Dana Cortez Show Podcast

DCS talks weight gain and the effects it can have on a relationship. Plus DCS talks rappers stepping up for the holidays, a person that had to ride next to a dead body on a plane and are you eating an egg salad sandwiches from the convenience store?

She says it to messy amongst other things. Plus DCS and the rest of us get a reading for our in house psychic Seer Mari. 

In today's "Down in the DM" DCS talks to a man who took his girl back after she cheated with her boss! 

DCS is talking the words of the year and would you take your animal on an airplane?

In todays "Crazy Crime of Passion" story DCS talks Daniel Villegas and his struggle to prove his innocence. Plus DCS talks Ja Rule coming at 50 Cent over Diddy, a drunk racoon and minimum wage going up in 19 states. 

DCS is talking all the hottest toys the kids want from Santa. Did you're kids favorite toy make the list this year? Plus DCS talks Diddy Mom making a statement about the new documentary, cyber Monday numbers and Tyler the creator getting the Vanity Fair innovator award. 

Seer Mari gives a reading to a woman who is taking legal action against her ex and gives us all a spiritual reading for the week. Plus DCS talks best places to see Santa, Selena Gomez and Benny decorating as newly weds and so many streaming options!

You're in a new relationship do you scrub the ex from the timeline or do you leave it there because you. lived it? Plus another Kardashian kid is about to step into the spotlight. 

Grandma Bernie is giving us all the keys on how to live a long healthy life! Plus DCS tell us how Baby Bash hooked up all his renters for Christmas and talks about the "golden ratio" which tell us what is considered beautiful and who is the most beautiful woman in Hollywood by the "golden ratio' standard.  

He actually invites Auto to be a part of his White men married to Latinas support group.

Christopher Paul Anthony Distefano is an American stand-up comedian who got his start on MTV's Guy Code and Girl Code. His first hour-long special, Chris Distefano: Size 38 Waist, premiered on Comedy Central in 2019. His second special, Speshy Weshy, debuted on Netflix in May 2022. Both specials are popular on streaming platforms and he has a large following on Patreon. Distefano is known for his warm energy and poking fun at himself and the world. 

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" story David and Sharon Shoos went to Mexico and left behind their kids ages 9 and 4 unsupervised! You have to hear this story to believe it! Plus DCS talks Diddy response to the 50 Cent documentary on his life, cold remedies for Anthony and DCS plays "Who's Lying" with a listener. 

Auto found a new way to test whether you are heading for divorce or not. Its an easy test you can do with your partner!  Plus DCS talks biggest baby names of 2025, the new Diddy documentary that was produced by 50 Cent and Amy Schumer's weight loss. 

It's the holiday season and you're probably wasting your time waiting around for you ex! DCS talks to a man that needs to move on! Plus DCS talks to Seer Mari who gives a listener a reading and gives the rest of us a spiritual forecast for the week. 

Breaking up is hard but it gets even more complicated when you live together. Plus DCS talks with Seer Mari and gets our spiritual forecast for the week. 

With Kids! How would you handle something like that? The betrayal!  You have to hear the story! Plus DCS talks about a woman who lived to be 117 years old and how she did it. 

Its almost Turkey day so DCS is debating whats the best side dish! Plus DCS talks grocery costs and deals, Auto getting scammed and Eminem is suing!

It must of just slipped his mind! Plus DCS talks Diddy's holiday meal and Dana & Anthony being on Bar Rescue. 

DCS talks Kris Jenner's new look? She looks like a new person. Dana gives us the cost, the docs and the kind of face lift she got. Plus DCS talks Dana's bloody head injury, a shark attack on a kid and Ariana Grande's big announcement

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" DCS tells us the story of Joel Guy Jr. and what he did to his parents to go after their life insurance money. Plus DCS talks Britney Spears hanging with the Kardashians, Six9's scary home invasion and  DCS plays "Who's Lying" with a listener. 

DCS opens the phone lines to hear all the dating horror stories you can handle! Plus DCS talks the new Selena documentary, Ariana Grande being attacked and the new Dr. Seuss book. 

You ever have the person who invites you to eat and then they say they had. a big breakfast? 

Zainab Johnson is an American stand-up comedian, actress and podcaster. She debuted her comedy album in 2016, her half-hour television special in 2018 and her hour-long streaming TV special in 2023. Johnson was the winner of ABFF's inaugural Comedy Wings competition in 2013 and was a contestant on NBC's competition TV show Last Comic Standing in 2014. Variety listed her in its '10 Comics to Watch for 2019'.[2] She is known for her role as Aleesha on the Prime Video series Upload (2020–25), as a voice actor on YouTube Original series Tab Time (2021–22), and as co-host of Netflix series 100 Humans (2020).

In todays "Down in the DM" Breakdown DCS talks to a couple that is going through it because she won't support his dream to be a full time musician. Can you be with someone who doesn't support your dreams?

In todays "Parents Court" DCS discusses the dozens of instances that children and young adults have hurt themselves after trying to use AI as a therapist with some AI going as far as telling kids to commit suicide. Plus DCS talks  car troubles and the release of the Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer. 

He said her wearing PJs is why he is talking to other women! Plus DCS gives an update on their cat, tell us what a "super taster" is and talks Grammy nominations. 

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" DCS discusses a woman who mysteriously went missing 62 years ago. You won't believe where she has been this whole time. Plus DCS gives an update of their cat's jewels, pasta/baby food recalls and plays "Who's Lying" w/ a DCS listener.  

DCS brings on a listener who has been married for 44 years and gives us some gems on how to keep the flame going. Plus DCS talks Anthony's first Quince, subscription fatigue and Kim K Bar exam results. 

Or maybe just a little Stitious? (Office Reference) DCS is talking things they are superstitious about and takes some calls on listeners superstitions. Plus DCS talks about how Dana and Auto's cat is full of surprises, the new Michael Jackson biopic and Sydney Sweeney is getting punched in the face and she loves it. 

People Magazine has chosen the worlds most sexiest man. Does DCS agree? Who do they think should have won? Plus food deals for Thanksgiving, Jelly Roll getting harassed at Louis Vuitton and Sza weighs in on the Drake and Kendrick beef. 

In todays Down in the DM Breakdown DCS talks to a couple that has been together for a minute now but he still has dating apps on his phone. Is she justified in going through his phone cause of the apps? Plus DCS talks Tom Brady cloning his dog. Is that weird?

Gen Z is handling break ups different than we did. Do you think every company would go for this after getting dumped? Plus DCS talks messy partners, a person gaining his eye sight back after 20 years and who would Cardi B rather get stuck in an elevator with Donald Trump or Taylor Swift?

DCS has a hilarious convo with headlining comedian Paul Virzi about Auto being a jerk, Fantasy Football and his show TONIGHT at Punchline Houston Comedy club. 

In todays "Crazy Crime of Passion" DCS discusses a case that had them all floored. This little girl went through so much but still was able to help bring her Mother's k*ller to justice. Plus DCS plays "Who's Lying" with a listener, talks the KD interview with Bobbi Altoff, and ASAP Rocky gushes over being a girl Dad. 

You spend a lot of time at work, maybe enough time to get a work wife/hubby. Are you okay with your partner hanging with their work wife/hubby outside of work? Plus DCS asks if it's okay to tell your partner someone else is hot?

If there is one thing DC is passionate about its her shopping! Dana talks about buying off Facebook and other sites. Are they safe? Do you always get what you paid for? Plus DCS talks to Seer Mari who gives us all our spiritual reading for the week. 

In today's "Down in the DM" breakdown DCS talks to a couple that is having problems after she found out that he might be talking to someone else. He blames her for his indiscretions. Plus DCS talks HALLOWEEN and Chupacabras!

Dr. Franco and other world renown surgeons help women, men and children with reconstructive surgery. Listen to find out if you or someone you love qualifies.  

We started by talking about Halloween decorations and then DCS got some calls from religious ppl who do not celebrate Halloween for religious purposes. The convo got interesting! Plus DCS talks about kids getting things stuck in the their nose, Luigi Mangione new music taste and Ariana Grande changed her hair, is she making a life change?

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" story we have a happy ending! This little girl did whatever she had to do to get away from her kidnapper! Plus DCS talks Justin Bieber take on relationships, the new Whitehouse Ballroom and another update on how Dana's Mom is doing after her cancer surgery. 

DCS talks to listeners about loaning money to family. Plus DCS gives an update on Dana's Mom's cancer, bargain shopping for Halloween, and did Kim K pass the Bar exam?

Oh the places Down in the DM take us. Is it cheating? Plus DCS talks JLo's first husband airing her out and we get our spiritual reading from Seer Mari. 

It's Halloween time and that means lots of free candy for the kids. People in Santa Fe, Texas found pins and needles in the candy at a recent Halloween parade. What are you doing to check your kids candy?

In today's Down in the DM Breakdown DCS talks to a couple that keeps going through the vicious cycle of break up to make up. Is she finally done with him? Plus DCS talks Diddy being held at knife point in jail and Dana's Mom's cancer surgery. 

Dana is out here trying to hook people up! Are you that friend? Is it ok to help Anthony's ex find someone new? Plus DCS talks about the great key debacle, whats going on with MT and how Jelly Roll lost 200 pounds!

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" story DCS hears how Kara Robinson was actually able to outsmart her would be killer and escape his clutches. Plus DCS talks Trump possibly pardoning Diddy, Dana's toilet mishap and peanut allergies are they real??

Who didn't want to be in the Guinness Book of World Records? After you hear DCS stories you will want it! Plus DCS talks protest pee by Auto and Dana's cat, the dangers of Tik Tok news, and the jewelry heist that happened in France. 

The relationship was going great so he bought her gifts. Now that it's over does she need to give them back? Plus DCS talks big first jobs, Seer Mari gives us a spiritual reading and Justin Bieber showed up to the carne asada. 

Stand up comedian Jose Not Juan sits down with DCS to talk all things comedy. 

In today's "Down in the DM" breakdown DCS talks about partners who meet you one way and now they want you to act entirely different!

In today's Parents Court DCS talks about how to handle an emergency from choking to a fire. Plus DCS talks Kevin Federline's new book and him coming after Britney Spears. 

DCS is telling and listening to all the different reactions men had to the news of becoming a Father. Plus DCS talks hygiene and the smells it leads too, Auto's trip to China and the passing of R&B legend D'Angelo.

In toady's "Crazy Crime of Passion" a Mother decides to take action when she felt like the school wasn't doing enough to protect her child. Plus DCS talks about nursing homes that offer free room and board to college kids, Cardi B's kids, and some hispanic heritage facts. 

All the tea will be spilt today! Plus DCS talks about a woman who gets paid 50k to name your baby. 

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion"  DCS tell us the story of what has to be the worst StepMom of all time. Plus DCS talks Auto being in China, JLo talking about Ben again and plays "Who's Lying" with a DCS listener. 

Dana breaks down how a woman in Spain was able to make it to 117 years old. Her diet was one of the biggest driving factors on how she lived so long. Plus DCS talks to Seer Mari who does a reading for a listener, talks Diddy's sentencing and why is Kim K is suing Ray J?

Martin Amini is an American stand-up comedian whose material has centered around his experiences growing up in America with immigrant parents from mixed cultural backgrounds. Amini is the founder of Room 808. Named one of the best comedy clubs in D.C. by The Washington Post. Amini is known for his crowd work and is considered to be the cupid of stand-up comedy a title he attributes to the inspiration he draws from his own marriage.

We had a Mom call in who had a daughter that was groomed and almost abducted by a man she meet on Roblox! Plus DCS talks admitting you were wrong to a partner and Mariah Carey is going grunge?

In todays "Down in the DM Breakdown" everyone was caught off guard by the surprise! How does he react and how did you react to the BIG news? Plus DCS talks Auto going to China with the NBA, Taylor Swift's new album and a cheese thief!

DCS talks with some listener who tells us why she made her husband cut his friend off. Plus DCS talks Cardi vs Nicki, a genius kid and budgeting during tough times. 

Today's Crazy Crime of Passion has a twist to it. This time the homeowner came out on top when he came across some burglars in his neighborhood. Plus DCS talks Cardi vs Nicki!!!

Dana and Auto's daughter is joining a Sorority and they know nothing about Greek life! Plus DCS talks linguistic convergence, Bad Bunny doing the Super Bowl and date night!

Is it okay to take your kids to the bar or the brewery? DCS debates it! Plus DCS talks Jay Z and Nas beefing again but this time its over money!

In today's Down in the DM breakdown DCS has a couples therapist on to discuss having an open phone policy when you're in a relationship. Can you partner to go through your phone anytime they want? Plus DCS talks eating cake for breakfast and Bad Bunny's attempted assassination. 

Ralph Barbosa is an American stand-up comedian. His career began gaining traction in 2019 when he was named the Funniest Comic in Texas. In 2021, he won a New York International Latino Film Festival competition and hosted the HBO Max special Entre Nos: The Winners 3. Barbosa made his late-night debut on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon in January 2023. His performance at a Don't Tell Comedy show garnered over 4.6 million views on YouTube by September 2023. His comedy special Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga, released on Netflix in October 2023.

DCS got a call from a listener who is love with his best friend of many years who is married and in our opinion is using him just in case her marriage doesn't work out. Plus DCS talks the new NASA Astronauts, the Boss Text scam that going around and Shakira is breaking records. 

Something in Houston is not right. Just this week they've found five different bodies for a total of 13 this year in the different waterways and bayous that run through the city. The Dana Cortez show brings in expert Isiah Carey to explain all of the deaths around the bayou's. Plus DCS talks Taylor Swift's stalker going missing, co-worker's dating and Kanye's latest documentary has everyone talking about his mental health again. 

DCS is talking clowns today! From Pennywise to Ronald McDonald DCS breaks down all the different clowns. Plus DCS talks about an 11 yr old girl who killed a 300 pound alligator, Harry Styles marathon run and Cardi B is talking baby mama's

Definitely not the way to start out the week Anthony! You have to hear the story about what happened to his car this morning. Plus DCS talks to Seer Mari for a reading, hears why Cardi B works so hard and Snoop Dogg has put how many players in the NFL at this point?!

He's on the TigerBelly podcast with Bobby Lee and he opens on the road for Ralph Barbosa. That should be enough justification for you to listen. 

We're talking game shows today! Which one would you want to be on? Plus DCS talks the fed cutting rates, air force one's close call and an update on Beyonce's stolen album. 

In today's "Down in the DM" breakdown DCS asks the question, is it possible to be friends with an ex? Plus DCS talks Cardi B opening up about her divorce and her new album. 

Not every breakupis a bad one, but most are, and some of us are more petty than others. You have to hear Auto's story. Plus DCS talks about a little boy who was missing for three days, Travis Kelce is talking about the wedding, and do you unpack when you get to the hotel?

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" story, DCS breaks down how and why April Balascio turned her father in for the heinous crimes he committed. Plus DCS talks about a guy driving a Barbie Jeep that got a DUI, gives an update on her mom, and plays "Who's Lying" with a listener. 

Poor kid's Mom is getting all up in his business because he has his first girlfriend. Plus DCS talks an escape Water Buffalo, a wedding ring found 20 years later and UAP's that rockets are bouncing off of. 

After breaking off a ten year high school sweet heart relationship he decided to get right with himself. Plus DCS talks women playing Fantasy Football, Auto's new immune system and a reading from Seer Mari. 

Michael Yo sits down with DCS and makes all these men out here look like amateurs when it comes to putting your wife first. You can't miss this hilarious convo!

Today's Down in the DM is all about revenge! Plus DCS talks Selena Gomez getting married, a Karen going off on cops and an update on Dana's Mom.

Every family has that one person that's always spilling the tea on everyone else in the family. Is it you? Plus DCS talks about the upcoming season of the Bachelorette, free daycare, and drunk cops driving 130 mph.

In todays "Crazy Crime of Passion" Daniel Villegas was imprisoned at 16 years old! DCS tells us all how he was eventually freed after being wrongfully convicted.  Plus DCS talks about a couple that had 60k stolen at their wedding, Dana's napping habits and Jlo hanging with Ben's kids. 

Dana and Auto are talking about the string of crazy rideshare drivers they've had lately, and some listeners call in to tell their stories. Plus DCS talks about stepping in dog sh%t in the parking lot, Mariah Carey finally getting a VMA, and what Dr. Dre, Swizz Beats, and Benny Blanco are working on.

One trip to the mall has Dana all up in her feels talking about growing up and how big of a deal it was to go to the mall. Plus Travis Kelce is talking about the difference in being engaged, Seer Mari gives us all our spiritual readings, and Anthony tells us about shaving his body hair.
 

In today's "Down in the DM" breakdown DCS talks about a couple that is going through it because he thinks she is having an affair with a co-worker. 

Cube is back and he's talking about his upcoming tour, how he came up with the song "Good Day" and his trick to being a great writer for not only music but movies. 

DCS is discussing the tragedy that went down in Houston Texas this week. Plus DCS talks Fantasy Football and Beyonce meeting legend Selena back in the day. 

How did it go from BFF's to I don't ever want to talk to them again. DCS listeners have some crazy stories on how and why they dropped their best friend. Plus DCS talks about that gossiping family member, Young Thug's prison call leaks, and you won't ever guess what might be giving you nightmares. 

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" story, DCS talks about a group of children that were playing an innocent game of "Ding Dong Ditch" when a neighbor took it upon himself to gun down the group of children. Plus, DCS talks about Cardi B in court, the millionaire CEO who stole the kid's hat, and Drake addresses the rumor that he got a BBL. 

Have you ever been in a relationship you knew wasn't good for you, but you just couldn't let them go? Our DCS family is going through it, and we're trying to help her out. Plus, DCS talks about Auto's credit card getting declined and a foodie influencer couple that almost died on the job. 

Plus Dana comes to find out its not really Labor Day at least not according to Anthony A and Auto tells us about his trip to see a psychic. 

DCS talks about the horrific incident that went down in Minneapolis Minnesota at Annunciation Catholic School. 

In today's Down in the DM Breakdown DCS talks to a couple who started out in couples therapy but now he wants to go to therapy by himself because she's just to much. Plus DCS talks the benefits of napping and court appointed community service they have had to do over the years. 

That Travis is a smooth operator. The guy put in that groundwork to get that engagement ring on Taylor's finger. Plus, DCS talks Cardi B's civil lawsuit and wigs, Cracker Barrel goes back to the old logo, and do you still see your ex's kids?

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" story, DCS breaks down what happened with the Austin man who went into a Target and opened fire. Plus DCS talks about Taylor Swift's engagement ring, Lil Nas X getting tased by police, and single mom's struggles.............

Anthony's childhood friend got caught robbing banks, and Anthony is telling us all why and how. Plus DCS talks about Cracker Barrel, Auto walking in front of Dana, and Selena Gomez's new brand deal. 

Millie Bobby Brown just adopted a child at 21 years old. DJ Automatic thinks she is way too young to have a kid, let alone adopt a child that could go to parents that are unable to conceive their own child. Plus DCS gets our spiritual reading for our in-house psychic, Seer Mari.

DCS breaks down all the places on the internet that children watch their shows, play their games and talk to each other. Is your child safe on the internet?

Listen to hear what has Dana and Auto all up in their feels. Plus in today's "Down in the DM" DCS talks to a woman who feels like she wasted her time. 

Are you checking their financials before you commit? Plus DCS plays "Who's Lying" with a listener. 

Auto is cheating on Dana in her dreams, Dana has food facts about our children, and Seer Mari has a spiritual forecast for all of us.
 

As a parent, you're sometimes put in a tough spot. Do you tell the kids the whole truth and nothing but the truth, or is it okay to tell a little fib here and there to the kiddos?

In today's Down in the DM Breakdown, DCS discusses the fine line between innocent flirting and sending mixed signals that can possibly lead to cheating. Plus, DCS talks about Timothée Chalamet and Tyler the Creator starring in a new movie together.