Team Fat Kid Chews The Fat

Which pickle is the spiciest? Their are plenty to choose from! The hot dog? It only has Carolina Reaper in it. We are hurting. But it's all in the nameof the spicy game.

Running a food truck comes with its own set of challenges. The discussion shifts to their recent event experience, where unpredictable weather conditions impacted customer turnout. They noted "The weather was shit," yet they managed to adapt and serve their loyal patrons. Navigating the complexities of food truck logistics, such as parking and space constraints, is another hurdle they face. Jason humorously recounts an encounter with a fellow food truck vendor, highlighting the camaraderie and occasional frustrations within the food truck community. Also Dennis talked a bit about how much sausage he has had to makle lately...

"Butt Flu" a term we neer thought we'd hear! Join us as we breakdown the hilarity and reality of holiday. Laughter truly is the best medicine. What's your funniest holiday sick story?

Dooley really likes stuffing around Thanksgiving. What is your favorite sides for Thanksgiving? Do people still like Deviled Eggs? Dooley ate a Brazilian Pepper that burnt him Jason was a bougie bitch when he was younger STILL IS. Melissa & I grew up on Butter Bread & Noodles.

Do you believe in speaking things into existence??
We've seen it happen at our recent events where preparation meets opportunity!
From menu changes to busy nights, we're here for it all...
What is something you have manifested in your life?

Almost getting into an accident, so we talked about a few ragers, Dooley had Prime Rib night for a 100 Reservations but the night actually went well. We actually talked about topics! Vanilla Coke is coming back for the holidays! Mr Pibb is adding cocai..... caffeine to their recipe, 30 % more. Tune in for more if you can google faster than Dooley to leave a review fast!

Dooley & Dennis brought over pickles. Dammit Dooley Dills Vegas Series and the Zat Batch. Dennis brought over some Deitz Hot & Zesty. Which pickle is the most preferred? Pembroke Pizza, Chesapeake Pizza, you look very similar.... Same owners, old employees switching local joints? Seems..... coincidence, perhaps. Also Loren tat it up for UPS!

Omelette Stations, Weddings, and Birthdays. Oh My! Dooley had a week. What word is a bizzare word for you? Borborygmus, you should eat something. Widdershins your clocks!

Pizza recipes, sandwiches, and a little bit of Lemonade.
Dooley gets broken by a Futon mattress!

Small buisness owners! Tell us your business and what you serve or what your service is and we will give you a shout out on the podcast! Just let us know in the comments down below and where to find you!

Dooley made pickles, classic kosher dill pickles, and his "Hot Pot" pickles. Jason also made some pickles out of Dooley's Bird Eye Chili Hot Sauce! What do we rank them? Do you want to try them? Harsh criticism gives for better product!

If you're a small business that happens to listen to our craziness, send us a Like, Follow, Comment and message! We'll shout you out and plug you in the podcast!

Satan's Blood.... Wash your hands, before doing anything else... Espically driving. Dr. Pepper has some flavors we used to love and know and some we didn't, like Bourbon flavored? Make sure when making a special to go all out to try and sell it instead of it not selling at all! Which is better, making two batches at a 1x or 1 batch at a 2x? If you know...

Blast from the past! We talk about some old foods from nostalgic to weird. I wish a pizza hut lamp fell on my head. Little Caesar's owns the Detroit Tigers, & Red Wings before they were Hot-N-Ready. Who still has matches from resturants?

Dooley finally got Shmitt, another Shmitt, and a Hot Shmitt. Best Doughnut spots in Virginia? What's the best chain Doughnut locations? Ya'll want an omlette, I can make 2 in a minute! Shmitt watches people race their weiners on Sunday just after saving a kitty on Saturday!

Dooley's bosses bought DammitDooley Shirts, the Army grows stronger! Lunchables had horseradish? Ok, fine with me! Who wants Surge back? or AI puts it Urge!

Our first video podcast we are trying out! Someone rated the 13th Level Of Hell a 4 out of 10 for Heat! Gunna throw a Carolina Reaper at her next time I see her at work! What has the best gas station food? Not take away but eat in! Getting a car wash? Come in for some Brisket and Mac& Cheese!

New chips coming out for the football season! Hot Sauce, Loaded Nachos, and Buffalo Dip?!?! Grandma got a lot of stuff to sell in that kitchen! 20 grand for a mason jar?! Trader Joe may be coming up on the chip game but that's for you to tell!

What's illegal in the US to use in food? Whats banned, for medical reasons, and for... other reasons.. Do you miss cottage cheese and apple butter being at the buffet? Idk i'm too young for that shit. What food places have been on Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives apparently quite a bit in the 757 and others in Virginia!

What makes a porridge? What time does a banquet go out? How bad do you not like eggs in your potato salad? A lot of questions to answer in this podcast. Somebody save me! I can't spell bananaddes, Gwen Stefani & Jelly Roll are coming to town so they might be able to help!

Bussssssccchhhhhhh Light is the only beer that showed up on the Light beer list.... Duh.. New Phone Who Dis? Cheeto's losing it's orange dust,maybe? Stock up on your crunchies and puffs! Would you like to sell out a little or entirely? Butcher is All By Myself at the butcher shop. CANNOLIS!

So a food truck asked Jason to move because they were a food truck. Dennis had an experience with a burger. We found out Fried Milk is a thing in Korea, and that Popeye's dippers are as just as good as the BK Chicken Fries. We have a question if Pringles are a crisp in America then what are they in the UK? In other news we found out a pizza place accidently dosed 85 people with THC oil

Dooley broke his neck... Not really but yeah. Dennis dropped his poppers drunk on his stairs. What's the best coffee at a gas station compared to the worst? What about movie theater candies? Loren had one of the experiences of all time with a banquet for 25 people.

Dooley was a dishwasher and found out why Mr. Lee is so angry. The price of meat is too damn high! What is a Cannoli? What is Sauerkraut?

It's National Chocolate Day! Dooley had a long day before the podcast. Dennis had a mystery invoice. Butterfiingers should be higher on the list.... Just saying

We try a new beer from Garage Brewery, we have a few we didn't try. Dooley & Bezo break up for good, maybe for 3 months who knows. We are on and off.... The new engagement is complicating things. What's new with the Shmitt? What new ideas have they come up with? Butcher how's that A/C working for ya?

Dooley had a break in, we talk about old Kool-Aid flavors and other old flavors from twinkie and such, Sorry for the late response Loren. Which Beer is the best lager beer for which event? Verizon what up with the business line bruh? McChicken is better than the Mc Crispy, know what i'm McSayin?

What's the best type of pizza? We talk about the 9 regional "Best" pizzas in America. Or is it Teeter? We can only imagine while watching Jason Bourne. Dooley had a good Member/Member week for the Golf Tournament at the Country Club. Dennis had a busy week as well as the Shmitt. We tried different snacks from Loren, some trail mix and some cookies from over seas. Hot Pot Chips and the Trail Mix were the best, also choclate covered pretzels inside of an Oreo? All pretty good!

Do you even HRFTA? You can get turnt up at T-Mobile with Sara!
We check out the Lays 3 flavor finalists.

What words have you heard of from food shows before? Should we make a Dagwood Sandwich???? Behind, Mise En Place, Broken Sauce, etc? Don't eat Vanilla ice cream from this Iowa-Based Ice Cream company! What is "Regualr" Cheese to ya'll when you walk up to a food truck? Do you order pickles on one side of your sandwich and maybe premature pickles on the other side? Or do you just order two different 6 inch sandwiches like a normal person?

Grilled Beer Brats or Beer Braised Steak? Which Pringles is better? We don't know. How many sandwiches do you think Jason cooked at their pop-up for the Virginia Beach Farmer's Market? How many jokes can Dooley make for no reason? The world may never know. Taco...... What did you doooo!

Does Amazon have a Chef's Corner? Don't eat the street vendor food in other countries. Jason can't touch chicken raw. Where is my Panini Cubano with heavy pickles Jason!!

Dooley's job lost it gas, hoods, and all.Jason & Melissa have an unforgetable lunch inbetween locations. The 76 loves their Italians.... Italianos.

Dooley was tired so he totally was told come over when you can cause you work so hard and we appreciate you. Pop Tarts that break our heart because they got discontinued. Nutter Butter or Nutty Buddy? What type of Tabasco flavor do you want to try the most? Rasberry Chipotle, Maybe some Siracha, or maybe just the originial? It's all Top 10s!

Dooley has a new menu roll out at the Country Club. Beef Carpaccio, Spring Rolls in Rice Wraps, and a ton more. How good is Shwarma? Let's get the Italian Meats, hold the liquids.

We got to try some Dill Pickle Popcorn from 757 POP sorry Dooley (Not sorry really!) that shit was good. We also tried some Hot and Spicy Chicken Ramen Funyuns but nothing compares to the new Fire Chicken Salad from Shmitt Sandwiches!

Great Value Vs. Girl Scout's.... Taco Doritos... Also Fizzy Warheads..... they not fizzy after eating..... taste like toothpaste... whats with all the pauses..........

We Had a longer podcast till the power cut out on us! stay tuned for next week!

Happy St. Patty's Day everyone! What's the difference between Russian & 1000 Island dressing? What's the best Wash Your Sister sauce? We Got Trivia! Also Jason cries to some Leeks and Green Onions, why? Because the Onions had a few Leeks about a movie! HAHA.

What McDonald's foods will you not try unless you travel to diffrent countries? Why do some McDonald foods start and be experiment tested in a country like Austria for noodles instead of Asia, or America? Why is Bluefin Tuna 5,000 dollars for a pound of Tuna!! Find out on Team Fat Kid!

We try Post Malone's Salted Carmel Oreos. Dooley is starting his journey into the sushi world. Melissa wants to make an Italian Breakfast Burrito. How quick can you make a Creme Brulee and let it settle in time for service?

What's the new Dr Pepper flavors? What's the best sandwiches in each state? 55 Itialians and 32 others walk into a bar? Who is served first?

Valentine's Day was a dousey for Dooley, with 504 dishes sold in 3 and a half hours. While Jason and Melissa did 500 sandwiches in 4 minutes. THEY THREW THEM OUT THE WINDOW TO THE CUSTOMERS. the first person to read this text, 757-880-9973 will recieve a free T-Shirt.

Dooley talks about his past week and upcoming events at the Country Club. Valentine's Day is gunna be great. Why is everything in termed to the French Cuisine? In America why is New York and Chicago Hailed in for their pizza? Amaroso.... What's going on with your product buddy?

Pringles and Crocs have made a collab with a mini holster on your Crocs for 160 bucks, i'm buying them. Can't stop me.What new "permanent" flavor does Pepsi have coming out? Next food battle everyone gets to pick a posion and throw it in the pot, let's see what we are gunna kill each other with this time.

Technical Ecstasy is a goot time, it's a beer . ... Maybe... What shall we expect from Jason's Mentor from his early times?

Jason won the Food Lion Food Battle! Which fast food place is the most expensive? Fast food or fast casual? Would you like to be a pet food tester? It has great benefits and great pay, join today!

How does a year expired Fun-Yuns taste? Look at the title... The spoon taste off and my W's aren't double U'ing. Dealing with the court and city hall Jason and Melissa trying and get the liscencing and permits needed for the truck.. Again, Jason is a strong individual for bringing Melissa along with him.

Where in the world is your Walmart? Which butter is your butter? Kerrygold? Land O' Lakes? How much Salt is too much salt?

It's the last episode of the season! Dooley messed his toe up, but he got a Ninja Air Fryer. Taco has a new habit with the Fossee's during the morning routine. Pop Tart got rid of an original flavor, Cinnamon! The Shmitt Sandwich is an official sponsor of the VB Farmer's Market.

Dooley Stages at his possible new job and explains a little about the menu. We all discuss what makes it to be a Dip as a sandwich,should it be provolone or swiss, do you dunk it or drizzle it. Do you like coke? The drink! I mean, Bacardi and Coke are deciding to make a new cocktail to sell to stores making the perfect mix between the two.

Which is better in the pop tart world? S'mores, or brown sugar cinnamon? What Mustard is the best mustard? Do you shop generic or name brand only?

We talked about trying the Million Dollar Whoppers from Burger King, we all liked the Mexican Street Corn one the best. Found out that Taco Bell was ranked the highest out of 16 fast food restaraunts. Also Pacific Rim is still the best of ALL TIME!!!!!

What would you have an endless supply of? Dooley wants brisket, Dennis wants PBR, Melissa wants gas, what does Jason want? Why does arena food for football cost so much? UNO's personal pizza is pretty good with some wings and a salad.

we recap the glorious day of Thanksgiving and all the craziness of the day! We also talk about how Jason is becoming Dr. Doolittle with how all his his animals he has coming to the house

Pupusas are on the old truck! Looks good family! Good rule of thumb note to wear khakis at work, look at your product for anything for E.Coli and anything coming from Impossible Meat! Also The Mortabella Sandwich that was Anthony Bourdain's favorite!

Adventures at Cracker Barrel, new toys for Taco. What are your favorite cuisines to cook? Taste? Explore?

We have a good snack pack attack, reaper chips, ghost pepper chips, but the Pringle Mingle is a bit of a fail.. I don't like packing peanuts.

Recalls after recalls! BUT Chef Dave is here and brings us up to speed in his adventures throug the culinary world he has worked through.

After the moving of the fridge came the moving of the hood vent and Dooley went into the drywall, Really didn'y get into much topics just had a fun time talking with good friends!

We talked about Melissa doing meal preps for her grandfather. Also a PSA about not ordering a quarter pounder from McDonalds in the midwest! We also argued about the definition of a biscuit to dumpling! Pressure realases are sometimes farts or friends and family!!

What's the difference between a cup with a handle, and a bowl? How many tortillas do you eat waitng for your actual food? Why does Dooley love the chicken spread? PICKLE FLAVORED SLIM JIM'S????!!!

Jake, Jacob, & Dooley are three hours late so sounds reasonable. Melissa Tried to pit maneuver someone. You ain't gunna out-cunt Melissa. Who on God's green Earth goes to Golden Corral and eats one plate of food, you eat a plate and put a steak &some fried chicken in your knock off Louis-Vuitton bag.

IT'S DOOLEY'S BIRTHDAY! We have a few random topics, we all gag from the last topic, some meals are just weird. Why does Melissa keep hitting Taco in the face? Melissa makes "Lumpy Grits" that are good.

Carnitas Taco stale pringles and Poppin' candy Coke Oreos? yeah sure. We look at the AI generated sandwiches for each state of the US! Can we make a tuna taste like BBQ? Thoughts on a TFK Smash Crunchwrap Supreme?

Jason does plumbing work for the food truck, only took him one try.... Have a few PSA's, what chu know 'bout them frozen pizzas, or that McChicken Big Mac, or..... a kid staring at you in the food truck?!

McDonald's has better options around the world, we are looking at you China & Korea. Funyuns is making Bloomin' Onion rings. Taco sees another cat that is just trying to eat before his commute to work, Trader Joe's is getting people to "de-influence" their product. Loren Listen to the end!

Multiple recalls on a lot of things going from cantaloupes to apple juice. What would you do for a glazed donut? Salmonella tastes pretty good when you drink apple juice. The Shmitt Sandwhich van finally gets the the cooking appliances!

Dooley almost passes out from heat exhaustion, the TFK food truck works their last shift (for now) with a line waiting an hour and food running out even quicker. So how much is a family plan at the Country Butcher if you want to piss The Butcher off?

Do you have a hard time eating avocados after they ripen? Which stadium has the most sales for sporting events? Which Frito is the best Frito of all time? Bet it ain't Limon or Limon! WAIT.... I forgot fries for those orders you need Jason.

How many old resturants are still open and operational? Are celeb chefs sell outs? TACO BELL is bringing back OLD FOOD items, did the capletters bring your attention? Eggs, coffee, and a lot else are bad for you, not really that's just some old myths people thought when they didn't hae reseach or technology.

Fluff Coke? Anyone interested? Hamburger or hotdog which is healthier? Would you like some korean flavored spam? Halogen Ovens or an Air Fryer? Which is better and what is cleaner?

Jason & Melissa go to the New Kids On the Block concert, What do people overcook the most? The Dong that lost the Olympic medal, & check your meat before eating it!

What foods that were discontinued that you want to see come back, Taco Bell, McDonald's, Old junk foods? Also if you want to keep your turkey warm while cooking everything else for Thanksgiving, why not put it in the dishwasher?

Jason & Melissa go down to Georgia & looking for a hotel deal, they come up behind and Melissa cries " Jason I'm done with this room fuck this shit let's run" Then they wake up to the flippin' egg ordeal, Melissa is over and done and s

Which hotdogs are the best? Best snap? Best Flavor? Best texture? What happened to SoBe drinks? Why did Pepsi shut them down? Pinapple Pepsi WITH pizza? Also throw a little tomato paste into your fried eggs!

It's getting hot! Well hotter, everrrybody is on edge, BUT doesn't keep us away from why we went to Raising Cane's, how the butcher shop went, thinking they are the only customers,. Dooley sweats and builds walls cause nobody else should up to do it. Leggo my Eggo! They are absolutely the best waffles. Foods we SHOULD refrigerate but don't. Also, incorrectly cooked foods? Some are ok others are wild!

We dropping H's like it's the 20'S! Wanna go stay in a potato Otel? Ow bout we go to Ave a nice Wine Ike trough te Trail? Best trails to go to on vacation!

Who had the first best philly? Why oh why are beans loved by the Brits so much? New flavors of the Dew for 4th of July? What's your Zodiac Lay's Chip? Joey Chesnut why!!! You want Mexican food? Don't go where Jason and Melissa went, can't even get a buzz there!

How many shrimp did Jennifer Garner eat in 13 going on 30, also what type of shrimp? 16/20, Colossal, popcorn!! Jimmy John's has a firecracker wrap just like Litttle Debbie has Red White & Blue snacks out only avaiable till July 4th!

What would be your take on sour patch kid oreos? Ragu competing against Rao for new sauce at a better price? Sweet baby ray's has some new sauces coming out, shocker has some garlic in it. Chic-Fil-A coming out with a new sandwich with disgusting bread and butter pickles. Do you know the reason we have bread and butter pickles? Becuase they traded their pickles for bread and butter.... We don't like dem bread and butter pickles gimmie a Gerkin.

Canary has a mission against the fat kids! Do different pasta types have different taste? A few new items coming from some vendors, Krispy Kreme, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Get a Dr Pepper Pucker now!

What were some etiquette rules from the 1850s? Oscar Meyer has some new hot dogs flavors, Alex feels it will mess up his hot dog to chili ratio. Siracha has now stated they are going to have another shortage for their product! Guess what Chefs believe is the best fast food burger? In-N-Out.... Shocker..

How many licks to get to that center? When do you not brush your teeth? How much muscle memory messes up your modified orders? Would you sell your grandma's recipes, or keep them? Some companies startig to throw out new flavors? guess what they are?

Kale & Broccoli is man made, what is some new methods of cooking you started after travelling? Fast food discounts??? What's the worst to best stadiums for MLB??

Diet Coke or regular? If anything, probably stick with the regular. Dooley has more acronymns for the Zon.Is The Beast acually good? It taste just like Monster, no caffeine add the alcohol. Is faster better, or is quality better? The food truck thinks quality is best.

What are some old timey curse words? If you stole 7 pineapples how many years are you getting? Some historic resturants still around that George Washington stood in! Unusual foods, shit on a shingle, turtle soup, limburger sandwich, or vinegar pie? Which you want?

It's the Solar Eclipse! Do you do the Alton Brown secret way of cooking your steaks? What do Europeans think about American culture? Why do they think we are so nice and friendly? People have controversial cooking methods and some are valid, some are..... not.

What blades do butchers use that we can use to "hypothetically" cut threw bones. Why is everything more expensive? I can't spend 12 dollars on avocado toast when i can just eat grass instead. Buying Big Bite Hot Dog Water and nobody can stop us! Also forget dunking your grilled cheese into your tomato soup, Campbell's put them both together for you!

We made Meatloaf.... with bananas... Also what cooking advice is ignored usually, Oreo has a new Churro flavor coming out, also low effort high reward recipes are a thing to go for? J

Some foods being recalled?! Some food being tasty? Some peeps.... being.... sour... It's ok we read some rated worst to best tacos. also Hamburger Helper is updating recipes... They gone Daft Punk Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.... Probably just Better and Faster..

Riddle me this, What used to be a gauge but no longer is? You may need to get it removed.... KFC is bringing the world famous Chizza to the US, how did this just get here? We don't know. Go ahead and go to the store now, Dr. Pepper & Coffee Mate are making a creamer now! It's called "Dirty Soda" . Lastly, we care about your health, learn about your health. Really listen, we care about your alcohol intake and which is the healthiest option for you.

We ranked a lot of diifferent things on a lot of different topics, a lot of kitchen topics, what food can you not stand that other people actually like, do you know how the Guiness World Records was started? Here's a hint... It's Irish an Irish common place. It's Disney bitch!

This podcast is dedicated to DonateYourSmallTalk.org 400,000 children are in foster care as of now.Just talking about foster care can help a child in need! It's snack month, what is a snack? Potato chips? Cheese puffs? Jason? Dennis? Both of em? Let's talk about it!

What movies are better then Pacific Rim? It is known as the best movie of all time, ever! What goes down the Duck Hole? What steak misteakes make you think about the mistakes you make while making steaks?

Cream cheese, Avocado Dip, Frito's into Cottage Cheese, Oreo's into Sour cream? Have you collected all 50 states of Heinz Ketchup packets? Bet you won't eat some peanut butter and swiss cheese sandwich! Please smear your chocolate pudding appropriately... took the whole team to spell that.. on your pizza.

Reese's being sued for not having the correct design on their cups. Do some of these foods not taste the same? Whistle Pig, are they making some good not whiskey? Who hates KFC crunch wrap supremes.... crunch chicken wraps..... We try some different type of Lay's chips.

What weird food collabs do you know of, peanut butter & pickles? Peanut Butter & Shrimp & Grits? The possibilites are endless!

Kelvin & Latonya join the podcast and talk about their history and experience through life and becoming the J&K Family. They have a podcast coming up called Marriage Business Ministry. They have the Infamous Waffle Burger! Also they are opening their thrid location. VB locations are College Park & General Park, Norfolk location is coming soon!

Dooley got his promotion! What Michelin star workers secrets are there? Stop with these food trends! Why is my gucamole bubbling? why are you serving me a steak on a shovel? The Meow ReMix?

How was your new year? We try some Kipper Herring, you would think its bad by some of our reactions. Beer flavored hot sauce? Would you buy this 129.99 dollar pizza make? Best gifts for your home chef, or commerical chef? It's a new year, it may be just the same old Team Fat Kid honestly.... Hot Sauce, Hot Things, Dumb Good Times.

What do you eat from 7/11? Turkey & Cheese? The Italian Job? Maybe a pickle or some hot dogs? Did you know they are selling Crocs with McDonald's characters on them? Did you know Dooley is already looking to buy one or all of them? One had to go, yellow, green and wild card time!