50 years of Terry Meiners radio bits

Twin brothers in Toledo, Ohio were born into a rich media family that owns Block Communications. Family members have been fighting for power and riches from the company their parents started. So now Gray Television, which owns WAVE3 in Louisville, is buying Block Communications, which owns WDRB and WBKI. That means Louisville will see a merger of assets from all three stations and the inevitable RIF (reduction in force).

Good luck to all involved. 

Terry Meiners discusses the similarities between the Toledo family fighting with the 1980s squabbles among Louisville's Bingham family who owned The Courier-Journal, L...

Twin brothers in Toledo, Ohio were born into a rich media family that owns Block Communications. Family members have been fighting for power and riches from the company their parents started. So now Gray Television, which owns WAVE3 in Louisville, is buying Block Communications, which owns WDRB and WBKI. That means Louisville will see a merger of assets from all three stations and the inevitable RIF (reduction in force).

Good luck to all involved. 

Terry Meiners discusses the similarities between the Toledo family fighting with the 1980s squabbles among Louisville's Bingham family who owned The Courier-Journal, L...

Sometimes they hit you. Da Blues. It was tough out there for a pimple. Ron & Terry, wealthy beyond their wildest dreams, still slid into a funk now and again just because THE MUSIC DO ME WRONG!

Thank God for medication, and co-hosts like Art Linkletter who would give Ron & Terry a break from the grueling work of talking on the radio.

By the way, Diamond John wrote rubber checks to pay Mr. Linkletter. You've never heard such a tsunami of curse words come from the mouth of a beloved TV host until you followed Mr. Linkletter...

Wino Jimmy never meant any harm. He'd sleep in the shrubbery outside of WQMF studios in sleepy downtown Jeffersonville. Occasionally he'd accidentally urinate on Ron Clay's vespa scooter but so is life!

Then...in the blink of an eye...Jimmy was gone. All of the world's biggest celebrities called The Show With No Name to express condolences. Ron & Terry were emotionally overwhelmed but still mustered the courage to come to work.

Diamond John Otting, the WQMF owner, did not allow employees to miss work just to attend funerals because "The idiot is already dead...he doesn't...

Former Indiana state trooper David Camm came home from a church league basketball game to find his wife and two children shot to death in the family garage. Camm was convicted two times by Indiana courts and then ultimately acquitted after a third trial.

David Camm joined Terry Meiners on WHAS Radio to tell his story. Author Gary Dunn (The Reckoning, Part ll) joined them in the studio to dicuss the Indiana judicial system's multiple failures in pursuing this case.

The Flyover Film Festival features a wide of array of flickering images but none is more compelling than the story of Phil Sharp. He was born in a home with a dirt floor to parents who had no high school education. Sharp goes on to earn a Nobel Prize for his work on RNA splicing.

CRACKING THE CODE: Phil Sharp and the Biotech Revolution

Producer/director Bill Haney spoke with Terry Meiners about shooting this film and the challenges facing a creator in the editing process. Sharp's story is incredible, and Haney has 900 hours of film...

Even though Senator Rand Paul just played golf with President Donald Trump, the president could not persuade Sen. Paul to vote in favor of the BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL. It passed anyway.

Sen. Paul was one of three Republican senators who voted against the BBB, and happily explained his decision on WHAS Radio.

We also discussed the benefits of tariffs (Rand Paul opposes them) and winnowing out certain undeserving Medicaid recipients, and whether Gov. Andy Beshear's claims of 35 rural hospitals is fact or hysteria.

When Terry Meiners decided to leave WQMF to do grownup radio on WHAS, it created a lot of hurt feelings from his radio partner Ron Clay, WQMF owners Diamond John Otting and WEBN's Bo Wood, plus a strange period of waiting to be pulled into the WHAS orbit.

Terry details the story in a wide ranging interview with KSR's Billy Rutledge on WKRD, July 1, 2025

Retired U.S. Air Force Brigadier General Rob Givens discusses the coordination and support involved in a massive mission like the recent B-2 bombing runs on Iran's nuclear sites. Aircraft from 3 continents came together to coordinate safety and access into and out of Iran undetected.

General Givens describes the tasks for the pilots as they spend more than 30 hours airborne to complete the mission. Plus, there's many other scenarios for decoy missions, what to do in case of attacks on the bombers, and the occasional open seas fly by activity by Russian and other hostile pilots. 

"It's hard to call it college sports anymore. It's a professional league...it's a business. Everything's going to work out great" for UofL athletics. - Tom Jurich on the changing collegiate landscape

Former University of Louisville athletics director Tom Jurich will be honored on Saturday, June 28 at 10 AM on campus. The gathering point is 2135 South Floyd Street adjacent to the Cardinal Track & Field complex.

The city of Louisville is naming a portion of Floyd Street for Jurich to acknowledge his massive contributions to the athletics department and campus facilities over a 20 year span.

The...

My son Simon Meiners is a research specialist for Frazier History Museum. He loves posting quirky historical facts about the Commonwealth of Kentucky, leading tours, and traveling the state. We love getting on the radio to just freeform wherever the conversation takes us.

Both my son and I are beer wimps and we are rightfully clowned for it. I just own it.

The Frazier Beer Fest is a huge street party for beer lovers of all flavors. It's a perfect summer gathering set for July 26.Come slurp with us!

The Frazier is offering a...

My favorite hate call popped onto the WHAS program director's voicemail around the year 2000. He forwarded it to me and said "Have fun!"

It's the perfect hate call. Succinct. Mean. Pointless. 

When your boss laughs at your haters, you know that your job is secure. I've played it on the air probably 500 times and it still makes me laugh.

I hope this angry old lady didn't die still hating me. So sad!

An important edit on the greatest hate call Terry's WHAS boss every received. It will forever remain in the WHAS Radio Hall of Fame!

Norton Healthcare and Norton Children's president and CEO Russell Cox details the forthcoming pediatric health center complex coming to the east side of Louisville. Cox says it should attract medical professionals from throughout the region to serve the medical, physical, and mental health needs of children.

Upcoming listening sessions will help shape the full mission of the campus, which will provide pediatric medical care plus accommodations for family members who choose to be nearby.

Cox predicts that over 1,000 new jobs will be created, plus a vibrant business district will enhance the 1,500 acre tract off of Tucker...

ESPN fraud Pat McAfee (he completely forgets to use the F word on College GameDay but uses it on his own ESPN show)...what happened to KEEPIN' IT REAL?

Flabby McAfee threw derision at prominent New York Knicks fans on the Indianapolis arena microphone ahead of the Pacers vs Knicks NBA playoffs game. He even threw some garbage language in his rant to further the notion that taking your kids to a ballgame is a skeezy proposition.

Cranky faded pop singer John Cougar Mellencamp actually made a valid point by posting to social media that McAfee's...

Director of the National Economic Council Kevin Hassett clarified mysteries surrounding the Big Beautiful Bill proposed by his boss President Donald Trump.

He was asked about the effects of the BBB on Kentucky's Medicaid recipients, rural hospitals, battery plants, and tariff challenges for local products like bourbon, soybeans, etc.

It's the Memorial Day weekend monologue. God Bless those who gave all.

In local news, there could be a new JCPS superintendent...one with an NDA from his previous employer. Shouldn't we know what's in that NDA before we hire him?

This weekend launch into summer means swimming. the lake. ribs. cobbler. maniacs on the highways. broken news embargoes.

FLASHBACK: MUHAMMAD ALI once went unnoticed by a teenage clerk. GOAT moment like no other.

Let's revisit the Porky Pig House.

Enjoy the monologue, peeps.

WHAS Radio legend Van Vance hosted Sportstalk84, called University of Louisville basketball and football games for decades, and also did the play-by-play for the Kentucky Colonels of the American Basketball Association.

The Kentucky Colonels won the 1975 ABA world championship 50 years ago today!

Van is still game ready and shared his memories on WHAS Radio with Terry Meiners on the anniversary.

Dan Issel, the all-time leading scorer for the Kentucky Wildcats, reflects on his 1975 ABA Championship with the Kentucky Colonels.

Issel talks about today's NBA popularity, chances for expansion, college NIL, his favorite teammates from the ABA, and much more.

Producers on Good Morning America had to be disappointed with manly man Michael Strahan who shied away from asking Bill Belichick about his hot GF.

The show producers are mostly female and mostly cranky from having to work overnights prepping the morning show so that the anchors have proper interview prompts with prominent guests.

Strahan has Belichick LIVE and wouldn't go deep on the coach's relationship with a cheerleader who is 50 years his junior. Does she want to get married? Have you bought a ring? Does she want to have a baby? Are you able to...

Going on a date? Control the audio portion of the evening before things old men sing ruin the night.

Burly actor Joe Don Baker, who played a zillion roles but none more riveting than as righteous Tennessee sheriff Buford Pusser, has passed at age 89. He was not shot by a redneck barkeep in a Smoky Mountains dive.

Also, Bruce Springsteen took the stage in England to blast Donald Trump and pretend that he's not one of the rich guys who sully the atmosphere with frequent private jet use.

Champagne socialists are the kings of hypocrisy. "I'm for the little guy" they shout before departing in a fleet of SUVs guarded by armed goons who'd break...

Racing Lou goalkeeper Jordyn Bloomer is a multi-sport athlete who fell in love with soccer as a teenager in Wisconsin. She loves her Badgers, Packers, and the thrill of stopping penalty kicks in professional soccer matches for Louisville.

"I feel like any high pressure moment (shooting) for the buzzer beater win, I want that moment...I want to be the one that has the influence to make or break a game."

Globetrotting sports feature reporter Brad Blanks is back in Louisville to meet and greet fans at the Kentucky Oaks and Kentucky Derby. The affable Aussie first connected with radio legend Scott Shannon on WPLJ-FM in New York, offering updates on Olympics games, Super Bowls, and other high profile events.

One of Brad Blanks' viral social media posts involves a humorous exchange with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler. Brad makes everyone laugh.

Enjoy this latest chat on WHAS live from Churchill Downs.

Brad and Terry have connected on the air for the past 24 years.

Ultramarathoner Tavi Wallace, who has completed two 100 mile races along with 78 marathons, will pace runners in this week's Kentucky Derby Festival Marathon and miniMarathon.

60 different pacers organized by Dallas Harshfield will run at various speeds to keep runners at their desired speeds.  Tavi, for instance, will carry a sign that reads 3:55 PACE. That means she will run 8:57 per mile for the entire 26.2 miles of the marathon course. Any runner who is properly trained to stay at that pace will earn a sub-4 hour final race time of 3 hours and 55 minutes.

Other paces will scoot along at v...

Legendary championship fighter Roy Jones Jr. visited WHAS Radio with boxer Pryce Sparrow, who'll make his professional debut this Saturday night at The Gillespie, 421 West Market Street, Louisville.

Roy tells the story of seeing 18-year-old Pryce Sparrow in the ring and immediately recognizing his potential on the big stage. HE'S A STAR IN THE MAKING!

Listen to Roy Jones Jr. and Pryce Sparrow with Terry Meiners on the bright future ahead.

Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell dropped by to discuss the Trump tariffs, college athletics NIL parameters, how to support his friends trying to succeed him: Andy Barr & Daniel Cameron, and whether Kentucky still has power in Washington now that McConnell is no longer in a leadership role.

Louisville baseball head coach Dan McDonnell and his crew are ready to celebrate Jim Patterson Stadium's 20th anniversary on April 15 at 6 PM vs Western Kentucky University.

Dan talked about the rigorous schedule ahead for Louisville baseball, and what he told his team after UK took the lead in the top of the 10th. U of L came back to win in a walk off after it looked like Kentucky was going to beat the Cardinals at Jim Patterson.

THe UK vs UofL return match is April 22 at Lexington's Kentucky Proud Park.

It's National Siblings Day. Here's why the Meiners family is the best of the best of the best. It's about undying support, faith, and humor. We've been connected since the first kid dropped in 1950 and the last one arrived in 1969.

We're all still besties. Forever.

Kentucky Congressman Andy Barr (KY6) witnessed President Donald Trump's executive order signing ceremony yesterday to boost the American coal industry. Rep. Barr detailed the orders and discussed how the Trump tariffs are rescalibrating USA negotiating power on the world markets.

President Trump said to Rep. Barr "good luck with everything, I hear good things."

WHAS host Terry Meiners asked what the president meant by those words. Rep. Barr detailed his due diligence in preparing to run for the Senate seat to be vacated by Sen. Mitch McConnell in 2026.

Congressman Barr also noted that he...

Meet Arin Wright from Racing Louisville. Born on Christmas. Never stopped celebrating life since.

A University of Kentucky grad now enjoying her pro soccer career, Arin's a mom, wife, and team captain helping the younger players navigate NWSL challenges and joys.

But she still finds time for a nap and awakens ready to tackle the world with infectious energy.

Just Ron Clay and Terry Meiners being silly recapping their first full year on WQMF Radio.

part 1 of 4

photo: Gary Chapman, The Courier Journal, May 1985

Just Ron Clay and Terry Meiners being silly recapping their first full year on WQMF Radio.

part 2 of 4

photo: At Trinity High School (1983)

Just Ron Clay and Terry Meiners being silly recapping their first full year on WQMF Radio.

part 3 of 4


photo: OFF THE WALL, by Gary Chapman, The Courier Journal (1985)

Just Ron Clay and Terry Meiners being silly recapping their first full year on WQMF Radio.

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photo: The Toy Tiger

Here's a WQMF aircheck of Ron Clay & Terry Meiners on The Show With No Name a few months after the morning team switched from WLRS in January. 

photo: Toy Tiger mud wrestling featuring Ron Clay and Terry Meiners vs. Sister Mary Holy Water and Sister Uptight

During a heavy storm on April 4, 2025, parts of downtown Louisville suffered a massive power failure. WHAS studios are in the Fourth Street Live entertainment complex so everything went dark at 5:22 PM, the middle of drive time.

Some way, somehow, the microphones remained online and connected to the system that feeds the WHAS transmitter in Eastwood, Kentucky.

Soooo....Terry Meiners, Paul Miles, Joe Lincoln, and Billy Rutledge carried out our duties in the dark from the WHAS panic room in the back of the building.

Kentucky's strong anti-discrimination laws are in place following decades of advocacy work by the Fairness Campaign. Its executive director Chris Hartman visited 840WHAS to discuss the recent Kentucky state legislature's override of Gov. Andy Beshear's support of trans medical care and his aversion to the concept of conversion therapy.

We also discussed online discussions of whether the LGB community should separate from the TQ+ advocacy messaging that roils a significant segment of society.

LSU basketball coach Kim Mulkey can't help be be irascible after a loss, this time sniping at a young reporter who asked about her team flaming out at the Elite Eight position two years in a row.

TCU's Hailey Van Lith is leading her third team to the Elite Eight (she helped Louisville and LSU in previous years) and shares a profound response to hater comments.

Actor Richard Chamberlain, God rest his soul, was unfortunately convince to sing pop songs after his TV career took off in the 1960s. Certainly a group of moochers thought it...

My niece Addie Meiners happened to walk by me at Keeneland in April 2019 where I was broadcasting my show. She did a quick interview about her final days at the University of Kentucky and how she envisioned her professional future.

It's pretty close to reality! Addie is now a prominent reporter on WLKY-TV in Louisville with more goals ahead.

So proud of her!

Terry discusses local officials touting the expansion of Waterfront Park into WEST LOU-UH-VUL, a name we stole from a town in western Kentucky. (If you say WAH-FAH instead of WiFi, then Loo-uh-vul fits right into your Jethro laden elocution skeelz!).

In Washington, members of Congress went on the attack against left-leaning NPR. Jim Jordan and Jamie Comer tried to derail NPR CEO Katherine Maher. She's like, "who me? I drive down the center lane on the highway."

Opinion is part of the media universe, albeit separate from general news gathering. That's what the AP stylebook would...

Attorneys for Jonah Bevin, who asked Jefferson Family Court for an EPO against his parents, Gov. Matt Bevin and Glenna Bevin, joined me on 840WHAS to explain Jonah's path forward.

A settlement was reached today for Jonah and his adoptive parents. Jonah's attorneys Dawn J Post and Melina Hettiaratchi have the debrief on today's court activities and the limitations placed upon Matt and Glenna Bevin, who are now divorced.

A soundbite from Terry Meiners appearing on ESPN's Outside the Lines show with host Bob Ley during Louisville's scandalous departure of Rick Pitino. It became a pile of bricks that fans could no longer push through. (2017)

A soundbite from Terry Meiners appearing on ESPN's Outside the Lines show with host Bob Ley during Louisville's scandalous departure of Rick Pitino (2017)

Rick Pitino's #2 seed St. John's Red Storm was expected to run right toward the Final Four the weekend after next.

One problem. John Calipari's unheralded Arkansas Razorbacks somehow beat Kansas and earned a matchup with Pitino's Johnnies.

Cal & Rick. No love. No mercy. No harm. No foul.

Incredible drama on many levels beyond basketball.

Arkansas advances to the Sweet 16. St. John's comes to a screeching halt, but with an NIL package that should restock the roster for next year.

Stay tuned.

After his NCAA Tournament loss to Florida, UConn head coach Dan Hurley cried about bowing out with honor and dignity just moments after cursing about the referees. Borderline personality disorder much?

Hurley, a bald version of narcissist Kim Mulkey, demands the spotlight, berates colleagues, derides opposing fans, and loves to hear himself talk. Just ask him!

Hurley was a prime candidate to replace John Calipari at the University of Kentucky. The deal never came together.

Meanwhile, Mark Pope answered the call from UK and has exceeded all expectations, conducting himself with honor, grace, and...

St. John's head basketball coach Rick Pitino was reluctant to answer reporter questions about the Big East Player of the Year stuck on the bench while Pitino's team lost to John Calipari's Arkansas Razorbacks in the NCAA Tourney.  No clear answer was given, just pushback from Coach P.

Also...was Maryland's buzzer beater a result of an uncalled traveling violation? Bettors are either thrilled or enraged.

My awesome son Simon T Meiners is a walking, talking Kentucky historian and TikTok celeb. Simon has traveled throughout the commonwealth to learn and listen about Kentucky's rich history and hardy people.

He's a research specialist for Frazier History Museum and an enthusiastic University of Louisville sports fan. We discussed the Louisville Cardinals' tall task in the NCAA tournament, buoyed by the team's amazing comeback from obscurity these past few years.

Simon also spotlighted Night at the Frazier, a massive party on April 5th at the museum.

Enjoy our father/son conversation.

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Steve Taylor, assistant director of the Louisville Zoo, made friends with elephant Punch back in 1975. It was Steve's new job and he had no idea he'd stay for half a century. Kyle Shepherd, a 14 year Louisville Zoo associate, joined Steve on WHAS Radio to tell the tale of the upcoming departure of both of our beloved elephants Mikki and Punch.

There is an upcoming public celebration for Mikki and Punch and the Louisville Zoo would love to add your elephant photos to their collection.

Details within the interview audio. Enjoy!

Long ago WHAS marketing whiz Peppy Martin eventually settled for a political run in 2023. Hey, why not run for governor? She arrived nearly two hours ahead of her interview time and sat quietly outside my studio.

Once on the air, it was gloves off for Gov. Andy Beshear and any other Democrats who dare to differ with Peppy's views!

That's not Peppy in the photo but a close facsimile.

One of the worst moments in broadcasting is having to announce the death of one of your friends. The numbness of the loss takes hold but the message must be delivered to the audience.

Junior Bridgeman, a colossal figure in Louisville philanthropy, a servant of the Lord, and gracious community leader, was struck by a medical crisis at a public luncheon today. He was onstage and told the assemblage "I think I'm having a heart attack."

The word spread quickly and millions of Americans waited for an update. It came about 4 hours after the luncheon. It...

Author and renowned caver Roger Brucker tells the tragic story of Floyd Collins, trapped in a Kentucky cave in 1925. News updates mesmerized people around the world. Even after Collins' death, the media circus continued. 

Mr. Brucker co-authored TRAPPED! The Story of Floyd Collins. The book is being reissued in April around the same time as the Broadway play opens in New York.

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book description: When Floyd Collins became trapped in a cave in southern Kentucky in early 1925, the sensationalism and hysteria of the rescue attempt generated America's first true media spectacle, making Collins's s...

Former TV news anchor & investigative reporter John Boel - WINNER OF 106 EMMY AWARDS! - sat down for a wide ranging conversation on life, service, peace, and journalism.

He's the best of the best of the best in our media business, now heading off to retirement so that he can care for ailing family members in Wisconsin.

We never got around to talking about our Green Bay Packers fandom so that will be an excuse to reconnect this fall.

University of Louisville director of athletics Josh Heird discusses the watershed year ahead for NIL demands, Louisville's chances to overachieve, Pat Kelsey's contract, senior night protocols, and the women/men's ACC tournaments.

Thoroughbred racing legend Pat Day discusses his early rodeo days, wrestling matches, and other pursuits that led him to become one of the greatest jockeys in history.

The Race for Grace event is set for Monday of Derby Week, April 28th at the First Turn Club at Churchill Downs.

Tony Cruise, Rich Gimmel and I chop it up with Pat Day on 840WHAS

A Kentucky Lantern story by Deborah Yetter updates the odyssey of Jonah Bevin, adoptive 18-year-old son of former Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin and (now estranged) wife Glenna. Jonah describes abusive behavior at a Jamaican youth facility where he was sent several years ago. Jonah tells Yetter that his place in the blended family "just didn't work." By age 8, "I told them I didn't want to be in that house."

The Bevins have not responded to Kentucky Lantern's requests for comment. Jonah says Matt Bevin offered him passage to his native Ethiopia after hearing reports that Jonah's birth mother...

Jonah Bevin, the adopted son of former Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin and his (now estranged) wife Glenna, is struggling to find footing after being released from a controversial Jamaican youth facility. 

Atttorney Dawn Post, a children's rights activist, has been working pro bono to help Jonah get his life back on track after the Bevins separated themselves from their adopted son. Jonah claims that he and other teens were abused at the Jamaican facility which is now under legal scrutiny.

Ms. Post says that Jonah was misled by his parents into thinking that his birth mother a...

In the summer of 1987, the cicadas returned to the Louisville area and people were disgusted by a billion dead bugs everywhere.  But not Terry Meiners. The infestation helped him reconnect with an old friend who promises to keep showing up every 17 years.

audio from WHAS11, June 1987

Kentucky Free is a right-center nonprofit working to advance legislation. Today's conversation centers of a bill to reduce the number of nonviolent parents in area prisons. Sarah Durand says Kentucky's economy would bounce forward if the state legislature would pass alternatives to imprisoning parents whose convictions did not involve violence or child abuse.

Kentucky lawmakers in both the house and senate are getting a look at The Family Preservation and Accountability Act.

Sarah described its contents on 840WHAS, saying she is receiving support from both liberals and conservatives.

Legendary golf instructor Moe Demling will be inducted into the Catholic Sports Hall of Fame after a brilliant career of playing, teaching, and promoting the game.

We had an excellent chat on 840WHAS.

This is the 11th induction class for the Archdiocese of Louisville's Catholic Sports Hall of Fame.

The city? San Francisco.

Two detectives, Ben Dover & Phil McCrevice solve crimes in America's LGBTQ home base.

You figure it out.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Terry Meiners as Ben Dover
Ron Clay as Phil McCrevice

WHAS teammates create goofy shouts to use on the Terry Meiners show (fall 1985)

SHHHUUUURRRRRE

PIPES MEINERS

HUP HUP BOOGA BOOGA

THE TOOT MONSTERS

Iranian hijackers disrupt Col. Frank Stump's freedom flight...because Ron & Terry wrote him out of the script? 

Nope, Diamond John Otting fires the entire crew of the Beaver bits segments. Only Ward Cleaver's services will be retained.

Eddie Haskell invites the Beaver bits cast to the Christmas party to drink away their sorrows.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, baseball boy, Ernie Knurd
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd, Col. Frank Stump
Kim Works as June
Duke Meyer as announcer H...

The Pope is overindulging but Eddie Haskell must deliver on his promises for miraculous healings. Wally & Beaver are trying to appease the Pope's demands for fancy drinks.

Colonel Frank Stump is stuffed into the overhead bin on his freedom flight home. Hijackers are on board. Can Manuel Forrest save us?

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, baseball boy
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Col. Frank Stump, Floyd Knurd
Kim Works as June
Pope John Paul ll as himself
Duke Meyer...

The miracle tortilla attracts religious pilgrims from around the world. Pope John Paul ll calls June to validate the miracle and then invites her on a ski trip.

Floyd & Ernie find another way to bolster their finances. Eddie is cashing in on the MIRACLE TORTILLA.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd
Kim Works as June
Pope John Paul ll as himself
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Colonel Frank Stump and baseball boy Johnny jump on the Mahatma's magic bus. The bathroom politics are numbing.

Floyd & Ernie are free from the cooler but Floyd had to surrender one leg for their nutrition during isolation. A salami leg replacement doesn't quite do the trick.

It's Taco Tuesday at the Cleaver home and a SECOND COMING is at hand!

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, baseball kid
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Col Frank Stump, Floyd Knurd, Wino Jimmy
Kim Works...

After turning traitor on the Walter Mondale campaign, Eddie Haskell joins the Jesse Jackson for president campaign, but only to skim the proceeds. Floyd & Ernie are starving inside the locked food cooler.

Floyd & Ernie remain locked into the store cooler. Is cannibalism next?

Colonel Frank Stump is back on the show for no apparent reason.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, baseball kid
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Col Frank Stump, Floyd Knurd
Kim Works as June
Duke Meyer...

Eddie Haskell's job search for the Vic Morrow head could get him onstage at huge rock concerts. David Byrne is SO IMAGINATIVE! June takes Beaver and Eddie to the rock show.

Floyd and Ernie reform the Old Guy from his theft-filled past. 

Eddie Haskell joins the political fundraising game.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, stage announcer
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd
Kim Works as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker, Vic Morrow's head

Judge Heidleberg sentences Eddie Haskell to perpetual care of Vic Morrow's severed head. Floyd & Ernie have a rough punishment for the shoplifting Old Guy.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, Judge Heidleberg, Old Guy
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd, attorney Chip Monk
Kim Works as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

June Cleaver punishes Wally by taking his parachute pants. Eddie Haskell goes to court to defend his reckless helicopter pilot skills. Wally spills the beans on Eddie's past. June and Beaver also tell the judge about Eddie's faults.

Frankie, Leroy, and Troy laugh it up over the Old Guy's shoplifting arrest at Floyd & Ernie's store.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, Judge Heidleberg, Frankie Wayne Wayne
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Chip Monk, Floyd Knurd, Troy Liplock
Kim Works as June
...

Helicopter pilot Eddie Haskell botches the movie scene but somehow survives the crash. Vic Morrow the actor was not so lucky. Eddie has a notorious flying record. June is livid but will calm down once Eddie medicates her.

The Feminine Forum guys are cleaning out Floyd & Ernie's liquor store and snow cone shop. They'll be out of business in a matter of days.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, Old Guy
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd, Troy Liplock
Kim Works...