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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

The Honk returns from London, needs 10 days to recover!: "One was tired!" US Def Sec Pete Hegseth shoots dead two defenceless feet in open ocean: “I thought my legs were armed, your Honour!”ICE rounds up more Black Admirals, Generals: "Zey Ver Owr Orderz!"World's worst team Wests Tigers finds 50 more ways to lose their fans, matches, lovers 

Plus so much more from the worst week ever (until Sun Dec 14, Bondi Beach):

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Mark Epstein: Trump never blew Clinton - "Certainly not Bill anyway".Epstein discharge petition scrapes through House 218-217, but Transparency Bill 427-1. Who the fuck votes Yes AND No, people?!!!US Def Sec Pete Hegseth defends new 'OPERATION GAYLORD': "It's the first name of the great Major Boner of Fort Dick's, you ignoramuses! He was a hard man!!”Mark Epstein clarifies: Trump never blew *any* Clinton - "Bottomed for one or both of 'em maybe, but that's it." And in...

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Epstein Files release vote goes to Congress: “It’ll be the first bill we’ve read in years!”Trump prepares Epstein defence: “I asked for 18 but Jeff gave me 20% off!”2020 Stolen Election hoaxsters are pardoned: “We just can’t fucking count, ok?”President Thomas Jefferson strongly denies slave mistress/kids slur in brave new memoir “Brown Sugar (How Come You Taste So Good?)”Plus, Democrats enlist Survivor legend Richard Hatch to run against Trump: “We need a man we can trust!”

All this a...

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Not Since O.J.!: Trump hit by legal shit sandwich as DC Sando-Terrorist walks free in shock loss of Trial of the Millenium - But if the sub don’t hit, you must acquit!How Could NY Elect a 34yo Who Never Molested, Defrauded Anyone?!: Patience, people!Trump ices trade deal with China: “How you like that one, Soy Boy?!”Hardman Xi : “Frankly Don, I thought it'd be bigger!Oasis Cowers At The Tower!: The Towering Majesty of Warren Zevon th...

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Australia unleashes world’s smallest controversy as PM backs morbid New Wave over Punk, Glam & anthemic Britpop. No Oasis tix for you sir!Trump admits White House rebuild fail: "Movers lost The Epstein Files!"Lily Allen follow up album "David You're Still a C*nt" out next week!; andOn the Barrier Reef, like in the Marines, no-one gets left behind. Except the sick, the weak and the old! Suck it, Grandma!

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Mr Albo goes to Washington!: “Nice place, but who's the old coot in The White House?”The AUKUS alliance lives!: Aussie cat burglars secretly rob The Louvre to fund new old US subs. Picked up a few grouse sketches as well!Trump flip-flops on Ukraine AGAIN: “I dunno. Vlod, Vlad, it’s all so confusing!”; and “WWE Rare Earth” superstars Neodymium, Dysprosium, Terbium, Samarium dig deep in unmissable tag-team action!

Plus so much more of the worst week...

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Did Trump do good in Gaza? And if so, was it deliberate? The Honk & Henry Lee analyse Israel / Palestine - incorrectly!When a bee falls in the forest, is it agony or ecstasy? The Aussie Senate reports!Henry Lee in Bali! - ICE notified, Torpedos for 'Drug Boats' diverted his wayAnd in sport, The Honk onscreen at WWE Crown Jewel! Can he escape champ Stephanie Vaquer's thighs? What if he doesn't want to?

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

WTF?! Trump says Middle East at peace but the Midwest a Warzone!Pam Bondi treats the Constitution like Kristi Noem treats dogs - with a bullet in the brain!US Government shutdown continues! - Except for steroid-addled Masked Childcatchers keeping the streets safe from priests, fry cooks and gardenersAnd in sport, Brisbane Broncos beat the cast of Rent in a thriller! - Wests Tigers sacks Rent director immediately

And so much more of the week critics call "worse...

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

DefSec Hegseth cracks down!A Gubernatorial candidate steps down!Hamas might back down!As The Honk preps for WWE's Perth smackdown!

Also in this week's Ep of Australia’s 47th favourite comedy podcast:

Cheating drunk Pete Hegseth gives professionalism lecture to 800 officers who outrank himHegseth's draftdodging paedo boss stunned same 800 officers don't like him Jiz Lee, Jizz Fashion fight for the heart, pants and cheese of Wisconsin!Our inaugural “C**t of the Week” is hotly contested. Will it...

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

    1.    Trump links Tylenol to autism - Doctors link RFK Jr to aneurism

    2.    Trump assures all United Nations: “ICE has a jailcell for every Wetback here!”

    3.    Border Czar Tom Homan rounds up $50,000 and detains it in his pocket

    4.    And, Henry enjoys The Middle Age Payrise for one glorious minute

Plus so much more of the worst week ever 'til whatever the f*ck next week is: 

Trump finally reads the bri...

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

President congratulates Jimmy Kimmel on 22 hit years - "Guards, seize him!!"FBI Boss Kash Patel can't find own arse - "Right after I got it handed to me by Congress, too!"Robert Redford's passing met with outpour of grief, fluids - "Gee his acting hit my spot!" says every woman born between 1935 and 2007

Plus more of the worst week in world history since last week: 

FBI cyber expert William Shakespeare certain Kirk assassin to lover texts not f...

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Stroke victim, stroke lover Donald J Trump denies signing Epstein Birthday Book - “It must've been the Autopen!”Charlie Kirk shot dead in Utah - Second Amendment 1, First Amendment 0Russia downplays sending drones into Poland - "When have we EVER invaded Poland, apart from 981, 1013, 1017, 1018, 1022, 1030-31, 1065-69, 1076-77, 1092, 1120-1125, 1142-3, 1163, 1182-83, 1192, 1507-8, 1512-1522, 1534-1537, 1561-1570, 1577-1582, 1605, 1606, 1607-09, 1609-18, 1632-1634, 1654-1667, May-July 1792, March-November 1794, 1806-7, June-Dec 1812, 1812-1814, 1830-31, 1863-1864 or 1865, 1905-1907, 1918 (or 1919)-1921, and September-October 1939??”Plus, ICE busts Korea smuggling $7.6b worth of inv...

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Chairman Dan defends Beijing trip - “It’s in the national interest! Of China"Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene tries flattery to get Files released - "Every American wants to read your biography, Mr President" Trump scotches rumours - "I'm only dead on the inside"And in sport Henry magically halves winnings at Morning Star Hotel!

Plus so much more of the week's hellscape: 

Ex NSW Premier Bob Carr defends own China visit - "It's not like I'm marchi...

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Taylor & Travis: So Happy! - Every other longtime BF on earth: so f*cked!Aussie PM boots Iran Ambassador over local terror attacks - 'I knew he was trouble when he walked in!'Anti-Hero Vice Prostate BJ Vance tells Ukraine, Crimea - 'You are never ever getting back together!' Plus, a Cruel Summer for Wests Tigers fans as team bombs finals chances again - 'We remember this all too well!'       

And so much more of the week...

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Trump leaves Alaska empty-handed - ARE HIS HANDS JUST TOO TINY?Ghislaine Maxwell on Epstein: “There's nothing to see here” - AND WHO COULD DOUBT A SEX TRAFFICKER?California Gov. Gavin Newsom Trumps Trump in Trumpanese - ALL HIS TROLLING IN UPPERCASE & EXCLAMATION MARKS IS SO UN-PRESIDENTIAL!!!Plus, once in our lifetime, Wests Tigers CANNOT WIN THE WOODEN SPOON!

And so much more of the week that dragged us back from hiatus:

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"Hiatuses are for P*ssies!", said our great current President (not really, he only uses words he invented, like 'equalise' and 'grocery').

Still, like a woketard Smithsonian exhibit showing slavery actually happened, our hiatus this weekend is cancelled on account of the sheer number of Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons invading our inboxes from all over the world.

Join hosts Henry Lee & The Honk in this special mini-ep as they run down all the 'expertise'*^ to look forward to in the full new ep out this Sunday am...

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Don and Vlad anchor down in Anchorage - and a Peace Prize, BJ and TACO are on the menu!JD Vance Ushas more water into Ohio River - while Erik the Viking pines in Nagorno-Karabakh, Azerbaijan!It's Marjorie Taylor Greene v Laura Loomer for the Women's Borderline Personality Disorder Title - proudly sponsored by Arby's Beef Sandwiches*! (*Inner West Karen offended by the hegemony at a taxonomical level)Plus, Diego the Venezuelan Gang Parrot returns to find his...

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Trump sh*ts pants then sh**ts messenger after dud US Jobs Report - Even BJ Vance's b-jobs are going down!Danish zoo shocks world by feeding pets to its carnivores - The Asiatic Lion loves eating dog, The European Lynx loves eating pussy!Aussie state of Tasmania on a knife's edge after 12th election this week. Who will be Premier? Who'll win the meat tray? Will Harold be right for the Zumba Grand Final? Inner West Kare...

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Hulk Hogan is dead. But don’t count him out just yet! Jeffrey Epstein is dead. But like The Hulkster he’s coming back! And Trump's going down like The Iron Sheik, Andre the Giant & Macho Man Randy Savage!Sydney Sweeney comes off the top rope in her great jeans! But so does Inner West Karen - and no-one's ever kicked out of her Being Offended!

And so much more total f*cking lunacy!:

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Coldplaygate CEO Andy Byron updates Astronomer's HR Policy - 2-Way Office A*al is in! Trump covers up Epstein Files like he covers up his doodles - with his signature"Obama faked Russian interference in 2016 election" says Trump, from Russia, in RussianPlus, Wests Tigers go viral as NRL incompetence becomes contagious! 

And so much more crazy sh*t!:

Donald Trump Jr tweets - it doesn't go wellDonald Trump Jr speaks - goes even w...

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons Who Are All 100% Innocent: 

Australia finally gets a world-class crook, f*ckwit & moron all its own - Mark Latham, take a huge bow! (but on yourself, thanks)The Epstein Files just keep on giving if only they existed which they DO NOT!Grandpa Trump thinks he won the FIFA Club World CupPlus, the Aussie Cricket Team runs wild in Jamaica as Jackie Mason fails again. Could Pam Blondi be the answer at the top of the order? Our e...

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons not on The Jeffrey Epstein Client List which doesn't exist, ok?:

The Poison Mushroom Murder Verdict - What if it was The Patriarchy all along?The Texas Floods Disaster - Kids died but we saved money, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) had a weekend of Greek, plus the word 'BLAME' IS FOR LOSERS!The Jeffrey Epstein Files - Do not exist, they never did, don't f....g push it ok?Plus, Red Bull sacks Christian Horner! - 'Drive to Survive' 2026...

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: 

Diddy Do It, or Diddy Not? Our long-awaited verdict on the Puff Daddy TrialAustralia's Poison Mushroom Murder Case - Still no word from Prosecutors after plea deal lunch at accused's placeJeff Bezos' One-Click Wedding! - Please no naked flame near Lauren SanchezOrigin III: Decider! Can Hornsby Hornbags finally beat the Gold Coast DDs?Plus, finally, The Breeding Habits of the Sundarbans - A Heron Will Rise!

And so much more! 

Our penetrating look at America's BBW cr...

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: 

Trump drops the F-Bomb, and finally - if briefly - makes sense The Honk proposes Middle East Peace, the WWE way In Sport - it's The Attack of the Killer LunchboxPlus TRUMP'S REVIEW OF INSTANT EXPERTS!

And so much more! - NATO's 'Mad' Rutte's Daddy fetish! Inner West Karen: back to put the "She" in Beersheba! Just cos Trump never made peace don't mean he don't get no Nobel Peace Prize! Somehow, Warren Zevon again! And "Florida...

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Your Place or Mine? Israel, Iran trade sleepovers as the love affair continuesTrump’s Birthday Parade Fizzles - To Rapturous Applause'Save the Illegal Immigrants!' - Who I deported (Also Trump)

And so very much more! Like Henry at Lord’s for the cricket with Mick Jagger, The Williams of Orange and Our Episode Special Guest MAYE MUSK! (Elon's mum, but careful she's sensitive about it). Plus guns in Minnesota self-shoot at innocent people (again!), fancy pants Sy...

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Straight Intta Compton! ICE raids L.A. - And turns a whiter shade of paleIsrael and Iran's Explosive Love Affair Continues - Will they finally get a room?Music legend Sly Stone takes his bat, his ball & Brian Wilson back to the Everlasting Pavilion

And so much more! Like the hairy-headed gent, who ran amok in Kent; the sports coach sacked for winning, and a short history of California (hint: it's in Spanish).  

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Live from Lord's cricket ground in London - *We're* the Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons, as we explain our next episode won't be out this Saturday Aussie time as normal, but rather at the special new time of Sunday (Australian Eastern Standard Time).

Everything else will be the same: the mistakes, the apologies for last week's mistakes, the appalling language, the recurring characters desperately shoehorned back in, and as ever, the closing audio pieces of specious relevance.

But for now, enjoy this mini offering of our excuses - aka...

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Freedom Fighter Vlod skewers commie thug Vlad right in the Urethral Meatus!Urethral Meatus Musk skewers commie stooge Trump right in the pork barrel!Moronic Marjorie Taylor Greene declares war on rival vegetables! Cricket-Loving Henry Lee turns scalper as other fans' dreams turns to Ashes!

Plus Getting through US airport immigration - The tips you cannot afford to hear; The inside scoop on Mead; and The return of ‘Inner West Karen' - she's back from Ougadougou and you...

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Coalition coalesces after a week of frantic self-discovery by Nats and LibsUS House Republicans pass signature bills “Lock up the Chicos”, “Would You Like A Pardon With That?” and “Death to the Poor!”Aussie maths genius Terence Tao in shock cage match with Henry VII and WWE's Rhea Ripley

And so much more! Including The Pope’s narrow escape, The Honk’s excellent Melbourne adventure, yet another heartfelt voicemail from Greenland's Erik The Viking, and our long-awaited update...

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Randy Aussie Nationals tell dud root Liberals they want to see third parties (aka Libs don’t go with Nats at Sussan)Habeas shot in the Corpus by dog-killer Kristi GnomeDonald Trump Jr has stage 5 stupid and it’s terminal 

And so much more! Including The Honk’s own surprise Presidential push, Wests Tigers’ latest fumble, fan voicemail from Instagram fave @DepressedTigersFan, and yet more heartbreak from special guest Erik the Viking! In the comedy podcast w...

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

It's leg day AND chest day as the US Constitution gets an all over workoutThe last Australian Liberal Party MP narrowly elects herself leaderOur beloved Wests Tigers footy team fake their Premiership credentials

Plus Erik The Viking's beautiful message to us, Ghana's slightly less beautiful message to Queensland, Toto's Bobby Kimball wanted for murder at the Kansas State Fair, and so much more! In the podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - specifically, your hosts...

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

American Cardinal pips Filipino Singer for World’s Biggest HatAussie PM enjoys biggest election win since Pope Sixtus VIIndia plays Pakistan, but not at cricket - and an Englishman is to blame 

And so much more! - including The Honk’s birthday musings, Henry’s electoral exclusion and Mexico’s regards to Trump’s mother. 

In the podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots: your hosts Henry Lee & The Honk.

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

Stephen Miller’s Dungeon or Pete Hegseth’s Den? Henry & Honk’s Holiday Highlights! Bondi Rescue -- Is 'Our Pam' on Fentanyl or just her Math?Trump v Xi Part III -- Will Donna Martin graduate? Will Becky win back Chad?

All this plus Vance’s Vatican Vamoose, Daniels’ Stormy Back Catalogue and The World’s Most Boring Election!

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots -- specifically The Honk and Henry Le...

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With hosts Henry Lee & The Honk strangely out of mobile range during their one-way fact-finding tour of El Salvador courtesy of US Immigration, it’s time to celebrate the Greatest Hits of The World’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons (so far).

All your favourite moments are here:

Donald Trump — 245% not backing down on tariffs he 9% understandsUsha Vance — seeking sexual asylum in the arms of Greenland’s Erik The VikingElon Musk — spirit more broken than his penile implantDiego the Venezuelan Gang Parrot — ‘Te Amo Osvaldo in Cell 43!’'Trump the Musical' — Tickets...

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In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:

China built the Wall, and Trump’s gonna pay for it -- Industrial policy in the age of idiotsThe Rule of Law on tour -- Habeas Corpus enjoys the sensual delights of a Salvadoran prisonThe Stawell Gift vs. Wrestlemania -- Will the new champ be John Cena, Cody Rhodes or The Madagascan Steamroller?

And so much more - Including The Return of Diego The Venezuelan Gang Parrot! 

All proudly presented by President BJ Bukkake, Lord an...

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In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:

1. When the Dow hits the floor like a drunk hits the door, that’s Navarro

2. When Texans are horny but the law is quite thorny, that’s bizarro

3. When the parrot’s in jail, and the snake venom fails, that’s a bummer

4. When the shower’s got power, and Magnum's an hour, that’s yo’ Mama

And so much more! - including The Honk and Henry's smackdown in the bagel shop...

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By popular demand, Bonus Ep with 10% more tariff-y crooks, f*ckwits and morons:

Vietnam enlists seal-infested Heard Island in the fight for free tradeCongresswoman Lauren Boebert battles the 'Hands-Off' movement head-onKiller Norfolk Island tariffs explained - they're 29% crazier than you think

And so much more! Including the pending break-up of Musky and The Donald, and both highlights from the Australian election campaign. 

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. With your hosts — Henry Lee & The Honk

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On this week’s tour of crooks, f*ckwits and morons:

Bonfire of the Benjamins — Trump’s brilliant tariff plan smokes trillionsOperation Arctic Thor – Usha Vance enjoys some global warming  Is the Honk smarter than a 5th Grader? Not when it comes to footy 

And so much more — including listener Angry Andy and the return of Erik The Viking!  In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. With your hosts — Henry Lee & The Honk

Saying hi? Email: gday@instantexperts.com.au 

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In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:

DefSec Pete drunk dials The Atlantic, mistakes it for the PacificTiger Woods and BJ Vance both chase Second LadiesEven George Foreman can beat Carlton, while Wests Tigers march to glory

And so much more! — including the worst song in history (hint: it's about Elon Musk)

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. With your hosts —Henry Lee & The Honk

Saying hi? Email: gday@instantexperts.com.au 

Complai...

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In this week’s tour of crooks, f*ckwits & morons:

Putin ceases fire in Ukraine!* — (*actual ceasefire not included)Total Recall! — Tesla cybertrucks, share price, CEO falling apartMaye Musk speaks! — what’s more manly than being defended by your mother? Our world exclusive interview!

And so much more! — including Wests Tigers’ now unstoppable path to premiership glory! 

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. With your hosts — Henry Lee & The Honk.

Saying hi? Email: gday@instantexperts.co...

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In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:

1. Elon Starship’s shock tour of the Caribbean —We have the exclusive itinerary!

2. Everything Computer! Username: Krasnov, password: Covfefe — Trump’s new Tesla

3. We Are the Losers, No Time for Champions — How’s your football team going?

And so much more! It’s the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. With your hosts — Henry Lee & The Honk.

Saying hi? Email: gday@instantexperts.com.au

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In this week's showcase of crooks, f*ckwits and morons:

US Vice-Prostate BJ Vance enjoys ski vacation in Russian it-village AspenogradElon Musk J*zz leak at DOGE lab goes viral — Are all Americans pregnant?WWE hero John Cena turns heel! — What's next, a President on the KGB payroll??

Plus so much more! — including our Exclusive look at The Kennedy Center-by-Trump's brand new musical! 

It's the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. With your hosts Henry Lee & The Honk. 

Wanna say hi? Email: gday@ins...

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Overnight, international hero Ukraine’s President Vladimir Zelenskyy finally got the talking to absolutely no-one thought he needed, from draft-dodging KGB asset Donald Trump and snivelling side f*ck BJ Vance. 

And you wouldn’t believe it, but your hosts Henry Lee and The Honk have thoughts.

It’s the first ever Instant Experts breaking news bonus ep — from the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. 

Saying hi? Email: gday@instantexperts.com.au

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In this week’s display of ‘genius’*^:

•Trump Sacking Qualified Black 4 Star General 100% Not Racist - What if a rap comes on and he gets distracted?
•North Korea Rolling in Crypto - Also Dysentery, Starvation
• The NRL In Vegas - “I’m just a teammate, standing in front of another teammate, asking him to punch me in the face”

And so much more! It’s the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. With your hosts Henry Lee & The Honk. Wanna say hi? Email: gday@instante...

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In this week’s learned insights:

Putin the hurt on Ukraine - Trump couldn’t Kyiv a sh*t!Chinese Warships in Sydney Harbour — very early for the NYE fireworks but the view so worth itCould *you* count or use an atlas when *you* were 25? Then stop calling Musk’s DOGE Bros a bunch of f*cking moro— actually wait a sec…

And so much more! It’s the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. With your hosts Henry Lee & The Honk. Feedback? Email: stevebannon@unemployeddrunknazis.com

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  This week, our clueless gibberish on:

Trump’s War on Turtles - time’s finally up for the commies of the seaICE v Naughty Peruvian Cowgirls - can PornHub save The Republic?Australia v USA - far apart on tariffs, united that Kevin Rudd sucks c***s in hell

And unfortunately so much more! It’s the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. With your hosts Henry Lee & The Honk. Concerns / Lawsuits? Email: wegotfired@bankstownhospitaljewhaters.org

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A comedy podcast featuring all the week's news, explained by idiots. Hosted by The Honk and Henry Lee, this is all the stuff you wanna know, from guys who don't know it. 

This week, our truly moronic ramblings on:  

Kanye at The Grammys - someone wants their ‘world’s biggest f*ckstick’ medal backTrump’s Gaza - Mar-a-Lago in Hell, anyone?The SuperBowl - best thing ever or absolutely frantic horsesh*t? Our nuanced analysis.

And so much more! Concerns? Email: elon@ketaminefreakazoid.com

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A comedy podcast featuring all the week's news, explained by idiots. Hosted by The Honk and Henry Lee, this is all the stuff you wanna know, from guys who don't know it.

On this week's show, our majestically stupid insights on all the big issues:  

Trump's Cabinet Confirmation Scoreboard: RFK jr, Pete Hegseth and moreGreenland - what a 40% tariff on Peatbog could mean for your familyWho hacked Aussie business genius Luke Sayers by posting a photo of Luke Sayers' d*ck on Luke Sayers' X account, then re-securing Luke S...

Duration: 00:27:32