Bye Pumkin

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 7

This week, Princess is flying solo and talking about the very sensible hatred of Thanksgiving, Ozzy dog walking while zooted, and why anyone would bring a Rottweiler puppy to dinner.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 6

This week, Princess is joined by Australian To the Show™, Mathilde (@tillygoatgruff) to talk about Ozzy and Sharon's parenting, having a nanny at 16, and getting fucked up on Hollywood Blvd in the early aughts.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 5

This week, Princess has on Erica from The Surreality Podcast (@surrealitypod) to talk tour life, pyrotechnics, and how to use someone else's credit card.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 4

This week, Princess is joined by Carla of There Might Be Cupcakes to talk about one of the most memorable episodes in Osbournes history.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 3

This week, Princess is joined by Vanessa of The Best Week Ever podcast to talk about Sharon's hair, Tower records, and the fact that Princess has no concept of time.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 2

This week, Princess has her first guest of the season, Sonia, and doesn't watch the episode at all. Together they talk about the episode Princess didn't even see, Elijah Wood, and Olivia Benson's love life.

content warning: self-harm, drug abuse, intimate partner violence

This week, Princess is kicking off Season 19 of Bye Pumkin with the first season of The Osbournes.

content warning: eating disorders, self-harm, suicide, mental health disorders

This week, Princess is answering your questions, including her thoughts on the latest North West drama, the new girl on RHOM, and why Old Navy cash is keeping her mental illnesses in check.

This week, Princess is giving advice she is mostly not qualified to give.

content warning: sexual abuse, self-harm

This week, Princess is talking about when you gotta BOOM KAT online because a dude named Robert told you Jesus wanted that.

This week, Princess is closing out season 18 of Bye Pumkin with some unwelcome feelings about Kevin Federline and a whole pack of random prizes.

content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, weigh-ins, body checks, childhood sexual assault

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 8

This week, Princess talks about Tanisha getting left behind and Nicole being drunk as a skunk.

content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, intimate partner abuse, self-harm

This week, Princess is really mad at Gary Coleman's parents. Also, she is very surprised about kidneys!

This episode is was originally published on the Patreon on 1.9.25. If you like content like this, considering subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

content warning: fatphobia, dieting, eating disorders, sexual assault, body checks

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 7

This week, Princess is wondering if everything is sponsored by the Wii Fit and Guns and Roses' 2010 Tour.

content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, body checks, weigh-ins

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 6

This week, Princess wants to know why Bobby Brown is eating so many chips and what is Nicole being so messy for.

content warning: fatphobia, body checks, eating disorders, weigh-ins

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 5

This week, Princess spends 40 minutes talking about The Guilded Age and Just Like That...and then wants to know exactly how much Nicole is drinking on a weight loss show.

content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, body checks

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 4

This week, Princess thinks the solution to anyone pushing you on a reality tv set is to fall to the ground and refuse to get up until they airlift you out of there.

content warning: fatphobia, body checks, weigh-ins, eating disorders

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 3

This week, Princess is appalled that Harvey is allowed to bring in police dogs and also that those dogs were dressed like Hannibal Lecter.

content warning: fatphobia, body checks, weigh-ins, eating disorders

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 2

This week, Princess has a plane to catch and the words to Mulan's best song in her head.

content warning: weight checks, eating disorders, fatphobia

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 1

This week, Princess starts off the new season of Bye Pumkin with a lot of yelling and fried chicken and forced exercise.

content warning: sexual assault, self-harm

This week, Princess is doing the lord's work by listening to some of the worst prison phone sex in the world. Also, she's offering custom prayers to avoid the love that has you breaking men out of prison. 

This episode originally appeared on the Patreon bonus feed 12.19.24. For more content like this, consider subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

This week, Princess gives advice she is completely unqualified to give.

content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, self harm

This week, Princess brings back Rachel to talk about TLC's newest reality star with Tourette's.

content warning: sexual assault, child sexual assault, substance abuse

Princess listened to Jessica Simpson's audiobook so that you don't have to. 

This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 2.25.21 and is being republished to give Princess a break for Easter. If you'd like to hear more of this content, please join at www.patreon.com/byepumkin

This week, Princess finishes up The Newlyweds.

content warning: child sexual assault, self harm, suicide

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 8

This week, Princess is talking about Nick and Jessica's dueling music videos. 

Newlyweds, Season 1, Episode 6 and 7

This week, Princess is back, sick, and ready to talk about buffalo wings.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 5

content warning: eating disorders, body image

This week, Princess has David on the show to talk about how cheap Nick Lachey is.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 4

This week, Princess wants to talk about golf.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Epsiode 3

This week, Princess talks about camping, staying out of Bear Business, and whether you should be trying to "unspoil" your partner.

content warning: animal abuse, child abuse, self harm

This week, Princess is having technical difficulties AND it's a holiday weekend. So, let's do a throwback. This episode originally appeared as a bonus episode on 12.24.24. In it, Princess has a nice long talk about crazy animal people.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, S1, E2

This week, Princess is joined by Kara (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to discuss Nick's farts, Jessica's underwear, and where the hell Lele Sobieski went.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 1

Welcome to Season 17 of Bye Pumkin! This week, Princess is putting Jessica Simpson in context, laughing at the very existence of Nick Lachey, and remembering how weird Joe Simpson is.

This week, Princess is joined by Carla of There Might Be Cupcakes to explain why nobody needs to have 12 kids. Also, schizophrenia.

This week, Princess defends a dummy.

This week, Princess is talking about BFFs breakups and wanting to wear 2010s outfits.

content warning: sexual assault, suicide

This week, Princess is watching a cheerleading murder documentary so you don't have to. No, seriously. Don't watch this.

content warning: EVERYTHING

This week, Princess is watching a very disturbing documentary.

This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 5.23.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week. 

content warning: sexual assault, child abuse

This week, Princess is finally talking about the Netflix documentary, American Nightmare.

 This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 9.5.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week. 

16 & Pregnant, Season 1, Episode 3

This week, Princess wants to talk about how Amber got to be a Teen Mom.

This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 6.20.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week. 

This week, Princess is talking about some people suffering from a strong case of too much.

This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 9.26.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week. 

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant, Season 1, Episodes 26 and 27

This week, Princess is wrapping up Season 16 of Bye Pumkin as Kayla finally gets put out!

This is also the last free episode of 2024. See you suckers in 2025!

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episodes 24 and 25

This week, Princess is upset that Bar and Ashley's oven is a crime scene. Also, the Somalian pirate is back and he's all askew and spitting on doors

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episodes 22 and 23

This week, Princess was right about Bar. Also, has anyone seen Robert?

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episode 20 and 21

This week, Princess wishes Ashley and Bar would break up for good. Also, Sean is a hobosexual.

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episode 18 and 19

This week, Princess explains to a pirate that $30 a week to take care of your kids is peanuts. Also, nobody is moving to Atlanta.

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episodes 16 and 17

This week, Princess has crossed over into the 1B section of the season.

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episodes 13 and 14

This week, Princess is very upset about Bar's birthday brawl.

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant, Episodes 11 and 12

This week, Princess agrees with a baby thug AND a pirate and she doesn't like it!!!

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episode 9 and 10

This week, Princess is very upset that we're all being harassed by a pirate because of Kayla's poor pussy management. 

This week, Princess is encouraging all of the Teen Moms to kick people out of their homes and turn down marriage proposals. Mama gotta have a life, too.

Teen Mom, Young and Pregnant, Season 1, Episode 5 and 6

This week, Princess is back to talk about very young mothers.

Princess has been hacked! Ok, maybe she lost her show notes herself but they're gone and we gotta figure something out today.

content warning: intimate partner abuse, sexual abuse, child abuse drug use

This week, Princess it talking about a bodybuilder murder.

Shout out to Cindy for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send an email to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com or a Patreon message.

This episode was originally published on July 25, 2024 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon page. 

This week, Princess is joined by Carla (@theremightbecupcakes) to talk about the teens who are young and pregnant.

Teen Mom, Young and Pregnant, Season 1, Episodes 1 and 2

Welcome to Season 16 of Bye Pumkin! This week, Princess is reacquainting herself with the girls and remembering when she thought Brianna was just a cute little sweetie and Bar had potential.

content warning: child abuse, sexual assault, self harm, and drug abuse

This week, Princess wants to talk about the teen wilderness therapy industry.

content warning: miscarriage

This week, Princess wants to talk about Brittany DeJesus.

This week, Princess looks for Wendy Williams and doesn't find her. 

content note: Due to lack of electricity and the loss of Bob Newhart, Princess was unable to record this week. This episode was originally published Feb 29, 2024 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon. If you'd like more of this type of content, go to www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

content warning: sexual assault, self harm

This week, Princess talks about racial bias, gender politics, and sex. Yeah, this is about Bridgerton.

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episodes 15, 16, and 17

This week, Princess says goodbye to the Bad Girls.

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 14

This week, Princess watches the Bad Girls move out of the house.

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 13

This week, Princess and the Bad Girls go to Barcelona.

Bad Girls Club S12, E12

This week, Princess is a victim of hoo doo! Also, we get a new girl in the house and nobody likes her!

Bad Girls Club, S12, E11

This week, Princess meets the girls' families and tries to explain Redd, Alex Newell, and her deep desire to be dumb.

Bad Girls Club, season 12, episode 10

This week, Princess is wondering who the Fab 4 are gonna bully next. Also, why would anyone ever let a man named Markell play them.

My Super Sweet Sixteen, Season 4, Episode 8

Let's go back to the original "spendy" kids show and the first time we met Teyana Taylor. 


This episode was originally published on the Patreon on 2.4.24 and is being republished during the Memorial Day holiday. For more content like this, go to www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 9

This week, Princess spends the first 42 minutes talking about absolutely nothing. Skip to there to talk about how the life coach on this season of Bad Girls Club is horrible!

content warning: self harm, sexual assault, child abuse

This week, Princess has too many library cards and that's how she got Jada Pinkett Smith's memoir.

This episode was originally published on March 28, 2024 on the Patreon. If you'd like to receive weekly bonus content like this, head over to patreon.com/byepumkin. 

Bad Girls Club, S12, E8

This week, everybody hates Jada and they start hating Redd, too.

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 7

This week, Princess is joined by Kara to talk about Blu being a fuck boi.

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 6

This week, Princess is in better spirits and ready to talk about Redd's redemption episode...that features Redd not doing anything redeeming.

content warning: self harm, sexual assault, child abuse

Princess complains about her very special brand of crazy for the first 20 minutes. Then she talks about how the Bad Girls are all turning on Redd.

content warning: physical assault, sexual assault, self harm, child abuse, hate crimes

This week, Princess and Nampande (@nam.pande) talk about the film masterpiece, Fear. Please don't tell Mark Wahlberg about this episode.

If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send a message through Patreon or to hello@byepumpkinpodcast.com

This week, Princess watched the second season of The Curious Case of Natalia Grace so that you don't have to. FYI, she's asking for combat pay. 

This episode was originally published on January 18, 2024 on the Bye Pumkin Podcast. For more bonus episodes like this, go to www.patreon.com/byepumkin.

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 4

This week, Princess is convinced that Jada is doing black magic and Blue is playing both sides.

This week, Princess had Naudia from IRL Internet Girl (@irl_internet_girl) to talk about why enough people are not carrying a purse.

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 3


content warning: suicide, child abuse, sexual assault


This week, Tomlin joins the pod to talk about the girls who are bad. 

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 2


Let's get ready to ruuuummmbbbbbbllllleeee. It's Season 15 of Bye Pumkin and we're headed to Chicago with a fresh crop of bag girls.

content warning: drug use, sexual assault, child abuse

This week, Princess talks about generational trauma and addiction.

Shout out to Kayla for sponsoring this one. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send a Patreon message or email hello@byepumkinpodcast.com

This week, Princess watches a documentary about Facebook group drama. Just kidding! It's about an unidentified dead body of course!

Season 3, Episode 2

Let's take a trip back to the time a 16 & Pregnant girl got kicked out on the side of the road with her twins.

Let's talk about the traitors.

Flavor of Love, Season 2, Episode 12


Let's finish up season 14 of Bye Pumkin with a very confusing reunion.

Flavor of Love, S2, E11

It's time for Flavor Flav to pick one of these dummies to win this show.

Flavor of Love, Season 2, Episode 10


This week, Princess is meeting the families.

This is just a small part of this Princess Diaries episode. You can get the entire episode by joining the Patreon.

This week, Princess wants to talk about Aunt Agnes's laugh.

Flavor of Love S2, E8


Princess is back and doesn't remember nothing about this show. She's also singing for some reason so get ready for that.

This is just a small part of this Princess Diaries episode. You can get the entire episode by joining the Princess Diaries tier of the Patreon.

Princess got bitten by a wolf. No, seriously.

For some strange reason, Princess has decided to talk about the worst part of the Little Women franchise for 3 hours.


Shout out to Jennifer for sponsoring this one.

This episode was originally published on September 14, 2023. It is being republished as a part of the December hiatus. Fresh episodes will return in January.

content warning: violence against children, sexual assault against children

This week, Princess talks about the 2017 doc about the Slenderman stabbing.

Shout out to Megan for sponsoring this one. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send a message to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com or through Patreon.

This episode was originally published on Patreon on 9.29.23. It is being republished as a part of the podcast's December hiatus. Fresh episodes will start up again in January.

This week, we're getting into the family secrets of Madison Hamburg as he does a way too long documentary about murder mystery involving nearly everyone in his family.

Thanks to Kasey for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send a message to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com or through Patreon.

This episode was originally published on Patreon on 3.2.23. It is being republished as a part of the podcast's December sabbatical. Fresh episodes will start up again in January.

This week, Princess talks with Vanessa from Best Week Ever Podcast (@bestweekeverpodcast) to talk about the best villain ever on TV, New York.

This week, Princess talks to Flavor of Love Virgin, Naudia (@lovejones90) to talk about everything in the world but the episode they watched.

Carla (@theremightbecupcakes) is back! And we're talking about Buck Wild's blaccent, Flav's fatphobia, and when it's ok to let a sex trafficker over your crib.

Princess is sick AGAIN. And since she doesn't have a voice, let's revisit this episode from the Patreon feed. As long as the voice holds up, she'll be back next week.

This episode was originally published 8.17.23 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon feed.

Flavor of Love, Season 2, Episode 4


This week, Princess is cosplaying as Marge Simpson. But before her voice went all the way out, she got together with Sonia (@soniamariesays) to talk about that time Flav found Toastee's VHS tapes thanks to a tip from Nibblez.

Flavor of Love, Season 2, Episode 3


This week, Princess knows the world is burning down but let's talk about Delishis' ass.

This week, Flav is blind and Princess wishes she was, too.

content warning: suicide


It's time for season 14 of Bye Pumkin, featuring Flavor Flav, a harem of women who don't want him, and a runaway shit on the floor of a rented mansion. Let's get into it!