647withchuckfrank
By: Chuck Frank
Language: en
Categories: News, Commentary
647: Six “takes” for 7 a.m.There is a famine of Truth in our Land. We are also a people who over-schedule our lives. 647 gives you six takes on our culture at 7 a.m. Monday-Friday. 647 is typically 15 minutes long, and covers six themes that the legacy media will either not report, will bury, or pervert it with bias. When you invest 15 minutes with 647, you receive an honest overview of what is happening up to the minute at 7 a.m. You can have it sent via text or email. Send us your contact info at info@trustandobeywithChuckFrank.com, and we will send it t...
Episodes
647: Rage Addicts with Guillotines, Cartel Chaos & The Mothership
Oct 27, 2025Welcome to episode 126 of '647'—where the news is spicy, the takes are hotter, and the only thing we take seriously is the truth (and maybe the size of interstellar comets). This week, Chuck dives headfirst into the madness: from political rage and media circus to cartel horror stories, Irish election drama, and the cosmic distraction that is 3L Atlas. If you’re ready for a wild ride through the headlines—served with a side of sarcasm and a dash of “did he just say that?”—you’re in the right place. Why Watch? Because you’re tired of sanitized new...
Duration: 00:37:10647: American Biscuit: Trump’s Task Force, Hurricane Havoc, NBA Scandals & the Secret Service Circus!
Oct 24, 2025Welcome to 647, Episode 125, where the news is hotter than a Cat 5 hurricane and the takes are spicier than a Twitter feud! Buckle up for a wild ride through the week’s most jaw-dropping stories—served with a side of humor, a dash of provocation, and a sprinkle of “did they really just say that?” What’s Inside: Trump’s all-out war on cartels and a “will they, won’t they” surge in San Francisco. Hurricane Melissa threatens to turn the Caribbean into a water park—minus the fun. The real estate market is still broken, and Jerome’s got the keys (but won’t tu...
Duration: 00:20:53647: DEI, Dystopia & Denial: The Six Stories You’re Not Supposed to Hear
Oct 23, 2025Welcome to '647' — where the famine of truth ends and the feast of uncomfortable reality begins. In episode 124, we slice through the headlines with a satirical scalpel and a serious stare. From the Louvre’s “security” comedy to the dystopian dreams of AI overlords, from real estate farce to political theater, and the scandals no one wants to name — this is the news you’re not supposed to hear. Satirical Highlights: The Louvre’s “modernization” plan: 10 years, zero cameras, infinite excuses. Real estate’s new motto: “Refi or die trying.” Political leaders: betting against the country, blaming the other team, and hoping y...
Duration: 00:25:33647: From Church Security to Ozempic Zombies: 6 Stories That Prove Reality Is Stranger Than Satire
Oct 22, 2025Welcome to ‘647’ – your daily dose of six stories for 7:00 AM, because apparently, there’s a famine of truth and we’re serving up a buffet. Chuck’s back with a satirical, no-holds-barred take on the news you’re not supposed to talk about at brunch. If you’re ready for a wild ride through church security, China’s baby bonus, Ozempic obsessions, and political plot twists, buckle up. Why Watch? Satire so sharp it should come with a warning label. News stories you won’t hear on legacy media. Chuck’s signature blend of humor, provocation, and “did he just say that?” Perfect...
Duration: 00:23:43647: Famine of Truth, Birkenstock Furries, Shutdowns & Reprobates – The Tuesday Tapas You Didn’t Order
Oct 21, 2025Welcome to 647, Episode 122 – your Tuesday tapas of truth, served with a side of sass and a sprinkle of “did they really just say that?” Chuck is back, and he’s not pulling any punches as he slices through the week’s wildest headlines. If you’re hungry for news that’s spicy, irreverent, and occasionally unhinged, you’re in the right place. This episode is a rollercoaster: Exposing the puppet masters behind the headlines Laughing at the absurdity of political theater Calling out media spin and “legacy” narratives Poking fun at culture wars, fundraising frenzies, and international chess matches Wrapping it all up w...
Duration: 00:24:42647: Chainsaws at the Louvre, Grand-tifa, & Kamala’s Funk: 6 Outrageous Stories You Missed!
Oct 20, 2025Welcome to ‘647’—where your morning news is served tapas-style, with a side of snark and a dash of “did that really happen?” This episode is a wild ride through the world’s most jaw-dropping headlines, all before your coffee kicks in. From chainsaws at the Louvre (seriously, where’s Tom Hanks when you need him?) to “Grand-tifa” grannies protesting in inflatable dinosaur suits, we’re serving up the news you won’t get on cable. Chuck’s got hot takes, cold facts, and enough sarcasm to power a small city. If you like your news spicy, your commentary unfiltered, and your world events wi...
Duration: 00:28:34647: Bolton Indictment, Electric Car Chaos & Trans Catwalks?! The News They Don’t Want You to Hear
Oct 17, 2025Buckle up for Episode 120 of '647', where your morning news gets a shot of espresso, a dash of controversy, and a sprinkle of “did-they-just-say-that?” Chuck is back with six stories for 7:00 AM—no sugarcoating, no safe spaces, just the wildest headlines and the hottest takes. From indictments and political chess to EV market madness, global power plays, and the latest in fashion controversy, this episode pulls zero punches. Laugh, gasp, and maybe even rage-quit your news app. Please like, comment, and share if you want more unfiltered news with a side of snark. Let’s make this episode go viral
Duration: 00:26:01647: Tehran's Tribute, Bible Boom, Vatican Surprises, and SCOTUS Drama w/Cajun Spice
Oct 16, 2025Join us for a whirlwind news fix on '647'! In Episode 119, we bring you six sizzling stories to kickstart your Thursday. From the surprising spike in Bible sales and app downloads to the Vatican opening a prayer room for Muslims, it's a ride you won't want to miss. We dive into the SCOTUS showdown over voting rights, up-to-the-minute civil liberties drama, and a call to investigate CAIR’s funding. Plus, we reveal a Dutch-Taiwan chip shutoff plan and a Naval Academy scandal involving a New Jersey gubernatorial hopeful. Don’t miss the glide slope to your weekend with a to...
Duration: 00:28:44647: Hump Day Truth Bombs: Explosions, Conspiracies & The Great Airport Video Ban
Oct 15, 2025Welcome to '647'—where the news is spicy, the takes are hotter, and the truth is always just a little too real for prime time. Chuck is back with 6 stories for your 7:00 AM, and this week we’re blowing the lid off everything from airport video drama to government shutdown shenanigans, mass deportation meltdowns, and a Tennessee explosion that’s literally off the Richter scale. If you like your news with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of “did he just say that?”—you’re in the right place.
Duration: 00:22:59647: 6 Outrageous Stories Before Breakfast! | Naked Bike Rides, Robot Factories & Trump’s Wildest Day
Oct 14, 2025Welcome to '647'—the only show that serves up 6 spicy stories before your coffee kicks in! Today’s episode is a wild ride: from politicians heading to prison, to naked protests, to robot overlords, and Trump stealing the global spotlight (again). If you like your news with a side of sass, you’re in the right place. Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE for your daily dose of truth, weirdness, and a little bit of hope. Share this with your friends—especially the ones who need to lighten up!
Duration: 00:17:38647: Thermos Crimes, Yacht Scandals & Micro-Feminism: Mondays Just Got Weirder
Oct 13, 2025Welcome to 647 Ep 116, where your Monday gets a shot of truth, a dash of weird, and a whole lot of “did he just say that?” Chuck is back at the Tapist bar, serving up hot takes and cold facts with a side of dim sum and a thermos you’ll never look at the same way again. What’s on the menu? • Gaza ceasefire drama (spoiler: it’s a mess) • Dr. Demento’s last ride and the end of an era • Diane Keaton’s final bow • A Florida man, a thermos, and a story you’ll never un-hear • The secret history of New York...
Duration: 00:30:32647: Friday Tapas: Trump’s Peace Plan, Kentucky Chaos & The Famine of Truth
Oct 10, 2025Welcome to your Friday fix of “647” – where the news is spicy, the takes are hotter, and the truth is always on the menu. Chuck’s serving up six stories for 7:00 AM, and this week’s tapas bar is overflowing: from Dominion’s voting shakeup to Kentucky’s wildest Halloween display, Trump’s Middle East moves, and a side of reprobate mind studies. Buckle up, laugh out loud, and get ready to question everything.
Duration: 00:19:37647: Furries, Fires, & Federal Fiascos! - Six Stories That’ll Melt Your Brain
Oct 09, 2025Welcome to ‘647’—the only show that crams six jaw-dropping stories into your brain before you’ve even finished your first cup of coffee. This week, Chuck is on a roll: no Tapist, no filter, and definitely no shortage of wild headlines. We’re talking: Furries with Bic lighters (yes, really) Billionaire dropouts betting on everything Explosive church standoffs (with actual explosives) Deep state sneakiness and courtroom drama Medical mysteries and gender politics California’s next-level political circus If you like your news with a side of sarcasm, a dash of conspiracy, and a whole lot of “did that really happen?”—you’r...
Duration: 00:19:30647: Gold Hits $4,000, Hollywood Goes Wild, and Jimmy Kimmel Flops: The Dish Gets Spicy!
Oct 08, 2025Welcome to 647, Episode 113—where the news is hot, the takes are hotter, and the printer is (still) broken. Chuck’s back with a caffeine-fueled rundown of the week’s wildest headlines, from gold prices that’ll make your grandma jealous to Hollywood’s latest attempt at “Boogeyman Theater.” Buckle up, because this episode is a rollercoaster of truth, sarcasm, and a dash of righteous indignation. Welcome to 647, Episode 113—where the news is hot, the takes are hotter, and the printer is (still) broken. Chuck’s back with a caffeine-fueled rundown of the week’s wildest headlines, from gold prices that’ll make your gr...
Duration: 00:18:49647: Six Stories, One Moon, and a Truckload of Trouble: 647’s Tapas Bar News Buffet
Oct 07, 2025Welcome to another wild ride at the ‘647’ Tapas Bar, where your morning news comes with a side of sass, a sprinkle of scandal, and a dash of “did they really just say that?” Chuck is back, serving up six stories hotter than a Saturn geyser and spicier than a political Twitter thread. f you like your news with a side of irreverence, a pinch of conspiracy, and a whole lot of “did he just say that?”—smash that like button, subscribe, and join the 647 fam. Comments, hot takes, and wild predictions welcome below!
Duration: 00:22:53647: Rhino Skin, Military Tribunals, Sex Dungeons & The Famine of Truth (Yes, Really)
Oct 06, 2025Welcome to episode 111 of the 647 Podcast, where Monday mornings hit harder than a caffeine shortage and the news is served with a side of snark. Chuck is back with his signature blend of “did he just say that?” humor and a fearless dive into the week’s wildest headlines. This week, we’re talking about everything from Trump’s text-based interviews (because who needs face-to-face when you’ve got thumbs?), Rite Aid’s vanishing act, and the Green Party’s plan to abolish landlords (good luck with that, Britain). We’ll also take you on a tour of Mount Everest’s latest s...
Duration: 00:38:49Delta Jet Demolition Derby, Marxist Barbie, & Netflix’s Toddler Scandal?! | 647’s Friday News Frenzy
Oct 03, 2025Welcome to ‘647’ (Episode 110)—the only morning show that serves up six stories before you’ve finished your first questionable cup of coffee. Today, we’re smashing planes at LaGuardia (don’t worry, just Delta being Delta), roasting Maxwell House’s rebrand (Maxwell Apartment, really?), and watching a rogue planet eat 6 billion tons a second (someone get it Ozempic). But wait, there’s more: The world’s weirdest military puzzle pieces (Iran, Venezuela, and a flotilla of Greta Thunbergs) NYC’s new motto: “E pluribus, nada” as Gifted & Talented programs get the Marxist Barbie treatment Menopause madness, Big Pharma conspiracies, and the FDA’s black box...
Duration: 00:30:10647: Government Meltdowns, Amazon’s Faux Food & Moon-Smashing Asteroids
Oct 02, 2025Welcome to the 647 Tapas Bar, where your morning news is served with a side of snark, a dash of conspiracy, and a whole lot of “did they just say that?” This episode, Chuck dishes out six stories hotter than your burnt toast—covering everything from government shutdown shenanigans to Amazon’s latest attempt to feed you for less than a latte, and even an asteroid with a moon-smashing agenda. Buckle up, because we’re not just spilling the tea—we’re launching it into orbit. If you like your news with a twist (and a few wild left hooks), you’re in the...
Duration: 00:25:51647: Tapas of Truth: Trump Rx, Cartel Uber, & Nuclear Waste for Breakfast!
Oct 01, 2025Welcome to the '647' Tapas Bar, where the news is spicy, the satire is strong, and the truth is served with a side of Tylenol (you’ll need it). In this episode, Chuck dishes out six stories so wild, you’ll wonder if you accidentally tuned into a reality show written by AI. From Trump’s new side hustle as America’s pharmacist, to the Cartel’s “Uber for Humans” gig economy, to nuclear waste storage that’s deeper than your ex’s emotional issues—this episode has it all. Plus: Euro Soy Boys, Super Bowl boycotts, and a school board drama...
Duration: 00:16:38647: Six Stories, Zero Chill: Supreme Court, Tylenol Truth Bombs, and AI Starlets?!
Sep 30, 2025Welcome to '647' episode 107, where the Tapas Bar is open and the truth is served spicy! Chuck’s got six stories hotter than your morning coffee—served with a side of sarcasm, a sprinkle of outrage, and a generous helping of “did he just say that?” Buckle up for a wild ride through Supreme Court shenanigans, Tylenol conspiracies, AI ingenues, and the NFL’s latest “hold my beer” moment. If you’re easily offended, you might want to grab a helmet.
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Duration: 00:25:52647: Tapas Bar Mayhem - Government Shutdowns, Tylenol Conspiracies & Hello Kitty Sweatpants
Sep 29, 2025Welcome to the 647 Podcast, where the news is hot, the takes are spicy, and the “Tapas Bar” is always open (except for sangria—this is Monday, people). In this episode, Chuck serves up a buffet of government shenanigans, media mischief, and enough satire to make your fact-checker cry. Strap in for a wild ride through church shootings, veteran woes, government shutdowns, Tylenol conspiracies, and the eternal struggle between good, evil, and Hello Kitty sweatpants. If you’re looking for 15 minutes of news, you’re in the wrong place—this is a firehose, not a sippy cup. Like, subscribe, and bring your o...
Duration: 00:42:28647: Government Shutdowns, United Nations, Indictments & The HOB – 647’s News Buffet
Sep 26, 2025Welcome to another episode of 647, where the news is hot, the satire is spicy, and the truth is served with a side of snark. This week, Chuck dishes out six stories for 7:00 AM—because apparently, the world can’t wait for its daily dose of chaos. From a government shutdown that’s more dramatic than your favorite reality show, to a Department of Ed cash drop, to the “indictment” of James B. “Too Tall Eagle Scout” Comey Jr., we’re serving up the freshest takes (and the freshest conspiracy analogies). But wait, there’s more! The HOB (that’s “Hussein Obama Barack”...
Duration: 00:34:20647: Statues, Snipers & Chardonnay: 6 Outrageous Stories They Don’t Want You to Hear!
Sep 25, 2025Welcome to ‘647’—the only show serving up six stories before you’ve even had your first existential crisis of the day. This episode is a tapas bar of news: small plates, big flavors, and a side of “did they really just say that?” We kick things off with the mysterious case of the Trump & Epstein statue—because nothing says ‘modern art’ like marble, scandal, and a hasty removal by the Park Police. Then, it’s a whirlwind through media victimhood, UN escalator sabotage (yes, really), and the ongoing saga of tech overlords who swear they “love free speech” while putting us all in digita...
Duration: 00:23:34647: Tapas, Trolls & Truth Famine: The 647 News Buffet You Didn’t Order
Sep 24, 2025Welcome to another episode of “647,” where your morning news comes with a side of sangria and a sprinkle of satire. Chuck’s serving up the ‘647 Tapas Bar’—bite-sized news morsels for those who can’t stomach the mainstream buffet. From Disney’s latest “Kumquat” conundrum to government shutdown threats that would make even your WiFi nervous, we’re skewering the headlines with a wink and a nudge. This week: Secret Service vs. rogue SIM cards, “Crying Chucky” Schumer’s shutdown shenanigans, and the world’s most dramatic courtroom pen attack (spoiler: it’s not a new Netflix series—yet). We’ll also diagnose “Disney Dualit...
Duration: 00:30:52647: $4 Billion Trains, Organ Heists & Bagels with Bullets: The News You Can’t Unsee
Sep 23, 2025Welcome to another episode of ‘647’— where the news is quick, the takes are hot, and the satire is spicier than a Bronx grandma’s meatballs. Chuck’s got your morning covered: from Trump’s $4 billion choo-choo diplomacy in Kazakhstan (try saying that three times fast), to organ transplant agencies playing “Operation” with real people, to the UN’s annual cosplay as world saviors. We’ve got Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension drama, Vermont’s Christian school sports saga, and a Jewish gun club serving bagels with a side of Second Amendment. If you’re not laughing, you’re probably crying—or both.
Duration: 00:27:40647: From Alcatraz to Awakening—Faith, Pharma, and the Reprobate Mind
Sep 22, 2025Welcome to episode 101 of “647,” where the news is real, the satire is sharp, and the truth is—well, somewhere between a TikTok algorithm and a church parking lot. This week, Chuck dives into the global ripple effects of Charlie Kirk’s passing, the supernatural surge in faith, and the wild world of forgiveness (spoiler: Erica Kirk forgives her husband’s murderer on live TV). But wait, there’s more! We take a detour through the latest autism research, Tylenol conspiracies, and Trump’s plans to turn Alcatraz into the world’s most exclusive real estate project. Plus, a TikTok takeover, church...
Duration: 00:29:29647: Trump, Nukes, and Gender Quotas ('647' Podcast’s 100th Episode Spectacular)
Sep 19, 2025Welcome to the 100th episode of the '647' Podcast, where the only thing more unpredictable than the news is our host’s caffeine intake. This week, Chuck takes you on a whirlwind tour of the world’s most “important” stories—because apparently, the truth is in short supply and we’re here to ration it out, one hot take at a time. First up: Trump’s royal charm offensive in the UK, where he scores a $350 billion AI-and-nukes deal, and the Brits get 15,000 jobs while the US gets… well, 2,500 and a polite thank you note. We’ll dig into the backstory...
Duration: 00:16:57647: Reprobates, Rants & North Korea—The Truth Social Famine Special
Sep 18, 2025Welcome to 647, Episode 99—where satire meets the news, and the only thing more broken than the system is our host’s sleep schedule. This week, Chuck serves up a buffet of reprobates, rants, and reality checks, all with a side of sarcasm. If you like your news with a dash of mockery and a sprinkle of existential dread, you’re in the right place. Like, comment, and subscribe—because if you don’t, Chuck might end up ranting on a street corner (and nobody wants that).
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Duration: 00:21:07647: Weaponized Truth, Socialists on Parade & The Emmypocalypse
Sep 17, 2025Welcome to '647' – your daily dose of news, satire, and a sprinkle of “did he really just say that?” In Episode 098, Chuck turbo-charges your morning with six stories that’ll make you laugh, groan, and maybe question reality. Mortgage rates are dropping (finally, some good news for your wallet), gold and silver are climbing (pirates rejoice), and the Georgia legal circus takes center stage with a Trumpian twist. We dive into the wild world of “Charlie's Murderers,” where empathy is apparently out of style, and take a biblical detour to prophesy against the Marxist left (Ezekiel would be proud). The...
Duration: 00:20:27647: Six Stories, Zero Filter – From Global Vigils to Congressional Kabuki
Sep 16, 2025Welcome to '647' Ep097, where the only thing more unpredictable than the news is the host’s shirt choice. This episode, Chuck takes you on a whirlwind tour of global vigils, political theater, and the kind of “truth famine” that’ll have you reaching for seconds. From international tributes to Charlie Kirk (that the mainstream media would rather you didn’t know about) to the latest TikTok trade drama, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “peaceful divorce” proposal, and a roast of lefty mayors and NFL billionaires, nothing is off-limits. We’ll laugh, we’ll cry (maybe from laughing), and we’ll question why C...
Duration: 00:31:43647: Charlie Kirk, Conspiracies, and the Famine of Truth: Who’s Really Pulling the Strings?
Sep 15, 2025Buckle up for an episode that’s part true crime, part revival meeting, and all-out war on the “official story.” This week, we dive into the aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s assassination—because apparently, the truth is now an endangered species. From prayer vigils that make Coachella look tame to the viral explosion of Turning Point USA, we question everything: Was the “lone wolf” shooter just another patsy? Or was there a four-man team with a getaway jet? We roast the media’s hot takes, dissect the political scramble for more security, and introduce our new favorite field: Advanced Reprobate Mind S...
Duration: 00:29:20647: America Mourns The Assassination of Charlie Kirk & The Silence of a Truth-Teller
Sep 12, 2025In this special episode, we reflect on the tragic loss of Charlie Kirk—truth teller, peacemaker, and a future leader whose voice was silenced by political violence. Our hearts go out to Charlie’s family, friends, and all who were inspired by his courage and vision of fostering open dialogue, encouraging debate, and finding common ground. The impact of his life and untimely passing is being felt across the nation and the world. Join us as we honor his legacy, discuss what’s next for the movement, and offer our deepest condolences to those grieving this unimaginable loss. Rest in pea...
Duration: 00:28:28647: Honoring Charlie Kirk: America’s Truth Teller Silenced—A Nation Mourns
Sep 11, 2025We are heartbroken by the tragic political assassination of Charlie Kirk—a courageous American icon, devoted husband, father, and relentless truth teller. In this special episode, we remember Charlie’s unwavering stand against evil and honor his family’s profound loss. Charlie’s ministry of truth inspired millions, and his legacy will never be forgotten. Join us as we reflect on his life, his faith, and the scriptures that guided him: Deuteronomy 20:4 – “For the Lord your God is he who goes with you to fight for you against your enemies, to save you.” John 15:18 – “If the world hates you, keep in mind that...
Duration: 00:14:22647: America’s School Boards Gone Wild?! Woke Science, Marvel Mayhem & Truth Bombs
Sep 10, 2025Buckle up, truth-seekers! In this episode of “647,” Chuck takes no prisoners as he exposes the wildest school board shenanigans, roasts “Woke Science,” and dives headfirst into Marvel’s latest identity crisis. If you thought education was about reading, writing, and arithmetic—think again! From FBI agents at Latin Mass to Marvel’s new “family tree,” nothing is safe from Chuck’s razor-sharp wit.
Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, and SHARE—especially with that one friend who still thinks Marvel is about superheroes and not sociology lectures. Subscribe for more unfiltered news, spicy takes, and the occasional relationship tip you’ll...
Duration: 00:32:33647: TRUTH FAMINE: Trump's Bible, ICE Raids, & Global Meltdowns
Sep 09, 2025Welcome to the only news show brave enough to call out the world’s insanity—one snarky headline at a time. In this episode of “647,” we serve up a buffet of truth, sarcasm, and the kind of commentary that’ll make your group chat explode. What’s on the menu? Trump donates his family Bible (because nothing says “legacy” like a museum display case). ICE raids a Hyundai plant, and the only thing more illegal than the workers is the PR spin. Argentina’s president gets crushed, Brazil’s democracy is on life support, and France… well, France is just being France. Plu...
Duration: 00:20:47647: Why Tylenol, Mortgage Rates, and Robot Cows Are Ruining Mondays
Sep 08, 2025Why Tylenol, Mortgage Rates, and Robot Cows Are Ruining Mondays (and Other News You Can’t Make Up)
00:00 – Intro: Welcome to “647” – Six Stories for 7:00 AM
00:12 – Autism & Tylenol: The Double Message Olympics
01:44 – ADHD, Autism, and the Tylenol Conspiracy Deepens
03:18 – FDA, Big Pharma, and the Study Smackdown
04:52 – Mortgage Rates: The Rollercoaster You Didn’t Buy a Ticket For
07:23 – The Fed: Good Cop, Bad Cop, and a Side of Trump
12:03 – Department of War: Trump’s Rebranding Bonanza
15:59 – AI Cowboys: Meet Warthog, the Robot Rancher
18:39 – PETA’s Robot Bison & The End o...
Duration: 00:25:53647: Unmasking the Obvious Six Stories You Weren’t Supposed to Notice (But Did Anyway)
Sep 06, 2025Welcome to another episode of ‘647’—where we serve up the news with a side of sarcasm and a dash of “did they really just say that?” Below you’ll find the timestamped breakdown, so you can skip straight to the outrage, the eye-rolls, or the moments that make you question reality.
Timestamps:
00:00 – Intro: The Famine of Truth and Your Daily Dose of Bluntness
00:12 – Take 1: 700,000 Pounds of Meth Chemicals Seized—Because Apparently, That’s a Thing
00:49 – Take 2: mRNA Vaccines and “Turbo Cancer”—Science, Satire, and Suspicion
03:44 – Take 3: Xi, Putin, and the Quest for Immortality (or...
Duration: 00:17:01647: Obnoxious Elitest Culture, Gold Bars for Climate Scams & FL Pandemic Politics
Sep 06, 2025Welcome to Episode 647 of 'Six Stories for 7:00 AM'—your satirical news fix in a world starved for truth! Join Chuck as he dives into Florida’s pandemic politics, lampoons government spending, skewers elite culture, and tracks the week’s wildest rumors (including the “death” of Trump). Expect sharp commentary, irreverent humor, and a healthy dose of skepticism. Like, share, and subscribe for more unfiltered takes!
Duration: 00:22:26647: Trump's Authority, 'Nadlering', Space Force, & Investment Windfalls
Sep 06, 2025Welcome to episode 88 of '647'! In this episode, Chuck dives into the latest headlines, political drama, and cultural commentary with his signature wit. From Supreme Court showdowns to Hollywood’s box office struggles, and from political retirements to eyebrow-raising investment returns, this episode covers it all. Don’t miss the “Go Woke, Go Broke” discussion and a look at the shifting landscape of American institutions.
Timestamps:
00:00 – Introduction & SCOTUS Questions
00:49 – Trump’s Presidential Authority & Market Claims
01:24 – Capital Gains Bracket & Hollywood’s Box Office Woes
03:23 – “Go Woke, Go Broke” in Hollywood
03:57 –...
Duration: 00:11:47647: The Emperor's New Tweets, Spike Speak, & Silent Societies
Sep 06, 2025647 - Six Stories for 7:00 AM: Unveiling Hidden Truths Welcome to '647 - Six Stories for 7:00 AM', where we dive into the pressing issues ignored by mainstream media. We start with President Trump’s revelations about the COVID-19 drugs and the shadowy actions of pharmaceutical companies. The video explores the unexpected spike in mortality rates among young Americans post-pandemic, suggesting gene therapy as a possible cause. We scrutinize the influence of teachers' unions and their financial contributions to leftist causes. The rise of MAGA populism in Europe amidst immigration crises is discussed, along with New York City's controversial congestion pricing. We...
Duration: 00:32:47647: Truth Famine, DC's Viceroy, Election Integrity & Big Pharma's Flying Monkeys
Sep 01, 2025In this episode of 647, we deliver six rapid-fire stories to kick off your day with a dose of truth. From the controversial history of transgender movements, alleged Big Pharma conspiracies, and the chaos at Ottawa's Gay Pride Parade to the flood of 2028 presidential candidates and President Trump's upcoming executive orders. Also, enjoy a searing critique of DC's political landscape and a review of Neil Young's latest song. The hardest working man in short news wraps it up with a motivating message for Labor Day. Watch now for your daily fix of unfiltered news!
00:00 Introduction and Quick News...
Duration: 00:25:50