WHO DINKS WINS
By: Special Pickleball Service
Language: en
Categories: Sports, Tennis
Broadsword calling Danny Boy - do you copy? Over... Each week, 3 members of the Special Pickleball Service are parachuted in behind Pickleball lines, court shoes on the ground to win hearts and minds on the streets of Los Gatos, California, to present WHO DINKS WINS. Coaches Montgomery, Berisford & Philip are assembled because of their love for Pickleball and a serious dinking problem. WHO DINKS WINS riffs and nasty Nelson’s on strategy, technique, fitness, kit and everything but the kitchen dink, along with lashings of hot Brit bants. So, put the kettle on, butter a scone (cream first, then jam; no...
Episodes
PICKLEBALL top end paddle giveaway, 1st day at school Pickle, best Pickle shot never seen & Hawaiian pickled Picklers...
Oct 24, 20252nd Remote: Coach Philip dials in from Kauai, Coach Montgomery moans about singles players and describes a brilliant shot no-one saw while Coach Montgomery suffers first game with new player jitters.
AND we detail how you can win the brilliant titanium Aireo Hawk-L16 in pink - THE weapon of choice for Coaches Montgomery & Berisford. Check the paddle out on www.aireo-sports.com and find out how you can win this tech-busting, top-end paddle retailing at $259.
On The Youtube we really are now more visual than ever with...
Duration: 00:28:091st REMOTE: Berkeley Pickle, trying new things, golf thugs & Beri's math(s)...
Oct 16, 2025Our first remote recording and we think it went rather well. We will still be recording at KCAT TV, once a month, but this gives us the ability to be more frequent, more flexible and more responsive.
It was a new thing for us so we discuss doing new things later in life; moving to a new country and a new town for instance.
Coach Philip gets a new bike (with no training wheels), Coach Montgomery has a theory why we get mistaken for Ozzies and Coach Beri struggles with simple adding up.
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Duration: 00:33:48Pickle Benders, Bangers, Shovels, Rock Lobsters, Earthquakes & Beri's "Carry On" moment...
Oct 09, 2025YES, we have no bananas or indeed EP13 coz we are superstitious.
But, in this - our 14th episode - we discuss how to play with and against Archetypes; what they are, how to spot them and how to counteract each one.
We get the shakes about recent earthquakes and how we should prepare for "The Big One'.
Phil prepares for a future Voice Over career, specializing in cheese.
And there are a lot of visual tips in this episode so if you wanna see our ugly mugs AND see what...
Duration: 00:38:53Bangers, Benders, Archetypes, earthquakes & Beri's "Carry On" moment...
Oct 08, 2025YES, we have no ep13 (coz its bad luck).
We discuss the different personalities, techniques and archetypes in the game with holes balls. How to spot them, how to play with them and how to play against them.
The small matter of earthquakes is spoken of and what we need to know in preparation for "The Big One".
Chop, Top and Beri's un-orthodox paddle training.
Oasis, tip culture, tips for Yips & taming Coach Philip's love for a camera...
Oct 02, 2025After the incredible success of the last 2 episodes about how Pickleball can combat Dementia, Coach Philip returns after having to write letters to 80,000 Oasis fans.
Ironically, Coach Mark reveals his Mother's sudden challenge with Dementia back in the UK, while Beri worries about looking into Camera 1 during our very first 3 camera shoot for KCAT TV. Needless to say Coach Philip has no such qualms.
And if you wanna see our ugly mugs AND see what we are talking about (using actual paddles in the studio) then go to the Youtube https://youtu.be/IW8GUcNhSBE...
Duration: 00:35:22How pickleball is STILL kicking Alzheimer's a$$ - pt2
Sep 26, 2025Dementia related illnesses affect over 7 million of us in the United States alone. And as we age, the chances of you or someone you love being directly affected exponentially increases.
With the passion and insight of our guest - Claire Day, Chief Mission & Program Strategy Officer at Alzheimer’s Association - the Special Pickleball Service are on a mission to help promote the many links between playing the sport we love and brain health and longevity.
This is the 2nd of 2 episodes and it could be the mo...
Duration: 00:29:07How Pickleball can kick Alzheimer’s A$$ (part2)
Sep 25, 2025Dementia related illnesses affect over 7 million of us in the United States alone. And as we age, the chances of you or someone you love being directly affected exponentially increases.
With the passion and insight of our guest - Claire Day, Chief Mission & Program Strategy Officer at Alzheimer’s Association - the Special Pickleball Service are on a mission to help promote the many links between playing the sport we love and brain health and longevity.
This is the 2nd of 2 episodes and it could be the mo...
Duration: 00:29:01How pickleball is kicking Alzheimer’s a$$...
Sep 18, 2025Dementia related illnesses affect over 7 million of us in the United States alone. And as we age, the chances of you or someone you love being directly affected exponentially increases.
With the passion and insight of our guest - Claire Day, Chief Mission & Program Strategy Officer at Alzheimer’s Association - the Special Pickleball Service are on a mission to help promote the many links between playing the sport we love and brain health and longevity.
This is the 1st of 2 episodes and it could be the mo...
Duration: 00:30:30AS LIVE: Below the wrist, belly buttons & Brit coaches...
Sep 11, 2025This week we have our very first 1 hour special recorded on 28th August 2025 in front of a (barely) live studio audience at SPS HQ - KCAT TV.
A spirited debate unfurled with many Pickled fingers in many Pickleball pies including making drills fun, serving properly with belly buttons, line judging and other not so Pickleball pies like hair extensions, past swimsuit modeling and Pickle triv.
We thank everyone who took the time to be in the audience and look forward to the next one.
For Your Eyes Only on the YouTube: @WHO DINKS...
Duration: 00:56:15IN? OUT? (shake it all about). BALL HOLES & RULE CHANGES...
Aug 28, 2025The 3 Englander Coaches debate playing in or out; which might be better/easier & advantages for both. They pontificate about Tom Brady's stellar professionalism; how he is leading The Blues to the Premier League & how the good folk of this country are raised with the same winning mentality. Coach Philip bombshells with news of one eyed lens application & there is a modicum of bants about rule changes that might increase the funnage.
Duration: 00:36:01COACH CRAIC, F#CK UP FAIRIES & PEPPA PIG'S OLD MAN...
Aug 21, 2025"Welcome ins" from the Coach that's qualified but doesn't coach, the Coach that coaches but isn't qualified and the qualified Coach who coaches all the time.
So, why do we Coach? Is it coz we are kind? Well yes. But, we also think it might be that we are creatives.
We discuss the peril of talking quickly at parties, 5 shot drops replacing 3rd, Coach Berisford's voice not being like Roger Moore nor Richard Burton, Coach Philip's percussion weapon of mass destruction and Coach Montgomery's unfair insults from DUPA.
Duration: 00:40:50Portable warm ups, fasting tips and long roads back...
Aug 15, 2025Coach Philip talks about his pint-sized, hand-held warm up film (available on Insta), Coach Montgomery catalogues his long road back after a year out and Coach Berisford chats about losing much poundage through not having breakfast and getting on wrinkly old fruits...
As ever get in touch: SpecialPickelballService@gmail.com and roll up, roll up to see our ugly mugs on Youtube @WhoDinksWins
LIVE SHOW: 28th August - Downtown Los Gatos at KCAT TV. If you'd like to be in the audience contact us.
Duration: 00:37:26Warm ups on yer phone, fasting tips and long roads back....
Aug 14, 2025Coach Philip talks about his pint-sized, hand-held warm up film (available on Insta), Coach Montgomery catalogues his long road back after a year out and Coach Berisford chats about losing much poundage through not having breakfast and getting on wrinkly old fruits...
As ever get in touch: SpecialPickelballService@gmail.com and roll up, roll up to see our ugly mugs on Youtube @WhoDinksWins
LIVE SHOW 28th August. If you'd like to be in the audience contact us.
Duration: 00:22:06Transitioning from Tennis to Pickle with Chris Valego…
Aug 07, 2025Coaches Philip, Berisford & Montgomery finally get a colonial commoner to interrogate - Mr Chris Valego.
Chris tells us about his Superman roots and when he decided to lose all his tennis friends by switching to Pickle. He discusses the difficulties, the similarities and when he realized that Pickle was not “pattercake”.
We have, also, some dedicated mansplaining, stories of sadistic Nuns and inserting beetroot.
Duration: 00:41:30Pickle Etiquette, silly hats and electric squirrels…
Jul 31, 2025The SPS unit discuss good manners - on and off the court, kit (especially stupid hats), kids swearing at school, electrified squirrels and Google translate...
Duration: 00:49:33Ep.3 Bare bums, Bear soda and Super DUPR...
Jul 21, 2025First time in new digs at KCAT TV studios in Los Gatos so you can see our ugly mugs on Xfinity Ch15 and YouTube.
In this episode Beri celebrates Los Gatos rowing club's outstanding success at the National Rowing Championships in Florida, Monty bemoans LAX and the cost of a flat white in LA while Philip recounts his encounter with a very untidy Tahoe bear.
We also talk a bit about the beautiful game, Soccerball, before discussing the 2nd most beautifullest game, Pickleball, about whether playing the same people aids improvement and we answer listener...
Duration: 00:44:08Nasty Nelsons, Beri's horror No2, paddles & Philip’s love for an English drunk…
Jul 16, 2025Number 2s with 3 English whose life is ever more defined by heavy dinking. We done a guest in the form of Beri relative Mr Jackson - who talks Elite rowing, Berkeley & 6000 calories a day.
Coping with "Nasty Nelsons", 'illegal' paddles (they're bouncy) & recent rule changes are discussed too.
Montgomery drools whistfully over great food back in London & Beri describes in too much detail a Rugby toilet jape which has left him scarred and explains a lot.
Any questions or if you simply want a court order brought out against you, try us on...
Duration: 00:58:23Beri's schoolboy embarrassment, Philip's stalking admission and Monty's sexist remark...
Jul 16, 2025People of the future will look back on this very 1st ep with Montgomery, Philip and Berisford with fondness remembering 3 Englishman brought together by a love for Pickleball, which led to a serious dinking problem.
We had Beri's schoolboy briefcase catharsis, Philip's admission how he started Pickleball and Monty's harsh lesson in 'Merican sarcasm.
Plus a caller who complained of getting "smashed in the Kitchen".
Duration: 00:47:33