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Santa Rosa shook — literally. This week, I felt a 4.9 earthquake just 4 miles away, followed by aftershocks, weather whiplash, and the unsettling realization that my bed is not as sturdy as I thought.

From seismic activity to Dubai chocolate invading Dollar Tree, I break down how something that used to be “luxury imported” is now living next to cough drops for $1.25.

We talk new podcast gear, why my Rode Podcaster is still undefeated, and why not every microphone bundle is built the same.

Then things get weird.

Denny’s has announced Sticky Kicks —...

From Sonoma County shaking with a 4.9-magnitude earthquake to Denny’s releasing sneakers filled with real syrup, today’s episode is a whirlwind of chaos, curiosity, and comedy. We dive into aftershocks, the science behind fart-based brain boosts, massive underground sloth tunnels, dumpster-dived toys, and the Reddit verdict on KFC. Plus, a tiny tribute to Raul Malo and some thoughts on new audio gear. Buckle up—this one’s unpredictable, hilarious, and just a little sticky.

On today’s episode of The Slime Show, Bree (aka Slime) lounges with the cats, watches the clouds, and dives into the weekend’s wildest news. From Santacon chaos to beer-soaked Kris Kringles, to Snoopy taking over slow cookers and handbags, to a 1983 shoe salesman who’s basically a retail ninja—this episode has it all. Plus, quirky stories about Lay’s new “potato-flavored potato” chips, Steve Wozniak’s $2 bills, Midwestern phrases, and the fast-food hot chocolate showdown. Rested, caffeinated, and ready to talk nonsense—tune in for the absurdity you didn’t know you needed.

This is take three.
Not because the first two were bad — but because they were too powerful.

In this episode, I unpack the pressure of being the greatest podcaster alive (heavy is the crown), why even legends get nervous talking alone in their rooms to no audience, and how I almost formed an opinion on an international conflict after Googling it for ten minutes while eating cheese.

We cover:

The danger of becoming emotionally invested in global politics without context

Why the world does not need a podcaster in sweatpants sa...

It’s Friday, December 12, 2025, and Bree—also known as Slime—is back for her second podcast of the day, powered by boredom, laundry fumes, and dark chocolate science.

In this episode, Bree investigates the wildly inconsistent physics of cat litter boxes (are the cats secretly horses?), admits to regularly drawing S’s in the litter for Starshine and Sydney, and fills the room with Moonlight Breeze–scented ambition thanks to a Gain detergent detour from Tide loyalty.

There’s also a rogue ice cream truck rolling through the neighborhood in mid-December.

Things take a scientific...

ATTEN-HUT, SLIMERS!!!! In today’s episode: laundry day revelations, garbage-dog trauma, and the sacred rule that naps require a blanket—or else. We spiral into Hell’s Kitchen rage, sovereign-wealth-fund Looney Tunes, and the Waymo Trunk Man Incident™ before ending with a dramatic reading of “11 Personality Traits of People Who Nap,” which may or may not prove Bree is an enlightened forest spirit. Also: Big Food is getting sued, and honestly? Good.

In today’s episode, Bree (aka Slime) broadcasts from bed with Starshine, a suspiciously boomy new microphone, and a closet full of over 100 cans of cat food—aka the Cat Food Bunker™. We discuss why all podcasts suck except this one, why Bree exclusively listens to herself like a professional athlete reviewing game tape, and why Guayakí yerba mate is just an energy drink in a poncho pretending to be spiritual.

There’s also a Costco takeover by Dubai Chocolate, a rubber-band incident involving two cats, an absurd $385,000 human washing machine, and the annual descent into December madness.<...

On today’s episode, Bree (a.k.a. Slime) survives Day 26 of her unstoppable podcast streak, questions how anyone stays awake for a six-day Dutch podcast marathon, and desperately awaits a RØDE Podcaster mic that is currently on a road trip across Colorado.

We dive into hard-hitting journalism such as:

Why Dubai chocolate is suddenly EVERYWHERE (Costco, Trader Joe’s, gas stations… the hostile takeover is real)

Whether eating it forces you to invest in Dubai real estate

Grocery hauls, peppermint soap supremacy, and maintaining a 100-can cat food bunker

Th...

Day 25 of my podcast streak, and we’re hitting peak chaos. I dive deep into why Tom and Jerry are probably the most sleep-deprived cartoon characters in history, marvel at Guy Fieri’s outrageous diners and 15-inch hotdogs, and ponder whether AI is making us dumb—or just turbocharging our laziness. Plus, a New York subway hero smashes Meta smart glasses, and we navigate the morality puzzle that ensues. 25 CONSECUTIVE DAYS PODCASTING. HEAVY IS THE CROWN!!!! Strap in—this episode is as unpredictable as a Jerry-sized rocket in Tom’s living room.

Hey, Slimers! Today’s episode is pure chaos: I talk about waking up at 1 a.m. to feed my tiny furry overlords, why my MacBook Air is one wiggle away from yeeting itself off my bed, falling into a mukbang SpongeBob Burger King rabbit hole, the existential crisis of modern music lists, Trump winning the FIFA World Peace Prize (??), and Japan’s national Christmas tradition of… KFC?? Heavy is the crown of 24 days of podcasting.

A jam-packed Saturday episode: adorable 4-week-old kitten videos, new headphones out for delivery, household tasks described like NASA operations, a dramatic shower redemption arc, hot takes on 2025 music lists, and the existential horror of having “da da da” stuck in your head for eternity.

On today’s episode (Friday, December 5th, 2025), Bree hangs out, talks about doing laundry, being woken up at 1am by Starshine, and then dives straight into the bizarre news vortex: Uber notifications acting like a drill saergent, a man performing CPR on a snake, an emotional support alligator rejected from Disney World, and the exhausting reality of being a millennial in 2025. Also featuring: Neil deGrasse Tyson’s extremely specific last meal, an 88-year-old veteran finally getting to retire, and Sam Altman wanting to read your mind with sound waves. It’s a journey.

In today’s episode, Bree (aka Slime) talks earthquakes that didn’t shake her, cats that almost threw up, Discord refusing to give her a Wrapped, and the devastating news that Trader Joe’s canceled Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s—aka the only thing holding her holiday spirit together.
We also get into Michael Jackson’s KFC breakfast era, 1980s peanut butter snacks resurrected by Stranger Things, and a mysterious interstellar object with a literal heartbeat. Plus: media megacorps throwing billions around like candy canes that apparently no longer exist.

This episode is full chaos in the best way. I talk about my dangerously slippery MacBook Air, my shocking $68 microphone steal, and San Francisco’s plan to turn a whole building into a 400-pod megadorm (yes, they said cram). Then we pivot into the Black Friday raccoon who got drunk in a liquor store, Charlie Munger cooling off with ice instead of A/C, my attempt at embracing silence for the first time ever, Stonehenge’s extremely dramatic underworld pits, and Khloé Kardashian’s ghost encounter that made her sleep with the lights on for years.
It’s cozy, it’...

In today’s episode, Bree wakes up at 3AM (because: cats), gets blinded by the sun, and somehow ends up talking about Denny’s, Britney Spears possibly moving to the UK, exploding stars, sleeping jellyfish, color-dreaming octopuses, and why classic rock morning shows are all secretly cursed. Also: Sydney the cat continues her lifelong mission to use Bree as a mattress. Plus, is that interstellar comet definitely not an alien spacecraft? (Disappointing.)

In today’s episode, Bree hangs out with the cats, talks about eating a bomb Trader Joe’s salad, and dives into a Libra horoscope that’s basically yelling “you got this.” We talk obscure indie bands YouTube throws at us, David Byrne’s new Tiny Desk, and why Kash Patel dresses like he’s about to help you move a futon. Also: car-sized millipedes, Britney’s beautifully vulnerable Instagram post, Dick Van Dyke’s ice cream longevity secret, and why Italian hot chocolate is built like pudding. It’s a full Monday.

In today’s very cloudy, very bored Sunday episode, I hang out with Starshine and Sydney while testing the new Fifine Tank2 mic. We talk wild turkeys in the yard, drives through Healdsburg and dreams of Guerneville, overpaying for $15 headphones on eBay, and the ongoing saga of cats discovering elite nap locations. I also revies the tragic state of modern podcasts, rant about 2FA codes like they’re classified government files, dives into Grimes’ take on Atlas/3i and alien federations, and deliver yet another annual roast of the absolutely joyless Starbucks holiday cups. Grab a snack, pet a cat, a...

Bree wakes up at 2am courtesy of her feline alarm clocks, recaps cat vomit and cloudy weather, dives into weird radio nostalgia, and then fully petitions the universe to please—PLEASE—let 3i/Atlas be aliens. Plus: Johnny Cash vs. Coca-Cola, €90k worth of stolen snails, pickleball chaos, Elvis-wig judges, human washing machines, and Cardi B’s umbilical cord jewelry. A wildly cursed news roundup and a cry for extraterrestrial intervention.

From 2 AM wake-ups to cleaning up Sydney's surprise, it was a 'boring' day that led to a surprising amount of chaos. In this episode, we dive into the bizarre, high-stakes world of The National Dog Show. Who are these judges? Why are dog handlers SPRINTING in suits? And why do the perfectly carved, topiary-like poodles look so stressed? Give me a messy, twig-in-its-fur poodle any day!

Then, we shift gears to politics and the economy. We unpack President Trump's recent comments about new action 'by land' against Venezuelan drug traffickers. Is this about drugs, or is it...

Happy Thanksgiving! This is a special holiday episode recorded after a 2 AM burst of creative energy.

Join me as I celebrate "Catsgiving" by spoiling my two feline co-hosts and reflecting on the best family Thanksgivings with my amazing mom and grandma. I dive into the truly bizarre nightmare I had about getting a haircut (after two years!), and explain why I politely turned down a dinner invitation—I'm just too tired!

But wait, there's more:

The Mic Debacle: Hear the unbelievable story of the $100 fake Shure SM7B that required a 37-degree angle, a...

ATTENCION! This episode is 100% Slime Certified! We expose the Angel 7500 Cold Press Juicer for the $1600 stainless-steel lie it is in a blistering Slime Scale review. Plus, a mandatory dance break to prove we're better than the JRE (Joe Rogan Experience), and a passionate defense of the desirable 'burnt' edges on Ritz Crisp and Thins. Stop listening and start moving!

It's the day before Thanksgiving, and I'm feeling rested and reflective after 11 hours of sleep (and a 2:15 AM cat feeding). We kick off with a haul review: Yerba Mate energy drinks, smoothie-induced health boosts, and the ongoing quest for the perfect podcast microphone (ATR2100x vs. Samson Q2U—and maybe a boom arm for bed?).

Then, we dive into the headlines: Jony Ive and Sam Altman are teaming up to create an "anti-iPhone" AI device that promises "peace and calm" instead of flashing notifications. Is this the future we need?

We then shift to a...

ATTEN-HUT!!!!!!!! Hello, Slimers!!!! Welcome to the podcast! It's November 25th, 2025, and I’m ready for Thanksgiving in just two days! Join me for an episode covering everything from new art supplies to the animal kingdom's social rules.

Today, we cover:

Cozy Morning Vibes: Hanging out with the cats, planning a vacuum session, and dealing with that foggy weather. Plus, defending my love for smelling cat fur—it’s normal, I swear!

The Goodpods 7-Day Challenge: II share the details of the challenge and why you should subscribe wherever you listen (Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Pocket...

A seasoned veteran delivers an off-the-cuff episode exploring the week's current events and deeply personal anecdotes. We dive into Typosquatting scams, the surprising symbolic art of Neanderthals (and who the first cave critic was), and the life story of Full House star Jodie Sweetin. Plus, a review of the new Geese album, a tribute to Jimmy Cliff, and a critical look at the diet/nap cycle. Hear about the time I ran a massive Discord server called 'Lonely,' and how I'm celebrating Thanksgiving. Most importantly: I fed the cats cheddar cheese this morning.

It's a Sunday afternoon podcast check-in! I'm sharing the saga of my very clingy cat, Sydney, who just wants to nap on my laptop all day, plus the early morning cat alarm clock that got my day started. In the news: we look at the strange FBI investigation shaking up California politics, the wild idea that poetry can 'jailbreak' AI, and how raccoons are getting domesticated in the city. I also share a personal and important discussion on recent news about a celebrity's transformation, which leads to a candid talk about my own history with eating disorders and how...

I start off this epsiode by talking about my day. Then, I talk about some random news stories. After that, I talk about Taylor Swift and how she is allowing the trump administration to use her music. Then, I play some of Erykah Badu's recent live performance at NY Times. Finally, I play some of Robert Plant's NPR Tiny Desk concert performance.

I start off this episode by talking about my podcast episode for earlier today. After that, I talk about the weather. Then, I talk about getting a missed call from The Living Room in Santa Rosa. Then I talk about "adulting" today. I had a productive day. I vacuumed, did laundry, and brushed my teeth. Finally, I talk more about Britney Spears.

I start out the episode by talking about having diarrhea from eating the Spanish cheeses I bought from Costco. Please God, don't let me be lactose intolerant. After that, I talk about and watch some of the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony performances. I really liked the performances of OutKast songs, as well as Cyndi Lauper's performance. Happy Friday, Slimers!!!!!!!!

Welcome in and welcome back, Slimers!!!! I start off the episode by talking about how I wouldn't mind having a human-sized cat tree to sleep in. Then, I talk about minesweeper. I have no idea how to play minesweeper. I just click on random squares and hope for the best. After that, I rant about my pumpkin spice handsoap. I bought 2 pumpkin spice scented softsoap handsoap dispensers at the end of October and here I am in late November with only 80% of one bottle finished and tired of the scent. So i have another pumpkin spice handsoap dispenser and...

Hello, Slimers! In this jam-packed episode, I start out by talking about how my day is going so far. Then, I talk about 3 types of Spanish cheese: Iberico, Manchego, and Queso de Cabra. Then I talk about why toenails grow faster than fingernails. After that, I talk about Starshine playing with my sock and how cats get enjoyment out of the simplest things. Then I talk about garbage truck technology. Then, I talk about the 3I/ATLAS interstellar object. After that, I talk about sea urchins having an all-body brain and how animals are probably more intelligent than we...

In this episode, I just start out by talking about my day, which was mostly boring. Then I talk about a new Britney Spears Instagram post where she appears to be speaking with a unique accent. Then I just mention 2 weird news stories. Finally, I play some more 60s soul music!

My cat, Starshine, has officially stolen my spot and thinks he's the King. Is Phantom Planet the most underrated rock band? I confess my diet broke for garlic naan and PopCorners! We also break down the rare personality traits of people who love rainy days. On the serious side: We connect the dots between Trump, the Saudi Crown Prince. I also play clips and talk the tension involving Japan, China, and Taiwan. I discuss a frightening New York Times report on an administration using covert CIA action in Venezuela—a powerful critique of executive power that acts entirely in th...

In this episode, I start off by talking about my day so far. I talk about my grocery shopping trip with my Dad, and the food that I got. Then, I discuss the Apple Podcasts charts. Then, I talk about some random news and my creepy encounter with AI. Lastly, I talk about and play some 60s soul music.

Welcome to my second-of-the-day podcast! This episode is a cozy, stream-of-consciousness chat recorded from my bed on my MacBook Air with the trusty Samson Q2U.

On the docket today:

The quest for better headphones: Are those $27 Walmart cans really "as good as Bose?"

My new early bedtime routine, low energy, and the much-needed (almost week-long wait!) shower update.

The cold weather and cat treats.

Media Deep Dive: I share what I learned from Dragon's Den about Tiger Nuts (a tuber, not a nut!) and the appeal of those...

Whilst utilizing my Mackie EM99B microphone, I talk about my morning so far. I talk about accidentally feeding the cats too many treats last night and how they are picky when it comes to fresh treats. Then, I talk about ordering blank ACEO cards and plastic sleeves for the, for my art. Then, I talk about pictures from the filming of the upcoming Zelda movie being released by Nintendo. Finally, I talk about the new movie, The Running Man, based on the Stephen King book.

I start off by just talking about my day today. Then, I talk about Route 66 and it's history. After that, I read and comment on some bizarre news, including a police officer caught without pants on during video court hearing, a lion cub hotel wake-up call service, a woman with a hairball, and a flooded restaurant in Thailand that brings delight with swimming fish among diners.

In this episode, whilst utilizing a Samson Q2U microphone, I talk about Spotify taking down one of my episodes for copyright infringement claims. I also talk about switching podcast hosts from Spotify to Simplecast. Then I talk about 3I/ATLAS, the mysterious intestellar object. Then I talk about the Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian pajama party. I discuss some of the latest news. Then, I talk about Breaking Rust, the AI-generated band, and play some of their music. I finish off the episode by playing some AI-generated music I made for the show.

In this episode I start off by ranting about smart watches. They are dumb. Then, I talk about Taylor Swift allowing trump to use her music. Then I mention some bizarre news stories. Finally, I talk about 2 micro-trends, the Sleepy Girl Mocktail using magnesium powder, and Cottage Cheese ice cream.

In this episode, we dive deep into the fascinating reality of interdimensional communication. I talk about my recent spiritual encounter with my deceased high school pet scorpion. I’m also detailing the big change I’m making to my upcoming book, expanding the scope beyond channeled wisdom to include my own life stories and random views on the world. Finally, we look at how Janet Jackson's '90s hit is blowing up on TikTok.

In this episode, I talk about some of the art that I've been making.

In this episode, I just talk about my podcast and how I feel it used to be better. I read a comment that a listener left for the podcast. I also talk about the biggest rabbit breed in the world, the Flemish Giants.

I talk about re-launching the podcast, watching the show Unodercover Boss, and random stuff. I'm writing a book and trying to make drawings/illustrations for the book.