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Contessa throws herself a party on Married To Medicine, and then gets mad when Brandi’s husband pays for dinner.  And on an episode about opening the wallet, Dr. Simone’s kids learn the hard way what happens when they ask for too much.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Angel discovers that her WagBnB is no longer available. Did she underestimate how long this season of  Real Housewives of Potomac would shoot? Or did she get evicted?  Meanwhile, Stacey and Kiearna try to bury the hatchet over passive-aggressive burrata.To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Angel discovers that her WagBnB is no longer available. Did she underestimate how long this season of  Real Housewives of Potomac would shoot? Or did she get evicted?  Meanwhile, Stacey and Kiearna try to bury the hatchet over passive-aggressive burrata.To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Jennifer Tilly hosts a sip ‘n’ draw party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where the group meets newbie Amanda. Afterwards, Kyle inches closer to sharing her truth about her dating life. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jennifer Tilly hosts a sip ‘n’ draw party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where the group meets newbie Amanda. Afterwards, Kyle inches closer to sharing her truth about her dating life. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Craig forces a rumor about Shep to light on the latest Southern Charm. Meanwhile, Austen welcomes two kittens to his home, and Whitney wakes up early. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Craig forces a rumor about Shep to light on the latest Southern Charm. Meanwhile, Austen welcomes two kittens to his home, and Whitney wakes up early. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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On the second episode of the Vanderpump Rules reboot, Marcus gets his job back (shocker) and then continues to feud with Kim at Audrey’s birthday.  Plus, Chris has thoughts on ice cream. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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On the second episode of the Vanderpump Rules reboot, Marcus gets his job back (shocker) and then continues to feud with Kim at Audrey’s birthday.  Plus, Chris has thoughts on ice cream. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to Greece for their big trip to Santorini, and we learn a few things along the way: 1) Bronwyn’s marriage is great! 2) Smart people have bucket shaped heads, and 3) Heather will prolong the airplane fight as long as she can. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to Greece for their big trip to Santorini, and we learn a few things along the way: 1) Bronwyn’s marriage is great! 2) Smart people have bucket shaped heads, and 3) Heather will prolong the airplane fight as long as she can. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Below Deck Mediterranean absolutely cannot continue until Nathan makes a choice of lead deckhand. Who will carry the golden chamois? In other news, Kizzie threatens to change all our lives by hooking up with a charter guest. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Married To Medicine focuses on Quad and Simone mess, but this time they do it at a sexy dance class in heels. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Potomac has a dueling weed promo. At one, Wendy tries to remember her PIN and at the other, Stacey and Tia get into it over a lie about Thiemo. Also, Ashley dumps Beavis to search for a rich old guy. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Rachel Zoe returns to tv for the fifteenth season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kyle throws and activity party and Sutton has to face the group after losing to close friendships. You know it’s bad when you bring Reba on as an ally. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Rachel Zoe returns to tv for the fifteenth season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kyle throws and activity party and Sutton has to face the group after losing to close friendships. You know it’s bad when you bring Reba on as an ally. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Southern Charm gang throws a literature party, where Craig wears a lot of guyliner and works himself into a hissy fit after no one knows who his Lost Boy hero is. Also, Austen gets cats to use as an “aw shucks” crush as he gets ready to dump his girlfriend. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Southern Charm gang throws a literature party, where Craig wears a lot of guyliner and works himself into a hissy fit after no one knows who his Lost Boy hero is. Also, Austen gets cats to use as an “aw shucks” crush as he gets ready to dump his girlfriend. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Vanderpump Rules has returned with a whole new cast of ding dongs. They’re younger, they’re dimmer, and their hair has way less helpful products applied. Let’s do this! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City throw on some Founders wigs to yell at Meredith for getting drunk on a plane and pee tests are passed out…but not administered? HEY! I FEEL ROBBED! POP A SQUAT! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City throw on some Founders wigs to yell at Meredith for getting drunk on a plane and pee tests are passed out…but not administered? HEY! I FEEL ROBBED! POP A SQUAT! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Vanderpump Rules has returned with a whole new cast of ding dongs. They’re younger, they’re dimmer, and their hair has way less helpful products applied. Let’s do this! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, Captain Sandy wants Nathan to be a boss. Can he do it?  Not really. Also, Joe is trying something new for the first time: announcing that he’s doing something new!  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, Captain Sandy wants Nathan to be a boss. Can he do it?  Not really. Also, Joe is trying something new for the first time: announcing that he’s doing something new!  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on Crappy Hour, Kandi and Todd call it quits, Porsha comes out with a new girlfriend, Mia gets thrown in the clink, and Leah finally admits that she’s the problem it’s her. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Married To Medicine is back, and in a shocking turn of events, the season begins with Dr. Simone and Quad feuding. At this point, the whole cast is sick of it, but that’s sort of what makes it funny. Plus, Heavenly is missing in action, Toya has allegations, and a new crop of cast members is ready to stir the pot. So far so good! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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It’s not a Bravo show unless there’s a leak! But this is a fun one. The Real Housewives of Potomac try to nail down Stacey for allegedly gossiping to Chris Samuels, but it blows up in their face yet again. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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It’s not a Bravo show unless there’s a leak! But this is a fun one. The Real Housewives of Potomac try to nail down Stacey for allegedly gossiping to Chris Samuels, but it blows up in their face yet again. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City serves up a half-bottle episode at Valter’s as the cast confronts Meredith about her airline behavior. As a bonus, we get a refresher on how Crazy Rich Asians concludes.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City serves up a half-bottle episode at Valter’s as the cast confronts Meredith about her airline behavior. As a bonus, we get a refresher on how Crazy Rich Asians concludes.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The gang on Below Deck Mediterranean go to a beach club where they immediately get down to dry humping.  Afterwards, Nathan struggles to lead his team as spring lines, shackles, and one fugitive tender undermine his authority.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The gang on Below Deck Mediterranean go to a beach club where they immediately get down to dry humping.  Afterwards, Nathan struggles to lead his team as spring lines, shackles, and one fugitive tender undermine his authority.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The girls put in more work to out Stacey as a liar on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and this time, Tia helps. But will it stick? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The girls put in more work to out Stacey as a liar on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and this time, Tia helps. But will it stick? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes off its season by letting Gretchen completely off the hook and turning everything on Tamra. It was frustrating but oddly impressive. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  

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The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes off its season by letting Gretchen completely off the hook and turning everything on Tamra. It was frustrating but oddly impressive. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  

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Southern Charm is back and we’re opening at Madison’s baby shower. Craig is mad at Venita for being team Paige, Salley gets in troubs for not adhering to girl code, and the boys argue over Craig’s fake alcohol recovery storyline. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has a spiritual episode as the ladies struggle with personal relationships. Along the way they make stuffed animals for Britani and feel the holy spirit in Mary’s church.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The blah-chelor continues to whittle down his pool of maidens on Below Deck Med, and meanwhile Kizzi vultures Max, despite Cathy’s declared interest. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Monique Samuels makes her big return to The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Jassi finally gets married!  Both events are brief and maybe not as exciting as we had hoped? But fun times nonetheless. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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We just got back from BravoCon and are here to break it down with our friends Courtney and Mary from Two Judgey Girls! We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion motors on with a surprisingly large amount of Jenn. Tamra avoids scrutiny for her role in the naked-wasted revival; Gretchen skates by for “misspeaking,” and finally Matt Ginella takes the stage and sasses off to the cast. Surely we can’t think she’s a bigot now! You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  

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The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion motors on with a surprisingly large amount of Jenn. Tamra avoids scrutiny for her role in the naked-wasted revival; Gretchen skates by for “misspeaking,” and finally Matt Ginella takes the stage and sasses off to the cast. Surely we can’t think she’s a bigot now! You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City wraps up its Below Deck crossover stint and dives right into a wild controversy involving Meredith, Britani, and one very harrowing flight home. Plus, Bronwyn and Whitney swap surprising stories about their marriages.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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This is part one of a two-part recap

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City wraps up its Below Deck crossover stint and dives right into a wild controversy involving Meredith, Britani, and one very harrowing flight home. Plus, Bronwyn and Whitney swap surprising stories about their marriages.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition sends Wendy to a house full of animals and kids who want more mommying and hopefully multiple degrees. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Kizzy has dumped Tommy on Below Deck Mediterranean, so she’s got the boys right where she wants them…until a new hottie stew enters and ruins K’s chance at a first place prize in the cleaning and possibly the shagging departments. Let the games begin! Also, a run down weirdo has a dating show on the boat. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Kizzy has dumped Tommy on Below Deck Mediterranean, so she’s got the boys right where she wants them…until a new hottie stew enters and ruins K’s chance at a first place prize in the cleaning and possibly the shagging departments. Let the games begin! Also, a run down weirdo has a dating show on the boat. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Real Housewives of Potomac is still on vacation. Gizelle throws a sloot party for Jassi, where Angel gets upset over some gossip and storms out crying. Also, Jassi tries to come for Tia and flops. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Real Housewives of Orange County begins its reunion with Tamra claiming to be changed as she tells Shannon to shut up over and over again, Emily finding a new diagnosis for her son, and Gretchen claiming that Slade works for Liberace. Surely we can’t think she’s a bigot now! You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Real Housewives of Orange County begins its reunion with Tamra claiming to be changed as she tells Shannon to shut up over and over again, Emily finding a new diagnosis for her son, and Gretchen claiming that Slade works for Liberace. Surely we can’t think she’s a bigot now! You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  

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Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition features Emily Simpson trying to get a woman to love her husband as much as she loves her pig. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Busy week in Bravo headlines! Wendy comes for the cops in her case, RHOC releases some fiery reunion clips, RHOA starts shooting and Jen Aydin is shocked that she’s not asked back to RHONJ. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City continues its Below Deck Down Under charter. This time, they dress as zombies to accuse another husband of cheating and we hear that Bronwyn’s guy allegedly gave someone a silent but deadly kiss.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The vegans are stil miffed on Below Deck Mediterranean, but there are other (plant-based) fish to fry now: a sudden storm, a missing headband, and Spanish dancing mandate. Meanwhile, V makes a splash as a deckie.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The vegans are stil miffed on Below Deck Mediterranean, but there are other (plant-based) fish to fry now: a sudden storm, a missing headband, and Spanish dancing mandate. Meanwhile, V makes a splash as a deckie.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Real Housewives of Potomac continues its cast trip, and no one is having more fun than Kierna.  Just kidding!  But in all seriousness, Angel finally has fun with the ladies and settles her beef.  Just kidding!  She’s still mad too. Will K and Angel ever have a good time?  Stay tuned! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Potomac continues its cast trip, and no one is having more fun than Kierna.  Just kidding!  But in all seriousness, Angel finally has fun with the ladies and settles her beef.  Just kidding!  She’s still mad too. Will K and Angel ever have a good time?  Stay tuned! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up its season on a charged note as the women confront Gretchen about liking problematic, homophobic social media posts. Also, Gina feels really, really bad. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  

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The Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up its season on a charged note as the women confront Gretchen about liking problematic, homophobic social media posts. Also, Gina feels really, really bad. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  

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Melissa heads to a messy household in Georgia while a Double Dutch enthusiast steps into the gleaming world of the Gorgas. Highjinks ensue on Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition. Plus, Phaedra! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City goes on Below Deck Down Under where Heather boasts about banging Captain Jason, Angie barfs (probably unrelated), and Lisa is accused of being the mole that read twitter and uncovered Bronwyn goss. Then Angie barfs again. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City goes on Below Deck Down Under where Heather boasts about banging Captain Jason, Angie barfs (probably unrelated), and Lisa is accused of being the mole that read twitter and uncovered Bronwyn goss. Then Angie barfs again. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Below Deck Mediterranean gives us a double dumping and brings a demanding vegan to push the clown chef into a nervous breakdown.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Below Deck Mediterranean gives us a double dumping and brings a demanding vegan to push the clown chef into a nervous breakdown.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Real Housewives of Potomac try to argue at Preakness, and when that doesn’t pan out they head on vacation for another try. This time, Giselle has a huge fight planned over…Instagram filters. It’s all worth it when a noob shuts down Ashley. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Real Housewives of Potomac try to argue at Preakness, and when that doesn’t pan out they head on vacation for another try. This time, Giselle has a huge fight planned over…Instagram filters. It’s all worth it when a noob shuts down Ashley. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Real Housewives of Orange County struggle for stuff to argue over in Amsterdam, but they find a way because they’re pros. Gretchen has some sort of breakdown, but it might be because her Instagram likes are coming to the surface. Watch your tulips, girl. You’re in troubs. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Orange County struggle for stuff to argue over in Amsterdam, but they find a way because they’re pros. Gretchen has some sort of breakdown, but it might be because her Instagram likes are coming to the surface. Watch your tulips, girl. You’re in troubs. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Angie is sent to a ranch in Idaho to live off the land in Bravo’s first Wife Swap episode, and the land lady is sent to Angie’s squeaky clean ice palace in SLC. One place has running water, but one has a daughter who isn’t sick of hearing about Angie’s Greekdom. Will she come back home or stay in the land of spuds? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City centers on a silent but deadly argument, a cherry-less marriage, and the road to Below Deck. Oh, and Bronwyn might be a fraud. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City centers on a silent but deadly argument, a cherry-less marriage, and the road to Below Deck. Oh, and Bronwyn might be a fraud. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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An awful brat on Below Deck Mediterranean demands a late night dip in the ocean, and of course he gets away with it because the deck team has fewer brain cells than a dangling fender. Someone’s on the chopping block, but who? And will anyone ever make Szechuan chicken? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Real Housewives of Miami alum Lea Black @leablackmiami joins us to update us on her life, her skincare products, and goss. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens

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With the Preakness looming, Kiearna host a brunch on The Real Housewives of Potomac. Ongoing tension with Wendy and disputes over chin checks lead to a reliable clashes in the sprinter van afterwards. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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With the Preakness looming, Kiearna host a brunch on The Real Housewives of Potomac. Ongoing tension with Wendy and disputes over chin checks lead to a reliable clashes in the sprinter van afterwards. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Real Housewives of Orange County head to Amsterdam to eat space cakes and paint phallic objects. Is it the calm before the storm? You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Orange County head to Amsterdam to eat space cakes and paint phallic objects. Is it the calm before the storm? You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Another triumphant season of The Real Housewives of Miami comes to a close. Marysol feels knee shame, Adriana hates aging, and Jody’s face moves a milimeter. We’ll always remember season 7. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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It’s a bottle episode! Literally! Real Housewives of Salt Lake City heads to a winery for a fun afternoon of yelling, screaming, and a hint of telepathy. No horse is safe in this chaotic hour. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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It’s a bottle episode! Literally! Real Housewives of Salt Lake City heads to a winery for a fun afternoon of yelling, screaming, and a hint of telepathy. No horse is safe in this chaotic hour. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Below Deck Mediterranean struggles with a crew that doesn’t know what it’s doing as a waverunner makes a run for it and a silly fop boards demands szechuan in the background. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Below Deck Mediterranean struggles with a crew that doesn’t know what it’s doing as a waverunner makes a run for it and a silly fop boards demands szechuan in the background. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Real Housewives of Potomac are still bullying Stacey about her breath and alleged lies, and Keiarna is still trying to start a mess with Wendy, who’s bored. One of the new girls bathes the ladies in sound, and friends gather at Karen’s favorite restaurant to celebrate her birthday while she’s in jail. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Real Housewives of Potomac are still bullying Stacey about her breath and alleged lies, and Keiarna is still trying to start a mess with Wendy, who’s bored. One of the new girls bathes the ladies in sound, and friends gather at Karen’s favorite restaurant to celebrate her birthday while she’s in jail. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Lie detector test loving Emily hosts another fundraiser for the Innocence Project on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Tamra skidattles out of a confrontation with the hairiest housewife of all time: Slade. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  

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 Part 2 of The Real Housewives of Miami reunion finds Julia trying to make a storyline out of patting Adriana’s fyah, but a laundry list of the other people she’s cheated with muddies the waters. Also, there’s a heart stopping gift presented. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Part 2 of The Real Housewives of Miami reunion finds Julia trying to make a storyline out of patting Adriana’s fyah, but a laundry list of the other people she’s cheated with muddies the waters. Also, there’s a heart stopping gift presented. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City features more Muzzie, who is giving the most heinous moms of Bravo a run for their money. Speaking of mos, Whitney tries to explain to Brittani how to be one and Mary renovates the church that broke up her relationship with her own mom. Happy Muzzies Day! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City features more Muzzie, who is giving the most heinous moms of Bravo a run for their money. Speaking of mos, Whitney tries to explain to Brittani how to be one and Mary renovates the church that broke up her relationship with her own mom. Happy Muzzies Day! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The geniuses on Below Deck Mediterranean have somehow managed to get through a second episode without sinking the boat.  First Max pets a jellyfish, and then Christian struggles with the delicate art of unclipping a boat. Fun times in Spain.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The geniuses on Below Deck Mediterranean have somehow managed to get through a second episode without sinking the boat.  First Max pets a jellyfish, and then Christian struggles with the delicate art of unclipping a boat. Fun times in Spain.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Wedding bells rang in Orange County when Alexis married Johnny J and Shannon’s face money paid for it, Scheana and Lala are spatting, and Special Forces is testing the Bravo people. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens

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There’s a lot of stink around Stacey Rusch, and it’s not just her breath. Questions about TJ have all the ladies in a tizzy in our first Grand Dame Incarceration Era episode of Real Housewives of Potomac.  Yay! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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There’s a lot of stink around Stacey Rusch, and it’s not just her breath. Questions about TJ have all the ladies in a tizzy in our first Grand Dame Incarceration Era episode of Real Housewives of Potomac. Yay! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Julia drops her much-hyped bombshell on The Real Housewives of Miami reunion, but before that it’s a fairly typical RHOM episode: cross talking, bickering, fake apologies, and hilarity. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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A spring fling party on Real Housewives of Orange County goes off the rails when the women tell Tamra they don’t trust her, and Heather must defend her reputation as a VERY FUNNY comedic thespian. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  

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A spring fling party on Real Housewives of Orange County goes off the rails when the women tell Tamra they don’t trust her, and Heather must defend her reputation as a VERY FUNNY comedic thespian. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  

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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City spends some time on Braunwyn’s questionable mom and Angie being Greek (!!) before heading to a shootout lunch where Lisa has printed DISMISSED on poster boards to prove that she knows Blake Lively…or something. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City spends some time on Braunwyn’s questionable mom and Angie being Greek (!!) before heading to a shootout lunch where Lisa has printed DISMISSED on poster boards to prove that she knows Blake Lively…or something. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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