential Peenie".
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
TSA: 'Stop Hiding Animals in Weird Places'Doctor's Notes Are No Longer Excusing Absences from SchoolPERVY Couple on a Plane Arrested For Mile High Oral Sex in Front of KidsWomen Can Request Women Uber DriversThief Takes Naked Boat Joyride and Uses a Di...
A Pizza Pie High; Mom Drives The Getaway Car; & A Raw Sewage Swim
Aug 02, 2025Imagine a place where you can get your high and your munchies all at the same time with the same food! Instead of having your mom go with you to your job interview, just ask her to go as your getaway driver after you rob an arcade! Being an Internet influencer means you have to do a lot of things to get likes, but would you unknowingly swim in raw sewage? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will show you stupidity like you've never been shown before!
In this Weekend Episode...
It's a 'Black...
"Sleeping Beauty" DUI; 4 Kids-1 Birthday-Different Years; Penn State Grad Gives Golden Showers
Jul 30, 2025A Florida Man tried to play "possum" by pretending to be asleep after cops caught him driving drunk. It didn't work. Imgaine how convenient it would be to celebrate all 4 of your kids' birthdays all in one day. Easy to do if you had quadruplets. But what if all 4 were born in different years? One Penn State Grad showed off what he learned in college by getting drunk at a Florida bar and then peeing off a rooftop on to the customers below.
In This Midweek BONUS Episode....
Mom Calls Cops After Being 'Accosted' by Fellow Moms...
Cuddling Coldplay Couple Caught; West VA Love Triangle; And A Crazy Wedding Stalker Toast
Jul 26, 2025By now if you are unaware of the couple caught like a deer in the headlights on a Coldplay concert "Kiss Cam", you're living under a rock. Well, my Insane FL Nephew Pancho Guero saw it and told me about it! So we have a lot of fun with it this week. Another lover caught in a tight squeeze happened in West Virginia and this one didn't have a kiss cam. It involved brass knuckles. In our "love gone wrong" theme this week, we also encounter a crazy stalker who grabbed a mic at a wedding reception to toast more...
Duration: 01:47:50Balls-Out Bowling; A 5-y/o's $3K Amazon Shopping Spree; & A 23-lb. Bouncing Baby Boy
Jul 23, 2025Pittsburghers were able to strike up some action without the cumbersome clothing for an afternoon of nekkid bowling. A toddler was able to strike it big on his parent's Amazon credit card when he ordered $3K in goodies. A mom struck a nerve when she shared the photo of her 23-pound bouncing baby boy on the Internet.
Inside this Midweek BONUS Episode...
Nasty Fight Breaks Out on Plane—Lawyer Tries to Skip Line & Deboard 1stAmazon Kept Sending a Woman Hundreds of Fake Leather Seat CoversPittsburgh Naturist Group Revives ‘Balls Out Bowling’ Event'Good way to end up dead'–FL Sheri...
An Annabelle Conjuring; A Terrifying Teddy Bear; & Phone Porn On Your Lockscreen
Jul 19, 2025When an average Joe suddently dies in a paranormal mystery, not much is made of it. But when a paranormal investigator who is in Gettysburg, PA with Annabelle the doll turns up dead, you might want to look into that. What do you do if you find a lost teddy bear lying on a sidewalk in a shopping area? Would you freak out if you saw it looked like it was made from human skin. Well, somebody did. Somebody also left their phone when they had a hospital visit and the nurses found it. They also found the phone had...
Duration: 01:37:48Stupid Super Speeder; Italian Flat Fiat; & A Meth-Smoking Birthday Train Hijacking
Jul 16, 2025A Florida Man got the award for the first person arrested for a new "super speeder" law that was in effect a mere TWO MINUTES. An Italian mechanic is shooting for a world record for his Fiat that is barely wide enough for one person to sit in. It was a birthday to remember for one Florida Man on meth who hijacked a train & picked up passengers around Key West.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
A Drunk Driver Had 73 Empty Beer Cans in His CarNurse Finds Drugs, Needles, & a Lighter in a FL Man's RECTUM During SurgeryA "...
The BBL Smell; TSA Targets "Swamp Crotch"; & Beating Depression By Beating Off
Jul 12, 2025We've already talked about how guys AND gals are getting Brazilian Butt Lifts, but have we told you how you SMELL when you get one? The scanners at the airport can't smell, but they can detect "swamp crotch" that that will get you patted down by the TSA. All of this may sound depressing so we have a solution for that..."Just Beat It!".
In this Weekend Episode with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"...
A Piece of My Mind… Rock Band Reveals It’s Entirely AI-Generated—Down to the Actual MusiciansA Man Was Caught Drug Dealing...While...
Fancy Ice; Airline Gastroenteritis Explosion; & A Boyfriend Bonfire
Jul 09, 2025You know the heat is getting to New Yorkers when they're selling ice that's more expensive than the drink! Airline passengers were held hostage while one man spewed bodily fluids out of both ends during a flight. Talk about a "psycho girlfriend"...one poor guy was set ablaze at a gas station when his gal torched him at a gas station and then drove off!
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
'Burglar' Gets Stuck in Chimney…Trying to Retrieve His Dog From Locked CT Park BathroomHeatwave Trend In NYC: Fancy Ice—& Bars Are Happy to Pay For The Upgr...
Shelf-Like Butt; Pole-Dancer Grad Gift; and A Sprinter Spills His Junk
Jul 05, 2025Men are now trying to have a Kardasian butt when they go to the gym. A mom would do anything to show her pride for her graduating son--including getting pole dancers to perform across the school gate. The Pride of the USA was on full display when Chris Robinson had a very defined and a very live wardrobe malfunction while running for a 1st place prize.
In this Weekend Episode...
[A Piece of My Mnd] Arsonist Sets Wildfire, Opens Fire On Firefighters, Police In Ambush…& 5th-Grade Girls Devised Plot to Kill AZ Boy & Fake His SuicideGym Bros Ar...
A "Knock-Knock Joke" Stampede; Chatbot Marraige Proposal; Grandma Leaves Her Male Escort $1M
Jun 28, 2025When does a "knock-knock" joke cause a stampede? When you have someone stupid barge onto a stage in a school tournament with a backpack. When does a marraige proposal get stupid? When a man with a girlfriend & kids asks his A.I. Chatbot to marry him. When does the reading of a will get stupid? When the family finds out their grandma had a male escort & she left him all her inheritance.
In thie Weekend Episode...
[A Piece of My Mind] JERK of a Guy's "Knock Knock" Joke Causes 1,000-Person Stampede at
High School Debate Tournament"...
World's Best Farter-In Court? Rubber Bullet To The Groin! A "Lolita's Line" School Bus!
Jun 25, 2025If you have to face the judge, it's best to find a wardrobe that does not present you as the "World's Best Farter". ICE protests got one guy a rubber bullet to his manhood & he wound up in the hospital with some deflated balls. Some Canadian school children got to be in "Lolita's Line" as they boarded a school bus driven by a man in a pink school girl uniform with white stockings and platform shoes.
In This Midweek BONUS Episode...
A 72-y/o FL Man Has Called 911 on His Neighbors...647 TimesA 64-y/o FL Woman Arrested...
Selfie In The Slammer; PA Can "FIll Your Hole; Ozempic Delivers BIG Results In Men
Jun 21, 2025Some people will go to new levels of stupidity to get that perfect selfie. Even if it means getting locked in a jail cell...by accident. A town in PA has found a catchy way for people to remember how to get their holes filled. Men have found a side effect from a diet drug that does not make their manhood thinner. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a real "bonus" for your anus if you love chocolate buttholes.
In this Weekend Episode...
[A Piece of My Mind] Singer Protested ICE with Spanish Rendition of...
Cicada Craziness; "Fine Water" Tasting; & An 80ft. Phallus Seen From Space
Jun 18, 2025If you thought water was tasteless, think again. Apparently rich people have better taste in ways you've never expected. I know those crazy cicadas are big, but I didn't think they were big enough to cause a car crash. But if we're talking "big" nothing's bigger than what Google Maps caught from space that was carved into a baseball field.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
So Now We're Supposed to Attend "Grandma Showers" Too?Rich People Are Ditching Fine Wine to Waste Money on "Fine Water"Couple Who Met Playing Pokemon GO Get Married At Pokemon FestivalCoComelon...
Stealing Wind, Stolen Bathroom Vanity--On A BIKE; & A 200-y/o Condom
Jun 14, 2025You may have heard of "breaking wind", but stealing it? The Belgians have found themselves in a little "Dutch"... If you're remodeling your home in Memphis, TN you'd better secure your bathroom. Some bold theives rode off with a vanity on their BIKES. A Dutch museum is educating patrons on 17th century sex with a display of a condom made from a sheep's appendix.
In This Episode...
[A Piece of My Mind] $2,500: The Average American Would Pay for Some Peace & QuietBelgians Accused of 'Stealing Wind' From the DutchA Woman Strangled Her Roommate Over Dirty DishesArchaeologists Unearth Ancient...
Dancing Naked At 35,000 ft.; Ed The Zebra On The Loose; & Truck Nuts Ban In Idaho
Jun 11, 2025David danced naked before the Lord in the Old Testament in the Bible, but I don't think the Britih Airways crew member was getting religious in the World Club cabin toilet. It's pretty common to see a traffic jam on I-24 in Central TN but not caused by a zebra on the loose running down the interstate. If you're planning on driving to or through the state of Idaho, you'd better cover your nuts...and your breasts...
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
A Man Posed as a Tool Rep to Shoplift from Home DepotTikTok Trend: Putting Jalapenos...
Bear On The Stove; A Titillating Teams Call; & Fart-Infected Sinuses
Jun 07, 2025Imaging hearing a crash at 5am in your house & you are expecting to find a burglar. Instead, you see is a bear on your stove & a hole in your ceiling. It was a reality for a Kentucky homeowner. Imagine having a Teams meeting with your co-workers working from home when one stands up without realizing he's not wearing pants--OR underwear. And imagine suffering with a sinus infection for 7 years...caused by your ex-boyfriend, who farted in your face. Well, you don't have to image any of this because it really happened. And my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" is back...
Duration: 01:54:03Stick A Fork in Mama; Fat Miss Piggy On A Plane; & Water-Based Cooking
Jun 04, 2025If you've had enough of your mother, just stick a fork in her. One woman tried...and failed. A bratty little pipsquek called a woman a "fat Miss Piggy" and got his head shoved into the window of an airline. The fat "Miss Piggy" got an FBI investigation. If you want to reverse aging, just start emplementing "water-based cooking"...a.k.a. "boiling".
In thie Midweek BONUS Episode...
A Woman Threatened to "Fork" Her Elderly MotherPeople Are Debating Whether You "Introduce Yourself" When Calling CompaniesAirline Invoices $1300 to Former Flight Attendant Who Quit Because She Wasn't Making Enough...
A $640 "Rump" Watch; a Lowe's "Love Shack"; & The Final P00P Score
May 31, 2025If you ordered a fancy $640 Trump watch, you would expect it to have been made with spellcheck. A shopping trip to a Lowe's hardware store resulted in a discovery inside a storage shed that was not expected...which included a naked man & Vasoline. A beloved score bug seen on TV for years when 2 rival baseball teams played is being put to rest in a solumn salute.
In this Episode...
A Guy Steals His Roommate's Cake...Has an Allergic Reaction...& Accuses the Roommate of "Poisoning Him"Brilliant or Stupid? Wash Your Crocs in the DishwasherWoman Can't Flush Toilet...
A Boob Cake For a 3-y/o; A Gum-Chewing Naked Intruder; & Exploding Birds
May 24, 2025How do you wean a 3-y/o from breast feeding? Let 'em eat cake! But does it have to be a "Boob Cake"? It's a big enough shock to come home to find a naked man in your bed & your house ransacked, but then you find a softball-size wad of gum that he left on your dining room table. It's not the "Plop-plop, fizz-fizz" that's blowing up birds in CA, but it does have police & the public stumped. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, is back thanks to a "workaround" with another podcast platform to get him connected this week!<...
Duration: 01:40:20Bare Nekkid Stupidity; 70,000 Dum-Dums; & "Nacho" Leggings Assault
May 21, 2025The best stupidity is naked stupidty & it's not just limited to airports. A Kentucky 7-y/o loves suckers but it was his mom who was the real sucker. If there's going to be an assault with food, it's probably going to happen in FL. And now, nachos have been declared a weapon between two lesbians who got into a fight over food.
In this week's Midweek Bonus Episode...
PA Man Caught Peeing In the Holy Water Font In ChurchA Kid in KY "Accidentally" Orders 70,000 Dum-Dums Lollipops on AmazonMan Sits Naked in St. Louis Airport Tries to Run...
Homeowner Moves In With Squatters; Chainsaw-Wielding Clown; & A Meth-Smoking Coon
May 17, 2025If you can't beat 'em--JOIN 'EM. A homeowner who was stunted by state law in evicting squatters in a home he's was trying to sell through a realtor, just moved in with them. The he PAID them to LEAVE. This is not a Steven King movie...it's for real...a neighborhood was shaken when police came in & arrested a CLOWN wielding a CHAINSAW. The Police were shaken when they stopped a woman in OH & there--on the passenger's seat--was a COON with a METH PIPE in its mouth trying to SMOKE it.
This week we are Pancho-less because of...
Florida's Toilet Seat Cut; British Beaver Farts; And A Pants-less FL Man Named "Charles Dickens"
May 14, 2025This is Florida's way of dropping bread crumbs so you remember how to get somewhere, except it's not bread crumbs--it's toilet seats. A UK Beaver Officer explains the importance of beaver farts. Meet a man walking around without pants in Florida who told police he goes by the name of "Charles Dickens".
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
0.000001% Chance: A Husband and Wife Were Picked for the Same JuryA Beaver Breaks Wind with PurposeOnlyFans Star Bonnie Blue Turned Down $50K Offer for a Jar of Her Farts'Birthday Suit Bandit': Naked FL Man Caught Trying to Break Into Woman's...
The Lop-Sided "Crooked Man"; Parents' Stupid Daycare Requests; & The Raging Car Pooper
May 10, 2025If you are only half-interested in working out, just work out half of your body. Then you'll look like the famous "Trap Man". Parents are the worst nightmare for daycare workers and teachers. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has proof. Road ragers have upped their game from just yelling at you or cutting you off, to pooping on your hood.
In this Episode...
[A Piece of My Mind] Trump Wants To Reopen AlcatrazMan Works Out Just One Side of His Body To Defy Beauty StandardsBabysitter Reveals 'Inappropriate' Shirt That Made Family Refuse to Pay Her & Insult...
Walmart Locks Up Your Meat; Woodpecker With High-T; & A.I. "Wisdom"
May 07, 2025You know it's bad when you have to have your meat locked up at Walmart. A Florida neighborhood has a high testosterone problem...with a woodpecker. If you have some stupid B.S. to share, then give it to Google Gemini & you'll sound like Socrates!
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
The Latest Protein Hack: Snacking on a Wedge of Parmesan CheeseA Man Got Caught Breaking Out of Jail, 48 Hours Before His Scheduled ReleaseFL Woman Impersonates ICE Agent to 'Arrest' Her Ex-Boyfriend's WifeYour Walmart Is Locking Up...MeatFL Teen Accused of Attempted Murder After Putting Bleach in Adoptive...
Stupid Sanders Prank, A Rat Salad, & The Sperm Race Winner
May 03, 2025I love a good prank as much as anyone, but the moron who pulled the NFL Draft prank on Shedeur Sanders was a bona-fide low-life. Who ever made the salad for one lady in a restaurant forgot to ask her if she wanted to upcharge the order with some fresh rodent! To highlight male fertility, the first-ever Sperm Race was held & won by who else? A guy named, "Milker".
In this Episode...
STUPID PRANK: Son of Falcons Coordinator Ulbrich Admits to Sanders NFL Draft Faux Phone CallA Man Discovered He Accidentally Bought Back His Own Stolen CarPassengers...
Pope Francis, Club "Bouncer"; Beer Cave Potty; & A Pizzaria's "Bitching Fee"
Apr 30, 2025Did you know the former Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church was a club bouncer in his native Argentina? A woman who really had to "go", went in a beer cave at a PA convenience store despite the bathroom being located right next door. If you don't like something at this pizza shop, you're gonna get billed for bitchin' about it.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
UPDATE: Toco the Human Collie Who Lives in $16K Dog Suit May Be Forced to Close His Human 'Zoo'And Now, There's a Shortage of...Cousins(Hell Hath No Fury)....Woman Runs...
Hammer To The Cheekbones; Bare Minimum For A Husband; & Frozen Brazillian Butt
Apr 26, 2025My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is surrounded by viruses from his 2 "Little Panchos" & is still waiting for them to find the one remaining Easter egg. He, in the meantime, is just in "survival mode"... He also delves into the new trend of "looksmaxxing". We also hear about a social media influencer who wasn't prepared for a photo shoot in a bikini in sub-freezing temps! And just how far will a woman go to find the perfect husband...if she can get anyone to accept?
In this Episode...
[A Piece of My Mind] Nearly Half of Teens...
A Cotton-Pickin' Democrat; A 911 McD's Order; A Principal's Foot Rub
Apr 23, 2025A Texas Democrat found herself alone in the cotton patch after some stupid remarks she made at a church. A emergency dispatcher found herself in the wrong place to order McDonald's--while she's taking a 911 call. An elementary school Asst. Principal found herself in the wrong place to get a foot rub by a 13-y/o student--in her office.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
Flight Passenger Slammed for Spraying ‘So Much’ Disinfectant on Plane That Other Flyers Had Coughing FitsDemocrat Jasmine Crockett: “The Fact is Ain't None of Y'all Trying to Go & Farm Right Now...We Done Picking Cotton...
Sperm Race Betting; Foster Mom Trades Kid For Pet Monkey; & The Assassination Culture
Apr 19, 2025If you're puppies can swim, you will be the fastest fertilizer! If your Foster Mom doesn't like you, she might trade you off for a pet monkey! If you don't like who was elected president, you don't have the option to assassinate them! But some left-of-center people didn't get that memo. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew is trying to get through all of this week's stupidity, but it's hard to keep his composure!
In this Episode...
[A Piece of My Mind] Majority of Left-of-Center Americans Now Justify a Trump AssassinationA Woman Called AAA During a Standoff...
Airport Strip-downs; Pet Chicken Thief; & An Alabama Lunch Lady Teen Lover
Apr 16, 2025It seems nowadays more women choose to take off all their clothes in airports. Police nab a man who nabbed "Polly" the pet chicken & had to perform an intervention. School lunches may not taste very good, but school lunch ladies sure do...especially for a 16-y/o.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
A Fake Trucking Company Stole 80,000 Pounds of Meat Worth $350,000PA Woman Loses $2.5 Million Lottery Ticket Left in Donated JacketMan Eating Cinnamon Bun Robs Grocery Store With MacheteWild Turkeys Chase Mail Carrier Out of NeighborhoodThe Worst Types of Bathrooms Are Port-a-Potties & Gas Station ToiletsFormer FL Principal...
Eating Grandpa--AGAIN; AK-47 Crotch-Shot; & A History of Buttholes
Apr 12, 2025This kids have found another urn & have been playing with grandpa...and he tastes so ...um, well, you'll find out. If you don't know how to use an AK-47, it's not a good idea to show it off. There's a lot to learn about the history of buttholes. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" actually learned some new terms!
In this episode...
[A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Is Being Labeled ‘the Ghosted Generation’The 10 Best April Fools' Stunts Brands Pulled This YearZig-Zag Road Paint Design Leaves Pennsylvania Town SwervingAnother Toddler Is Going Viral...for Accidentally Eati...
Stupidest Parking Ticket; Swimming Hole Sex Show; & Idaho Bans "Truck Nuts"
Apr 09, 2025(00:00:00) Stupidest Parking Ticket; Swimming Hole Sex Show; & Idaho Bans "Truck Nuts"
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Supidity
(00:46:30) insane Week In Review
(00:58:19) Genius Awards
I had 4 hours of my life that I'll never get back taken from the this week. I sat for jury selection...and GOT SELECTED. Ugh. Oh well, it's my "civic duty". Why do they need a radio DJ for a juror? I could have gotten out of it by coming in wearing a MAGA shirt, but I would probably be escorted out by armed security. That was my stupid week. But what about seeing some...
Breast Milk Ice Cream; Stiffed Plumber Re-Clogs Pipe; & Snake Sperm Helps Singing
Apr 05, 2025I love ice cream probably more than I love breasts. But I don't need the 2 combined. Jessica Simpson swears by snake sperm to help her sing. If you call a plumber for an emergency, you'd better be prepared to pay up or get plugged up. My Insane FL Nephew celebrates his 34th birthday & is starting to feel old, but you'd never know it by his email address.
In this Episode...
[A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Says If Your Email Address Looks Like This, You’re Probably OldPastor Tells Ushers To Lock Church Doors Until Congregation Gi...
ED Coffee To "Perk" You Up; An A.I. Suzanne Sommers; & A Meatball Gender Reveal
Apr 02, 2025The best part of wakin' up is putting a little "perk" in your cup of coffee from an ED drug! Forget taxidermy! The widower of "Three's Company" actress Suzanne Sommers can preserve his wife (who's been dead 2 years) with an A.I. robot of her! Mama Mia! We're having spaghetti with no meatballs! It must mean "It's a GIRL!" I'm serving up stupidity on the buffet line in this Midweek BONUS Episode!
In this episode...
Coffee Brand 'Found to Contain Erectile Dysfunction Drug'Tattoo Anxiety? You Can Now Go Under Anesthesia While Getting InkedA Sorority Girl with a...
DNA-4-Sale; Twins Double Wedding AND Honeymoon; & An Anglo Converts To Afro
Mar 29, 2025Keep an eye out for me appearing in an Internet ad near your screen! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" takes his health kick to a new low--the sewer--by drinking "poop water". And besides our own stupidity, we have more from the rest of the world!
In this Episode...
DNA Testing Service 23andMe Files for Bankruptcy–DELETE Your DATA!Twin Brothers Marry Twin Sisters in Double Wedding, Go on Joint Honeymoon(OOPS!)...A Flight Had to Turn Around Over the Pacific Because a PILOT Forgot His Passport(Airplane Purgatory?) Unplanned 8-Hour 'Flight to Nowhere' Leaves Passengers Stuck Wh...
Sweatpant Jeans, Iguana Omlets, & A Naked Man Named, "Weiner"
Mar 26, 2025How casual can you get? Well, try "sweatpant jeans". Can't afford eggs? A man in FL is making omlets with iguana eggs & folks love 'em! What do you call a naked man walking around on the highway? Weiner. As in "Shawn Weiner". And in a podcast about stupidity, you'll hear all about it right here.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
FL Man's BMW Test Drive Tantrum Turns Into a Destructive Rampage; People Keep Mistaking Nail Glue for Eye Drops; Guest Poops All Over Floor & Walls of Cosmic Rewind at EPCOT & People Kept Standing There; The Big Mac Guy...
St. Patty's "Borg" Binge; A Booger-Picker Puncture; & A Man Shot By His DOG
Mar 22, 2025St. Patrick's Day has come and gone and we've got some stupid stories from Boston--the home of the most Irish--who brought the "Borg". If you've ever had a "flapper" in your nose: A nose goblin that's hiding up in the netheregions that you can't get to. One man was digging away so hard, he punctured an artery. A couple learns a lesson about keeping a dog in the house with a loaded gun in bed.
In this episode...
[A Piece Of My Mind] Sorry, Kids. Millennial Parents Say "NO Sleep-overs"; At Least 13 Facing Charges As Gen Z "B...
Butter-Up Your Bawling Baby; Chicken Rentals; & A Super-Glued Bellybutton
Mar 19, 2025If you have a bawling baby, just shove a spoonfull of butter in his pie-hole! Egg prices are still not what they used to be and people are getting back to basics with farm-fresh eggs...thanks to chicken rentals. You can pick your friends but you're stuck with your relatives...who love to stick up your bellybutton with Super Glue! And the insanity never stops.
In This Episode...
Someone Paid $88,000 for a Cheeto That Looks Like a Pokémon; TikTok Says Feeding Your Baby Butter Will Shut Them Up; FL Woman Stabbed Her Boyfriend Because He Wouldn't Eat...
A Train Seat Tryst; A Pretzel Pregnancy; & Orgasm Retreats For Women
Mar 15, 2025This is more complicated than the old country song, "I'm My Own Grandpa". A man fathers a child with a mother AND her daughter. A man tries to father SOMETHING with a TRAIN SEAT. And women spend a week honing the fine art of climaxing. Can it get any more stupid than that? Of course! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" & I will demonstrate in this episode...
In this episode...
[A Piece of My Mind] Parents Spend 67 Hours a Year "Negotiating" With Their Kids; Plan to Build a Road with Radioactive Waste in FL Prompts Legal Challenge; So...
White House Woodshed; Sex Doll Destruction; & The NSA's Sexy Chats
Mar 08, 2025Everybody's got something to say about the way the Ukrainian President got "taken to the woodshed" by President Trump & VP Vance. A Chinese college kid didn't want to say anything about who would find his sex doll...especially his roommate...so he set her on fire. Federal government workers had a LOT to say about their sexual fettishes & fantasies in a NSA chatroom. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is saying alot about the stupidity you're going to hear about this week!
In this episode...
GONE VIRAL: Trump Kicks Ukraine's Zelensky Out Of White House After Oval...
Robo-Pets; FL Man Games Return; & Plumber's Crack Fashion
Mar 05, 2025Why spend money on a dog or a cat when you can have one custom-made with artificial intelligence? My Insane FL Nephew didn't make it to the 2025 FL Man Games...even though it was held down the road from his house, but I still do have the details! Suddenly, fashion models are sporting their "coin slots" in style! And it's CRACK-ing people up.
In this BONUS Midweek Episode...
Dumb Duo Tries to Use a Cannon to Blast Drugs Into a Prison; Could Robot Pets Be the Future? Here's What the Experts Are Predicting; Doctor Under Fire for Gi...
Papa John's Bath Bombs; Tiger Urine For Rheumatism; & Male Enhancements
Mar 01, 2025There's nothing like getting out of the tub smelling nice & fresh...like a freshly baked PIZZA. China once again is ahead of its time by treating Rheumatism with cat pee. Men seem to be more impressed with enhancing their junk than they think the women are. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew, will also relate a story about how much make-up Mrs. Pancho really needs.
In this episode...
[A Piece of My Mind] "Not Guilty" For Being UGLY: Unattractive Faces May Get a Break In Court; Chinese Zoo Sells Tiger Urine for $7, Claims It Treats Rheumatism; Papa Jo...
Emotional Support Chickens, Camo Port-a-Potty Deerstand, & Pre-Sucked Skittles
Feb 26, 2025How many chickens do you need living in your HOA to make you feel safe? For one lady, 1 is one too many! An innovative deer hunter found himself fined for doing "double doody" on private property. A crazy ex-girlfriend really sucked at punking her ex-boyfriend's truck! Plus the weekly rundown of the Insane Week In Review & the weekly winners for our Genius Awards all in this Midweek BONUS Episode!
In this episode...
Doctor Says His Patients Are Still Experiencing Extreme Trauma Over the 2024 Election; FL Driver Passes FL Cop Going 129 Miles Per Hour; Influencer's 'Gorgeous' Dress...
R-Rated Fortune Cookies Mixup; Company Sex Day; & Spunk In Space
Feb 22, 2025What would happen if a man's rocket blasted off in space? We do the math. If you like your fortune cookies with a bit more blue, you'd better make sure they are mailed to the right address. Forget taking a sick day...some companies are offering a sex day & the employees are picking this over a bonus check.
In this episode...
[A Piece of My Mind] Woman Without Kids Posts, Then Deletes Rant About Parents Bringing Their Kids To Costco; R-Rated Fortune Cookies Got Sent to the Wrong Restaurants; Kayaker Describes Being Swallowed By Humpback Whale; Company-Sanctioned 'Se...
Exploding Toilets; Chow Chow Tigers, & Donkey Zebras
Feb 19, 2025Zoos in China must be resorting to anything to bring in visitors. I've got more stories of painted animals posing as exotic exhibits! Potties in Pittsburgh, PA are blowing up...and they're not at the local Mexican restaurants--they're at City Hall! If you want to live a healthy lifestyle, make sure your belly button is oiled well.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
An Exploding Toilet Landed a Guy in the Hospital; Woman charged with harassment in UK's 1st 'cyber-farting' case; IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN: Chinese Zoo Paints Chow Chow Dogs to Look Like Tigers; Chinese Zoo Accused of Pa...
Human Collie Update; Driver's LIcense For The Blind; & A Sewer Pipe Shower
Feb 15, 2025Do you "email like a man? That could be problematic! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has been playing around with "Mrs. Pancho's" GenEmoji app on her phone & well..the results are pretty impressive. He also tells of a lawmaker who protested the election of Donald Trump by sterilizing herself. That'll show him.
In this episode...
[A Piece Of My Mind] Women Are Trying to Sound More ‘Masculine’ When Emailing Co-Workers, But: ‘It is harmful’; [UPDATE!] Toco, The Human Collie, Opens “Zoo” For Others Who Want To Dress Up Like A Dog; A Husband's Affair Was Accidentally Outed, When Hi...
Pee Anxiety; In-Law Boundaries Gone Wild; & Joe Biden-Hollywood Star?
Feb 12, 2025Ol' Joe Biden is now reppin' through a high-profile Hollywood Talent Agency! How long did you have to hold it in so you didn't miss a big play watching the "Big Game"? How far is too far when it comes to your mother-in-law's freedom to completely redecorate your house? More bizzare but true stories to get you through the week!
In this episode...
Sweethearts Says Their "Marry Me" Hearts Are Legally Binding This Year; (Ruh-roh!) Man Who Faked His Own Death To Avoid Paying Child Support Found Alive At Girlfriend’s House; Man Under Investigation After Viral TikT...
Million Dollar Soulmate; Our House In The Middle Of The MOTORWAY; & A "Villain For Hire"
Feb 08, 2025Should the Immigration Service start playing Calliope music to draw illegals to an ICE Cream truck? It might work! Do you have a $2 bill on you? You could be branded as a counterfeiter! A new stupid TikTok prank could get you arrested for felony kidnapping. And have you ever thought about the penis of the future? Neither has my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero!
In this Episode...
[A Piece of My Mind] Terrible TikTok "Prank": "Hey Kids, Wanna Be Kidnapped?"; A Matchmaking Service Will Find Your Soulmate for $1 Million; Young [& Stupid?] Cashiers at Grocery Store Reject Man's $2 Bi...
An Elementary Kid's Kegger; Gunfight At The Wendy's Corral; & Whale Farts Almost Trigger WWIII
Feb 05, 2025Social media stupidity is the best source for this Midweek BONUS Episode with plenty of examples why TikTok should be restricted from the USA. It's causing spontaneous eruptions of stupidity! When is a bologna sandwich a felonious weapon? When it's used in Florida. More examples of Gen Z stupidity when it comes to filing taxes. And of course the latest rundown of the current events with the Insane Week In Review and the "Hall of Fame" for stupidity in the weekly Genius Awards...
In this episode:
FL Elementary School Principal Throws a Kegger f...
Toxic Happiness, Toddlers Eat Grandpa, & Congressional Erections
Feb 01, 2025Gales of hysteric laugh will waft from your podcast player during this Weekend Episode as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" struggles to tell you about what happens when you fall down drunk with your pants down & your pecker freezes to the ice. It gets worse as he completely loses it as he tells a TOUCHING story about father/son bonding...but not in a way you would ever expect. And I'll give you some advice on keeping sacred things out of the reach of climbing toddlers, or you could lose a loved one!
In this episode...
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Twerk While You Work; A Guinea Pig-Sized BUG; & A TikTok Tatoo Remorse
Jan 29, 2025This Midweek BONUS Episode might hit a nerve if you've had "buyer's remorse", except this is a permanent reminder of your stupidity. The latest current events headlines featuring Donald Trump's 1st week as President...again. And a real "genius" in stupidity who has a real BEEF about prime rib! In this episode...
Flight Attendant Sacked for Twerking on the JobFL Woman Accused Of Using Cane Sword To Stab & Kill Her Husband12-y/o Michigan Boy Drives Nearly 100 Miles in Stolen SUVMassive New Bug Species Found, Named After Darth VaderDaycare Worker Fired After Putting 4-y/o in Trash...
Bustin' On Gen Z; Chinese Bullfrog Pizza; & A DIY Vasectomy
Jan 25, 2025In this episode...
Pancho & I can't keep from bustin' on Gen Z because of their stupid work ethics & philosophy! I've got to give a piece of my mind to you about the Nutrition Police that's possibly coming to your neighborhood grocer! And why does my Insane FL Nephew love coconut water so much? Ugh! Here's some of the stupidity we're serving up this weekend...
Gen Z Would Rather Text a Coworker, Even While Sitting Next to ThemGen Z Carry Stuffed Animals Around–They Don’t Care If It’s ‘Dumb’Pizza Hut China Releases Pizza Topped With Fried...
Death By Pig; Decoy Pooper; & The TikTok Teetertotter
Jan 22, 2025In this Midweek BONUS Episode....
FL Meat Thief Busted While Snacking on PizzaWoman Texts Cop, Not Dealer, For Drugs Before Entering Rehab
Buffalo Bills' Mack Hollins Dresses Up as Fred Flintstone & Goes Barefoot in Freezing Cold
A Hot Pocket Thief Was Caught Red-Handed...Eating Hot Pockets
Mel Gibson: Pope & the Vatican Surrounded by Child Molesters—Believes the CatholicChurch is a Counterfeit Parallel Church
Walmart Changes Logo for 1st Time in 20 Years & Shoppers Have Thoughts: 'Someone
Paid for This?'
Wild Coyote Yanked From Refrigerated Section of Chicago AL...
Career Catfishing, Serial Butt-Slappers, & Pleasure From A Horse's Nose
Jan 18, 2025In This Episode:
Woman Removes 6 Ribs to Slim Down–Wants to Make Them Into Crown‘Full bush in a bikini’: the sudden rise of pubic hair positivityPA Woman Gets 2 Boys Drunk AS They Shovel Her Walkway–Then Tries To Hook Up With One
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Graham Crackers Curb Libido; Rear-End Overload; & An OnlyFans Prison Guard Romp
Jan 15, 2025In This Episode:
FL Man Claims Alien Abduction During Alleged Nude Carjacking;Escaped Spider Monkey Turns Up on Side of MO Highway In A Pink Tutu;A Developer Accidentally Demolished the Boyhood Home of AC/DC's Angus & Malcolm Young!
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(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wond...
Don't Eat Your Xmas Tree; Emergency Spare Underware; & Phallic Snowstorm At AccuWeather
Jan 11, 2025In This Episode:
[A Piece Of My Mind] ]Vacationing In The State Of...CANADA?Mom Mistakes Nail Glue for Eyedrops–Endures 2 Months of ''19-y/o Woman's Bust Zooms To A GGG-Cup After Pfizer Covid Vaccine.
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Sword-Weilding Senior; Twerking Porch Pirates, & Hiring Jesus For Your Photoshoot
Jan 08, 2025In This Episode...
FL Woman BITES Her Brother For Praying To Jesus Inside Her House; Memphis Restaurant Has Been Frying Burgers in the Same Grease for Over 100 Years;Middle School Teacher Bans Kids from Saying "Ohio" and "Skibidi Toilet".
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Regifting Stupid Gifts No One Wants; FL Monkey Sightings; & A Porta-Potty Arsonist Goes Up In Flames
Jan 04, 2025in this Episode...
[A Piece of My Mind] Psychic Predicts Alien Contact In 2025;Russian Entrepreneurs Sell 'Snowman Arms' Online;Skincare Addicts are Slathering Their Faces in Beef Fat For Glowing Skin;A Man Gets A "Stiffy" For All The Wrong Reasons!
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Santa Thwarts Thief's Getaway; Brown Snow in Maine; and Liquored-Up & Laid Out!
Dec 28, 2024In This Episode...
[A Piece Of My Mind]-Americans Spend 110 Hours Looking For Something To Watch;Americans Are ‘Over’ Christmas Traditions;Mom Shocked to See Man Who Broke Into Her Home 15 Years Ago at School Orientation With His Own Child;We're Getting More Stupid: IQ Declines In 4 Out of 5 Key Areas
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