Scripty Business

Twas the night before Scripty, and before this show
They decided to drink, for an hour or so

Merry Scriptmas to all, and to all a good time! Welsh and Murray drank many beers and wine before starting this special Christmas Episode of Scripty Business!

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Fae is foul, and foul is fae.

On a cold miserable Irish winter's day
Upon a foggy path do these friends stray,
Down into an evil shire to stay,
Struggling to keep the haunting at bay,
It's the deed's done past they must all now pay.

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Got hand it to Dyson. He pacified the whole league with his fist.

This week it's a kung-fu movie all about nationally televised e-sport style death matches and one man's quest to bring the entire league down.

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Two twins bring the pain in this twisty, western heist film set on a train. This one is fun, it ends on a pun.

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It's a special episode as we dip into the Scripty Vault - a repository of unreleased gold. This is the first ever recording of the show that would become Scripty Business. Back when we had Executives to pitch to, and a robot assistant helping us out...

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Hey, today is end of days. Hooray! Two rival gangs fight like cats and dogs for the fate of all of...dinosaur kind? (Is that right? That can't be right?). Secret forbidden love after the buzzer.

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A chair that eats children, a nefarious villain without a care, a pair of siblings with part-time paws, and an ancient robot war? Oh yeah, its Studio Scribili. Not an episode to be thrown away.

We roped in friends to suffer sidelong us. It's Second Hand Hauntings from the P. Zinner Network.

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History is a mystery and sex is complex.

This is the story of The Index of Sex and the effects of his sing-song hex. Go ahead and laugh, because You’re Next.

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Burning rubber squeals from soupped up Hotwheels.

It's Toy Story but instead Paul Walker is driving Hot Wheels in a deathsport.

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Join us for another episode of Scripty Business!

This week is an instant cult classic. Just you, and I, and what the f@#k is that giant, horrifying thing in the sky?

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Second Hand Haunting made the mistake of inviting us on to listen to three short ghost stories. Come on the journey with them as they learn in real-time the sheer chaos they've brought into their home.

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There are no clear winners with these after-dinner sinners.

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The spy who blew me...an eye-catching piece of glass. Talk about bonding.

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Join Welsh and Murray as they jump into a new season cold. Full comet-ment, no spacing out. Heroic work boys.

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The final part of Arc 10 involves a Monster Mash of Galactic proportions - the Van Hel-singing and dancing competition lives on, but will our cast of characters survive? Welsh barely survived the recording itself being as seedy as he was. Yet somehow, greatness was formed. See how we wrap up this story with the final spin of the Wheel of Doom

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Part two means we're back to tamper with the perfection we created last week - Jim's Limbs get's a spin on the Wheel of Doom. The result is Universally Monstrous. Bit of a stretch that one I'll admit, but it's late you get what you get

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Things go well and truly off the rails this week as the boys take on a fresh set of random words to kick off a new Arc.
We better watch our step with the puns we're dropping - and hold on to your buts for the longest (and most chaotic) half time segment ever.

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Right about now, in a Galaxy here, the boys take on their biggest challenge yet - incorporating a beloved franchise into the story that they know pretty much NOTHING about.

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Things get a bit more spooky in part two, as our Finnish murder mystery get's touched by the Gods.
The plot thickens with familiar faces and a touch of the supernatural - stay out of those woods.

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A new Arc begins - but do we manage to FINNISH it in time? A vanilla ice cream of an episode (as Welsh would describe it) but lick this cone at your own risk...
This description will make sense when you listen to the episode.
I hope.
This is all Welsh's doing, Murray usually writes these descriptions, so they're usually better

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To cap off our Spootapular Spooptober, we're trying something a bit different. For this arc, we revisit our favorite version with the aim to improve what we managed to do in 30 minutes with - shockingly - another 30 minutes.

Did we actually improve it? You be the judge!

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WE REMEMBERED TO CHANGE THE TITLE!
Part 4 of the Spooptapular Spooptober arc continues.

Elephants, wolves and bats - oh my!
The boys have their work cut out for them as the chaos mounts with more Halloween wheel of doom spins to deal with.

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The Spoops keep Spooping as the Spootober specials continue this week with Part 3 - Is this the episode we remember to revisit the title? #SpoilerApology, it's not

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Spooptapular Spooptober continues this week with Part 2 of our Halloween specials. James McAvoy does not want you to rattle the Cage.

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The Spooptapular month of Spooptober kicks off with a bang - for our Halloween specials we're making Horror stories. And the first one is going to make you think twice about any scratches on your floors and furniture

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The final installment of Arc 7, we're going to be saying Feathers and Whiskers for days

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The seventh arc continues.

This time we rat out the sins of the cat's past.

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The seventh arc begins...and I gotta tell ya, this one was a real clusterduck.

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The Sixth Arc concludes with some spookcity in september (you're a month early). It’s offical we are calling it, it's a trope of the podcast.


Well, well, well...what's down this waterhole? (and the ritual is complete). Marco and Rocco, take a seat at the table.

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Arc Six...come get your kicks. Okay, someone call the Artist Police - either they are lazy or rehashing the same name for three episodes (probably) is becoming a trope.

Wait are they peddling a subscription that doesn't exist? Crime!

Silence! Enough out of you. No more words. The marinara!

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Sixth Arc sets fire to our hearts. 

R.I.P Jerry. You saucy man.

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The Fifth Arc is over. Cinèmon has been fed once again.


This arc was so transformative. Didn't think we would end here. R.I.P Bartholemew 2. 

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The fifth arc takes a...curious turn!



We needed to clean up our act so we got real soapy.

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The fifth arc...owwwww. Who would have thought we made it this far?


Something about this job sounds fishy captain.
I sea what you did there first mate.

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Third Arc Concludes. 

HE. IS. COMING.


Godzilla, what a chilla, thanks for being in our zombie thriller.

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Arc 4 continues as a new craze sweeps up Scripty Business. A craze where we refuse to ever change the name.



There is no pandemic. There never was a pandemic. It's all a hoax. Open your eyes people. Zombies aren't real, but a POTUS who can't sing for sh*t is. Focus on that.

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Arc Four Begins. Just in time for the American election. Conspiracy much?



America melts because a woman wasn't perfect all the time. And that's good enough to impeach her.

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Arc Three Concludes. I've seen this title before. Where have I seen this title before?



Red lips, crown and she wants to talk to us. Are we sure we aren't back in Arc One? No don't unplug me, I'm not ready to go Mr. Stark.

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Arc Three continues. Remember that time we remember to name the film? Neither.


The real fantasy is thinking he could ever make a difference. Same.

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Arc Three begins. Have mercy on our stupid souls.


Fold timelines that let you meet endless versions of yourself. And everyone is still a disappointment.

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Arc Two comes to a glorious close. No thanks to the Wheel.

There's a rapture on the fringes of our solar system. Wanna help us Planet?

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The Second Arc dances the devil's dance with the Wheel of Doom. And the Wheel wins again. The Wheel always wins.

Only in an apocalypse will the KKK try to stop a church.

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Arc Two begins! Brand new structure. Brand New show. We listened, we learnt. Each episode now has a specific goal in mind.

Even more shiny. Even more chaotic.

Would you stick your fingers into someone's burning bush to see God?

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The WHEEL OF DOOM strikes again. The final episode in the first arc of Scripty Business.


Lord help the children at that pool party.

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Introducing the WHEEL OF DOOM! The chaos element that absolutely wrecks our beautiful work.



Mean teens and dream machines. We give the sister the popsicle treatment, and it brings shame to our collective families.

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The first episode of Scripty Business! We go to the faraway mystic land of HighSchool (tm) to face great evils, drama and cowboys?

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This is Scripty Business. The made-up show about made-up movies. We have three episodes to turn three random words into one amazing movie pitch. Episode one is all about the three-act structure and setting. Episode two is about characters and themes. And episode three is A, B, C plotlines and sequences. But here is the thing. For each new episode in the Arc we throw in a game-changing, world-shaking, devastating and hilarious curveballs with the dreaded Wheel of Doom! And even worse, every element must carry through.

It's chaos. It's risky. It's Scripty Business!

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